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- TRI-WEEKLY EDITION. WINNSBORO, S. CaJULY 12, 1883. ETBIHD14
THE VERDICT
--O F
THE PEOPLE.
BUY THE BEST!
Mn. J. O. UIoAO-Dear Sir : I bought the first
Davis machine Fold by you over five years ego for
any wife who has given it, a long and fair iial. I
ant well. pleased witt it. It . never gives any
roublt, and is as good as when firstr bought.
J. W. ISOI.OY.
" Winnsboro, H. C., Apri' 1883. -
Mr. IloA: You wish to know what I hdve to say
iltregrd to the Dais Machmine bought, of you three
years ago. I feel I can't say too nluch in its favor.
I ma-le about 180,'0 within flive monthls, at *lines
running it so fast that the needle would get per
fectly hot front friction. I feel cmaillieni I could
not have done the vamue work with as much ease
and so wt-il with any other machine. No tline lost
in adjuting nttachients. The lightest rumnning
uMachine I have ever treadled. IlrotherJanes and
1 lilinos' fanillies are as much pleaset wil their
D.tvis Machmine nought or you. I want .noK too
aimcie. As I ralti hefn ,naenine.
much can he o '-.' - tespct fllly,
IEI,.KN : TEV ENSON,
Fairileldl Count.y, April, 1b83.
Mit. loAO : My nihine gives me perrect sails
faction. 1 find no lault, with it. The attachuents
a e so simple. i wish for no better than the Davis
Vertical Feed.
Itespectfnily.
lMims. i. MmrLi.mNo.
Fairileid county, Apr', 1883.
lMu. liov: i biought a Davis Vertical Feed
Pew.ng t wchine iront yoy""our years ago. I amo
deliglate I with it. It never hus g.vell tue any
I rouale, tid has never been the leuts. omt of order.
It I. ias good as when i iilrst bought it. I can
eht-erfully r.coinmt-nd I.
Resatect ful'y,
4tN11. M. J. KIHI,AND.
Monticello, A pril :0, 188:.
Tis Ii to eriify taitt I hav lbeen using a Dayis
Vertic.l Feel Sewnig Mlitshine for over i w iye.trs,
pmarehasedl Of 1ir. .1. t). il.ig. I haven't founh it
p )sstrrsedl of a'ly fault-all tihe attalmhitis tre su
siipl'. IL never I eftaso. to wors, amd is certainly
tIh ilitmesl ranning in the market. I considier it
at irst-ciass llinclhile.
Very respect.fully
Ai NNIh \t. Wi1,1.IViIAM.
O.kland, Fairfield county, 8. U.
it 1OAo : I tlu well plcasett ino every particula
Wil i the Davis Machine ittumght of you. I think it
aa first-c.ass muImitie in every respect. You know
you sod Reve'ral miachines of I he smine nake to
dii nerelt nieinliera of our families, all of who1i,
is far as I know, are well pteased with theimi.
I(ealpectfully,
Mis. M. If. Mon.BKY.
Fat rilei1 county, April, 983.
This s to certif y we have lit I it constant use
the Dtyls Mitcine bought of you about three years
ago. As we take in work, and have made tie
p. ice of it. Nuv.-ral i lines uver, we don't want q
better munchine. It is always re.isdr skRipilg
of work we h,ave tod ky slf we are well pleased
st itci ,1 lbetter imach no,
'L ATnIItNK WVLit ANDt SisTRKl.
April 25, 18-8, j
I have no fault to iind with my mach ne, and
doi't want .iny better. I have in the time price of
it neverali times by taking it sowing. It is always
rety tio do is work. I think it a irar-olass Iua
cin'n-. I feel I c;unt say Lou tnuch for the D.vis
Verteal Peed1 Machine.
M1ts. THo_MAs SMIm.
Fairleitd cnlnty, Alpril, 183.
Mu. 1. O. IOAa--I). ar Sir: It gives me much
plea.ute i tea,tify to time inerlts of the Ilavis Ver
tc.ii Feedie a iniatalichne. The mna hine I got of
you ai.at live years ango. hams beenm almost in con
slati ise ever sint:e that Ii Ime. I cainnot see tltib
it is wort any, amlti has not coet ne ona cent for
repans since we have Ilad it.. Ain well pleae.1
anlttott'. tvwishi for may tieIdtt.
Yours irma'y,
hmOnT. Cit WFVtOID,
Granite Quiarry, necar Wimnnsboro S. U.
* 'm~We h.ive used the Davis V'ert ical Feedi Sewimng
MaInhinc fmor time hamst fie years. We wvould mimic
-have ny olier namkte mit amty price. The mutacthne
has yiven uis munblutilei1 satisftictiona.
V'ery resaccm fually,
Mints. W. K. TlUitNIti A'.tinl)AUOunThitaI
* ~Fahimleiti coumnty, S. C., Jan. 2, 1883.
tiavimng bought a Davis V'ertimcal Feemd sewimng
Amlmhine fromin Mr. J. 0. Hong soma three ymeas
mgo, manii L it,hvimng given tue pier feet sattisfactmonm ini
every respmect. is mm family iniaimne both for hmea, y
mimal light seo wing, amid never needed mtmn ieast re
pair 1iay wamy. I camn chteerfulily recommnemnd lt to
any one a+ a flrst-clas~s aimachime in every iti ien.
lar, and think it second to) nonme. It las onae oi lime
simnpiest mnnacinems aclae; mny chlildremn umse it witi
mali ease. lime itlattimns aro mnore easily adi
juasteil manii it inem ai greater ranmge of work by
* m~meanis of is Voarticali i"eed tutan any otheur nina
chine I have ever seem or used.
Mute. THiOMAti OwlNos.
Winnmsbir s, l'airfieild countiy, 8. C.
WVe have hail (mie of than D).vit a ttineas shonut
fenr yeatrs tncl hamve always fmmunai it ready to do anll
kimnds of work wye iiavi iiaii imccasmon to mlo. (ani't
- st'e that thme iachaane is worn miay, anti wvorks as
well a.s aimeni nmoW.
Jackson's Creek, Fairlield commnly, 8. C.
My wire is highly plifasedt with time Davis Ma
chine bmought. of youa. Slit wouldi anot hake tdoubie
whiat ammo gaive for1 it. Time mnamcfine has not
been emil of order simice she html it, amid shiecan tdo
any kinmd or work oni in..
Very Rtespecfumlly,
JAR. 1V. Fiax.
Afonticello, Faairfleld countby, 8, 0.
'iheDavis Hewing Machine is aimply ni frea.s
twoe Mmas. J. A. Uooow YN.
Itidgewamy, N. C., .Jan. 10, 181.
J. O hA, Tsq., Agent-Dear Sir: My wife
i ly for the patm four years, amn lit hiji never need
any repatira andi Works juset as well as whenm lirst
buh.She says it wdal do a greater mange of
prci'al work sPnd tin it easier andm bet'er tan
anmy minciin: she nas ever used. We cheerfully
recommnend it as a No. I fanimly inachine,
Your trmu.y,
JAB. Q. DAvis.
Winnsboro, S. C., Jan. 3, 1883.
Mat. hiOAe : I hmave always fonnd anv Davis Ma
chinom ready do alm Kimmds of to work I ave hail JL.
c.ioto Id)o. I caftnot see that, the iaehimie is
.worn am particle and it, works lis wemli w ten no0w.
Ifesp)etimly,
hf as. It. V. VOODING.
* Winnstboro, 8. 0., A prd,~ 1883,
Mn. IB0AG My wife baa been constanatiy using
the Davis Machina bought of you abiout five years
agto. I have never regreltedi bUYing it, am it L
always ready for army mind of familiy sewing, either
heavy or lriht, It is never out of fix or- neetding
- Very~ resP etully,
A. W.. Ap
. Fai8eld 0 -arh,188
.TRUNT.
I cannot see, with my small human sight,
Why God should lead this way or that for
me;
I only know he bath said, "Child, follow
me."
But I can trust.
I know not wh y my path should be at times
So straightly edged, so strangely barred
before;
I only know God could keep wide the door;
But I can trust. -
I find no answer; often, when beset
W ith questions fierce and subtle on my way,
And often have butstrength to faintly pray;
But I can trust.
I often wonder, as with trembling hand
I cast the seed along the ttirrewed ground,
If ripened fruit for God will there be found;
But I can trust.
I cannot know why suddenly the storm
Should rago so fiereely found me in its
wrath;
But this I know God watches all my path
And I can trust.
I may not draw aside the mystic veil
That hides the unknown future from
sighti . .au dark or light;
Nor know if for Paiii trust.
.nve o power to look across the tide,
To see while here the land beyond the river;
But this 1 know, I shall he God's forever;
So l can trust..
FROM TIE HEI'TIS.
Helen why no you waste your tune
talking to Paul Thyrley when Mr. Hart
well and Egbet t Van Dorn are both
disengaged?" said Mrs. De Groot, in
an angry whisper, to her daughter, on
the evening of her debut, at the house
of a fashionable friend.
"Yout know the position Paul T1hyr
ley holds in our homie.
''Your father keeps him as his secre
tary out of charity. on the score of their
old boyish friendship.
"I ai surprised that you should
dance twice with him this evening.
"Some one is sure to make an ill-na
tured remark about it."
''lIe is really very nice, mamma,'
said IlIelen, gazing after her late part
ner with a suspiciously admiring ex
pression, in her hazel eyes.
"If he was only rich he would be per
feet."
"But he is not rich.
"Ilow can you be so foolish-so imad,
IIelen?".
"Are you sure that he is not rich,
ina11na?"
"II ave you noticed that splendid dia
mond ring in the shape of a star that
he is wearing to-night?
"How could a poor man have a ring
like that?"
"It is paste no doubt," said her
mother irritably.
And then a really tragic expression
crossed her still handson A4w.*& -
"Helei. Mr vaI Dorn is coinig
"For mercy's sake, leave off staring
after that poverty-stricken Paul Thyr
Iey, andtci make yourself agreeable to him
ii: lie asks you to dance-unless you wish
to break my heart."
With a sigh Helen dropped the
plumed fan from before her face and
turned to welcone the wealthy banker
with a beaming smile.
Egbert Van Dorn was a short, heavi
ly-built, prosy man, live and forty.
le had been born and reared in pov
erty.
Coming into an immense fortune
when youth was gone, he had but two
ideas, apparently, in his brain-the one
his money; the other his very uninter
esting self.
Such as lie was, hmvever, the bright
est and fairest of society belles were
ready to run a race for his favors.
And 1Ielen DJe Groot's handsome
Spanish face ilushled with exultation as
the evening passed by and still found
hini constant at her side.
Schooled by lher proud mother, and
p)romlpted by her own ambition, she
cast aside her momentary dream of
love, and meot Paul Thyriey so colly
on the next morning in l' ownt homte
that his sudden look of itenlse mortifi
cation showed the pain lie felt.
Fromt that day they were as strant
gers.
Paul Thyrley busied imnself in the
dluties of his phIace, and tulrned for comt
t'ort in his leisure htours to 1Helen's
young cousin, Lucy Fair, whlo held a
position in the great g .andi house thlat
was even lower andl less satisfactory
than his ownt.
-13 ne ming, some weeks after his
birthntight ball, Lucy Fair ran hastily
down the staircase from her cousint's
roomr, her pretty face all bat,hed it
tears.
"What Is it Lucy ?" lie asked, hold(
ing lher fast as sihe attemted( to runt
.iway.
"What has been grieving you?"
"It Is-oh, Mr. Thyrleyl -
".Illent says that ,L have beent so rude
mid forward it my behavior to you
thiat you muist despise me it your
heart," said Lucy, after t long paiuse.
"Sihe saw us coime In from our walk
last evening do you know?"
She hesitated.
The secretary smiled.
"Well. my Luciy.
"Did sh1e see me bid you goodl night
with a kiss?
"Is that the cause of all these tears'?"
1e said.
"Oh, she hans said suichl cruel things,
Paul I
"Site declares that you catinnot possi1
bly respect me, because I have not re
ipected myself.
"And aunt, De Groot says that she
cannot take me to the grand( party at
Upton Park next week.
"Sihe says that I wvil(disgraice them
biy my behavior, that I have already
lisgraced them--that I-oh, Paul! have
L. done wrong?
"WVas It unmnaidenly In me to-own
Ghtat I loved youn, andt to show It as I
11id?"
"My poer little Lucyl" cried Paiul
ndignantly.
"I see htow It Is.
"But they shall not torment.you like
,his anothter day.
"Look hero, Lucy I
"I've~given up my place-I am going
neay attoncel"
"Going away?.
"Going to leavs me?
She ahung to him in mute dia,
the tears still standing in her brigl
eyes.
"There is the thing that grieves me,
replied Paul.
'Do you love me well enough to g
with me, my dear?
"If you do, speak the word-and t
least your aunt and cousin shall nevw
have the power to torture you again.
"1 can promise you comfort in yoi
home, and kind care, and a love thi
will never fail.
"What do you say, Lucy?"
"I would go with you to the end
the world, Paul."
"And never be afraid of the hai
work, the anxiety, the care, that a
the daily portion of a poor man's life?
"Neverl
"If you are with mo tt."- r iaU OU
row, no trouble thtat I fear to meet,
she answered, with a trusting smile.
That night the lovers left that state
home and fled to the city, wnere, in ti
presence of her ui.", "Lucy Fair pr(
ounc vi.e vows that made her a
"You have done well and wisely f
yourself, little girl." said her uncle, a
he bade them farewell the next day.
"I wish your cousin had been halft.
wise.
"Farewell, Paul don't fail to brir
your wife to the party at Upton Parl
my boy."
Mrs. De Groot held up her white an
Jeweled hands in horror when her hu
band1( toldl her what had happened.
But she was too busy preparing f<
her own and Helen's sojourn at Upto
Park to waste many thoughts upon h
rebellious niece.
The party was now close at han<
and was to be a gorgeous affair.
The owner of Upton Park, it w}
widely rumored had been a poor bo3
a newsboy in the city streets.
Befriended by the benevolent Paulu
De Groot, then but a lad ltimself, ti
newsboy lad wvorked, striven,a11(1 riser
till in the prime of his mathood, I:
had now come to reside near his earl
friend in a home like a palace.
It was a romantic story.
Mrs. De Groot received them, actin
as hostess by the request of Mr. Upto
who had not yet arrived.
"Mamma, you told me yesterday no
to accept Mr. Van Dorn till I had see
Mr. Upton," said Helen Be Groot, ie
they stood apart from the guests watcli
ing the inner door of the lib,rarl
through which the owner of the hous
would very toon appear.
"But they are sayijg now that Mr
Upton is actually married, and that 1h
is to bring his bride home to this hous
this very night."
"Nonsense, IIelen!" cried Mrs. D
Groot sharply.
sh lnnknll 11rooughly uneasy.
- rs. tone pretended that your fa
Ther was n the secret, and that he we
present at the weddting yesterdayi
thg city," she began, "but I will neve
believe that Mr. De Groot would -
The words died on her lips.
She grasped Helen's arm, clinging t
it as If to save herself from falling.
The arched two-leaved door of th
library w~as op)ened(.
There stood Paul Thyrley and lean
ing on his arm was a lovely little dark
eyed fairy, in a bridal robe and laci
veil, with diamond ornantoits tha
Ulazed like stars.
'1'lTere, too, was Mr. Do Groot, whos(
voice sounded likethe "trumpof doom'
in the ears of his wife and daughter a
lie spoke in this wise
"Friends and neighbors, let me pre
sent to you P'aul 'Thyrley Upton and
Mrs. Lucy Upton, my own dear niece
"In their name and in my own I bih
you wvelcome most heartily to thei:
pleasant hiome-comig at Upton Park.'
niowers.
The amouni, of money invested ii
and spent for flowvers in London it
something marvellous. Fashion lovei
flowers, or pretends to, and is wvilling
to pay for them. One florist says:
"The best business comeCs from th(
wealthy, who give ordlers to furnish
flowers and( decorations for such at
evening at such a price, andl -do noi
concern themselves with dletalIs. The
flowei-s fora (linner party of fifty covern
can easily be made to cost from ?100 t<
?200, and I have lad 0on0 dinnetr hasi
winter for whlich my bill was ?300.
That, of coni'se, inIcluded the deccoratlol
of tihe dining-room after special designs,
which were first p)repared in coler,
showing the masses of foliage, thc
pahnls, and the beds of flowers in differ.
ont parts of tile rooml. When you con.
sider that hybrid roses, of which thmerc
are seven (differenlt varieties, cost 2s,
(3d. ap)iece, amt that a hundred of thmem
can be crowded into a vase oni a mantel.
piece, you see ho0w the mloney~ goes,
Marechal ,NLe1 and 'Jacquteinln6t roset
are worth now 1s. each, but there it
lit,tle foliage with thern, whereas a hy
brid rose with its stemn antd leaves' I
iuite a bouquet in Itself. Besides (deco
rating tihe supper-table and rooms foi
balls we frequently have to make up fa.
vors for a wvedding, anmd these are often
miadeo to cost from 28. to 53. apiece. The
intentioni Is genierally to combime in a
favor a few beaut,iful ilowers, and
somiethling that will remamin as a me
monto of~ the occasion; so the holder is
of silver or porcelain, or a basket of
value Is used(. A few nlighits ago the
baskets were Leghorn hats wvhich will
tiollbtless he 'trinned and worn t,hl
Bummiiler."
A return was hately pubbshed in London
giving the loss of hfe In each of the iast
Iiteen years arising from casualties at sen
lo liritish ships in the hlome and foreign
lrado, excludig fishing vessels. 'The
Rrandi tot:al ia 89,414, of which 8872 is the
total for 1881-2, this being the largest in
any single year, the nearest to It being
1874 15, with 2986. In tihe three years
immiediately preceding the numabers were
much smialier-they having beenl 1967 ini
1878-9, 1789 in 1879-80, and .2421 in
1880-1. Of the graadi total, 2170 was the
number 'of lives lost by colhlon, of Whbich
519 were those of passengers; it is to be
noted, however, that 272 of the latter
athibor, or mere, than half the total for
af teen years, were lost mn the first si:
nonuths of 1878, the running dowin of
ab k4orthfieet by the Mcuilotite early.
:ly of that year oh? Dringoeed acoount.
id for thi.. .
t Front V rd Vexatious.
We have recently moved into a house
that has a front yurd. We have atways
o lived in houses Whose front yard was
the street. Children will play in the
L street. Children ' ill play in tite yard
)r whether there is s Btreet running through
it or not. After two or thyee of them
r had barely escaped being run over by
the teams that Insisted on running
through our front) yard, wife said we
must rent a house that hadn't any street
) in it. So we dic. But pshawl the
children don't make any account of it.
d 'They are in the atreet as much as ever,
accumulating thelrailv.*. -
row escapes.
vue inaum( the yli'Iloked bare with
out shrubs Mid flowers and vies. I
hinted that a little'grass would help it,
Iy too.
t One evening as I was going away,
. wife asked me to bring her a few 'an
a nuals" when I came back. I wondered
what she wanted of annuals as t rode
rt down town in a street ear, but I am
i accustomed to blind obedience to her
reqllests, so when I went lonrie at night
s I hrought her some annuals. There
were Dr. "Jayne's Anmual Alimanack,"
g I remember, and "The Odd Fellows'
Annual Offering," and a New Year's
Address" for 1862, and the "Birthday
d Gift" and numerous annual itd(ldresses
. before agricultural associations, that
had accumulated on my hands.
or "Good gracious?" exclanned Mrs,
n Boggs, (sle never swears like that ox
r cept under great excitement) what ive
you brought me?" -
, "Annuals, Mrs. Boggs," said I.
"You said you wanted annuals, and
a here they are."
Then Mrs. Boggs hurst out laughing,
and cried: "Why, you old fool, you
s (we have been married twenty years,
e but Mrs. 11. calls (me pet nattles yet),
the annuals I meant are llowers, such
e as verbenas, panlsies, (isies, morning
y glories, nignonette, a th the like, to
set in our front yard." Tlhen she took
all the annuals I had been at so much
r :ains to collect and set them out in the
back yard among other rubbish.
The next morning she asked tme if I
t thought I couhl get somie roses for the
i1 front yard. Told her I knew a man
s who had got a lot of early rose potatoes,
but it wasn't the right time of year fi'or
, setting them out. (I have an idea that
e ground is much better employed in rais
iug a potato than in raising a flower, umn
less it is a barrel of flour.) Wife said I
3 hadn't a bit of taste. She then gave
e me a memoranda of roses site wanted.
I was busy all day, but as I was about
e taking a car for home, I thought of the
ross. I referred to the m .- ,
i( tounld_tlhn- ." '
-C er-H !W-gra Rinms, fuchsis
heliotrope, roses, bourbon, running
1 rose, 'Prairie Queen,' golden tea plant
vines, English Ivy, Wandering Jew,
seeds, etc."
I studied it hard, but it was slightly
incomplrehensible. She had evidently
got things nixed up. However, I
went to a florist's and got what I
wanted. Said I, "give me a few gera
- niuts and a few she's, and---."'
"A few what?" asked the flower
luan, looking puzzled.
"A few she's," said I, turning very
red, I know, for I couldn't tell for the
life of me what my wife wanted of a
few sie's about the place, as she never
could live in the sane house with an
other woman.
As the florist looked more staggered
than ever, I haided him the memo
randa, when the burst into a lou(t laugh.
''Why, man, he cried, "it's fuchsias
she wantsl'' and he roared again.
"Well, wvhatever it is give me a cou
p)le of yardls of it anyhow, front and
back yard1, too."
You see 1 was mad.
I got the things the memoranda
seemed to call for at the various places,
and wenlt hiomte.
"IIere, Mrs. Boggs," said i, testily,
"are the things for ottr front yard."
"Why, what is this?,' she cried, as
Ethrust' a two-gallont jug upon her
among other thimngs.
"Bjouirbon, mty dear. I found It on
the memoranda. Pr'etty thing to set
out in the front yard, though. Hoew
long do you s'pose it'll stay there with
the nteighibors we've got?"
"JBoggs, you are a confounded
that mnemiorandla was 'B3ouribon Itose.'
B3ut what is this -ntasty little book?"
htoldinug ill a (limo novel with a highly
colored tit,e patge rep)resenttinig a got'
geous squiaw onm a fiery and( unttaimed
mnustanig.
"That? Why you ordered it, dhidn't
you? T1hmat is 'lLunnuing Itoie ;'or, the
Prairie Queen;' one0 of Beadle's you
kntow.''
My wife carried it at arm's length
and threw it into t.he stove. T.Lhen shte
took theo jug of IBourbon and emtptied
It inito the back gutter. While she was
gone t I conceealed1 Alexanider, 1 tunas'
"Wantutderinig Jew," which I land also
purchmasedl, for I begani to see that I had
made a terrible blunder it filling that
ordeor. (1 have ascertained siince that
.Wandemling Jew"' is the namemn of a
vine; hst how was I expected to know
all alAi, it ?)
"11ere, my (lear," said I, as my wife
entered the room again, desiring to
mollify her, "here is some Ivy. 1 know
that, It is right, for I hired a boy to go
ut into the wvoods and cull it."
'Wo out in the woods and cull it!"
shrimekedl Mrs. l3oggs, sud(denly dropph)ig
it; "why, Bloggs, that's Pi1zen ivy!"
So It was. Dear! Deoar! how was I
etxpect.ed to knowv anything about it?
I (ddn'L kmnow there wits any othier kinid
of Ivy 'cep)t that which grows i time <
woods. I went around a week or two
wvith both hands (done up) i h ineni lags I
soaked ini salt, and water, and Mr's.
Iioggs' hiands looked like a pair of box- I
ints gloves. I will never meddle with I
Ivy again, Ivy notioni.
Bunt my mishaps are not all re ated I
yet. I planited the seeds5 1 had bor.gmit1 I
and whlat do you think camne ul)? A I
lot 'of gourds, sunflowers, hollyhocks I
anid pumnpkint vines?
"What are these?" said Mrs. Bogus 1
examining a ilower bed where I h~ad in
stuck soizne plants .LThen .shte benit I
down, scrutinized the leaYeA closely, in
And swith a scream piulld th6im up by
the roots and threw therm away.
We fixed it at length. We fie r
landscape gardener, and turned the
front yard over to him. Mrs. 13oggs
bossed the job, and under her eagle eye
very little ground 'scaped gardening.
A hose became necessary, of course, to
sprinkle the. grass and flowers, so she
bought one properly furnished with a
nozzle and sprinkler. Mrs. Boggs going
out marketing one evening, requested
me to take the hose and sprinkle the
front yard.
I hid never operated such a contriv
ance and made horrible work of it. .1
forgot to substitute the sprinkleL' for
the nozzle and played havoc among the
plants and flowers. Whenever the
.'..... -o,. n ulant It vas eithe'
scooped out or driven uto the grouli
out of sight. The flower beds looked
as though they had been fooling around
a water spout. I was disconcert(l at
the ruin I was working, and turning
around to see if my wife was coining,
I let the stream go full drive In my
neighbor's face who was observing me
and 1 turned it quickly around, firing
It into a passing baby wagon. Batby
screamed, and getting a (lose il my own
eye, I popped it next in the face of
Mis. Boggs, who was just entering the
gate. 'l'hat concluded my performiance
with a rubber hose.
If you know any one who wants to
rent a house with a frolt, yard, send me
word.
The Inpalement of persons sentenced
to death for great criles has been
practiced in the East for many con
turies. In Turkey, where this punish
muent was most, frequently inilicted,
assassins whio'se crimes were of an
aggravated character were always con
denned to (lie on the pole; anld the
traveler wIo penetrates into Asia
Minor will now and then, even in our
times, ride past. slender posts erected
along the roadside, on which the skele
tons of the unfortmmnates are hanging
who have been Int t o death in th is horri
ble nuinner.
Saint Edmne in his )ictionnaire de lia
Penalite describes the latner in whiih
this punishlment is inilidted as follows:
"Tie unfortunate man who is to
suffer death by inpalement is laid flat
on the ground, face dowlward. his .
hands are 1.ied ont his back, and one of
the executtioler's assistants sits down
on his back, so that the victin cannot
move. A second assistant holds the
culprit's head firmly to the ground,
and a third assistant seizes his legs,
which lie hohis so that he cannot lmovI
theml. The execution'. , now ap
proaches with t.h :asLrumenit of death,
a lonl Ltr N.re or pole, which he pusles
+..tO time body from behind. Thu pule
t ers almost to a point, but is rgunded
'u1 stmewhat at the end, so that'it will
not penetrate the entrails all at once.
The executioner pushes this pole into
the flesh as far as lie can with his
hands, whereupon a fourth assistatnt
drives it in still further with a mallet.
Now the pol, which has penetrated
deeply into the body of the doomed
man11, is set upright into the ground,
and the victim is left to die upon it..
The weight of the body )resses it
further (down upon the stake every
moment, and the point finally protrudes
from the l>reast or side of the culprit. i
Some of those upon whon this horrible I
lnishmnent has been inflicted, died t
quickly, and their suffering was soon t
over, but others are sail to have suf- t
fered untold agony for lours, and even i
(lays, before death put an end to their t
torments."
Impatlemecnt, horrible as it is, is not
the cruelist punishment inflicted in 1
Oriental countries. Particuhtrly the I
Chiniese andl the inihabitants of Ainm,
Cochin China and1( Siaum seem to haive
exhausted all their powers of invention
in (devisinig new anad insufferable tor
nments for criminals or personis who hadl
incurred the haitredl of the rulers of t
t,hose counitries.
In China rebels and traitors are life.
rally cu1t inito IL thiousanLd pieces. T1he
executioner whlo us to carry out this
dreadful sentence laslenms time prisoner,
who is tiedl hiand aind toot, with aL chain
to a p)ost, ati~ nd mkes ani incision over
the forehead of his victim, lic pulls5
the skini of the forehead over the eyes of
the sufferer, so thalt he can noe longer see.
A large basket with sn'all knives is
now lahced beside the executionier, who
shakes them upl sevenal times, and1(
then takes themi up, one by one. On
each knife is writ,ten t.he nlamie of aL
par't of the hiumain body1 whichi tihe
tiend whmo takes thei insKtr'iiuit of tort,
uire fromi the basket p)roceedls to hitce
r'ate slowly. Lit,tle pieces of' flesh and
skin ar te cut from the struggling wretch
anmd when the execit,ionier hats cit and
slaishied 01ne part, inI his opiion, sutli
i,iently, lie takes anmothier knife firomn
the basket and proceeds as before,
until at, last all the knives have beenl
takent fromi the basket. Buit, while t,he
vict,im suilfers horrible0 tormmeints tIhe
execuitieir operates on him with such
skill thait nio vital part1s ar'e touiched1
and1( death (does not, coine to the relictl
of the suffer'er. And w~hien all thme
numbers cof this teri''ble lottery of
knives are (drawnl, the bleeding body of'
t,he unfortnmate main is thr'ownt to r'ave
nous1 dlogs, who, miorl imeirciful thani
their maiisters', soon1 put ani mId to thme
tgoniies of the dloomied manLl.
.Another' p)IuishmenL't said( to have
been Inflicted In Cinai oin groat crimi- a
11a1s consistedl it being "brushed to o
.heathl."~ Thie iistr'uiment emiplod In si
whlichi the executiner' hbruisheid, or' t.
'athier scratpedl cif the flesh of tIhe cuil
>i't, a pr'oceedling wvh ih naturally 11
:onsumed aL gre3at deal1 of timle. Th'le C
or'imtor', wit consumnmate skill, ti
)ntushed around( all great veins and1( a
1,rteries to prIevenit the vict iim fronm k
)heedling to dleath, and kept hm alive a~
br a long time. 54
.In Siam the dleath penalty was it- al
Ilcted on rebels by having them tram- wi
>led to death by elephianits. Others 3
tad a sinali cocoanut forced into their
nouth so that they ifad to starve.
Other horrible .punishments hMveo
een infieted by Oriental despots, an1 e;
nanty of themn I ave taken particular bi
iali to vary the pains, changing the li
node of their to nent'with overy suf.. n
erer. But thxe abeo instalides will rt
ufikie to do6w wh ernelTies arg prac- ia
iced in~ those countries,. l
Thin out Fruit.
As the season seems favorable, th
prospect is that the trees, of all kinds
will be well loaded with fruit. To
much fruit is something unusual, fo
the market is never overstocked i1
quantity, but too much inferior fruit i
a yearly infliction on all who buy
Pruning, trimmhig and cultivating
while pushing forward the trees in vi
gor and productiveness, also assist i
the development of a surplus of blos
soins, the stimulus causing the trees t(
bend their energies in that direction ii
preference to an excess of leaves, fo
the embryo buds are alike, and diverg
Into teat or rrmt us the conditions di
reet.
Thinning out fruit seems repulsiv
to those who are accustomed to seeinl
heavy clusters of fruit on tree. ana
the operation appears to be a wastefu
one; but, when we consider that fruit
ing is but an effort of natural reproduc
tion, it is to be wondered, rather, thal
thinning is not more commonly prae
tice(. If the tree cannot propagate b3
seeding it will endeavor to do so fron
the root by sending out shoots. 11
either scuds out shoots or fruit buds
or both, it( this must be ac'.comllplislhe(
only with the material which the trei
affords, part of which is stored ala
part new, takn directly from the soi
at the time of blossoming or a little be.
fore. This material is distributed tc
every part of the tree, the remotesi
blossom not being forgotten, and tin
tree can only nourish according to i:
capacity to supply. Where the fruit is
overcrowed on1 the tree the fact is ap"
parent that inferiority of size must b(
the consequence; and whenever tlu
fruit is dwarfed the llav or and appear
ance is below the average to say noth
iug of the drain on the vitality of thc
tree, which is thereby compelled ,o ust
its utmost elteavor in order to deveio
its fruit.
By thinning out the inferior speci
mens, leaving only that which look
promnising, the sap is directed intoTower
ehat nels instead of the manty, the fruit
being supplied with at greater propor
Lion of nourislinnent, grows more rap
idly, ripens sooner and is improved in
tppeartatnce and titlity, Nor will the
ctuatl production be less, for the chan
,es are that by mleatsurement*the quan
Lily will h more than if no ttinuing
Iprocess had been practiced, th e chie
bontelt being the doubling of the price
uwing to the huperiority of thlao fruit.
itrawberries no treatea have been grown
to acl proportions as to readily coim
mnani lifty cents per quart when infer
ior kiids were not in demand, and
pears have been sent to our markets
Lhat sult singly at good prices, while
others yore sold by measurement.
Thousan bf bushels of apples rot in
our orchards ann11ually sin)ly because
the trees are overcrowed and the fruit
becomes unsalable, and the cherries,
Peaches and even the small fruits are
lio exception.
Another point to be observed is that
;rees and vines must not be allowed to
nake any elfort other than by seeding.
l'ho shoots and runners mnust be kept
lown, as they rob the parent stock of
ritatl power-as is well known to those
vho grow strawberries especially, the
unuers of this year being detri mental
o fruit production the sieceeding sea
on. Let every fruit-grower enleavor
o produce gouu, well-formed, market
ble fruit., culling out that which is
iferior, and allotting to the trees only
hat which is suitable to their capacity
,nd the in creasc(l prices and (taick sales
vill be more than a satisfactory renu
ieration for the small amotnt, of extra
tbor required..
A scoretiary in TIroubto.
A genthenian whto had business with
ho War Dlepartnment dutritig tihe P'resi
ency of Genieral JackFsonm, called upon
lie Secretary for t,he purpose of trans
cting it. As lie approached the dloor
3adhing to the Secretary's apartment,
ho~ messenmger iniformed him that the
icrmetary wasI enigaged for the mio
rient, and begged himi to take aL seat in
lie ante-roomi 'lThe door was ajar,
iid the visitor could not aLvoid hearing
lie lotud and aiigry tones of the great
unlctionary. 11I0 was evidlently ad
ressmng an otlicer of the army, who
van delinqutent ill t,he matter oif his
*ccounits, "'You have been repeatedly
lireted to bring your affairs to a
ettlemeont,"' said lhe, "andt you pay ito
ttenition to the instrumctioni, delaying
in one frivolous pretext or anuothert,
,nd offering the mtost prpostorous
xctuses, unt,il the tIhing ha~s become
itolerable. I f this goes on much Ion
er 1 shaltl order your arrest, and try
oii by court,-martial. T1hie War I)e
artmtet cannlot 1be t,riled wibh.
T1heo oitendinig ollicer was a .imrench
nanti, whose broken En~tglish and ex
raord in ary phlratseoilogy wvere most
nirth-provok ing. 1ie p)resetlty bowed
aiimself out, int.o thme hall, te very
mipersoniation of comiposutre and self
omplacency. TIhe genit,etman wvho was
vaitinig for ang aud{ience imiired what
vas theO matter. "N ossing wvia me,"
vaIs the repuly wit,h IL grimace and IL
hug of the shiotulders. "'Butt ze Minis
or of ze WaLr is in trubblo."'
N*iasoteon's soin.
Prince IN'apoleon's sont 1s onily oneo of
long line of royal p'retend(ers, refugees,
rn captives who have enttered Enuglish
dhools within the paust dozen years. Hie
utters Cheltenhamn College. It wIas there
tat D)r. Jex-Blake first received Prince
.leymiayu, soni of King Tihteodore of
.byssinia. Soon aftet:, the Duke of
entoa entered Harrow uinder Mr. Mat
Jew Arnold. Ptinoe iIassanm, of Egypt
11d Pincite SootchiaL, of Siam, were noL
ng ago at Oxford, The KCing of Spain
'as once at Sandhurst, and Don Jaimo,
itof D)on Carlos, the pretender,n~ow
the Jesuit College nearWA sor
hile thte Woolwicli career-oftJ n-o
apoleon III is still freshuiui meInru u
1tellglon is as necessary to reitson y
asont Is to religion; tle one0 canpot
list without Lhe. other. 'Ardaddibig'
ing Wotild lose his reason in *tte xpt
g to accoum6 for the phenomena ofe
tture had lhe not a Supreme e gt
for to. If there had beoe 9~o
aakind would haye boeiio~~4
ag6ine QO. '
A Joke on a Soldler.
Many persons think that these old
soldiers who meet at reunions have be
come dignified and forgotten how to
have any fun when they geti together.
This is the greatest mistake that was
ever made. We suppose there was more
fun to the square mile during the reun
ion here than was ever -enjoyed since
the world began. Among the C4icago
boys, as a guest, was Theo R. Davis,
the artist of Harper's Weekly, who was
all through the war, and whose pencil
has caused many a battle-fold to be
impressed upon the minds of hundreds
a of thousands of people who were not
there. There was one of the Chicag6
mon who sometimes took a little too
m auch wet stuff, and who was' a little.
excitable when full7 though a i<yaI
I good follow. The visiting,.the music,
the marching, the cheering ard the ex-'
citeniont of the reunion with a little
dust of liquor, had made him feel quite
excited, and lie wanted to fight his
battles over again, but the boys kept
him quiet, and finally got him to bed,
and soon he slept like a log. The boys
were in the room telling stories, when
some one called attention to the sleeping
comrade, and in a second an idea oc
curred to Davis, the artist. He said lie
would go to his room and get his water
olor paint and brushes, and some court
plaster, and paint the face of the 51e01
ing comrade so he would look as though
ie had been in a fight, and been knocked
all to pieces. The boys said it would be
a good idlea, and pretty soon the artist
was at work with his soft camel's hair
brushes, and the boys stood over the
artist and his humani canvas, holding
their sides to keel) from roaring. The
artist first painted two black eyes that
you would swear had been made by a
wian's list. Then lie painted a swelling
ou onle che'k, and on the forehead he
painted what looked as though a sledge
launnter had mashed in tli skull and
left the brain oozing out. Then the
artist took some strips of court ,laster
and stuck one across the painted broken
nose, another across the mouth, sealing
both lips ; amid the boys stood back to
look at the stricken man and wait for
the court plaster to dry. The scene
was so real that one of the boys actually
turned pale while looking at the sleeper.
The boys held a consultation and agreed
that when their friend awoke they
should look heart-broken, and make
hii believe he had been mauled out of
all i mana shape ; and they got a strange
veteran from Oshkosh to personate a
doctor. After a little the sleeper began
to wake up, and one of his friends took
a seat by his bedside, took hold of his
pulse and as he opened his eyes the
friend said :
" N ow don't exert yourself, and don't
try to tal'k. The doctor says you will
be all right if you remain quiet."
'I'he victim of the joke opened his eyes
and was gong w ti, wh t in Gehenna
was the matter, and what mnaae' Ioia
stand around like a lot of pall-bearers,
when lie found his mouth held together
by court plaster, and his vice sounded
like a man with a hair-lip asking some
body to go to the devil. At this*point
LIu Drury, one of the jokers, was having
trouble to keep from laughing, so ho
put a hiaidkerchiief to his face, sobbed,
and said " My God, boys, this is horri
ble." 'llhe victim looked at Lu, and
would have sworn his great heart was
overcharged with grief, and lie tried to
talk, but the court plaster would not
pernit him. At this point the Oshkosh
villatin, who acted as army surgeon
went to the bedside of the wounded
mn, relieved the other watcher, felt of
his pulse and said :
"Don't be (iscouraged, my boy, we
wvill pull you through,- if you do not get
excited. I have cured worst cases."
T1hen lie took ai p)air of scissors and
cut the court plaster that held thme lips
together, and said:
"There, how do you feel nowv?
Don't talk much, but don't you feel
relieved ?"
TIhie victim looked at the doctor and
at the boys who were picf,uresquely
staninig around, the bed, and said :
"lDon, for God's sake, what has hap
peuned to me ?"
The doctor told him to be quiet, and
then whmisp0eed to him
" You have had the wvorst fight that
a man ever had and lived. A man at
tacked you on Wells street wvith a view
of robbing you, and you defended your
self, but it was a hard struggle. Mr.
Drury, please hand me thai, hand-glass.
There, you can see for yonrself. ,There
is a coinusion of thme brain, the eyes are
dilscolored, and I thought your jaw was
broken, buit as you can talk I guess It
is eoily fractured. But you ought to
see thme man that junmed on you.
There, nowv, don't look at yourself too.
much. You will look better to
rommw."
The victim took a long look at him
self, anid the fist thing lie said wvas:
"Is the other fellow alive ?"
It was all the boys could do to keelp
from bursting, but they kept sober
faces, anmd the doector said the other
follow was alive, but he wvas the worst
used up~ man lie ever sewved uip. He
sid one arim was broken and one eye
goulged out, andl his face looked as If a
piile-driver had struck him. The .victim
smIled a satisfactory snill as he~ heard
how he had whipped thme other fellow.
Then the boys asked if lie had any mes
sage to send( home, iIe took the mirror
and looked at himself again,.and said:
" Telegraph for my wife." 'That was
too much, and the boys roared and the
doctor tore off tihu court plaster front
his nose, another fellow brought a wet
towel and time paint was washed off, and
when lie was clean the boys handed him
the mirror, and lie looked at himself
again, and then saw it was a j olie, anid
hie 'wanted :to kill. somne of (them, but
just then a colored, boy aqgt up a
egymploof bottesm of win, h\ured
my gotf u n l~s i I andthBu
te~fthe follo'~ ,