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A JOYFUL uit1WTI:x. iello! How aro you? I an glad at 11af your eyes have fallen up O1 no. Now tht we have mot, pray cultivato tho nequaint anco, for it is MY p>ur1poso to interest an serve you. Between you and I, though only newspaper articlo, I am ambitious. Ilavin a portontous message for all rnanklind, if be cordially received its import trul r real ized and aoted upon, I shall be considered i world's bonefactor. Could have no higho ambition you will admit.. A misanthrope of ample means deter mined to end his life by drowning himself Going to the banks of the canal, sound th< time not favorablo for the purpose, a num. ber of persons being in the vicinity, and day. light still present. He concluded to wala along the towpath mtil it was dark. Whilc doing so, lie heard pitoous cries issuing from tho door of a hovel noner by, aid uncon sciously walked ovor to the placeo, and found a poor family consisting of at mother sur rouudad by several children, who told him of their sufferings for food. lie took from his pocket his wallet, and h:udod it to the woman, reasoning with himself that he would not need it. The grateful thanks and praises that he received from the recipients ofltis bounty awoke emotion in his braost, of such a plonsurablo charactor, that he changod his suicidal intent, amid decided to live for others. His futuro life becaeno re plete with good deeds-many a dark home and heart were made bright by his presence. Well, ly appearance in tlhose columns, aprin,.;s simply from a desire on tho part of those I represent, to benetit your news-do. vouring race. My province is to help you, your friends, your relations, aye, oven your mother-in-laaw, if t hat interest iig lady ho not alrondy far beyond the pale of good inllu en cos. I ani sent among men to hear tidings of a discovery Iliat Imla rks an epoeh as iniportnt, to the health of miankin3 as Nowton s apple and Franklin's kite wore to natural science. 'I'he sick, tho discouraged, the dejectol, tho broken down, and the despairing, may now all ihnd a cure, certain a: tho Jordan proved to the Syrian lepper. Jt is only n .cossary, as in the case of that sufferer of o'.1, to fol luw directias. Tho agent which I herald builds up tho System, sweep, the cobwebs from the brain, and sends pure, invigorting blood dancing through the arterio to the music of happy laughter. ''ho gloomy, wornout, man of business, by troper use of this wonderful medicine, w'll be onabled to meet trouble aund reverses llak (t man1. then. in perfect health, lie will not - have abnormal views of Ih 'Vicissitudes of fortune, which spares n(ither nun, nor the 1 roudest. of his worlot, which bitries ompire. und cities in at commnnon gra(ve." The weak nuitl nervous woman, just. able tc 61 -ag herself, in "nopi inig rulncholv i lroughl duties o th le day, may steal tic h oom from 1lushl roses, and have eyes n: b -ight and sparkling as the dowdrops nc.st. I ng in their leaves: and ie poor little baby, 1 ow disliguredth i piitples and sebtlh 1 >r.5, 1may be made swot, cool atnd whole. 1 1n) n-'thitt youl;ster of Mrs. Bik's ros:< the way, t horo fatnily is always in 1 glow of health.'' I)on't yo: know tho rea. Hon? ' No." 'Ill'i I will tell you. Fo" yenIs your nei:,lhor 1m1s never bren c h wirhe Dr. Pierco's (olden Aledical Discovery. This remedy is at niedicine, iot n Iheverago and is to be taken necorling to full aund per feetly plain directions nccompantlying enel bottle. It is sl+eeitic, but not it pntlent imed icinto, and contains no vilo narcol ics or vilo; liquor. It is n prescription used for year: by the well-known physieiani, Dr. It. V Pierce, of Bulfalo, N. Y.. whose nnme is I household word in innatertl)le lhoies al over our own ild foreign lands. Tha Golden Mdienl Discovery is prepared ant ollored to the public by the World's I)ispoll samy Aledic-l A;socint in, a body cortorlte existing b 1111(1 under the l,tws of tie Stiti of New York: its president is I)r. Pierce, tl great speciali.t. in chrnonic diseas,s. 'I'ht doctor has devoted the beit yt"aas of n verI busy aid wondertully successlll life to thl relief ianid cure i f his su1lior"in;; fellow men n1nd at. a tiit wh1n1 high polit icat honors lia broadly open le.ire him, )r. I'ier<o to signed his seat in t he ('on;ress of t ie Unit el Sitltes, i y in t.uu n a. tten .i ofily towaIrt othbers. Ih s ntin t ,s in the gieat saniat ar m)onFtt bulsinie. if thirnin msiimtion do paid( to thle gre-at army of 'atien ts crowdini upon them froin ovuery el inie. Drn. P'ioeoi also the fouiine of the lninalidis' li0tel a ]htttalo, N. Y. Thimu estalishunient, piossiss. ing all t he ciomfor ts,nndii luiie'ts if ai first thisi Amer('iieiitni hitel, I itt ini id,lit ion Ih< Atnly atiindece of a bitogo facuilty of emil nient sIicriali ots, whoss." -rael ice ciollectire,ct cover the( whole fild iif su1rgery and1( eb nom diseas"es. 'I lho laboirator iy in) which I)i nrioidi is n iih ject ohfi niten.h mal) weinsler t. hut a trintge of ~' ime hundried fee0t, a depil11 of one litiolr''e aln t w ety -lit e feil, idi latial woirkshopil twoi hiiundredl personsi nr .Pierce's Mediecia-s. While t he Gobitlen Ale lie:d lDi.' nvery' it is not miseey a tallponaryi inm inniiit, bui 2ii as certainily a ife iinaliii comlite clr', i is that eerinin intisery zitil death will foillhn thei r niei.leet . lir. I 'il-re's G ollein Meldien D)iscoer'y trill 111/ 'ure eluib ftelt, will ne retfurniishi inh-ls or legh.ss unfoirItnntr with new nai peileen liiiilbs, andl it is in guaiiranitieed tt evin at diozeint tll'- npli I to antray ort i on 10 oul(f ni ticind hmatii skeh toni, will dtevielii such*'eibelir into1 1nu ani is t a)110stedi Iha11t this medseinle w,il l,or tar iaiid cult ivat iois eniletler'i dI db ea I anm blecotme ia mi rvioust, arti iticii ai in ., I lie Gold tohuiim the str'n .n.i Ii - irous. selft.:i-,ii'erl life, frouim which, almoisi unc'luo -mioly. hn It i.s clannioe-, anit gu'r: ni ed. if this imeii eine be uisedI as pr-ceucribr0, andii failthfutll. p ersoe(red~ ini a ren+m iiole hi- imie, i/ aeill p,1 r 2Iilnenl//// iiir. livern c'omi iniut, andI the vat' oIf the liver,inun!tl:h,.-r ,u ,,, 11 i, ns oui (Idioer 1:r.s-inIg lIem poI. isneid or deterjill' aited lbbood. Thbis woniderful medheic n uret all humliore fromi the worist serl t a,1 eloninoni litc'h fe'er sores, Senaly or iugh skin. ini shot, al by3 this laiirful, 11urify. ing and11 invig''rntimi meici-e eat en dti uleersii ra~.di unde tis b~n-iign inilnI- 2. 'el etne:d3y l boirs weaklibunt, scrlti ~of o:ih otith a-oi twigt, .i: -,wi'i ,.c it-tll -. "or ith(ei necki5',''n d hirml'ed . l js 'i ' op in. 'romptly saln po riii a--titiveyare.d andc:i-eue by this veign Itih t Gil ii ienilremedy, it takenll beftlior th last Din.e a reachitied. Forcmci we a ue:-, pitinte of blood,ta- cn 'Iumto'bivoardf nicet-weatg. ndi kith-edt aldye tans, (lin ita toei n r'lIe~'mdy. Fora indi (0 iousnuss," Goden -Il'p d.IIn I: isoveryi heastic eua(, theri ie electi ptrfet id radientU hur o iil i. Toiiill i sufei 'fromi he aint. fwearin desp)bionency, ia in if i:tr o n o I ioni, hi fmll, woalin or 115 chi;d r I5 r'e'f' s oli. Mediien( Dilh-isc loeill Isen ii iat adver,t vi' anhiid it elte, whote sem0 adimiihoi o mtaiiith ; h ex il pre itin te Ion lostcn ofideeilt Th-estp- wii eti lirman enst ie and' the felin onlfre wioll oc more5,' enjtioi ineconnoits'hifllowuus menl( ie, feelin w-ouldetorpintli tiil Iat 'h i nji beini, onlis: flons reali by thseinii i-('rfey hen ihi The olden eiet isey ih n makoe drunkarde ri'th'e o tpiumintr. 1' frht contrary an 'iu foirti unti. it ionesyig rale thversityiheied appet(itea-n, to the usl thetdio, amt timuti ,1 wilat liii 3 ntheery 1isem'rl tonitnsuc bindin him teaghoful od mi ableih ]xisene''wl aia! i oIhei wouiend it lhlifultd to thii nt iihei sens Thtlie aiwhoIl nrorale, pa nt, or frmiet bul,ha ierase thi glomy csalt of ie i' agmwo abou timem, uthojit-'t wh ona lie& ev ud n o lsig i thnihtwoewrd sarye 'is thmininiitt e h nt toeyt - to lisuh etths,mesa....ul.o-e thinge wore soon, as "through a glose darkly." Let no enfferor be discouragcd because he t or she has tiled other medicinos without t I,holit. In act, these are the cases the World's Dispensary Medical Association I particularly desire to reach through their Dr. Pierce's Goldeu Medical Discovery. r When all other medicines fail let fit is be tried, t and no one will be doomed to further disap - pointment. The Golden Medical Discovery is a pre e scription of a physician with a wide-awake reputation and an honorable position to - maintain. It is far beneath the dignity of Dr. Pierce to lend his namno to any vile nos. truam, or catch-poinny preparation, whereby the public may be deceived. Having used his Discovory for many years in his un precedented private practice, he is convinced it is indeed a specille in diseasea mentioned. Desiring this marvelous curo shall bonefit not only those with whom he comes person (illy in contact, but that all mankind may bo embraced in his gruid plan for tho ameliora tion of human sulering, the doctor, through the World's Dispensary Medical Association, earnestly and most confidently recommends his G;iden Medical Discovery to the public at large assured the most skeptical will be thoroughly convinced of its worth by a trial of a single bottle. In stubborn, or long-soated affections, and tyhore the bowels are very costive, the gentle though certain act ion of the Discovery, will be more rapid and satisfactoryby supplment ing Dr. Pierco's Ploasant Purgative Pollets in small daily doses of one or two. These pills (the original and only genuine Little Livor Pills), are purely vetretable, sugar coated, and very small, yet by the peculiar process used in ihoir "reiaration, they pos s(ss tho strength and virtuo of larger and unpalatable pills. Pleasant Purgative Pollets will speedily reimove all ill amnd dis agreeable effects ar'sing from over-eating or drinklig, and are recommendod as a ca that tic at. all times, being perfectly safe, sure imd unat(tended by tho griping pains usually expor'enced in the use of purgatives less carefully prolaredt. Promptly resorted to, these little Pellets will radically cure indi gestion, biliousneoss and Sick-hondache01, thus saving t he patient fronm serious and lingering disorders. Dr. Pierco, the President. of tit, World's Dispensury, and his faculty of t wolve skilled specialists, can be consulted by lotier or in poirson in any case of chronic disease rt.guirinig either medical or surgical treattnm+nt free of chargo. For those desiring mnorn txhx:1nstivO infortation than can be tmparted th'ought correspondee, the tieotor has written a book, called "I'l.e People's Common lnenso Medical Advisor, in Plain English; or, Medicine Simpilied." This work alone is a goodly harvest for an ordinary life, and stamups its author a pro fountd sc"holar and at very remarka hlo nuan. The hook containn nine Lunidrol and twenty two page.+, illustratted with two huilred ail eighly-aix wood cuts and colored platte m and inakes i>lain as a, b, c, anatomy, plhysi olo.y, matteria nmedicn, practice of itnidicine, hygiene, teml poramnutents, psychology, etc. anmid answers in phiiii, easily-to-be-linlea stootd terms all quest.ions that may ari'; with in their range, especially thos ques tions the would-be intuirer is deterred by fo:l', or molesty, from asking tle famlily or other physician. That all may be onalbled to attlauaint thonmsolve:s with mnatter so Vital to healt h, happiness, and success, the prico of this groat work has lccn fixed at one dollar and lifty cen-tts, postpaid by mail to ally ad dros, while sialler and far inferior books, -Iur>orting to cover t.ho samo ground, have sold at live dolhar is a copy. It. Iheing the aimi of the proprietors of the Conuantn ;einso tedical Advist r to reach not. only the atilu t t'ut, but, also thoso illnumoderate, ande ovent sI traitntled, circumstsanc(e-, tIhe prieo of the w tork places it withint the reatch of all. AGRIOULTURE, SAvixO V'a)I'rAnr,u SEEDs - Dr. George ''auber gives the following vatl unblo facts coneerning the "mixing" of plauts aid its eict upon seeds: If there are many varieties of the samo vegetable im It garden it is ipll)Ossiblo to save the sceats of sonmc ini an unmixed s taito. Sweot corn an1( di (l o the squash famnly are qimto sure to "'mix," On the other hnid, pean d 111 bioins rarely cr'oss. 11 'ino saves seeds of anty vege tabie, let it lie of the best. Instead of leavmng 1the last, pea11 on thme Tines for - seeds, set llpart a portion oif at row for1 'seed and let none be Pflcked from it. By ,) propor carLe til <lulity oft a v'egetat>io -may bo imiprov-ed. TIn saving LimaUf h eanis we have for several years selected oiily thos~e with four beansii mi ai pod. As a 'onlseqluenice, the greater innbert' of i.pos in the wahole crotp now have four1 - hennma. The select ion of thle first ripen '2( edtand heat-h)rrmed tolmaltos for seed will hanve a niurked cifect upon future croIps, iaid this is the case with all other.i vegetabiles. If one has aL choice melon he would pr'eser've iin its purity the surm est liltthott is to fertilize a few female flhower's. T1ake a male hlower' ot the same Ikind thlat is slhetding its pollen, remove t the coriollai, to expose thle stanmen'i. Sc leet aL fenmile flower thait is just reaLdy to I openi, but has not been visited by ini -sects; open it, and apply thme stalmeiis to -the plistil 01' ,thalt flower'. Cover the t flowe'rs thius opera'ltedl uponii by ia bit oh imusiin unitil 1-ni frit b'egins to growi. Du. GmxxNr.r, in1 a recent sddress before the V''rniont daiiymeni, conten died that olcomar'garine, if clen and pure1", is not uniwhmolsome. It canm nev erci haivem the ilnot flavor of good but ter', becauise the hughly volatile oils whlich give such butter its aroma 111 wanitig ad lii man ever be added to it-, hut imn all othier respects, lie saLid, the two aioe identical. Bumt unt11il thio olil1m)Orgar'ie . aLkers can sat isfythue puioi that, their protduct is "'clean andIc purei" there will coinitme to be ai naiturLal amid not unjust suicionit of it. Mlost peopie would pi'efer thle very p)otrest butterm to (oleo marilgarinoi made hrm nobody knows whait abom)iina bulO stum11. TH following is Ia specific for the (<inashi bug: TJo one barrel of wamter taImkoI half a bulshl of geood hieunmanuire, 1a1hmi x thoroughuly. Ler. standt, but sim' imvery three~ ori four' diays, and1( keep oler it, is the bietter'. Alu,ly to f-lI v'ines ithl a cosn sprninklr,btut do nmot use too) much it IL timne, as5 it 1s aI1) pIV erful fertilizer. 'Tio which we may atLdd 1.hot1 ai spoonflful of' salfhp2tre to every halt gallou of tech mixtnrom' wil insure Ih li<testruction1 of tihe bugs. (Gardenis have biemn known to bie free fronm peits by the use of sallfpotrie alone, while squmasheds ini neighblot:,ing gan'is, only a flow rodts distanlt, whlere o sallltpictro wams used, wero destroyed by thiemi. liv meanms of time dri'nalge oh hld the variomus chiemical act ions which taiko plaico through tile liction of the atmios phere' on thme surf'aco soil are carried downi to ai greamter or less extemit inito time siusoil, t(ur as tho water level ms lowered the air' enters from aLbove to fill the cavit.ies in the soil. ily di'auinage, also, the deputh to whlich roots will pen (etrate~ is imeeised, for roots wdil not - grow ini the absenuce of' oxygeni, and rot as 800on asi they reach ai permanent wa ter level. TiEnaro miany farmers wh'lo have . extram good but ter cows and do not knowv it. They have poor pastur'es in summer and imo shelter arnd indifferenmt feed in winter, in the house they have no cou vemnoe for niakimng butter; flhe milk is set where there aro no0 arrangements for keepimng it cc ,J in summer, and ini ,the hiving room, exposed to the odors of the kitchmen, inm winterm, amnd neither tIhe quantity nor thme quality or' any in.. DOMETIC, TAKING COLD.--Tho Peri8copo says, "When a person begins to shiver, the at blood is receding from the surfaee; con- on gestion, to a greater or less extent, has at taken place, and the patient has already ol taken cold, to be followed by a fever, o inflammation of tho lungs, neuralgia, o rheumatism, etc. All these evils can be avoided and the cold expelled by s.] walking'or in some exercise that will produce a prompt and dtceidod reaction e in the system. The exorcise should be suffiloient to produco perspiration. if you are so situated that you can get a m glass of hot water to drink, it will ma- tli terially ait the perspiration, and in di every way assist nature in her efforts to oi remove the cold. This course followed, cc your cold is at an end, and whatever disease it would ultimate in is avoided; e your sulrerings are prevented and your , doctor's bill saved." in AN APPROVED REMEDY-3ased upon the theory that the food that contains the o largest amount of carbon or heat, is the s most offectual in cases of lung diseases, th in order that the supply of vitality shall at be kept up beyond the point that the ' internal lover exhausts it, a Western physiclan has promulgated a remedy for consumption which in most of its C component parts is not only familiar eli but seoms to be in favor even among ne those who are not all'etect by any dis- tl, ease, nave a chronic condition of thirst. ps This prescription is Fimply one-half re pound of beefsteak; one draohm of pul vorzed charcoal; four ounces of sugar; four ounces of rye whiskey and a pint of hot water. Taking the last three ht articles and, on the Irish plan for miak- re ing punch, reducing the amount of %fa- by ter, it is a medicine that has been taken Tl for years and certainly by frequent use, to has a highly oxcitant effect, as TiE VALUE o' Sou.-The Now York Timcs says there are hundreds of fami lies in comfortable circumstances who never have soup at dinner (which with out soup is always a failure), unless it an be a sort of ragout, the product of what ha farners call a boiled dinner. They are not aware how easy it is to prepare or dinary soup, and how cheap it is too. ms It can be inado of almost anything, and a pot of 'water pliced on the stove may be the recipient of divers oddtis and ends we of meat and vegetables to execilent ad- 10 vantage. After these have been boiled ye a tew hours there will be found in the & put a very good soup, wholesome, nour islhiug, aippetizing, and its cost will be nominal. It the experiment were tried, of many families would be surprised and Ti pleased at the result. They would have inl a much better dinner for almost nothing wi than taey have hitherto had any idea of, bu uid once accustomed to soup they could wt not be persuaded to relinquish it. A simple soup benelits at once health, Sc appetite ant the purse. n POT CLoSET.-Almost all old-fash- no ioned New England housekeepers re serve the httle oloset under the sink for pots and kettles for no apparent reason , except that it is the most inconvenient ia place to put theni, and that it is impos- 'Y" bible to'lift them from their hiding pince without some trouble, What is needed , aniong housekeepers is an enterprising 111. . herelic, with no respect for tradlitions, "' who will nmke her husband put up a i sh1(1f in the pantry about two feot from the floor, and will keep her kettles on that, TIhe sugar bucket atnttiimolasse5 jug could bo kept luderneath it, the Irymng-pans could lbe piled upon01 it in a 11 nest, and,( the phots and kett.les could li stand on it ready to be swung out at at M steoci's notice. Moreover, they wvould or be sweeter and1( cleaner for bieing exp)osed mn to thei air in this way, and the little clos- of et could beoreserved for the stove brush- thi 3onE 'TmtoATs,-As thre cool inorninga .r and evenings are coming on' apace, ot there will be a great niany complaints, among the little p)eoplo especially, of sore throat, My little sister .Flora clpent three weeks with me recently, aind wlel ' here had a slight sure throat for which 1 mixed a hew sp)oonfuls of' v'inegatr withi enough watter to make it weak enough to to be s wallowed, addiniga "'bit"' of alum,* a "pinch'' ol salt and a '"dust" of pep3-ibs per, A It houigh she is usually averse to b.) medlicine, she took this eagerly, asking tor it wh'aiover she thought of it. The iigred ients are atlways it hand, it is easily nixed, pailataible, sale and sim-y p)1e, iand will usually prove all I hat is I needed in sore throat, frm a cold, t To H3TAIl(cH COLLT,Js AND CUFFs.- li Ihoor wax or spermaceti, which cau be 9 procured in aniy drug store, and mix ii with cold water; then pour boiling wai- " ter in it until it is thick enough; boil aa few inuteA, thou rub the starch good into the collirs, thlen let thlem dry; then ia hew hours before you are ready to C ironi, lake a teiaspoonful of starch, (lie- f,i solve it in cold wuater, about a ipint, then et dip the collars in it and wring out; roil ti' in a day cloth, and when you get ready ni to ironi, do not have the iron too hot, ei ant iron perf ectly dliy. St To Sn PNos tlf,E,iui.-Tiake brown paper and fobl it one-piart or of atn inch he wide and one andh one-hiatt inches long, at three or four ply thick, and phraee this hi Onl th li)upper gums. Hfold it there fir m wih youri uipper lip. Now hol upright of the arnm, hiandu aoini iger's, thait are on f the bleeding side, and p,ress the bleed ig niostril with the other hitnd, 'hold to the arm straight up, close to the~ heitd, y atnd the bleetting will stop in one or two mninuttes. if you are mu)ich addictet to bleeding, you had better rot partake of sweet nulk. CI Pi 10Ioi,Tis IN LOT)r.---A bout, thie end of I( Octobar put, theo phints rather firnily in a six or seven inch pois, using any goodl 1 giardeni soil, thoroughly w at( ring when It inowly potted, iind partially slarling for Li aL few daiys. if not li(propely watered tihe leaves will become yellow and the flowers fnil to attin lull size. K(ept exposed to the suii, with a cool temnper iaturo at, night, they will flower well,. h RiAr PosioN.-Thme lernma extirpa to rats by turnishing thieim with eaikes gi maido of -two parts1 sqiuills iand thiroe fi parts chmopped bacon, ad meal eniough to make a stI ff mass. TIhe rats go away, as5 aniy ianiiial of laato naiturailly wvi otldui it providhed with such a meal. To cleani stair rods, uso0 wooloIu cloth in wet with wateir and1( dijpped ini sifted dic coal ashes; ailterwiards rui. with a dry ho cloth. I< FREsH cream is the best cure for sun burn, It draws the fire, soothes and gc heals. A mIT of sand paper iin the house will to keep needles sharp iand save annoyance. WI ONION juice will instantly allay the tm pain of mosqnito bits. . m tUMOiSOU8. Tals is the seanon when hets ran mad d will not he comforted unless they n hide Away somewhere and sit day d night of a wooden nest egg or an 1 door kzIob. I3everal men were dis asing thi qnestion in a grocery store e evening recently, A man who owns large flool of 1)orklngs remarked: . ot even an act of Congress can break a setfin' hen." "Ever tried jammhi' n under a l,arrel, and pourin' water 'em?" demanded the man on the ou r barrel, "Yes," said the Dorking an, "I've poured water on 'em 'till ey grow .webfooted, like a blamed tok and afterwards found 'em in an ii coal hole sittin' away on lumps o al." "Tie a red rag round one wing," id a man who was eating cheese and aickers. "That'll fix 'em." "Might's All offer 'em a chromo," said the Dork g man. "I tied a whole red woolen it on one last spring, and dog my t if she didn't make a nest of it and t three weeks on the buttons '' Then 0 grocer said it was time to close up id each man girded up his loins and )wly filed out. By contracting a severe Cough and tit, I was compelled to give up 'my ai'y work and keep to the house. A ighbor recommended me to try a bot of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup; It was 'ocured and 'used; to my astonishment lief was instantaneous. EDw. W. CLAYTON, Waverly, Md. "AnnESTED for carrying a pistol, was ?" asked a Magistrate of an officer, rerring to a gentleman who had just en arraigned. "Let's see the pistol." he weapon was produced and handed the Judge, who examined it and ked: "Where did you get it?" "Bought it at a hardware store." "What did it cost ?" "Fifteen dollars." "Fine implement. How'll you swop?" d the Judge drew out a pistol and uded it to the prisoner. "Take $10 to boot." "All right. I'll flue you $1P. That ikes us even." Ciiii"rsT FASifoN AJAOAZINE in the w>d, 120 large pages, 4 pages new music, 00 engravings each issue. 80 cents per ar; single copies 15 cents. STRAWBRIDGB CLOTmIER, 8th & Market Ste., Phila. Tur parents have taken the youngest their three daughters to the theatre. icy had had their doubts about tak one of the elder ones, for the play a rather of the "naturalistic" kind; t as for the youngest, poor child, she nild never see anything wrong in it. U one of the most "naturalistic" mee the little mhid observep with all imaginable gravity: "You were quite right, ma I It would verhave done to let the girls see it !" Ti COnflict of taet Reeen. ween disease and' ihenlth is often brief and fatal. i- hetter to be providled with cheap and simpelo uedle i for such commison disordera as couglhs, coldei, thau to run the ri'k of e-ontracting a fatal diseaso ough neloct- i)r. Win. Hlall's nalsam is a sure and e r,"u<y for all liseses of the luhgs andi cheat. if et'i it let' i It Is cert:ti to enre, iuiid ay save you in, thi:it terrible dinase,' Consimiption. It has been 'wn iti userd for muriy years Ini Am:rica, and it is i-xaitre tion to cay that It is theo best remetty In the ril<i forought.Iec. Ask for D)r. win. Hall's Unl. il. .zorm li u,igs. amnd take no other. Sold by all uggobn. IT takes an Irishman to turn a comn ment. When he saw ,Tones after ving mot-the Jatter with Mrs. J., rat -Fiaherty said: "Ye are mooch young than your wife, surr." Presently lhe .; the wife and remarked: "The idea tich a young woman marrying Mis er Jones !" The next (lay lie met them gethecr, but he wasn't at a loss for trnley. "Och.," lie exclaimed, "ye a both of yez too young for each icr." Pure cod lhver oil, from selected livers, the scashore, by Caawell, Hlazard & Co., Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa mnts who have once taken it prefer it to others. Physicians declare it superior all other oils. Chapped hands, face, pImples and rough 1.n cured by using Juniper Boap, madec (Jaswell. Hazard & Co.. New York. AN Austin justice found a negro gnil of assault, and addressed him as fol ws: "I ahall either fine you ten (dol .s aunc. costs, or send you to jail for idays." "For goodness sake, .your nor," exclaimed the young lawyer in wtas tle prisoner's attorney, "don't jpose a 1line on the man. Just send in to jail. Don't rob him of his mon .I've not get my fee from him yet, d1 it's almost rent day." impounld is a most valuable medicine r lallies of all ages who may be affict with any form of disease peculiar to e sex. 11cr remedies are not only put ill hquiid trmse but in Pills and Loz ges in which forms they are securely nt, through the mails. X., A wrran fellow, has a charming >ime, lbut the life out doors is so agree. Io that ho is rarely to be found at his In despair of ever meeting him one his numerous creditors sent him the I lowing: "DEAuR Sin-I respectfully invite you pass Friday evening at your house. )urs, eto." Is your hialrfalhng ont- or scalp discas I? Unrbolir.e, a dleodlorized ex tract ot troleuim, as now Improved and per ctedl, Is juset the article you need. Buy bottle, and, like thousands who are ing It all over the laad, you witl value as the choicest of all toilet prepara Ins. "SEOfE'Ts of th'i confessional: "Is it a sin," asks a fashionable lady her spiritual direitor, "for mieto feel easure uhlen a gentleman saya; I an mudsomno?" "It is, my daughter," ho replijes avely; "we should never delight ir laoiiood I" -"Rough on itata."' ?ioars ont rats, mIce, roaches, fliesa, ants, becO ga, sk unks, chipiun'ks, gophiers. 150. Drugglsta "So MIRAN to tell me," she said, plead. gly, 'i.bat you wouldni't give a fifty liar bill for this beautiful duck of a monet?" "I do just that, decidedly," replied. "Why, so, Archibald?" 3%eauise the fifty dollar bill is the big at." TEAcunn-"If two boys should find a apples under a tree, how many muld cacti boy have ?" Bright scholar "'That would depend upon whether s one that could lick was apple-hun A SPONovlBATf is considered a yer flue thing. We know a young man i a boarding-house this side of $1ig Bridge who recently, at the advice of friend, went out and purchased a spong about the size of a plug-hat and hung i up on his door. The next morning b took his first and last sponge-bath. Thi is the reason it was his last: As he al plied the sponge pretty.hard, he fance on the first rub, that he -was sittin down upon two miles of hornet's stini covered with red pepper. And this the reason the sponge . felt so: The a ternoon before, the landlady went u stairs and used that sponge to wash ti dog, and the dog had just been out in back lot rolling on a pile of gravel at broken glass. Frnanr Xse Grease. One grearing Jnsyt- two weeks; all others tw or three days. Do not be mposed on by bt humbng stuffof:re'J. sekyour dealer forFri zer a,with label on, 8ave your Mpjaber.s 3 o t too. It r cetvedjirdt-tltedat at the Oentes nial and Paris Exposittons. Bold everywhere "DEAnasi, sweetest, what is It? Ai you sick? What ails my precious pet', and the young husband bent tender] over the graceful form of his blushin bride, "Oh, Adolphus Edward, it's t< dreadful for anything." "Bad news from home ?" "Worse, worse? Oh, what shall do?" "Tell your own darling hubby." "It's that awful Selina Tarbo: she's-" "She's what, my precious ?" "She's got a bonnet trimmed exact] like mine and to-morrow's Sunday 1" Then the afflicted beauty buried hI face in her husbadd's breast and trickle her pearly tears all over his $3 shirt. Emory's Little Cathartic Pill-bei made for Liver Complaint and Billousnesi Tasteless, hartnless, infallible. 15c. Tim latest story is that of a man wh can heat a bucket of water in ten mir utes by just sticking his nose into it That's easily accounted for-his nos has got a boil on it. AN English agriculturist announeE as the result of careful experiment an, observation, the conclusion that wher corn is drilled from east to west th yield is much larger than when drille< from north to south, as in the forme case the sun can shine down the rows whereas in the latter case each rot makes a kind of wall' which shades th next row. There is so much commoi sense in this that many will wonder wh they did not think of it before. Mother Swan's Worm syrup. infallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for Ie verislness, restlessness, worms. constipation. 26e To PnOTEoT FAMu ToOLS.-An excel lent preparation for the preservation o the iron work of farm implements, ma be made by the slow melting togethe of six or eight parts of lard to one c resin, stirring till cool. This remain semi-fluid, always ready for use, tho re sin preventing rancidity, and supplyin, an air-tight filn. Rubbed on a brigh surface ever so thinly it protects a>l presei ves the polish most effectually. Giastrline. O ASTrixNi x houi( bo taken before or afte meals to insure perfect assimilatin of food GA STiN~ E is In liquid form. By all druggist THE CULTrVATION OF CELERY.--Dwal celery should alwuys be planted on th' level surface of the ground. The larg varieties may be grown in shallow trex ches from four to six inches below tb surface. Better success will be attained and with less labor, by sowing the see where the celery is to be grown, tha: by isowing in a seed-bed and tranaplani ing the plants to shallow drills or trert ches. The benefits arising from th: method of culture are numerous. Use St. Patrick's Salve, and lean its gre: value. One trial convinces. A nESIDENT of Oil Creek warnsi frun growers against using petroleum on fin: trees and shrubs.It kills all trees aroun where it is pumped,he says,and a neigl boring orchard painted with it oar) one spring showed a handsome bar and fine fruit that year, but decline afterward. Ladles and chiluren 's boots and sho< cannot run over if Lyon's Patent He 8iffeners are used. CARnOLic acid of ammonia, in t11 foot-bath, will oure perspiration of th feet, The quick, complete cure,al' annoylng Kidne: Bladder andi Urinary iset.9o1. Druggist. IT is not strange that many great pc iticians have been enthusiastic fishe: men. Not so much that they take pleal urc in pulling strings. BB sgr 3 f3B What the great restorative. Hostetter's Stomne Hlitters, w'Ill do, must be gathered from what it hi done. 11 has effected radical cures in thousand of oases of .;yspepsia, billous disorders, mntermui tent fever, no, Yous affections, general debult constIplation, sick headache, mental despondeno and the peculiar complainta and disabilli i Which the feeble are so subject. For Bal e y allugs,. andal'ners. ..ner... lSEiVRAL of ou exhanges are devot a ing considerable epaod to the importance a of "cooking girls." It's no use. We a don't want then cooked. -The raw damt e eel is good enough. it la WOMAN CAN HEALTH WO d g 8 PATHIZE WITH IS THE HOPE d i[ WOMAN. THE RACE Ie a f-~ 0 d ig ... Iy . rr s lg o L,YDIA E. P1NKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. I A Suro Cure for all FEMALE WEAK. NESSES, Including Leucorrhea, Ir. regular and Painful Dienstruation, Infulaunation and Ulceration of tlao Womb, Flooding, PRtO. LAPSUS UTERI, & e. tPIleasant to the taste, eficacious and immediate in its effect. It is a great help in pregnancy, and ro livoes pain during labor and at rcgular periods. PlYSICIANs USE IT AND PRESCRIBE IT FREELY. ,d WFoIL AM. WEAKNRSEs of the genorativo orjeanr of either sex, it is second to no remedy that han erc been before tho public; and for all diseases of tha KIDNEYs it is tho Go-catest Remedy in the I) orld. it 3"'KIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Rplief in Its Use. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S BLOOD PURIFIER will eradicate evor vestige of Humaors from the 0 Blood, at the samae t-ime will give tone and strength to thesystem. Asmarvellousin resultsastheCoinpound. trBoth the Compound and Blood Purificr aro ,re. pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. e Prico of either, St. Six bottles for $5. The Compound is sent by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $t per box for either. IKrs. Pinkham freely answerf, all letters of Inquiry. Encloso3cent stamp. Sond for pamphlet.. Mention this Ptaper. ItLvDnA E. Pr-Ira.'s Lrvn Pr.s euro Constipa t lion. Bilouynesu and Torpidity of thu Liver. 2 conte. e JG-Sold by all l)ruoulmta.*iI .8), r Vital Questlons I I P Ask the most eminent physielan Of any school, what is the best thing in the world for quieting aad allaying all irri u tation of the nerves and curing all forms V of nervous complaints, giving natural, childlike retreshing sleep always? And they will tell yoi unhesitatingly "Some form of Hops I" OIIAPTRn I. Ask any or all of the most eminent phy sicians: f "What is the best and only remcdy that can be relied on to cure all diseases of the Y kidneys and urinary organs; such as Brights r disease, diabetes, retention or inability to retain urine, and all t,he diseases and all. s ments peculiar to Women" - "And they will tell you explicitly and i emphatically "Buchu." t Ask the same physicians "What is the nost reliaile and surest cure for all liver diseases or dyspensia, coli stipation, indigestion, biliousness, mnalarial rfever,ague, & et."and they will tell you: S Hence, when these remedies are com bined wIth others equally valuable j And compounded into Hlop Bitters, such a wonderful and miysterious cturative pow e er is developed which is so varied in its operations that no disease or ill health can e possibly exist or resist its power,andl yet it is harmless for the most frail woman, jweakest invalid or smallest child to use. 1i OHAPTEiR'II. "Patients. "Almnost dead or nearly dyinga -For years, and given up by physicians s ot Bright's andother kidno y diseases, liver comnplaints, severe coughs called consump tion, have been cured. t Wornen gone nearly 'crazy I From agony of neur.ilgia, nervousness wakeftal neats nud various tiseassea pecal air to womoataa. People draiwn out of shape froan eruciating partes of ithaeuamattai;. it Inflaanmatory andi chronic, or auffering fromn t- SaLt, rheumaj, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, indiges 7 ion, ant i li f act ilmost all tilseasca fraal YNaataare isheir to k Ilave laeen curedl by iiop Biters, proof of wihich d can hie rountd in every neighbornoodi in tihe kinown world. ...........ure relief KIDDER'8 PA8TILLE8'**c*aca.SIIA r] sto hao n, hines. $72 A WEEK. 42 adtay at hromooasily made. Costiy MEor::hlane IEatbi t4,a. ed ini 10 timer ancd the publshar by stating that ,tley s:6w the_ advertisemessa si| tais i6iiF-eakma lness Ps5asser. r $150,000 6!' TIIE P1iTATA, FAfiiMEil, OF PIILADE1 touandIa thre isa a geaaeral desire aopn ; arms an 1rne nF iay o.oata an inaprov Far ra wei kn atnaaaas. ame Steel-PliatI Engrn aangs-sup,erb reracin ale p ra. a of thec pa.>er ;-anat wna we gave,nad ti . i was [ ~t> la ' ara cE Iorsaat na I er f b lts charaacter and uatalC aniona are of alt Iiaa. bet,and Saubscr *, i oa at a raaa iu a c St..e i Il.aat I ravaaa ubcrib OOGOOD crcrnsan.a Th en'aies are suI thaatr. t Tssio an the Farms. Saubscribea for alhe "'l C IRCcI.I FAMai 5:.aar rc i andth aarreana naaaaaier afth la RM IR l crpo nais athec pae coananued fr one year. As a.oa orilen dass fromeate,. we will award ano eaa.ha of aheaan ap sci n ai s i Cr will have a f ar an< it< ja. ainr raaii Ia, a a as givea n wy. Thae e Faraas and ne.ras a-re inateatled entirely ratuatous aapn oar pat,- au Is inteaandla biy us as va l ble 1 na as as will Ide a aa < sa cu I n e ii e _ TICA . FAl-R MlR. l-av nag nmade upi ouar minda toI secuare,at any cosa.h largrsest circualain of aty AgricualtuaraI Paper an liae w.riai, we hanve resolvedi In rego n i arnaa na re uar Saualte r lle the paresena ana fuature large circualationa. A .amaple Paper contlaininag adescrilation of thei nrvinags andl a ar is, nrar.s willh al aascripaoa .1 ab l i tlae rve. pa er cotrita f rSi n l s ina awaIl ietegte-po h Calb a saabscripa on tar haimaself scr al,atnotan one of thae Farms. For so subascribers an I and$5. thrr sub.crpliaaas -n ta osubls ribers, fouar ct srton;fo40saabsaribaers anda o, six extra sublscripations sublscrib,ers anti $ano. we wvii give eightl extra saubscripains th te-pof the Claab decsares. Hach of whomnn will taye n aae svum iw ,0 sr Remmbe ouap ru e a Fariat waorah $3.000 or San a hae en oeal wal lia nin Trt ConanSubs Address PRACTICALFA9 500MEN, WOMEN AND CHILD yeaarself. neighblor, or parenti, a fine Farmn 0 a, " 1 31MSFID1 J.- uWo.wlll mail ~Wthe Philo4de" wwuu ARgMl 0biaWeek1yTaiBsu 4ud . FAnMMIi, overy week forthreeowhole months, on trial, to any addrella, on re. cerpt of only 12 cents in tamp to pay post. ago on 12consecutive numbers, Dublished Wreekly, or for twenty flive cords, silver or stampy. we will mail theTRiBUNE & FAR. MRR every Week for 6 sending uis clb ol four twenty five cent subsoriptions,wo will send a sample of 81. ver-plated ware eremiums, choice of Butter Knife Bug opoon, elton" PeIIUN nci 'AM , hon. .rable, lgoods, -aicly frt-class Da ttnality Regular .*'0 a year. Established 12 yearl._ 'atures. original articles. r 1o, to fandce store o ey in one month than you ver did before. 10w to Make thre Fartss Pay li,ow FarAt. erAs are Swindled by bogus Commission berchauts, h orse and stold auctions, etc. D. D T. MOORE, . Founder and for twenty-lvo years editor of 8foore's Rural Netu-tsurker is tho A icultural Editor of the TRIBNE and FARMER, and con dlucts the best and liveliest Agriculural Depart ment to be found in any weekly newspaper in this couantry. Special writers on Smnall Fruitn Carket Gardening, ortoultural Matters, ooi cultural Machinery, with a list of Agricul ural Enventions wcokly, P'hiladelphia Market Reports, Answers to Correspondents, &c., &c., Half dozeoi 4partrlettdd Stories every wea l, H oAuse. Ihold -3egaarttttenlt, whole page ever iweek. Original letters from lady readors on all household topies. IRegular Correspondents Auttst Addie,A><znt Eava,"'4Mayielle.' and a dozen others. Fealacy Worin, Fast. Drmnlots. EHow to Entertsa Compansy, Care of Chtildren, Doctor's Advice, and Cooking Rtecipes, worth double sublscription price, Youth'. Deatun, Stories, Puzzles, and Homno Amnse ments, 11ose icinnter's H[umnorous Letters Detective Sketetes, and Answers tc Correspondets. No Sensational trash. Addrea4 H. K. CI}R'I'IS & CO., i'nhs, l'IIILADIILPIIA, PA CI,ti,l n a che: p by the hundred nab th inillion. encd 5 fora:iples or price ist. TlE") VII.. JI.iAE trOslE t 40.. sIritlgecport. C'onu, ____ per cent proit Lady and'ent Agents wanted. rU anplo by n al, 2u Agents' Novelty Co., FA utl ngtonl, lit. T E SUN Is the People's Newspaper. ''hern is no nystery ahouct its loves and hates. It is for Lie hoto't narn agailnnt the rognea every time. It li for tho hnocest Demnocrat as against the dishono t Ito. p bl.'can, uad for the honest lieputolican as against the dlh+honest )eioet'at. Subsription : DAILY (4 pages), by noll. lllc. a lnenth, or 80.60 a year; SUNDAY tM Ipagoes), $1.20 per year; w'i}tKI.Y (8 pages), 81.00 por year. 1. W. ENGLAND, Publisher, Now York City. D oend11'or tht "Health Helper" FREE "*" a "aig !'efect Health. I.lliox104 Bull o,N.Y. $65 d TEACHERS Light Budiness in your county. Address, P. W. ZIEGLE I& CO., 915 Arch St., Philadelphia, RUPTU E - s nbumbsuaya d yte illetse Hba r4at eaebn u rvan Qotuaal e at H,ci, Mbe as the mo eoafla metaw (ham.N of or. J. IL MATES. Ma o4l, , .3l Arch Simi.t, Pblladelphlei, Pr, A4.I.aM IMA4 e(ampR h taaalsaof patias " .ad b noob ,Q,. Re se House Reading Pa; Hersehey House Custer House, Fort Wayne, Ind.; Ion1no ote AtEltI ,I'IO LADIES of good address to aell STANDtdetD LAUN WAt5NVTEDD5V AX, r'hogoode are l'Ilt,1'-Cf,ASS. ('HEAP, and s""i readily. For 1 artie,laers addres.4 I , IS I1. P0AANE, Room 14, Standard Block, Clevclnnd. Ohlo. YOUNG EN RJ yu wat to b(conle I . guarantc:cd eiipaoymnent, a.ldres 1'. W. iE i W A..a.O. "THE BEST 18 CHEAPEST." """-T H RESH ERS""s. HorsPowes ClverHullers (8uited toali sectlona.) Write forFVAEEIlus.Ptne Ane andPries. to The Aultman ak Taylor Co., hlansfleld. OhIo. Conmmtionan eured U FORL TIHE f LUNGS.DRLA Cre o unin, holfa neumon i Is Zlamne, Anth fiuraCs Who'oi l, Canals ast all isennen ofj~ a rnhn Organa. It soothen mne he ath he Meanbrane of the I,ungs infanted and posonced by the disean',?urottprevestnt the n i hI Weats nutal tilhtu,nens across lico chesat w tnecorni,auy /MA ll ,Aa Incurae you,1 eveny thuI rf',eun aid fia.li. 11CUREIS WHERE ALL ELFIL, BetCuhSyrup. Tastea good.* Use in time. Sold by druggista.* * 0 A.4NMWAIT-Ils for tile Best and Frastest. selling Pictorial iBooks and Bibles. ceo re. Scet:i per cotnt. N ATIONAL PUn Co.. Phi da.. Pa. P.B C COLAIA BUSINEHS COLLEGEj~ Iiie Near LN. l J.-At fortalnernoli) e blo(oiy'8 s N:w T1AILonI Sysat i of. 1)u.e(UTTISO. D . MAoody &Co.,31W ~. lth,c(in. & Sure Lure mor Iilopwy ~or Fits in 24 hours. Free it, 1poior. Da. KnaUsE. M44Areoina t.. Sit. Louis. 31o 1 OUNG .MEN car 'tELEonAPHtYlcore anid Crrniianre free. VA L'.'IN i ~. snosviio,tn. VEN AWAY! PIJIA from an intimate acquaintance with its readers, has ,wn r,ta treal estae m an han carefacly selectc be crit Ve also offer, in conn,ec tlonithi the Farmi property, as Pre. fthen works of the greiatest mastes. These are alone worthc r I rerlcnlt t itan a nuan. I iir rAI 1arm we are rnacn lIde't Agricu,ltural. l,iter.ary andh Famity Journals plshalded s eltrZroma our lasts. It h,as a6 pages, publishecti L.ocatedInatheoStates s 3I ACRES ot Kansas, MIssouri,ANsa WORTH Dakota, aggregatingO g * Ss are ali an goenndhite ion a are in z ad worrth from ide&o t( $ao.noo each. Thle F'arns wil Iihe Ig sIOhElEt 01 J InNAT ~ar atre was har lis are jaust as gorad. a wall produace as muchd undler lke it.gi Ia aeaiately aaton rocr aing 1 u c ata lo are Ill"e maaaiaed to the senater, his name entered uapon eour suaa. 1 as we have .o.nto new St' -ribaers rn l5teredI on our baooks n ..i ag'e 'itng no a1 ,e 5ta,,.i sche a mnne ha t tcr Preiuaas aaatil alt rhe are 5 o.owrt tof oert a lin ao aiavidinag with our Subascribiers the poisof the WHO WILL RECEIVE THE 10,000 FARM? 4 name and Iynur friendIs naames may lbe among the first series ts it>mI the firt 2o0.0o wortha ofl proporty wIll b e awiad Pe is f t , wi io saa siri>ers ant sent ,t we PR E E whi iwill Ive hi a ata right with otheor stat 40 ae wlgve twt e urptiaos t or u mubsritbera tr subscriptn fr3 subscraibers anal $7, fivec extra suh.a r 45 sbsc riers.,sevnetra saabscripttons t andi for 5n ao ea su nrton carn Ie sent to any one to whloma an e tctulal totuity iato obtain one of the Fiaram. Ba m. I.ei evry reader taf thits aavertisement send at ICe(t re antIw a tvetrilte atc ja .000 worth of paroperty at once. rersr tae Iedsh aid Alstracts of Title to ali thle Farmsy RIMER, P'alladelpl Pa.