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TRI-WEEKLY EDITION. WINNSORO. S.. FEBRUARY 16. 1883.
WIHE TWO FLEETS.
The sun was bright and the sea was bland,
And the tide danced in as morrily,
When a sailor pushed his boat from the sand;
And the waves kept time with his homely glee,
For the sailor humumed, " Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the sun-lit waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea."
The sea was bland and the sun was bright,
And a favoring wind blow fresh and free,
And the less'ning sail disappeared from sight;
But the old refrain still remained with me
Which the sailor sang-"Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the sun-lit waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea."
The tide danced out with the freight it bore;
Ah, the tide came back soon smilingly,
But the sailor's boat never touched the shore;
And I sing to myself, for I cannot flee
From the haunting strain, "Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the suu-lit waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea."
So one by one from the shining world
The fleet sails down to the dismal lee
To the fleet where every sail is furled;
And my heart keeps time to the mystic key,
While I drift and sing, "Two Aleets there be :
And 6o sails over the sun-lit waves,
And one Iles under the sombre sea."
So a lttle while and he who sings
Shall hum no more his songs to thee;
8o they who watch his sun-lit wings
Shall hear, perchance, when they cannot see
The lips which sing, "Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the sun-lit waves,
A nd one lies under the sombre sea."
SIBYL SARTORYP irE'IC1L.
One evening (I think that it was the
first night of the revival of "Romeo
and Juliet" at the Lyceum) Jack Bar
torys and his wife occupied a box there,
which, after much diffliculty, as he
averred, Col. Dunkirque, of - the
"Heavies," had been fortunate enough
to secure. As a general rule, Col.
Dunkirque was not in the habit of pre
senting first-night boxes to his friends
unless he had some object to gain. Peo
ple suggested that it was a ruse on his
part to win Jack's good graces--especi
ally the smiles of Jack's wife ; but then
people might have lied-they frequent
ly do in such mattere-and yet for once
they were right.
Dunkirque was a notorious Lovelace,
as handsome a man as you would see
anywhere---a man uihose appearance
was hailed with inward tribulation and
groamng by poor devils who had not
the pluck to kick him out of their houses
when his attentions grew too pronounced.
It was rumored, too, that his doings
lately had been very shady-so shady
that his friends (lie had many friends)
all predicted that lie would speedily
have to bolt from the impending clutches
of those ministering fiends, Messrs.
Shylock & Co.
tibyl Sartorys was a very handsome
woman-dungerously handfome. She
had masses of golden hair, which did
not owD its sunny tints U.) some vile
wash, arched red ips, sweet blue eyes,
a soft white neck, and a complexion of
dazzling fairness. In addition to these
charms she possessed a knack of pleas
ing people. when she chose to take the
trouble, and was also very popular in
her own immediate circle. Jack had
fallen in love with her in his usual im
pulsive, headlong manner ; but, for my
own part, I always thought her a trifle
hard and unsympathetic. There was
sometimes a look in her sweet eyes not
entirely acquiescent when Jack had in
timated something of which she disap
proved. Having said what he wanted,
Jack generally lot -her hnve her own
way, and so the impending storm al
ways blew over-for a time. She de
manded absolute slavery from him, and
accepted his devotion as a matter of
curse. Clumb fricaua, amusements, all
had to give wvay to this little autociat's
imperious mandates ; and poor Jack
waas spoiled for us.
Yet he was very happy. In her sof
ter nmoments, prejudiced as I was, 1
couldi but admit the charm of her sweet,
low voice, and the winning ey~es which
could have lured a babe from its mother's
arms. But i often imagined that her
thoughtlessness would on~e day bring
her to grief. Bhe had such a superb
contempt for the conventionalhities. You
and I, gentle resader, know bettor, We
bow down and worship Mrs. Urundy,
as if we liked 1er ; but (do we ? I think
D)unkirque (did despise the conven
ionalities atnd decencies of life-nay,
ho outraged ihem piersistently. He
had always some confidante to wvhom he
iubosomned himself of his troubles wvith
those freel-mots, the money-lenders.
Dipped as he was, lhe contrived to get
through as much mnoneby as of ol. kiis
horses ana dinners wore the bost in
town-men eagerly sought to ride the
one and to oat the other. I[ think Sibyl
Bartorys alone knew how soon there
would be neither-how quickly the
bubble miust burst and Dunkirque hide
his diinisheci head for the rest of his
days in some little 11th-rate continental
town. And yet she fancied that she
loved him. klad lhe been prosperous,
happy, gary, she would not have done
so ; but as lie was going to the dogs it
seemed to her as if sihe had no alterna
tive but to accompany him.
Who is it says that wvomen always
wreck themselves with their best im
palse4 ?
In person Dunkirque was tall and
wvell-built, but there was an-indefiuable
something ini his face which betrayed
that lie hiad not long to live, All the
Dunkirques had died of consumption
before their fortieth year, and the colo
nel was thirty-five. With this sword
hanging over him, it was impossible
not to feel sorr.) -at feast the women
thought so-for his miisspeiit le. Men
were inclined to believe that he made
the meet of the situation, and posed
for that effect. But theni men are such
unfeeling benmgo ; they have none of
the finer symipattes of their wives
their mission is to pay bills and be
generally useful.
That evening things seemed to be
approachting a elimax-a deuced uin
pleasant, one too, for poor Jack. WVhen
(Japuet said to tihe maskers,
"I have seen the day
That I have worn a visor, and could tell
A wispeering tale in a fair lady's ear,
Such as would iPlease,"
Mrs. Sartorys' eyes met Dunkirque's,
drooped i a half-shamefaced but still
tender way. It was not a look I should
he to na on the face of my wife when
talking with another man, though hav
ing provided Jack with his first pony
and piloted him across the country at
the early age of seven, I am looked
upon as an old fogy who is not entitled
to express any dir, et opinion. Perhaps
my ideas are rather old-fashioned
wholesomely so.
Jack did not notice what was going
on, He loved his wife too dearly even
to dream of such infamy, It was a
delightful experience to him to listen
to the balcony scene, and to follow the
hapless fortunes or the star-crossed
lovers, although hecould not help wish
ing that the Romeo would be a little
less intellectual and a trifle more im
pressive with the lovely Juliet. Prac
tically his wite and Dunkirquelwere
alone ; Jack told me all this long after
ward without attaching any importance
to it, and 1 linked the fragments to
gether.
Half an hour later I stepped in. Jack
whispered to me not to speck, and I was
greeted by Mrs. Sartorys with the usual
polite indifference a woman reserves for
her husband. In short, it was not ten
minutes before I had seen enough of
the situation, and concluded to step
outside for a lounge in the corridor.
The glamour of the scene had not touch.
ed my jaded senses. I could not help
seeing a grimy stage carpenter up in
the flies, and this naturally did away
with all illusion. What an awful boi~e
if the man had dropped his old wide
awake upon the passionate lovers.
The door opened (I was leaning
against the next box) ; out came Mrs.
Sartorys and Dunkirque, she shiyering
-in that hot atmosphere-and a tritle
pale. Her eyes wore a frightened look;
and-yes, she did seem inclined to cry.
"We shall be just in time for the last
train," she neivously whispered, "I
told Jack that you would see me to my
carriage, and lo-lie-is going to his
club."
' So much the better," replied Dun
kirque, hurriedly. "We shall not be
missed until v e are across the channell"
I hate scenes ; bnt it was necessary
to do something. A little follow whom
I had dandled on my knee, and loved
like a son, must not be duped in this
shameful way.
Dunkirque hurried prst me ; but 1
reached the staircase before 1'lre. Sar
torys reappearance, hooded and cloaked.
God knows I never acted so promptly
before in my life and yet I have been
in one or two tight planes. There was
-.But never mind. Let the "old man
garrulous" continue his story.
When Col. Dunkirque's carriage was
called the coachman drove up with his
fur tippet nearly over his ears. The
night was cold, and Mrs. Sartorys
trembled, half turned for a moment,
then stepped in. She had crossed the
Rubicon- and was lost I
I wonder if she thought at that mo
ment of the little hands that were fol
(led before her night and morn, as the
little sleepy eyes were raised to hers,
and Jack's children lisped out their
usual prayer : God bless papa and
mamma and make us all dood. Amen I"
I do not believe that she could have
thought of them, or else sne never
would have been there.
"Viaduct Statior," called out the
colonel, flinging the fellow one of lia
few remauiug half crowns-it. was the
last desperate flight of the butterfly in
the sunshine. Alterward he would have
time to repent or to die in a gutter un
shriven. In the nadness of the me
ment he did not care which.
The horses dashed forward into the
darkness, pulling well up to their col
lars, but-they did ni, go to Viadurt
Station I
11lf an hour later, when they drew
up, the colonel jumped out to assist
Mrs. Sartorys to alight. She was
trembling stiil, and half inclined to re
turn. Already the dark shadows of
the weary years to come were length
ened out before her. And the man
wvhose love she was about to betray I
Well, it was now too late to recede.
God knows she wvas sorry--most wo
men are-when they arc found out.
"Sold I" hissed the colonel, in his
rage kicking a poor crossing-sweeper
who had rushed uip to openi the c~ar
riag~e door.
"I was only a-openin' the door,"
whined the old mendicant.
"D-n you !" to amed the colonel
"you ave always openipg doors when
you're not wvanted. What the devil's
the meaning of this ? But it is not too
late."
'KNot so fast, D~unkirque," I said,
swinging downr from the box, the fur
tippet still upon my shoulders. "Wait
a moment. Mrs. Bartorys"--for the
benefit of the servants.-"I have won
my wager. Thre colonel betted I would
never drive him any where with-out his
knowing it. Let me take you into the
house."
Mrs. Sar'torys took my arm, and I
led her up the steps.
She (did not speak, but smiled strange
ly and touched my hand.
Then I turned to Dunkirque.
"You are an infernal scoundrel I" I
saidl, taking him on one side. "if you
choose to make a scene i'll knock you
down, old as I am. No ; I- shall not
give you satisfaction. Before you are
off, let me warn you to beware of Scot
land Yard. 'That bill of Lavingston's
has been placed in their haude, and the
fo-gery traced to you."
This time nie really went to Viaduct
Mtation, caught the last train, and was
seen no more.
Thon I returned to thme house.
"You have acted like-a--hero," sob
bed Mrs. Barrtorys. "I can never re
pay you."
There stood Jack smiling in the door
way. She did not see him. Hfe must
never know.
"It was only a trifling service, and
one which I was only too happy to ren
der," I1 said, bowing low. "You over
rate It. A drunken servent is always
dangerou'."
"You have-savcd--my-honor," she
was begininmg.
"Hush I" I said, "Jack must never
know." Then aloud :"You are hyster
ical ; let me ring for your maid."
B~etween-us we got her out of the
room.
"What Is it all about, old fellow ?"
asked the irreverent Jack, when Mrs.
Sartorys bad been safely disposed of in
her room.
"Jarvis-4]runk -again-as usual" I f
murmured laconically (the lie cost me t
X500, and a free passage to the colonies t
for the irroproacalible Jarvis and his
family ; but It was not a dear price to
pay for the happiness of one's dearest
friend ). I've discharge the brute for
you" 14
"Al right," said easy-going Jack, t]
I'll get another."
And poor Jarvis was dieliargod.
I do not think that Mrs. Sartorys a
slept much that night. Jack told me 0
that she cried a good deal.*"She seems a
to think that she had a narrow escape, d
old fellow," Jack said unsuspiclously. j
"Yes." I answered, "very."
But he never knew how narrow.
_W_ el___
Unfusion Caused by Ladies' Names. 0
Why it was done we cannot say. hit "
quite a numbor or the streets of Austin u
have been named after females. Such d
names as Emma, Laura, Isabella stare
at you in large letters from almost every
corner. The Austin people, or so'me of ir
them at Jeast, have become tolerably t
familiar with Maria, Jane, Susan and Ir
the rest, but strangers are liable to be- F
come bewildered by this singular nom
enclature,
A gentleman from Dallas, who had ti
only a few hours to spend in our 'city, tl
wished to take a look at the new Capitol, fc
and not knowing where it was he made it
inquiry of the first man he met.
"Can you tell me how I can find the a
new temporary Capitol?" ti
"That's easy enough. Are you famil- m
iar with Emma street?" p1
"I am not. I have no acquaintance bo
with any lady of that name. There is a
family by that name in Dallas, but I ai a
not acquainted with them. Does W
Emma Street live near the new Capi- fe
tol?" 0h
The Austiuman stared at the stranger of
for a moment, and then, pointing down t
Magnolia avenue, lie said:
"You see where Mairia comes into the of
ayenue?' cc
The Dallas man looked hi the direc- li
tion pointed out, and perceiving a fat te
old negro woman with a big basket on
her arm nodded his head in assent.
"Well, you must take Maria until you lii
get to the corner of Elizabeth, and un- b
til Peggy and Sarah come together, and in
then you will be all right."
"Look here, my friend, if you think
I am that kind of a man because I come
from Dallas you are most confoundedly to
off. I want you to understaud that I he
am a gentleman," re
"You dog-gasted idioti ' retorted the ti,
the Austin man, "if I was as bad off for
brains as you are I would bore a hole in C
my empty skull and hire a nigger or
to pour in ten cents' worth of cheap l
Aeomargarine." fe
The Dallas man shook his first at the at
3ative, and said: nc
"I've always heArd that the State le;
Lunatie Aaiyum was too small to acoom- ac
nodate all the lunatics, but nowl know th
t," and lie moved.oif toward Esmeralda, at
while the other party leaned up against th
;he corner of Ann and Matilda and
Zlared after him as he disappeared in
he direction of Martha.
Pceillaritles OF Statestmen. of
de
A peculiarity of speech, of manner or hi
f looks, has often been the making of ac
& public man. George Washington's W,
inagnificent figure did much for him. re
Eienry of Navarre's white plume has
3aused him to be rememberedeven more to
than his valor. John Randolph's squeak- atl
lug voice first attracted attention to him, ho
Martin Van Buren's geld snuff-box was eu
the instrument of working him into :n to
Iluence. General Jackson's habit of.
violent swearing gave him.all the repu
tation he ever had. General Harrieon P'
received the Presidency by living in a at
Log cabin. Thomas' H. iEnnton made his
reputation by swearing at paper money- et.
yames Buchanan's good looks kept him at
in public life half a century, and finally
made him President. Abraham Lin p1
coln's rail splitting experience did much
to originally raise him to the Presidency.
Allen G. Thurman made a national re- p
putation by his use of a red bandana
handkerchief. Tom Och iltree has made
a wide fame by lying. Jn the preent
Senate George H. Pendleton lives on his at
deportment. Mr. Edmunds flouishes y
on his power of satire. Bayard is dis- gi
tinguir led for his family connections. gi
Dan Vorhees lives on the reputation
made by his violent utterances during
the wvar. Mr. Anthony is conspicuously si
known as the only Senator who ever di
matched Thomas 11. Benton in the of
number oS re-electioras. Hampton and
Butler are known for their peculiar ways m
of carrying elections.
8. e Didn't Like Belf-C'ooking Rtavolveri.
It was in the Carolina backwoods, a
country couple and a country parson.
Though a Baptist, the minister wore an
old surplice. When he had finished the 01
ceremony, he said: bi
"An' thonm'uns who God hath ein
"Stop thar, parson,'' said the groom; 's
"don't say them'uns, say these'unsl" g
"John," said the parson, "I tech you a'
at school, and I say them'uns."h
"These'uns," shouted the groom,
drawing his pistol.
The parson seeing the movement fired
through his surplice and the groom is
dropped dead-winging the parson as he id
went down. There was a lively fusilade si
of perhaps thirty shots. When the di
smoke cleared away haltf a dozen men
were on the floor. The bride, peeping di
over the pulpit to which she had fled F
for r'fuge, .gaz d mournfully op the ne
scene and said: B
"Them self-cockin' pistols is a play- P
in' the deuce with my prospecks!" 6P
Of course the story Is an impossible 12
one, and yet, said Mr. Smith: "That IL
is tue staple story of the south that is A
circulated and believed throughout the d:
north. Whilo such a thing could haidly lA
have happened in North Carolina any p
more than in New York, the average ai
northern man smiles increduously when p
you toll him that this performance is Iy
improbable at a Carolina wedding." r1
Sunday at qua.
The men before tie Wast numbood'
3rty-s-x. and were al motley set, from
early every quarter bf the globe. As
lior names were yet unknown, the
intes called them (ut rapidly in turn,
y some peculiarity they noticed in them,
Step out here, you fatty!" "You fol.
)w with the big jIbL como hero!" or
.ie like. Tucluding Captain Hammond
ad his wife, and three mates, the cook
ud steward and thoir assistants, the
irpenter and his mato, and myself,
e rumbered fifty-eight souls on board
estined to "share :and share" alike
liatove-r fato might have been in
ore for the good ship Threc Broth
"e, while she sailed hok politry course
I eighteen thousand miles.
A sailina--a br nound -ftcross the seas
in generally contrive .to leav8port, as
o did, on a Sunday. Sunday is a ppor
iy in port, as no worl? can be done in
ading the vessels; if the cargo is all
on a Thursday, the ship will be de
ined a day on somepretoxt or other,
order to avoid saillig on the dreaded
riday. The following Sunday is om
oyed in cleaning up the decks, and
LO crow take an acopunt of stock, as
LOy did on our first. Sunday. All per
rmed unusual ablut4ona. and most of
em dressed for the day and idlod.
)out in the sun, sleeping, mending i
eir cloths, or chatting in the desultory a
annor in which a seere or two of peo- v
o who had never klown each other '
,fore, gradually find their afinities, and
[just themselves to %le little world in v
bich they are to live together for a a
w months. The reckless, thriftless t
aractor of a sai:or is (he natural result t
the life to which he is doomed. Going r
sea bafore he has the remotest idea a
what kind of a career life in the fore- t
stle must inevitably be, he learns to 0
ro in the present, and that fact alone P
ads to produce recklessness, Every t
yage separates him from those he a
,es and Introduces him to a new set of a
ings, tossed in a half-hazard fashion
his path, ai d from whm in a few weeks M
is destined to seperate, and never to v
3 them again. Any storm is likely I
be his last; every times lie goes aloft
is likely to fall to his death, Deep F
Section on the character of his des- i
iy or the prospects of bettering his R
reer can only m suggestions of suicide P
despair. He is therefore, always
:a nin overgrown boy in Liu m iaa, Or t
ring strange alterations of simplicity o
d cunning: now tender as a woman,
w callous and cruel as a tiger-a med- a
r of astounding contradictions of cl ar- ti
ter, moved more by the impulse of c
e moment than by settled convictions a
.d easily by a mind or a will stronger
anl his own. A
V akinig a P'assencer "Git." hi
al
A justice of the peace in the interior a
Miohigan had a case before him some it
ys ago in which the defendai , who t
x been arrested for snapicious char- r
ter, and pleaded guilty to vagrancy, a
is sent to the Detroit House of Cor- v
ation for six months. A constable 9
ak nim in charge to deliver him there,
id as the idea of securing board and
Iging for six months, he was nothband
fred. As the train was about ready t
go the constable moved across the S
ilo to talk politics with a frienti, and a
etty soon they were havir g it hot
d heavy,
When the conductor came in for tick- d
he held his hand out to the prisoner, a
d the latter shook his head and re
ied:t
"I d on't pay fare."
"Ahat You don't oh? WVell, inow, you p
y or giti"
"I won't p~ay j" ,i
"Then you'll gitt" When wve slowv up i
the crossing you jii.. off. If I find e
*u on the train aft w e pass there IPll r
ye you a bounce that you won't for- 0
t!1"
In two minutes the train began to
w a r the prisoner walked to the ]
ior p~icked a soft spot and dropped C
When the train had made anothe
llo the conductor hold out his hand to
e constable and received two tickets.
"Who is the extra one for?"hle asked. e
"For that prisoner over there.'
''Why, that fol--!"
Then there was raving and gnashing
teeth and hurrying up and down,
it it was no use.
"Sorry," said the conductor, as heI
issed along," but when a passenger
.ys lie won't pay fair on my train I
S-him the drop. The only thing that t
trprised me was to see how willingly I
ob~eyed orders."
Azniversare, and Hlolida.,,.
For the year 1888 days and dates of r
uportant events, anniversarIes and hiol- a
ays will foil as follows: Epiphany, j
iturday, Januarj 6; Septuagesima Sun- I
sy, January 21; Shrove Sunday, t
Fastnacht) February 4; Ash Wednes- 1
iy, February 7; First Sunday in Lent, t
abruary 11; St. Valent~ne's day Wed-- i
isday, February 14' Washington's
irthday, Thursday, 1Nebruary 22; St.
itrick's Day, Saturday, March 17;
almi Sunday, March 18; Good Friday, t
arch 28; Easter Sundasy, March 25; 1
ow Sunday, April 1; IRogation Sunday, I
pril 29; Ascension Day, (Holy Thurs- 1
iy,) May 8; Pentecost, (Whit Sunday,) ]
[ay 18; Trinity Sunday, May 20; Oor- 1
as Chbristi, Thursday, May 214; Decor- I
sion Day, Wednesday, May 80; Indc
mndence Day, Wednesday, July 4;
Irst Sunday in Advent, December 2;'
hriatma Tnesday, Denamber 25
The Engii.h Bohemian Bavou,
Among the places in London interesting
to sucb as have a penchant for the haunts
of genius is a sort of tap-room, located in
a collar under a corner of the Taristock
Hotel, and directly oppesite the Convent
Giarden M arket. Little known to-the Am
erican tourist, aud more seldom visited by
him, there are few, we take it, among the
reading community of London to whom Its
history is not more or less familiar.
I0van's, It is styled, and it stands in the
very midst of numberless scenes well
known to most of us through the medium
of old as well as more recent Britian
authors.
For the past century and a half-if
what we are told be true-the choicest 4
spirits of the English literary and theatri
cal world have been wont, at night, to
congregate in this refectory ; then and
Ihl,' 'n nhantinn thomoivoe to whatoyor I
recreation appertains to such an assem
fJage, 1
The original Evans, of course, went to r
Ils last home long years ago, but succeed- E
ng tapsters have occupied his shoes In 0
ich uninterrupted succersion that each h
is taken the thread of histoiy where his v
iredecessor dropped it, and so preserved V
inbroKen the story of the place. ri
The present depository of Its annals is a k
ubicuind old fellow, who possesses an ap g
oropriately colored nose, iut who lacks V
omewhat that complete totundity of per- i
on which one desires to see in the host of t
very ancient tap. Though dignified and a
ittle probe to the garrulity which might ir
ic expected rom his occupation and sur.
oundinge. he still Is quite ready to recite t]
is story, whenever he feels that he has an d
uditor upon whom his breath will not be a
rasted. To the worthy listener, then, he I
rill point out table after table, at which 0
ave sat various celebrities who frequentel j
Ovaus's " before you was born, sir," and is
nll nrrate such Incluents o- their careers
s are the special property of that instit1u
oin.
But'his great boast Is of the pictures I
bat adorn the walls, among which are the
ortraits of Sherldan, Siddons, Kemble, H
nd fifty others who within the recollec.
on of Evans, have roused audiences, of 01
ven stiired the nation. 6
Quaint and cracked as many of these r
ortraits are, they are much better than
ae ordinary run of "likenesses," and not
few of them are noticeable for genuine
rtistic merit. In our memory to see Peg t
roffington now, just as the artist depicted
er; a lithe fair creature ; more girl than ai
roman, simplicity's self, and yet about
rhom there in that somethitg or other,
re know not how to call it, which Charles
|eado brings out so uleverly in his novel T.
earing her name. Aioung the collection al
a picture of Edwin Y-wrest; and we
rill never forget the pompous flourish til
-ith which the hst pointed to it as a 1
roof of .ljngland's appreciation of genius, w
o matter what ite nationality. A portrait in
I the gallery of which he has the ward, is
Ls in West minster Abbey.
But midnight has come. Tite theatres w'
re over ani the crowd Is collecting. Bo re
> be regular and to do as others do, let us m
loose a table end order chops and potatoes 0
ad beer. in
By this time, no doubt, the -ooin is filled to
'ith notabilities, and it would be our at
reatest pleasure to tell the reader just ox
ow they look, and all about them ; but ci:
3 we ourselves haven't the slightest idea el
i to who is who, we will presume each w
idividual to be a marvel in his own par- pi
cular way, and turn our attention to the gi
sfcction that we see is coming. at
And isn't this a toothsome dish f Chops m
3 delicate as the daintiest palate could ot
rish for, and potatoes such as are to be to
otten only where potatoes are a speciality. 10
[ow whitu Ot latter oven, and how pl
otautifully they crumble as the waiter m
resses them from their jackets.
Now, everything is ready. iSo, with $
1e best of appetites and an imagination m
, strengthened by the situ.tian as to be
ble to summon whomsoever It will, we
roceed to sup amnid a company selected
oin a list extending back for ages. g
Fancy occupying a table where, a hun
red and fifty years ago, Colly Cibbor
may have discussed chops and potatoes
rith boon companioiis; or from which, In t.
seir respective perIods, Garrici or Wal- ti
n or (lear 01(d Tihackeray were used to
ontrlbute to the fiui and hilarity of this in
lace. .n
Does any one who has read "Penden
is'' forget the "Back Kitchen ?'' What a i
>liy den it was! IHow every rollicking
ispositioni gravitatedi to it naturally I Was
ver description more graphio than the
ovelist has written of that resort?9 When
'hackeray penned it he unquestionably ti
ad in his mind some place that had fig- rc
red in his own experience ; and we can si
ardly visit Evans's without fechurg that oj
l'oker, or Bhiandon, or miserable old b
runken Costigan must be somewhere y,
bout, or that little Blows may still be C
oundi operating at the piano.
Apropos ,of the turn eur thought has
iken, how wild fancy runs when once sg
ice rein is given it I Whilst we've been
itting here it has peopled this old room tI
rith beings whose talk and laughter it
eased generations since, the walls mean
dhul reverberating the din and clamor of
living throng. And funrthermore, not
unly has it rehmaliitated the dead, it has
>rought hither the shadowy creatures of
nagination and invested them also with
ubstantlaahty.
Well, the chops and potatod"are gone,?
he tankard is empty, and the crowd is de- Y
arting. Perforce, then, we must wend
ur way.
Having lighted a cigar we sally forth,
nd as we homeward stroll th~is theughit
uggests itself, that as we have sat and~ '
mesed of meon who now live only in the d3
tory of their achievements, so'whea the P
'resent shall have retreated to its position tI
m the Past the coming wight will occupy c
te seat we have just vacated, and therein "
film meditate upon souls as yet unknown al
ut striving, and whose names thme Future V1
nIll find upon the reord of the great. 6
ti
-In spite 01 statistics showmng that ti
hero were 1,645i more failures in the n
hnited States anid Canada durimg 1882 nx
han duuing 1881, the country is not a
us prosperous than it was a year ago, al
'erhaps many of th1 wrecked firms ix
ave been made wild and extravagant ti
my prosperity.
-This year may be set down as the
great cotton year in the United IState.
'he indications are that the yield will 9
each an aggregate of 8,700.000 balea. J
Thoughts For Winter.
One of the first rules established for
washing, is to wash white clothes firat,
iid colored Clothesaafter wards. During
his cold weather, when clothes freeze
imst immediately on being put out
loors, the whole day is scarcely auffici.
nt to dry them. Colored clothes are
ujured much more than white ones by
'emaining damp over night, so that it is
6 good plan to have them ready to put
tut first. If there is a laundry in the
louse, the result is the same. Another
telp in this disagreeable business, in
old weather, is to place.the small artic
es, such as 3ollars and cuffs, etc., upon
he olothes dryor which can be sot out
If doors until the clothes are frozen, and
hen brought in and dried. This saves
aany cold fingers and toes. Wearing
nittens when hanging clothes upon the
mo, is another saving of fingers.
These are little thinga, but the little
hings are sometimes productive of more
oal benefit than the larger ones, whioh
iay not be suited to our circumstances
r need. No housekeeper can long do
or own work without discovering some
,ay of saving either labor or money.
To are apt to think such matters of inte
wst only to ourselves, or thateverybody
nows them, or that others are not obli
ed to practice sueh little economies.
To are constant ly tinding that people do
ot know as much as wo supposed, and
iat the most of us are interested in
iything pertaining to a saving of dol
rs and cents.
Now that the cold weather is here
ecrc are other matters of interost to be
tsoussed. How to hoep the little oves
nused when they must stay in the
:use, how to pleasantly and proiltably
nploy the evenegs, which are longer
tu in the city, Where the evoning meal
seldom over before seven o'clock, how
find time for improving reading, and
hat to read, all those are sabjeots on
hich w,. can all learn someth ig. Wo
)po that wheu the hurry of the holi
Lys is over, which is doubtless the rea
n why we h'ave not heard from some
our friends lately, we shall have the
mefit of some ex,erience ilk these di
otions.
StantcardI Time.
L, is always of interest to know how
e world jogs by the clock and how the
ack swings by the stan. The primary
indard time-keoper of England is a
leroal clock kopt iii Che basement of
e Royal Observatoiy, Greenwich.
uis clock is of the best construction,
d is, moreover, provided with the
>at approved apparatus for compensa
ml and correction. Experience has
own that the best results are obtained
Lien the connection between the driv
g weight and the pemiulum of a clock
as slight as possible. This has been
e use of an escapement, the details of
1ich are very intricate. The secondary
gulator of the time of England is the
Ban solar standard clock at the Royal
baervatry, which was specially erected
1852 for service in the time signal sys
M, of which it is now the most import
It instrument. This clock has it see
ids pendulum. which closes an electric
reuit as it swings to the right. An
actro-magnet in the circuit lifts a small
)ight. which is discharged upon the
ndulum as it swings to the loft and
ves it an impulse; this being repoated
each vibration is snillcient to keel) it
motion. The pendulum also closes
her galvanic circits-ono as it swings
the right, another as it swings to the
ft-which send invirents alternait-.-y
>sitivo and negative through electro
agnets, alternately attracting and ro
tiling bar-magnets fastened to an axis,
utech thus receives a reeip~rocating
otion. An arm projecting from this1
:ts moves the socoinds' wheel one tooth
rward each second; proper geering
yes mnotin to the minute and hour
teols. The mean solar standard, be
lea controlling other clocks, drives a.
conds relay, whicht controls a mean
ne chronometer. Nearly all the mean
me clocks in the Royal Observatory are
'iven by the standard clock, they are,
fact, simiply dials whose hands are
oved in the same way and by the same
ittery as, the htands of the standard
,elf.
Silty Years Ia th~e Mlrrico.
At an early hour ovory morning in
e year, there may be seen at the rail
ad depoet at Fourteenth and Main
roots, Louisville, Kentucky, a little
d man, wearing the postal uniform,
isy with the mails. Hie is seventy-five
mars oh( and his name is Dr. Charles
Green, a local agent for the United
~atos mails.
"How long have you boon in the mal
rvice?" a reporher asked Dr. Green.
"Since 1824, when I began carrying
me mails between Maysville and Lex
gton, by the way of Winchester, Mt.
terling, Owingsville, Bherburn's Mills,
illsboro and Flemingsburg. I carried
to mails on horseback, making onte trip
ookly.
"But I may be said to have boon in
io mail service bolero i8a1,'' continued
r. Green. "I was eight years old1
hen the battle of New Orlecans occurod,
1845. We had all heard thtat a battle
id been fought, but had no particulars.
n a certain bright, clear morning,
lien the snow covered the ground asi
,r as the eye could reack, wve awaited the
mmng of the mail carrier with his
mok-horse. Before lie came in sight
me stillness of the air was broken by
ies of 'Good news I good newsl' People
era awaiting all along the road for the
?proach of the bearer of the news.
here had boent printed at the office of
1e ol Lexington G'aze~e a number of
ips of paper containing the details of
te b~attle and the mail carrier was ils
'ibuting these broadcast. I was comn
missioned by my father to carry a
umber of these to the neighbors livIng
ound. I had never worn a pair of
toes then, and I tramped about the
olghborhood that day it the snow, my
'ousers rolled up to the knee., wita
over a thought of discomfort."
-During the month of December,
7,478 bales of cotton wore shipped to
uorone. from Norfolk, Virginia.
NEWS IN BR1EF,
-The arrivals at New York from
foreign ports, during 1885, numbered
6476, including 1945 steamers.
-The total produot of the Leadville
mines for 1882 is reported at 818,220,
803, which is $5,050,827 more than in
1881.
-The cane orop of Mississippi is this
year largely in excess of any heretofore
produced, and is yielding a handsome
profit.
-Thirty thousand dollars is the money
value of the cocoanuts shipped from
the island of Jamaica to the United
States.
-The United States Government
owns 43,000,000 acres of land in Cali -
fornia, and half of it is suitable for gnnA
farms.
-There are 415 street railway com
panics in the United States and Canada,
which run an aggregate of 18,000 cars
per day.
---Two years ago there wore but seven
cotton mills in the Dominion ; now
there are twenty-one, with an aggregate
capital of $6.000,000.
-The Great Dismal Swamp in Vir
ginia is passing away. Much of the
area has been reclaimed end converted
into good tillage land.
-Tomatoes to the amount of 1,500,
000 cases are annually canned in the
Unitod States, or 03,000,000 pounds,
valued at $3,830,000.
-Pennsylvania ranks first among the
United States in the number of post
offices, having 8,596, more than any
cther State in the Union.
-The population of Great Britain on
joys an income of $5,000,000,000, of
wyieh eighty-three per cent. is expon
dod for the necessaries of life.
-The receipts of the Patent Office
during the year were$1,009,186;, against
$853,665 during 1881. Tieuct revenue
of the Oflic" during the year was $825,
000.
---Compotont judges estimate that the
Franco-German war cost France two
provgcega million of lives, and $3,.
000,000.000. It added $2,000,000,000
to the debt.
-The worship of Janus was intro
duced into Rome by Romulus. Numa
Pompilius named the lirst month of the
year for him, and dedicated a covered
passage near the foruim to him.
-The three-cont silver piece has
been abolished from the United Statea
coioge, and they are now being re
deemed at the sub-treasuries. New
three-cont pieces will be maleof niQkle.
-Treasurer Gilfillan, who h napur
chased 3000 acres of laud in FRorida
will have other persons associate with
him, and during the coming year will
AI - . .. ..--- - -l i - *1 o- o
orange trees.
-The late David Greenshields, of
Montreal, bequeathed over $100,000 to
various charitable and publi iistitu
tions. The Montreal General Hospital
and Queen's University, Kingston, re
coived $40,000 each.
-Lyons was the contre of the intel
lectual life of Europe during the first
half of the sixteenth century. Gry
plie, the great printer, had his offico
there, and in 1550 sent out a Latin Bi
ble, remarnable for its freedom from
ermors.
-in the reign of Louis XVI. the
landholders of France were few and
their estates immense, a single person
often being lord of a hundred parishes.
Tie Duke of Numouille and his daugh
ter, the Princess of Tiarente, owned 300
parishes.
--Twvo hundred and forty-four earth
quakes, it is stated, are known to have
occuredl during 1881, of which eighty
six were in Winter, sixty-one in Au
tumn, uifty-six in Spring and forty-one
in Summer.
-A Nevada mine has just produced
a bar of gold seventeen inches long,
seven inchtes wide and eight inches thick,
weighing 450 pounds, with a cash value
oh $113,000. it is said to be the largest
bar ever cast in the United States.
--Madagascar is rather larger than
France. A belt of almost virgin forest
runs around the island. The popula
tion is about four millions, and the soil
will easily support thirty millions. In
dia rubber is a principal export. The
mineral wealth is enor mous.
-The detailed project for the si
marine tunnel between Italy and Bioi;
has been finished, and will soon be suk
mitted for Government approbatio1
The length of the tunnel will be abot'
8j miles. The expense is calculated
$14,250,000.
--The infant boy of the ruler of Bur
mah has a cradle which cost $1,000,000;
it is made of gold and covered with
precious stones. But he has the snutfi
les, colic and collywobbles just the same
as the baby that tills a crib that didn's
cost $2.560.
-There arc 118 public scientific ob
servatories in the world. The most
ancient is that of Leyden, founded in
1632 ; then come Copenhagen, founded
in 1637 ; Paris, In 1667, and Greenwich,
in 1675. Prussia, now the richest
country in the world. in astronomical
observatories, had none before 1805.
-The 21,000 English Puritans, who
came over to New Enugland before the
meeting of the Long Parliament haye
now Increased to nearly 13,000,000.
According to the most careful estimates,
at least one-fourth of the whole popu
lation of thes United States at the pres
ent moment is descended from these
men.
-In the eastern part of Massachu
setts, and with head-qunarters in Boston,
are seven nail mills, operating 800 ma
chines, and turning out an average of
10,000 kegs peor week, mostly -for the
home trade, but furnishing shipments
for Cuba and South America.
-It is announced that a contract has
beeni closed between the Canada South
ern Railroad Company and the Phcanix
Bridge Company, for the building of a
ne suspension bridge across the Niagara
IRiver, a quarter of a mile south of- the
old suspension bridge. The new bridge
is to be ready for traffic by Septembet.
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