The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, May 26, 1883, Image 4
A JOYFUL OREETINO.
Hetlol How are you? I am glad at las
your eyes have fallen upon me. Now the
we have met, pray cultivate the acquaint
anco, for it is my. purpose to interest an;
servo you. Between you and I though only
newspaper article, I am ambitious. Havin
a ptentous messae for all mankind, it i
L corall receivd Its im ort truly real
ized and acted upon, shall e considered
world's benefactor. Could have no highe
ambition you will admit. -
A misanthrope of ample means deter
mined to end his life by drowning himself
Going to the banks of the canal, found tht
time not favorable for the purpose, a num
her of persons' being in the vicinity, and day
light still present. He concluded to wall
along the towpath until it was dark. Whih
doin so, he heard pitcous cries issuing from
the oor of a hovel noar by, and uneon.
soiously walked over to the place, and found
a poor family consisting of a mother sur
rounded by several children, who told him
of their sufferings for food. He took from
his pocket his wallet and handed it to the
woman, teasoning with himself that he
would not need it. The grateful thanks and
praises that he received from the recipienta
of his bounty awoke emotion in his breast,
of such a pleasurable chacacter, that lie
changed his suicidal intent, and decided to
live for others. His future life became re
plete with good deeds-many a dark home
and heart were made bright by his presence.
Well, my a>pearance in those columns
springs simply from a desire on the part o?
those I represent, to benefit your news-do.
vouring race. My province is to help you,
your friends, your relations, a'e, even your
mother-hn-lawu, if that interesting lady be not
already far beyond the pale of good in-lu
ences.
I am sent among men to bear tidings of a
discovery that marks an epoch as im ortant
to the health of mankindi as Newton' apple
and Franklin's kite were to natural science.
The sick the discouraged, the dejected, the
broken own, and the des >airing may now
all find a cure, certain as t te Jordan proved
to the Syrian lop or. Jt is only necessary,
as in the caso of that sufferer of old, to fol
Loro directions.
The agent which I herald builds up the
system, swoops the cobwebs from the brain,
rlnd sonds pure, invigorating blood dancing
through the arteries to the music of happy
lalightor.
Lo gloomy, wornont man of business, by
>roper use of this wonderful medicine, will
Lo enabled to meet trouble and reversesa_f
a man. 'T'hen, in perfect health i .
hlavo abnormal views o cissitudes of
1 rtuno, whic ei her man, nor the
p)mfu1 is works, which buries empires
nl! .*es in a common gravo."
'Lio weak and nervous woman, just able to
drat herself, in ''moping molanclol '"
thiro lglh duties of the day, may steal tihe
1'lo0 n from blsh roses and have eyes as
brig it and sparkling as tilo dewdrops nost
ling in their leaves; and the poor little baby,
n1ow11 distigurod with pimples and scabby
r:or i, may be made sweet, cool and whole
lonl a as-"that youngster of Mrs. Blank's,
ncr >ss the ' ay, whose family is always in a
glh w of health." Don't you know thio rn
tio i' "No." Then I will toll you. For
:u as your neighbor has taeer been without
r. Pierco's Golden Medical Discovery.
This remedy is a medicine, not a beverage.
and is to be taken according to full and per
feetly plain directions accompanying each
bottle. It is specitio, but not a patent med
icino, and contains no vilo narcotics or viler
liquor. It is a prescription used for years
by the well-known physician, Dr. R. V.
Pierce. of Buffalo, N. Y., whose name is a
household word in innumerable homes all
over our own and foreign lands. The
Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and
o1fered to the public by the World's Dispon
sary Medical Association, a body corporate,
existing by and under the laws of the State
of New York; its president is Dr. Pierce, the
,reat specialist in chronio diseases. The
doctor ias devoted the beat yours of a very
busy and wonderfully successful life to the
relief and cure of his suffering follow mon
aid at a time when high political honors lay
broadly open before him, Dr. Pierce re
signed his seat in the Congress of the United
States, simply from a sense of duty toward
others. His associates in the great sanatar
in represented to the doctor that the i
mense business of their association do
tnanded that his personal at tonttion should be
pid( to the great army of patitienta crowding
upon01 theom romt every clime. D)r. Pierce is
iso the founder of the Invalids' Hotel at
.Hufalo, N. Y. T1his establishmeont, possess5
ing tall the comforta and luxuries of a first.
clitss Atmerican hotel has in addition the
daily attendance of a fargo faiculty of cmi
nnti specialists, whose practiee collectively
(cover tihe whole fild of surgery and chtronie
diseases. I'Te laboratory in which Dr.
P'ierce's Golden Medical IJiscovery is pr
I atred is an obiject. of intterest and wonder.
thas a frontage of cone hunmdrod feet, a depth
otf one hmuded andi( twventy-fivo foot, and is
six stories high. Ini thi timamnmoth tand pta
lat ial wvorkshocp two hundred persoins are
(constanitly' empnloyod in putting up Dr.
Plireo'si Medic*ines.
While the Golden Medical Discovery's
cura'itivoeoffects aire alimost imtmediately felt,
-~i is nt merely a temporary stimulant, but
is its eer'liinly a safe and complete euro, itn
till causes for whlicht it is recommended, as it
is that certain nmisor antd death will followv
iteir nteglect,. D)r. io'irco's Golden Medical
Diiscovery wiill not cutre club feet, will not
refurntish arimlessi or legless unfortunittes
with new and pierfeot limbs, anid it is ntot
guatiranteedl that evenm a doezon bottles appllied
to any stray portion of a second( hand skeko
toin, will develop such member into an ai
att, htumnan form dlivinoe (?). In brief, it
is not aissertted that this medicine will, or can,
counteract the decrees of Providene. Re :
eu all cases' whtero a htighi sttate of civii?tatio
anid cult ivationt hits onigenidored disease anxd
betconto a nervouis, artiicial beinig, the Gold
ent Me dicail D iscovery wvill positirely/ restore
to him the stronit, vigorous, self-asserting
lhfe, from wvhich, abntos.t untcottsciously, hit
ha:d di I hd fair. and( pterhaps htopolessly awaiy:
It is chumited, tand guairatneed, if this medi
einto be used as prescriboed, atnd faiithtfutlly
persevered in a reantabtle time, it will petr..
flmnietlul cure' liver comtplaintt, and the var=
iouts blood disorders cettsequtent umpon torpor
of thn liver, in till their vairious forms and
tramitieti ons, incluidinig bronchit is, coti
stumtptiont, whih is scrofumla of the lungs,
dysjpepsia, cositi' ness, sick-headache, skin
d iseaises, fever anud ague, nuttlaria, tand othter
disorders arisinig from poisoned or dotorior
aited bleed.
Ti'ts woniderfutl mtedicitne cures all humors,
fromt the worst scrofiula toatnmon blotch,
pimtlo or oriupt.iont. Erysijelas, stilt rheum,
fever sores, scaly or rough skini, ini short, till
dtiseases caused by bad blood, tire continotred
b y this p)owerful, purifying anid invigoriting
imediomit. Great eatitng ulcers rapidly hteal
unmdor its bhonignm influenices. Especiailly has
it mtatnifested its potenicy in curing tetter,
hoils, catrbuntclos, scrofilous sores anid
swellings, white swelliniga, goitre or thick
nieck aiid cnlatrg- d glanids. Conisumptiont,
wh ic cia s srofulon isisso of the lungs, is
protmpltly anid pbositively' arrested aitd cured
by this sovereign anid God-giveit remedy, if
taken before the last stages are roac tied.
For weak lungs, spittitng of blood, coni
sumptivo night-sweats, and kitndred atfec
tionts, it is a sovereign remedy. For itdl
tgestiont, dyspepsiti anmd torpid1 liver, or '"bil
iutsnecss,"' Goldeni Medica.l D)iscovery hits tnc
equal, na it effects perfect aitd radical cures
'To till suffering frotn lassitudm(e, wcariinoss
despondency, lack of vigor or ambitioni, lie ii
mian, woiman or child, Dr. Pit rco's GoIdet,
Medical Discover will 5l'maeuy impahtrt ntoi
tne vigor anid ioto the wvholo system.,
'The hnggard face will grew rounid, ruddy,
timd beam wit It the ox pressiont of long lost coni.
lidetico. Tlhie stolp will lie firm atnd olaistic,
antd tho relieved sufferer will onice more onujoy
itn commoni with follow mttn that feeling ci
p'roprietcriship in oathl, itir antd beini , onh3
full y retlizted by thtose ini perfoct hca Ith.
TI te Golden Medical Discovery will niot
mattko dIrunkards or opium ettrs; ont thte
conit rary, anty un for tuntato. dtrivon by trouble
tidversit.y or mhloritod applelite, to the use o
insuidiouts stimulanta1 will ihtd the Discovery
of great assistanee it etforts to break thi
chamts hinidinig himi to a shameful and miser
able existenico.
Those feeling ontly "out of sorts," with nc
predomintanit synitonms, atnd who if asked,
would timd it ifcult to eoldain their san sa
tionst, will klnd a sovereign remedy mi it to
Goldetn Medical D)iscove ry.
'[hose who are irritable, petulant, or fret-.
ful, ever seeing the gloomy side of life; whio
imainoti "the time is out of joint;"' to whloi
life is a heavy hunmrden, inot a blessing; who
thinmk th wo v orld is arrayed against
them, and anticittato calamity at every turn;
to till such let this message be full of out
coutrageinent amid joy-Dr. Pierce's Goldeti
Medical D)iscovery will radically cure themo
'when it will be foutnd, to their hasttig benenit
that,life and the world have noet chianged
but that disease liad thrownt clouds of mtiserm
anid woe about them, through whichitif
thuintgs were soont, as 'through a glasi
darkly."
Let, no snuffrer be discouiraged because h
ator baita tried othier nei cinoas withou
benefi. In tact, tuese are the cases Sn.
World's Dispensary Medical Association
particularly desire to reach through their
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
- When al other dinaes fatl tet thfa be tried,
I and no one will be doomed to further disap.
pointment.
The Golden Medical Discovery is a pre.
seription of a physician with a wide-awake
- reputation and an honorable position to
a maintain. It is far beneath the dignity of
r Dr. Pierce to lend his name to any vile nos
trum, or catch-penny preparation, whereby
the public mpy be deceived. Having used
his t Discovery for many years in his un
precedeuted private practice, he is convinced
it is indeed a specific in diseases mentioned.
Desiring this marvelous cure shall benefit
not only those with whom he comes person
ally in contact, but that all mankind may be
embraced in his grand plan for the ameliora
tion of human suffering, the doctor, through
the World's Dispensary Medical Association,
earnestly and most confidently recommends
his Golden Medical Discovery to the public
at large assured the most skeptical will be
thoroughly convinced of its worth by a trial
of a single bottle.
In stubborn, or long-seated affections, and
where the bowels are very costive, the gentle
though certain action of the Discovery, will
be more rapid.and satisfactoryby supploment
ing Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets
in small daily doses of one or two. These
lls (the original and only genuine Little
Liver Pills) are purely vegetable, sugar
coated, and very small, yet by the peculiar
process used in their preparation, they pos
sess the strength and virtue of larger and
unpalatable pills. Pleasant Purgative
Pellets will speedily remove all ill and dis
agreeable effects arising from over-eating or
drinking, and are recommended as a ca
thartic at all times, being perfectly safe, sure
and unattended by the griping pains usually
experienced in the use of purgatives less
carefully prepared. Promytly resorted to,
these little Pellets will rad cally cure indi
gestion biliousness and siok-headache, thus
saving the patient from serious and lingering
disorders. Dr. Pierce, the President of the
World's Dispensary and his faculty of
twelve skilled spooialsts, can be consulted
by letter or in person in any ease of chronic
diseaso requiring either medical or surgical
treatment free of charge. For those desiring
more exhaustive information than can bi
imparted through correspondence, the doctor
hp8 written a book, called "The Peoplo's
Common Sense Medical Ady,ior in -Plan
t,dilis+t'"or Motddlnio Blin lifled.I&~
'This work alone is a goodly harvest for an
ordinary life, and stamps its author a pro
found scholar and a very remarkablo man.
The book contains nino hundred and twenty
two pages, illustrated with two hundred and
eighty-six wood cuts and colored plates and
makes plain as a, b, c, anatomy, pimysi..
ology, matoria imodica, practice of medicine,
hygiono, temperamnonts, psychology, etc.
and answers in plain, easily-to-be-under
stood terms all questions that may arise
within their range, especially those ques
tions the would-b, inquirer is deterred by
fear, or modesty, from asking the family or
other physician. That all may boonabled to
acquaint themselves with matter so vital to
health, happiness, and success, the price of
this groat work has boon fixed at one dollar
and fifty ceits, post,aid by 1nail to any ad
dre:rs, while smaller aid far inferior hooks,
purporting to cover tho same ground, have
sold at five dollars a copy. It being the aim
of the proprietors of the Common Honse
Medical Adviser to reach not only the aillu
ent, but also those in moderate, and even
straitoned, circumstances, the price of the
work places it within the reach of all.
AGRICULTURE.
CURn FOn HonesE PULLINO AT THE
HALTEn.-"For the benefit of such of
our readees as may desirrl to make use
of it, a method is suggested of breaking
n horse of that common and very un
l)leasant habit of pulling at the halter,
which has been thoroughly tested and
found to work admirably. If you have
a herse that is addicted to this habit,
follow the instructions herewith given,
aind a complete cure wvill soon follow.
Get a strong, half inch cord 22 feet in
length; put the center under the tail
like a crouper; twist them a fewv times
as you bring them for ward over the back
pass forwvard on each side of the body,
then pamss them forwvard through the
haltor below the jaw. 'Pie lirmly to a
tree, post or stall, and excite thme animal
b)y any means that will cause him to
puli, until the habit is oyercomo. You
may eyen whip him aoross thme nose
keenly until there is perfect submission
which will hot rtjquire long. Hitch in
this way for a few dlays, or so long as
there is any p)redispositioni to pull oni
the halter.
CLovEn FEmnTiiznt. -Two or even
three crops of small grain can be raised
in succession to advantage on any piece
of land p)rovided clover is sown with
ovi ry cro'p of small grain. Thou a crop
of clover is turned under for every crop
of small grain except the first,and upon
this hyp.thiesis when a farmer wants to
enrich his land or any one or more
pieces, Jet him seed the land with sniali
g,rain for twvo or three years in succes
sion, always sowing clover in theospring
and ploughing in tihe fall, and then if
lie chooses to put the land in corn lie
can do so for one, or even two seasons,
and then put it back in small grain and
clover, After a field has had clover
sown ini it for six or eight seasons it will
seed itself, and after every crop of small
grain a crop of clover will spring up
from the see(d in theo grQunmd exposed to
thme aution of elements by ploughinmg for
thme crop of small grain, Another fact
wvell known is that a crop of wheat
grown on fallow ground is greater and
time grain larger thaii that grown on
cornm gronid.
Tm'ii Hardencr's Monthly gives in
substance the following good practical
directions for pruning ornamental
shrubs onm time approach of sprinig; "Ini
discriminate cutting back will not an.
swver the desired purpose. Distinction
must be imadle bet weoii slow and vigor
ons growvers, and betweon those whmich
bear Ilowers on old wVood and those
which Ibawer on new growth. Such as
growv to s.tronmg to il>wer wvell should be
lightly pruned. and i the same individ
ual the weakest shoots should be out in
more severely than thle stronger ones.
Lilacs amnd te Phiiladelphmus bear ilowv
era on the wood of last year, and to
hpruine thmeim much now .destroys tihe
flowers, while time althicas andm( othiersi
which flower oni the young wood cannot,
be too severely emit mi."
Tn'xI best heat for the hot bed is fro.ih
horso dung f rdhm a stable where soe
ton or more horses tire kept, so thait a
load1 of it cani be taken out hot and
freblh before it has had time to burni by
excessive heating. Such manure can
not always be hamd whlen wamnted, a good
substitute may be miade by miiximg for
est leaves in alternate layers wvithm comn
momn cow stable dlung, in a sheltered
plhace, until a pile of a cord or two is
obtained; if thme weather should be cold,
and the material partly froson when it
is piled, it will be necessary to pour am
few bucketfuls of boiling water upon
the heap to star t formientation: when
the pile is wvell heated cart it as quickly
as possible to the bed, so as to check
fermentation as little as potsible.
Pr,awr-OnowvNo.-The more freely a
plant is growving the more water will it
require: and the more it grows tihe more
sun andI light will it iieed. In all eases
thoste which scom to grow the fastest
should be placed nearest thme light. Tihe
position for room plants is tIhe south.
at. They seem like amimals in their
DOME8TIO.
To MAS FIENoOLLorrS.-After the
dough has risen it may be made into n
many ways. By taking off a part and it
beating up an egg, and working it in tJ
with a little butter, you may have nice h
French rolls; just use flour enough to a
handle them well, dip your hand in the b
flour, and flour round the sides to make o
them break apart nicely; make off t<
quickly, put close together and allow a
no room for them, or any other rolls, to i,
run and get out of shape, When nearly
done, wipe the tops over with milk with- I
out taking them from the stove. Take a
a piece of dough the size of a loaf, beat gl
two eggs light, half cup of milk, small
spoonful of butter, and with the hand f(
work altogether in a stiff batter; grease
a pan, (a round one is best), pour in an
inch and a half thick, and bake in a
moderate oven till well done; split and
butter; send to tabl"e hot. It should
rise twice its original thickness. By ei
adding a little more of the above ingre- d
dients, with a ou) of sugar, and giving ti
it a second rise before baking, you have am
a very good plain cake, especially for
children.
MAKING HAM Gnow.-If the head be d
perfectly bald, nothing will ever cause
the hair to grow again. If the scalp t
be glossy, and no small hairs are dis
cernible, the roots or follicles are dead; r
and you might as well cause an arm
which has been amputated to grow
again. However, if small hairs are to
be seen, brush well, and bathe the bald si
spot three or four times a week with ti
cold soft water:-Carbonate of ammonia, hi
one drachm; tincture of cantharides, Ia
four drachms; bay rum, four ozs.; cas- m
for oil, two oza. Some elderly people fe
often desire to lkeep their hair from gl
turning gray, The following dye will th
effedt thie:--Tako the hillle of butter- ca
nuts, say about four ounces, and infuse in
in a quart of water. Then add half an as
ounce of copperas. Apply with a soft lii
brush every second or third day. This th
preparation is harmless, and I have rea- dc
sons for believing so, has never been an
published. It is far better than those
dyes made of nitrate of silver.
FnENCH BREAD. -As a rule the French
bread is always sweet and good, and 1
two things contribute in a great degree &
to this-that is, the manner and form of
baking. They never make a thick loaf;
no matter what the size or shape. it is -
always thin; and more than two-thirds i
crust. They bake their bread until it ri
is perfectly cooked. The loaves being r
so thin, the heat strikes through them frc
very soon after they are placed in the elt
oven; hence all the fermentation is da
stopped, while in the case of large d
loaves fermentation continues to go on
after the broad has been in the oven for
some time, and of course much of the
sweetness is lost. Then, in baking so
long, and having so much crust, tharo ed
is a peculiar sweetness givon which can t
be attained in no other way. uP
en
POTATOES--HOw TO CooK.--Potatoes se
should be boiled in a sauce-pan half full
of water, boiling, and not in one filled
with hot water, Steam is thus engen- sh
cored, and ti;e potatoes are steamed til'
imstead of boiled, whereby the poison- pa
ous element which the potato has in an
common with their solanw is neutralized. abi
The lid of the saucepan should fit close- yo
ly. When the potatoes are boiled the as
steam should evaporate before they are sh
eaten. They should not be fried in an
butter as the poisonous matter is thus
retained, to the serious prejudice of the
stomach. Wilhiam Cobbeti was wvont Be
to describe the potato as the "accursedI i
root," but as it still constitutes the r
chief food for laborers, it should be a.
cooked properly. mar
tak
To MAKE CAULIFLOwERH PIoKLES.-- k
Out the whitest, closest bunches into no'
small clusters. Plunge into scalding w
brine, and boil three minutes. Take n,
them out, lay upon a cloth, sprinkle
with salt thickly, and when dry brush
this off. Cover with cold vinegar for be
two days, setting the jar in the sun. y7
Then pack carefully in glass or stone- li
ware jars, and scaid with vinegar sea- dc
soned thus: To one gallon allow a cup th
of white sugar, a dozen blades of maco,
a tablespoonful of celery seed, two doz- .
en white poplper corns, some hits of red ki
pepper pods, a tablespoonful of corian- m
den seed, anti the same of whole mustard, a
Boil five minutes. Repeat the scalding t
once a week for three weeks. TIe up.
AN Ennsoi IN WINDOW GARDENING.
A. very commnon error in window garden
ing is that of attempting too much, To'o ~
many planta are crowded into the ~
little space at command, so that it is
impossible to give each the air and light a
it should have. Again plants of too
diverse character are brouga.t together. i
It is no uncommon thing to see troplical
pilants and those from the temperate
zone, if not Alpine plante, all crowded ci
into the same windlow, and subjected to m
the same temperature and treatment. bi
Better far to have one healthy well
grown plant,'that will yield Its flowers
in perfection, than a dozen sickly, feeblo, di
'N
wretched plants, that have no beauty
citner of leaf or blossom. i
To T'AKE RUST OUT OF STREL.-Plaice
the article in a bowl containing kerosenec
oil, or wrap the steel upl in a isoft cloth v'
well saturated with kerosene, lot it re
main twenty-four hours or longer, thern
scour the rusty spots with bricK dust, h
If badly rusted use salt wet with hot PS
vinegar; after scouring rinse every p)ar- W
ticle of brick dust or sailt off with boiluig
hot, water; dry thoroughly, then polisa h.
off with a clean Ilannel clotn and ahttileh
sweoet oil,.
TH'IANKHOivII.a fRiT CAKRE. -One
p)oud browvn sugar, one pounct browned g'
flour, three pounds of seedless raisins,
two pounds currants, one pound citron,
three-fourths p)oui butter, one cup, tI
molasses, two teaspoons mace, two of rc
cinnamon, one of cloves, one of black
poppol)r, one nutmeg, one teaspoon soda, aa
twvelve eggs, ono-half cup current jpity a
melted in one-half clup hot water, Tnis
caku will keep for yealrd.
How TO UsE Eoos.-Eggs that are to
be used in cake should be p)ut into cold
water in summer while youl are making ci
your preparations, until ready to use
them. Then break each one separately
into a cup, to see if it is good; but by
breaking all into the dish you beat gi
them in, you risk the whole by onoeogg. mn
if good, turn it into tne dish, ana pro
ceed the same way with the others.
pl
To PREvENT 11oLLrow PIOKLEs.-If P
you will cut a short slit in the blow end
of your cucumbers before you put them
in the molasses and water, I think you
willl nt find so many hollow p)icklesl. s
The slit allows the gas to escape which
forms so ranpil.
V -no
SIN0s the failure of two or three fe
ale bankers and brokers in the. East,
seems impossible for that sex to secure
1e confidenbe of Western women who
ave pin money laid aside. A woman
rho claimed to have heavy financial
acking, and who was.in the confidence
f all the great capitalists and speoula
rs, recently opened a shop in Toledo
ud offered to receive deposits and pay
aterest at the rate of fout- per cent.
er month. Her first customer was
or last. * A hatchet-faced old maid
'alked in on her one morning with a
ve dollar bill and inquired:
'Are you the woman who will pay
)ur per cent. per month on deposits?'
"Yes,"
"Only four l"
", st four."
"That's all."
"Well, I did think if you would give
ghly per cent. and secure me with a
iamond ring or a gold watch I'd deposit
us five dollars, but you seem so stingy
id indep,ndent that I won't leava it."
By contracting a severe Cough and
,)ld, I ias compelled to give up my
it'y work and keep to the house. A
Qighbor recommended me to try a bot
o of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup; it was
rocured and used; to my astonishmnent
dlief was instantaneous.
.EDw. W. OLAYTON, Waverly, Md.
MUoGGINs is near-sighted-very near
ghted-and Brown had often told him
tat lie could uot see two feet ahead of
im; but since be loaned him fifty dol
rs he has had cause to change his
mid. Brown was at an optician's, a
w days ago, selecting a pair of opera
asses, and went into the street to teat
em. In looking up the street he dis
verei Muggins ten blocks away try
g to hide behind a lamp-post; and,
lie gazed upon hiim, Muggins turned
s pookets inside out to convince him
at he had nothing in them. Brown
es not believe in near-sightedness
y more.
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PRxssEn for the time: If a man de
es to express himself logically, he
Lst not allow himself to become flur
d, as was the case with an Austin
in, who was very much annoyed by
quent callers, and who finally ex
uimed: "There is no minute in the
y that I can have a quiet half hour to
rself."
*Mrs. Lydia E. vinkhlam's Vegetable
impound is a most valuable medicine
ladies of all eges who may be afllict
with any form of disease peculiar to
3 seX. ier remedies are not only put
in liquid torms but In Pills and Loz
gea in which forms they are securely
through the mails.
WHAT'S one man's meat, etc.: "We
all suffocate if w9 don't get some ven
1 tion here I" exclaimed the corpulent
bdenger, throwing up the car window
d letting in a draft that registered
out ten degrees below zero. "Do
u call that ventilation ?" excitedly
Led the thin man in the next seat,
ivering in the keen blast. "I call it
nihilation I"
Tihe C,n iiHet of the R.isceg.
t weenu udin-oe and heal th is often b,rief and fatal.
I- better to be i'rovided with cheap and simploi
niedies for auch comnion disaordors as conghs, colds,
*, than to run the risk of a ontracting a fatal dlsease
ougih neglect. D)r. win. Hail's Bialsamn is a sure and
o remtedy for all dilscases of the ungs and cheat, If
on in .eason it i. certain to cure, untd may save you
mn that terriblte disease, Cionsumuption. It has been
wn and ued for manay years In Amiorica, and it Is
exaggeration, to ,'ay thait It Is tho best remedy In tihe
rild for Consghis, etc. Aspk for D)r. Wmn. Huh's hal
mn for the Lunigs. and take no other. Sold by anl
uiggista.
& DAD ending; "Well, William, what's
come of Robert ?" "What, 'aven't
u 'card, sir ?" "No I Not defunct; I
pe ?" "That's lust exactly what he 'as
no, sir, and walked off with bevery
ing he could lay his 'audst on I"
A CALIFORNIA ostrich farmer was
eked at by one of the birds, but
issed, and the blow broke the neek of
Liorse, The American mule will have
look out for his laurels. They are
danger of b)eing wreeted from him
' feathered foreigners.
Ts your hair fallhng out or scalp diseas
I? Carboline, a deodorized extract of
stroleumn, as now Improved and ner
cted, Is just the article you need. Buiy
bottle, and, like thousands who are
iing It all over the land, you will value
as the choicest of all toilet prepara
A JUnY&rAN was asked if the judge had
Larged him: "Faith," said ho, "the
an lectured us a good deal, but I don't
ilive he mneant to charge for it.
A TE~NNEssER7, woman has trained a
g to drink beer and chew tobacco.
ow you will iee that womoun will never
arry. She has no use for a man
ound the houSe.
Motiher Swan's Wlormn syrup,.
Infaiible, tasteieas, iharmleiss, cathaaraic; for fe
rahiin, r estlicsness, Wormns, tonistipation, 25c.
WHEN a rich Chinaman.wants a hat
buys one. Rich men in Ohina ap
ar to have just as many privileges as
idowerd in Ameurica.
MANY a man who snarls and growls at
a wife in public is very loving and
nder when no one else is arounid. He
us to be.
Uste Sl. Pa'jtrick's Salve', atad leatrn Its
A LIrfrLE child of seven or eight said
at wvhen the Isible speaks of "c hilid
n's children" it must mean dolls.
Ia man could but take his troubles
easily as other people take them,
hat a very happy world this would be
"hiuchu"-P'aba"
'The' quIck, c'omnpiete cure, all annoying KIdney,
huleril ~ua Urmnary Dilseases. $1. Drtigghmits.
Two th)ings man is tenaciocus of- his
taracter and money, but if either must
, it is seldom the latter.
A LAwYRn is not anything like as
'eat a curiosity as the champion thin
an, but it costs more to see him.
WEALTH may not bring happiness,
rhiaps, but it manages to make ap,
arances agreeably deceptive.
THEu tramp is not, as a general thing,
nalthy, but lie can. afford to spend his
tmoer in the country.
WHENo is a v?agetable not a vegetable ?
'hen it is what. wou caniiflower.
ThU aoddlitg moth, or apple worm,
although it destroys but one' apple -in
its lifetime. is a terror to the apple
growers. Yet one of these little tortrix
worms, owing to the fact that it gom
mences to destroy the apple in the- em
bryo state, or before the apple has as
sumed its form, and continues its waste
during the formltioi and gfowth from
a mere speck untlit is the size of a,pea
is capable of fifty times the mischief of
a co'dling moth. No one who has not
examined the kind and extent of the
mischief they can do,form any adequate
conception of its far-reaching effects in
causing the barrenness of our orchards
and the multiplied failures of the apple
crops'in the Northwest.
GAnGRT.--A writer says that he has
never failed to cure garget bythe use of
beans.. He feeds one pins of bean meal
mixed with other meal, for four succes
sive days, and has found that
suffioient to cure thie asee, Re
thinks if cows were fed with ean meal
several times a year, they would never
be troubled with garget.
To PnEsun PENOIL WrTING.-To
preserve pencil marks, if you have any
thing drawn or written with lead pencil
that you wish to preserve from rubbing
out, dip the paper into a dish of skimm.
ed milk, then dry it and iron it quickly
on the wrong side.
WoMAN's lovO: "Do you believe that
a woman, nowadys, would die for the
object of her love ?'' asked a bachelor
friend. "I don't know whether she'd
die or not," answered the Benediot,
"but I've known her to go wild when
the trimming didn't suit her."
INFLUENCE Of the press: The influence
of a free press is mighty, particularly
in Cincinnati. There the impatient
lover no longer expresses his feelings in
the flowery verbiage of the poet, but
makes his point with the precision and
directness of a rifle shot: "Adored Ma
ria, let's consolidate."
A SOUTHERN society note: "Two of
the most prominent aristocratic families,
having lately had a falling out about
some trivial matter, met yesterday and
settled the affair to the satisfaction of
all concerned. The town is thrown
into the deepest mourning for the six
teenth time this month.
Pure cod liver oil. from selected livers,
en the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.,
N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all others. Physicians declare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Boap, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York.
NOT unlikely: "1 don't say all I
think," remarked Brown, when pressed
for his opinion of the representative of
his distriot. "I should think you
might," replied fogg, "and not be
pressed for time, either."
Frazer Axle Grease.
One groesing Jast. two weeks; all others two
or three days. Do not be mposed on by the
humbug stufra off ro J. 'ak your dealer for Fra
zer'e, wirh label on. Saves your horse labor aud
ton too. It r-eived first modal at the Centen
nial and Paris Expositions. Sold everywhere.
IT takes from twelve to fifteen yards
of cloth to make a woman a dress, and
yet a man can make twvo pairs of trous
ers out of less than that, and have one
pair with a trail to each leg large
enough to pull up over his back and tie
around his throat for a necktie.
"iRough en Rats."
Clears out rata, mice roaches, fies, aunis, bed
bugs, skunks, ohipmnnfCs, gophers. 15c. Drugglata
A GOOD old Quaker lady, after listen
ing to the extravagant yarn of a person
as long as her patience would allow,
said to him: "iend, what a pity it is
a sin to lie, when it seems so necessary
to your happiness l''
Ladies and children's boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel
ttiffeners are used.
ENGLAND has statistics showing that
nut of 189,148 of her people engaged
in literary pursuits only twelve became
lunatics We presume the others were
given the benefit of the doubt and
called poets.
Emory's Little Cat.hartic Pill-best inade
for Liver Complaint sad Biliousness.
Tasteless, harmless, mnfallible. 15c.
A MAN who had seven buckshot taken
from his head, remarked that quite a
lead was taken from his mind.
Gasutrline.
OAsTR IN Ei should be takeni before oir aft er
meals to isuar peurfect uasntllat ion of food.
GAsTRIN E~ is in litiuid form. Ily all druiggists
SOME people are so lazy that they
wait for a hurricane to come and blow
potatoes out of the ground,
SYU
0OSTETTER
CEL.EBRATEb
~IfrfRS
wVhat the g ro'it restorative, Hfostetter's Stomacht
bitters, w.Ii do, niuat be gatheredt froni what it hats
dion'. . t has cireeted raicoal etures in thouisands
of cases of uyspepsta, biliotta disordiers, intermIt
tent fever, inoi vousa affecton, general udebhliy,
roaiaut luon, siak hgead.oche, mntal .ieso udeney
WOMAN CAN 4AITH W
S ATHIZEWIT Is THE OPE O
WOMAN. 14tRACE
(0 .
1 I
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABTU COMPO'ib.
A Sure Cure for all FEMALE WEAK.
NESSIES, Including Leucorrheda, Ir.
regular and Painful Menstruation,
Ineammatlon and Ulceration of
the Womb, Flooding, PRO.
. LAPSUS UTERI, &oe.
WlPleasant to the taste, oflicaclous and Immediate
in ite efect. It is a great holp in pregnancy, and re.
lsevos pain during labor and at regular periods.
PnHSICINS UsE IT ASD PIIESCRIIIE IT FREELY.
tWFoa ALL W3axssas of the generative organs
of either se, lb is second to no remedy that has over
been before the public i and for alt diseases of the
ExmNTs It Is the Greatest Remedy in the World.
I'KIDNRY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex
Wind Great Relief in Its Use.
LYDIA E. PINIDAA's BLOOD PURITIER
will eradicate every vestige of humors from tho
Blood, at the same thnaio will give tone anG +trength to
thsystem. As marveliousin results as theCompound.
IrBoth the Compound and Blood Purifier are pro.
pared at 3 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
Price of either, $1. Six bottles for 3. The Compound
is sent by mall In the form of pills, or of lopenges, on
receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham
freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose S cent
stamp. Bend for pamphlet. Mention this Pape
k"{).YDI E. PINXAY's irva Puts. cure Constipa"
tlon. Biliousness and Torpidity of the Liver. t6 cents.
l -Sold by all Drugalsts.-EI (3)
Vital Questions 11
Ask the most eminent physisian
Of any school, what is the lx-st thing in
he world for quieting aad allaying all irri
tation of the nerves and- curing all forms
of nervous complaints, giving natural,
childlike retreshing sleep always?
And they will tell you unhesitatingly
"1ome form of Hops I"
OHAPTER I.
Ask any or all of the moot eminent phy
sicians:
"What is the best and nnly remcdy that
can be relied on to cure all diseases of the
kidneys and urinary organs; such as Brights
disease, diabetes, retention or inability to
retain urine, and all the diseases and all.
mente peculiar to Women"
"And they will tell you explicitly and
emphatically '-Buchu.'
Ask the same physicians
"What is the most reliable and surest
cure for all liver diseases or dyspepsia,con
stipation, indigestion, biliousness, malarial
fever,ague. & etc.," and they will tell you:
Mandrake I or Dandelion I"
Hence, when these remedies are com
bined with others equally valuable
And compounded into Hop Bitters, such
a wonderful and miysteirious curative pow
er is developed which is so varied in its
operations that no disease or ill health can
pessibly exist or resist its power, and yet it is
harmless for the most frail woman,
weakest invalid or smallest child to use.
OIIAPTER II.
"Patients
"Almost deaud or nearly dyin6"
For years, and given up by physicians
ot Bright's andother kidne y diseases, liver
complaints, severe coughs called consump
tion, have been cured.
Women gone nearly rrazy I
From agony of neur-ilgia, niervousness, wakeful
ness and various <tiseasesa p)-citi air to women.
People drawn out of shape fromn excruciatIng
paugs of ltieiatisit.
innlammatory and chironlo, or suffering from
scrofuala I
Efryslpelas I
arhum, blootd polioninw, dyspeDala, indiges
tion, and in f actams l dsae ri
Nature Is hear to
Have been cured by IIop Btt'oera, p roof of whichl
can be found in every neighbornood in thie known
World.
SAS
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C. * e. Nowark. N. J. write for Catalogue.
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- * - -E
'-CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS.
BIctCougha ilyrua. Tasstenood.*
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Those answering an aavertifemens will
confer a favor upon the advertiser and the
pubitsher by stating that they saw the ad
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nt rel rt atoci uio or par ranIsntendi cc b us a
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Arirc itcralan i r n he avorid, we hcave rewie l
tofres <al proit and wie or tubscrlicers the
te present aclrfuture large circulation. A samspie
of thr ctn isncin i sa description sf thevinmprove.
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cci,
at ne ad ge p*c nyu negbr
parcontaing thencitt of Farms and sleescr tr neofht t
wigive the geiter.up of the Cicub a subscript on for himse
scrithers to chtain one of the Fdarms. For so subscribers al
and pte tnhree extrau sobciptiens tir oubsrihers, focar
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How to stake snore Mote in one
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Hierchants, horse and stock auctions, ito.
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anils are jiust as good, andI wsll produices as asncls uniter likh
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