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G.M.PD. A Medley, a Mitery. a Mar"el and TITr STo or A DaNAM. Get money honestly if you can, but get money," was a foolish father's advice to his son. Got money, if you can honestly, makes but. a slight alteration in the order of the words, but varies the sentinout eon. siderably. There is no harm in making monoy. It answeroth all things. Used rightly it is a powor for good, and there is money enough in the world to form a lover by which the mass of humanity could be lift od,to a certain extent out of its depths of sorrow and despair. Money we must have for money makes the mare go. Some can make money who have no faculty for saving. Would you save you must know how to deny those who would borrow and never repay, as well asthosewho bog simply because they are too lazy to work. There are non who never want to see you oxcept to ask the favor of a loan. They will ask for just one word with youl and that one word is sure to be money. An impecunious follow mot a rich acquaint aice, and not liking to ask dii eAtly for a loan, said, "Friend Smith if you had ten dollars in your pooket, and I was to ask you for the loan of fAvo, how many would romain in your pockot?" "Ton dollars, to be sure," replied the rich man, without a moment's hesitation. He had gumption, and know too much to part with his money by any such rule of subtraction. Ol, I see, said the impecunious man thus rebufel. He was able to owe.' He was one of the Micawbor sort-always waiting for something to turn up. How like some people who aro sick. They think to got well by letting diseaso take caro of itself. But iso-ises do not heal themselves, and too Into their victims full often find this out to their sorrow as doath seizes upon them. Had they boon wise in time they might have added many years to their lonso of life. The ouro was nigh thon, as it is nigh to all who read this medley. Those paragraphs tell the story, as it patient perusal will prove. Those who have keen insight and can read betwoon the lin-bs may solve the conundrum the soon. or for it, but ut pon all, light will dawn ore they road the final word of our story. Light will dawn wo said and so It will, light of hopo ai help. ight is what a certain individual wanted. Mr. Jones we will call him. Ho was very sick. Consuip tion had fistoned its fangs upon him. lie had long noglected catarrh, and laughed at the iden of taking anything for it when ad \vised to (o so. and so wont from bad to t prso. is lungs hecano disonsod, a hack in,, churchyard cough racked him almost to pie%os, and Ie was fast wasting away. A miort\ shadow of his former solf, lio sireoly slept Vit all at night, or slept only to dream horriqle dieans. Talk of nightimaro! A whoh circus (roupo, horses aind aill, seemed to ma14, his bed the arona of their wild por .ormalicos. In this case money did not nake lho inaro go, for he sponit a (lea of inoie. on doctors and physics aind wias iothii g bottered. Ho ato little, and was Iast ; oing down to an untimely gravo, leav ing ha1s wifo a widow ind his four bright chilu en orphftans, when, lo! on one eventful night lie dromod for once a bright and )1i11- dreaim, which our noxt paragraph will reOn oith, the black-visigod monster, had , itil then stared hin in the face, but, ilie dreami brought him ho so. lIlo saw a bright, % hito-robed angel in his dreai, who said, "I coino to bring you g4jud news. Hero is your curo-sn ur, safo, harmless, prompt and roliablo. Got well an seek to take lialth thereby to others. 11olhold the enrol", With these words the anigOl wis gonle, but ero the trail of light which followed hintm had vanished the dreamer saw ghttering iII the light three goldenl letfers-G. M. ). ''What Canl it Imoani?" hle said to hlimself, as lie awoko fromi his sluilhor. "I have had a Good Many Droams bieforo, but iiover such ias this." 8tartled and surrised ho aroisod his wife aind to her related his visioi. Alas, she could niot solve the problom. toimoi hering aill tl. medical advice, niid lio h3'sie and tho exeiso involved since her husbiiC heenme sick, she expressed the hope thit the letters wero tiot, intonded to suggost that a Good MAnmy Doetors muist yet bo contsiilted in additionl to all that had honm interviowe1d. Het groniled in reply aid reimarked that, if Ito had to consuilt iany1k miore there would have to lie a Gokd Mine D)iscovered uin order to pay E'very day for a wteek ho and( his faithIfuil spouse seoireboed (diligenttly for a key to the p,roblem. Ini the dlictioinary, in such new'papeors as they hiappenued to have ini books, oni placards on tIhe walls--evenrywfmero they msogt-hiopinug to find a clew. Lo.t tons stanid for wernis, and they hoped to light uponil the words thtat should suggest the euro. TJhey Grieved Manmy Daiys over the(ir lack of good luck, its Ihey samid, and the Good Man Drneamed againt andt iagain, but saw no more anigels. .1l0pe deferred mankethm the heart sick. "Oh, )thaItii thli anigol hmd Guided Mo De,finit ely and Given More I )irections," lie oxeliiiod, agaiin and aigain. Nearly two weeks hadl (ilaphs(d since the~ itighit of the Great Myseiius 1)reami, whoa there camoe to u lie house a 'amphlltf. Tiredl whith his exhaustinug otileo work, which lie still piursuied, detetrimininig if p ossilo to (lie in the htarn'iess, Joe wails abouii ,)t to throw thme paimplhilt. in the fire wh'len sonoielng prmmpte'd him to examine it. Siurely, thomught he, hore enin be nlotitinig thait will P'iee' t his (Gloonm Most D)istrossing, or (livo Me, D ishearnteied, any rolief. Poor imn, hei hiiad woiked lettem's iover ini his jumid, iad niade so nmniuy cmb inatiions with thbenm, tthat they occurred in amlmost every seint(ence he utfo ed. 'I hoy outlered evenci mto htis pray ers. hleaven Granit. Mo t)elivornce, lie would say, mior let diisensos Grind Mo D own, anmd so fort h, aid injin fluem, ad a mtile or two Moneitaly tortured( aind suff'erinmg ini evers flir of' hai-a body, what wondol(r thait he roadi pango aftier iauge of the pamphilei(t. it was a wourk on d1isea a's, anmd ini the muoirbidl stale aof his iniiid its coinotfs sooiumed to snuit huitn. It spioke of alimost oveory dlisonst flhat tiesh is hir to, 1but oh, joy! as lhe r.amd, a Glinal so M\ost Dealitehit ful of light stole ini upon him i. "Eurekad tu reka!"' he cried. "W ~'i fe, 1 htiivo it, I have it."' E'ver'ybody in the homuso heard him cry Eureka, and rushed to the room to htear w~hat he hiad found. All expiected to see somot Grat Mlirace Donto, and thien caite the ox planuaition. iSiilo, of course, lbut whly haud lie niot th ougt oif it hiofore'? O'h, wIat a rev olaftion! Hlero wais hopo for him and for all 'onslumittives. lI ere, hiopo foir sutforing frieiad.- andl neighborts. Thait nighit i hoe c'ouldl sleep, hbut wheni hae dial, lie agmain saw a brlighat viscion aof goldam hoftoers, in fact, a Gl ittoiing Monagrm D)ociphatod readily, aind roadmg (I. M1. D.; and agman P. P. P. tind yet againi F. P'.; anid cite hugo P, arounad wIch thotse ot.hess wro entwinted, anl theni W. D). M. A. All the letters bloedaa, yet onch w:ns di -tinmct. All hio hiad seni in the book, all lie aigainm saw ini his visioni. D)icaini Most Glorious. D. M. G.--G. M. D.-Again lit ranag time chlange's; backward, forward, every wvay. Gold M edal Deserved. hM. G. D.--Miser'y's Groat Doelivonror,-till tiimuo would fatil to fell fhemi aill. P'. P. P. stooda for Perfect. Peaico P'rotmised for suf ferers, anid sweet releonso from Prostrnatiig Purmgatorial Pains. Aiid again F. P. wvas Froodomu Promuist d, tand backwamrd, P. F., it bomno Paini Fleos. Now lie could get well, and once wvell, lie would be a milsionaury, a Glmad M%issioinar'y Devoted to the wvork of tolling othter' how they imighit get deliver. anico. Ile wenit through the list of diseases amoing th iso of his ownm acuaiintance, from Johnm hiobinsoni, whiose torpid liver gmavo him1 conistant honadachm anmd severe biliousi aittaicks, ont thirimgh 111h list of those sulforinmg from ulcers, coimgh<, wemnk and disonused hiungs, to his friend, Genmoralh It-- who waus ne mnar thio grave ams lie. And for amil thesea, as well ast for hiimsetl f, thle Grave May D)isapmearm froni: Ipiesenit visin, andlt eaich mamy lie Given Mo)r( Docaides of lire t hani they hmad hop ed to haive yeara.iAgainst lhe mlilder causes home marked .P.P. Againist tho serious casos lie mamurkedh (. M. D)., noat tIme Gr'izzy Montmer DonathI, whlich lie so long hamd dreaded, but somin iimg-oh, so much bettor, tas we shamll pmroeomfly see. In am sort while omur hero was well, and wenit eoverywhmere amonig his frionids and neighboriis, tellinig of his geood fortunmo amid shoinmg imo sick anmd the sufferimng how they amightb hoIeeald. 8omou liaghied amid c<m tiinued to suiafler, refusinug to lie healed. More wer(e wise, tookh his counsoitl aind proved hi.. v'isioni of thmo night as lie haud donio. "A vislion, lass begilin mg fair, Tfhnnu wakinag dreams by datyllghut arc." Can amnyhinug lie nmore dolightful than htealth after sickneos? To be a well mani, to, feel pturm lomd coAursinlg through your veins, to knmow that Inngs, liver, kidneoys, amid all tIe (Grand Maohimoery, D)oes its dutty 1perfectly in onma's body; to carry helthi's rudldy mnmrk oni thte cheeks. AIh, thhs is Good hiost Decidedly. TJhiis wvas our hero's ease, amid thousatnds canm telh the same story. TIhme good anugel has commo to them. They have *eenm dho letters Gleam Most D)istlnctly biefore their eyot, on-] Goinug Most Dofliitely to work n piurs~uing lime instructions giveni. *h'ty htave reovertel thtat ureat biessmna ;f goalth. V. M. D. baa bon to Om a an ael of good Good Mysteriously Done, and they have bid their sick friends do what all the sick should do, namely, put themselvem In communication with the W. D. M. A., Which Done Uost Asquredly will put then In the Way Desired Most Anxiously. Alas, that human nature is so slow to be. Jve-alas, that inon and women are bowod down with the burden of complaints, P1 which they might be rid-oonsumption bronohitis, dyspepsia, heart disonso, kidne3 disease, malarial complaints, scrofulous die cases, skin diseases, tumors, ulcers, ani many more. It would som as though som( ill deity had given every letter of the alpha bet as many diseases as it could possibly de siu, thus forning an alphabot of sorrow suffering and woo. 11appy they 'who th4 Great Rfeasure Discerning, have escaped th clutches of sad disonses. ',ooking back upon his past experience Mr. Yones xeis urazermu most vueoiouy, and continues telling the old story of hi sickness, his vision, and his restoration tc health; for all the sick are not well yet. But ho has had-the pleasure of sooing, as he says, Good Miraculously Done to hundteds upon his personal recommendation. Dear reader, bear with us awhile if light has iot yet dawned on your mind. The mys. tory will soon be revealed. If the key be not on your right hand it is at least on youl left, in lot tors clear as daylight. A Good Many Delighted have discovered it and opened tht portal to a long life and a useful one. Initials of words that stand for all thal is sorrowful and sad, letters, tho solf-samc letters, are of ten initial of words that breathe of hope and bonodiction. Search but awhile and you will find the boon, the blessing and the bonofit. Tie mystery of the three P's of the F P of the G. M. D., and of the W. D. M. A., Will Dawn Most Auspiciously upon you. Columbus discovered America and won high honor and inmortal fame, and they who have learned the secrots of the wondot hefore your eyes, good reader, Givo Moal Delightful testimonials of their gratitude. Of all sad words of tongue and pon, th( saddest are theso-it might have boon so sayeth the poot. When wo think of thc myrinds that might have boon saved froi untimely graves had they soon Mr. Jones vision and sought his way to health we fol sad. Yet we cannot but rejoice at the Great Many Delivered from death's door by G. M. D., and that Pain's Positive Persecution has been escaped again and atain by P. P. P. Virtues unnumbered servo to make G. Id D. the Greatest Mercy Deigned by favor. ing pros idences for the relief of sufferers, and its discoveror fools P. P. P -Porfectly Pardonable Pride in telling of the Growing Multitude Delivered from the Grasp Most Dreadful of Oroody Mournful Death. Every sick 1persoi is interested Inthe theme beforo us, and every well person, too, for who does not know some one who is sick and nieods, therefore, the good news of health that. is Given Many Daily. Header, mystified reader, we will detain you no longer. Perhaps you havo Guessed Most Deftly the hidden meaning. P. P. P., you know, stai(B for Pleasant Purgative Pol. lots, curijng constipation, torpidity of the liver, hondacho and many other coinplaints. F. '., of course, is Dr. Pierco's Favorite Proecription. that hia.; p)rov'd such a P. F., Primio Favorito and Precious Friend to In dies; safe, easy to tako, working like a chamiiii-ciiring the peculiar weaknesses in idint to theirsex. Tihe letters \V. D. M. A. stnd for the World's Dispensary Medical Association, at Buffalo, N. Y., with its im po)sing structures, its ariny of medical ien, speinlists, all of them, aind its president, Dr. It. V. Piorco (the large and contral P of Mr. Jones' second vision), all at tho service of the sick and suffering, overywhere; while G. M. D. is--woll, read the initials of the paragraphs of this articlo and you will see that (4. NI. 1). is Golden Medical Discovery, the boonl of the diseased. This wonderful 1me1diciio cures all humors, from the worst Pcrofula to a comlmoi blotch, implo or eruilotion. Erysipilas, salt-rhoumn, fover sores, scaly or rough skin, in short, all dis entso-s eaused by had blood, aro conquered b-. this powerful, purifying and invig orating medicine. Groat eating ul cers rapidly heal under its benign influ eneos. Especially has it manifested its po toey iI curing totter, boils, carbunoles, rofulouis sores .And swellings, goitre or thick neck, anid enlarged glands. Consump ti,'mi, wvhich is scrofulhous disonse of the lummnxs, is prompjtly anmd positively arrested anmd curedi by this sovereign amnd God-given remmo.ly, if takena before the last stages are reached. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, conisunuit,ivo night sweats, and kindred af fectionis, it is a sovereign reody. For in digestion, dgeppsi ad torrid liver, or "biliousn,eqs. Gldeun Medicail Discovery hams nmo equal, as it ohleota per-feet and radical cutres. You will do well if af11icted with any chronic disonmso to wtrito to the Association for advice, descrihing your mnalady as wvell as you can. Maniy cases mare sucuesfuliy treated through correspomlenco anmd no fees are charged for consuiltationi. For one dollar and a hailf you enni seure ai copy of the '"Peoole's Conmmon Hetuse Medical Adcvisor " seuit postjaid to your address. Its piurelmso will repay you. mn this is (Givenm More Deosirable informtation th.an you can id in any other york of a similar namture. AGit100fiTURE. Jm>amn EATrON, of Ottawa, 1ll.. save in anm article on the hitory of thme Iri'mh p,otato, a fact which many farnmers hanve ob,served1, desp)ite time assurances of soi entists tha,t mixing in thme lill is imupos pill. "A curious fact eonniected with the growth of the Irish potato, and which iumt farmors havo no doubt 01) MOerved, is that they will hybridizo in tIn hill. Plant a red and( a white pIotat-) ita a hill, or so near together that thia bearing roots wvill intertwineo, and pari of the tubers of each p)lant are liable tc he marked with red and white patches or one half may be red and the othme half white. This is an interesting fl.-k for invemu.gation for some inclined t< the work-" A coEiREsPo7NDEWr 'writes to anm ox chanige mink mg wheithor phosphates are goii for potatoes. We have mnanuro4 poitato ground with barnyard manure weoll rotted mand mixed, and have hat asI beautiful potatoes na over wore seen WVo haive used phosphat.is wvith thme nanm r.aultp. Woe have used a umixturoof th two with the same rdsults. But wv famncied that th1e potatoes from thme plhos phated soil wore a little firmer an< more solid. Trw average at fac tories froin conmm cows the year through has beenm fron twenty four to twenty five pounds o milk to make one pound of butter, o two anid one half pounds of cheese. I taaes more dturing the fhush season c posature., and less in autumn and in win tor. lI(oTATrloN in the garden is as necesa ry as in the fld, 1.ifferent kinds o vegetables requime dlifferenit kinds o food. While manuring illh help much it is in every way dosirabie to revere< theo order of planting every year. Bettoe crops8 will result. A TONAwANDA man used one quart o saw<tu'it to onob~ hill of potatoes in on p)lot anid none in another. Tiho sawdus hills yielded nearly twie as much as thm others. and the p)otatoes were largea and smoother.. THEm sucess of an orchard dependi greatly on its early treatment. Culture pruning and manuring are most impor tant during the firet few years; a lack o them at which timne cani never be atonei for by subsequent care. THEi answer to the question of (led or shallow plowing depends upon th< soil. Deep clay loams ami alluvial soili w tih subsoil and surface alike, eam hardly be plowed too dieep. Wet lanm should not be plowed doordly, On thn soils do not stir below the availabi. ninnt food, DOMESTIO. WXUELS Won SoUP (OUD PENN. DUT( REorPE).-This preparation of eggs ai flour, which resembles vermicelli, called by the descendants of the o Dutch Settlers tharead-nudes, probab because, when properly made, it is very fine or thread-like pieces. M together two raw eggs and suffloie flour to make a paste stiff enough knead; put the paste on a floured boar and knead it steadily until it is full air; this condition may be ascertaini by cutting off a bit of the paste .witli sharp knife; if the crust sides seem fu of little holes the paste is ready to r4 out; during the kneading suffloicut flo must be used to prevent the paste stic ing to the hands. Whein the Peste sufflciently kneaded. divide it in fo parts, and roll each part so thin th large printed letters qan be seen throul it: as the paste is being rolled a ve little flour must be used to keep it frc sticking to the board; in order to avo using too much flour turn the paste fi quently while it is being rolled. Wh the paste is thin enough rub a litl flour on both sides of it with the han and let Itaitand for about an hour partly dry; when the pasto is part ary rub it again with flotr, roll it light as poesible, and, holding the r4 firmly with the left hand, out the thr nest possible slices from the end; sprei the threads thus made a little apart u on a floured board and let them dry I an other hour. Then boil them in t souP only until tender, and serve tht in it. Nudels are best when freal made, but they can be kept in a d pace for several weeks. VEAL SOUP. -3one a shoulder of vej cutting from the inside of the join and leaving the meat and skin as who as possible for stuffing and baking. F making the soup, put the bones in large saucepan with five quarts of co water, and boil them slowly for foi hours. Then add to the soup half cupful of onion peoldd and sliced, ti same quantity of rice picked over ai washed in cold water, a medium -sizf carrot scraped and out in hall-inch die a pint of peeled and chopped potatoe half a cupful of finely-chopped pars.i or celery, four teaspoonfuls of salt, level teaspoonful of any powdered awe, herb except sage, and a saltspoonful i pepper, After addiug'these ingredien to tWe soup, lot it boil slowly for tN hours; at the end of that time rub foi tablespoonfuls each of butter and fot to a smooth paste; stir this into i soup until it is entirely dissolved; the tako out the bones, see thilt tho soup: palatably seasonod, and serve it. VIAL SOUP WITH UDEs.-For fot quart, of soup use a knuckle of voal ul on which about half a pound of mei has been left; put it over the fire in liv quarts of cold water, and boil it slow] or five hours; then tako up the knucklk reject the bones, but out all the th meat and gristle in small pieeos and pi them again into the soup; sOson I with four teaspoonfuls of salt and hal a saltspoonful of popper, put iuto j some nudIes, prepared as directed beloi and boil it again from five minutes t half an hour, according to the size c the nudols; then ascortain it it be pale tably seasonad, and serve it, POMPONS AND ISAnLs.-The mode miakmug these very p)opular orniament is to cut two cireles ok cardboard th size of the pompons, with a holo in tth centre andl to wind the silk evenly rouni the two together from the outside t the inside, uintil the hole is filled uj then cut the silk at the outer edge, pae semne coarse silk or twine between th: cardboards, tying it tightly and so kcee ing the silk together, then havin secured this tear off the card board. smooth ball, which a lhttle clippin with shar p soissors ought to improv< will be the result. How many little things ono might di if they were only suggested to one the proper time Here is one of th many: The high chair for the baby always too large at ulrst, this is a wie p)rovision for growth, but not alwvays comfortable one, but it ma.y be made by making a padded covering for t11 soat and back of the chair. The small the child the thicker the cnsheiones shioul be; thus a chair that is large enong for a child of five may hold ani infaiit a few months. FnmDu 'TOTou, MeUNrraiN &rvrE. Cloani thme trout, wvash them ini colt wi ter and roll them in Inchan mieal. Cti in thin slices, quarter as mnch salt po: as thero is trout, and put it over the i in a t rying-pan to cook slowly; as sot as the pork is lig,h6 brown take it and keep it hot while the trout are frie in the drippimgs it has yielded; sers the pork with thme trout as son na the are brown. UnioxrmD VTnourr,- IWash the trout: cold water alter they have been cleant and dry them on a clean towel; sp)lit ti Ilarge cnes down the bask amid make tv outs across the sides of the small Onc( season them with popr and salt, y them between the bars of a butter< wire gridiron, anti broil them quickc Suntil browii over a very hot tire; p them on a hot platter, put a small pie of butter on each one, and serve the jhot at once, FJaJaD TBoUrr.-ujnau, 'wash and al small trout; season them with popi and salt, roll them in (try flour, at then plunge them into cnough smobking [hot fat to entirely cover them; as soe as they rise to the surface of the fat at t are light brown take them up) with f skimmer, lay .theni for a moment< - brown paper to free them. from fat, ai thea serve them at once. 'inouT DAKED IN (REcM.--Olean a, - wash the trout, lay them ini a1 earth< Sdish just large enough to hold ther I season them lightly with pepper am salt, and pour over them cream enouj to cover them: bake them in a miodera oven for half an hour, and servo the in the dish in which they were baked To grow a pretty vine from the swe potato, put a tuber in pure sand, sandy loam, in a hanging basked, ai b water occasionally. It will throw 01 tendrils and beautiful loavos, anid clini freely over the arms of the basket, ar upward toward the top of the wvindo, bios one visitor in a hundred but w, I uppose It to be some rare foreign plan Fonos must never be used to extra any thing from the ear. The best am safest plan is to inject lukewarm wvat rather forcibly by means of a syring This will rarely be found to fail. ahou the ear have become swollen, a hts Ssweet oil mpust be poured in and Ie there till the next clay, when syringin may be again used, KEROSEBiE oil will cure chilblain Rub the parts mffected thoroughly wil sntae oil before going to bed. A decon naulication mav be nncesmym IUMOBOUS. )n DURING the past Summer a number of id Baptists in'si certain village in this State is. entered aon the work of erecting v Id church (d0Oe. - One day whAu old ly farmer Gibb was in town he was in. in formed of t,e project and asked to ix come down' with a hand-some subsorip. ut tion. "How much do you expect to me to sign t" he asked, as he looked d, over the subscription paper. "Wc of will leave it entirely wo your con ad science," was the reply. The old mai a wiped off his hands, put on his spect a, LiI oles, and- .aving borrowed a pencil, >11 put his name down for fifty cents ur "Fifty eents, oh?" observed the mar k- who had presented the paper. "Well, is Brother Gibby, I must say you have F ur mighty smoJl conscience." "It ma3 at look that way at first sight," calmlj ;h replied the old man; "but when T cai ry have one of the best pews in the Moth in odist church for nothing, it seems as i id fifty cents was all I could pay and rui o- the risk of* being saved by any othe, en denomination." ;10- - d, An Insu'ance agent named Pyle, In running fell over the stile, ly St. Jacob's Oil gave him relie! as And the pain was so brief, I -kie got ui and said: "I should smile." 11- * Dd A lame old lady at Keyser, p. Had no one to advise her, or 'Till Doctor Jolin Boyle, he Tried St. Jacob's Oil, mi Its action did simply surprise her. ily ry MnS. Mos HnAunun mentioned to her,hus band hat she was going to get up a little birthday party for Isaac, kl, their youngest son, but Mose objected .s, strongly, as it would cost too much le money for cake, etc, or "But," remonstrated Mrs. Schaum a burg, "I have promised dot little poy, ld Isaac, 'I makes him some fun on his ar birthday." a "Dot vash all right," replied Mose, to putting his finger to his nose and wink id ina very slyly at Mrs. Scaumburg, "I )d dells you. Rebecca, how we makes dot 0, little poy Isaao much happiness mitout S, any expensles at all. You know dot )y poy Isaac efery night takes a dose of a dot vermifuge dose vorms for, but he At likes dot vermifuge not. Now I dolls of you vat ve does mit (lot poy Isaac to ts celebrate his birthday mit On his 'o birthday we gives him (ot vornifugo ir not, and den be vash potter pleashed as Lr it lie had a bar,y vat cost a tollar and to six pits for cakes and dose udder fool n ishness." is The aucce-sful mant lia inny intitators in his peculiar line of business, but still there Is only one originator. So, also, the t great petroleum hair renewer, Carboline,as 1t now improved and perfected, holds the e palm against.all imitators as a genuine ar y ticle of merit. Try it. 'jA LADY recently returned to Donver it from a visit to St. Louis, where sho has Lt been spending the summer while her If husband was here in Denver to see to .t busiues in his store, kho was met at t1io depot by a s'rvant with a carriage. On the way home she asked: "Was it lonesome at the house with. out me there?" ' Yes, ma'am."~ "1L'ow is grandmother ?" e "She is pretl.y well, ma'am." e "Are thie birds all alive ?" e "Y.es nia'am; and well cared for." d "And Jane (the hired girl), is she o well?' ,, "Yea, ma'amn; much better now that s she sleeps down stairs next to Mr. --'s e room." - "3leeps where 9" excitedlly. g " No where's ma'am I " A 0,,re of Pnea'uosatin. Mr. D. HI. nlarmai>y. of owego, N. Y., says th:it his endater wta taiken with ni violent told whih terini. janteil with pem,i'anin. auti til tle boit phiyd-icinna O gave the case up, tni l-aid shie muil nmot live htut a few thomrs alt mot. 8ihe wias ini iti contilon whent a .e ft leond re"olaniiuetitl*di) r. nh's hal tii for t l.Aiie 5m atit viset hter to' try it. lihe acceptedi It na a last re sort, and was ,tiri.,'lsuei to Iliat thatt it iit-ottice( a e ametiied chantio for the1 better, tad by j>ersovering~ in a itiust. ii>ieraniainent eure was oticted. 1) Townsloy's Toothiacho Aniodyno cures instatily, ir lRuv. R. D. GRANT, pastor of the Bap dtist church at Poughkeepsie, has been h asked to resign "because lie carries )t food from lisa plate to hiR mouth with a knife." That's right. Thle idea of a _man who eats with a ki Ife instructmg Speople in the teachings of the Bible, anid it o'inting out a narrowv-gauge route tc kHeavena, is simply shoexinig. Let in .hope theo time~ will soon cotue when thec m lpreacheQr whio puts on a shirt by draw. Li)ng it on ever iia feet will alco b)e asked dto step) dowii nad out. The Christina so ministry must be olavated, Menstnan's Peptonized beef tonic, the .n only preparation of beef containing its en ntire nutritious propertIes. It contains a blood-making, force generating and life. 10 sustaing properties; Invaluable for indI vo gestion, dyapepsia. uervous prostration,and .all forms of general debility; also, in all Lit enfeebled conditione, whether the result of d exhaustion, nervous prostranion, overwork ly or acute disease, particularly if resulting ut frm pulmonary complaints. Caswell, :O if azard & Co., proprietors, New York. im Bold by all druggista. yMis. P7ATINoTrOn and the jundgeo 'Are you the judge of reprobates ?' (1aid1( Mrs. Partingtlon, as she wvalkod insc an ofilce of a )udge of probate. "I am~ a judge of probate was the reply. "Wellh, that's it, I expect,'' quothi the aold lady. "You see my father died (de m tested,~ and lie left several little inid(els, and I watt eterexecutioner." The Frazr Axle Grnense id 's the best inl the maritet. It Is the most m eonomicail and cheap -st one box hLasi m a l. iong~ s two of any otner. One sroasing will last two w eI 0role ia rmma iho Cntoinmial and Parls Exp) ,stions, also Clh modals at varIous State faire. Buy no other. te mn A Nuw Youn dres smaker has built f diross containing eighteen hundred but et tons. WVhen the edicts of fashion comn or poi a man to weoar a coat and pair of dtrousers with eighteen hundred buttonm Sthere's going to be trouble and prozani i y-ospoialliy if he is a member of d lire company antd there is an alarm ai midnight. Half of the town would bc II burned down before lie had buttoned ~*te ten hundredth buttoii. ot skinny sEon. id "Woula'iiealth lenewer"restores health ami(1vlgoi or cures Dyajpelmia, linpotence, Sexual Debility. $1. ' IF you werd studdenly reduced tC leabjoet poverty what bumisess would you st'rt at't" asked an Austin young nian gof Miose Sohaumburg. "iln dot gaso," respondEd Moso, sl oW y'-I vould go into a pishness In a 5. small vay in vioh I could make 50 per ia hent profit." d ''What kind of a busiiness?" "I vomid snhlMt matahes and sell 'onm.' When others are suffering, drop a word of kindness and sympathy. If they at* sutering from a Cold, give them Dr. Bulle Cough Byrup; a few dobes of this valitable remedy will afford histant relief and a twenty-five cent bottle will cure the worst Cough. "SAY," remarked a 0harleston (S. 0.) spotter to one of the most nmnoent, "you follows carry lots of cheek, what ever else you may have." "Pshaw ? replied the pilgrim "we. only carry samplos; you ought to see our stock.' tOSTETT Cs BTE STOMACH OITTERS What the great restorative, Ilostetter's Stomach Hitters. w it do, must be gathered from what it has done. It has effected radical cures in thousands of case of clyspepsia, bilious disorders, intermit tent fever, nervous affections, general debility, uonstlpal Ion, sick headache, mental despondency, and the peculiar conplaints and disablitied to which the feeble are so subject. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally MUSJANC Sumival of the Fittest. A FAMILY MEDICINH TIAT ZAS HEALED ILLIONS DURING 35 YEABS! MIN MSTfAIG 1NMNT. A BALM FOR EVERY WOUND OF MAN AND BEAST! TH E OLDEST A BEST LINIMENT EVER MADE IN AMERICA. SAlES T.A RER THAN EVER. The Mfexican Mfustang Llnlhpent has been knownu for moro than thIrty-flye years as tho best ot all Ldihnents, for . Aan an c1 ileast. Its sales to-day are larger than ever. It c ur es when all others fail, andi penetrates skin, tendon and muscle, to the~ very bone, Bold eyerywhere, othina- tI thie world equa to It for the cure of scrofuta, Pimplo, Roils, fetter, Old Sores, Sore Eyes, Mercurial Dies.,, estarrh, Loss of Api.oelte, female Comptnant, and atl Bl,od diseases. it never falns. All druggists and country store keepers asil it. R. R. Seliere. a Co., tProp's, Pltt.taurgh, on every bottle. UR UE CtJien caL guante tot a ve URE .mu r seat .,.i tt . a.s.. Ad han ee. I!arrisburar l'a.:tSt, a i bitt Ptetnstu ehePa. hutster cluece, Foi r t.myno, nt ommercbyit.Aanlotel, The ostatt tcativa''to.nraiv. fery odrlf Keastito hlitert rlteta o <.t a laf noeryHue Dohisrrr, PirtcaSt. 53 N. 7th ntt Pil. Pa. Css@lltusi, Cohyup. 'I'nte good.exi2 * it B 0 '- AENT 72 A EE. e12 day Tat hom iesEilyIadCtl eve ~tt o. A ttossas TnUOl & . gta, Mpo. did astr fr to~iOa,s. N opdsarey 0 tilltug Iuso It o kn a e crost Wf r ia t) an Ao nt i n every our. i o let tr a tii cTail a r s asoe. D)o R.na 1aTlA~. L3 M. 1th Potrl et.. Nla, fort. $A WneEK 1 a daylalt hoenasil de ostly afU.n e, nad M*een'u ylute custafrom Iaaa lico 5ce who aiV roned ty twseveyeas by the Usettotn it of casest on li Exheor la ataci Pof inttce R.i..iltt hive bois un otliit ele fst o n I.va hun:,tt "I aeyee t eaytuld wOithi. .o of . the ot wtt gvly aItlhted1 ltna'tot hus nabe, t i a Averyv badl sl; m ur orgasi wr in a d1.nul. conditon y blod wshaaetched ot ato, ait abctuo orimvreda-dcrcltd Apoy ta handid fkot ouhlittcrd andr numb lind sore whie to appe l.ufifaelst. twetuld netrst ite but wa gvs ie itsed lll overthiat otty d ntl.c Isti . sidot theotie liil night, trtio ~thatm wod tfee tmo tiire and xhaurttt inthe mornhig than uhon at whtent t o ed. erMy nitionte becamt Io seots tat tIttwas obrylidtotop bwork,1 lndfo trhtirty dtas Iee was ma tIe uterou bedic,o andiOSit ao ci crea,lutc rap Idtoly lrw so, ly wiatti a s ad tonditionc sitery wayttt whlen sa vlotimit o vtlaldfrenof mIte,41s promnt ins lut'ws siatreeseh knwn oerfI wonrulttl curel en ttcd bt. po hkeep rettI811i Iotodto bolsof ite xtittemdy tnd itotmnce tkimf IclIiti dited, and M groitely btimy sourprioso i losI thas twiet-ou htou r,se orne thirtyelsoI waso,n.bI wto bn on awoditt.IOionllLc then Iea o ttk the ltemey atlndri htad nulo faltdSc ha ;tioefro, bitheje fotdlyge a (lntu, timodiatel vnin a e oell daty use ofi city ihe arge ewa s ottiitd, andi.ro yu. t cor. tho Jtotl' itethtt a teey att to i ov onrfantlye hromec day toay. tiokit w iir.tatmoon my atip to Manloe, f ortwbh t ae itemtyat winth mo l theIn tm ateliret -d theaty tnov. tiy aertlsoltitlo lu Swasiay.fu ; noer cOnce in arnatofl fe.omo. 1i waw lii Sitawfl eekst a i iVi. I ha t egondty tovtery day t felfit t hat, wasn ethe glwd,lint! ofshan,re ou acnd Iite t tae it carned sand the Iterribe btiantch brut da to cloa< I t oo Ith tlIe lily trou. MaiufreIl i n!t haveiverytcwithnlIlan allftI'eb tac anti tinan rofl 14. i n't k I rtrou. i40 ld the ii a. nectitaou untk lo miody bent ith beer edclao surnly o herry eogant ie oei. oset A OMaoAo clergyman the Rev. Brooke Herford, told his wie the other morning that he must finwh his-Aermon and couldn't be .interupted. But a lady with an album succeeded somehow in getting by the sentinel, and presented her album for his autograph. He Inal. ry accommodated her together with a reference to his favorite text, Timothy, 5-18. On getting home, the lady looked up the reference. It was as follo*s: "And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not. NACceplt our (arastitude." Dr. R. V. PiEnca, liiYalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir-Your "(1olden Medical l)iseovery" has cured my boy of a l'evr soro of two years' standing. P mleas acepti our grtitudo. Yours truly, f1 MNtY W1IlTING, Boston, Mass. A.TJTIO,A.qMr 4004 mavet- ear old child recently passed through t116wdj,y who had "crossed the ocean from Ger many without any protector; on his breast was sewed a label inscribed," etc. It may be that the parents of the child thought the label on the breast would answer all the 'purposes' of a "protector"-that is, a chest protector, Dr. Pierce's "Favorito P1rescription" is not extolled as a "cure-aill," but admairably fulls a singleness of' iirposo, being a nost potent.specilie in those chronic weaknme peculiar to women. Particulars in Dr. Pieree's papilfhlet treatisi on 8iseases Po culiar to Wonen, 96 pages, sent for three stamps. Address womw's IsPUNsAtY MUDICAL AssocIATION, .liidlo, N. Y. WREN a cowboy goes into a Western newspaper oilee to demand satisfaction,. the editor always explains that the as sistant who wrote that article "has just gone out to kill a man, but will be back in a few minutes." The cowboy never waits. Dr. Pierce's "Pellets'-little liver pills (sugar-coated)-purit'y the blood, speedily correct all disorders of the liver, stomach, and bowels. By druggists. DID you ever run for sheriff?" asked Poots of a Cumminsville man. "Only once," was the reply, "and I wouian't then if there hadu't been two deputies with him." For Thkk Heads, Heavy stomachs, bilious conditions-Wells' May APPle Pills-auti-bilous, cathartic. 10 and 2e. THE latest and favorite piano recita tion for siocitty young latuies is: * Oh, WCu'. SL e Never 8,op ?" it is markedly popular among tie young gentlemen. *Druggists say that Lydia W9 Pinkham's Vegetable Compoun( is thu beat remedy for female comp.atnts they ever heard of. IT is stated that one vessel was lost at sea every twenty-four hours in 1881. Perhaps this accounts for the disappear ance of the American shipping. Ladies and chilureu-b uoots and shoes cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners are sed. THE old proverb, "where there's a will tuere's a way,-' has be(n rev.s d to suit the sit' at.on, It now reads: "When thee-s a bill we're away." Dr. Kline's Great erve iestorer is 2ne marvel or the age for all nerve dnseases. All [Ito stoppd free. Send to 981 Arch Street, Philade laa. Pa. "DoGs, under favorable circumstan ces, live to he 80 years old," says an exchange. "Favorale circumstances" probably 'means a family without bo3 s or neighbors.______ Emory's Little Cathartic Pill-best made for Liver Complaint and Biliousness. Tasteless, harmless, mnfallible. 150. POISONING POTATOEs.-The inquiry is repeatedly made, if the use of Paris green for killing the potato beetle is not dangerous to all who eat the tubers,and we recently met three intelligent persons who invariably refused to eat a mouth ful unless assured that Paris green had not been used on them. They ascribed several existing epidemics to the use of such potatoes. In answer to the inqui ry, we may state in the first place that Paris green is insoluble, and the potato cannot in any way absorb it. This would seem to bA a suffBoient reason. But others may be added, among which are the facts that the poison is not ap plied to the tuber, but to the leaves above groubd, and the potato cannot get at it; and also that the quantity used is so minute when sprearl over an acre, that the iron which is in nearly all soils in far greater quantity, neutralizes the poison at once as soon as it reaches the ground and before the potatoes could possibly come in contact with it. Mil lions.of persons eat such potatoes daily, year in and year out, and most of them live. ____ For sore feet, sWollen joints, sprains, oorns or bunions, use lFt. P'atrick's 8a ye. HEALTHY TnEEs -To get healthy fruit we must have healthy trees, is as true to-day as it ever' was. Yet, for all, we often find persons condemning a fruit as worthless when the fault has been the ickly tree that bore it. An unheaitly raspberry, blnckberry or strawberry, always gives fruit of poorer flavor than plants in good health. It is not always easy to tell when plants or small fruits are in good health, for they often have something the maLter with them before the injury is very plain, The experienced eye detects a change in the ocher of the foliage, in many eases of plant trouble. If we know the soil to be goo I, and the plant has for all this a yellowish tiut, there is something the matter with the plant. It is gener ally useless to try to renovate a sickly stock. Better got new plants, cor anoth er kind, and phant where the kind has not been growing before, if we can find such a spot. That ifusbanri of utne Is three times the man lie was beftore ho began using Walls' lealth M0eWer. $i. Druggists. EJAnLY COnN PLANTIN.-For many reasons we iavor the eanly planting of corn. It enables the crop to be "laid by" before the cotton demands any large share of our attention, it is more likely to hit the season than late plant ing-and it is a well known fact with all farmers that the early planted' corn is olways the heaviest. We have had corn bitten down 1 y the frost, andI while the stalk was not quite so large, the yield of gramn was extrt. good. One of the greatest troubles about early planting Is the great difliculty ia obtaining good stands. This difficulty may be overcome in a great measure by thorouga pr. par ation of the soil, shallow p antiug and running a heavy roller after ite harrow. When the stand is found to be defective the old style of re-planting should be adopted, that is, filling up the gaps by planting with a hoe. Early planted corn will rarely ever be troubled by the cut worms, 00 19' -REAT CtR ANNI$OY RheumatismooNeuIaiqla, W at. Lumbago, Backabhe, Headac o, Toot More Tilarstis XWellijsagePwsIs aND ALh OTilpit I0DILY lAN5X -- Soldby Druggista Rn lesiorsovor O nta bottle. (o -l)ilAinore, Rid., U. S, A, A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN. [Froim the Boston Globe.] * 4 / DAfesr. Editors t Tho abovo la good likeness of Mrs. Lyflia n. Pink. ham, of Lynn, Mass., who abovoallother hunman beings nay bo truthfully calledtho "Doar Friend of Woumai," as some of her correspondents love to call her. She is sealously dovoted to her vork, which is tho outcome of a lifo-study, and is obliged to keep six lady -usistants, to help her answer the large correspondnceo which daily pours li upon hor, each bearing Its special burden of suffering, or joy at release from it. Ier Vegetable ompound Isa medicino for good and not ovil purposes. I have personally investigated It and an satisfied of the truth of this. On account of Its proven merits. It Is recommended and proscribed by the best physicians in the country. One saysi "It works like a charm and saves much pain. It will cure entirely the worst form of falling of the uterus, Leicorrleva, Irregular and painful Monstruation,all Ovarian Troubles, Inflanunation and Ulceration. Finodingi, all Displaccnents and the con sequent spinal weak ness, and is especially adapted to the Change of Life." It permeates overy portion of the system, and gives now life and vigor. It removes faintness, ilatulency, destroys all cravin for stimnulants, and relieves weak ness of the stonach. It cures Bloating, Ilcadachies, Nervous Prostration, General Dobility, Sleoplessnoss, Doprossion and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backacho, Is always pormanontly cured by its use. It wIll at all tiimes, anid under all circumstances, act in harmony with the law that governs the fenmiale system. It costs only $1. per bottle or six for $5., and is sold by druggists. Any advice required as to special cases, and the names of many who have been restored to perfect health by the use of the Vegetable Compounil, can be obtained by addressing Mii. 1., with stamp for reply. at hor home in Lynn, Mass. For Kidney Complaint of either sex this compound Ia unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show. "Airs. Pinkhlam's Liver Pills," toys oiowriter, "aro the best fn the tcorld for the enro of CoNtilvtion; Biliousness and Toritdity of the liver. Iter .lood Puriflerworks wonders in its spivil liae and bids foir to equal the Compound in its popularity. All must respect her as an Angel oi Mercy whose solo A ambition is to dogood to others. Philadelphia, Pa. (2) Miri. A. M1 D Iq unfailing and ofal. liable in curing Epil. __ ep,tlo Fits, Spanns, .M Convulsions. ft. Vitn - an allNervous and Blood diseases. To Clergymen1Lwes chant, Bankers, La. dIes and all whose so dentary employment - canoes N'ervous Pros. tration, Irregularities of the blo,stomach, bowels or kindeys, or NEE AI9 h require a nerve - eq5..eU W ttinl'lant, Bmaritar ~ Nervinel I nvaluable. ~au RR Thousandsaproolaim it . rantthatevermusts ,thesinkin a sem. Fo ae all D gists. TJTRT. S. A.MCInOND 4 MIOD OA L B~j ole Proprietora, st. seph, Mo. FREE"*"forlb"Health Helper'' THE'U INTERESTINC '1ilo superftious worl 6ni liirit,es of uit*1tiii -n i linlisni wem, 101g alo <listuarth( iby Ills l' 11.\ i re. poart. in a fra. isu ielm,ia ini ,c,tnvenli''n:il w.IV - ll thio news of the worli. and1, it says exa,cih wimmt i t inikst alout inen anth vetsub -,iion :Dair. (-ltePaO.) by mauil. file, a intonth,. or $il.i0 a year; bhNAY (8 i'sn), bl.2t) ler year; W ,leix K.v tN leages), I. W. ENGLTAND). Pl'nishert. New York City. 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VALE(NTirN t give ye na sithlailoh -A tdadienorniyew (elan establlshea nue Ofleicnl NewYork fort(ho Cure of' RPILEPIO PITO> l)r, A. Itoerele te ofLondon, ofhea span clat of Eileps,h 5 without doubtra a arep ; er6 s ' na dy i ie vn g cc s l ea nro. f i m c e ih a large bottle of his ent whotoayaf Thse answermug an adtvertienesqt will eonfer a~ favor' uon .he adversiser ud thme owbliqkher st atin thant wlso ow te dVertiseuneuut isaa L, s jouaa basiang paper.)