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a l mierM ahw e - a . urll in" A " '44* RIir .04ffl mUe'owbyu whiiit now WO nral. lft08 1Patill1u ? cl -h wold walk easily as p hbalf, and rar -V' 'J._t~,'Ja an ati&y* four, as u th itle. All the la, and much of th co.itry4ed, and town street horse wdrk 18 doiG'at a 'walk. - Is costsanoniorbto feed a walart walker, than it does a 'dlbwpL"ly onOe/ and frequently not so much. IN0 let any ont qa lOIat9 the profit and ivtogp of using the fbra mer in prefieence tne latter. fot thi fkrmer see h uph e I d pef day, lae can get P." bd ar wed. h6w many more joads ha #.t0w gr ..and vegetables he can take to market; and how much more rapidly he msable to accomplish all his other work, and he will have ittle patiebcel f'h1spin'g Ca'$i6 wAldbg horse any longer; It will' be the saine with the expressman, the teamster, and the truck Man. .. Beilfounder, got by the clebri'ted im ported trettmng horse of this name, out of Lady Alport, was not only a fast trotter, but had ai natural, easy walk of five miles per hour. He was ,Kept by one family several years; and nearly all his stock, out of quite common mare, proved excellent walkers. This shown how easily and rap idly an increased fast walking stock may be bred by all fArmers, If they will only take due pains to select the stallions to which they may hereafter nick their mares. A fast walking horse commands a consid erably higher price with those who care for the pace, than a slow walker, and sach buyers are constantly. on. the increase now, and that day will come uy and by whien a slow Malker will hardly j it a bid. The fastest walk I have yet seen exactly timed and put on record, was that of the'English horse Bloven. Re made, without extra effort 5.09 iniles per hour. All agricultu ral societies ought to give good premiums to fast walking horses, the hgliest pnze to be awarded to the one Which walked five miles per, hour; tlie second to four and a halfU iiles; the third to four miles. This last should be tho least time for which to award a prize, and all breeds should be allowed to compete. flow BuTTu M*i nE; SioILIMR-Good butter may be spoiled in churning. Over churning ruins the texture and changes the proper waximes to a disagre6ablosick ly greasiness. This is the more easily done in a churn with (lashes, which will press the butter agamnot the shies of he churn and squeezo and rub it until it is spoiled. Too long curning spoils the quality by the oxidation of the bu ster and the premature formation of strong- flavored acids in -it, the lull presence of which we cill rancidity. It may be spoiled at too high a temperature, by which it is made soft and oily, and of greasy texture 'and flavor. No subsequent treatment can rem etly this error. It may bo spoiled before the cream reaches the churn by keeping it too long, or, what is pratically the same, by'keeping It in to warm a place; 50 de grees is about the right temperature if the creai is kept a week; if it is kept at 62 degrees three days is long enough. White specks are produced in butter by over. churning or by having the cream too sour. Either of these faulta produce curd in the milk, and the small flakes of this cannot be washed out of the butter. Milk from a cow in ill health and that is acid wheni drawn, will produce sipecky butter, bo will the use of salt containing specks of Iime, whic.i unite with the butter and form insoluble imoe soap. White spooks are covered up to a Iarare extent bIy using good coloring, which is muade of oil as tee sol vent. But this use of colorahg being used to diisguise a fault., and to anid an undeser ved vir'tue, ls worthy of denunciation. TnE same treatment in winter will not answer for all roorops-allke. Beets and carrots are the least hardy of alliand when, Irozep lose their sweetness to a .nmarked extent, The parsnip is not only net injuir ed, but many tinik it as greatly improvedl by freezing. If the amount of sugar is not actually. inecreased, its flesh i s o moditied that nt tastes swecters The' par~ip and salinity are our very hardiest l'oots-thiough we should ane lade horseradieh-and may be left. without harm in tihe soil where they- geew. Buit, .as we cannot '<epend upon finding thme ground open at all times, a share should be dug to snpply the table. These may be prackedin bpoxes or barrole and if they are to be, kept in thie cellar, should be covered with sand to prevent them from. abriveling. They can as well be0 placed in some shed( or other out~build a ng,. 11N all the tests bt - the new grapes it should be remembered that the teat for midwis not conc!usive unless the vine has acquired age. Most ysry young vine are exempt. It wouild seem that after a few years the annual pruning destroys the pioper proportioq~ rbetween - braanolles and rnot. . i this b'e the true causo root prun lag should be a remedy. AN Enghh paper asserts that it costs ai much to transport a bushel of wheat twelve miles on a turapikeo road in Eng land as froml'an American seaport across the broad Atlantic. BlUTounms' waste, such as plucks, etc., when boiled and thickened with meal, an swfer a good purpose as a substitute for in sects whecn led to poultry. Taa stock raisers of California estliflate the aggregate value of their .floeks and herds a' $85,000,000. The number of horned cattle is placed at 2,250,000. Nebuchnannessar's Doorstep, In the Egyptian and 'Assyrian gallery at th British museum, London, and in close con'tgulty to the Hlittite monuments and * ~the b'.ze gatesof Shalmnueser, there has just beerfNA:,ed an object of considerable interest-a bronze doorstop from the great temple of E.Sazgil, at Bloraippa, am suburb or division of Babylon. The do'letcp not only has inscribed on it the name of .Neb uchadnezzar, but also mentions hits health or restoration -to health.'* They doot'step may' thus have been a 'vot'ive offering. Tlhe thought may suggest itself whether the inscription imn ths dioorstep has any jyq. .4. ' relation to the madiness of Nebtichadnez zuar spoken of i the well-knowal words of the fourth chaapter.of Osapl, which record how the renowned monarch, after looiking - with pride on the great Blatldii whih lie h ad built, was in the "same hour driven fromn among meni. and (lid eat grass as oxen,' aid his bodiy wy wet with tI4,,d6dy of Heaven,' ill' bis'hdire were grown like eagles' feathers and his nails like birds' *.~ ' ~ claws." It would not, however, be easy. to make such an identification. The temn Dile ,of? h Baggit to w51oh~ ; th9 doorstop pertained, wab a famogin seat of Babyio. nman idolatry,. and remained such- until theitamo ot N'abonidas, the last Babylo. niani king. The ,dodicatiop 9?i 40.dAoor stop 'would ,lgtej scarcely ,be. o onsistent with, N~ihdn~ woi'shiping the God of Isael, oh Jiontlioned in Dan. iv.: 84 87. *~,,, ~ * . .* POST1iO VDOWIdBTW. baths of the are good,. but .4 doubtful if 1 t tMstomeh 0'&' i, to bd and is no e role, the most 0o foq ocold a ghin. aO0Uv 0". indi gestion are rn ~ eved - this I a fid eydpy" bold oh -q ti yW' be 'b one for himself. ' or three swallows will do to begi& with, but 'tjq qutity *111 soon grow to a trab hiland .L have known persons to use muZt moe with mhrked , benefit -If wisely utati. aged every 4vspeptio will be greatly ip*cved by this cold stomach bath. ~A Ovm ron Copm.-The Sol iIlo Amn'ioan, a very Irliable paper, hives the following recipe as a sure. oure" for corns. As the remediis verg simple, if any-of our readers are afflioted with corns it would probably be well for them to give it a trial: "Take one fourth cup of strong vinegar; orumble into it somn9 bread. Let it stand half an hour, or until it softens into 'a good poulti'e. Then apply, on retiring at night, In the morning the soreness will be gone, and the corn can be pioked out. If the corn is a very obstinate one it may require two or more applications to effect a cure." JHAIn CUsHION.-Uut strips of calico (only six or eight cents per yard) about three-fourths of an inch wide, bias or straight (the former is prettier, the lat ter frmer and more durable). Kuit plain with wooden needles sime of a lead pencil, making strips' or blocks, then join together to sizo wished to cov er top of cushion, which is ma4e-of ticking stuffed with hair. Of 'course woolen or silk pieces would- make a much handsomer cushion, but calico poes nicely, only it will not hold - the color aswwell. .Rugs can be made in the same way, ludng with bagging or old carpet. The more colors used the prettier the effect. FRENOH PANAKIS. -Take two eggs, one tablespoonful of sifted sugar, two tablespoonfuls of flour, half a pint of new milk. Beat the eggs thorouRhly and put them into the bowl with the butter, which should be beaten to a creani; stir in the sugar and flour, and, when these ingredients are well mixed, add the milk. Keep stirring and beat ing the mixture for a few minutes; put the-batter on buttered plates and bake in a quick oven fliteen minutes. Serve with slices of lemon and powdered su gar or with layers of cakes and layers of marmalado or preserves between thom. SeOToR PTUDING (i'&AIN). -In a quar ter of a piut of cold milk stir in two ounces of finely ground oatmeal, mix thoroughly, then add to Jhis a pint of boiled milk. Sweeten with lump sugaL while on the fire, but do not let the mixture boil. In order to thicken it stir in about two ounces of fine broad crum bs. Aa the milk and oatmeal ools it ought to be thick. Boat up two eggs and mix with the oatmeal; ilavor with cinnamon or nutmeg; pour in a buttered bukiug-dish and bake slowly one hour, A few seeded raisins are a nice addition to this pudding. BAKLED T UnNIs. -Pare and cook until nearly tender in salted boiling water, dralin and lay in a baking dish, and pour over them a sauce made as follows: Two large tablespoonfuls of butter and twvo heaping tablespoonfuls of flour, stirred together in a skillet; when thor oughly heated and mixed add a teacup ful of milk, stirring it in gradually, with a little pepper and salt. Add lit tle bits of broken butter over the top of the turnips. When you have poured on the sauce bake in a bri,,k oven ovei twenty minutes. A UoMMoes MISTrAKE -A very common mistake In dwelling-houses is to fix a stove on a sheet of iron or other metal, 'laid diretly oni the wvood Ilooring. This, though intended as a meas'ure of safety, is really an invitation to danger, for the metal soon becomes heatedl, and, as the wvood beneath it is deslcoated, the chanices of flire are heightened. The stove should either stand1 upon a slab cf stone, or ciso the sheet of metal upon which it is fixed should be raised a feu inches from the timber, the space below either being fillied in with some non conduoting material, or loft for the circulation of a currant of air. Niiw Bkow-PxRE. -A blo0w-pipe has been patentedi in Giermany in which the air blown into the mouth-piece passes through a valve into a caoutchouc bag, which is enclosed in the tube, and serves as regulator of the issuing air in a casc of intermittent blowing, The valve prevente return of the air fore 3d in. PAPEn OUrs.--Paper haes come intk use in sonic of the restaurants in Berlin as plates for dry or semi-dry articles 01 food. There is no reason why glazed paper cups should not be employed al railroad stations, so that passengers could take a cup of coffee along witli them, instead of hastily drinking it at a lunch-counter. Wonx Pouork -Take three oval-shap ed pieces of cardboard, covered and lined neatly with bright worsted or silk, and whipped together, leaving one seani open. .it can only be op~ened by pres sing on the ends. It must be larger directly in the centre than anywhere else. It will hold both spool an<I trim ming. Sftonrda BA.-Use narrowr blue andI white striped ticking, out about eight Inches long and ten inches wide. The blue stripes are covered with gilt braid, and the white stripes ornamented with point-russe stitch in colored silks. The beg is then topped with colored satin, red, brown, blue or green, and is gath ered with a drawstring at the top, WASTE UBKRET. -Cut three pieces of pasteboard the same size andi shape; cover thorn with brown holland, em broidery with any pretty design, and line with turkey red. Sew them to gether in a triangular box and fit a pasteboard for the bottom. A scarlet cord sewed round the edge and tassels at the corners will finish the box pret tily. Sioni TanoAT. -To make a good gar gle for the throat, take one teaspoonful of cayenne pepper, one teaspoonful of salt, one pint of water and two table spoonfuls of vinegar; sweeten to taste with honey or loaf-sugar, mix together and bottle. IIITrAnoN (nOUND (JLAUs. --A very useful kind of varnish which is excellent for prod'uoing imitation ground glass, and will doubtless be found available for other purposes, Is-Sandarae, eigh teen parts; maetlo, four; ether, two hundred, bensol, from seventy to one hundred parts. iacov: "Yes, sir,"1 he sai1, "I'm a Democrat, and I've got the new hat to prove it."' A uwM ounple's talki bride had bridegsoom sat opposite me at the Fiftl A',enue table d'hote.Wkhl before last. TJ caled for oondomme and' sipped It Tm ever so fond of consomme Wei-& In t" sE e4tbiiS t" so ,' a so i, 10 "Aud," she went on, -"4's- uoh a lovely color too; don't yq thank Uo ?, ""Love. ly bo or, " he repeated, 'it/s different color from oyster soup, isn't it ?" con ftibted -M*W YodhkUbnd - 41t Uhe at0ped it again. - "o it is ' said the Beiediot; "by'XVe,'I i6eQ Mtoed it before I" Theh the waiter brought them fiah -td aver'jt beyi4nt *6 in the same idiotio way. Don't you think brides awfully funny ' Doet you ? I dol fthedriant ProetamA61oi. - I The flon. Peter Bowe Is bheriff of the City and County of New York. Recently In convershtion with one of our reportei-, Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact: "I consider St. Janebs Oil in excellent remedy, and one that ought certainly- to find its 'Way'Intd ev M odslild.' ' '1Mrs. Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and makes a family remedy of it."-VXiw York Eveving Telegram. IT 1i Odrdinal Maniti6 who relates this incident. as havinik Jappoued tq himself One night .1' was' returning to my residence in. Westminstor when I met a poor man carrying a basket and smoking a pipe. I thought. over this Aristotelian syllogism: H6 who smokes gets thirsty; he who is' thirstey desires to drink; he who drinks too much gets d ru ; ,he w49 geti drunk goes tf hol.. .This nuss,.apdengar of~ mort&1 sin. Let fth.asavethiL affedtionately. ad dressed him: "Are you a Qatholic ?" "I am; thanks be to-God." !'fWiere are you from?" "From Cork, your rever ence." "Are you - a member of the Total Aptinence Soiofly ?" "No, your reverence." "Now," said I, "that is very wrong. Look at me; lani a mem ber." ".Faith; may be your reverence has need of it i"'I spook hands with him and left him.a ***"Do not grasp at the 'ihadow and lose the substance.' Kidney-Wort is able to convert you from a shadow of your Tormer self into the substance of estab lished health. Said a sufferer from kid. ney trouble when asged to. try Kidney. Wort-for a reinedy.- "Pl try it, but it will be my last dose." It cured him and now-hl redomimends it to-all. - It you have. disordered kidneys don't fall to try it. *iYP4othing so simple and perfect for coloring as the Diamond Dyes. For carpet rage, better and cheaper than any other dye-stuffs. Tan other dny a city 1pw student ap plied to Judge Boyd for the hearing (f a division court suit under the mechani ic's lien act. An objection was raisod by counqel on the other side on the ground that the matter was coming utp in the court of chancery, where the lien could be argued. ''But," urged the embryo Jawyer, "this will put my client to more costs." "Just 'so,' replied his honor, "but you will get your costs in the chancery court, and you cannuot'get. costs in the division court." "I wYould get my costs off the lien, your honor," persisted the student. "True," said the judge, "and they would be lean costs I" The temptation was too great evoa for a learned judge too resist. MloMRoE, MmIio,, Sept. 211, 1875. Bi-l have taken Hop Bitters for in flammation of kidneys and bladder. It has donc for me what four doctors failed to (10. The elfoet of flop Bitters seemed like magic to me. W. JL. CAliTR. OvnnwoRKBD, Americans: A travel stained trami) was seen - sitting ' under the protecting begis of a utone wall this morning with a necwspapeor in his haud. "Yes," he remnarked, sadly, "Herbert is right: overwvork is what's raising the deuce with us Atnericans. But as long as .1 live it shall be my endeavor to stand as a'living rebuke to. the spirit of unrest which animates so many of our peole, and which is hiding so m my of our young and promising men ini early g~taves." Vonhsumpuon Vvnred. An old physician retired from practice, having had plae mn his hands by an East India ;missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a poeitive and radical cure for Iervous Debility arid all Nervous Coinplaints, after having tested, its iwonderlul curative powers in thougands. of cases, lia felt it his duity to make it' known to his suffermng fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve hu man suffering, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this recempo, in Gecr man, French or English, with full direc tions for gpreparing and using. Bient by madl by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'e Block, Rochesater. N Y REronrMED: In learning that the young 'i'aupin had just received 'an in heritance one of his creditors hastened to present his bill. -"Oh, don't let us speak of those things," said the young man, "I have thrown a veil over the past I" A (!sese of Psseutuonta. Mr. D. II. Biarnaby. of Oweo,o New York, says that his dlaughter was taken with a violent bold whihll ter. minatod with pneumonia, and all the beat physician. gave the ease tup and said she could not live but a few bontesat most. sihe wasam this onudition when a friend recommended Dr. win. Hall's nalsam for tho Lungs and advised ther to try it. She accep ted it as a last resort, and waa surprised to aind that it producoed a marked chanige for the better, and by persovering in its use a permaneut cure was effected. Oharles Jones, of Eiizabeth. Spencer county, Ind,, says: "i have dealt ini medloine a numbnler of years, and will say th it D~r. Iloger's Vegetable Worm syrup is the mist valuable moedicine I ever sold. GRATITUDE: Doctor to ani acquaint-. ance-''Mr. Jones, I am glaid to see you haveo recovered." Mr. yones-"Yes, you have .saved my life; how -can I thauk you suifflently ?" Doctor-"I saved your life? Wily I didn't attend you." Mr. dones-"Yes-and that is why I am so grateful." "iitehu-Paiba." Trhe quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseasies. $1. Druggists. A GRUAT artist: "The art that oonootls art," as the thie~f remarked when jie slid an expensive oil painting ender ia coat. Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Is the mnarvel of tile se for all aerye diseases. All tastope free. end to 981 Arch Street, Phnilad is, - - Lav'r: Pat-"An' is it the next train for Boston ye want? Faith, that what an hour ago. sont," z Res 1111de the had 1 "Ole the JAo g inyd ifor its m ts and herbs, eh o 0iw 10 n~e y anoo undedl uoha r Vrodlideasre 00 u ren i Y -ogetine Tegetine Wwi the-uorst case of Sorofula Vegetine. teoowmn de1 by pharian and .spothecarles. Vegetine 1i9a Nected' soiemarvelous cures in eases of Cancer. Vegetine Cures the wors cases of Canker. Vegetine Will eradlcate Salt Rheum from the system. Vegetine Removes Pimples and Humors from the face. Vegetine Is the great remedy for General Debility.' Vegetine I 'knkowledged by all cl iso people to be th. boat And moat rel~abe biood purl. der in the world, Phystelans and Apothecarles Spask. THOUSANDS sl*Oak. VEGRTBNX is acknowledged and reconmmendeti by physiclans and apothecaries to be the best purilier and cleanser of the blood yet a coveres, and tlousn(Is poak in its praise who have boon restored to healti k. Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists. ANAKESIS :D. L S be.'s External Pile 1emey Gives instant relief and is an infallible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILESe Sod yDru gst. every-where. Price $1 00 per box (erFad M. Samples sent free lo F'hrsiclans l r yI. N eataedc r& Co, nox346 ty Yr f't, Sontfs,iOnrera of "Anakeais. fThe Bad and Worthless are never imitated or counterfetted. Thisis especially true of a family medicine, and it' Is positive proof that the remedy imitated Is of the highest value. As soon as it had been tested and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters was the purest, best and most valuable family medicine on earth, many imitations sprung up and began to steal the notices in which the press and the people of the country had expressed the merits of H. B., and in every way trying to in duce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead, expecting to make money on the credit ad good name of If. B. Many others started n strums put up in similar style to H. B., with variously devised names in which the word " Hop," or " itops" were used in a way to induce people to belleye they were the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especia:ly those with the word " Hop-' or " Hops" in their name or in any way connected with them or their name, are imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of green Hiops on the white label. Trust nothing else. Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing in imItations or counterits. ~ OR THE PERMANENT CURE 0 id ~e CONSTIPATION. I Nfo othier disease is so prevalent in this ooun- U E euro. Whatever the cause, however obstinate (U al the case. this remedy will uveruomo It. a. .P ILE8.,THS ises;"Ing tl",;; S eompioated withconstipatlon. Kianey-wort 'i stkntn tof wcknedra and quiokly 9. anheicnsavo oe the ofailed.trube PRO i. U90 Druggists Sell SYU STOMAC kITrERS Invalids, brokear down In health and spirits by chronic dyspepsia, or suffering from the terrible exhaustion that followaths attacks of acute dii ease, the testimony of thousands who have been raised as by a imracle from a similar state of pros tration by Hiotetter's Stomach Bitters, is a sure byel #e < sameae means you, too, may For sale by ail Druggists and Dealers generally. RH EUMA TISM Kidn~ey, Liver, 8tomachi, Bladder and Blood Disorders. by hysiiansu a e d wthi to teb ly cures rho naice disor<ders ao e~ianmnatory, su. acuto ooronieo muscult neoneus or orosIt any ol ron o I es n on .edeet ELMORIE, ADAMS * (1O.1 Prestetors. 105 Willaa St.. N. T. T fo ton anaeto A NUG NTDfEear an,==oe Olroulbrefree. VALENTI BR( .lanes e, . in r wn wA. I 'ter 0. Those answering b Advertgement will confear a Savor p ot .fhe A Gverusec andt the Fubitaher by tatn thgat they saw the advew tisesment iiu this itrnle naisiuts the paper. that th otrnmo the. ttbe and oxi ir rosiritthpte t bank at tihe d -pot and A Jaines Ibas t, .aaier.towe , . aretnin with ebelo9t r.. oha "Boen a run oI the ? o, sir." "Then everythipg Isall right, "Yes, sir, except a rWunor."ound. town that you had robbed the bank of $50,-% 000 and sailed.for Bigrope. *"Magnificent promises sometime. end in paltry performances." A. riragnifi. cent exception to this is found inCidney' Wort 'which Invariably% perforius even more cures than it promises. Here is a single instance: "Mother ia* recovered," wrote an Illinois girl to hbr .astern rela. tives. " he took bitters for a long time but withotit any good. 0o when she heard of the virtues of Kidney-Wort she got a box sd ,It has completely cured her liver complaint.' X&Make your old things look like now by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will oe happy. Any of the fashionable colors for 10 cents. TEE wit: They were discussing 'hack eray's "English. Humorists." "Who was it, Miss Cutting, that said, 'True wit never produces a smile?"' "I really oan't tell you, Mr. Quotation, but it seems to me he must have heard a g od many of you college men telling okes or he'd never have taken such a dismal view of his life. Sirvsa CREEK, N. Y., Feb. 6, 1880. GEmS-1 have been very low, and have tried everything to no .advantage. I heard your Hop Bitters recommended by so many, I concluded to give them a triaL I did, and now am around, and constautly improving, - and am nearly as strong as fever. W. H. WELLEH. CRUSHED, indeed: A youthful aspirant to poe.'s honors, whoso maiden attempt bore the title of "Simply to Thy Cross I Cling," was struck dumb with horror when it appeared in the next weekly edition of the town paper under the title of "Simple - L'ttle Cross Eyed Thing." Pure cod liver oil. froon selected livers, en the seashore, by Caswell, ILazard & Co., N. Y. A.solutely pure and sweet. Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using Juniper 8oap, made by Caswell. Hazard & Co.. New York. ONE S13D knowledge: One of the boys, acquainted with Fogg's frequent obanges of abode, asked him which he thought was the cheaper, to move or pay rent. "I can't teU you, my dear boy," replied Fogg; "I have always moved," Murder will out, so will the fact that Carboline, a deodorized extract of -petro leum, the natural hair renewer and restor er, is the best preparation ever mvented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands or genuine certificates noiv in our possession abundantly prove. TEn baby's fall: "Look at you I' shfiieked Mrs. Ecomi, as the nurse let the baby fall over the second-floor bal unter; "two inolha nearer the wall and that child would have smashed a 850 statuette and the hall lamp." .And then they picked up the baby. No MIATER What youi are doing, it will pay you to see our great offor 'o aiuen'a. No canvassing required. No licenbo necessary as you~ manufacture your own gonda. A good chance to make money. A stamp will insure a promnpt reply. Addiress, EATON & CO.. Washanbt rn, D. C. AGArNST the straiu: Widow woman (to chemist who was weighing a grain of calomnel in dispensing a prescription for her sick child)-"M~an, ye needna' be sae sobirimpy wi't; 't is for a puts fatherless bairn I" Mother swan's Worm Syrup. Infallible, tasteless, narmuless, cathartic; for fe verishaness, reslessneas, worms. constIpation. 265. Tim whole pork or nothing: Mistress --"Were you baDptized Koziah, when you were named ?" Maid-"Law, ma' am, we don't baptize in our church; we immierge." Rheumatism quickly cured I aend stamp for free prescription. RI. Kx. Hel phenstino, Washington, 1). C. RAnnYING: Doetor (sottovoce to his colleague)-"We must reduce the fever andi abate the thirst." Patient (who had overhard)-"If you'll reduce the fever, gcn'lemen, I'll und'take to abate the thirst myshelf." Ladles and childien's boots and shoes cannot run over if Lyon'n Patent Heel Stilteners are use d. A BOSS cow: W. D. Bankrs, of Cayton counity, has the boss cow. He says: "By dangit i a man can pick her up and tote her; then set her down and milk her, and he can't tote -the milk." VEuosmR s the great health restorer composed exclusively of barks, roots and herbs. it is very pleasant to take; every child likes it. Sam affair: While puttilng on a clean shirt a Hartwell, Ga., mran fell over a trnk and broke his collar-boije. But he says lhe's going to try it again when hie gets well, "Bough en Rate." Ciears ontyata mice roaches, files, ants, bed bugs, skunks, obi'pmunis, gophers. 15c. Druggists. STAINs.-When the color of silks has been destroyed by any strong acid, it may be restored by carefully wetting the spot with a strong soap lather, to which a little saleratus has been added. When the color has been. taken out by fruit stains Ammonia will restore it. It lIs quite commionly believed that Id running a man descends 'at each stride upon the ball of the loot, so that the arch oi the foot way servo as a spring to break the shook. in his instantaneous photo. graphs, however, Mr. Muybridae shows that either in walking, inning,~ or jump ing, man-like -all -other anlials so far observed-ablghts upon the heel. Th7e question "How long is it necessary to kcep children away from school after an infectious disesd" wats answered somre time since by the Acadeony of Medioine, Parie. 'With scarlet' fever, diphthenia, meableu, and smallpor; Isolation is to be maintaiaed for iorty days. Cbicken-pox and mumaps lose their contagious plower after twot~ five days. -l , Lumg q BADA0BBkT00TAIB, SORE THROAT; QtniN0Y, SWELLINGS, - MSPsAENS, Sorqness, Cuts, Bruises, ,FROSTBilTES, ' aJimNB, SCALDS, Atid all other bodly aches "and Paios. - FFTY ENTS A BOTT.E. De rDirect s In H languages. The Charles A. Vogeler Co (Ioeessor to A. VONLRa 4% M.) ' althers. Md.. U.S. A 141 A SURE CURE fo all diseases of the Kidneys and --LIVER - It has speoifk~sotio onk most lmportant organ, enapting 4t to throw off torpidity and inaotion, stimulating tho healthy sooretion of the po, and by keeping tho bowels in foo oonditio, efboting its rogular disohargo. MalarI ? a thri hll areambitious, ~rpOto oroonstipat4d, Kidlney Warb wills ely rellovo and quickly euro. In the Spring to coeaso he Systtem, every - one sho d tak9 a thorough eourio of It. 412SOL0 BY DRUCOISTS. Price i. A Shin of Beaut y is a joy Foreoves DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD'S Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautifier. m6ves Tan lemisho .e1 deW Ition. It h to it to esre the ra It Ew E p ~rJ~~j~re.~to lay o row t a a's amt telesat haeR . Gto preparatIons.' One bottle will lst six Months usng t eve % AlsowPen rRubtile removes d.n rU. Dt.&.T. t A.ote PaeS.. 44 61Y. . Ili . st e I . e/ vhou /a e P. 15 yars'r expe. ( Ea. werf detmnr e etad pnoof any onsulttion F andsry ~ STOPPEDFREE DRs KLINE'S GREAT Frhl aents. nM ,ND hoNAHdenRYT Daza~.ONLY eSlU Wcks roR NaRvz Amnzo i055.Filrs,EruLxpsv,ete.INFAL.LIDLE Iftaken a$2 trial bottle free to it Caaesth7 pny in ere ces bztmwhen received. ond dams P anh 8 a t $ of folcted to D.KL p 63I oth DA. H. W. LORD, MEDICAL OFFICES. NO. =S NomaTH FIN EHIm BMWE, /hilldelphia, Pa. if years' experienee. (Ehtab. 11ited for treatment with purely vegetable medi. olnes) Dr. Lobb's long experionoo in tbe t. men of dseases enables hi to guantee a n n Maesh Consultatioa Baee an.,sniotlyeon fidetlaLCa in ers n" b:Ler. om lan aradha ne infrtia y. LGEA TON. TBUSSgon, .i hcg. fA lToScstfr the mt lteCtlou 'bessu anre m nans n- IN OM~~rE. Thsmetinng ula mony Clb 0pi samolebathe',* oney,*1 o r-jine en Vat100e muts tilesnorig amon msk., -pne inCu oortrnn an.shoaBroers, eah Kenne BlootNE ORLEAN, L. att e T wiSg th Soggaer itliS reinre . e Uanti hude tosi piaAart of the on ry1 Ipmie 1 ooroutars~fre b a vADiewGB ~ . W~tooetd .~~ e raro i o eo aa ot.e LOinfked PoPe.R ARACmg. ]AIT' %ITITALTYPE STANE GLASS. 550 alefrEe, on alito td omm~cov nni om in sian enokewg us ~ ousa e Ieso e St a e a ndn~ a 6ti Pari St e eork Portland, eMtonha EA'!ICTtE , 4 nonAl o HEALTH, is WEALTHr ll0Illi of Bodyis, WWaIl t111 DR. RAD-WAY'S Sa. isapardhliaResolvent. TH8. GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. R Pure blod'inakes 'sound flesh, strong hone an'l a clear akin. It you would have your fiesh firin, your bones sound without caries, and ypur ovin plexion fair, use Radway's Sarsaparill ian Resolvent. A remedy composed of IngredIents of extrair. dinary mnedicat propertes, essential to ptrify, heal repair .md Inv gorato the broken-down atI wasteI body-QUlex Pi.EASAN, SAs itui PIuA NENT in its treai nen and cure. Nojnatter by what name the complaint may be designated, whether it be srofulih consutmptiot, syphilis, ulcers, sores, Lumora, bolla. eryslpelas, or at rheum, diseasei of 1th lungs, kIdneys, blait der, womb, skin, liver, stomagh or biwel4, . e-ther chronic or oonstitutional, the virus Is In the Alotoil which supplies the waste and builds and repair.4 these organs and wasted. tissues of the systet. If the blood to unhealthy, the procesi of repair. ust be unsound. The Sarsapariilan Resolvent Not only is a compensating remedy, but secures the harmonious action of cacth of tho oo an . It establishes throughout. the entire system f tunctiou ml harmony - and stipples the blood ves sels with a pure -nud healtly current of new life. TuY St, utter a Yew days' list. of thu Sarsaparillian, becouea clear All beautiful. P'implet, -Iotohes, black slots all i skin eruitions are removed; Hored id titl ters a cured. Personi stifferntug from scroful.', erjuptiv dispasce of the eyes, month ears, legs, tlroat 10A glanrds, 4,ha11 have nuomulatehil d sp-road, eltlt fromnluniured diseases uir iercury, or from tii.- * use of corrosive subliimate, may rely tul)Jn a tti if the Sarsapt aridlian lt cotittuted a suallelntt tiei to n ike its impresson oiihe syten. One bottle contains more o'f lilt, active printil' ples of Medlices than ttlly other Pi'etiation I'aketi in teaspoonful doRes, while others reet~ire Live or six times as mutch. )rne k olais a H-ot;tle. R. R. Re Radway's Ready Relief1 The Uhsoapeut rmid 0et Medicile for Faneii.v Use is tie Worlcs In from one to twenty minutes never falls to relieve 'ain with oite thorough application: no natter how violeut or erciating the pamli, tle ithiumatio, tied-ritden,' u litti, Cri pled, Nervous Neuralgie or prostrated with ilease may sutfer, ItADWAY'S IMKADY RELIEF wil afford instant ease.. INFLAMMA'TION OF TIlE KIDNEYS, INFLAMM'ATION 010 TiEN BLADDHIl, INFLAMMAUTION OF1 THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THIE LUNGS, SORE TItOAT, DIFFIOtijll' BItEA'IIIN0, PALITA''ION OF TilE H EA ItT, ilYSTERICS, CtOUP, D) i'itti t, CATAItII, INFLIJENZA, IHEADAClE, TOOTIIACIK R, NEUIlALGIA, HHEUMATISM, COLD CI L LS, AG U1E i I LI. , CIIILIBLAINS AND FitOST HITES, ItiltUISE9, IC UlI II),t? SCI\IA NIitVOUJSN ESS, 8f.E EPLISNESS3, COUG118, COLDS, SPiIA INS, P'AINS IN THEE CH-.CSTl, tBAtlI or LIMBUS are ins'tauty relceved. MAEL ARTIA. IN rrs vam~oos roatuNs. 'FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cuted fora50ets. Tihere is not a remedial agent in this world Iliat will cure Fever and Agite, and oilher Maliarlot, lihit-u, Scarlet 'Iholdh Yellow atid other fe'vera QidetoI tyI 'ILLS) so quIckly as RAI)\\AY'M -It will in I~few moment1, when taken internally according to the direutlonq cure Cram pa, Spaaii, Sour Somuacht, H~earttburn,Stck Hletadachte 1ysyii.pi sin, Palpittation ot the hleart, Cold Cilla f lysterhiu~ Pais in thte Bowels, Diarrhtot Dysentery, o WVind in the Bowels, and all Inlornal Painas~ u. Travelers should always carry aboxttle of IA1hi WAY'S READY REILiF. with them. A It. dlrops in water wvill prevent sickness or pains fro. change of wiater. HIs hobtter than lFrench llratinty or HItters as a stimulant. Mierr and Ltusmaberanena should alway1 be provided with It. RTA DW AY'S Regulating Pills ! Perfect, Purgative, Soothing. A pert ent. Act without Pain Always - Reliable and NIaturaL in Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL. Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet icm purge, regulate, purify, cleanase and streng. HIAnwAY's PRIrM for the euro of all disorders ot thle Stomach. Liver Bowels KIdneys, Bladder, Female Complaints, Nervous inseases,1Losa of Alt petite, IHeadache Constipation, Costiveness, Indt estionDyspes , Biliousness Fever, Intlamnma wo ft e ts Piles, andl altl derangeitnents aif the Internal Viscera. Purely vegeta" contain in omercury, minerals, or deleth a ruags. BTOsrethe following syn it <ims resulting fromt Diseases of theo DigestIve OT dvaa; Conslipa 'bin, Inward Piles, Fullness o Blood in the Ilead, Acidity' of the Stomtach, N susea Hleartburni l~sgust of lIIood, Fullness or Wgdin the 8te. mnach;-80ttr Bructations Simnn or Fluttering at take Heart, ChokIng or diiering Sensations wlien iaalymngposture, Dliness of VisionI, Dots ori Webs before the Sight, Fever and dli Patt in the Ihead, D~eliciency of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin and e s Pamn in the Side, Chest, im bs asnld Slidde blushes of IHeat, Burninig in A few doses of RADWAY'S Piras wir, free the system from all the above-namedl disorders. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Price, 25 Cents Pe'r lOx. READ "FALSE AND TRUE." Benid a teller stram p to R ADWAY & CO., No. 8. Warren, (for. Chuiren St., New York. l-V it fotttiol worth thousands wvill be sent .. To time Puwblie. lHe sure and ask for RADWAY'S, inid see that the ana "RlAnwAY"t is on what you buty. ~ ys unfailing and infat, eAM~lfE'A~,iabe in curin~ Epil. OPiu Eatn~ rtr / . Vous eb~~ eua lod dseases. Te hul., Bainkers,La lnd and whose so. (a eimpoy eti NEVER who re. hore a nerve Nervine islValtlable, ThisIt. is ge, $0 An re te jiyetr