The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, March 08, 1883, Image 4
Thle p o n
(Baltimore Ameriean.)
srsdtor:
1 teldon aj)par publicly In print, but
the facts connected with my experience
which follow - are so striking;:and bear so
closely upon the experienoe of others, that
I venture to reproduce theil entire:
In the month of Septembor,; 1879, I was
practicing medicine in New Orleans. The
summer had been. excessively hot and
everybodyl was complaining of being ex -
hausted and-.feping tired, it was not an
unfrequent occurrence to have patients ask
for something to redefe this Wiry' asdia
tion, ancj that I should also partake of the
same~diverial lapitude or wdakness, did
not alarm ni I upposed that over-wor.c
and exposure 4&4 produced 4 temporary
physical pros&,atio; .therefore I! made a.
trip to St. Paul, Minn.,thinking that a few
weeks In a cooler eltgna"e would soon rein
vigorate me. -' I4ttl' did I dream, howe
er, what waa~in tore for me. - Atter get
ting settled in my new quarters 1 took a
short walk every day, and patiently await
ed a return of strengthi, but in spitq of all
my e w'. ]sbeiheil t9 bo lsing-strength;
and eton 'iny'sligh ekercise becaie 'labd
rious and tiresowie. . P ug this. time I
had frequent 410 Ac .ains in my head
and through my back and hips, occasional
shooting pains in various parts of the body,
with soreness, shortness of breath, and pal
pitation of the heart. My feet and hands
would be like ice one day, and burn with
heat the next. I had no desire for food,
and w 4t I did est distressed me; my sleep
becan e dIaturbdd'with the frequent desire
to urinate. The.quantity of fluid passed
would at one time be small and at another
quite prof use. Then for days I would be
perfectly 'ree from this desire and nothing
seemed to be the matter; nevertheless my
debility gradually increased. My eyelids
were puffed out; my bo ois were alternate
ly torpid andetod ichi e,ithe urin4 wOkild
be clear sonie days, on others it would be
of high.colgrand deposit. a black dust sedl
ment, and it still others there would be a
whitish appearance and a thin greasy scum
would rise to the top, The pains in my
head, back, Abest, joiti;bowels and bones
were horrible in the extreme. I went in
vain from place to place and consulted the
best medical authorities the- country af
fords; I wpuld have a chill one (lay and a
burning tever the next. I suffered excru
ciatingly with a nunibuess of my fet and
hands, and at the base of the bram and be
tween my shoulders; at tines my limbs
and body would bloataand phylcians -said
I was suffering ffoin the dropsy and could
not recover.
llow I could be so blind to the terrible
trouble that was devouring me, I do not
know; but there are thousands to-day who
are suffering from the saie cause and are
as ignorant of its nature as I was. My skin
was the color of marble at one tine, and
then again it would be like saiffron, and
I his terriblb restlessness, and I might say
wildness, was followed 1y a dull, heayy,
drowsy sensation. I was wasted to a nt-re
skeleton except when the dropsical bloat
occurred. I tried all the celebrated min
iral waters of this country and 10,urope; all
kinds of medicine and all kinds of doctors.
'itill no help came. 1 lay at my hotel in
Philadelphia, where I was temporarily so
jouruing, given up by friends and physi
cians alike,* when there providentially
came into my hands a little pamphlet
which 1 carefully read, and fioim which I
got a view of my real coindition, which no
oilier agency had revealed. Acting on its
advice, .I had my water analyz~ed at once,
and to my surprise, albumen andl tube
casts were found in large quant~ies, A
skillful physielan was scnt for and~ aipprisedt
of the fact. He said I had liright's Dis
ease, aiid that death wuas certain. lily
friends importuned me to lake a remedy
which had won a great reputation for the
cure of aill forms ot' kidney dilsease, and I
therefore laid adido my p~rejudice and com
mienced its uso. At flret my stomtach re.
jectedi It and I had to use small quiantities;
biut after the lirst five (lays my stomach re
tained full dgsca. This was one year ago
last October asnd -niy imnprovement was
iapid and pernmanenut. I have regained 50
of the 65 pounds of Iliesh I lost duiing my
illness, uu i. feel as well to-day as I evci
id, and 1 Can unreservedly'state that umy
life was..saved by Warner's Bafe Kidney
andi~ Liver Cure, the remedy I used.
It may senm strange that I,being a phy
sician atnd an ex-aitmy surgeon, did not
have the water analyzed before; but such
us the fact. ,[ had the nyanptpmas of every
other disase, anid I did not 'suspect that
my kidneys were in the least -particular
out of order; andi here is Juist where I was
in the greatesi AsOge,i ansI- whxee'ost
people who readi this article arc in dlanger.
1 ilnd that I am only one of thousands who
are sufferiag from kiduey disorders, which
ineglectedl, surely t'ernlinhtI i Briglit's dis
case. I also kdfow thatt phyisiciaiis may
treat these di orders for months without,
knowing clem 19 What tlie ti'ouble Is, and
even after ascertaining the cauise, be uuna
bile to prevdnt It. When jeunth, liowever,
linally overtakes th e.(191~6s# v4thm they
dlisguise its real cad se, attr ibuting it' to
heart (disease, con ivtlisions, apoplexy, ver
tigo, pa algasle, spmnal meninug ils, blood
and1( uretfI 6 isohing, et'c., etc:
Words, of couree, fItl to express my
thanks to I-. HI. Warner & Co., of Roch
ester, N. Y., for giving the world suieh a
needed and certain spuecific as the Bate
Kidney nd Liver Cure, lt such mis they
ate I glably gie thin; 'While to the ttious
snds to whom~ I hgve .lectutred upon the
laws of health and -h'ygene I comimeddl
this letter most cordilally, atnd warn them
to beware of thue insidibus nature of a dis
case ovcr .whmech physicianus confess they
have no control aind which in one fornm or
anot her, is carryling more people to tantiun.
ly graves thanu any other maladly.
--3. -M. PORT1011, M. D.
Eailmqre, .M44,.9 tW. aratoga street...
A BOUTUZRN exchange gives a plan for
counting sheep somewhat, as follows: The
ahniel are'allowecd to run through a narrow
chute; the coutnter, stands where . he, cait
check the run of sft'eep, and hias a'strinig of
tmghtly-fittingrheather buttonis, all at one
ene; as fast as 106i sheep pass, a buitton is
m'>vedi to the other .end.
Q/ a hundred peas p~reservedi in the free
air by Messrs. Van Tuegheum, and Uaston
Bonnier ninxety afterward germiinated: of a
hundred mnelosed with air. In a sealed tube
only forty-five, while of a like lot kept in
cam bomic acid gas rcoae grew. Similar re
stit were obtalneri with other seeds,show
ing clearly that all seeds should be stored
where pure air may have access to them.
To draw a logd-on a sund road requires
a power equal to -one-fifthu the weight of
the load, an ordinary earth or dirt road re
(duces thuis, approximately, 'd'ha haff, while
a clay bed roadl agmreduees a half, good
cobbles requiite.a thirtieth equivaleut,4 while
American Belgilan blocks necessitate a
fortieth. Asphalt is calculated as requir
ung one hundred and fortieth, while the
leverage on-spa prfdiry~railroad ws but one
t wo hundta'th.A 1od ifcing this T6~ pracet
cal horse power, one horse, on aa ordinary
rail.. can dtraw a wagon weight that would
require the power ofilwontyr hors~sa over a
cominoun dirt road, and of forty through a
Jefrfoy sand path. Tis simple proportion
e s a valuable guide in close loadhing."
AGItUQ0UBE.
ADMINWIStRiN DiUes To DOGS AND
Pias.-The following Is the safest method
oFt giving medicine to dogs in a liquid form
Tie the mouth and have him hold firmly.
Then draw out the cheek, which acts as a
funnel, and pour down the fluid. It he
elenclies the teeth so as to exclude the liq.
uid, but a bit of wood between them. In
giving a bolus or ball, one person should
hold the dog between his knees, the hinder
part realing on the floor. Another person
then torces open the mouth by pressing
the forefinger and ti umb of the left hand
upon the lips of the upper jaw, and with
the right thrusts the ball far enough back
toward the animal's gullet to insure its
ready passage to the stomach.
To prevent disgust and. sickness nau
seous medicines should be enveloped in
thin paper or in a thin flour wafer. When
ever possible the necessary medicine should
be introduced into the food of the pig. If
this is impossible small pigs may be
drenphed by seizing them by both cars,
placing them between the legs, and lifting
them% a few inches from the ground. The
medicine, previously mixed, is gradually
poured Into the mouth from an iron spoon
by another person, the elevation of the
head causing the mixture to pass back
ward, and thus be swallowed. For large
pigs, the operator can hold the head firmly
between his knees, while an assistant ee
cures the hinder portions. The first, litt
ing the heart 1 little, turns it somewhat to
the right, separates the lips on the right
side, when lie can pour the contents of the
horn or bottle into the angle of the mouth.
Or again, the animal may be secured by a
running noose to a rost, and then be
drenched by a single person.
Tnz tortilla is a kind of bread hsed by
the Mezas (we Americans call them May
az), the aboriginal natives et Yucatan. It
is cake made of crushed cornwhich is first
boiled, then soaked in lye to sotten the
imsk, then repeatedly washed In water,
with which it is ground into a paste on
a ones, "metates" which are said to be the
same as those used in ancient Egypt.ThIn,
circular cakes, about six inches in diamte
ter, are made of till& paste, about one
eighth of an inch thick, and baked, or
rather 'hcated through," on an hon slab,
and they are eaten with ground chill pods
or red peppers. It Is lnteresting to know
that the people wio eat this kind of bread
men and women, are exceedingly clean in
their habits and amazingly honest. They
.are said to be quick to learn.
'?R FRa It K NAPi',. of the Iowa Agri
cultural College, writLs, saying that "tak
ing the best specimcns of each breed of
cattle and carefully comparing theim 1
cannot see for beef purposes, one has
very much advantage over the other. I
have seen Polled Anaus heifers, at 2 years
1ld, weigh 1800 pounds. These were ac
:ected inl Englaild fnd iliported. Both
flerefords and Short-horns have equaled
it, and I venture the assertion that, it an
equal nuiiher of the best speciiens of
those breeds were selected anid placett
uidr the same conditions, there would be
scaicely any diffironce in the profit for
beef. There is no sense in paying $1260
for a Pollett Angus heifer when an equally
good 8horthorn cin he bought for one
sixtn the money.
Tu dtU y of innugatig grecn houses is
one of such an) unpleasant character that It
is of ten nep lected, to the injury of the
plants. A French lhorticul turist hats mnade
a discover y wvhich will rend~er it unneces
sary to me snioke for the purpose. lie
flois thait the vapor fromi boiling tobuacco
juice is as ellicacious as are the fumes of
the burning weed. The mitieod adopted
i9 aimpjly to mix a small quant ity of juice
in the wvater amnd evaporate the whole. Tihie
vap~or, It ie saidl, kills all inar cia in the
house. Could not the same plan thc adoj -
ted against house flies and miosquitoec? Its
recomendattitoni would be als chitapness,
for the juic :coul be ex pressed ft e m the
refuse tobacco wivch Is now throwni away
at the factories.
lDo not forget that awales, swanimp andi~
any wetn landt with hard pan near the sur
face pays very small interest, If aniy, mi
their p)reset condlition. If dIrai ned three
feet deep With tile they wvill pay a very
large interest on the original cost, and on
the drainage bes3des. it is niot. iuusual
to get, back Li~e cost of o drauige in 2 crops
at ter tho' tiles aire laid. W here tiles cani
he liad near, :or at a cost for freight not
exceedi'ng their price at the kiln. It is
caieaper to dirauln with tile than w ithi stone.
If these are not available and atones are
upon time ground, use these. Dreining will
openi a. new wol h( to the farmier whio has
never triedl it. Put (down the "'crockery"
this fall -.rd make y'o1Wur caital iln land
draw a good Interest.
A "0 i*N (of wheat" is a little thing, but.
tuarvelourily complex. Through the con -
tre of the kernel 1)1uns a groove, so that a
horizontal section is heart shapcd. Under
a glass we see that' it is very comtposite in
structure. l'he cuiside layer or cuticle,
whuic forms the bran, is comp isedl mainly
of silex, the mineral hase ot' sandl, which
b~y means of the pota-h in the soil is made
soluble, and is carried by the litle veins
oft the wheaclt plant andi deposited with the
wooniy tistuc. The nutriment in this tii
ple coat is nt digestible by the human
stomnach, blut Is excellent fer catt,70. The
layer next the iinue this is styledt gluten.
Tlhis is a compilex subsgance and3( in the
hiighest degree iiti ouis, especially to the
muscular tissues of mian.
A N illinois horticu lturimt his construict.
ett a fruit house, which is to b~e a protec
tion alike from summer's heat andi Wmter's
cold. Two uows of 1p0 ts lire set in the
stroundw, two andi a hialt feet apart, boarded
up haiside and out, and the intervening
space Illlctd upl with straw, pack ed iin as
closely as p~ossible. Two sets of rafice
are put oni, the upper set three feet above
the lower, which lire boardedt on upper
sides and the space closely packed with
straw,af ten whlich a cheap board is piut on.
On'the 11thm of last August, with the teim
peratiire 9)8 (deg, in the shades, in it was
as coldi as an ice-house, and contained a
qiulntity ot apples as eotund as when takent
from the trees ten months before,
A sucoxesFrm. fruit grower tinks that
many apple trees are set too near togethier;
two rodls apart is. near enloughi. The land
for an orchard ntaust be kept in good con
dution. Hie top-dresses his or chard once
In three years, principally wdth a thick
coating of straw. Lie allows hogs to run
in hIs orchard, abd -olows the land until
the trees aire so large as to ietfere with
such a practice. Last year lie pIcked 46
barrels of G.renlngs from four trees. Or
chardis thrivc best ntar bodies of water.
Trees should be judiciously trimmed while
young. Many trees are injured by over
p)rung. Trees should be grafted when
they are from one latch to one and one
htalf inches in dianieter.
of AUSTRA LIA prcsentos the strange anomaly
ofchoice breediilg rants selling a $1000 to
$2000 pen head while mutton is wvorth 2j
@8 cents por pounda There is evidonly
a wvider gapl over there between the appre
elation of wool and that of mutton thaui
wul semn to im reaeoaemian.w...
DOMESTI.
OQAP OoAe.-The novefty of the
present season in outdoor garments is
a revival of thle winter cloak of many
years ago, shaped and modified in ac
aordance with the better ideas of to-day.
This cape cloak is useful and economi
ual; the cape is not detached, but forms
part of the cloak; i6 admits of a slight
drapinn at the, back, and. constitutes
the sleeves. which partake of the dol
man or visite form. It is fitted in at
the back, and therefore presents a neat
wad lady-like appearance, and may be
serviceably made in cloth with a braided
trimming for border, and also down the
Ientre of the back, if that is liked. It
[s a much more desirable form of cloak
ror the country, for .church wear, and
for riding than the circular, which ex
poses the arms and chest. It is beauti
rully made in dark shades of cloth, and
Uiso in cashmere cloth in small palm
patterns, with olive shades in them.
'hese should have a black velvet collar.
Another cloak, an imported design, is a
itraight sack with mandarin sleeves and
lark velvet collar. It is made in striped
Dhinese silk and wooi stuffs with gold
and black in them, the stripes narrow
md indistinct; the lining is quilted sat
in. Brocaded volvets and pi essed plush
ire us 3d for the outside of the richest
garments, exceptiag the few made in
very rich plain velyets, lined with splen
lid furs and clasped with precious
metals, Naturally, of these there are
few. but they must be said to occupy
the first place, the cost being trom $500
to $1000.
APPETIZrNG SANDwIcMES.-Take equal
quantities of the breast of a cold boiled
:hicken and of cold boiled tongue.
Dhop them very fine; so fino, in fact,
that you cannot distinguish the separate
particles. Add a good largo half-tea
spoonful of celery salt, a pinch of cay.
nne pepper and four tablospoonfuls of
mayonnaise dressing. This quantity of
condiments will be enough to seasion
the breast of one large chicken and an
equal quantity of tongue. When this
is perfectly cold, spread some thin slices
of broad with butter. and then with
this mixture. Do not prepare them till
you are about ready to serve them. If
you wish to take sandwiches for a lunch
when traveling, be careful not to make
the dressng quite so moist as you would
if they are to be eaten at homo. The
better way, if you do not obj-ect to the
trouble, is to put the salad filling in a
small glass jar, and spread the sand
wiches as you need thein.
DEVILLED CRAD.-One doZon fresh
crabs, boiled and pickled (or one cin
of lresh oral) meat), quarter (of a pound
or fresh butter, one dc-sertspoonful of
mustard powder, cayenno pepper and
salt to tasto. When canned crab is
used, draw all the liquer from the meat
into a bowl, and mix carefully with an
equal quantity of line bread crumbs.
Work the butter to a light cream, mix
the mustard well Aiith it, then stir In
very carefully a handful at a time of the
mixed crabs and crumbs. Season to
taste with 'ayenne and salt, fill the
crab shells with the mixture, sprinkle
bread crumbs over the tops, put three
small pieces of butter upon the tops of
each, and brown thenm quickly in a hot
oven, They will puff in baking, and
will be found very nice.
EvEnYv neuse--Wilo should knOw that
sugar boiled withi an acid, if it be but
three minutes, wvill be converted into a
glucose, which is the form of sugar
found in sweet apples. One pound of
sugar hats as muich swveeteninig power
as twvo pounds of glucose. In othor
words, one po'und of sugar stirred into
the fruit after it is cooked, and while
yet warnm will make fiho frut as sweet
as two and a qlult. r piounids added
wliic the fruit is boiling. Save- your
*.ugar by a chemica! knowledge It is
an ostalishei fact that If fruit is swveet
ened when it in hot it requirca muceh
more sugar than if sweet~ned whelin
ALmorron Goon ion Bonas.-TIhe
moat cleanly dressing for a boirn or
scald is to saturate a soft piece of fabric
wvithi alcohol, lay it over the imrn, then
cover it with cotton or finely picked
oakum. it may be thought, says the
iloa/on .Journal of Cihenmitry, that al
cohol applied to a burn will p~roduce
more pain; butt try it,-.and you wvill be
agreeably surprised to observe how
quickly it will allay the plaini, Subse
quently disturb the dressing as little as
possible; wet the (ircasing oconsionally
with alcohol, aiid the- result you will
fiid better than by any other methodi.
A BAn-H~unaon Dish. -Take half a
piounld of sadt, pork, cut ini sall pieces,
fry them till brown; take them owa,
and ini the fat thus obtained put a pound1(
of haddock or of fresh codllsha, half a
dozen potatoes cut in thin slices, bomne
crackers or pieces of hard bread broken
in small bits, half a teacupful of sweet
m'a lump of butter the size of a
small egg, and pepper and salt to tasto;
thickenu with a little flour rubbed smooth
with the butter. When the potatoes
are done serve.
PUTaINo AN Eoo rN A BOTTLE. -To
accomplish this seemingly incredible
act requires thue following preparation:
You must take tan egg and soak it in
vinegar amnd in process of time its shell
wvili become quite soft, so that it may
be extended lengthwise without break
ing, then insert it in the neck of a
small bottle and on pouring cold water
upon it, it will assume its former figure
and hardness. This is really a curiosi
ty, and baffles those who are not in the
secret, to find out how it is acomplishe,,d.
Oiuu dram of carbolic aold, six dtrops
of oil of lavendoer, and two and a half
ounces of olive fornmed the preseiption
which proved effectual in destroying a
parasitic affection of the moustache of a
gentleman who co'sulted Dr. George
Thuin, London, England. The hair had
fallen cut, and a sort of baldnes occurr.
ed in spots, but after the application of
tuae remedy the hair grew again as thick
and healthy as bef. rai the p~arasitos had
attacked it.
GELATINS FnosTso.-Soak one tea.
sp~oonful of gclatiine in a tablespoonful
of cold water till it is soft; it will take
about half an hour to accomplish this;
then dissolvo it ini two tablespoonfuls of
hot water; stir in whale still 'warm one
cup of pulverized suagar; keep on stir
ring until the Irosting is perfectly
smooth, This Is a quantity sufficient
for the top of a large cake.
SHnIMr 8ALAD. -Peel the boiled
shrimps and when thoroughly cold
arrange them In a circle upon leaves of
fresh lettuce. Pour some mayonnaise
sance in the centre anid serve. Some
times a tablespoonful of chopped pars
ley is added to the dressing for this
salad,
Japan is discussing a patent law which
proposes to give the introducer of any (d0
vico new In Japan a patent, In order to en
courage the hilportattion of iahines.
HtJMOROUSR
Tmn stranger carelessly tucked away
in his vest pooket the change of a 85
note that a brooklyn bartender handed
to him after serving a warm drink,
There was nothing strauge in that, but
subsequently the bartender said to the
bystanders:.
"I have made a customer of that
man. How? Why, as easy as rolling
off a log. I have given him a fifty-cent
piece with a hole in it. He'll come in
to-morrow when he's going by, politely
call for a drink, inform me in the kind.
est manner that I have unintentionally
put in on him a fifty-cent piece with a
hole in it. To all of which I will reply
good-naturedly that I am really sorry,
and ask the man to take a drink with
me. We are both feelug quite satisfied
with each other, and there is no refus
ing. Iteminiscences follow. The man
spends three or four half dollars with
me and then leaves, saying I am a jolly
good fellow. I have bought all the
perforated come that I can lay my hands
on. Business has increased thirty per
cent, this week."
The Frederickton (New Brunswick,
Can.) Reporter says: "Nobody can but
admire the persistent enterprise nanifest
ed by the owners of St. Jacobs Oil in keep
ing the name before the public. It receiv
ed a big send off in the House the other
day by the Hon. Mr. Perley, who warned
his colleagues In the Government of the
danger of Bear Killers receiving two boun
ties for one nose; the judicious use of the
Oil causing rapid growth."
'rUE weol-known Henry Erskine once
met an acquaintance, a barrister, who
dealt in hard words and circumlocution
al sentences. Perceiving that his ank
les were tied up with a silk handker
chief, Erskine asked the cause. "Why,
my dear sir," answered the wordy law
yer, "I was taking a romantic ramble in
my brother's grounds, when, coming to
a gate, I had to climb over it, by which
I came in contact with the first bar,
and have grazed the epidermis of the
skin, the accident being attended with
a slight extravasation ,of blood " "You
may thank your lucky stars." replied
Erskine, "that your brother's 'gate'
was not so lofty as your 'style,' or you
must have broken your neck.*
*** "Too late to whet the sword when
the trumpet sounds to draw it." But
never too late to whet your appetite by
taking Kidney-Wort, restoring health and
making yourself a well, strong, hearty
man. It is unequalled as a remedy for all
liver, bowels and kidney diseases. All
druggists keep and recommend it.
"'Hloods, scarfs, ribbons and any
fancy articles can be made. any col)r
wanted with the Diamond Dyes. All the
popular colors.
IMPORTANOM of the Legislature:
'Oheer up, Don," said a venerabic head
of the house, passing the bottle of Mon
ongahla to his despondent son. "Fath
er," returned the Senator, "there isn't
a cheer in me. We've even lost the
Legislature." "But why do y, u lay
any stress on the iost of the Legislature?"
'-Because," replied Don, "I had inten
ded to petition it to change my name."
IIAYESyV LLE, OHIo, Feb. 11, 1880.
1 am very glad to say I have tried Hlop
itters, and never took anything that did
mec as much good. I only took two bottles
and I would not talte $100 for the good
they did me. I recommend them to my
patients, and get the beet results from
their use, 0. 15. MERAUEIlt, Mi. D,
A RIEVRBWND doctor of Louisville has
ref used to allow the ladiies of his con
gregatiion to preach from the pulpit in
the conduct of their church work. Con
idering the general average of minis
ters these days. we don't believe right
minded women want to preach mn their
pulpita. ______
"No lady of refinement likes to resort to
super ficial devices to supply a becoming
semblance of her former beauty. Jt is
health alone that kindles the fire that
Iigts the coun tennce and brings oacxi~
the fresh tints of' the apple blossomsl to
the faded cheek, if any thing on earth
will do this it is Mrs. Lydia E. Pipakbaim,s
Vegetable Compound whien has alreadty
brought heolth to multitudes with whom
all other imeans had failed.
A n~oE that grows: The following is
a mot credited to one of the recent Gav
ornors of Maryland: "What a remarka
ble ugly man Mr. Blank is," said lie to
a prett y and tender-hearted young lady.
"Ah,'' rephied she, depa catingly, "but
lie has a face that grows on yen."
"Hum I" responded the Governor,
"Goed forbid, madam, that it should
ever grow on me."
On Thirty Days' Triai.
The Volt aic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.,
wtil eind Dr. Dye's Celebrated Elctro
Voltatic Belts andi Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men (youing o)r old1)
whoi4 arc ,illiete.l wvithm nervous dlebility,
lost vitality and~ kindred troubles, guaran
teemng speedy and complete restoration of
hea~lth andi manly vagor.-Address as
above.--N. B.-No risk is incurred, as
thirty dlays' trial is allowed.
A OCERTAIN reverend drone preacling
a very dull sermon to a congregation
not used to him, many of them left the
church before the sermon was near en
ded. "Trumly." said a gentleman pres
ent, 'this learned divine has made
a very moving discourse."
We can insure any personi having a bald
head or troubled with dandruff, that Car
boline. a deodorized extract of petroleum,
will (do all that is clanned for it. It will
not strain the most delicate fabric and Is
delightfully perfumed.
Ha has dropped the lodge dodge for
the present. He stays out o' nights
no0w to see thio comet, and she thinks it
is better for his health than to be
grooming a goat in a room where even
the air isn't admitted without the pass
word.
We recently nyerhecardi a sufferer from Nervons
Debility say of Alien'a Br'ain Fonti: "it is
iiienit, D)rinki, Lodging, and a week's washing
thrown in." At druggists ai~d at Alien's P'harwna
cy. 'Ji5 First ave., N. Y.
Two hundred thousand people are
nskett to contribute a nickle a piece to
build a church in Texas. It should be
called the church of St. Nickle-us, and
when it is in operation it is to be hoped
the old Nickle have less to do in Texas.
-skinpy Men.
"Wells'Hiealh Renewer"restores health and Yigor
cures Dyapepsia, Imipotence, Bexual Debility. $i.
A NnIw ground for divorce has been
discovered in Kentucky, where an ins
thetic female acousus hbr husband of
"ImpressibilIty of soul affinity," The
poor woman ought to take him to a doctor
and get him inenided,
Veget i ne.
AYa Boston physican, "bas no equal asa
K blood purifler. Hearin of its many wonderful
cures after all other remee had falled I visited
the laboratory and convinced myself o its merit.
p rom bark%.roots and herbs, each of
wion is effective, and they are comp uded In
such a manner ax.to produce astonish result.s"
Vegetine
Is the great Blood-Purlier.
Vegetine
Wll.oure the-worst *ase of Sorofula,
Vegetine
s recommended by playsolan and apothecartes.
Vegetine
Has effected some marvelous cures In eases of
Cancer.
Vegetine
Cures the worst cases of Canker.
Vegetine
Will eradicate Salt Rheum from the system.
Vegetine
Removes Pimples and Humors from the face.
Vegetine
l the great remedy for General Debility.
Vegetine
( acknowledged by all classas of people to be the
beat and most reliable blood purt.
Aor In the world.
PhySCIan Bald Apoticeares Speak.
TitoUsANDs speak. VEirTiNs Is acknowledged
nid recommended by physicians and apoihecarIes
to be the best puriller and cleanser of the blood
yet (Iscovered, and thousands speak i Its praise
who have been restored to health.
Vegetino is Sold by All Druggists.
BB
II
The Bad and Wortilless
are never lutlatued or coufntefrlNed. This is
eslecilally true of a family meticine, and it is
positive proof that the remedy imitaled is of tle
highest value. As soon as It had been tested
and proved by the whole world that flop Bitters
was the purest, best and imoit valuable failty
medicine on earth, inany initations sprung up
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
merits of 11. B., and In every way trying to in
duce sufferIng invalids to u'so their sLtuff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit and good
name of if. B. Many others started nostrums
put up in sImilar style to I. B., with variously
devised names In which the word "Iop," or
" Iops" were used in a way to induce people
to believe they were the same as Ilop Bitters.
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especia-ly those
with tile word " HopI or "1 Ilops" in their nane
or lit any way connected with them or their name,
are Imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them.
'Conch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
1101) Bitters, with a buinch or cluster of green
Ihops on the whIte label. Trust nothig else.
D~ruggists and dealers are wvarned against dealing
in ImItations or countertet..
CELEBRAE~
STOMACH
InvalIds, broken down in health and spIrIts by
chronic dyspepsia, or suffering from the lerrible
ekhiaustion that follows thie attacks of acute dis
ease, the testimonly of thousands who have been
raised as 1kv a muracle fromt a similiar state of pros
l ratIon by llostet ter'n Stomach BIters, is a sure
guaranice that by the same mteans you, too, may
b~e strengthened and restored.
F~or saile by all Druggtsts and Dealers generally
SHASBEEN PROVED .
* The SUREST OU*RE for
SKIDNEYDISEASES. i
Does a lame back or disordord urine indi-t
'oncto that you are a victim P THJEN DO NOTa.H8TT ncidy- rttoce (du
HEIAC sCKde-otatoc,(rg
gist. recommend ithandl It willhspcodily over
como. the. diasiaso and retoro healthy action. *
Lade. to yourutox,auch'as pain ..I
andweasacncsscs, Kidnoy-Wort isunsixrpassed,,
Sas It will act promptly and eafely,.t
E lthorfiex. Incontinonco, rotention of urine, o
brick dust or ropy deposits, and dull dragging C
pains, all speedily yield to its curativo power.
48. BOLD BY ALL DRUOGISTS. Prie #1. M
3 Sm
"etr a la.Pimpls fl .no Tetter, Old ores,
sore Eyes, Mlerc aral D)Iseases, Catarrh. l~og, of
Appetliae Female Compjlaints, and all Blood
disease. It never fails. All druggIsts and
a 4'., P rop's, P'iitsburgh, on every botdle.
$5 to $20OfaAs s'i y t orth"Sb fro
Two Photos of Ileattful Ladies. I0(0. Iilu.*rast
eel catalofpmal, 3c. J.,I(ETl',lteading.P'a.
302
RA IIs unlmilng sand lufa,
liable inl curinl Epli
OUREUAND avt lstosss, Stitus
vouls dlebiiltyScrofula
- and all Nervous and
RIlono dIseases. Tro
Ulergymen, Lawyers,
LIterary ment, hier
chants, flankers, La
dies aind all whose se
Adentary employment
/causes Nervous P'ros.
tration, Irregularities
of thme blood, stomach,
.bowels or kindeys, or
NEIVeRFAILS w,'o" require a snervre
I timulant, Samaritan
Nervine lis invaluaible.
Thlollsands proelaim it
the, most wonderful in.
vi orantthateversiltnttthoeninsn aeln. Fot
lDCA, Io . Iol Proritorl St. Joseph, in.
ADD TO YOU)RINOM
usOlhfirs ihel tu-t etlSfiullttIna .rglrmtbly
~rnnalsrvesmenso t.)0tuor ore flb
ch inember het k their ofcoed Ia I ofifthe
past1 thres' months,115 still leavin origeinl~ aml~olt m ilg
totney hia Club or returnmed on desmansld. Shares, $tt0each.
Ex pslanaory clrculars ent fice. Iteeiable corresponden'st
s. 177 & Si I~ K $ C lt,& Co.,
372Alpr~'here.ti Add*re-ag
Thsose anawermng an attVert I5ensens
w1tt eenter a tavor Espon Shee adver.
hoeer aqd She publsater by stating
thist flsaw (then ae se. neu
INFOmfATozf wanted:. Look here,"
said the Governor to a high.. State offic
ial, "when are you going to pay me
that ten dollars?" "Upon my honor,
Dovernor, I don't know." "Why, sir,
the other day, when I mentlone4 the
ract of your mndebtednese, you asked me
where I would be Tuesday," "Ye3,
sir." "Well,'wasn't that a promise that
you would pay me Tuesday ?'' "io, sir."
"Why, then, did you want to know
where I-would be Tuesday ?" "Because
I wanted to know where you'd be so I
aould make arrangements to be some
where else.'
"What is heaven's best gift to man?"
she asked, sweetly smiling on him, "Dr.
Bull's Cough Syrup," he replied with pru
dence, He had just been cured by it of a
bad cold.
UuwuN hearing that a stingy and Ploy
only barrister had started for the CorA
tinent with a shirt and a guinea,
observed, "He'll not change either till
he comes back." Somebody told Our
ran durig his last illness that he seem
ed to cough with more difficulty than
on the previous day. "Do I I said
Ourran; "that's odd enough. I've been
practising aull night."
**"Men condemn in others what they
practice theuselves." Those who prac
tice the use of liidney-Wort never con
demn its use by others, but commend it to
all affected with piles, dyspepsia, , consti
pation and all other diseases resulting trom
a disordered state of kidneys, liyer or 4ow
els.
A"'Diamond dyes are so perfect and so
beautiful that it is a pleasure to use them.
Equally good for dark or light colors. 10
cents.
AN item for the household says: "If
the water in which new cabbage is
boiled is changed once or twice, it Is
less likely to be indigestible." Perhaps
it is; and persons who are in the habit
of drinking water in which new cabbage
has been boiled should heed the sug
gestion; but as long as water is so
cheap we shall continue to take ours
raw.
EAsILY PRovEN.-It IS easily proven
that malarial fevers, constipation, torpidi
ty of the liver and kidneys, general debil
ity, nervousness, and neuralgic ailments
yield readily to this great disease conquer
or, Hop Bitters. It repairs the ravages of
disease by converting the food into rich
blood, and it gives life and vigor to the
aged and infirm always.
A MIsTAKE merely; Lord Shelburne
could say the most provoking things,
and seem quite unconcious of their be
ing so. In one of his speeches, alluding
to Lord Carlisle, he said: "The noble
lord has written a comedy-" "No. a
tragedy," interrupted Lord Carlisle.
"0, I beg pardon; I thought it was a
comedy."
Mensman's Peptonlized beef tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its en
tire nutritious properties, It contains
blood-making, force generaving and life
sustalning properties; invaluable for idi
gestion, dyspepsla. nervous prostration,and
all forms of general debiity; also, n all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostrauion, overwork
or acute disease, particularly if resulting
fi om pulmonary complaints. Cawell,
Hazard & Uo., propnietors, New York.
Bold by all dr~uggists.
SEvEnRE punishment: A Montana wom
an sued for a divorce because her hus
band kissed the servant girl. "You
wvant this man punished ?" asked the
judge, "I doe," said she. "Then,"
iaid the judge, "I shall not divorce you
from him."
Lost Faibh In Physieans.
Why is it that sonmany persons uso proprietary medi
cine, or patont medicines, as they are commonly
called? Ia it because p'eopM lose faith mn physicians?
Tihere are inuumerable inat..cos where cures have been
effected by !oov~ill's 'larsapariila or Blood and Liver
Syrup for all diseasesof the blood, when they had been
given over by their phlyatelans. It is onie of the beat
remedies, ever Offered to the pitbic, and as it Is pre
pared with the greatest care, as a spacinoi for certain
diseases, it is no wonder that it ahould be more effectual
t h.n hasuily written and carelessly prepared prescrip
tions made by incompetent physicians. Take sovili's
Biloodi and Liver Syrup for all disorders arising from
Inpure blood. It is indorsed by leading professional
mn as well as by eminent physicians and others.
Txs sad suicide of an Arkansas preach
er wvho had devoted himself prinorpally
to politics would seem to be a valuable
lesson to ministers of the gospel who
want to run the primaries and boss the
machine. _____
Thtat Hlusbansi of Min~e
Is three times ihe man he was before he began
using Wells' Ilealthi nenewer. $1. Drugg als.
"WHAT do you think I had better
preach about?" asked the new minister,
and the old deacon scratched his head
and replied: "Wanl, if you preach
about twenty minutes .[ think you'll
tech our peole jest right."
VEoaTINE Is the great health restorer
composed exclusively of harks, roots and
herbs. It is very pleasant to take;evr
child lik ca it.evr
A YOUNG mn who underlook to tr'ace
his family back two centuries,etruck the
penitentiary before he had exhausted a
century, and concluded to stop. He
feared he would collide with -a gallows
before .teachiing the objective point,
Dr. Kline's Great, Nerve Riestorer Is the
marvel of the ago for all nervo die' ases. All
ilt stopped free. Send to 9s1 Arch Street'
'IF I were a girl," says a New Eng
land clergyman, "i would iiot parade
too much in public places." Of course
he would not. I~.e would ewmng on the
front gate and watch the young fellows
in the neighborhood do the parading.
Ladies and children 's boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon's Patent. Heel
8tlffeners arc utsed
A BEAUTrWUn standing mereen is made
of crimson bolting muslin, upon which
ia landscape design is worked in differ
ent shades of green filosello In long
straight stitee. it is mounted in a
square frame of antique brass, hammer
ed in relief.
For Thick Hleads,
Iheavy stomachs, b~iilou conditions--wels' May
Apple P'ills--auna-illous, cathartic. ie and 25e.
.-Boston ladies go to the theatre
without mnale escorts.
AGENTS "*trmsig
metr sot% Stree Ph iae ha ATEk.Proe
A(NT W TBEkfor tite Dt and Fatest.
EL ASTIC TRUSS
* ~t~i3I aFhad th ey hle th
sammLa0m Tnnen (1. Cca..l.
.IS.
TE GREA
V"O~i. P..IlN.1.
ERMAN REME
Rheumatism, Ieuraigla, Solatica,
Lumbago, Backache, Ifeadacie, Toothacho.
*ore~TsaronmI wellmmnl Mprant.orutmses,
nas* , 'esenta resot 1te.,
AND' ALL OTiifElt blJloIV PAINS ASD At-iNm.
Bold by Druggists and Detler etc r where. Fifty ceutia WUotte.
lDirectoli II I 1uittmmagmes.
THE 0EAILES A. V4EitCLlt CO.
(Nueessora to A. VOunt.ER AC& -t 1 I Hallimtore, lid., U.S. A.
SR. LVDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYN, MASS.
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LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a P8ositive cure
forall those Paintiul Complainta and V epknesseo
I o common to our beit 'emnis[A.m popul ation.
It will curo entirely the worst lorm of Fenitle com.
plaints. ill ovarian troubles, Intlanination andi Uluei
tion, Falling and Dsplaceint uts. aond the cuineti-nt
Spial Weakness, and i particulamly ulapti-d to tihu
change of Life.
It will di.olve and expel tumori from the uterus n
an early staice of develtopment. 1rhu tenilu.ey to can.
ourous humonmthere is hb* ked very .pe liiyby its imo,
It removes fautones, tlatuim; cy, met roy s all cavitig
for stimulants, and relieves weakimms of the stomuach.
It cures liloating, lleadaches, Nervous Pro.trat.lon,
General Dobility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indt.
gestion.
That feeling of bearin: down, cauinp pain, weight
and backache, is alwaysa aitm mmmanltly curcd by its use.
It will at all times aid utider all clieumtnmtances act in
harmony with the laws that governi the fmim Jo systern.
For the cure of Kidney comiplamint of eiui-r sex this
Compound is unsurpiatsed.
LYDIA E. P"INKIIAl1'I VEGETABiLE COM.
POUN D is prepared at, 23 atmid 2L Wilstern Avenue,
Lynn, Biass. Price S1. ixi bottles for $5. 8t-ii by naail
in the fornm. of pilL-t, also in the forn of lozeiges, on
receipt ft price, $1 pier box for eitier. .1m:. P'inkamm
freely alnswers al letters of iniquim y. Hend fur piaiph
let. Addressasabovo. 3/entjnthispur.
No family shoulo he withoul LYDIA V. l'INK IIA1'S
LIVER 1iLJ1. They curo constlpation, biliousneas
and torsIdity of the liver. 25 cents liwm box.
Sr(old br nall 1%r'.ds.
e H CR ATCURE
As it is for all the painful diseases of the g
ElKIDNEYS.LIVER AND [UIWEs., C
.t c eansos the systemn of thio narid poison
g that OOauses tho dreadial suf'erinit which e
* only tho victims of Rtheumatismn can realize. *
il THOUSAN.S OF CASES "
Sof the worst formsa of this terriblem disease
g have boeon quiekly relicved, amnd in ahort thneo
PERFECTLY CURED. 10
u PRICRI, qm. LItD oft R Y, 501.11 iTY IJnto~isTB.
- A Dry canbe sent by mail.
WElLLS, RICHEARDSON& C.,Inrtngtonvt.~
L~en-ed fr.s cmit.UM~yr en
L.OUIS 0. FRtEY. II E NRY 0. -NY -
10 Thlose wishing to make money in
*20 COTTNnUTRE
550 'm>anled'fre on it~ianeaon to
$10 Louis 0, Frey & Go.,
Uesumlsstion 11rokeO-N,
Kenner Block, NEWV OItLEAN8, LA.
DR. H. W. LOBB, MEDICAL OFFICES
No. 829 NORTHl FIFT ERNT H STRIEET,
Phfladelphia, Pa. 16 years' experience. (Rhiab
lished for treatment with purely vegetable medi
eines.) Dr. Lobb's long experlenco In the treat
men; of diseases enable. hir :o guarantee a eure
in all cases. Consultation tree and strictly con.
Aidential. Call in person or by letter. O~let
hour.: 11 to S and 7 to 10 evening.
AGET NE"WAN TiD
CHROLITH-ION
eoL.L ARS Ahl)DCUJFF.c: llandsowmme, Durable. Water.
proof, Hmmmmerior to l4:1mu1. La: em or amlilm il. Nomti y
itpjottIm~r r a *dpsi card to Itux 1116, Now.
frthis se oef PILADRLPHIIA
BI NG ER. Eual to any Binger in
time amarkoL .Rmember. se
*end it tobaeccsmined befbre.
f/~a/brt. Thisisthesame
sleoir cornpanies retail for
*0. All Machines warranted for
3years. Bend for Illmustrated Cit.
eular and TestirnonIals. Address
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wa re il itm m e mkiamtawok at their own hiomeos;
r y en ma mT PmmaIlm N oA ost lary RiO
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scribers OsrtY 555.1 toM fad maat att b
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imrete . M10Ks umm se~~io . Treas mb
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