The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, February 22, 1883, Image 4
The insovery of the .manmmoth,
The banlks of that great Noithern Si
berian River, the Lena, are quite peou.
liar. Those on the western side are
generally low and marshy, while those
on the eastern are often from 60 to 100
feet in bight. In the extreme north,
this high elevation is out into numerous
pyranidal-shaped wounds, which are
- formed of layers of earth and ice-some
times a clear stratum of the latter many
feet in thickness.
It was before such a mound that a
fisherman stopped, dumb with astonish.
ment, one Spring morning. many years
ago. About 80 feet above him, half-way
up the face of the mpund, appeared the
section of a great ice-layer, from which
the water wits flowing in numberless
streams; while protruding from it, and
partly hanging over, was an animal of
such large proportions that the simple
fishermau could hardly believe hiseyes.
Two gigantic horns or tusks wore visible,
and a great woolly body was faintly out
line in the.blue, icy mass. In the Fall, ie
related the story to his comrades up the
river, and the coming spring, with a
party of his fellow fishermen, he again
visited the spot. A year had worked
wonders. The great mass had thawed
out sufficiently to show the natui o, and
on closer inspection proved to be a well
preserved i-pecimen of one of those gi,
gantie extinct hairy elephants that
roamed over the northern parts of Eu.
rope aud America in the caraier ages ol
the world. '1he budy wasstill toolirmly
frozen t. peimit of romoval. For fom
successive years the fishermen visitet
it, uutiil finally, in March, 1804, fiv<
years alter its original discovery, it
roku away irom its ioy bed and come
thundering down upon the sands boow,
The discoverois tirbt dotached the tuske
that wore nine feet six inches in longth,
and together weighed 300 tiounds. . The
hide, covered with wool and haff, was
more than 20 men could lift. Part of
this, with the tusks, were taken to Ja
kutsk and soli for 50 roubles, while t:10
rest of the aiiatl was left where it foil,
and cut up at various times 08by the Ja.
koutes, who led their dogs with its flosh.
A strange feast, this troy--meat that
had begn irozon solid in ihLo iCo hou1ool
Naturo perhalps 50,000 years, more or
less; but so %ell wits it preserved that,
when the brain was attoiward compared
with a recently killed animal, no differ.
once in the tissues could bo detected.
Two yeam atter tho animal had lalloil
from the CLi, the news reached St.,
Puterstburg, antd the Museum of Naturad
History sunt a seiontit, to secure tht
specinion and purchaetu it for the Em
peror. li found the natssivo skeletor
entn-e, with the exception of one fore
leg. '[hie tuasks were repurchased at
Jakutsk, ant1d the great franio wis takeui
to bt. 'etersburg aud thero mounted.
liroihker's wilre's Side.
He wandered into the Mayor's ofice,
an, vualking slowly up to a desk, asked
timidly if his Jolor was engagett,
"W'hat is your business, asked the
clerk.
"Well, you a co, I'd like to speak pri
vately to the 1ayor. It's a fimily af
fair."
"Relative to his Honor's?"
'Nuo. It's about ay fiamily. A per
sonal mnatter--you naerstanta?"
"Well, hao is enigageud just at present.
You tare sure .t u ill tu do n.a well?"
"Ycu night. Thait is, naow; but I
inust, st~o his lionor hater. 1-I wanat to
get matrried,"' said the visitor, blushing
tothe roots of hits haair, and inteutly
stuidyiing hsis boots.
"VYe;y well. Usaing around the una
fortunate femaloI," staid the lerk, "You
don't expect to get tuatrriedl withot
having the bride on (leek do you?"
"'Oh, no," staid the visitor, "but I
wanst to settlo a questioni thaat's bother
ing me, first, i thought, the Mayor might
give nto a lhttle adv ice about it, and
thaen if every thing is till right .i'll see
haim latter."
"Wo~Vll, supposo you make mie your
advisor, ta~i see the Matyor whoua you
have the gha I ailonag," stid theoch rk.
'"But the Ahatyor' is so good at. giving
advice,' suaid the visitor, \iesitatinug.
"Well, I guess 30ou can fell mnc whit to
do. You sco thu gil .1 wanat to maurry is
ia relitive a0t tiuami."
"Vry had pactico to marry rela
with a tlighuty brood of kids."
''Tt s ' hiat I've been told," said the
visitor. "Lut I think a haap a~ that
girl. She's just 11)y style down to hier
boots."
"1 dona't donubt it," saidl the clerk.
"Bui~t I shoulid strongly audviso you to
breaft lhel enaga.neaaut at luco. I've
haad terrble ricauits tulbowinig initor.
xnarriagts ii huisiaea Yin tauay hiave a
lot oh eaaldie o.1itildy it to lire out to the
dila0 natasl-una, or wojise still, out ad out
* deua I've ha aid so," saidt tho visitor.
But at' ainlui liariti tO giao that gil upl.
You 1-o I (only tanet heur a niuoith aige,
and1( we hive been enagedt three weeks
at. that.."
"Only met her a month ago'g" asked
the eni rk. 'I thought you said she was
a reltivo."
"Bo shoc is." said t'he vasitt r, backing
towtardts the door. "Shae's any co~usinaona
my brothier's utiae's iide," tbut lie dodgedd
the iaikstanid successfully and escaped.
J'uit You Tta'ouagh.
The mran with the patent (ire eseanpe,pai
ent applied ior, is to be encoumaered on
every corner. Bom~e of them hiave a rvoot
ted rope, othera a canvas tube, amid othe~rs
yea a ropec laddler worke.d bay a crane or a
pulley ind 'loi'k. E3 ach one la waarraant d
to sauve every body hum the i-ixtha story In
time of firo withI the ula at pbomaptnesa
said espaa chi, and withaout even a bru-se
on the slhiand~ the Cost is a incre nothing
On 111ush1 street tiere is a curpenter shop
on the tirst doior of an (11( honse. The
cardtnuer occuples only the first floor,while
the garret, Is emtipty,
A lire escape mian dlropped around thecro
the other day ' tnd pohited cut the datngersa
of a holocaust in stuch graphic langtuage
th it the carpenter cotuld auimost feel blis
ters risting tap on the bacik of late hands.
H~e realized thme need of a (Ire cecape, atnd
he laid down huis saw and paid1( a call on
the owner (of the place saml asked haim to
have a hole cut through the floor said roof
and a rope ladder put Ia.
"Let's see," mustecd the owner, "How
'5.large is the room you occupy ?'
"About 14 feet square."
"And you work '.here alone?''
^'Yes."
"Ho0w many windowsl"
"tAnd double doort?'
"Yes.''
"Well, of course, I don't want you to
burn up in there," observeed the owner;
"bat I. wIsh you would do mec a favor. In
'-7 case of at fire I wIsh you would'open the 8
wmndowe and the double dlotrs and see it
you can,'t possibly exueeze yourself out far
enoug~h for some ouitsider to catch hold of
your hair and pull you through,"
Foreign Trade In Dreadstuffs
The report of the foreign trade in
breadstuffs for December tends to
strengthen the opinion that an import.
ant change Is in progress in the method
of marketing the wheat crop. We used
to export more of the natural grain,
but lately the exports of flour have
grown astonishhigly and promise' to
soon take first place. Titus, last month
the exports of wheat show a decrease
(170,000 bushels) compared withethe
same nionth of the previous year. But
the exports of flour show the notable
increase, comparing the same periods,
of 627,520 barrels, or the equivalent of
nearly 8,000.000 bushols. The total
was 1,031,875 barrels, and the value
$6,376,163, being an increase of about
84,000,000. For the O..ical year 1807-8
the exports were a little over 2,000,000
barrels. In eight years the trade dou
bled, and in five years more it doubled
again, boig nearly 8,000,000 barrels
for the fiscal year 1880-81. For the
first five moinths of the current yoar
the noyevago per month was over 700,
000 barrels, For the year a total of
10,00e,000 barrels is a safe estimate, or
over $60,000,000 in value. Much of
this increase is due to the excellence of
the p oduot, which in turn is traceable
to the superiority of the grain. Very
little of the Spring wheat of the North
west goes abroad. Tho Minneapolis
millors mon.opolize it, and, with power
as eheap as unfailing water, they grind
flour as high in quality as, compara
tively, low in price. The processes,
too, have improved. Eleotricity is
used to purify the meal, and the grain
is crushed betwoon rollers instead of
ground between the old-fashioned
stones. So, while wheat sells for less
than it brought two or three years ago,
our flour is worth nearly 50 conts more
per barrel on thO average. The growth
of a direct trado betwoon the interior
and foreign countries is another elo
mont in this ht. Flour now goes
direct from Minneapolis to Liverpool
or London. The English dealers buy
from American millers. Thus, thero is
a saving of two or throo commissions.
And, though it is strange, it is true
that it costa very little- moro to send
such freight across the ocean and half
across the (Coitilent than it does to
place it at the seal)ort. Other items
of breadstuLti show little chango. TLe.
total value was $i7.086.041, against
$13,806.400, showimg that but for the
increase in flour there would havo been
an unfavorablo coInpaiison with 1882.
Tho Ir iruusa 1,0 of flunidha,
A few steps brought us to the chief
temple. Before it stood, Furrounded
by a railiing, thte tree concerning which
Abbe Huoe tells us that its leaves bear
the natural impress of Buddhia's like
nmess and of the Tibethiaii alphabet. We
sought in vain for iuch p~heinmen e,
Neither imago nor letters. but a wag
*gtln smile) playinig airound the corner
of the mouth of the elderly priiest Ca.
cortinig us8. In answer to our iinquiries
ho informied us that, a long time ago,
the tree really p~rodclied leaves wvith
Buddha's finage, but thmat at present
the miracle was of rare occurrence.
A fewv God favored men alone were
privileged to discover such leaves. The
last so favor'ed was a pious Mandarin,
whoe visitedt the monastery seven eor
eight years ago. Next day Count
Szecheiyi succeeded in finding a leaf
on which a rude likeness of Buddha
hadl been etchedl, probaibly witlh some
acid. The llamias allow no one to
lucik 'leaves or blossoms from the tree,
and the leaves that fall are carefullyv
colleoted'and sold to the pilgi ims as a
specillo against, affections of the laryinx.
Thie tree belongs to tile Oieneau, and I
believe it to be Syringat L (white lilac),
which ill all probaibility reached Europe
originally fromn China.1
A Litt to stow.
"Condciuctor I" excimied an elderly
gcntleinan, looking up fromn the Bible
h1e had been anxiously pouring over
for somen minutes, "OUniductor, I can't
indl anythmig about this train in the
bcript urea. Whore is it? show it to
"What did you expecct to find about
it?" growled the conductor.
'IEn't there somethiing about it here
somewhere.?" aked the old man, leokimur
up innocently. "Isn't your time table
here eithiei?" and he fumbled over tho
loaves, andi appeared puizzled about the
thing.
"Of couriso it isn't," responded the
conductor, "That Bible all happened
eighteen hundred years ago."
"And we must have started just be.
fore it was out?" mused the old gentle
man, putting the book back in the mack.
''Perhaps there's something about it, in
the revised edition; got a revised cdi
tin.
The Largest Cathediralis.
Sonmc patient German has collected
statistics of the capacity of the wvorld's
largest houses of worship. First on lis
list, of course, appears St. Peter's at
Rome, which io cuapable of containing
54,000 peoplo. Next comes Milan
catthedral, withi 37,000 ; then St. Paul's,
in Rome, with 8'2,000l ; Cologne, with
30,000 ; St. P'aut's, in Londlon, and the
Church of St. Petronius, in Bologna;
wnth 25,000 each ; the Mophia miosque,
inConwstantinople, with 23,000 ; St. yohn's
Lateran, at Rome, with 23,000 ; St.
Stephen's, In Vienna, and the cathedral
in Pisa, 12,000 each ; St. Domii, in
Bologna, 11,400 ; the Frauenkenkircho,
in Munich, 11,000 and San Marco, in
Venice, 7,000. St. Patrick's Cathedral
in Now York city is given a capacity of
18.000.
-A Bridgeport, Conn., mah set a
trap for eats and canaht a poozi n.
AGRIOULTURES
Tunanie As A FAut O P.---Very fe% o!
the farmers of this country appreciate the
value of turnips as a farm crop. Some
'chemists estimate them to contain ninety
live per cen.. of water, leaving only five
per cent.' of flesh fcrming material; and
out of.thiA.small portion they deduct a por
tion as woody fibre, only good to help fill
up:the stomach of an. animal, I am not
prepared to dispute the correctness of this
analysis, but I do take issue with the con
clusions that turnips have no greater value
as food than inay be ludicated by the
chemists' figures. Turnips have possibly
a mechanical value, as they may .aid in
the digestion of more concentrated food,
such as corn meal, when fed with it. Per
haps the fault Is to be found in the fact
that the 95 per cent. of water is put down
as worthless. In the economy of nature
this very water may prove of more Impor
lce than has beeti ascribed to it. I have
found that raw turnips will not only sus
tain life, but cause hogs to thrive when
fed notiing else. I do not mean when
fed a large quantity, but an amdunt,which
according to the chemists' tables, would be
such a small per cent. of the actual food
that starvation would be expected. Sheep
and cattle will fatten on them, with very
little hay. The credit cannot be put d2wn
to the bay, but must be carried over to the
turnips. Ir I understand the British sys
tem of n aking mutton, It is mainly, and
sometimes entirely, by the use of turnips.
The sheep are confined by hurdles on the
turnips, where they help themselves, until
the crop within the incbosure is exhausted,
when they are moved to a fresh lot. Know
Ing the real value of turnips, and how ea
sily they may be converted Into meat, why
should not the American farmer avail him.
self of the opportunity, and not rely so ex
clusivo'y upon coral Every farmer should
have a turnip patch, the larger the better.
The crop can always be made supplemen
tary to another on the farm, and is so
much clear gain.
WE have made the trojecting wood
work of his stall distasteful to a mostly
idle gnawing horse by painting it over
twice with coal tar. A correspondent of
the Farmer's Advocate says one thorough
saturation with kerosene "producea a
permanent cure," and the same saved his
halter from the destructive teeth of the
restless anhi.al. This is less costly and
troublesone than the cover of sheet iron,
or use of the muzzle, usually recommen.
ded for such cases.
FARMince, for self improvement, need to
awake 1o their resp3nsibility as men; they
need cultivation, interests, care, order and
zeal for the welfare of their fellow beings.
The intellectual lacultiep, the emotions,
affect-ions,'and desires, the will, that con
stitute immortality,must be honored as the
broadcast and highest of man as mvi. A
tarmer must not be a machine.
THiE close housing of sheep Is about in
order, and many shepLerds, who are care
ful not to expose their flucks to the rains
ana snow are doing something whichr is
perhaps worse, by Jetting the manure ac
cutiulate in the houses. Cleanliness is
an essential element In the management of
any kind of live stock, but the filth ana
the heat arising from manure are certaiuly
injurious to sheep, they being naturally a
cleanly class ot stock.
THE Baldwini among ap~ples, the Bartlett
and1( Duchess among pears andi the Wilson
among strawbe rrica have for twenty years
or miore held first place in the fruit lists of
tihe North l ya profnt. Their haridiesa a' d
umr1 oran producitivenecss gi ve t hem i hIs peC
enlinence. 'I hcre are better fruits in their
several clatses than eitber of thiese, but ia
remiains to be seen whether they possess
the other qualirications for poptilarity.
Tun peachplow pointo, in the luinltedl
proportlion that this kind is now planltedI,
sas been uz:usually successful this season.
The weather in New York State. particii
larly bad for nearly every other kind, has
been suited to the peachiblow. WVhile
other potatoes dritd up and died in 'he
suminer diouth, the peacblow 1 eld on
and was ready to make a growth of tubers
alter fall rains caime.
THE average of an~lyses that we have
seen, does not show milk from Jersev
cowvs io be poorer' in checsy nattier (c:as
ehbe) than' the averaue of other milk. Ii
is simply richer in cream. Only 8 pouncis
of it are requuired to make a p'und ol
cheese, when it rt quires ten pounds fromi
other cows-ao mucht does the excess ot
cream count in the weight of cheese. "This
has been pioved at the factories.
YIoETABlas, hike grain, senm to pass
through a bwweating process wh'in phiie'u in,
a heap, which guides those storirg i i ee'
in laige quantities to lie cateful of the. tenm
perature of the cellars andl storehouses in
whic(h ihey are t'ept. Trheo need not
only a temiperstyre suitable, but also more
or less Ventilation in the heap.
IN manuring fruit ies the cherry should
ReceiveS a lghter application than nio4
either kinds, it is not benftted by much
stable mianure, but can be top dressed
with ashes or atn~thing containing potadh.
almiost without stint. All stone fruits,
especially those that are acid, need liberal
doses of potash.
itANoE county, N. Y., farmers say that
the cow nas LL eni more prothable with themi
than the fast horse. A very few fast trot.
ters have brougat much money into the
county, but haa usually gone to second
hand buy era rather than growers of the
stock. Thle good dairy cow buought her
income into the pocket of .he farmer.
THE Richmond, Ya,,Souern Planter
says~ There is no mnean, no proci titean,
itandard that can be dtchared off hand
uipplicable to a speciat soil. birletly speak
lug, inch particular case demand a new
aznliais. One field may plodiuce a fbrage
livo tines nore nuiritive than another."
A aw white pot1ato called( Duke of Al
h~any is becoming very popular in Englandi
but thme rule does not woik both ways, as
A miericans who have plantedl importedl
see have foundl to their cost,
Fowis need gravel, oyster shells andl
some green food. Whieii in coinfinement
these substances should not t'o overlooked.
A head of cabhage, or an onion or two
will always be highly relished.
SonoHUM seed 01 the amnber cane varie
ty is sold readlily at 65 cents per bushel,
andi at this price it will pay all expenses ot
the crop. It weighs nearly or quite sixty
pounds per bushel.
EonT rhells are caused by a deficiency of
lime. Oyster shells are composed of car
bonate of lime, and serve as "grit'' in
grinding the food as well as for mnaterial
for forming the shell.
STOP the cracks and holes in the stables,
whether made of boards or straw, and savel
pain to your animals and money for your-1
melt.I
DOMESTIC,
WORTH KNOwING.- Oolds atid sore
throats are now prevailing to a very
ide extent, particulary among child.
ren. Diptheria is also quite common
iu many places, and physicians report
-onlshtera) e general sickness. In the
ace of these facts too much precaution
annot be exercised at the beginning of
winter to avoid what may easily become
) dangerous and protracted illness. In
regard to that fatal disease, diphthe:1a,
the Philadelphia Record contamed the
rollowing editorially. We can fully en
dorse this remedy, because we know of
its virtue: "A gentlemai residing in the
northern part of the city, whose two
little daughters were dying of diphther.
La, saw in the Record of that day a com
mumication commending the use of
imlphur In oases of diphtheria. As a
last resort he made a trial of it, using
washed flowers of sulphur and applying
it directly to the membraneous growths
In throats of the children by means of a
oommon clay pipe. The effect was al
most magical. Within two hours there
was complete relief, and in two days the
children, who had been given up by
their physician, had completely recover
ed. While it is not reasonable to rely
entirely upon sulphur in the ills that
besot chiklhood, it is doubtful if there
has ever been a proper recognition of
its value as a destroyer of morbid or
fungus mombraneous growths in cases
of a diphthiuio type. Distilled or sub
limed sulphur, known as flowers of sul
phur, should be used, not the powdered
crude sulphur."
EmuownRy in gold and silver is not
very satisfactory, as it soon tarnishes;
still, it is oftou used in fashionable work
for table-borders, chair-strips and lam
brequins. To work well in such mater
ial the foundation, which should be of
velvt, is stretched on a frame, and the
design is drawa upon it in white chalk,
Little pieces of parchment are needed
to till up the raised portions, and are
basted into the required positions. A
stiletto is needed to make small holes in
the material through whfch the gold
and silver thread can be passed, and a
large-eyed needle is necessary for con
voyig it, hnd the stitches are passed
over the padding which has been already
arranged in position. It is extremely
difficult to work in bullion; the least
moisture in the hands of the worker
tarnishes the gold, and the work must
be perfectly smooth and even or the
effect will be spoiled.
FRUIT PUDDING FOl WINTER.--Take
sour cream and saleratus enough to
sweeten it, add a pinch of salt, and mix
thick enough for biscuit. 1oll out thin,
aLd Lpread any kind of fruit that has
been canned, omitting the juice, or
preserves, or marmalade, or dried fruit
that has been soaked, and stowed and
cooled betoro. Roll the crust up care
fully so that the fruit will not drop out,
close up the ends, and lay it on a white
towel tiiat has been wrung out of scald
ing-hot water and floured. Pin the
to" el looso y around the pudding, leav
ing plonty of spaea for it to swell, then
put it in a kettle of boiling water, with
a Plato at the bottom. Keep boiling
constantly until done.
EMBOIDRYON YELVET.-The finest
emnbauoery upon velvet is applique
work. The pattern is cut out in the
in rterial, winch has first been backed
with coarse linen and stretched on a
framen. The designs or patterns timas
rnu out are pasted upon a silk founda
01n andareo0ut~lied by laying two
lines ogodhraorpurse silix round
thie edlges, and~ securing them as in
souchia~g, while such stems and tendrils
us may bie included in them are worked
tu gold bullion, the centre of the flow.
irs and buds being in French knot
made in sulks or illosello, while the
veins of the leaves and other portions 01
tue dooign are a long ssatin-stitchu in fIl.
)sello e.r floss silks.
RIEBEI CORN BREAD.-Take two cups
f homniy, boiled bolt; while hot, nnux
Ln a large sp~oontul of butter, Beat four
:ggs very light andi stir imto the hiommny
Lthen add, gradually, one pint of nulk.
Lastly autt half a pint of corn meal,
l'he batter should be about the consis
tency of: a zicli boika:d custard. Bake
with a strong heat at the bottom of tue
von antd not too much at the top, in
arder to accelorate risiig, The pan
should be decep enough to give space ior
Lnb mg.
.iN making corn bread much depends
Lupon the kind of meal used, If it is
stale tue bread will necessarily be inns
by and niit for use. The meal used at
Lno Souath is always ireshily ground,
tromt "dint c'>rn," which corn is planted
expressly ior the purpose of being
yoiund into hominy anid meal. It is
very white and sweet, and a great im
proveinent on the "indian meal,'' which
siout c'ouxs use for corn-bread.
YELVET CREA.--Two taolespoonfuls
>f geuatiane, dissolved in half a tumbler
f waiter; one pint of rich cream; four
tablespooniuls of sugar, flavor with
aherry, vanilla extract or rose-water,
Put in mnoulds and set on the ice, Thise
s a delicious dessert, and can be made
a a ew minutes. It may be served
with or without cream,
Mrrx BnEAD-This may be made in
this manner, The milk should be
scalded and then cooled, as this keeps
Lhe bread sweet, The more bread is
tueadedt the better, but always until it
*s smooth. Use no more than a dust of
tour on the board, as much flour worked
n that has not been impregnated with
he yenst makes the bread dry and
4ughi.
.BREBAEFAST WAFFLEs,-After break
ast stnr into the hioinny that is left one
easpoonful of butter and a little su~t.
eot it aside, The next morning thin it
vith mdlk and add two eggs, beaten
veIl. Stir in flour enough to make the
-ught consistency, and bake in wafile
ions.
A Nmw frame for small mirrors and
ietures has the top and left side about
mne-htalf the width of the bottom and
ighit side, It is covered with plush,
ad a small owl placed on a perch or
iaments the uppe)Lr right-hand corner,
SOUTHERN JissouIT.--Two cups of self
ismng flour, one spoonful of lard; mix
vith warm milk; knead into soit dough,
arid roll; 3ut with biscuit-cutter and
)rick each with a straw, Cook in a hot
>von ten minutes.
PALME 'ro FLANNEL CAKES,.-One pint
af buttermilk, two well-beaten eggs,
tour enough to make a stiff batter-the
tour to be mnixcd, half wheat and half
sorn flour. Put a spoonful of sea-foam
nto the flour and cook on a griddle.
LUATBA 1.dunting is a new art, and can
ye appded to ever y l abrio form velvet
*o linen and also to wood and the var
ou~s articles made of terra-cotta,
flUMOBOUS.
TuanE is quite a good joke now going
the rounds down at Vallejo. A young
lady visiting there is quite sweet on a
certain young journalist. One morning
the pair started out for a long ramble
over in the Contra Costa hills. Being
gone all day they returned in the even
ing completely worn out and fatigued.
The young lady and gentleman were
met by a party of their friends soon
after their return, and were asked as to
what kind of a time they had. 140w,
the young lady has a very unhandy hab
it of proving any assertion she may
make by appeiling to any triend that
4he happens to lavo with her at the
time. tio, as usual, away she went, and
answered the inquiry as follows: "Oh,
we had a flue time. But climbing over
rooks and bushes has made me black
and blue all over, hasn't it, George?"
(appealing to the young man who had
gone out with her). - George said em
phatically that he'd be hangrd it he
know aJ)ythiug about it, and now that
young couple got no rest from the chaf
fing of their friends.
MIR. ISAACS and Mr. Blumenthal kept
rival clothing stores on the Bowery,
within a few doors of each other. Mr.
Isaacs was always to be found with his
head out of the door, soliciting custom
from the verdant passer-by. Mr Blum
enthal objected to this shoddy manner
of doing business, having found that the
watchful Isaacs had captured several ol
his customers, and one day he went up
to Isaacs and said: "Look here, Mr.
Isaaoa, vy don't you keep your ugly face
imuide? You might potter get a jaokass
to stand py to dobr. He vould p a pig
improvement." "Vy," said Isaacs, "I
did try dot vonce, und all do people as
dey pass py say to him: "Good day,
Mr IBlumenthal; I see you've moved."
A MAWER of selection: Charles Lover
tells of an Irishman who, while a wheel
of a stage coach ivas passing over him,
cried out, 'What's this for?" We know
of an Arkansaw man who was equally
self-possessed. While standing in a sa.
loon, where a party of convivialists had
gathered, a pistol belonging to one oc
the party was accidentally discharged,
The Arkansa,% man fell, shot througl
the body. "Blamed If I understand
this I" he exclaimed. "Why the devil
that pistol should select me when oldei
men are present is beyond my mnenta:
research."
BOTANICAL: "Ol, Mr. Jonea," ex
claimed Miss Liunmu, "I heard yor
talking to pa about plants, and I do ac
want to talk to you; for, you know, ]
dote on botany. I like all . kinds o
plants and flowers, as of course you do,
too, Mr. Jones; but what varieties o;
plants are you 1,articnlarly interestec
in?" "The plants which I am most in,
tArested in," replied Mr. Jones, with E
smile, "are railroad and factory plants.'
Miss Linnanus looked mystifted for a
moment, but soon brightened up, re
ma king: "I guess we haven't got so fai
as that yet You know we only took ut
botany this term. What a lot thero it
to learn I"
SoiiE important statistics: At the law
meeting of the Lime-Kiln Club the com,
mittee on fisheries reported the close o:
the season and were dlischarged. The
chairman submitted the following sta
tisties: Number of person, who wveni
fishing on Sunday during the last fisala
year, b96,451; number of fish caught by
said wicked sinners, 250; number oi
ih lies told in the past year, 6,000,000.
000; greatest State in the Union for tisL
iles, Georgia. The committee furthec,
reported that it was their solemn belief1
founded upon the result of a series oi
experiments, that there is twice as mnuch
fun hooking harvest apples on a moon.
light night use there is sitting on a wvet
log on Sunday alternoon.
ACKNOwnBDGED, the soft impeachment:
"You miusat't touch the top of the baby's
head," said a mother to her hit~tle four
year-old, "she hasa a soft spot there that
is very tender." Tne youngster gazed
at it curiously for a moment, and then
asked: "Du all ibaies have soft spots
on their hieaids?" "Yes." "Did paups
have a soft spot on the top of his head
wihen he was a baby ?" "Yes,"-replied
the mother, with a sigh, "and lie han
got it yet.' And the old man. who hiad
overheard the conversa'ionu from an ad.
Joining room, sang out: "Yes, inde'ed
lne has, nmy dlear boy, or he would be i
single man to-day."
SoIENTIFlo: Mr. J, ,J, H. Gregor)
says that an acre of land may con tail
six tons of worms. So it may; but ii
Mr. Gregory ever tried to dig a box oi
bait on ien moinutes' nlotice of an invita.
tion to go fishing in a dry time ho knowa
it don't.
A man, In Oregon has invented a way
t0 eaily remove sand out of a river. i
remnovet 22, 000 cubte yards at ai cost of
$1,000, while by dreCdking the cost would
have been 10,000. The process is to load,
a steamer by the stern, anchor hter head
up stream, and then Jet her turn her pro.
peller. This loosens the sad, which a
carrIed away by the current. A eteamet
in that way deepened the chiannel of the(
Columbia Rivet' eighteen feet, by a width
of seventy-five teet it twenty inutes,
,Shop W zndows.-A prominent G3ermnan
paper recommetnds a remtedy for an evi]
which shopkeepers and houseckeepers have
I mng experienced-namely, the fading or
bleachuig of many kinds of coloredl arti
cles when exposed to the lghtt through
windows Tr'e authority quoted says that
this facing or beaching is t:roughit about,
only by the whide rays of thte sun's light,
and, when It occura,it sh ows that the glass
is more or less pettucily colorless. It is
found, that if, mnstecd oi sucht colorless
glass, the window panes conslst of glass
which Is s~igtly yecllow, the blerchmng or
fading process 1s prev~ented. Whlere ithe
glass Is colorless and cannot be replaced by
slightly yellowish tinted glass, the desired
elfect mnay,ut, issaid,be produced b~y simply
giving the panes a co-st of copai varnIsh.
Timber. -Timber, tmnder certolIn condi
tions, as perhaps as mcrombustible as any
builldmg~ material thait could be namned. It
Is only when wood is soft and cutt up mnte
slices that it ce.'lly ignites; the harder
kinds obdurately resist the action of hteat
or flame, and, when used It considerablie
ttlickness, the only a ifect produ~ced by lire
is the charring of the surface.
AIltm and FIr'e.-lt has been found
that water staturaed with alum Is rematrk.
ably effcient In extinguishing fires. This
propecriy is supposed to be (dute to the coat
ing it gives to the otbjects wvet with it,
Iwhich prevents contact vwith the oxygen of
Ithe air. and thus retaros cotmbuistlon, it Is
reported that, as ant e.xperitment, French
firemen arc to bie quito extensively sup.
pilied with mestramtents for throwing such
solutions nf' alum,
Peddles's From Etery Lan,
Rustic visitors to New York and cor
respondents of bucolic newsapeprs won
- der, among other-thitigs, how so many
pedd ers and street. merchants make a
iv ithe nietropolis. The peddlers
are scattered through the city, but they
have favorite loealities, where travel in
heaviest. Fulton street is lined with
venders of every imaginable device for
catching a few pennies. Sixth avenue
at times is enlivened by the presence of
scores of small tradesmen. During the
holiday. season Grand street was a fa
forite rendezvous for these enterprising
dealers, but this year the authorities In.
terfered, and there was a general exodus
from that thoroughfare.
"Where do you people buy your
goods?" asked a reporter a few das ago
of an alfresco tradesman on Halton
street.
"I deals in several blaces," he said.
"Iges my knifes in vin blace und sus
penders in anoder,,und so on."
"Are there not men who make a budi
ness of supplying peddlers with stook?'
"Yah. I knows van in Orchard streed,
a leetle above Ganal.
After ascertaining the name of the
Orchard street man, the reporter called
upon him, He occupies an old-fashion
ed, two-story wooden hodse. Upon the
shelves of the store was a varied assort
meut of giood', manost of them in paste
board boxets.
"YesgI iipply peddlers," replied a
courteous, pleasant-faced man, in reply
to the inquirer's question.
"How long have you been in the busi
ness?"
"This stand has been established for
fifteen yeams. I have had it for about
live years."
"What do )ou sell to peddlers?"
"Oh," replied the merchant, slowly,
loaniug upon the well-worn counter and
looking around him. "no end of things.
My specialties are jewelry, combs, col
lar-buttous and thlugs of that class;
what are commonly known as fancy no
tions. Just before Christmas I have
ornaments for Christmas trees. I have
quite a stock of .them still on hand, for
tue city ollicials drove away a groat
many of my customers from Grand
btreet. That used to be a fine neigh
borhood for street peddlers."
"What are those things that look like
garters?" asked the reporter.
"They are sleeve-holders. I sell
mirrors,. suspenders, shoulder-braces,
button-hooks, fancy soaps, blacking,
brushes, paper collars, aud at this time
of year, a low toys."
Is your custom mostly in New York?"
"A fair proportion of it; but not all by
any means. Dozens of men who travel
through the State buy from me. They
do a great deal of advertising by recom
mending othe! peddlers to come to
ome."
"How much stock do the country'
peddlers carry?" .
"Some of them as much as $500
worth."
"That is a great deal for a man to
carry on his back?"
. "Well, you see, much of their stock is
Jewelry, which does not take up much
room."
"Do the country men come here
every tune they wish their stock replen
isheti?"
"Oh, no, I send the goods wherever
the customers direct.".
"Do you sell fur cash?"
."Mostly. Although I have' accounts
with a few men."
"What percentage do peddlers make
on their mnvestments?"
"it varies Irom 10 to 25 per cent,"
"Some of the city pedalers have stands
of considerable extout. They must pos
sess a respctable capital?"
"It is common for a man to have
$1,00~0 or $2,000 in his trade. But
peduling - is not wvh't it used to be in
this coutry."
"WVhy not?''
"Wl0 s many greenhorns have gone
mnt' it. T1hey are Polisih, Russian and
lHungarian Jews mostly . They have no
families to support, as a rule, and-live
so cheaply that, they can save money on
a very small invea tuent. They can af
ford, to uindersell other men who have
families deupending onl them, and cannot
hve a~s they do."
"Are there manay Americans in the
busless?''
"Yes; a nzumber. Now and then
you'll uind an Irishman or a German,
but mest of the peddlers are Jews."
t"They are very poor when they come
to mercaare they not?"
'-Poor as the preverbial church mouse.
They strike theik- Iriends for money for
the llrst instalment of goods."
"Tis money isI regarded as a loan?"
"Not niecessarily; sometimes it is a
chality."
*'Are the Poles and Hungarians sharp
at a barnamn?"
"Sharp as razors, and close as a Blue
Point oyster. Why, one of those fol
lowvs will huggle for an hour to save ten
cents. 'lieir competition drives the
other men out of the business."
'You miust find it daiult to conduct
trade with people who speak no Eg
"No, not very; I speak German and
Hebrewv. Thaese sullice for the needs of
mny busint as."
"Where do these Israelites friends of
yours live?"
"Atound in this neighborhood."
"is it a foot that some people who
supply peddlers loan the men present.
able clothes when the customers have
noneg of their own?"
"On, no; that is done only in the ease
of men who arc advertising a special ar
licle."
"Are peddlers honest, as a rule?"
"Wuen thley find it to be the best
policy, they are, just like other men.
Of coure tuere are rogues among themn
Just, as in otuier classes. You are going?
Weoll, if 3 ou shouid fail to make a for
tunie writing .(or the papers, just call on
me, and 1I'1 he happy to set you up as
a pedailer--lor cash, of courne."
Two Quarts. 1 Gues,.,
It Is related that Buffalo man, who had
been in the coffee business for several year,
was led to blieve thiat he was a sinner.
and to come out on the side of religions
The morning after lie had takeco this stop
lie reached his factory to find business sus
pended, and upon detnandling an explana.
tion, Is sou replied:
"W ell, father, I didn't know what to do
I did not suppose after what you said last
night that you would mix any more beans
wlth the coffee.1 presumed it would make
a difference."
"Ye", It will make just a little dlffztr
ence, " calmly observedi inc oldi mian
" We have heretofore been mixing one
barrel of beans to four of Coffee, haven't
we?'
"Yes.'
"Well, take out two of the beans-two
quarts aboti I annen,"
The brakeman Is a man who is einploeed
by a railroad company to stand tpon the
top of a freight bar and rorl both hads
at the engtieer atd to help stop the Qtl
when it Is necossary.
tlext to being a barebacke rider
man, so he can sit on tha wheel of a b
man, so he cta sit on the wheel of a hba
and chew tobacco *4ile the tratn Is run.
ning at full speed. The fact that a brake.
man is often seen pegging broadcast Over
the land on a wooden leg or minus one
arm, often causes people to beiltTe that he
is an old soldier or has served a term
base ball club.
There are two kinds of brakemen--. -
passenger and freight. The pa=sege
brakeman is a gentioman of considerable
leitare, and by the nonchalant way i4
wh'oh he comes through a car and tramp1
on the passenger's feet is often mistaken
for the conductor.
le does not have much else to do but
s!am doors, growl at the porter, and when
the train arrives at a station yell gpo,
nooyah when. he should say, "Pontha.
toula."
The freight brakeman is an entirei
ferent man. He is grim, silent and d
fled. He seldom speaks except to C
the green hands on the rear end
train, whomn he nafection refers t
"pudding." Despite his faults, ho Ter,
he works hard and vev'y often arises to *
position of importauce, unless s)amo day
be tries to tie ils body as a coupng
and falls.
At night when a freight (rain il side.
tracked at a meeting point and hiQ qM
panions are squatted on a pile of orossil*
the brakemna is in his glory. lie t'l
dimcusses ad libitum the affairs of the ro4
and criticises every one from the Presideal
down to the humblest 'official, lie de
not hesitate to say If the president cana
run a road- any better than he does hi
should go off some where and drive a,
canal 'Joat.
After he has said this and other th
concerning the asininity of oflicial in go
ral, ie Curis to one of his companions
says:
'"J inmie, did you ever know that fel.
low, Bill McGinty, who has just been ap.
pointed superinteudant of the J. K, & (. 1
"W hat icGinty I Of course i'Ve seen
him; and you bet lie's a line old plum to
be superintendent."
"Well, I should think he was, I \vas a
brakeman on the southern division of the
1. C. & N., wlieu lie got his firt job -old
Matt Johnson was pulling u&--and byc.
Giuty was so green he 'didn't know a drawt,
head from a switch frog. No mattershow
slow old Matt Johnson backed up, that
fAlow couldn't couple a car, and soine.
times for half an hour we were backing
ur,, and-going ahead, until you could hear
Matt Johnson curase for two miles off. I'll
be blawed if I don't think he~ tried to kill
McGinty. le used to come back and jai
the draw-heans under the cars, but when
he pulled ahead again McVinty would
step out without a scratch on him. A
road, I tell you, Is mighty hard up when
they take such a thing as McUinity."
At the conclusion of such a speech
whole crowd ot brakemen will review $h
history of McUlity, and finally, without a
dissenting voice, will arrive at the con.
clusion that hi Is a ".ne old plum." The
brakeman is to be admired for the remark.
able manner in which he gets wind 'of
various and sundry plans which the ma's.
gement intend to place in operation aiid
wish to keep quiet.
The brakeman will set on the end -ofs a '
cross.,tie, swap opinions concerning thie'
w'iadom of the prtesident in conicoc /
such a plan long before the la-de-da cle&t
In rho general ofilcee obtain the mecrest\
inkling of it. If an appointment is to be .
made be will tell you the naime of the man
and the time the appointment is to go into
effect.
w1hat a Deer 5ess and Hearse, ~
When a deer is much .hunted his ears
become exceedingly acute. Mr. Van Dyke
ha~s seen one rp. ing from his bed and ru
away at a race horse epeea before lie was
within 200 yards of the animal, although'
he had touched not a single bush or twis
in approaching the game, ant' although lie
was positive that a~ mIun could not at
twenty yards' distance have henard the
soft troaa of imoccasinis on ihe liiht snow.
Deer, too, are able to measure with mn~
tave correctness the distance and charac
of sounds. They will elten lhe all cay
wittun hearing of the normal sounds of the
woodman's ax and the shouts of the testh-.
ster. As a rule, too, the crash of a squir
rel's jump, the ro'ir of thunder, the snalp.
olngr of trecs with frott. their creaking Ur
falling in the wind, does not alarm them*
in the least. Yet the faintest pressing of
the leaves beneath the hunter', moccasin
may iiatanily send them flying. A deer
can also see a long way. On one occasion
Mr. Van Dyke sew one watchlng a brother
sportsman nearly a nmlle a Ihile away,
whose motions lie could hardly himiself
make out. It is t rue that ior recogont zag
an object at rest the eyes of a doer arne
about as dull as those of a dog. It un
alarmed he will not distinguish a main
from a stump on open ground, if the man
Is seate-d and peretly miotionless. Oni
the other hand, to catch a motion, a deer's
eyes are marvelollsly quick, and the fact
that he lsgen-rally at rest while the hunjer
is moving gives him an immense advan-'
tage. Even the slow lIlting of your head'
over a ridge, or the slow dragging of your'
limbs over t..e trunks of trees, or the slow -
advance of your creeping body along the"
ground, is almost instantly detected, un
less the motion happens to be made while 'o
the (leer have their heads down, feeding.
or walking.
A artan i'yramnkt,
The pyramid which is the most memor
able relic to antiquaries on the Amerlean'
continent lies a few miles to the west of
Puebla. Old Mexico, and has been visited
and described by every traveler of note
who has interested himself in thie anti
quaties of the country. It rises sudden
andi unasaciated from the midst of the
plain, built in pyramIda' form, of adobes,
or large unaburned brieks, and though nmu.
ilated and nyergrowa with Irees, the mad
aive base and -four storres of the monument
are nearly entire. lllumboldlt describes it 9
as a work of such mlagnmtude and vas s4
as, next to the Pa ramidls of Egypt, .
preaches nearest the migrhty creations of
nature, its hiht is 172 feet, and the.
sides of its base 1,8515, being 275 feet
fewer than the great J Pyramhd of Uhecps
;mdI 027 longer. The brick materil is in
terapea sod with layers of stoine and phastejr,
and Lao four -stories connected with each
fther by terraces. These apain are ascend
ed from bench to bench by regular and
bique flights of steps, cut by the old
3pamaarde, as a way to a little chapel on.
~he platform, dedIcated to the Virgin of
itemedios. In straIehtening the road fi-om
hiexico to Puebla, it became necessary to
raverse a portaod of the base, when the
lectiion laidY open an Interior chamb~er,
>uilt of atone and roofed with beamus of
y press. In it were found skeletons, Idols
>f basalt and a number of vases curiotusly
rarnished and pnted.