The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, May 29, 1883, Image 4
A JOYFUL GOnETI*.
Hellol How aro you? I am glad at last
your eyes have fallen upon me. Now that
we have m1 prey oulivate the aouaint.
ance, for it my purpose to inter t and
servo you. Between you and L though only a
newspaper article, I am ambiious. Having
a portentous mea for all mankind, if it
bo oor iIally rcooved its import truly real.
ired and acted upon, shall be considered a
world's benefactor. Could have no higher
ambition you will admit.
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined to end his life by drowning himself.
Going to the banks of the canal, found the
time not favorable for the purpose, a num..
ber of persona being in the vicinity, and day
light still present. He concluded to walk
along the towpatl} until it was dark. While
doing so, he heard piteous ories issuing from
the door of a hovel near by, and uncon
soiously walked over to the place, and found
a poor family consisting of a mother sur
rounded by several children, who told him
of their sufferings for food. He took from
his pocket his wallet and handed it to the
woman, reasoning with himself that ho
would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipients
of his bounty awoke emotion in his breast,
of such a pleasurable character, that he
changed his suicidal intent, and decided to
live for others. His future life became re
ploto with good deeds-many a dark home
and heart were made bright by his prosence.
Well, my appoarance in these columns,
springs simply from a desire on the part o
thoso I represent, to benefit your news-do.
vouring race. My province is to help you,
your friends, your relations, aye, even your
t other-In-lau, if that interesting lady be not
already far beyond the pale of good influ
onces.
I am sent among men to bear tidings of a
discovery that marks an epoch as' mportant
to the health of mankind as Newton's apple
and Franklin's kite were to natural science.
The sick the discouraged, the dejected, the
broken down, and the despairing may now
all find a cure, certain as the Jordan proved
to the Syrian leppor. It is only necessary,
as in the ease of that sufforer of old, to fol.
low directions.
The agent which I herald builds up the
system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain,
and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing
through the arteries to the music of happy
laughter.
The gloomy, wornout man of business, by
proper use of this wonderful medicino, will
he enabled to moot trouble and reverses like
a'pian. Then, in perfect health, he will not
hav6 abnormal views of the "Vicissitudes of
fortune, which spares neither man, nor the
proudest of his works, which buries empires
and cities in a common grave."
The Weak and nervous woman, just able to
drag hprself, in "moping melancholy"
through duties of the day, may steal the
bloom rom blush roses and have eyea as
bright a id sparkling as the dewdrops nost
ling in soir leaves; and the poor little baby,
now d' ligured with pimples and scabby
sores, n ny be made swoet, cool and wholo
some a -"that, youngster of Mrs. Blank's,
across so way, w%hose family is always in a
glow o healt h." Don't you know the roa
eotn? 'No." Thou I will tell you. For
years .our neighbor has never been without
Dr. iorco's Golden Medical Discovery.
' is remedy is a medicine, not a beverage,
d is to be taken according to full and per
fectly plain directions accompanying each
bottle. It is spooilo, but not a patent mod
icine, and contains no vile narcotics or viler
liquor. It is a prescription used for yours
by the well-known physician, Dr. It. V.
Pierce. of Buffalo, N. Y., whose name is a
household word in innumerable homes all
over our own and foreign lands. The
Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and
offered to the public by the World's Dispon
sary Medical Association, a body corporate,
existing by and under the laws of the Stato
of New York; its president is Dr. Pierce, the
great specialist in chronio diseases. 'Tho
doctor has devoted .the best years of a very
busy and wonderfully successful life to the
relief and cure of his sufforing follow men
and ata time when high political honors lay
broadly ,open before him, Dr. Pierce re
signed his seat in the Congress of the United
States, simply from a sense of duty toward
others. His associates in the groat sanatar
ium represented to the doctor that the im
mense business of their association do
nmanded that his personal attention ahould be
paidi to the great army of p'atients crowding
upon them from every clinmo. D)r. Pierce is
also the founder of the Invalids' HIotel at
Butfalo, N. Y. This establishment, possess..
ing all the comforts and luxuries of a first
class American hotel, has in addition the
daily attendance of a largo faculty of omi
nient specialista, whose practice collectively
cover thme whole fiold of surgery and chronio
diseases. The laboratory in which D)r.
Pierce's Golde.n Meodical Discovery is pro
l are(d is anm obajci, of interest and wonder,
It hais a frontage of one hundred feet, a depth
of one hundredl anud twenty-five feet, and1( is
six storics high. In thi i mammoth and pa
Ilatial workishop two hundred Iorsons are
constm,ntly employed in putt,ing up Dr.
Pierce's iedcinosu.
Whtilo the Golden Miedical Discovery's
curat.ivo effeots are almost, immediately felt,
it is not mterely a temporary stimulant, but
is as certammly a safe and compilete cure, in
aldl cases for wVhichl it is recommended, as it
is that certain misery and (loath will follow
t heir neglect. D)r. Pierce's Golden Modical
Discov.ory tvill not eure club feet, will not
refurmish armless or legless unfort-unat,es
with now and perfect limbs, nnd it is not
guaranteed that even a dozoni bottles applied
to any.stray portiomn of a second handl uk ole
ton, wvill develop such member into an ani..
mate, human form iinom (?). uIn brief, it
is not asserted that this medicine will, or can,
counteract the decrees of Providenco. 80
an all caises whon high state of civilhm.atn
andit cultivat ion lhas engendered disease anmd
sitiferinmg, wherebiy Go;d's natural man' hats
b'ecomoi a nervou,,s, airticial being, the Gbold
en bledical D iscovery muil! p)ositiremly restore
to him thme strong, vigorous, self asserting
life, from which, abmiost unconsciously, lie
had drifted far. and pe.rhmaps hoplesuly away.
It is clauimeod, and guaranteed, if this modi
(1m1 be0 used as proscribed, and faithfully
liersevered in a re'asoablle time, it will per
tiiunenlty cure liver compllaint, andl the var
ious blood disorders consequent uponi torpor
of thme liver, in all their various formis and
ranmilicat ions, including bironc'hitia, con..
sipht ion, whuich is scrofula of thme lungs,
dyspepsia, costiveness, sick-headacheo 2' ni i
diseases, fever and agmo, matlgrin. ,-iuid other
disorders arising fromm. poisoned or dotorior
" .' blood. -
TLhiis uaonmderful mied ici no cures all humors,
from the worst, scrofula ton comnmnon bilotch,
limuple or eruption. Krysilelas, salt rhoumn,
fever sores, scaly or rough skin, ini short, all
diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered
by this powerful, purifying andt invigoraitinzg
miedioimo. Great eating ulcers rap)idhy lieal
un mder its beign'm iniluiences. Espeially has
it umanifested its p)otoncy ini curin4 totter
boils, carbunacles, soreofuleus sore.s anid
swelhiags, wvhiro swollings, goitre or thiok
neck, and enlarged glandis. Cosmmptioni,
wvhichi is scrofulous disoaso of the lunmgs, is
. 'romiptly anid positively arrested and cured
by this sovereign and (God-given renmedy, if
taiken before the last stages aro reached.
For weak lungs, spitting of blOd, con.
suniptive night-sweats, and kindred affec
tions, it is a sovereign remedy. For indi
gestion, dyspopsia and torpid liver, or "bil.
ousness,", Golden Miedical D)iscovery has no
equal, as it effects perfect and radical cures.
Toc all sufforimig from lassitude, weariness,
despaondoney, lack of vigor orambition, b)o it
lnan, womnan or child, Dr. Pierco's Golden
AMedical. Discovery will sipeedily implart new
tone, vigor andt life to the whole system.
'J ha haggard face will grew round, ruddy,
and henamwith timeoxpression of long lost con..
lidenco. TIhi step will b)0 fIrm andit olastic,
anmd the relieved sufferer will once moreoenjoy
si conmmon wvith fellow mcmi that feeling of
p'rop)rietorsmhp in earth, air and beinig, only
fully renhzoid by thoso in perfect health.
The Golden Miedicatl Discovery will not
make drunkards or opium eaters; on the
contrary, any tun forttunate, driven by trouble,
adversity or mnherited appetite, to the use of
insidiouis stimulanta, will find the Discovery
of great assistance in offorts to break the
chamns biniding him to a shameful and miser
able existence.
Those, feeling only "out of sorts," with no
predominant symiptoms, and who If asked,
unl find It diffiult to ext)lain thenir mensa
tioins, will find a sovereign remedy ini the
Gioldeii Medical Discovery.
Those who are Irritabile, potula t, or fret
ful, ever seeing thle gloomy sido 0of'life; who
ima inc "the time is out of joint;" to whom
think the wholo world is arrayed aga ist
lifem, an iati,atudn cmit at eryig wurn
hiddlDiscovery will radically cure them,
when It will be found, to t,heir lasting benefit
that life amid thme world have not changed,
but that disease hiad thrown clouds of misery
and woe about them, through whichh all
thins w ere seen, as "through a glass
Let no sufferer be dIscouraged because he
n he hla. a tried other medicines without
nt. an taot, wnesei a tPW Ifa
ord's ensary Medral tigr
rDr. Pieroo olden Medical Dsoo
When all other nedttnes, fat this be t ,
and no one will be doomed to further disap
pointment.
The Golden Medical Disoovery is a pre
scription of a physician with a wlde.awakf
reputation and an honorable tion t<
maintain. It is far beneath the gnity of
Dr. Pierce to lend his name to any vile no.
trdm, or catch-penny preparation, wherebV
the publio may be deceived. Havin usec
hisi Discovery for many years in his un
preoedented private practice, he is qonvinoet
it is indeed a specific in diseases mentioned
Desiring this marvelous cure shall benefit
not only those with whom he comes person.
ally in contact, but that all mankind may be
embraced in his grand plan for the ameliora
tion of human suttering the doctor, through
the World's Dispensary 'Medioal Association,
earnestly and most confidently recommende
his Golden Medical Discovery to the public
at large assured the most skeptioal will be
thoroughly convinced of its worth by a trial
of a single bottle.
In stubborn, or long-seated affections, and
where the bowels are very costive, the gentle
though certain action of the Discovery, wil
bomore rapid,andsatisfactoryby supplement,
ing Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets
in small daily doses of one or two. These
1>4l1s (the original and only genuine Littk
Liver Pills) are purely vegetable, sugar.
coated, and very small, yet by the peculi
process used in their preparation, they pea
seas the strength and virtue of larger and
unpalatable pills. Pleasant Purgative
Pellets will speedily remove all ill and die
agreeable effects arising from over-eating or
drinking, and are recommended as a ca
thartio at all times, being perfectly safe, sure
and unattended by the griping pains usually
experienced in the use of purgatives lese
carefully prepared. Promptly resorted to,
these little Pellets will radicaly cure indi.
gestion biliousness and sick-headache, thus
saving the patient from serious and lingering
disorders. Dr. Pierce, the President of the
World's Dispensary, and his faculty of
twelve skilled speoialists, can be consulted
by letter or in person in any case of chronic
disease requiring either medical or surg'cal
treatment free of charge. For those desiring
more exhaustive information than can bi
impartea through correspoudunco, the doctor
has written a book, called "The People's
Common Sense Medical Adviser, in Plain
English; or, Medicine Simplified."
This work alone is a goodly harvest for an
ordinary life, and stamps its author a pro
found scholar and a very remarkable man.
The book contains nine hundred and twenty
two pages, illustrated with two hundred and
eighty-six wood cuts and colored plates and
makes plain as a b, o, anatomy, ysi
ology, materia medien, practiceof me cine,
hygiene, temporainents, psychology, eto.
and answers in plain, easily-to-be-under
stooc. terms all questions that may arise
within their range, espocially those ques
tions the would-b inquirer is deterred by
fear, or modesty, from asking the family or
other physician. That all may be enabled to
acquaint themselves with matter so vital to
health, happiness, and success, the price of
this groat work has boon fixed at one dollar
anid lifty cents, postpaid by mail to any ad
dress, while smaller and far inferior hooks,
Purporting to cover the sante ground, have
sold atfivo dollars a copy. It being the aim
of the proprietors of the Common Sense
Medical Adviser to reach not only the aillu
ont, but also those in moderate, and even
straitened, circumstances, the price of the
work places it within the reach of all.
AGIROULTURE.
(lool now milch cows are very high
u price In fact they are always high at
this season of the year. There is
cally more profit in having the best
low of milk through the spring if suit
Lble food, ensilage roots and grain are
)rovided. The old plan of having most
nalves dropped in the Spring and thus
ecuring the best flow of milk through
he hot weather when it is least valua
ilo; had just one point to recommend
t. Calves could do bettor weaned while
hey could run at fresh grass than on
lry hay and cornataiks in winter, But
inee the introduction of onsilage even
his argument has lost much of its
veight.
DURINo the warm season, when allow
id to lorage for themselves, each fowl
rathors several ounces of meat daily.
(ow, the supply of grasshoppers, bugs,
has and woi ma has failed,and it should
e furnished from the table, the scrap
'ot or the market. Green food is also
one, and this should be furnised in
abbages, vegetables, apples or cut c1o
'or. A warm breakfast should be given
nid teoro should be no lack in the'sup
,ly of dIrimk. A meat diet with grain
un vegetables is essential to the well
>oing of fowls (luring cold weather,when
vornms, bugs and insects are not to be
0ound( by the birds.
SQvaumIEs are often stored in the barn
ni one heap until they get chilled, when
hey are carried into a damp warm eel
ar, where they soon iot, and( the owner
a at a loss to know the reason, When
tored in heaps,if the storehouse be dry
he under squashes wil send1 out moist
ire in such quantities na to keep the
vhole heap surrounded by moisture,
iquashes, to keel) well, should not only
>O kept ini a dry atmosphere, wvith a
tory ovcn temperature, but they should
>c spread on thre floor, or on shelves, so
1hat the air can roauily pass between
~hom.
.oRoo hraa ventab,li. A potutues,
boots, turnips, cabbage, etc., nw,
for the chickens, and take the place<
grass. If these are not to be had, son
oats may be planted in pots or boxe
and kept in the kitchen window
grow. The young blades of the oa
may be clhyped off with a pair of sheai
and cut up line and mixed into the oti
or food once a day, or some nice fix
hay may be cut into short bits and steei
ed in warm water until it is soft, an
thou mixed with the other food. It :
important that chickens should hay
green food of some sort,
HON. JTAMNs WILsoN states that b
feieding cattle with flax-seed meal tl e
gained each 800 pounds in three monh]
and twelve days, or about one poun
por~ day. His experience with foodin
corn was that it required five moniti
to accomplish the same result in weigh
It keeps stock healthy, and is cheap(
thani corn comp1aratively. Mr. Wilso
(toes not recommend it as a proper too
for p)rognant hoitors. He isof the opir
ion that it should be fed on every farn:
not only for the practiceof economy,bii
b r its nitrogenous qualities.
WE hardly think it pays t0 koee
ducks for laying p)urposes. T1he bett<
p)lan is to slaughter all that are not war
ted for breeders, as soon as they comn
to maturity 'imd are in full feather. Tih
feathers of ducks are valuable. Thos
of Pokin ducks are almost equal in sofi
niess to geese feathers.
TAn Farm and Gar-den will not b
satisfied regarding the ensisnge quest lo.
until a comparison is made between en
slage and good corn fodder, that ha
received the same care and preparatloi
as the food ma the .ido. It states tha
ensilage is ha' vested at a particular tim
fluely out and ear.-'fully packed away
and corn-fodder should be also cut whel
it is in its best state, rui) through a cut
ter and kept in good oindition., Whei
fed in competition with ensilaige afte
each pre*paration the value of the feede
is beheve~d to be as great as that of the
nit -.
DODMTIO.
HOW TO OAAva AT TABL-All thene
eesary strength can be brought to beai
while seated by fnelining the bod3
sufficiently forward. During all tht
pauses in the carving the knife and forli
should be placed on the knife-rest, anm
never thrust under what is being carved,
Nor should the knife and fork be held
in one band while adding the gravy
with the spoon hi the other. Do nol
tilt the dish while serving the gravy, ox
the table-cloth may be soiled, or the
xoast capsized. 13hould there be no
gravy-well a tiny crust of bread may be
placed under one end of the dish to cant
it a little. Serve horse-raddish with
the fork. Up to the moment of using
the gravy spoon should be in a vessel
of hot water placed at the right hand
of the dish. Hot plates are essential to
the perfect condition of roast meat;
even a secoud hot plate for a second
helping. It is scarcely necessary to
caution the carver not to forget to ask
what the preference is before carving.
When carvincr fish, if salmon, avoid
bre ak'ng the flakes by dividing cross
wise; carry the knife down to the bone
lengthwise of the fish, and remove a
slice of either the thick or thin part, as
preferred. Macxerel are split at the
tail, and the upper half raised from the
bone at that part; the bone is removed
and the lower half served either entire
or divided in sections. This applies to
mcst other small fish, In carving a
turk ey or chicken, roasted or boiled,
place it with the nek toward you; tako
off the leg at the first joint and then
the thigh, or take off the whole leg and
then joint it. Remove the wing close
to the joint, leaving the breast intact.
Then commence from the wing joint,
cutting straight into the bone and
somewhat diagonally up to the front of
the breast-bone. Remove the side bones
by placing the fork firmjy into the
breast-bone and cutting with the knife
from the tail end. With a goose or a
duck, after the joints are removed, as
already desoribed, draw the knife
straight across the breast-bone the
entire length of the meat and directly
to the bone, serving outwardly and with
paits of the meat Irom the thigh.
A CUp oF CoFEsE.-To make a good
cup of colleo, an especial art is requis
ite. Many women who pride themselves,
and justly, upon their skill, fail here.
For early risers, and those who require
an early breakfast, there is a mode of
making coffee so gener.ally practiced as
to be almost umlversal in this country,
and that is simply to boil the ground
coffee for a few minutes and then either
settle the grounds with cold water or
give them time to settle gradually. This
mode can be greatly .improved by cork
ing the spout with a cork, cloth or
paper, thus preventing the escape of the
steam, which ai ises from the boiling
coffee. By the escape of steam we lose
much of the aromatic flavore that
renders coffee so palatable.. Lot those
who cook coffee alter this method try
this plan, and they will find a vast im
provument. An eminent chemist roe
omniends the following as a favorite
way of making this now universal bever
age: Three-fourths of the coffee should
be boiled and the remaining fourth
infused, after which the whole should
be mixed. By this means both the
strength and the flavor are increased.
L'o preserve the f1avor of ground collee
it should be wvet with the syrup of sugar
and then oovered with powdered sugar;
in this way the volatile parts of tihe
coffeco are prevented from escaping. As
heretofore said, coffee, after beig
m Oasteri, should be kept excluded from
the air and kept in a dry place if uut
used at once, as it absort>s moisture
from the atmosphere and gradually
ioses its flavor.
flNrs---Drive awvay rats with chlor
ide of iime. -'-Touch warts with a
diroplet of nitric acid.-Pour two
quarts of boiling water on a cupful of
oatmeal, cover it, let it stand on the hot
range all night, or all day, and see how
you like it served with milk and sugar.
---Always put a light cover over house
plants while the room is being swept.
--Take advantage of moderate weath
er in winter, and throw open the cellar
windows for the escape of bad gases.
--Fruit will not keep well if the tem
perature is above lorty ylegrees.
KERIOSENE S3MOK.-The moat disa
greable thing about a house in summer
is the kerosene smoke. The good wife,
whenever she is not sewing or reading.
turns the lamp down to save oil, and
the lamp immediately smokes like a
Turk or fire-engine, aIfd the mosquitos
come to enjoy the p.offume. .Drtit~ a
this if you want your parlo.r/-to be plear
ant. If economy be .jrncessary, p)ut th
light out altogether.
' J UTia~ AND 8OALDs.-Thei very bee
,i thing to be done when any one hai
,a received a burn or scald, is to lay on th<
,part that is injured a thick coating o
a cotton wool or wadding, so as to com
a pletely exclude the air. If the abov<
Swool happens to be not at hand, scrapet
potato or turnip will ease the pain.
-To KEEP Eaos.-Pack in dry wvheal
d bran, small cud (lown, in layers, so thai
a they shall not touch each other. Keel
c in a col, dry place. They 'aill com<
out fresh anid good in the spring.J
speak from experience..
y Tins newest thing out in parlor stover
a has the facing of polished brass, a ham
tI mered iron interior, and grate or frame
g work of encaustic tiles.
a
. Tra latest fashion of hanging curtaimu
r is to nail them to a strip of wvood whjicts
a fits closely to the window-frame. T1hii
i style .will replace the rings that hiavi
. been in favor so long.
LIGnT and sunshine are nleedful foi
your health. Oct all you can; keep~
your windows clean; do not block thenm
up with curtains, plants or bunches 01
r flowers-these blas poison the air ol
. small rooms,
CILADREIN well cared for as to cloth.
e lng and bathing, as to treatment uinder
-slhght ailment before it becomes chronic,
may attain to hardy constitutioma, to
live long and healthfully, a blessing to
the race and the name they bear.
A MEDIOAT, paper says that allspice is
a sovereign ren'.dy ior croup, wutting
the phlegm almost instintly and indunI
Sing free breathing.
S THOSE who take anodynes to promote
sleep, insteadl of procurmig it by modler
Sate bodily activities in the open air,
mike a dangerous experiment.
A file cleaner is a scratch brush of
ewire; a thin brass edge, which acts as a
rake; or a card, such as Is used in card
ing cotton,
A DAO A 0' o imistress sued three
young men for br a.h of promise. The
counsel, for one W the defendants moved
I for a non-suit o e ground that she
Was too prondad&s . The court seemed
disposed to grat t the motion. whereup.
on the plaintif skedl "udge, did you
ever go duck shooting?" His Honor's
eye lighted up Vt#h the pride of a sports
man as he answeied: "Well, I should
say so; many's' the time I've brought
down half a dozen at a shot." "I knew
it," eagerly added the fair plaintiff,
"that is just the oase with me, and I
winged three of them." The motion
for a non-suit was denied.
By contracting a 'severe Vough and
U'd, I was compelled to give up my
d.i'y work and keep to the house. A
neighbor re i ended me to try a bot
tle of Dr. ul'it; gh Syrup; It was
procured and iA to my astonishment
relief was instantaneous.
EDW. W. CLAvrON, Waverly, Md.
"IT was in the oasis of Ben Sehnek
erab last year," says a bronzed and
weather-beaten soldier, modestly, After
his comrades had finished their recitals
of heroism, "and I was posted far in
advance, when suddenly I saw three
Arabs approaohing me all armed to the
teeth. They had not perceived me,
which was a point in my f4ver, so I
quietly took out my bayonet, fixed it on
my rifle, sprang out as they drew near
and ran."
"Rau 'em through ?" asks a breath
lesa auditor,
"No I Ran down the path to the pick
et-yard and escaped 1"
Frazer Axle Grease.
One grea.ing )aett two wooks; all othors two
or tbroo dayu. Do not be mposod On by the
inunbug .tuffi ofr.:rod. Ask your doalkr for Fra
zer's, with label on. Saves your horso labor and
3011 too. It received Ilrdt modal at the Conton.
nial and Paris ExposItions. dold overywhero.
WE had a peddler at the office on
M' 'niday. He visited the composing
room with a stock of sleeve-buttons.
Taking a position in the middle of the
room ho unfolded his stock and his ar
guments. The farther lie advanced in
the subject the more interest he appear
ed to take in it. No one answered, no
one ventured a suggestion, no one even
looked at him. After fifteen minutes he
began to falter, and at the end t. ? twe
tyfilveminutes his voice had sunk to a
wbisper and he was groping his way
out of doors.
The Confaitct 4f 1te Ri-ace,.
letween d.aea,c andt health is. outet brief and fatal.
It I- better to be pvvidtt wIth cheai, anl sninuplo
reY,dedicu for .teh conmon disorders as coturtha. colds.,
ate., thttn to run the ti"k of . ottlrt tbig a fatal diseaso
through neulect. Dr. Wtt. I1ull's 1'alatn Is. a nre and
safe rincdy for all dswsies of the hhga aund ehest. If
taken in ,e.Bon it is cr.tal, to cett and ut:y save you
froms :hut terribls. dis.ease, t''ra'nsn tiotn. It hitsi been
knowt and used f,tr utany years is .tiorlca, and it is
10 exu4rge atlot to ray that it is the titest riatently in tho
eorlti for toughs. etc. Ask for I).. win. iull's Bal.
stin for the .utu, and tuke tn other. Sold by all
Druggists.
"So you've had a proposal, oh ?" said
a Harlem belle to a friend
"Well, yes," she replied, reluctantly.
"Of course you'll accept ?"
"Of course I wilt not!"
"5Why, don't 'you like tihe fellow ?'
"No, indeed; 1 don't care two cents
for him, and I'll show him how much I
think of 1him1."
"'Howv will you do it ?"
"0, ll send him a point blank refu
sal on a postal card 1"
Is your haIr fallhng out or scalp dIseas
ed? Uarbolir.e, a deodorized extract oit
p)elroleum, as now improved andl, per..
fected, Is just the article you needl. Bisy
a bottle, and, lhke thousands who are
using it all over the land, you will value
It as the choicest of all toilet prepara
tions.
"Wiio wrote Wordsworth's poems ?"
asks an excnange. We are not guilty,
anyhow, unless we wrote 'em when we
were asleep. The probabilities are that
the same fellow who wore Wordsworth's
shirt andi pantaloons also wrote his
poems. The theory, at least, is plausi
ble.
IT is said- that Queen Victoria '-wrote
with her own hand the copy of the no
tice of John Brown which appeared in
the Coure Circular." That was a most
singular thing, certainly. If she had
written it with a hand belonging to
some other person, It would have crea..
ated no surprise.
*Mrs. .Lydia E. P'inkhiam's Vegetable
Compound is a most valuable mel'nheAd
/c.Ladles of all ages wlynawinay be affict
ed with any form o( disease peculiar t
a the sex. Hecr remedies are not only Pu
up In hquid forms but i Pills and Loz
enges in which forms they are securei'
sent through the mails.
Sn had beon praising her sweethear
and capped the climax with, ''Ani
then, how soft his hair is." "Yt-s,
said her ill-natured brother, "ant
what a soft place it growvs in."
O.ONabL MAPLEsON says Nilison hai
lost her "tessitura " She can advertist
for It in this paper at 86 cents for thret
insertions. .it would be of no use t<
the finder.
"itough on liats."
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, files, ante, bed
bugs, shkunks, chipmunks,.gophers. 15o. Diuggisti
PRoFEssoa Swner offers $200 to the
discoverer of each new comet durm1
the present year. We may be able t.
avi ourseif of this point some mighi
whyn excss for being out late rm
WE haIve cabled tne French mietry
not to postpone the sale of the crowi
jewels on our account, as we shall not
be able to go ablroad this year befort
fall.
UE.rang the door bell of a banker
The servant tells him "Monsieur doci
not receive to-day.'' "That makes noth
ing to me. My racket is to know if he
will give anything."
"hluehu-P'afba."
Tihe quIck, coIupletOl cure, all annoying KIdney
Blatt<tor ad Urinary Diseades. $1. Druggists.
A N exchange says it Is now fashiona
ble to introduce some element of the
antique into every dress. What t art
old maids becoming the rage ?
OsoAn WItaDE will return Zo the Uni
t .d States when he appears as a dramatic
actor, In no other country will the
people pay fabulous prices to see re
markably bad acting.,
''YES," said the summer-resort ljAnd
lord, "I know my table's bad. ILS
what's the use of having it good ? The
guests would kick juss as much, any
how."
im eat. around the * # Ot5
e i o r app lies, andwhen aaphso
had hau e hias store, JioueS.opened
his sample case and began:
"I was down in Water Oanyou, South
east Nevada, last fall, near. Mormos
spring, where the water rushes through
and under a mountain thirty-five miles
across--.
"Tunnelled, perhaps ?" said Jackson,
"No, it's a natural water course, and
cornea out boiling on 'tother side, then
runs off in a big stream."
"How does it perforate tlte mountain?"
said Jackson.
"There's a serious of beautiful falls,
with moe att pe leading down, then a
deep pool as oiear as crystal, with plen
ty of mountain trolut sporting at the
bottom. One day a band of Apache
Indians pitched their wickiups near the
stream, and an old buck and squaw,
hearing the rushing waters below, went
iown the natural stairay t-the a.
The old buck seeing the trout in the
bottom made his squaw dive for them."
"And did she do it?'' asked Johnson.
"You bet, for Indian bucks won't
stand foolishness. But the squaw didn't
ogme up. She went clear under that
mountain and came out 'tother side,
thirty-five miles,"
"Did it drown her?" said Jackson,
who had become very much interested
in the 1a00 of the squn w.
"No; she came out dripping wet with
a two-pound trout in her mouth and one
in eaon hand.'
CHs'P'esT FA- II, N MAQAzirE in the
world, 120 large pages, 4 pages new music,
L000 engravings each issue. 50 cents per
year; single cnpies 15 cents. SrAwBstunmai
Sv C M1u3E, 8th & Market Ste., Phila.
PETER Ivolty, who is an experienced
cattle raiser, says the ftJlowing remedy
will cure the blackleg or diphtheria. We
give it for the benefit of our farmer
readers He says: "When the animal
is first taken it m ill exhibit lameness in
some of its legs, With a sharp knife
open the lame member between the
knee and the hoof, where will bQ found
a lump or a sack flilled with a white
substance; squeeze all this out, then fill
the opening with salt and pepper and
bind the limb up with a rag." This is
all that is required, and Mr. Ivory vouch
es for its good effects. The remedy is
certainly cheap and simple, and is wor
thy a trial.
Pure cod liver oil, trom selected livers,
on the seashore, by Caswell, hazard & Co.,
N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all others. Physicians dieclare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made
by Oaswell, Hazard & Co.. New York.
"WHAT shall be done with the worn
out horses?' is a question which not in
frequently arives on a farm where a
number of horses are needed for work,
and it is not the easiest question to dis
pose of that may come up. The Pitts
burg Stockman speaks our sentiments
fully on this subject when it says the
old reliable family horse, when he has
outlived his last days of usefulness,may
seem like a burden, but if he was faith
ful in his youth it is only proper that
you should be as faithful as he,and treat
him with kindness.
Mother Swan'. Worm i(yrup.
InfallIble, tasteless, harmless, cathartic: for fe
verishness, resitlessness, worms, constipation. 25e.
When a pair of eloping lovers get
married on board a train, as has been
done, the affair might pro.perly be
spoken of as a "car coupling."
Oinstrine.
CA w'TIE sho~lu i he taken b,efore or after
GA STRHINE is ini ligii form. .ly all iuggits.
VERMONT sap must run very fast to
catch up with the new maple sugar thie
grocers hayc haa on hand for two years.
Useo St. Patrick's t4alve, andl leairn its4 great
valne. One tial coninlces.
AN "open letter" is'one that is expec
ted to appear in newspapers before it
reaches the party to whom it is address
ed.
Ladiies and children's boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel
S3tiffeners are usedl.
SENATOR TA noz said: "The members
of the Uniteel States Senate are not
such a mid.-r2 . n t lot 9f men." Ta
i bor has evdnr Tth'tmtd
Einory's Little Cathartic P'ill--best mad
for Liver Uomplaitt and Bliliorianesi
Tasteless, harmless, infallhble. 15c.
TuE base ball club has already bee
mistaken for a Madison Square Theata
Company, and the boys are delirious.
SYRU
STT
EITTERS
Whlat the gre'it restoratave, liostetter's Stomac?
flItters, WIll do, must be gathered froih what it hs
done. It has effected radIcal cures in thousand,
of cases of dlyspepsla, bIlIous disorders, Intermit.
tent fever, nervous affections, general dlebility,
uaniiatton, sick headache, mental despondency,
andl the p'eciular coinplaInts anid dliblitO ies
whIch the feeble arc so subject.
For sale I,y all nraaglsta an,d lealora gnerally
4VMAN" g ALTH"W 0 W
* 'ATI*s lSTIW'HOPC
WOMAN ' "\ iAC.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
'VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
A Sure Cure for all WEMAL1E WEAR.
NESSES, Including Loucorrheea, Ire
regular and PalunfUl Menstruation,
Inflamnmation and Ulceration of
the Womb, Flooding, PRO"
LAPSUS UTERI, &e.
tWPleasant to the tsete, eficae}ouI and immediate
in its effoot. It is a great help in pregnaioy, and ro.
Uevos pain during labor and at regular periods.
PII8ICIANS US3 IT AND PRESCRIDE IT FREELY.
trFoa ALL Wazntsssss of the generative organs
of either soz, It is second to no remedy that has eves
been before the public1 and for all diseases of the
Kiosrs it is the Greatest Remedy ts the World.
WIDNEY COMPLAINTSof Ether Bex
Wind Great Itelidfin Its Use.
LYDIA E. PINKIIAM'$ BLOOD PURIFIEIRI
will eradicate overy vestige of Humors from the
Blood, at the same thmo vi givo tone and strength to
thosystem. Asmarveiloun roieultsas theCompowud
t3'Both tho Compound and Blood PurilIor are pro.
pared at 33 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, 'lass.
Price of either, $1. Six bottles for $5. The Compotid
Is sent by mail in the form of p1s, or of loschges, on
receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham
freely answers all letters of inquiry. Enclose Scent
stamp. Bond for pamphlet. Menion this FGpeP.
IWLTDIA B. PINRuAWs I.zvxR PiLs cure Conetipa"
tion. Biliousness and Torpidity of the Liver. 25 cents.
WiSold by all Drugglsts.M-0 (.y
Vital Questions I I
Ask the most eminent physician
Of any school, what is the btat thing in
the world for quieting aaui allaying all irri
tation of the nerves and curing all forms
of nervous complaints, giving natural,
childlike retreshinir slte) always?
And they will tell you unhesitatingly
"Some form of Hops 1"
oIAPTITR I.
Ask any or all of the most eminent ply.
sicians:
"What is the best and only remcdy that
can be relied on to cure all diseases of the
kidneys and urinary organs; stuch as Brights
disease, diabetes, retention or inability to
retain urine, and all tie diseases and all.
ments peculiar to Women''
"And they will tell you explicitly and
emphatically 'lBuchu '
Ask the seme physicians
"What is the most reliable and surest
cure for all liver diseases or dyspepsia, con
stipatlon, indigestion, billollsness, In.tlarial
lever,ague, & etc.," and they will tell you:
Mandrake I or Diudelimun I"
Hence, wihen these rensedies are coat.
blned with others eqsiily valuable
And compounded into IIt)p Bittters, slich
a wonderful and mysterioits ctratiye pow
er is tieveloperi which 18 5o varieid in Its
operations thatt no disease or iii lcalis can
possibly exist or resist, its power, ant yet it IS
h:arinless for the muost frail wolnan,
weakest invatlid or smallest child to use.
CIiAPTERI II.
"Patients
"Alinost dead or nearly dylug"
Fo'r years, and given up by plays'eians
ot Bright's andother kidne y diseases, liver
conmplalnts, aevere couglas called consutup
tIon, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy I
From agony of neursila, nervousness, wakecful
ness andi various 'siseases petcul.ar to womien.
People drawn out of shape froin exuahlag
pariys of Rhleumnatismu.
Inlamaiitory andi chronio, or suffering fron
scrofula!I
Eryslpelas 1
Sait riioum, biood poisoninir, dyspepsia, Indiges
tion, and in lact almost ail diseases frail
Nature Is hotr to
Have been1)curedl by llop Bitters, proof of which
can be found in every nteighibortnood in the kliown
wveld.
YOUNG MENlor Ts9AHYeon
Olrculars free. VALaNTI Ei3OJnove ia e.
as a
re,i AyourB own *e. Term and 5 otufl
OPIUM MopseeHbt:relgal
e
Ua
$150,000 6
THEs PR AOTIOAL FARMER, OF PIIILA
fountS thereos geacra o sSr to stss r I arrtsti .
500 FAIIMM to be otfredm as Premiumns to our < a
tnmim futte Stcel-P late 5EngravingKs-sum1,erb reptro< uc
t e price of the pa ,er ;ant when wc g ye in adtlt o
was toa e i ly IMorrs i15 an (s5 oneo
its character and reptatiotn are of theS ihest. anti S,
- aneti 0cras Prc niuita tlt Stee I aStt . tivngs
Oo GOOD
10PROY1D
conveyed b arrny ed and a clear ant iterfec
occupy, anti wiil beprutveStome, from thtf start.
vestetl from somie of these F arms last year. A u of thet
cl cutttance. Tim teo: icies ae suc tha ossi
.om a receipt andI thte current numbter of the F4ARM/s
cription list, antl tIhe paper continuetd for one year. A<
ori e tls error dtit we wll awar to each ofthenm
seondS antI followinmgseries of to.on aubmscriu.rs will re
Is Kiven Sway. These IFarms amnd Etigravings are Inter
year. rhe n atne ant a Iies os titose iecntende yhe
atSualo Pcre,niust,, will Ibe pubilshetd in the P RAC.F
. TiCAI. IFAR MEt Ialawfg trmade tp our mtind teo
secutre, at any cost te largest circutmIaont of anv
Agrictultural P aper In the VorIl, we have resolved
Fartonre ai pnrvings for tite beeft erivet itero
Ite present ai ftuttre lar e circumlation. A vanml
Iper contsaIuingcdescrp:K.n of the E sravings and
ofte ice iarmms, with adtescription olihe improve.
ment dimnenson ,st houses. ec., will be sent freetha
d, s t one anet u on etlt
,ercgn She list of g.amsant dsc lhofi
i Igive th geter-ump of the Cluh a subscrip? foIrt hir
scrilters to oitan one of the Farms. For so subscribters
an,So three extra susbscriptionsr stubscribers. fto
scpnes ; for .ao subscribters antd 51,Ix extra subscrit
stlsribers antidao we will iv lht extra subhscrlpfl
the etter-up of th Cb desires. lich of w om wil
one naewt sown, ant wew et te75,ono gut
Rem,br o ma eta Farm worth 53,ooo of gi
have ben tlpue wit hi mae o bs ty o
Addrese PRACTICA Ii
5000 MEN, WOMEN AND CHIl
t It 1
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nons, ofOl
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in diag ppYP
huin m t,co lbihd
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uun'or week for e
months. Toqaeyl
sending di K ofS 1
send a saiple of 811.
voepl ed are
YPoli, -pla ed
Books, honp.
durable, goo s,
+trlryctly r(ass in .
" }''h legtt}tlr'price, S1.(6 year. 1tablisll'ed
12 years. Special feat uros:origl nal artiples.
How to asaulce o s plolicy In cue
month than you evet' dd before' -HoW to
Slake the Farsa Piy, 1low Warm.s
r aire iudied. by bogus Conissiou
irohants, horse n<d stook uotls, etc.
D. D. T. MOORE,i
Founder and for t fyet3y-lve years, edito'r of
Moore's Rural New-Yerk- r is the Agricultural
Kdlttorof the 'rTtiiUNanaf FAtM t, and,con
ducts the best anl liveliest,. Agrictlural Depart.
1n1nt to be foind 'in) any weekly news aper in
this country. Special writers on 8jal Frults,
Market (aerdoning, Horticultural Matto g, Ai.
oultural Machinery with a .list, of gleuiltural
Inventions weekly, l'hiladol phIa Marke lteorts,
Answer's to Correaspondeuts, oCe, &e., Half dozen
bpliauid Stories every week, House.
iold lDepartialet, whole pAgo every
week. Original letters froln lady readers o all
household topcs. Re tlar Corru~aondents
Aunxt Addele,A i;lnt vaa' SR b11: +
qnd a dozen others. Fai Fa .
bosas low to Eutersalt Coupny,
earo ol hildreb, Doctor's Advice, und n'uokinp
ltecipes, North double subscriptilo price, Yotlth'e
Depurinlent, Stories. Ptzzles, an(d H me Amuse
inents, "Eose Sicuiner's I[timorous Letters
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9.outi ree AN ittirt, & (J.. tgaa i
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offEinTa WAke h NeTEl autofo lrhu iet n Futet
e.co i a a tr as.c r n ee,.n a d t k-t r -.e
Th lounerstia,' atierieiose,s
Cute osefert Wayne-usnta -do ieriserj
t. e . ubliNewr by J.Wier(sta hatiey
saw the$2 iaadv.otisne.8mnp!,ow oraanir
V EIN . W A (!I o isjstadFutat
-k sen. e t oia l s o oksat an .e y b ea, Pces hcr
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IhFasI a meom daidn wi'thor Suscribner the prts ofer ithe
r her s otrrin urOiends n es athe mo t i e Aert aseires
aorth od rk ed .ttely t l1tr Ti c,.ilo be award
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