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RIir .04ffl mUe'owbyu whiiit now
WO nral. lft08 1Patill1u ? cl
-h wold walk
easily as p hbalf, and rar
-V' 'J._t~,'Ja an ati&y*
four, as u th itle. All the la,
and much of th co.itry4ed, and town
street horse wdrk 18 doiG'at a 'walk. - Is
costsanoniorbto feed a walart walker, than
it does a 'dlbwpL"ly onOe/ and frequently
not so much. IN0 let any ont qa lOIat9
the profit and ivtogp of using the fbra
mer in prefieence tne latter. fot thi
fkrmer see h uph e I d pef day,
lae can get P." bd ar wed. h6w
many more joads ha #.t0w gr ..and
vegetables he can take to market; and how
much more rapidly he msable to accomplish
all his other work, and he will have ittle
patiebcel f'h1spin'g Ca'$i6 wAldbg horse
any longer; It will' be the saine with the
expressman, the teamster, and the truck
Man. ..
Beilfounder, got by the clebri'ted im
ported trettmng horse of this name, out of
Lady Alport, was not only a fast trotter,
but had ai natural, easy walk of five miles
per hour. He was ,Kept by one family
several years; and nearly all his stock, out
of quite common mare, proved excellent
walkers. This shown how easily and rap
idly an increased fast walking stock may
be bred by all fArmers, If they will only
take due pains to select the stallions to
which they may hereafter nick their mares.
A fast walking horse commands a consid
erably higher price with those who care
for the pace, than a slow walker, and sach
buyers are constantly. on. the increase now,
and that day will come uy and by whien a
slow Malker will hardly j it a bid. The
fastest walk I have yet seen exactly timed
and put on record, was that of the'English
horse Bloven. Re made, without extra
effort 5.09 iniles per hour. All agricultu
ral societies ought to give good premiums
to fast walking horses, the hgliest pnze
to be awarded to the one Which walked
five miles per, hour; tlie second to four and
a halfU iiles; the third to four miles.
This last should be tho least time for which
to award a prize, and all breeds should
be allowed to compete.
flow BuTTu M*i nE; SioILIMR-Good
butter may be spoiled in churning. Over
churning ruins the texture and changes
the proper waximes to a disagre6ablosick
ly greasiness. This is the more easily
done in a churn with (lashes, which will
press the butter agamnot the shies of he
churn and squeezo and rub it until it is
spoiled. Too long curning spoils the
quality by the oxidation of the bu ster and
the premature formation of strong- flavored
acids in -it, the lull presence of which we
cill rancidity. It may be spoiled at too
high a temperature, by which it is made
soft and oily, and of greasy texture 'and
flavor. No subsequent treatment can rem
etly this error. It may bo spoiled before
the cream reaches the churn by keeping it
too long, or, what is pratically the same,
by'keeping It in to warm a place; 50 de
grees is about the right temperature if the
creai is kept a week; if it is kept at 62
degrees three days is long enough. White
specks are produced in butter by over.
churning or by having the cream too sour.
Either of these faulta produce curd in the
milk, and the small flakes of this cannot
be washed out of the butter. Milk from a
cow in ill health and that is acid wheni
drawn, will produce sipecky butter, bo
will the use of salt containing specks of
Iime, whic.i unite with the butter and form
insoluble imoe soap. White spooks are
covered up to a Iarare extent bIy using good
coloring, which is muade of oil as tee sol
vent. But this use of colorahg being used
to diisguise a fault., and to anid an undeser
ved vir'tue, ls worthy of denunciation.
TnE same treatment in winter will not
answer for all roorops-allke. Beets and
carrots are the least hardy of alliand when,
Irozep lose their sweetness to a .nmarked
extent, The parsnip is not only net injuir
ed, but many tinik it as greatly improvedl
by freezing. If the amount of sugar is not
actually. inecreased, its flesh i s o moditied
that nt tastes swecters The' par~ip and
salinity are our very hardiest l'oots-thiough
we should ane lade horseradieh-and may
be left. without harm in tihe soil where
they- geew. Buit, .as we cannot '<epend
upon finding thme ground open at all times,
a share should be dug to snpply the table.
These may be prackedin bpoxes or barrole
and if they are to be, kept in thie cellar,
should be covered with sand to prevent
them from. abriveling. They can as well
be0 placed in some shed( or other out~build
a ng,.
11N all the tests bt - the new grapes it
should be remembered that the teat for
midwis not conc!usive unless the vine
has acquired age. Most ysry young vine
are exempt. It wouild seem that after a
few years the annual pruning destroys the
pioper proportioq~ rbetween - braanolles and
rnot. . i this b'e the true causo root prun
lag should be a remedy.
AN Enghh paper asserts that it costs ai
much to transport a bushel of wheat
twelve miles on a turapikeo road in Eng
land as froml'an American seaport across
the broad Atlantic.
BlUTounms' waste, such as plucks, etc.,
when boiled and thickened with meal, an
swfer a good purpose as a substitute for in
sects whecn led to poultry.
Taa stock raisers of California estliflate
the aggregate value of their .floeks and
herds a' $85,000,000. The number of
horned cattle is placed at 2,250,000.
Nebuchnannessar's Doorstep,
In the Egyptian and 'Assyrian gallery at
th British museum, London, and in close
con'tgulty to the Hlittite monuments and
* ~the b'.ze gatesof Shalmnueser, there has
just beerfNA:,ed an object of considerable
interest-a bronze doorstop from the great
temple of E.Sazgil, at Bloraippa, am suburb
or division of Babylon. The do'letcp not
only has inscribed on it the name of .Neb
uchadnezzar, but also mentions hits health
or restoration -to health.'* They doot'step
may' thus have been a 'vot'ive offering.
Tlhe thought may suggest itself whether
the inscription imn ths dioorstep has any jyq.
.4. ' relation to the madiness of Nebtichadnez
zuar spoken of i the well-knowal words of
the fourth chaapter.of Osapl, which record
how the renowned monarch, after looiking
- with pride on the great Blatldii whih lie
h ad built, was in the "same hour driven
fromn among meni. and (lid eat grass as
oxen,' aid his bodiy wy wet with tI4,,d6dy
of Heaven,' ill' bis'hdire were grown like
eagles' feathers and his nails like birds'
*.~ ' ~ claws." It would not, however, be easy.
to make such an identification. The temn
Dile ,of? h Baggit to w51oh~ ; th9 doorstop
pertained, wab a famogin seat of Babyio.
nman idolatry,. and remained such- until
theitamo ot N'abonidas, the last Babylo.
niani king. The ,dodicatiop 9?i 40.dAoor
stop 'would ,lgtej scarcely ,be. o onsistent
with, N~ihdn~ woi'shiping the
God of Isael, oh Jiontlioned in Dan. iv.:
84 87.
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POST1iO
VDOWIdBTW.
baths of the are good,. but .4
doubtful if 1 t tMstomeh 0'&'
i, to bd and is no e
role, the most 0o foq ocold
a ghin. aO0Uv 0". indi
gestion are rn ~ eved - this
I a fid eydpy" bold oh
-q ti yW' be 'b
one for himself. ' or three swallows
will do to begi& with, but 'tjq qutity
*111 soon grow to a trab hiland .L
have known persons to use muZt moe
with mhrked , benefit -If wisely utati.
aged every 4vspeptio will be greatly
ip*cved by this cold stomach bath.
~A Ovm ron Copm.-The Sol iIlo
Amn'ioan, a very Irliable paper, hives
the following recipe as a sure. oure" for
corns. As the remediis verg simple,
if any-of our readers are afflioted with
corns it would probably be well for
them to give it a trial: "Take one
fourth cup of strong vinegar; orumble
into it somn9 bread. Let it stand half
an hour, or until it softens into 'a good
poulti'e. Then apply, on retiring at
night, In the morning the soreness will
be gone, and the corn can be pioked
out. If the corn is a very obstinate one
it may require two or more applications
to effect a cure."
JHAIn CUsHION.-Uut strips of calico
(only six or eight cents per yard) about
three-fourths of an inch wide, bias or
straight (the former is prettier, the lat
ter frmer and more durable). Kuit
plain with wooden needles sime of a
lead pencil, making strips' or blocks,
then join together to sizo wished to cov
er top of cushion, which is ma4e-of
ticking stuffed with hair. Of 'course
woolen or silk pieces would- make a
much handsomer cushion, but calico
poes nicely, only it will not hold - the
color aswwell. .Rugs can be made in
the same way, ludng with bagging or
old carpet. The more colors used the
prettier the effect.
FRENOH PANAKIS. -Take two eggs,
one tablespoonful of sifted sugar, two
tablespoonfuls of flour, half a pint of
new milk. Beat the eggs thorouRhly
and put them into the bowl with the
butter, which should be beaten to a
creani; stir in the sugar and flour, and,
when these ingredients are well mixed,
add the milk. Keep stirring and beat
ing the mixture for a few minutes; put
the-batter on buttered plates and bake
in a quick oven fliteen minutes. Serve
with slices of lemon and powdered su
gar or with layers of cakes and layers of
marmalado or preserves between thom.
SeOToR PTUDING (i'&AIN). -In a quar
ter of a piut of cold milk stir in two
ounces of finely ground oatmeal, mix
thoroughly, then add to Jhis a pint of
boiled milk. Sweeten with lump sugaL
while on the fire, but do not let the
mixture boil. In order to thicken it
stir in about two ounces of fine broad
crum bs. Aa the milk and oatmeal ools
it ought to be thick. Boat up two eggs
and mix with the oatmeal; ilavor with
cinnamon or nutmeg; pour in a buttered
bukiug-dish and bake slowly one hour,
A few seeded raisins are a nice addition
to this pudding.
BAKLED T UnNIs. -Pare and cook until
nearly tender in salted boiling water,
dralin and lay in a baking dish, and
pour over them a sauce made as follows:
Two large tablespoonfuls of butter and
twvo heaping tablespoonfuls of flour,
stirred together in a skillet; when thor
oughly heated and mixed add a teacup
ful of milk, stirring it in gradually,
with a little pepper and salt. Add lit
tle bits of broken butter over the top
of the turnips. When you have poured
on the sauce bake in a bri,,k oven ovei
twenty minutes.
A UoMMoes MISTrAKE -A very common
mistake In dwelling-houses is to fix a
stove on a sheet of iron or other metal,
'laid diretly oni the wvood Ilooring.
This, though intended as a meas'ure of
safety, is really an invitation to danger,
for the metal soon becomes heatedl, and,
as the wvood beneath it is deslcoated,
the chanices of flire are heightened. The
stove should either stand1 upon a slab cf
stone, or ciso the sheet of metal upon
which it is fixed should be raised a feu
inches from the timber, the space below
either being fillied in with some non
conduoting material, or loft for the
circulation of a currant of air.
Niiw Bkow-PxRE. -A blo0w-pipe has
been patentedi in Giermany in which the
air blown into the mouth-piece passes
through a valve into a caoutchouc bag,
which is enclosed in the tube, and serves
as regulator of the issuing air in a casc
of intermittent blowing, The valve
prevente return of the air fore 3d in.
PAPEn OUrs.--Paper haes come intk
use in sonic of the restaurants in Berlin
as plates for dry or semi-dry articles 01
food. There is no reason why glazed
paper cups should not be employed al
railroad stations, so that passengers
could take a cup of coffee along witli
them, instead of hastily drinking it at a
lunch-counter.
Wonx Pouork -Take three oval-shap
ed pieces of cardboard, covered and
lined neatly with bright worsted or silk,
and whipped together, leaving one seani
open. .it can only be op~ened by pres
sing on the ends. It must be larger
directly in the centre than anywhere
else. It will hold both spool an<I trim
ming.
Sftonrda BA.-Use narrowr blue andI
white striped ticking, out about eight
Inches long and ten inches wide. The
blue stripes are covered with gilt braid,
and the white stripes ornamented with
point-russe stitch in colored silks. The
beg is then topped with colored satin,
red, brown, blue or green, and is gath
ered with a drawstring at the top,
WASTE UBKRET. -Cut three pieces of
pasteboard the same size andi shape;
cover thorn with brown holland, em
broidery with any pretty design, and
line with turkey red. Sew them to
gether in a triangular box and fit a
pasteboard for the bottom. A scarlet
cord sewed round the edge and tassels
at the corners will finish the box pret
tily.
Sioni TanoAT. -To make a good gar
gle for the throat, take one teaspoonful
of cayenne pepper, one teaspoonful of
salt, one pint of water and two table
spoonfuls of vinegar; sweeten to taste
with honey or loaf-sugar, mix together
and bottle.
IIITrAnoN (nOUND (JLAUs. --A very
useful kind of varnish which is excellent
for prod'uoing imitation ground glass,
and will doubtless be found available
for other purposes, Is-Sandarae, eigh
teen parts; maetlo, four; ether, two
hundred, bensol, from seventy to one
hundred parts.
iacov: "Yes, sir,"1 he sai1, "I'm a
Democrat, and I've got the new hat to
prove it."'
A uwM ounple's talki bride had
bridegsoom sat opposite me at the Fiftl
A',enue table d'hote.Wkhl before last.
TJ caled for oondomme and' sipped
It Tm ever so fond of consomme
Wei-& In t" sE e4tbiiS t"
so ,' a so i, 10
"Aud," she went on, -"4's- uoh a lovely
color too; don't yq thank Uo ?, ""Love.
ly bo or, " he repeated, 'it/s different
color from oyster soup, isn't it ?" con
ftibted -M*W YodhkUbnd - 41t Uhe
at0ped it again. - "o it is ' said the
Beiediot; "by'XVe,'I i6eQ Mtoed it
before I" Theh the waiter brought them
fiah -td aver'jt beyi4nt *6 in the
same idiotio way. Don't you think
brides awfully funny ' Doet you ? I dol
fthedriant ProetamA61oi. -
I The flon. Peter Bowe Is bheriff of the
City and County of New York. Recently
In convershtion with one of our reportei-,
Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact:
"I consider St. Janebs Oil in excellent
remedy, and one that ought certainly- to
find its 'Way'Intd ev M odslild.' ' '1Mrs.
Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and
makes a family remedy of it."-VXiw
York Eveving Telegram.
IT 1i Odrdinal Maniti6 who relates
this incident. as havinik Jappoued tq
himself One night .1' was' returning to
my residence in. Westminstor when I
met a poor man carrying a basket and
smoking a pipe. I thought. over this
Aristotelian syllogism: H6 who smokes
gets thirsty; he who is' thirstey desires
to drink; he who drinks too much gets
d ru ; ,he w49 geti drunk goes tf hol..
.This nuss,.apdengar of~ mort&1 sin.
Let fth.asavethiL affedtionately. ad
dressed him: "Are you a Qatholic ?"
"I am; thanks be to-God." !'fWiere are
you from?" "From Cork, your rever
ence." "Are you - a member of the
Total Aptinence Soiofly ?" "No, your
reverence." "Now," said I, "that is
very wrong. Look at me; lani a mem
ber." ".Faith; may be your reverence
has need of it i"'I spook hands with
him and left him.a
***"Do not grasp at the 'ihadow and
lose the substance.' Kidney-Wort is able
to convert you from a shadow of your
Tormer self into the substance of estab
lished health. Said a sufferer from kid.
ney trouble when asged to. try Kidney.
Wort-for a reinedy.- "Pl try it, but it
will be my last dose." It cured him and
now-hl redomimends it to-all. - It you have.
disordered kidneys don't fall to try it.
*iYP4othing so simple and perfect for
coloring as the Diamond Dyes. For
carpet rage, better and cheaper than any
other dye-stuffs.
Tan other dny a city 1pw student ap
plied to Judge Boyd for the hearing (f
a division court suit under the mechani
ic's lien act. An objection was raisod
by counqel on the other side on the
ground that the matter was coming utp
in the court of chancery, where the lien
could be argued. ''But," urged the
embryo Jawyer, "this will put my client
to more costs." "Just 'so,' replied his
honor, "but you will get your costs in
the chancery court, and you cannuot'get.
costs in the division court." "I wYould
get my costs off the lien, your honor,"
persisted the student. "True," said
the judge, "and they would be lean
costs I" The temptation was too great
evoa for a learned judge too resist.
MloMRoE, MmIio,, Sept. 211, 1875.
Bi-l have taken Hop Bitters for in
flammation of kidneys and bladder. It has
donc for me what four doctors failed to
(10. The elfoet of flop Bitters seemed
like magic to me. W. JL. CAliTR.
OvnnwoRKBD, Americans: A travel
stained trami) was seen - sitting ' under
the protecting begis of a utone wall this
morning with a necwspapeor in his haud.
"Yes," he remnarked, sadly, "Herbert is
right: overwvork is what's raising the
deuce with us Atnericans. But as long
as .1 live it shall be my endeavor to
stand as a'living rebuke to. the spirit of
unrest which animates so many of our
peole, and which is hiding so m my of
our young and promising men ini early
g~taves."
Vonhsumpuon Vvnred.
An old physician retired from practice,
having had plae mn his hands by an
East India ;missionary the formula of a
simple vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption.
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also a poeitive and
radical cure for Iervous Debility arid all
Nervous Coinplaints, after having tested,
its iwonderlul curative powers in thougands.
of cases, lia felt it his duity to make it'
known to his suffermng fellows. Actuated
by this motive and a desire to relieve hu
man suffering, I will send free of charge,
to all who desire it, this recempo, in Gecr
man, French or English, with full direc
tions for gpreparing and using. Bient by
madl by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'e
Block, Rochesater. N Y
REronrMED: In learning that the
young 'i'aupin had just received 'an in
heritance one of his creditors hastened
to present his bill. -"Oh, don't let us
speak of those things," said the young
man, "I have thrown a veil over the
past I"
A (!sese of Psseutuonta.
Mr. D. II. Biarnaby. of Oweo,o New York, says that
his dlaughter was taken with a violent bold whihll ter.
minatod with pneumonia, and all the beat physician.
gave the ease tup and said she could not live but a few
bontesat most. sihe wasam this onudition when a friend
recommended Dr. win. Hall's nalsam for tho Lungs
and advised ther to try it. She accep ted it as a last
resort, and waa surprised to aind that it producoed a
marked chanige for the better, and by persovering in
its use a permaneut cure was effected.
Oharles Jones, of Eiizabeth. Spencer county, Ind,,
says: "i have dealt ini medloine a numbnler of years,
and will say th it D~r. Iloger's Vegetable Worm syrup
is the mist valuable moedicine I ever sold.
GRATITUDE: Doctor to ani acquaint-.
ance-''Mr. Jones, I am glaid to see you
haveo recovered." Mr. yones-"Yes,
you have .saved my life; how -can I
thauk you suifflently ?" Doctor-"I
saved your life? Wily I didn't attend
you." Mr. dones-"Yes-and that is
why I am so grateful."
"iitehu-Paiba."
Trhe quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseasies. $1. Druggists.
A GRUAT artist: "The art that oonootls
art," as the thie~f remarked when jie
slid an expensive oil painting ender ia
coat.
Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Is the mnarvel
of tile se for all aerye diseases. All tastope
free. end to 981 Arch Street, Phnilad is, - -
Lav'r: Pat-"An' is it the next train
for Boston ye want? Faith, that what
an hour ago. sont,"
z
Res 1111de
the had 1 "Ole
the JAo g inyd ifor its m
ts and herbs, eh o
0iw 10 n~e y anoo undedl
uoha r Vrodlideasre 00 u ren i
Y -ogetine
Tegetine
Wwi the-uorst case of Sorofula
Vegetine.
teoowmn de1 by pharian and .spothecarles.
Vegetine
1i9a Nected' soiemarvelous cures in eases of
Cancer.
Vegetine
Cures the wors cases of Canker.
Vegetine
Will eradlcate Salt Rheum from the system.
Vegetine
Removes Pimples and Humors from the face.
Vegetine
Is the great remedy for General Debility.'
Vegetine
I 'knkowledged by all cl iso people to be th.
boat And moat rel~abe biood purl.
der in the world,
Phystelans and Apothecarles Spask.
THOUSANDS sl*Oak. VEGRTBNX is acknowledged
and reconmmendeti by physiclans and apothecaries
to be the best purilier and cleanser of the blood
yet a coveres, and tlousn(Is poak in its praise
who have boon restored to healti k.
Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists.
ANAKESIS
:D. L S be.'s External Pile 1emey
Gives instant relief and is an infallible
CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILESe
Sod yDru gst. every-where. Price $1 00 per box
(erFad M. Samples sent free lo F'hrsiclans
l r yI. N eataedc r& Co, nox346
ty Yr f't, Sontfs,iOnrera of "Anakeais.
fThe Bad and Worthless
are never imitated or counterfetted. Thisis
especially true of a family medicine, and it' Is
positive proof that the remedy imitated Is of the
highest value. As soon as it had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters
was the purest, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many imitations sprung up
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
merits of H. B., and in every way trying to in
duce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit ad good
name of If. B. Many others started n strums
put up in similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names in which the word " Hop," or
" itops" were used in a way to induce people
to belleye they were the same as Hop Bitters.
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especia:ly those
with the word " Hop-' or " Hops" in their name
or in any way connected with them or their name,
are imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of green
Hiops on the white label. Trust nothing else.
Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing
in imItations or counterits.
~ OR THE PERMANENT CURE 0 id
~e CONSTIPATION. I
Nfo othier disease is so prevalent in this ooun- U
E euro. Whatever the cause, however obstinate (U
al the case. this remedy will uveruomo It. a.
.P ILE8.,THS ises;"Ing tl",;;
S eompioated withconstipatlon. Kianey-wort 'i
stkntn tof wcknedra and quiokly
9. anheicnsavo oe the ofailed.trube
PRO i. U90 Druggists Sell
SYU
STOMAC
kITrERS
Invalids, brokear down In health and spirits by
chronic dyspepsia, or suffering from the terrible
exhaustion that followaths attacks of acute dii
ease, the testimony of thousands who have been
raised as by a imracle from a similar state of pros
tration by Hiotetter's Stomach Bitters, is a sure
byel #e < sameae means you, too, may
For sale by ail Druggists and Dealers generally.
RH EUMA TISM
Kidn~ey, Liver, 8tomachi,
Bladder and Blood
Disorders.
by hysiiansu a e d wthi to teb ly
cures rho naice disor<ders ao e~ianmnatory, su.
acuto ooronieo muscult neoneus or orosIt
any ol ron o I es n on .edeet
ELMORIE, ADAMS * (1O.1 Prestetors.
105 Willaa St.. N. T.
T fo ton anaeto
A NUG NTDfEear an,==oe
Olroulbrefree. VALENTI BR( .lanes e, .
in r wn wA. I 'ter 0.
Those answering b Advertgement will
confear a Savor p ot .fhe A Gverusec andt the
Fubitaher by tatn thgat they saw the advew
tisesment iiu this itrnle naisiuts the paper.
that th otrnmo the. ttbe
and oxi ir rosiritthpte t
bank at tihe d -pot and A
Jaines Ibas t, .aaier.towe
, . aretnin
with ebelo9t r.. oha
"Boen a run oI the ? o, sir."
"Then everythipg Isall right,
"Yes, sir, except a rWunor."ound. town
that you had robbed the bank of $50,-%
000 and sailed.for Bigrope.
*"Magnificent promises sometime.
end in paltry performances." A. riragnifi.
cent exception to this is found inCidney'
Wort 'which Invariably% perforius even
more cures than it promises. Here is a
single instance: "Mother ia* recovered,"
wrote an Illinois girl to hbr .astern rela.
tives. " he took bitters for a long time
but withotit any good. 0o when she
heard of the virtues of Kidney-Wort she
got a box sd ,It has completely cured her
liver complaint.'
X&Make your old things look like now
by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will
oe happy. Any of the fashionable colors
for 10 cents.
TEE wit: They were discussing 'hack
eray's "English. Humorists." "Who
was it, Miss Cutting, that said, 'True
wit never produces a smile?"' "I really
oan't tell you, Mr. Quotation, but it
seems to me he must have heard a
g od many of you college men telling
okes or he'd never have taken such a
dismal view of his life.
Sirvsa CREEK, N. Y., Feb. 6, 1880.
GEmS-1 have been very low, and have
tried everything to no .advantage. I
heard your Hop Bitters recommended by
so many, I concluded to give them a triaL
I did, and now am around, and constautly
improving, - and am nearly as strong as
fever. W. H. WELLEH.
CRUSHED, indeed: A youthful aspirant
to poe.'s honors, whoso maiden attempt
bore the title of "Simply to Thy Cross
I Cling," was struck dumb with horror
when it appeared in the next weekly
edition of the town paper under the
title of "Simple - L'ttle Cross Eyed
Thing."
Pure cod liver oil. froon selected livers,
en the seashore, by Caswell, ILazard & Co.,
N. Y. A.solutely pure and sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all others. Physicians declare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper 8oap, made
by Caswell. Hazard & Co.. New York.
ONE S13D knowledge: One of the
boys, acquainted with Fogg's frequent
obanges of abode, asked him which he
thought was the cheaper, to move or
pay rent. "I can't teU you, my dear
boy," replied Fogg; "I have always
moved,"
Murder will out, so will the fact that
Carboline, a deodorized extract of -petro
leum, the natural hair renewer and restor
er, is the best preparation ever mvented
and excels all other hair dressings, as
thousands or genuine certificates noiv in
our possession abundantly prove.
TEn baby's fall: "Look at you I'
shfiieked Mrs. Ecomi, as the nurse let
the baby fall over the second-floor bal
unter; "two inolha nearer the wall and
that child would have smashed a 850
statuette and the hall lamp." .And then
they picked up the baby.
No MIATER
What youi are doing, it will pay you to see our
great offor 'o aiuen'a. No canvassing required.
No licenbo necessary as you~ manufacture your
own gonda. A good chance to make money.
A stamp will insure a promnpt reply. Addiress,
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AGArNST the straiu: Widow woman
(to chemist who was weighing a grain
of calomnel in dispensing a prescription
for her sick child)-"M~an, ye needna'
be sae sobirimpy wi't; 't is for a puts
fatherless bairn I"
Mother swan's Worm Syrup.
Infallible, tasteless, narmuless, cathartic; for fe
verishaness, reslessneas, worms. constIpation. 265.
Tim whole pork or nothing: Mistress
--"Were you baDptized Koziah, when
you were named ?" Maid-"Law, ma'
am, we don't baptize in our church; we
immierge."
Rheumatism quickly cured I aend
stamp for free prescription. RI. Kx. Hel
phenstino, Washington, 1). C.
RAnnYING: Doetor (sottovoce to his
colleague)-"We must reduce the fever
andi abate the thirst." Patient (who
had overhard)-"If you'll reduce the
fever, gcn'lemen, I'll und'take to abate
the thirst myshelf."
Ladles and childien's boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon'n Patent Heel
Stilteners are use d.
A BOSS cow: W. D. Bankrs, of Cayton
counity, has the boss cow. He says:
"By dangit i a man can pick her up
and tote her; then set her down and
milk her, and he can't tote -the milk."
VEuosmR s the great health restorer
composed exclusively of barks, roots and
herbs. it is very pleasant to take; every
child likes it.
Sam affair: While puttilng on a clean
shirt a Hartwell, Ga., mran fell over a
trnk and broke his collar-boije. But
he says lhe's going to try it again when
hie gets well,
"Bough en Rate."
Ciears ontyata mice roaches, files, ants, bed
bugs, skunks, obi'pmunis, gophers. 15c. Druggists.
STAINs.-When the color of silks has
been destroyed by any strong acid, it
may be restored by carefully wetting
the spot with a strong soap lather, to
which a little saleratus has been added.
When the color has been. taken out by
fruit stains Ammonia will restore it.
It lIs quite commionly believed that Id
running a man descends 'at each stride
upon the ball of the loot, so that the arch
oi the foot way servo as a spring to break
the shook. in his instantaneous photo.
graphs, however, Mr. Muybridae shows
that either in walking, inning,~ or jump
ing, man-like -all -other anlials so far
observed-ablghts upon the heel.
Th7e question "How long is it necessary
to kcep children away from school after an
infectious disesd" wats answered somre
time since by the Acadeony of Medioine,
Parie. 'With scarlet' fever, diphthenia,
meableu, and smallpor; Isolation is to be
maintaiaed for iorty days. Cbicken-pox
and mumaps lose their contagious plower
after twot~ five days.
-l , Lumg
q BADA0BBkT00TAIB,
SORE THROAT;
QtniN0Y, SWELLINGS,
- MSPsAENS,
Sorqness, Cuts, Bruises,
,FROSTBilTES,
' aJimNB, SCALDS,
Atid all other bodly aches
"and Paios. -
FFTY ENTS A BOTT.E.
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languages.
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the po, and by keeping tho bowels in foo
oonditio, efboting its rogular disohargo.
MalarI ? a thri hll
areambitious, ~rpOto oroonstipat4d, Kidlney
Warb wills ely rellovo and quickly euro.
In the Spring to coeaso he Systtem, every
- one sho d tak9 a thorough eourio of It.
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HEALTH, is WEALTHr
ll0Illi of Bodyis, WWaIl t111
DR. RAD-WAY'S
Sa. isapardhliaResolvent.
TH8. GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. R
Pure blod'inakes 'sound flesh, strong hone an'l
a clear akin. It you would have your fiesh firin,
your bones sound without caries, and ypur ovin
plexion fair, use
Radway's Sarsaparill ian
Resolvent.
A remedy composed of IngredIents of extrair.
dinary mnedicat propertes, essential to ptrify,
heal repair .md Inv gorato the broken-down atI
wasteI body-QUlex Pi.EASAN, SAs itui PIuA
NENT in its treai nen and cure.
Nojnatter by what name the complaint may be
designated, whether it be srofulih consutmptiot,
syphilis, ulcers, sores, Lumora, bolla. eryslpelas, or
at rheum, diseasei of 1th lungs, kIdneys, blait
der, womb, skin, liver, stomagh or biwel4, . e-ther
chronic or oonstitutional, the virus Is In the Alotoil
which supplies the waste and builds and repair.4
these organs and wasted. tissues of the systet.
If the blood to unhealthy, the procesi of repair.
ust be unsound.
The Sarsapariilan Resolvent
Not only is a compensating remedy, but secures
the harmonious action of cacth of tho oo an . It
establishes throughout. the entire system f tunctiou
ml harmony - and stipples the blood ves
sels with a pure -nud healtly current of
new life. TuY St, utter a Yew days' list.
of thu Sarsaparillian, becouea clear All
beautiful. P'implet, -Iotohes, black slots all i
skin eruitions are removed; Hored id titl ters a
cured. Personi stifferntug from scroful.', erjuptiv
dispasce of the eyes, month ears, legs, tlroat 10A
glanrds, 4,ha11 have nuomulatehil d sp-road, eltlt
fromnluniured diseases uir iercury, or from tii.- *
use of corrosive subliimate, may rely tul)Jn a tti
if the Sarsapt aridlian lt cotittuted a suallelntt tiei
to n ike its impresson oiihe syten.
One bottle contains more o'f lilt, active printil'
ples of Medlices than ttlly other Pi'etiation
I'aketi in teaspoonful doRes, while others reet~ire
Live or six times as mutch.
)rne k olais a H-ot;tle.
R. R. Re
Radway's Ready Relief1
The Uhsoapeut rmid 0et Medicile for
Faneii.v Use is tie Worlcs
In from one to twenty minutes never falls to
relieve 'ain with oite thorough application:
no natter how violeut or erciating the pamli,
tle ithiumatio, tied-ritden,' u litti, Cri pled,
Nervous Neuralgie or prostrated with ilease
may sutfer, ItADWAY'S IMKADY RELIEF wil
afford instant ease..
INFLAMMA'TION OF TIlE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMM'ATION 010 TiEN BLADDHIl,
INFLAMMAUTION OF1 THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THIE LUNGS,
SORE TItOAT, DIFFIOtijll' BItEA'IIIN0,
PALITA''ION OF TilE H EA ItT,
ilYSTERICS, CtOUP, D) i'itti t,
CATAItII, INFLIJENZA,
IHEADAClE, TOOTIIACIK R,
NEUIlALGIA, HHEUMATISM,
COLD CI L LS, AG U1E i I LI. ,
CIIILIBLAINS AND FitOST HITES,
ItiltUISE9, IC UlI II),t? SCI\IA
NIitVOUJSN ESS, 8f.E EPLISNESS3,
COUG118, COLDS, SPiIA INS,
P'AINS IN THEE CH-.CSTl, tBAtlI
or LIMBUS are ins'tauty relceved.
MAEL ARTIA.
IN rrs vam~oos roatuNs.
'FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE cuted fora50ets. Tihere is
not a remedial agent in this world Iliat will cure
Fever and Agite, and oilher Maliarlot, lihit-u,
Scarlet 'Iholdh Yellow atid other fe'vera QidetoI
tyI 'ILLS) so quIckly as RAI)\\AY'M
-It will in I~few moment1, when taken internally
according to the direutlonq cure Cram pa, Spaaii,
Sour Somuacht, H~earttburn,Stck Hletadachte 1ysyii.pi
sin, Palpittation ot the hleart, Cold Cilla f lysterhiu~
Pais in thte Bowels, Diarrhtot Dysentery, o
WVind in the Bowels, and all Inlornal Painas~ u.
Travelers should always carry aboxttle of IA1hi
WAY'S READY REILiF. with them. A It.
dlrops in water wvill prevent sickness or pains fro.
change of wiater. HIs hobtter than lFrench llratinty
or HItters as a stimulant.
Mierr and Ltusmaberanena should alway1
be provided with It.
RTA DW AY'S
Regulating Pills !
Perfect, Purgative, Soothing. A pert
ent. Act without Pain Always
- Reliable and NIaturaL
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
icm purge, regulate, purify, cleanase and streng.
HIAnwAY's PRIrM for the euro of all disorders ot
thle Stomach. Liver Bowels KIdneys, Bladder,
Female Complaints, Nervous inseases,1Losa of Alt
petite, IHeadache Constipation, Costiveness, Indt
estionDyspes , Biliousness Fever, Intlamnma
wo ft e ts Piles, andl altl derangeitnents aif
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegeta" contain
in omercury, minerals, or deleth a ruags.
BTOsrethe following syn it <ims resulting
fromt Diseases of theo DigestIve OT dvaa; Conslipa
'bin, Inward Piles, Fullness o Blood in the
Ilead, Acidity' of the Stomtach, N susea Hleartburni
l~sgust of lIIood, Fullness or Wgdin the 8te.
mnach;-80ttr Bructations Simnn or Fluttering at
take Heart, ChokIng or diiering Sensations wlien
iaalymngposture, Dliness of VisionI, Dots ori
Webs before the Sight, Fever and dli Patt in the
Ihead, D~eliciency of Perspiration, Yellowness of
the Skin and e s Pamn in the Side, Chest,
im bs asnld Slidde blushes of IHeat, Burninig in
A few doses of RADWAY'S Piras wir, free the
system from all the above-namedl disorders.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
Price, 25 Cents Pe'r lOx.
READ "FALSE AND TRUE."
Benid a teller stram p to R ADWAY & CO., No. 8.
Warren, (for. Chuiren St., New York.
l-V it fotttiol worth thousands wvill be sent
.. To time Puwblie.
lHe sure and ask for RADWAY'S, inid see that the
ana "RlAnwAY"t is on what you buty.
~ ys unfailing and infat,
eAM~lfE'A~,iabe in curin~ Epil.
OPiu Eatn~ rtr
/ . Vous eb~~ eua
lod dseases. Te
hul., Bainkers,La
lnd and whose so.
(a eimpoy eti
NEVER who re. hore a nerve
Nervine islValtlable,
ThisIt. is ge, $0
An re te jiyetr