The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, July 03, 1883, Image 4

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HALTrns FoR HEIFn" . - Heifere should never be allowed be allowed to grow up to milking time without having been halter-broken. Also,while young, and consequently a great deal more manageable, they should be taught to stand around and become -familiar with being handled, so that when an attempt is made to milk them, they will not be frightened or inclined to kick. It does pot take any longer to break a heifer when young, and have her accustomed to being handled so that she will sub mit to being milked when the time comes, than it does after she comes in. It must be apparent to an1 one who gives the subject a moment a thought, that the latter is the worst possible time to undertake training a heifer. She is in an excited condition; wildly afraid her young will be molested; naturally considers that the effort to milk her is interfering with the rights of her young which makes her still more nervous and excitable, and with a motherly instinct she will hold up her milk to save it for the calf. I like the plan of putting hal ters on heifers and tying them up in stalls the same as horses, where they can be taught to stand around, back up and step forward at the word, and by being led out to water, they can easily be taught to follow the halter The udder and teats should be handled fro quently, and the card and brush used often. When these pains are taken, much annoyance may be saved after Walu, and when it is necessary to move the cow from one place to another, her docile and gentle habits will be more than a reward for the trouble, and in striking contrast with yelping dogs,yel ing boss, whips, stones, clubs and curses, which too often constitute the outfit for driving unbroken cows. 'LE value 01 a pasture consists, first, in a close, strong sward. To have this the soil must be firm, fertile and filled with moisture. - By this we do not mean-it shall be wet; on the contraiy,it must be the reverse. The moisture must be such as is hold naturally (me chanically); not the moisture of satura tion, but that of vaporization. Thus a permanent pasture should never be heavily cropped until it is well set, Hence none of the tuberous rooted grasses like timothy are sitable to permanent pa.tures. They cannot stand close cropping nor constant tramping. Pasture grass.es, therefore, must be the fibrous and deep rooted va rieties. A LoA.a1 soil that is neither so light as a sanucy nor so tenacious as a clay soil is, as a rule, best adapted to fruit orchards. What are known as calcare ous loams are so prized by the fruit growers; so are the most lands in lime stone districts. Fruit trees make a rank growth in alluvial soils, but, generally speaking, they are neither so hardy nor so fruitlul as are trees in soil containing more sand, clay or gravel, and less veg etable mould. The fruit is not so high flavored as if from a loamy soil. A gravelly soil is not suited to truit trees, anti must be mixed with clay, mubt, peat and the like to insitre any success. THE OARDEN.-The farmer who bas a - nea.t and wevll-kept garden is almostsure to have a neat and well-kept farm, a comfortable and welt-appointed home, tidy out-buildmngs, anti stock in gootd condition; and the housewife who takes pride in her garden, generally has a home to take pride in and be proud of~. STRAwBERRiIEs. -A new self-te uding strawberry bed is the invention of a C)aliformian. FAll with earth any sort of a barrel that has been bored well all around with inch-holes. Plant straw beries in every hole and in the open top, root downwards and top outwards. ].t is a great success. It is quite ornate, and it wdll keep for several months in bearing. _____ PROeF. .T. P. STsLLE, of Alabama, is down on what lie calls the "carp farce.' lie thinks the carp is no better than the buffalo fish. Ho calls it the "aqluatic buzzard." and says it is the "meanest fish of any waters; a nasty, grisly-Ilesh ed kind of mud-sucker, which digs in the muck and feeds on decaying sub etanaces." As FAn as possible the formation of mainure heaps in the fields should be avoided, .If formed, Jhe practice of turning over the manure should be aban doned, as labor is thus lost and much manure wasted. The best authorities consider it best to cart the manure di rect Irom the barnyards to the land and spread it at once. A PET L,AMn.-By training a pet lan'b to come at the call, and afterward put ting it wiLh the flock, the owner can call his sheep wherever they hear him, as the pet wvill come, followed by the a t. Niiax T Es .-j f all bu tter-makers tIouhlI get Iluitable glasses and test each cow's milk separately, many times they would find that their best cow is the thinnest one. They might also find out that some cow considered good was really an unpIlrofitable animal. A EXP'EIUMENTAL farm and hospital ik to l:e estabblsbed near Washington City for the tr<alnment of domestic annnuals, aund to asceertain, by scientific exp)e)iments, the causes of their va riouis diseases and how they may be curedl, As A rule less attention is given the pig-pen e.han the stable, and the swine which are kept constantly in e:mflumed qluarters are much more lia ble to become diseased when neglected than any other live stock. Clean quarters for pigs will well repmiy their owners. A TrAsooNF'UL of Ilowers of sulphur is a goodl thing to put in the nest of a sitting hen, to kill lice, and as all nits arc hatched witin ten (days, when the mother leaves the nest with her brood, the is perfectly free from nits or lice. .AN English wri er says that no0 mat t -what cow a Red iPolled (Norfolk) unll is muited with, the result is ai calf always hornless, and usually redl in color, A UnATricAL farmer recommends the growing of two crops of buckwheat in succession as a means of exterminating wire-worms. They will not eat buck wheat, and arc starved to death. TnunTr thousand head of sheop have recently been shipped from California to Howard county, Texas, where they will be ranched, AUSTRIAN toads are largely imported into England for killing Insects, etc., in gardens. They fetch from $15 to $20 a i.nndrcd. DOMESTIO. TAINo OA of FuEsu Ponx.-The livers of old hogs are not healthy food for people, but the livers of healthy pigs may be eaten by those who relish them. When cutting meat to cook, al ways cut across the muscle. If out lengthwise of the muscle it is tough and indigestible, and almost valueless. Let the fat meat fry some time before put ting in lean pieces. as the latter fry sooner than the former and become too hard before the fat pieces are done. Do not salt fresh meat while frying uu til it is nearly cooked, as salting makes the juice of the meat run out more and the meat is not so tender. Some peo ple relish a sprinkling of sage in freshly tried pork. The sage should be dry, and pulverized and dredged on while frying. .The tenderloins and spare-ribs are used for fresh meat. When the spare ribs are to be kept awhile, unless they can be kept frozen and cool, they ought to have the blood washed off before it becomes dry, and some fine salt rubbed over them. The heads are opened, the brains removed, the eyes dug out the ears out off, and all superfluous parts, with the snout, removed. Some fami lies bake the upper part of the head, and salt the lower part with the hams and shoulders to smoke. Before baking the heads they should be boiled till quite tender; a handful of salt should be added to the boiling water, and whether they are to be baked, made into to head-cheese or scrapple, each family can best decide for itself, according to the circumstances and likings. The legs are sometimes salted with the pork; sometimes they are worked up into head.cheese or scrapple. Some people wash off the bloody pieces, cut off some of the lean from the side pork which is not so good salted, and work the pieces into sausage. Some take a shoulder for sausage. After cutting the -sausage meat up and grinding it through the machine, it is seasoned with pulverized sage, pepper and salt; then the easiest way to dispose of it is to pack it in long, narrow cloth. bags and hang it in a cool, dry and airy place.. When wanted to cook, rip down the bag till enough sau sage can be obtained for cooking. Add a little water and cook slpwly. Canadian Iazaar. Mr. John O.sborue, Musical Bazaar, 'To ronto, Canada, writes that his wife was cured of rheumatism by the great pan banisher, St. Jacob's 0.1; that he has found it an invaluable remedy for many ailments. LAMP SHADES.-There is a mania just now for subdued lights; even globes take all kinds of fanciful shapes and colorings. A light and pretty lamp shade is made of yellow or red Persian silk or sarsanet, stretched over a wire mount, arranged in six sections. A thick ruchiug of frayed out silk entirely frames each division, which is partly veiled by a flounce of wbize lace. The same delicate tissue, but of a narrower width, borders the lower part, over hanging a flounce of the silk, prettily pinked out. It is more effective to have the crimson silk shade for a globe light reach only within two inches of the up per edge of the globe, The effect of the white light above the rony color is that of some rare flower opening out of a pink-tinted calyx; the fringe below must be long enough to conceal the glare of the flame. Only those glass globes that are widely opened below are effectively covered by these silk screens; otherwise too much light is cut off. Whiat, ft Did for an Olid I4ady. CosILooToN STA'rloN, N. Y., D)ec. 28, 1878 (.ENTs --A nunibor of people had beenl using your Bitters here, and with marked effect. In one case, a lady of over seven ty years, had been sick for years, and for the past ten years has not been able to be around halt the time. About six months ago she got so feeble she was hctp/ess. Hecr 0ok1 remedies, or physicians, ingIi or no avail, I sent to D3posit. forty-five miles away, and got a bottle of f lop Bitters. It improved her so she was able to dr!ess her self and walk about the house. When she had taken i,he second bottle she was able to take care of her own room and walk out to her neighbor's. and has improved all the time.since. My wire and children also have dteri ved great benefit from their use. W. B. HIATlA WAY, Agt. U. 8. Exr. Co. IBrunAun AND R1ros.--Une of the most wholesome dishes for children at this season is compote of rh'ibarb and rice. Rhubarb, .iust now, is the only seasona ble0 substitute for oranges, which have been plentiful, and it is impossible to overrate its value in early sprma, To prepare, take a bundle of rhubarb, four ounces of rice, one and one-half pounds of loaf sugar, one pint of milk and twvo drops of essence of lemon or vanilla; wash and p)ick the rice and drop it into the milk, which miust be boiling, and four ounc'es of loaf sugar and the vanilla; boil till the rice is tender, then remove: from the fire and let it get cold; trim the rhubarb, cut it into one-inch pieces! and( stew them in a small quantity of. water until thoroughly cooked, when the juice from the rhubar b abould be poured into another stcwpan, with onc-quarter of a p)ound of sugar and one-half a pint of water to boil1 for eight or ten minutes, strain it and pour over the rhubarb; iet it awvay to get cold, and when needed serve in the centre of a dis. with the rice around it. * *"Figures are not al ways faci,3, '' but the incontrovertible facts conmcerning Kid ney Wort are better than most fIgures. For instance: "It is curmng everybody" writes a dIruggist. "Kidney-Wort is the most popular miedicine we sell." it shouild be by right, for no other medicine has such specIfic nation on the liver. bowels andl kidneys. Do not fail to try It. ?A&"The most brilliant shades possible on all fabrics arc made by the D.amond D)yes. Unequalled for brilliancy and dum rabihity. 10 cents. MAKE A WARM SUD)s.-To each pail of suds put 1. tablespoonful of ainimonjia.. Put your white clothes in, cover close, and let them soak 1 hour. 'Pr opare a suds for boiling, making it, if anythuing,' a little stronger wIth the amnmmonia thain the first one. When warm, wriing out your clothes,'sudsing them around well to rinse out the (lirt, and( p)ut them in your boiler. Bring to a brisk boil. Rinse as usual. If you use hard water put some washing soda in. W HooPING* CoUor HlBEMEDY. --.issolve a scruple of salts of tartar in i pint clear water; add to it 10 grs. of finely pow dered cochineal and sweeten with loaf sugar. Give a child within one year i of a spoonful of this four times a day, with 1 spoonful of barley water after it; two years old, j spoonful; above four yearsi1sponul. Boiled apples put inowarm milk may be his chief fooo. This relheves in 215 hours and cures in fUMOBOU , Tn boys were calling names and dis puttng on Larned street when a gentle man halted and said to the eldest: "Boy, this isn't beginning life right." "He sassed me fust I" "But he is the smal. lest. How it sounded for you to twit him with his father in the penitentiary. He has gone away crushed and degra ded." "Well, I'm sorry," replied the boy, after a moment's thought. "and I guess 1'll run after hln and tell him my father is in the work house I That'll kind o' take his lonesome feelin' away I" **"Troubles often cnme from whence we least expect them." Yet we may often prevent or counteract them by prompt and intelligent actioL'. Thousands of poraons are constantly troubled with a combina tion of diseases. Diseased kidneys and costive bowels are their tormentors. They should know that Kidney-Wort. acts on these organs at the same time, causing them to throw off the poisons that have clogged them, and so renewing .he whole system. 1I" [he Diamond Dyes for fauuiy use have no equals. All popular colors easily dyed, fast and beautiful. 10 cents a pack age. A PATENT medlcin mnian wrote to the editor of a religious paper enolosing five dollars and saying: "Enclosed please find five dollars, for which I want you to say that my chill medicine is the best in the market." The editor re plied: "I am thankful for your opinion of my paper as an advertising medium, but I cannot conscientiously say that your medi-ine is the best, consequently I declhne your proposition." "That's an honest man," mused the advertiser. "Some men would have hello, he didn't return the five <dollars. -4 DELEVAN, Wis., Sept, 24, 1878. GaST8 -I have taken not gulto one bottle of the 1i0p Bitters. 1 was a feeble old man of 78 when I got it. To-day I am as active and feel as well as I did at 80. I see a great many that need such a medi cine. D. BOYCE. IN the bar room of a Washington hotel a gentleman was praising the wit and eloquence of a well-known orator. "I have heard him in the Senate and on the stump." lie observed, "but lie is always greatest at the dinner table." "I bet I know a greater one," chipped in an Omaha man present. "I doubt it,' returned the first speak or. "You may doubt it if you will," said the party from the region of the setting sun, "but it's God's truth that I have known him to eat three pounds of steak at a single meal." *Revelation suggests the idea that from Woman comes the power to "bruise the serpent's head." The words take a new meaning to-day since this is precisely what Lydia E. Pinkham's Remedies do for the physically diseased patient. Her Vegetable Compound reaches the ultimate sources of the evil. Its action is gentle and noiseless, but it is more powerful than the club of Hercules. --Bazar. "IT is held among alenists that a change in haits and characteristics is an evidence of insanity,'' said Fogg. *Now you know why I won't have any thing to do with your revival meetings, a change of heatrt. and alt that sort of thing. You wvant me to advertise myself as a lunatic." "Oh, no," replied the deacon, "a change of habits and char acteristics in some persons is evidence of sanity, you know." Tlhe Teatianony. of a Piayalilan. Jameas ieeher. M D., of s'gnrny,Iows, aayn: For Euveral yearI have bean iBinga Con.gihn:iisam,caiicd D)r. wmn. IIali', B-ils:um f r the Litnirs, and in almost overy case throiighit nuy p'ractico I hava had enitire plac'ess. I have uisei and iproscribed hundreda of bot. tie.. ever sinica the d ,ys of my ' rmny practica (1863), when I was surgeon of IHosp'tal No. 7, Louisviilo, K(y. ilcenry's One'Rolie Naive. It in the B3 -st :iva for Cut-", nerupAi, sores. Uicora, Sait nhete,in, Te't'ter, Chaipped IIanudt C,,iiilaiuis, cor.is aint ani khads of skhmi Eruptilon,. Frdckles and "Do you xnow the prisoner ?" asked a Harlem judge of a wvitness. "Yes, sir, I doC; I know him intimately; he and I were in a bank together at the -same time." "Ah, wvhenm was that ?" was the questioni of a shrewd lawyer, who was counsel for the prisoner. "Well, as near as I can remember, it was five years ago and about three o'clock in thie morning; none1 of thle bank officers were p)resent at the time." The witness was speedily excused. For dyspepsia, migestlon, (tipression of spirits and general debility, in their va rious forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague and other mntermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Cahsaya," made by Cawell, Hazard & Co, New York, sold by all -'Druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever' or other sickness, it has no equal._ "IT wasn't a Festival, you know, be cause a 1"estival, you know, is a-er combination competition of a- or- sov aral organizations, you know. It wasn't a Festival, at all; it was a-er- what yoimnycallit concert, you know.I know it wasn't a Festival, because I ion'L feel a bit festive over it, you know." J)owt'. lite in tree iiouse. "Rotugh on lRats." Cleirs out rats,mnice,roachesa, bcdbigs,iies,aisnioa,oles,cipmtmks,gophierg. 15ce. A NEwV YOnK phlysicianl says it is dan gerous to kiss any one wh1o is hungry, as5 the saliva at such times is very pois onous. Tis~ will probably Ixp)laml why a young man fills his coat pocket Wvith caramiels when going to see his girl. He guards against the danger referred t.o by' the physician aforesaid by appeas ing her alppetite with sweet-meats before t,he osculatory exercises commence, For STPX PNXON, )A KOTA Ti':. -R1ev. Jamnes MicCart,y Hays: "Irowni'a iront liters cur' ime of severe dlyspe.p.i:a." B3AnNUM claims that his thirteen Nu b)ians1 have a horror of water for bath ing purpons07e. It was a pliece of super. crogal-ion and a waste of money to hn port such "curiosities." The woods in this counti'y are full of 'cm, Barnum might have lassoed a doenm tramps, Muirder will out.,so wvill tihe fact tat C iir bohne, a dcodoriz.ed extiact of petr'oleuim, the natural liair renewer andi restorer, is the best prenaration ever inveuted and ex cels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genumne certificates now in our posses sion abundantly prove. A MnesounI paper proclaims that its prayer for rain wvent to press at three> o'clock, aind before six cool and refresh ing howers had descended, It is ne more thani right to grant the request of a man who dtoesn't ask a favor but once in his life ANAKESIS Dr. Ss Silsbee's Extral Remedy' Olves instant relief and is an lt. allible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. Bold l Druggists everywhere. Price $100 pea bo apre by utai. Samples sent feto i'h)eloane al surers, by '. Noestaed r& Co.. loxU$a1 ew YorkClty. oemanufa,:turerbof "Anakee. . No Ao gs. N, an .rtn-- A esmner eIdyA" Fran t ha'at kt eence lelrelasut. Mr. Georgo H. Davis, a fruit dealer at 297 Westtnin ster street, bears his grateful toatiniony to the un euqualol excellence of thte production of one of our moat skillful Prov.denco Pharmacis s. Mr. Davlsays: 4 "Last spring I was very greatly troubled with severe Inllauntmation of the kldney., and it bo ramo so bad thatat times I urinated blood, and my sufferings were intense. My condition was so painful that for a while I was sear ely able to attend to busihess, and the a . voro pains woult come so suddonly and severely that I would be obligod to leave a oust.tmer whom I might happen to be waiting upon. During a part of the time I was unable to walk, and scarcely knew what to do or which way to look for r lief. At this time a friend re commonded Iunt's itemedy. I t)ok two bottles of it, and it took right hold of my disease and cured me very speedily, and I havo experienced no trouble with my kidneys siteo. "Futhormoro, IIunt's Itono.ly has strengthened me very nuch, and since I began to i o it I have been able to attend to businoss, and am all right now. I heartily recoonmtond it to all. W.aat it has done for mne it will do for you who are aillicted." Nufereol fur Twenty Years. "lon. Jo hua Tuthill, of East Saginaw, Mich., says: "Count mo among the enthusiastic friouds of Hunt's Itemedy. It ban proven in iny case all you claim for it. Hiaving suffered fo: about twenty years with so. vere diseao of the kidecys (which our local i hysician pronomiced Bright's D:sease). I ma to a jourtey East to consult the emiatont Dr. Havon. of Hamil:on, Now York, of whose fame in this specialty I had hoard imuch. Dr. Haven oxantuod me carefully and simply said: 'Go and got a bottle of Hunt's Iemedy and take according to directionsa.' After having travelod so far for treatment, it struck me as rather funny to be di. rected to take a medicine which I might hive bought within a stono's throw of my o.vn dnbr: but I was in the doctor's haluis, and o' course I followed his advio e, and right glad was I that I did s, for before I had taken Hunt's ilntedy half a d >on t mes I found im monse bonofit from it, and by continuing the uso of it for a limited time I recovered from my trouble on. tirely, and am t ,rdby. I tuink, one of the most rugged of rtige icig:undtrs. ''ho world is indebte( to ou, sir. for the pr.)utlgtiion of such a medicine, and hope you may not go b ith ut your rewara." CELEBRA TED t ] STODIACH ITTIERf S ITotelier's Slomach litters neets the require men', s of tile tittoniail mledilt i,ilosophy whichel at Ill senInI pavails. It IS at perfectly putre vegetable reliely, embracliing tile three important prperties of1 a prevenat,ive, a ionic and an alterative. It fort ifies thec body aepainsi disease, invigorates and revit alizes thle t orpid stomacit and liver, and effects a salutary change in the enm are system. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. Rlemembes'r This. If yost are sick I101p liiters will starely aid Na. ture in makIng yotu w3ll when all else fells. . If you lire cost ive or dyspeptic, or are suffering frosn any othier of thse nuatneurotus diseases of tiae stoatact or howiels, it is yotur own fatult if yatu re msaini ill, for ll litlers ate a sovereigas remedy in all such contpllaints.. If yots are wattinsg away with any form of Kid ney disease, stop terupting Deasth tils nmoment, antil turn for a cure to Ilop Bitters. if yiou ate sick w tlt that terrible sickncss Ncrv Outsness, y'ou will hand a "liat in Giled" lin tile useW of 1101) hitters. i f yota aire a freqisesuter, olAa resident or a mien mnatI c dtistritl, barriindte yousr system agitaist thse scoturie of li coutrties-alarilal epidletnic, bil iotns, itand interinlttent fevers-by the use of hlop liers. if youl haave rolih, piply, or sallow skin, bad t breith,t pins atnd aches, anid [eel latiscrabale gene rally, flop flitters will give yout fair skit, rich blood, aind sweetest tbre:alih, health, atidi counfort. hIs -huor they caure a 1 Diseatses of the stomach, Rlowela, lilooti, iv eri, Nerves, Kidneys, ilaight's ])iseasc. $500 will be paidi for a case lthey wili not csure or help. That. poor, bedrlidden Invalid wife sister mlother or daughglter, can latitade tihe phetture of health, 1ya fewv botles of flop Bitters, costing but a trl le. Will .you ict theim suffer?i i ' :in |' Nothing in the world equal tollt for the care of scrolua, P'laples, Boell, Tetter, old sore, Bore Eyes, Mercuriat Diseanes, Catarri, Loss of 8 Apple,.e Female Coamplaints, and all Blood disasnes. it naarar faila. All druggist,sand ontry store keepers sill I it. R. . etters A t'o., Prop's, PI_ai.bursh, on aeaer hattie. IS A SURE CURE' fr all disenses of the Kidneys and I- LIVE R Ihas spcino action on this most important organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity end inaotion, atimutating t he healthy accretion of the Bile, and by keeping the bowels in free condition, effecting iu regular dischtarge. t M i alariaav Wpcils are bilious,dyspoptio, or costipated,KRidusey. Wort will aurely rolieo ansd quickly euro. In the Spring to cleansso thso System, every * oneoshould take a thsorought course of it. 41- 80.D BY DRUCCESTS. Prico $1. 'ir. g.auitede by tar. J. ii. Matiy'r ala Ollco 4 hi A r,eai., i Pila ,iPa. Advice frio, salami'. for ro. ply. Will lm att i'ir inch Of1.s theoi ay of eachi rnonth: Kfeystonto I louse, itecading. Pa.. 2d1 tu r(lay of eah mioiti": li'era houe, iI orisbutrg, Pa.. 5th sand itha ht. t<ladr ii ti. itt,burh Pi , itht antd Ith: Oils.e hr 11loutse, F"ort Waiyne, ladi . is[h andl 1th; Uotnor l Hotel.htho :o, ilths, l2tht ad lath. trelieves at eonee Butirn Phioes ppdIleand or Lip ras Bunaions.Scahds,B .sis,s ees of fee h and - W,. Ihtchingteayaso Sue sy9 drug 66a a week in your own town. 'Terms and 6 Outhlt ,'' Jre. Add hess li. IIALLSTT & 0.. P'ortiand,Me MNo pay till ouaredt. Tont - years establlished, 1,000 U osarod. Hilato easo. D'r. AEf arsh.,Qituny, Mioh. YOUNG MEN'arl''"o""lu to" Glrr,ularsfree. VALE~NTIN1hI' ..t~ Jnesvitello_i JONES OF BINGHAMTON,' BuxHATuex. w. T.~' Those answerwng an advertsement Will Confea'a favor ngpon a he a4verste muntile publisher by etaiing that she saw Lte advertisesiaent in tu journa maugn nnnpe A MAnua man in this city took a roung lady to the theatre one night, nd after the first act excused himself or a moment, as he wanted .to go out o "see a man." - He didn't oomo back. [astead of seeing a man he saw a * wo nan. It was his wife waiting for him it the door. * Lord Byron, in reference to a beautiful ady, wrote to a friend-"Lady - has been dangerously ill, but now she is danr ,ua,y well again." American be les, when attacken by any of the ills that flesh is heir ;o, may be kept killing and avoid being tilled by taking Dr. it. tV. Pierce's "Favor to Prescript on," which banisheo feminine weaknesses, and ro tores the bloom of a alth. By all druggists. "DrD lyou go to the grand ball last Ivening, ' inquired a merchant of a lude. "Yaws, I was there," was the anguid reply. "What co: tame did you year ?" "O, my wegular dwess suit ye uaw." "Ah, then you were disguised a a gentleman. 'First a cough, carry me off, &nd then a coffin they carried me off in I" This will not be your epitaph if you take ,our iough and Dr. it. V. Pierce's "Golden fedical Discover" in time. It is specific 'or weak lungs' spitting of blood, night weats, ail the e-,rly stages of consumnp ion. By all druggists. "MY face is my fortune, sir I" indig iantly responded a fleshy young lady rhen her suitor delie.ately attempted to ound her financial prospects. "It is lortainly a large one, then," dryly re Iponded the young man as he took his lat an I cone to leave. Tlirunt, Bronchial, anu Lung 1)ainnes. t Specialty. Send two stiamps for largo treatl.o giving self treatment. Address WoitI,u's D1SPENSARItY MEDICAL Asso DIATION, Iutlalo, N. Y. TEAomeR: -"Oan you multiply togetii ir concrete numbers ?" (They a pear mnertain) Teacher:-"What wil. be he product of forty apples multiplied )y six pounds of beef ?" Small Boy trium phantly): -"Mince pies." On Thirty Days' Trial. The Voltalc Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days tomen (young or old) who are atilietet With nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran teeng speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor.-Address as ibove.-N. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. SMALL BOY: "Mrs. bimpson, ma sent no over to borrow your wash boiler." drn. S.: "Hain's your m. got one of ter own ?" Siall boy: "Yes. marn, lut I heard her say it was pretty well ilayed out, and she didn't want to use t too hard." Catarrh of the Mladder. Stinging irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and Irinary complaints, cured by "Buchu-paiba.' $1. "I DON'T like to have my husband hew tobacco," remarked a young mar-, led lady, "but I put up with it, for the in-foil is jus.t too handy for anything nt doing up my front crimps l" Out in the world men show us two ides in their character; by the firesido nly one. FAnaiNGsTON, IL,.-Dr, M. 'T. Gamble says: "I rcac, B row-' Ironm litters in my13 pract Ice and FEEBLENEss of means is, in fact, the eebleness of him that employs them. Charolithion collars ai cuiffs will not urn yellow nor grow stiff, like other vatterproof goods. IT is a good rule to be (deaf when a landeror begins to talk. Malaria, chilis, positively curecd by Enory's Standard Cure Pills. Tlheir eq ual nk'kwn, suear-coated; no grpag. 25c. WHATEvER makes mon happier maktes hemx better. Ladies and children's boots and shoces annot run over af Lyon's Patent fliel 'tiffeners are usedl. IT costs more to avenge wvronmgn than D bear thenm. (vastrimno. ion as at househnold ieinedly for, intligestion ud( dlysp)epsia is suflicent pnroofofi t setlicacy. MiEN m:irk tihe hits, anmd not thme mis es. Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Mestorer is Lne arvel of the ago for all nerve diseases. All fr Ehdee ,send to 981 Arch Street, FoLLY ends where genu.ino hope be in", "toungh on Corns."* Ask for well8' "Roligh on Corns." 1sec. Quick, )inpl)et e, ierntnanent, cure. Corne,warts, b)unionis. ECONOMY is itself a great jneome. l,adies and tall stirerers frontl neurtigini, hyste n' tdalidred coIInplaitS, will hond witihout rival Brown's Iroin BItter. No legacy isi so rich as honosty. CURES WHiERE ALL ELSE FAILS, 1.i3! : tae. to -Ib titggan -~ oi,AN& tUUn.iINH COL,T,EG,NewarkNJ. Termis J$4tt. P'ositions. forgrauates Write for circunlars. HARCAL M r:J n' raf o hi the human body ER ADICATEDa using CLARK'S WOM Y "I ii" in tn reuIn.af * ignuo ee f-FOIL SA LE DY A LL I)itUG(jJ$' AlNTSr WA FEDforthoBes an Fastest iood t ew cent. N A'rLAr PUB. o.. hilada.. Pas PIM,rpnane UIabtE Cered In 10 6~ to S2OTrdaie oit?"orth S fee "ENTE:NNIAL IlOUIMI. ocoa:n Orove. New rsl,n Ota ti ro we. Sa posal f. reua. W.'T JLA,,Prop'rietor. I H-E SUN RE,nD* TifIIiJN's first aim in to bi trunthfunl andi useful N recond, to writo, an entertainhanst h.stAry of lthitmesl innh1 l Ivo. It prinst,, an aa erae, nany r Sa vrbrr.Nul tt hubsrlptton: D)Arr, I tpagea$, by mall, ase, a month, or 60.50 a yearj r:NAr (8 pages). 61.20 her year; WREaL,I (8 pages . w.r ,e ENGLAIiD. Publier. New York City. with TEN cents, lU itlay S eng OUT TAwcStndeuwo by mail, a Goden S t of Goodsth t tl yo ' ggC0 g O? r tHE GREAT MVAN REME CU R E Rheumalism, euralgia Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headac e, Toothache, sore Tit roc i, Swel is ge. iliprai s, Druise, liurlts. c"nI.lI' I"'ut Hidev., AND ALI. oTitE1t 1llt.V teAINS AND AClIES. old by Druggests and Dealer eteretere. ifty Ovuls a bottle. Ditrections, In I I i.mnngusges. THE OIAItLES A. VOtE.E'ii 00. tsoosor to A. VOUALIttacE Co. Itslttimorr. Md.. U.S.A. WOMAN CAN HEALTH OF WO SYMPATHIZE WITH IS THE HOPE OF a WOMAN. . THE RACE a - LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. A Sure Cure for all FErALE WEAS. NESSES, Including Leucorrhua, Ir. regular and Painful Ienstruation, Inflammation and Ulceration of the Womb, Flooding, P1t0. LAPSUS UTERI, &c. trPleasant to the taste, efficaciotus and immediate in its effcect. It is a great help in pregnancy, and re. ieves pain during labor and at regular periods. PIYSICIANS81E IT AND PRESCRIBE IT FREELY. tMFo8 ALL WEAKNESSES of the generative organe of either sex, it is second to no remedy that has eves been before the public; and for all diseases of the KIDNys it is the Greatest Itemed y in the World. t,-KIDNEY CON PLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Relief in Its Use. LYDIA E. PINKUAM'S IILOOD 'URIFIER will eradicate every vesltige of ltuwoa,,rsen the ilood, at the same time will give tone and t trength to the system. Asmarvellous in results as tho Compound. t -Both the Compoun d and ilood Purifier are pro. pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Prico of either, $1. Six bottles for 35. The Conpound is sent by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $i per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of inquiry. Enclose 3 cent stamp. Bend for pamphlet. Nsntfon this Japer. 1WLynIA L. PrxKxnAS's LIVER I'rt.s cure Constipa. tion Billousness and Torpidity of tLu Liver. 2 centn *PSold by all Drugglsts.-WA ( .FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF a eCONSTIPATION. -Nto other disease is so provalont In this ooun. U try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever '*eequalled the celebr tedt Kidney-Wort as a E cure. Whatever tio es,namhnover obstinate 12 0i the ease, this remedy will overcome it. a. * PIL ES. T119"itresing c*or; $ complicated with constipation. Kidney-Wort - y strengthens the wecakened parts and quickly a 0 ease all kind of Piles oven Iv on physicianA . 42a- 1rf1 you havo either of these tronbleg -o SPRICE SI. USE Druggists Sell A Ukin of Bleauty Is a .joy Forever. DR. T. FElLIX GOURtALUD'8. Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautiner. - Removes Tan blemish oen beud d *efie s d in e years; and wetast tt a be sure the -~ .made. Acpt foltof sinilar 'Gouraud's Jream se the least harmful or all the Skin preparatoons." One bottle will hast six months, using wu rtwhou Iinrt the skin. MM E M B T. G IAUI), Mole lrop.,48hon dtNY ware of b ase imnitatios. 6100 hoarfo arrest and proof of any one sellRng he same. FRAZER AXLE GREASE Bent In the world. Olet the genuine. Every packaste hsas outr trade-mnark and Is marke IFraser's. 8 0 L D AGENTS *s.fe'fl se,--ng Prlelo', 83South t re, ihladelhi. PaE. r SRFEETS fine rIting paper, in blotter, with calendar, by mall for 200. Agents I assted. ECONOMY PRIN'TING Co., Nowbnry DRIS. J1. N. & J. B. 1IOiEN.s,At.K. PIII SE APl Fi,, El) WITiI Ii lE tECTIS OF SE~i,-.ilME ANDI) MEKIICI' ti .\bl.ZATiO. rhl'I i not ihenII t.al in conslrt J. N. antu 1. 3,.II', iiiEN8ACK, of 206l Nor Ii seonil I reot, initiei pthia, citter by al orI b pura nt, iluring ti e hiours iromn n A. M. to 2 P. M.. ti 6 to 9 P. M. Adivice Iree. Wih uuever woul I knoiw his condli tionIii lianh wav to tnnpro ve it hlitnhi reaul "WINDOM IN A N i'wiiEiL." Sent on recetilt o1 8-cet N amp11. Lay-the Axe to the Rloot If you would destroy the can kerinig worm. For any exter nal pati, sore, wound or lame neSS of mnan or beast, use only MEXICAN M1USTANU LI1NI MENT'. It penetrates all muns cie anid flesh to the very bone, expelling all inflammation, soreness and pain, and healing thme diseased Part as no other Liniment over did or can. 80 saith the experience of two generations of sufferers, and so will yon say when y'ou have tried the "' Justang." n EALT IS WEALTH teallh of Body h Wealth of EMd DR. RAD WAY'S garsaparillian Resolvent. THB GRET BLOOD PURIFIR Pae blood makes sound lesh, strong bone and clear skin. If ou would have your flesh airm, 'our bones so *without caries," and your :on ilezion fair, ase Eadway's Sarsaparill Ian Resolvent. A medy ooed of ingredients of eztraor a med gproperties, essential to purify lel1.. repair and Invigorate (he broken-down and red o -Quw a , SA and Psaa rnsin lats trealmuent and cure' isadPRA No matter b what name the complaint may be tes ated, whether it be scrofua, consum tion, hh dees the lungs o inlys , a ad es, womb, skin. liver. stomach or bowels either hronioor constitutlonal, the virus isIn the Blood rhich supplies the waste and builds and repairs hese organs and wanted tissues of the system. ! the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. rho Sirsaparlillan Resolvent lot only is a compensating remed , but secures he harmonious action of cach of th%o, a.I stablishes throughout the entire system function harmony and supplies the blood ves 1e with a pure and healthy current of iew life. Tas Si ri, after a few daysa' use f the Sarsaparilan, beoomes clear and eautiful Pimples, blotches, black spots and kin eruptions are removed; sores and ulers soon ared. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive iseases of the eyes, mouth ears, legs, throat and lands, that have acoumulated and spread, either rem uncured diseases or mercury, or from the s of corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure the SarsaparWlian is continued a sutlIoient time o make Its Impression on the system. One bottle contains more of the active prinol. les of Medicines, than any other Preparation. Caken in teaspoonful doses, while others require lye or six times as much. One Dollar a Bottle. R. R. R. Radway's Ready Relief, Rahe Cheapest-and Best Medicine for anily Use in the World. In from one to twenty minutes never falls to relieve P'ain with one thorough application : o matter how violent or exoruclating the pain, he Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous Neural o or prostrated with disease nay s iler, HADSWAY'S READY RELIEF will i itord instant,ease. 1NFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER, NFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, !ORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA, CATARRII, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS, CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES, BRUISES, LUMhBAGO. SCIATICA, NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS, DOUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS, PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK or LIMBS are instantly relieved. M.ALARIA IN ITS VARIOUS F'ORMS. FEVER AND) AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cured for 50 cts. There is act a remedial agent in this world that will cure Fever and Ague mud other Malarious, B#1os SaltTyhoid Yellow and other fevers aided R(EAiDY RELIEF. LL)soqickly as RAD) AY'S It will in a few moments, when taken internally ao ngo the diretons oure Cramps, Spass tia, Palpitation of the Hear't, Cold Chills, ilysterica, Wind in teBwl,an alInternal Pnsr. Cl WAY'S READ RELIEF witha tm AofRD hang of wterIti bettr tha French Bandy cr B lters as a stimulant. iners an Lnanbersiaen should always R ADWAY'S Regulating Pills Perfeot, Purgative, Soothing, Aperi enit, Aot without Pamn, Always Reliable and Natural in Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOM1t% Perfectly tasteless alagantly coated with sweet im, purge, regulats, purity, cleanse and strong. Rh 8tonach er4s or th cure of aldisorders of Female Complaints, hervous Dlseases,Ifoss of Ap. petite, Headache Constipation, Costiveness, Iiadi- s uon of the Bowels,, Pies, nd as deer nfmeo the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, conai ing romercury,rninerals, ordeleterious drugs. rom Dsase of te D itie Ogans Consi Hlead, Acidit o the Stomach, Nausea. Heartbr, Dmi eSour Eruotatona Sinknor aluten St the Heart, Choking or Buffern wehaios en ebs fetr' t, Fever and dull Pi n in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowness of dhSi ad Bye in in the ide, Cest ystem from all te above-nae disore. h SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Price, 95 Cents Per Box. READ "FALSE AND TRUE." Sen a aCet2ter stapt RAD WA & CO., No. 83 rlnformatob worthi thousandls will be sent To ithe Psublies Be sure and ask for RADwAY's, aind see that the Issne "RADwAY" is on what you buy, tYlA WEK. $la,i ilmoAtl d ostly IT STOPPED FREE *Insane rsontIestored Dr.KLINE'S GREAT /b.-attnae&NvER VERESTORE INActeD o n a.s. die',d N F a r fes Te ednaT,1 0.EndBar eg ad. o amtcte Ito 7) N IfMgeigine vr n tedl. Wlk ir OnuewiJI iH o5na aO coaLp n3 ortRE I Y!"uRM# iAEsse STIG ,W odAe,i.1,ienaiQ