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A AI11edloy, a ,a1 0Vel il a TU OTOBY OF A D23A1. Get money honestly if you can, but get money," was a foolish father's advice to his son. Get money, if you oan honestly, makes but a sli ht alteration in the order of the words but varies the sentiment con siderably. There is xo harm in making money. It answoreth all things. Used rightly it is a power for good, and there is mono enough in the world to form a lever by which the maes of humtmity could boift ed, to a certain extent out of its depths of sorrow and despair. Mioney we must have for money makes the mare go. Some can make money who have no faculty for saving. Would you save you must know how to deny those who would borrow and never repay, as well asthosewho be simply because they are too lazy to work. There are men who never want to see you excopt to ask the favor of a loan. They will ask for just one word with you, and that one word is sure to be money. An impecunious fellow met a rich acquaint aice, and not liking to ask directly for a loan, said, "Friend Smith if you and ten dollars in your pocket, and i was to ask you for the loan of five, how many would remain in your pocket?" "Ten dollars, to be sure," replied the rich man, without a moment's hesitation. He had gumption, and knew too much to part with ids money by any such rule of subtraction. Oh I see, said the impecunious man thus rebuffed. He was able to owe. He was one of the Micawbor sort-always waiting for something to turn up. How like some peoplo who are sick. They think to get well by letting disease take care of itself. But diseases do not heal themselves, and too lato their victims full often find this out to their sorrow as death seizos upon them. Hid they boon wisO in time they might have added many years to their lease of life. The cure was nigh them, as it is nigh to all who road this medley. These paragraphs tell the story, as a patient perusal will prove. Those who havo keon insight and can road between the lines may solve the conundrum the soon er for it, but upon all, light will dawn ere they road the final word of our story. Light will dawn, we said, and so it will, light of hope and help. Light is what a cortain individual wanted. Mr. Jones we will call him. Ho was very sick. Consump tion had fastened its fangs upon him. He had long neglected catarri, and laughed at ho idea of taking anything for it when ad )sed to do so, and so wont fron bad to wNso. His lings became disoased, a hack ingchurehyard cough racked him almost to 8ic1 and he was fast wasting away. A mer badow of his former self, he scarcely slept t all at night, or slept only to dream horri Ce dreams. TIak of nightmarol A wholocircus troupe, horses and all, seemed to malo his led the arona of their wild por formn 'cos. In this caso money did not 1makt the maro go, for he spent a deal of 1one on doctors and physics and was notlitig bettered. He ato little, and was fast, zoing down to an untimely grave, lav istis wife a widow and his four bright (ih ron orphans, when, lo! on one eventful nig t lie dreamed for onco a bright and ha' py dream, which our next varagraph will ato. . Death, the black-visaged monster, had until then stared him in the face, but tho driam brought him hole. Ile saw a bright, whito-robed angol in ds drouni, who said, "I como to bring you good news. Iloro is your curo-sure, safe, armless, prompt and reliablo. (Jot, well and sook to tako health thoroby to others. 13ohold the curo!" With I hoso words tho angol was gono, but Oro the trail of light which followed him had vanished the dreamer saw glittering in tho light throo goldon letters-G. M. 1). "What can it mean?" he said to himself, as lie awoko from his slumber. "I have had a Good Man Droaimis hofore, but nover such as this." tartied and suriprised ho aroused his wifo and to her roelated his visioi. Alas, sho could iot solvo the lroblem. IRoivemom bering all the medical advice, and Ih 'lhysic, and the expense involved since tior h1usbn d becamo sick, she expressed the hopo that the lettrs woro not intiMded to suggest, that a Good Mity Doctors must yet te consulled in addit,ion to all that had b1- n interviewed. 11e groaned in reply and r.'marked that if lie had to comnsult any morme t horo wvould have to he a Gold Mine iscovored in order to pay t hem. Every day for a week lie and his faithful spouse searched diligenitly for a key to the problem. Ig the dictionary, in such newspapers as theiy hapitpenedl to have in books, on placards on thme walls-everyw(mero they sought-hoping to find a chow. .L.tters stand for words, and they hulped to light upon the words thait should suggest the eure. Th1ey G rioved MIany D ays over thoi r hack of good luck, as theoy said, and the Good Mani iDreamiedt again ad amgain, but saw ino mere angels. Hopoi deferred mnakoth thli heart sick. '"Oh, t hat the anigol had Guided Mto i)etinitely and G ivein More i)irections,'' lie exclaimed, agaiin aind again. Nearly two weeks had elapsed since the night of the (Greait Mysterious D)reamu, when there camno to thu house a pamphlot. Tired with his exhiausting otlico work, which hie still pursued, determining if possible to die ini the harneoss, Jonies was about, to throw the pamiphlet, in the lire when somtothiig promptlted him to examine it. surely thought lie, hero cnn be nothing that will P'i'ece this Gloom Most Distrossinig, or Give Mo, Disboeartonoed,'any relief. Poor man, lie had worked letters over in his miniid, and imiado so mnaiiy comiiniatioiis with them, that they occuirredl in ahnmost every seiitence he uitered. 'I hey entered even io his pray. ers. 11eaven Girant Mo Doliverance, lie would say, nor let disense Gind Me D)own, anid so forth, ad infinitum,, anmd a mile or two beoyonud Mentally tortutred andii sufoeriing In evers fiboer of his body, w~hiat wvondor that he~ read page after liago of the pam,phlet. It was a wvork ont diseases, anmd it 1ho mioirbid state of Is indt( itsa contents seeiied to suit him. It spokiu oif ailmoist, every disease that tIesh is heir to, buit ohi, joy! as lie read, a Glimpse Must. Delighit ful of light stole in iuon him. "'l'urekat! Emimka!"' li cried. "Wiife, I have it., .1 have it." Everybody in the housoe hieard him cry Eureka, and rushed to the room to hear what lie had found. All expeted to see somoii Great. Miracle D)ono, andi th~ tame thme ox-. Iplanation. Himuplo, of coutr~ linu why hiad lin iiet thought of it hoeforo? Ohl, 5( hat a rov ejationi ]here was hopoi for him and1( for iall conisumipt ivos. I lore, hope for sufforiing friendts and neighbors. That n,ight hliearouie could sleep, lbut whenm lie did, lie againu sawv it birighit vision of golden lotteris, ini fact, a Glittering Moinagramt D oei mihered reaudily', andi( roeading . T. ID.; and agaii l'. P.]P. and( yet aigain F. P.; and one hugo P', around which the-se othiers were entwiined, and thon W. D). M. A. All time letters blended, yet oach wits di.;tinet. All lbo had seen ini thme book, all he again saw inm his vision. Dieam Most Glorious. D). M. G.-G. M. D).-Agnin he rang tImechmamiges; bmackward, forward, every wamy. Goeld Mledal Does(rvod. Mr. G. D.-Misory's Gireat Doelivorr,-till time wvouild fail to toll them all. 1'. 1'. P. stood for Perfect Peoao Premised for suf forers, anid sweet release frein Prostrat,ing P'urgatorial Pains. Anid agaiin F. P. was Freedom Promnised, and biaekward, P. F., it became Pain Floes. Now ho could got wvell, andl once well, lie would hue a imissminary, a Glad Missionary Devoted t.o the work of tolling othiere how they might get deliver. ancoe. lie went thirough the list of disenses among itose of his owmn who,inaintanice, from John labiison, whiose torpid !ivor gave him constanmt honudaceho and( sovero bilions ait tacks, oni through the, list of thIose sniforinig fiom ulcors, conghsi, weak amid dIuisese hunmgs, to his friend, Glenoral 13-- wihmo wvas 'is near the grave as hio. Aind for all these, iaswl as for himaself,thoieGraveoItilaisap1 pear from present vision, andu( oach miiiy lie (iven More Doendlos of life than they had hoped to have y'ears. Againist tIhe milder cases ho marked PP.P. Againast the serious cases lie marked U. M. D)., not the Grizzl'y MonsIer Deoath, which lie so lon g had dreaded, but sonmothing-oh, so muich bettor, as we shamll presenitl y see. In a shmort, while our hero was well, and went everywhere among his friends aiid neighbors, Icelling of hiis good fortuuno and shmowinug lie sick and time suffering how they might be healed. Some laughed and coni tiudto suffer, refusing to bolhealed. Mr woro wise, took his counsel and proved lble vision of the night, its lie hiad done. "A vlsionm, less bmesgilliig far, Thani wauking dreamiis by daylIght are." Can antythinmg lie mioro delightful thuan health after sickness? To be a well man to feel urto blood( coursing through your~ veins, to know that lungs, liver, kidnmeys, mind all the Graind Machiinery, Does its duty perfectly In Otto's body; to carry health's -ruddy mark on tIme chieekcs. Ahm, tis Is Good1 Most Decidedly. This was our hero's case, and thousands can tell thme samie story. Thme good angel has come to them. Tao hav seen the letters Gleam Most Distincetly e>for( their eyes, anti G'oing Moat, Donnmitely tc work in p)ursuing the instructions jvon thay have recovered th at great blo ing resth~ M hD. nea to then ca han Sf 6 Good!VtriouRly -Dbuoe and tyhOave bid their sick friends do what all the sick should do,inamely, themselves a comnmunloation with the W. -M, A., Which Done Most Assuredly will put them in the Way Desired Mo.st Anxiously. Alas, that human nature is so slow to be lieve-alae, that men and women are bowed down 'witn the burdon of gomblaints, of which they.might bb rid'-oonsumption, bronchitis, dyspopsie, heart disease, kidney disease, malarial complaints, scrofulous dis eases, skin diseases, tumore, ulcers, and many more. It would seem as though somo ill deity had given every letter of the alpha bet as many aseses as it could possibly de sire, thus foriing an alphabet of sorrow, suffering and woo. Happy they who the Great Mesure Discerning, hovo escaped the clutches of sad disonses. rjoking back upon his pnet experienoe, Mr. #ones tocis uraterut naoes ueciaeauy, and continues telling the.old istory of his siokness his vision, and his restoration to health; ior all the sick are not well yet. But he has had the pleasure of seeing, as he says, Good Miraculously Done to hundreds upon his personal recommendation. Dear reader, bear with us awhile if light has not yot dawned on your mind. The mys. tery will soon be revealed. If the key be not on your right hand it is at least on your left, in letters clear.as daylight.- A Good Many Delighted have discovered it and opened the portal to a long life and a useful one. Initials of words that stand for all that is sorrowful and sad, letters, the self-same letters, are of ton initial of words that breathe of hope and benediction. Search but awhile and you will find the boon, the blessing and the benefit. The mystery of the three P's of the F. P. of the G. M. D., and of the W. D. M. A., Wili DawN Most Auspiciously upon you. Columbus discovered America and won high honor and immortal fame, and they who have learned the secrots of the wonder before your eyes, good reader, Give Most Delightful testimonials of their gratitude. Of all sad words of tongue and pon, the saddest are theso-it might have been so sayeth the poot. When we think of the myriads that might have been saved from untimoly graves had they soon Mr. Jones' vision and sought his way to health; we fool sad. Yet we cannot but rejoice at the Great Many Delivered from death's door by 0. M. D., and that Pain's Positive Persecution has beet escapod again and again by P. P. P. Virtues unnumbered serve to make G. M D. the Greatest Mercy Deigned by favor Ig pro'%idences for the relief of sufferers, and its discovoror feels P. P. P.-Perfectly Pardonablo Pride in telling of the Growing Multitude Dolivered from the Grasp Most Dreadful of Groody Mournful Death. Every sick person is interosted in the theme hefore us, and every well porson, too, for who does not know some ono %yho is sick and needs, thoroforo, the good news of health that, is Givon Many Daily. Roader, mystifled reader, we will detain ou no longer. Porhaps you havo Guessed iost Deftly the hidden rneaning. P. P. P., ou know, stands for Pleasant Purgativo Po rots, curing constipation, torpithty of the liver, headacho and many other complainta. F. P., of courso, s Dr. Pierco's liavorito PrOscription, that IaL proved such a P. F., Primo Favorito and Precious Friend to la dies; safe, easy to tako, working like a char,n-curing the peculiar weaknesses in cident to their sex. The letters V. D. At. A. stand for the World's )ispensary Medical Assoe'iation, at, luffalo, N. Y., with its im posing tructures, its army of medical min, sp>oeialists all of them, and its president, Dr. 11. V. Pierce (the largo and contral P of MIr. Jonos' second vision), all at the service of tho sick and suffering, overywhero; while 0. Mt. D. is-well, read the initials of the paragraphs of this article and you will see fltt 0. Mt. D. is Golden Medical Discovery, thme hoon of the diseased. This wonderful 1. diciio cures all humors, from the worst Profulia to a common blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipolas, salt-rhoui, fever sores, scaly or rough skin, in sliort, all dis veiscs caused by had blood, are conquered by this powerful, purifying and lmlvig orating inedicine. Great eating ut cers rapiidly heial under its benign influ ences. Fspecia,lly has it manifested its po teiy in curing totter, boils, earbuncles, scrofuloums smoros and swellins,goitre or thick neck, and enlarged glan<ts. Uonsuim . tion, wvhih is scrofumlous disense of thse Ilungs, is promptly anmd piositively arrested and cured b,y this sovereign mand God-given r(ento ly, if taken before time last stages are reached. For weak hlungs, spitting of blood, coinsumptivo night swemats, and kindtred af feet ions, it is a sovereign reined y. For in digestion, dgapopsia anud torpid liver, or "biliousnoss. 'Golden Medical Discovery hans no eual, mjs it, oil'eets perfect and radical curies. You wvill do wecll if afilicted with any chronic disease to write to the Association for advice. describing your malady as well as you can. Al any cases are successfu,lly treated through correspondence and no fees are charged for consultation. For one dollar iand a half you can secure ai copy of the "Peoople's Common 8enso Medical Advisor " sonut postpauid to youtr adldress. Its puircImso wilt repay you. lin this is (Given More Desirable information th,an you cani findl in any other evork of a sinnlar nature. AGIIU li'i'U ii,. ThnE VAi.u's oir Sous.-Bo0ds are the cream of the s'oil, containing the very elements of p)lant food that make the so(il so p)roductive. Wheon properly rot ted this material makes one of the best invigorators to be found for trees, vines vegotables and is one of the moat readi fy and cheaply obtained fertilizeors in uisc. Sods may be gathered from the femice corners of tilled fields from the surfaice after plowving aind harrowing award land, and in mainy places0 from thle roadside wh'len the highways areoun dergoing repairs. To utlizo sods and scure from them their best fertilizing eitecis, they should be gathered and piled up~ mi some out of the way p)lace, and tile wvhole coveredl with ashes or chipi dust, or both, to keel) tile grauss from growing. A year or two wll bo rqiuired1 for them to thoroughly (decay un as out downi and shloveled over after laying long einough for the grass to be ontirely killed ouit. Water should be appllied at intervals, suflicient to keep the pile moist and p)revent a dry, moldy rot. Theii beet way to provie for the wetling dlowni is to leave the top cupping iad alpply the water abundantly in a thy time. To got such a lot of good material in the best shapej) for appiymng to orops we would advise minmg it with good weoll rotted barnyard manure. Say about two loada of it to one o the ma nure, then spread it broadcast on grass and crops of small grain; for corn or vogetable appiy in the hills or drills. Tumntu is danma:er inl stimulating too large a ilow of rich milk by feeding high Jy of imiea and grains to inew nmileh cows. Thoso dlairymein who boast of enormous yields of milk frequently lose a cow >r have cono rendered worthless by caking her bag or in the loss of one or more teate. IN the ease of an unusually jarge and wvell (developed he.ifer there is no objec tioin to havimg tile first calf before she is two years old, but when tundersized or at all weakly, it is safer to let her reach the age of two and one-half or three years. If thrifty heifers come in at an early age and are properly attended to, they usually make better milkers than wheon they come in late. INSEcTs of differcnt spboies are attrac ted to tile plants suited to their wants. If an odor strong enough to overcome the natural odor <(f the plant, or the earlh atronnd it, it will no longer attract thme mnsect, but will escape Its depreda tions. There are many strong odors, carbolic acid, for example, that might be employed for such purposes. 13Ar, is used to destroy the onion maggot with partial success. About Jumly 1st wow Lwo bushels to the acre' the salt also hastens tihe maturity o~ in~e crp DOMESTIO. M[oTr MAxTuw.-An inoffensive and effectual mixture may be made of equal quantities of cloves, carraway seed, nut. meg. mace, cinnamon and Tonquin beans, to which add as much orris root as will equal the other,ingredients put together. The whole should be gound, thoroughly mixed, and put into little bags, which may be hung in closets or put Among clothing, with the certainty of ihe remedy being effectual if resorted to in time. When ths prevention has not been resorted to, and the mischief 'a upon you, the use of preventive means is mere idle waste of time. With out allowing an hour to elapse imme diately after discovery of recent ravages turn everything out of the house that is made. of woolen; search it, shake it, beat it -if it will bear it, put it in the sunshine, or, failing that, hang it before a good hot fire as near as can be borne. In the worst cases put the infected ar tioles in an oven as hot as they will bear. This last is especially necessary for infected mattresses, one znattress sometimes being half eaten away and containing thousands of grubs that should never be admitted into the house again. If .they can be all killed and beaten out the mattress may be of some service again, otherwise it should be thrown away as worte than worthless. LAMP CHIMNEYS.-Kerosene oil is generally used tor lights in the country, and the cleansing of lamp chimneys in quite tiresome, but must be attended to overy day. The burners often get out of fix, and it is very vexatious to keep them in running order. When they are clogged and will not turn up or down, and are all covered with soot and gum, do not throw them away, but take a little iron kettle and put in a pint of wood-ashes and a quart of water; put in the burners and set them on the stove and let them boil live or ten minutes; take them out, and with a soft rag wash them clean and dry them well. They are then as-good as now, and will (o another six months. It is very little trouble to do it, and saves much vexa tion. After oilo has tried it once she will not be apt to forget it. Nice looi ing, clean lamps are quite an ornament, while a smoky chimney and bad-amelling burners are not agreeable. SPONui drops are nice to mix with other cako in the basket. Beat four eggs to a stiff froth; then stir inl one heaping cup of sugar and one cup and a third of flour. One teaspooniul ot baking powder should be thoroughly mixed with the flour. Plavor with lem on and drop from a dessertspoon on buttWred paper spread on 'tin plates. The oven shuuld be hot, and the cakes will bake in a few minutes. They re quire watching, as they are very likely to brown too much. In making frosting many have a poor success of it, and complain that it rolls up in turfs and will not frost. The reason doubtlegs is that it is not beaten properly abd the knife not dipped often enough in cold water 'when putting it on, For good frosting take five table spoonfuls of pulverized sugar and the white of one egg; whip the egg until very stiff; not reating at all, addig sugar gradually; flavor delicately with any essence desired, and spread with a broad-bladed knife, not forgetting to dip the knife repeatedly in cold water. MOLASSEs PUD DINo. --Four cupfuls of flour, six eggs, tivo and a half cupfuls of molasses, one and a half cupfuls of butter, or butter and lard mixed, one cupini of butter or some cream and a toaspoonful of soda. Season to your tabto with cinnamon, ginger or cloven and eat with hot boiled molasses as a' sauce; or else hot molasses, p)repared by adding a small pinch of soda and stirring until it froths up well, it may be mnatIe more palat ible by the addition of lemon or nutmeg as flavormng. LEMON jelly. to spreadi between layers of cake or on the top of sage or cuastard puddings, is madec by grating the iind of two lemons and squeezing out the juice; add a hieap:ng sup of sugar, a tallspoonful of butter. Stir these to - gether, and then add thrce eggs beaten very light; set te basin or hattle pail In which you have this in another of boil ing water; stir it constantly~until it thickens. When-it is cold it is ready for use. A vatnY delicate and easily prepared dessert can be made of chocolatc, and as almost all persons are extremely fond of chiocolate, it is very sate. Take one and a half pints of milk, three squares of baker's chocolate grated in milk; let it come to a boil. WVhen cool add the yolks of three eggs, three tablespoons of corn starch, one cup of sugar; pre pare the whites of eggs with sugar for frosting, brown nicely and serve cold, To CIEANSE BAKINo CRoKERsY-Bak ing-plates and pudding-diahes that have been used for a long time need a through cleansing occasionally. To (do this put them ini a kettle or water ini wvhich you have put a spoonful of wvood ashes to one quart of water, Let them boil in this for one honr, and if any grease has been absorbed through cracks mn the glazing, it will be remiovedl, and p)iccrust baiked on a plate thus cleaned will be sweet and not unwvholeso)me. Fon a very good fruit-puiddinig, use one coll'ee cup of gratedl broaid, also one of apples, coolped ine, and one ol Enghan currants; add three eggs, bea ten well, and for flavoring use lemon extract and grated nutmeg. After mix ing thoroughly, steam for two hours and a half and then serve with wine sauce. SQUAsu griddlc-cakes, wvhich are very nice for breakfast, are made ofetwo cup fuls of cooked squash that has been passed through a sieve, a pint of milk, two well-beaten eggs, two spoonfuls of sugar, a pint of flour, thoroughly silted, a teaspoonlul and a half of baking po0w der, and a pinch of salt. Bent all to gether until light and smooth. A TEASPOONFUnj of borax p)ut in the last waiter in which clcthes are rinsed will whi tan them surprisingly. Pound t se borax so it wilt dissowvo easily. This is especialhy good to remnove tuo yellow that time gives to whit3 gar ments that have been laid aside fur t .vo or three years. AN excellent dressing for poultry is made of a small loaf of baker's bread; one-half of a cup of butter, to yolks of four eggs, pepper, salt, a littio savory and two onions sliced and fied biownu; then wvet thoroughly with boilting wat,r and mix well. EAw starch, applied with a -little wa ter as paste, wilt generahy remove all stains from bed ticking. To rettove tar, rub thoroughly~with clean lard, and then wash with soap and warm water This may be i.pplied to either the-hands or clothe. 1USe ddlestone who tried th repeutt l%lcsse of Belt, the sculptor In Lond'i; bbgan life as a schoolmaster went to the .4r. entered Parliament a a opusier.a was always -chaffe" a a 'tftlitA " miirled a lady'of'ittle got a Jud-P, and is even now de clared to be unduly impressed with th< overwhelMiugimpoitance of arigtoorAti society. The loubs.arQ.fsptening upo him a charterlitf6 i ancedote. do1nl out to dhnerw eceily ho learned thsv an Illustrio11sDuke was to be of th party. -As.ho- encountered the butle in -the hall he slipped half a sovereig into his hegd, saying: "I hve.a %ei special to- say tothyDte coa trive that t hext to l'Im;" "Thati you," said the bfitler) returning hL money 'hO Grace has just given me sovere6 to place you at the other en of the rooma." The Duke knew hi man. An JusunMbce agent named Pyle, In running fell over the 6tile, - St. Jacob's Oil gave him relief And the pain was so brief, 11e got up and said: "T should smilo." 'iA lame ok lady at Keyser, 'Had no Ono to advise her, ,'Till Doctog Joln Boyle, Tried t. Jacob's 011, Its action;did simply surprise her. No RoT1SOmLDS present: Some dal kieq started o faro-bank in a Kentuck town a short time ago. and no one we allowed to bet over 10 cents at a timc A man from Allen county was in to se what he could se.e, and in his ramble came upon the darkey faro bank, H pulled our a$5 bill, bought itas wort In chips and put them on, the jaal The dealer was busy, and at first di not see the big pile of chips and com menced dealing. He all at once looke up, saw Alle county's Pile, and inquir ed: "Who's dat sot pecamed on da jack?" Allen county, not knowing th rides of the game, very sternly remarked "That's mine." The dealer gazed a him for a moment and replied: "Pu har down from dar. Pull her dow from dar; you must tink Roschiles ai playing dis game." A Va'e of Pnealsoliin. Mr. D. U. Darnaby, of Owego, N. Y., says that hi daughter was taken with a violent cold which term nated with pneuonia. and all the bot phyiclun gave the case up ala said she could not live but a feN hours at most. She was in this condition when friend recommended Dr. Hais Bal am for the Lunag and advised her to try it. the accepted it as a Iast ri sort, and was surprised to nud that it produced marked obange for the better, and by persOvering i its use a permanent curu wam offected. Townsloy's Toothache Anodyne cures intantly. WxAT they do not say: He-"You father must be worth at least a uillio: and you would enable me to go througi life in a style I never could hope fo without You. I do not love you, it h true, but-one cannot expect everything So let us marry. If your father fails can crawl out of it somehow." She Very well I You will never amount t anything, but you are good enough a far as you go. 1 have trifled with s many men that most of them hate m and I may not get a better offer. If do I can break the engagement." Menstinan's Peprt'uized beef tonic, th only pretparat,lon or beef contalning Its eli tire nutritious properties. It contain blood-making, fo: ce generating and life sustaining propertIes; Invaluable for indi. gestion, dyspepsla, uervous prostration, ani all forms of general debihty; also, in al enfeebled condItions, whether the result o exhaustion, nervous prostrauion, overworl or acute disease, particularly if resultinj fr om pulmonary complaints. Caswell Hazard & Co., proprietors, New Yorb Bold by all druggists. DonnLAnn WATansBUar was calling at tontion to his shirt, wvhich was ver' neatly made, and which, he saId wit, pride, wats made by his wife. "Did she make the entire shirt? asked Gihooly, carelessly. "Every atitch of it." "Well, I didn't know, I heard the she always collared and cuffed you, bu Sdidn't know who made the rest of lhb shirt." TIiuot. Hlusiand of Mine is three tlines tihe mnan lie was before lhe biege using wells' Iiealtth ienewer. SI. DJruggLsts. IN a i3oston newspaper ofice: Tb gentleman who is making up the forr -"Here's att item that has no mark an there's no way to tell where it belongs. Foreman-"~What's it headed ?" Makei up-" -An Old Scandal Revived.' Foreman-'"', that goes in the Ne' England news." Ladies and( chien's boots and shot cannot run over If Lyon's Patent ie< Stitleners are used. A CHANGE of husiness: "What a ma: F'inxtoni is to change round !" exelaime Mrs. Fenderson.' "It was oniy lat week that lhe went into the grocer business, and now he has gone into in solvency." "Oh, that's nothing I" re plied I"ogg; "good deal more money i it, you know, Emory's LiAttle Cathartic Pill-best inati for Liver Complaint and Biliousnesi Tlasteless, harm less, infallhble. 150. lOT to be taken literally: Mrs. Sa1 Milhidge, an Austin l.ady, was busy tra ing to make a pincushion of sawdan when the colored spokcame to ask whr she should cook for dinner. "Go wa~ and don't bother me now. My head I lull of sawdust now and I can't think< anything else." For soro feet, swollen jolints, sprains, corn or' bunions, iuse St. Pastilck's Satlve. ITran art appreciated: "What did yo think of the water.oolor exhibition thi year?" asked an artist of bia super- me thetic friend, JTra, .X ' Very fair, p fair, indeed, The pictures set off t~ divi(ne gill palperinig 1t4 a charming waj Dr. KlIne's Gireat' Nolrve Rteetorer ls th0 mnary of thle age for all nerve diseases. All fits -stoppi free. send to 931 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Ps. To the manloEborn: t' 'am a nath American, citizen, born, be: jabersy I ins country,"asaid Mr.-Muldoort at recent political' gathering, "and, If y disbelieve it, comte around home and will show ye me naturalamathion pi p)hers." For Thiek Road., Iheavy stomnachs, liious contions-Wella' Mu A pple P'ills--anti-lilioug, cathartIc. 10 anid 96c. Too heavy to carry: "B3ah .Jove I" el claimed young DudlboI, "the weatha Is 6etthtag so EiAla, yer know., that must have the fe&'nle taken off niy cani It's too beastly lieavy.for a warm da ydr know," s4torlng from a Cold, g4vte . BU l0A W, dy U t d"it I twenty,fve .cent b1o le cTr the .ort CoDgh.' _______ FononR int9ospOotion: . cene usi cal party at the Vei Highitdopo. Bes > ident foreign pitleinai toJTolin P' ites 3 -It is a, de'ghtfi4 0caoAo; I To -as 4, sure myself that you efijy it, J. . 1; who is out off by the muslo from his I usual dlversions)-Oh, yes, very mitho o thaiks; iiavex't thought of so manly r things suice I was last at 0hurefi 1 m B,o 00STET-Te yo CELTED e S TER Whitt the gre-it restorative, Hlostetter'll "R1omach1 iteri, wV 11 Ito, mu1118. be gatholed f romi What It haLS (tdulle. It has e-f'auted rallicill l'urcH InI thousanlds V of elta.'I of tsyspupsia, bilious daurderg, Intermit.. a tout fever, niorvous affee.t4ins, golterad deb lity, a constipation, stok head.Ache, mental tiespondencoy, anid thte loectilitar co.ahtswanimldisatites to Whichk the feble aire Ho zisuuject. For liale by aill Drugs.gimts anal Dealers generally. r Noth InX in the world equal to It for the curo of Scrofula, Pimples, neils. Teller, Old Soroo, Sore"Eyes, Mercurial Diseases, Catarrh, Loss of Appetite, Frmals Complatu.2, anal all Blood dlis.,'s. It ,iever fail@. All druggists and country store keepoe seln It. R. E, Selters 3.A Co., Props, Pittsburgh, on every bottle. 3 IN 1IRT1 Nllm A0 AMFREEYWUDO RIANADBAt Vat tere th restofe alloLiniets, ftors lianr't an 1d0 Beas. bte gsalues to'dwal a i tnrgfer than vr. ~tTeIt,s 'sr l when ally S othsli fai, ikadienetratel skn, tenn anothscng to the oryqa bon o, tohe curfeP o r il,Pmls ol,Tler, Oloveoriers IrApant, Feal u npasj1r E ust alt lm d.a..c a. ee ,n.yor ownlto. rermss and$ UU outit ftreeepAdrssl II. HALET &. 8 Co, Ti Ato., n s,n a'teu n verytle.etwl tSlaarial of inne n tteset a.. MRXI~N IllTftN IJIN aENT MANE AND Danc,A ooT S Te eicn yuttgLnmen as boonknow fo morchian ty.fne,L year itsthe st is adinimentse o Man n lBeas. I n sa t yn re largr thn evr. of 0tires1 whe al othois fil, nti )n broes orIn tendoyn o E VERy Ali. -rq tsrr Viter EnS s'i a *Rit to ntatll st,a ne Wrl fo atE k n s . Fph MEDl CAL(( oePriecat h utnn&Tlrors. St.anJfih,. aoli. $66avee nyu wn twn. Trms d inf Ou ;, Portlano,eane.Poet ecudfoal - Ths ansteringa cvr.soetwl cfverya pour tan ell-knon m imer ofd turhe Pto ' .e I by ot a ixusa t eys t hedea r a t . ie i noiie tmny,Iariga hi:a Kidney ad Livnr uring th1ati ots at ime ,i wa osverelyafcte tha I was, ab so sn 8 trybaly wolo; m uhtryoras wolll,srof i a .dredftdcondtion my blood si ahwrehe ft, an t ha ecmlo mo ere n , iLatedrso pooly hatmylan s and etwu i ecl a wnumbsa and s whie asto apearlafe es oos Iroagbs, n bed,butwould-koo lur ia bolin om tolne do o teoherallnigt, owt or woude, mor tb ER.M conIon becam wo equous tat neras to b ondett. Iconslte tbs ocptors,en r ord the numerousmedicin lnini aldeu, but nrair d idy grw wrse,and as ne' sa cndtIo naerybway it%hn a ongtimovalud fiendot ino, procm I t viurnt themdy,a heh known wondrful lure hedied by it. Upon isrpeetation I obtaed to. lisottes ted Iedy cmeced tain lut.a direlct enrely. om upioi osta wAsvr in aru conito whe.kon I ene to oakr th licemfory, wndhno tetnin iuty thowel , yerwa he Uin.1.. p ot. mdo rxlso lc, in on dy'scu nue to tkes hi tieno< nd tinpov oea ntm fro d bee dadu1 tobe with eie o f t te n wato sre aiictd that ov wai tlall to stnd y n m a y t enye and lower pnars oy me,g aweih i hr a dl s l le ; s a n ire to r n w er in w b ut wa uodsrse l ve la otdto liel .irti aI exh oot ynus rmoorilgtan si aI to be055 dtty. co oy.oe ithera doo, ort tied roboh 46* the tri 1o the 6torys 1 , exk AuAi WAS "YQa-Wit.4ei6 -s 11"0A94i HE *son hteioa On &.0A i6ln The bout ktopped t t'a: plaoe li the river where there a wonderfulboe. One o the- getidien' 484d .v46yw* iin the orpwd for' a pistol with i9 wpke'up thie'eqas 1T40qa. h any p toi1but agetltemanLfomArkansas sitiit he, had something' that wao' #arfted silht more reliable Ihan a pistol, and pulling out of his boot a knife with a thirteen-inch blade handed It over to the liarty who wanted to stir up. th echoes. Dr. Pieroc's "Favorlte Prescrlption" is not extolWd as a "cure-all," but admirably ulfilS a singleness of purpos, buing a most potent speine in the chronic weaknesses ecfliar. to 'women. - 1 Dr. culiar to Women, 90 pages sent stamps. Address WOnLD s DItPINAR. MEDICAL Assu(nATION, Bufthlo, N. Y. IN a Dakota town, one Sunday after. noon the Postmaster called on hih neighbor, and as he took his departurc he informed his neighbor that ther( was a letter in the Post Olice for hini A feiv days afterwards the Postmastei met his neighbor in a saloon and tok him again about the letter that bort his address. John discharged a strean of tobacco juice, siraightened up ani said: "William, from what State did the letter come?" "Ohio," replied the P. M. "Send it to the dead-letter office, That letter contains my grocery bill Confound that grocery man, he has dia covered my location again." "Accept our Gratitude." Dr. i. V. Pmu, Btilthlo, N. -Y.: Dem sir-Your "ciolldent Medil Discovery" hai cured my boy ofa ifvor soro of two yours standing. Please Iecept our gratit ude. Yours truly, 11 BNIRY WR1ITINQ, loston, Alass THEnm was nothing mean about him "Charles," she said, as she leaned hei classical head upon his broad, stalwar shoulder, "I have. but one request t< make before our wedding." "Speak out dearest," he answered huskily. "Wha is it?" "I want a look of your hair.' "Take it, darling." he cried, snatohinj off a brown, vinegar-colored wig an< forcing it into her hands. Take it. 14 one shall ever say 1 refused any reques from my future wife involving an out lay of only $15." Dr. Pierce's "Pellets"-lIttle liver pill (sugar-coated)-purlify the blood, speediI: correct all disorders of the liver, stomach and bowels. By druggists. Tim latest Whistlerian critieism Whistlerian enthusiast-"And how di you like the Whistler exhibition ?" Faii critic--'Oh, I was charmed. The wals the programmes, the furniture-every thing was quite too lovely. All in yel low and white, you know." Whistleria enthusiast- "But the etchings?" Fal critio-'-The etchings? I-I don't re. member seeing them." 'The successful man has many imitators in tis peculiar line of business, but still there Is orily one originator. So, also, the great petroleum hair renewer, Uarbollne,as now improved andI perfected, holds the palm agaimst all unitators as a genuine ar ticle of merit. Try it. 1T has been discovered that potaali for potatoes does little good unless ap. plied early and thoroughly mixed witi the eoil, This may Indicate either thai the potato plant needs the potash in itt eiarliest stages of growth or that the al. kahi serves other purp)oses in developing plant food in the soil, which requires longer time. 1t is probable that crud< potash Is rarely or never used as plani iood. As It absorbs nitrogen and be comes a nitrate of potash its virtues be como.available for plant nutrition, The IFraaer Axle Grease Is the best in the market. It Is the most eonical an,d cheapst, one box 1asting a-s long as two of any otuer. One grsing will last two wooks. it received first premium at the Centennial and Paris Exp 'sations, also me.!ala at various State fairs. Buy no other. CHICKEN FEATHEn8R.-TIIO tail andi wing feathiers of ch)ickens are uisually thrown away as wortbless, but manu. facturers of feathier-duste, B and othe useful ar'icles pay good,prices for them, The following direotions howv to savt and pack for market, may 1be of servic< to our readare: 1. Save all the larg< and small tadleathers, and those iron' thie first and second joints of the wing. 2. Pick dry and keep clean; lay their straight, and pack in light boxes; dc not tie in bundles nor ship in bags oi barrels. 8. Keep the tail and wing. reathers separate. Skinny Men. "Wells'HIealth Rlenewer"restores health and VIgor cnres Dyspepsla, Impotence, sexual Debility. $i. IF the farmers of the country whc own worthless - dogs-curs witi out breeding--could be induced to destroy them and substitute one well bred shep,. herd pup, not more, to each farm, th wealth of every farming communiity would be vastly increased in many ways. Farmers with a little tact in getting along with a dog would soon find the cooly saving them many a snep. Eagei and anxious to learn, willing to do any. thing in his power.the young dog nieedi only wise and patient restraint, an In tebilgens direction to make him the mosi useful hand on the place.. *Drugglets say that Lydia E. 'mnkham'e V getable (Iomnpound is the h>eat remnedi for female comiplamnls they ever heard of, ANDnEw BUnni-T, of Weliesley, whc r*aises considerable quantities of flai turnips for feeding to milch cows,writej as follows: "When I grass down or well manured lands the middle or lasi of August, 1 sow a quarter of a pound of white flat turnip seed to the acre witli grass seed, harvesting' the turnips aftei about three mon4hs' growth, Too muecl seed is commonly used In raising tur. nips. I should usd less than a pound of seed to the acre if I were sowing r.othing else. Srv-rIm .0OUT FOOD. -When an ani. mat chews Its food and spite It out. which is called quidding--It Indicates s diseased, overgrown, or injured tooth. This Interference with the masticatoi produces Indigestion and failure ofeon ditlon, but these ett'eots will soon disap. pear when the cause is removed. The teeth should be 4xaniined aind those that are foilid disorder&l In aly way treated as may be neede(1. If the -edges are sharp or project, they should be rasped and smOothed, or, if re9nisite, the tooth should be rensoved, '2he trouble will then cease, WWI RheUmafls eura S L.umbago, Backache, Jieadadh, To Oth qBrTe m pssn s.1,a ANDp ALI, OTIEZR HOD11- PAINS ACIgI&, Bold bgDruggis&ts%udDeaers over wh .yfty 04ntis bottle. A. VOUELENt 00. A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN. [Fro the Boston Glob#.j - Rese d(tors.: The abov is a good likeness of Mro. Lydia E. Ilk. ham, of Lynn,s, sswho abov allother human belngu may be truthfully called th "Dear Friend of Woman," as some of her correspondents love to call her. ho is xcalously devoted to her work, which to thooutcomo of a Ito-study, and ins obliged to keep six lady assistants, to help her answer tIo large correspondenco which daily pours in upon her, each bearing its special burden of suffering, or joy at releaso from It. Her Vegetable Compound is a medicine for good and not evil purposes. I have personally investigated it and am satisfied of the truth of this. On account of its proven morits;At is recomilended and prescribed by the best physicians n the country. One says a "It works like a charm and saves much paln. It will cure entirely tho worst'form of falling of the uterus, Leucorrhoa, irregular and painful Msstrunation,all Ovarian Troubles, Inlannation and Ulceration, Floodings, all Displacements and the con. sequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to the Change of LAfo."1 It permeates Lvery portion of the system, and gives now Hfe and vigor. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weak. ness of the stomach. It cures Bloating, Ieadaches. Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured by its use. It will at all titnes, and undnar all clrctcinstances, act in haanony with the law that governs the fetale rystein. It costs only $i. Iwr bottle or six for $5., and is sold by druggists. Any advice requiredas to special cases, and the names of inany who have beet restored to perfect health by the use of the Wgetablo Compound, can be obtained by addressing Mrs. P., with stamp for reply, at her home in Lynn, Mass. For Kidney Comnplaint of elhor sex this conpoundis unmurlassed as abundant testinoninla show. 4 11r. Pinkan's Liver Pills," says one writer, "are the beat in the erorld f.or the cure of Constipat ion, Dillousnes andl Torpidity of the liver. ller Blood Purillerworks ronders in its special line and hids fair to etual the Componndl in its popularity. All miust respect her as an Angel of Mercy whose sola anbition is to do good to others. Philadelphia, 'a1- 0) Mrs. A. M. D. I T STOPPED FREE * U ~ nsane Persons Hesiaod * U Dr.KLINE'S GREAT - WNERVE RESTORER f.ara//BHaAsN & NaRVX IMasRAnuna. Oun/ysra lrNPa Lan R e(ac as urectd A . ,/a4, is ia' rc. rat"se andl $2s rial bottlec free to ece C I. Slen , es. P. Oana a x. . s alareva( aillcted to lniaN iio3 Arch St.. it'adelphia,a.. des Gn Agencoy, 159 udson Stret,N.Y. fo t ialh lil-lox 10-4 ilith a.h.V. THE SUN INEETN .ITl aauperfiaaous words anal halrases of aanehaant aur nalissn were Ioang ago aienaralh laby TJiW EI hU N t rea. Port.s ian a frdpala. 'aiaeelnoat, nuaaonven-ationnaia ws all thaa newstof thaswor1ld nal it anya ox ati- what I Uaankaa ( aouta)la antln nn~ aets sbt Halsrption:a D)AIL. nige by iol,one.n n1ina, aor $1.50 a year; hsBAS luI es),1$1.0per.,enr;W I:K .v (8plages), L. W. ENGLAND. Pbliaher, New York City. 3QQ FAAlM F itR "A LI Ont or ne~ar nait wanlr; hecalthay ad maildl elinaaato. iend.a stampal. I., t(i. 1. sLI!E & Ut).. Ili hlan at., Nairfaolk. Vsa. CURIES WHERE Att ELSE FAILS, liest Couagh Myrua' Tanat eagooda. Usae In la'e. ao by diruaaists 'Iahe mostceativatinag naarratlvo of eaarly border lIfo aver written. A lisnnunszn for Oldl Agenata atal a daaaa did Msaster for Rieginnears. A eltsm are now ma a ahug It0 to lf,bo. kaa >er day. We svana uns Agema ian o-et-y towaa. ienad or ternaia and circualiara free. 3U orngrls lot laern. El N. 7ih Fireet,. Pla.. Pa. $65 MRETEATClERNS Ligt Bsinssin your tounty. Address, P. W ZIELEl& CO., 915 Arch St.., PhIlatdelphIa. bMyne's Amouin e~o fgmn.w mana YOUNG MEN *"ar" Tsrr VAPYIorand Oirculars froo. VA Lat IN ve yO . Jase.a . reum0 for Epiles or Fit,. irn2 hoturs. Free to ior.D. KtnUsE.28- Arsaal 1., lIt. Lotnie. 11o. Aure relief TlA KIO0ER'8 PA8TILLES.''ia chRiowa a. f ISY REItN N MAIL. -A ful aser, pa,, o i blooDyas NBwa TalLo 8tmof Danss 00N8U PTIUN. I have a positive remedl air thte fabove disasoby Its use thaousads of eases ofthe worste kind and ofIon nieeytia Icwl enal Two hlO"n coitg. ether lt ALABL TliIEATi8E on thIs dlsaessI,, toa ys br ive A x ress ~and P. aathlren, ThALendingLondialphyu. lelun establishes ts for the Ouroor' EPILEPTIO PITh,. baa31ph oo esonswAgi.yJ eraofjfen.l 0 hthnaluo tfreto kty aat Sll'"M.''al"i eprss a -na.,Nd ow Yoe. 0. B..m rmC sligPe rA D for ajetd a ll ti. est Otod e cent. ATIONA B, P0. 0. a .c $5 to$2 rdyano .sa or flu ChItRS-A wrnaaes suardsae 'C e ___ a ass, l.a n - .h. * errhea