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The Mo9e4 Hotel Wark.
The model hoteihotel olerkis a ye=ng
man Who hA orlattialil created to ll
on emperor's throne or .adown a duke.
dom. biut when 4e areW u0N thee b4eug
fewer thrones and diiedems than there
were emperors and dukes, he was tema
porarily forced to take a position behind
a hotel register. His chief characterix
ties are dignity of bearing, radiant gor.
geousness of apparel, haughtiness of
man ner. aud jeweJry. His principal
duties consist of hammering on the cahI
bell, in handing guesta the wrong keys
to their rooms, and of keeping a supply
of toothpicks at the end of the desk.
When all his time is not taken up in
the performance of these aduous duties,
he will condescend to explain to a guest
that he does not know whether the
north-bound train leaves at 8 P. M. or
not, and if the sauest insists on enticing
it out of him, he 'was probably hand
him a last year's official railroad time
table.
When a stranger comes in on a late
train, jams his valise down on the coun.
tei, and approaches the register, the
hotel clerk, in a preoccupied and aus
tere manner, turns the register and
hands the stranger a pen-a pen that
has an impediment in its legs, catches
in the paper and splutters fragments of
the guest's name all over "yesterday's
arrivals." The clerk, after turning
hround the register and examining the
signature to see if it is genuine, expres
ses some doubt as to there being a va
cant room in the house. The stranger
says Io is bound to have a room. The
clerk retires behind the desk, and, after
consulting some pigeon-holes, concludes
that the gentleman may have No 1, 192.
He writos some bioroglyphics on the
register, and then lie talks for half an
hour witi the porter and the baggage
man about the trunk of the gentleman
in No. 40 having got mixed with bag
gage belonging to the gentleman in No.
64 Whe he gets that matter arranged
b sits down to polish and admire the
long nail that he is cultivating on his
little finger, and forgets the gentleman
that has routed No. . , 192, until he is
made aware of his existuuce by an im
patient tap on the counter. With the
air of a martyr, and a sign that expres
see the fact that he considers the whole
traveling public his enuemis, he says :
"Ah I would you like to go to your
room ?" There in about as much hospi
tality in his tone as there is in the voice
of a bull-dog when somebody treads on
his tail. It is not intended to be hos
pitable. It is intended to impress on
the mind of the stranger the fact that
although he-tho clerk-is passing poor
on $12.50 a week and board, yet he is
proud and is merely filling tho ignoble
position lie how occupies until lie can
como into his dukedom, which includes
among its perquisites a yacht on the
coast anid a shbooting lodge in the high
lands of 8cotland.
The n John1 showed the gentleman to
No. 1, 192.
No matter how crowded a hotel is,
the hotel clerk always finds one room
left for the late arrival. When the hit
ter kicks about it, when hie is leaving
next day, because it was on the flth
floor, and was furnished with nothing
but a bed, a bar of soap. and crack mi
the coiling, the clerk tells him that if
he had only been staymag another day.
.he con ld haivo had an excellent room, in
fact, the best room in the house, wvhich
woul be vacated aifter bireakfast, by a
gentleminnwLo was leaving on the noon
train. To our certai' knowledge, the
gentleman has beon leaving that excel
lent-that "bet room ii the house"
every to-miorriow for the last twenty
years.
The hotel clerk is said to be dhstinctly
rolattd to the raiilroad ticket elerk, b'ut
this mus.t be. a mistake, having its Oi
gin in the fact that there are ertain
traits and ati-ocit ie of character com
mon to both. T'ao hotel olerk has no
relations. Not one mani in a thousand
can remember over having aeon a hotel
cha rk's father or uncle.
Tue night clerk is not so gorgeous or
inclement as the day cler-k. He wears
a smaller linger riag and a larger boot.
ils duties are not so onerous as ai-e
those of the day clerk, lHe sleeps in a
chair near the stove or reads novels all
night, and his niostimiportant duty is
to waske uip and suced the pa.rting guest
whmo goe-s off on the mornmng ti-ain.
The hotel clerk has muchi to triy him,
and peihaps we would finud many ex
cuses for what we consider his exaspera
ting peculiarnties, if we stood on his
side, of the roister and had the experi
ence of how ir feels to be a targetior the
grumbling, the fault-fladlig, and the
Interrogations of the average traveler
who live-s on corn broad and bacon at
home, but howls loud andi long, because
he does not get turtle soup and four
kinds of pio thrqee tunes a day when lie
stops at a hotel.
ileat ronice niest..
"When Fox wrote is "Book of
Martyrs" there wore nd subunrbani po
lcenion with twenty squares to a baeat,"
said an officer of the Twenty-fourth
district, Philadelphia, desomribiug 'him
self to a reporter. "If we had existed
then Fox would have slapped us ini
along with the rest." The oflicor was
standing in a puddle in a wild, un
kempt street, north of Allegheny ave
b4. -nue. The little highway rau between
Frankford avenue and Rlichimond street,
probably at an equal distance from
bo0th. Everything had to be guessed
at in that neighborhood, however
There was no moon and the inky clouds,
which chased each other -from the
northeast, made a' glimpse at a watch
dial omit of the question. The polie.
manand-the-newspaper man stood in
puddles because there was no choice
whatever in the matter.
"?es,'' be resumed, wiping the rain
drtops off is faco, "wi liave a rather
mooon~ous time of it af tpr aark, Can
0~ .0
you see that fara bounse 'way out there?'
He extended his aim in a northwesterlj
direction. 'AIittla moe to the left
Now youe got'It, by the light Ad th(
Window. Well, under a :little grating
there 'that leads to a obiloken housi
lives the dr.rndest dog in the whok
ward. It's the end of my beat, and h(
gets loose about twice a week. He'
almost as big as a horse and grips liki
a vice. I bet he's barking now an
hungering after a leg or an arm.' Ani
sure enough there was a faint baying
noise in the distance.
In the outlaying police distriots ther<
is a general 'complaint of insuffeieenc:
of men and consequent largeness of thi
men's beats. A proposition is afloat t4
put some of the officers on horseback it
order that they may be able to cove
more ground in a shorter space of time
Some of the lieutenants object to thi
and only ask that a sum equivalent t<
the cost of the horses and their koei
for twelve months be given to then
every year to spend on extra men.
The Twenty-fourth district, whi]
includes the whole Twenty-fifth ward
and whose station-house is at Belgrad
and Olearfield streats, Konsington, ha
forty-six men on active duty. Twenty
three of these are on by day and th
rest at night. Eight are posted at th
sub-statin at Nicetown and four v
Bridesbitrg. Two have charge of th
river front. Lieutenant Nester says thi
the number of men at Niacetown an,
Bridesburg should be doubled, Take
a l around he could get along ver;
nicely with sixteen more officers. 1
the northern section there is very littl,
else but fire-plugs to relieve the ma
notonous stretch of country, bat thes
have to be looked after and the grouni
has to be covered. The adjoining o
Twenty-second district, which Is bound
ed on the north by School lane, on th,
south by Montgomery avenue, and thi
river Schuylkill, respectively, has fort.;
men. Tutere is one beat in it large
than the whole Fourth district. anothi
thirty-two squares long, one twenty
eight, one twenty-four and the averag
is twenty squares.
Officers in the suburbs in time get t
know the very footsteps of the neigh
bors and caun tell a stranger a mile ofl
They got friendly with the farmers
who make them very often substanti.'
presents. For this reason they oftei
relieve their confined feeling by arrebt
ing a pig with whom they are acquaint
ed or al)prehending a familiar mulo aw
returning him to Ins owner. Whe]
Bergeant Peaco, who died in 1878
while holding a position in the Sixteoit]
district, was a patrolman in the Tweaty
second, he claimed to know every pi
within a two-milo radius of his beat
The census of pigs was never taken ii
that district, but their numbers wcr
vast.
One night Peaice tho'ught he heard
faminiar bleat. As it came nearer hi
concealed himself and waited doveloy
moents. A short, thin man, with a soal
let muffler, was driving a hittle po~rke
that wvas just old enough to know hol
to curl its tail. Peace darted out an<
captured both of themn. The ma:
swore the animal was his ; Peaco swor
it belonged to ' Squire Oohvell, up th
road, and prepared to prove his oath
'Mark Anthony," lie cried. The pii
wvagged his tail and nodded approvingly
looking up into the face of the office
with what might have been translate,
into a smile. Pe-ace was triumphannt
"Billy," cried the driver in his turn
The ammual pirouted oin his lind 'es
and gavo a resp~onsivo glance, bloatiu1
withal. Thinugs looked dubious, bu
Peace took his man to the station housec
where he found he had made his firs
mistake in the pig connection.
That Park Ouards have the mnat r
mantle time of it. While in sonmc part
of the county the moon ghiuits on empt;
lots and artificial streets, made of brick
bats and deceased calts, at Fairmnoun
it shines on dewy turf and foliago. Th
drnukards who pass the night wvithia
the Park limits in sweet consp~irao;
with Dame Fature trouble the men il
the light uniforms. They are p'icke<
up), prematurely lodged in the cene
tories or dczing on the brmnk of a rescr
vior or river, "as if they knowv anythinj
about water" This is how a Park Guari
put it to a reporter, speaking as if bi
had reached the ae of his indignation
On an average the number of animal
spuriously gazetted as escaped from thi
Znologicai Garden is two per week
This tends to enliven thmngs somewhait
anid the nowly-omnitod Park Ouardt
apt to fancy himwseli in an ludian jungl
when in reahity within a stone's throv'
of Belmont.
Rabbiit Shuoting,
Rabbit shooting is always good fun
in wvoods, in gorse, in hiedeoerows, it
rough grass, whatever the ktndl 0;
cover, there is no more lively sport,
In low wood, whore you can seJ to shool
them as they get up in frou~t of you,
it is, porhaips, at its best, Capital
sport is also to be had outside, aftei
the covers have been weoll beaton, espe.
cially if the holes have been stop'ped;
the rabbits then lie in the hecduerows,
in thq stubble, in the grass, whorevo,
the~y can find ansything to hide them,
but mostly in the hedges, amnd a couph
of men, one on each side, with a span
iel or terrier to find them, may have a
day's shooting as good as almost any
kind of sport uhlich the gun affords,
Rabbits forced out of a hedgerow by
dogs go at their best paoe, ailhd any one
who can kill them well may call krimself
a good shot, whatever his practice
at other kinds of game may be. The
chances are, however, that a good rab
bit-shot is a good aL-round shot,
though the converse by no moans holds
good, for many men can kill pheasants
and partridges very well who miss five
reaits omtio s r.
n hat To ESa Aad Drmk Waen Twiefiong
Some riders ohoose to take no regular
meals at all during thei journey, pro.
forring to 0arry with them some plain
and stl#ple food and drink, like a meat
biscuit and a bottle of cold tea or milk,
and to partake of a little very frequent.
ly as they go along not even oaring to
dismount for the partaking of the re
freshment. We understand that this
I plan answers very well indeed when a
I long distance has to be made and there
is little or no time for rest. It is botter,
nevertheless, to dismouut take a light
meal of mixed food, rest for a good long
r time to let digestion have full swing,
) and then on again, gently at first, brisk
) ly afterward. Such a plan gives good
I digestion of the food, quick and excel
r lent distribution of it over the body for
nutritive purposts, and a healthy and
, sharp appetite for the meal that is next
to come. The diet itself can scarcely
be too simple. Animal food should be
fresh, not salted, and well cooked; light
animal foods like tish and fowl and mut
ton are very good to work on; eggs and
milK are very good. A couple of eggs
beaten well up in a cup, mixed with
3 hot water, sweetened moderately with
sugar, and treated with a small quantity
of milk so as to make from half a pint
Sto three-quarters of a pint, is with a
little biscuit, an excellent sustaining
meal for those to whom eggs are easily
a digestible. To those who can digest it
oatmeal porridge is very good to break
fast on; and to all who can digest milk,
milk is lightly thickened with wheat
meal is most substaiining. Broad should
be taken in moderate quantity, and
3 fresh vegetables und fresh fruit are al
ways in ch %racter when not taken in
3 excess. Sonie fruits which for a mo
I ment seem extromoly refreshing while
r on the travel become a canso of thirst
- if the day is very warm. I notice this
3 particulary in regard to oranges, the
3 most tempting perhaps and the most
easily obtuined of all fruits.
r Of 0riuking during tricycle exercise
r I must speak with some care. It is not
very dillicult to learn tricycle without
i desire for too much drink of any kind.
But if the beginner does not learn to
> breatho through the nose, If he ac
- quire the liawit of broothing through
the mouth, he is sure to acquire also
the desire to tako liquids far too freely.
Lo will becoio so dry in tie mouth he
1 will feel lhe cannot got on unles he has
- something to quench his thirst, and
- that is an ovil habit even though the
I drink be as innocent as the purt st water
i itself. The first point. thereforo, is to
, drink as little as possible: to drink as
I much as will fill up the loss *that is
- made by evoporating of the water from
( the body and not any more.
What the charactor of the drink shall
I be is not very diflicult to answer, and
L) what it should not ho is atnMwered with
leas diliculty, for cotaivly of all things
1again it shouldl not bo an alcoholic stim
3uhant. On thia last named point we
wh~o are adlvocatesa for total aibstineqect'
-from all alcoholic beverages haye se
r cuired, beyond aniy mistake, a flue score
Vfrom tricycling experiences. Those who
1are to some de'gree ini opposition to us
ou ht: gejieral quaestioni, I mean those
La wiho still hld that alcoholic drinks are
3 in their right place as luxurica and
.should not be donied as luxuries, are
I with us if they are practised tricyclists,
,in expressing that alcoholio stimulation
r is fatal to good.* sure, and sustained
I work.
5ho Obeyetd un In'puia
B Fiftecen years ago. the daughter or a rich
( anid r sperous manil, living mn line style
on Fi AvenueI, New York, went outL in
a carriage otteily on a shopping expe
diit ion. AL 1ew~ 'rn 's srore she left the
carriage~nndl her coiechman waited for over
two hours, untuil finally, becominng anxious,
-he madte inqinrice. The young latty had
disappeared, anid though a great (deal o1
moiney was si nt and~ 'nuch effoit niaade to
' .liscover her, there was no trace. Tne
- years passed~ and the dletective who had
t worked on the case very faithftully and
Saoxiously, ro'sc by dngrees to tihe rank ol
poh1ce captain, One cold night, just after
a Cuaistas, tour or live of his ollicers en
V tered the etation with eight or ten intoxi
c ated women mn their custodly. Onec or
jtwo were crying over their arrest, and the
prospLet of a s~rison; others were fierce in
their oaths at the ie ference of the pollen
-with their orgie, white others again were
Ssulky. draiidhing a little apart from the
I group of prisoners the Captain nuticedl a
a itl woman albout thirty. anid he saw that
sie land once been beautitul, though now
h r face w ai d aflauied by a bru se oa IlLe
'cheek and a lhck welt uinder die eye.
3 L'nere was, however, an air of refinement
anout the woman that attracted the polIce
captain, andi lie eyed her curiously while
the sergeant recorded the names of the'
prl)isoniers. buiddenlly the womnaf bsckonca
to him.
"Caiptnan dto you know me?" was her
questiou-."
"'No."
"Didn't you once try to find Mis Grace
''Well, I'm her. I ran away just out of
pure deviltry, and I've nad my full share
of it."
..G0od heavenel Why did you do iti"
''Oh, I don't know. 'Il he notion canme
into miy headl, and I obey ed the hn
puilse.'
*tAnd! where have yotu been all this
timetc'
' Iight here In the ward, under your
very niose. Yotu nover' suspiected me though
I saw s ou of ten enough.
"And have you not repented of the
st< p?''
'liepentcol" and the wvords thrilled In
the ciaptain's ear like the wail of a lost,
soul. "RepetoJl Oh, God, yea inut It ras
too late."
'-It's never too late."
"Yes it is. .lrit it's not too late toi
dlie." Anti Defoze the Captain could pre
vent she had drawn a small pistol and
shot herself. The poor creature livedl
for two days, and when she dietd It was
in the aims of her fstther. Trhe mother
had (lied a few years before of grief. Thil~s
is a true story andi shows how much stran
ger real life is thuan tior Ion.
ibomo F~renchi c'huuets1 have succeeded
in soidifying raetroleuum; In which state it,
burns like tallow. This solitication Is
affected by adding to disetilled petroleum
twenty-live per cent. of the purified jane
of plants belonging to the family of the
Euphorbiacee.
A Dentes'. PP ghs.
ThIs has bein an unusually su1csful
hUntng seasn. A arer number of deer
have been kilq4d in the inpuntans of
Northern PehnsYlvania than ever before,
end Many rewarkable adventureo have
been met with, Dr. George W. Kliump,
a well-known Williamsport dentist and a
great lover Qf the chose, has just returned
lr) L a hunting expedition in the Laurel
Hill Mountain, near LlbertyTioga county,
which involved one or two thrilinic adven.
tures worthy of nottoe. He entered the
mountales by the Trout Run Canon, and
after traveling northward soine ten miles
arrived at the hunting grounds. Before
starting in he secured the services of Joe
Bastian and Bill Urist, two old and ex
perienced huntere, who had killed a great
deal ot gaiue in their time. They pro
ceeded to a hut in a lonely part of the
mountain near the haunted spring, where
they established their headquarara. The
second day out the doctor succeeded in
Killing a doe and sishtly wounding a bear
the carcass of which he dressed and sus
pended on a tree for safe keeping unitl it
could be rentoved to the cabin. Joe Pat
tian, who hunted In these wilds for thirty
years, killed a wildcat the third day, and
Bill Crist got a long-range shot at a bear,
but missed it.
One night, as thoy were resting quietly
in their cabin and listening to some won
derlul hunting stories by Christ, they were
startled by an unearthly sureamu from some
wild animal. It proved to be a wildcat.,
which had been attracted to their camp by
tlie scent of venison and, taking a position
on a hemlock whoe bianches overhung
their cabin, commenced sending forth
semeams that would have trightened any
one not accustomed to them. Bastian
suszed his title and after some time sue
cOeced in shvoting the cat, which tumbled
ol the tree almost in front of their door.
I1 proved to be a very large and evidently
was the same animal that had frequented
tuose parts for a long time and had
frightened a great many amateur hunters.
on the fifth day the doctor succeeded in
wounding a very large buck, which at
otice attaoted bi.n. .Not having time to
reload his rilte and knowing how danger -
ous it was to encounter a door smarting
under a wound, lie realized the neocssity
of prompt action. The madt'ened buck
dtshud at hinm, but the doctor escapel by
crawling under the trunk of a fallen hem
lock, where he suoceeded in reloading his
gun. In the meanLie the deer was jump
iug back and forth over tie log, pawing
toe ground and snorting fiercely. The doc
tor managed to fire ron his recumbent
pt.sition, but only wounded the buck
again, which seemed to inensify his an
ger, and with glaring eyes lie tried to paw
aim out from under the log. Matter
were growing serious and the doctor hau
about uiad up his mind to pass the night
in that uncomioitable position, when Bill
Urist caine along and dispatched the deer
at the tiret shot. It proved to be a very
targe and fine one.
A day or two after this adventure tho
doctor nad another one which was more
exciting. In moving through the forest he
encountered an old bear sleeping in a nest
f leaves buneath the ion of a failen hem
lock. -lie fired at it, but failed to kill it.
In a moinent it was after him witb dia
Leuded jaws and glaring cyes. The docto:
realized iis great winger and prepared for
a dcadly encounter. lie carried a good
minting knite, which he drew and held in
ins hantl ready to strike when it closed on
himt. 'I he infuriated beast seemed utnus
ually fleree, whicn causedt the uouitor to
loojk around for a inoiiont. The truna 01
a large lallen pino lay wIthin a few leet 01
inmi, on wlhich lhe ciamabered. Trho beat
folluwed witih an agility that was surpris
ing chasedi him along it15 enitre length. ilei
hei, rushledl to ai large tree standiog neart
by and conmmenced running ar!)tndl the
the trunK, whiceh was at, ieast twenty feet
.n circunmferenice, lollowedl clowtly by
Bruint, wlio scented inrent on niischief.
r'is kind ol running was kept up for full)
hail an hour, wnen thu doctor began t.
tire. What, to do he knew not. If the
ferocious beast once got liini in Its arms
he wouid be cruished to (leath In a few
annliutes. Tiuere was no time to lose,
What, was dune must be done quick.).
IFu ally in a fit of deuperation, lte iesolvea
to gtaple w ith the beast and trust to him
kuife lit. halted and faced it blkity. Tino
atimtal reared up on its hind legs and came
at himl with dmistendedl iniorih and bry eyes
andm in a muomnett the doctor was in its
otibraco.
Lie heldnisl knile rirmly in his right
iiand~, and as the bear hugged him to its
breast, ho buried the long blade deep in its
utek and fortutiately severed the jiugular.
rThe blood mpiwted all over him, and be
iore the mionster couild give himi the death
aug he lelt, its gra-p reiarxing, when stad
tienly it. rollets over on its side an'i died in
a few seconds. The doctor crawled away;
a few feet and wipod the bloo'd of the ani
mal f rom hin face, wIch had well-nmgh
blindedi him.
As he Etood viewing the carcass and dii
liberatin~g what to dn Joe Basian~ hap
pened along, having heard the noiso of the
conlhet wihile watchmng for a deer on the
opposite hill, lie was an~azed to find that
the doctor htad suicceedled In killing the
bear as lie did. Such good luck is rare.
rho. doctor was literally covered wit'.
blood from nead to fool, his clothes were
almost torn iruom his body, his hat was
gone and lie preentedl a horrible appear
anice. lie was nearly exhausted andi it
was with some uhillculty that the old
hunter aucceedid Ia getting him to the
cabin, where he lai for two days before
no was suflemtly recovered to return
iomie. Hie say)s that he nat had enough
hunting for this winter.
OhamsacI by Co:,otes.
Major P. Rlusoell, the sheep man, says
that coyotes do not bother sheep much
in Mlontana. They will, however, keep
around the sheep iat a distance and howl
in the early morning and at night. The
shepherd dogs lie considiers a groat pro
tection, as they wvill run the coyotes off,
although they catnnot whip them. Re
cently, however, the order of things wvas
reversed, and a band of coyotes corraled
a valuable shepherd slog and ran him off
through the hills. Theb absence of the
dog was afterwards, fortunately, soon
discovered, and borders, mounted on
fleet and sure-footed horsest, follo ecd
in soarch. The dor wvas itt lonigth soon
at a distance,-complete~y surrouiidcd by
asbout ton of the onuning coyotes, wvho
were sutccessfully <trivinig the poor faith
ful creature away fromt the camp, At
intrvatls tihe dog woutld attempt to break
his cordon of wild herders and return
to his charge, but tho fierce animals.
anitiiting tiht movement, would close
thteir ranks and piesen. a snarling un
broken row of shiming ivory. At the ap
proachi of the horsemen theo'cowarly
ooyotes at once dropped their tails and
disappeared almost as suddenly as if the
earth had opened up and awallowed
them,
AGBIOULTURBE,
Anvin lvDOs.-n all tre4 the budo
which represent the fMture brstnh for
vat yiar's growth are prouce4 sqd elay:
orated In the proceeding autump. As the
dead leaves fall off In Ootoier," theA, ivig
chlorophyil and protoplasm i hich formed
their active functional parts are withdrawn
into 'he permanent tissues of the trees;and
their withdrawal, aided. by varlous Internal
chemical changes, chiefly of the nature of
oxidation, leaves the minor coloring mat
ters of the fohage far more prominent than
before, and so gives rise to the glow of
crimson and gold which we commonly
kItow as autumn tinte. Outside the buds
are enveloped in dry, brown scales, which
make them very iuconspicious to the eyes
of their enemies, who would otherwise
devour these rising hopes of- the future
season. These scales also act ar great
coats or clsake to cover rite dormant living
germs from the cold of winter. Everybody
knows that frost kills plants; and every.
body has noticed that it the foliage ex
pands in spring too soon, It as very apt to
get nipped off by a late return of morning
rime.
Now, what is true of the vital matter in
leaves generally, is especially true of tho
vital matter in very young and undevolop
ed leaves. It cannot resist the slightest
fros . Hence natural selection has In the
course of long ages insured the. best possi
ole means for keeping the true inner bud
warm and snug. If you pick off some of
the small brown scales, you will see how
closely they are packed together, overlap
ping one another in regular rows, or im
bricated, as the technical botanists call it.
This is an unusually good word, imbrica
ted, by way of scientific therminology; for
it means art auged like tiles on a roof; and
in fact the scales do really lap over one
another like the Italian tiles that one sees
on cottages in Southern Europe. These
short, boad, brown, cloeest scales ar
themselves by origin ablortive i.-aves; or,to
put it moae truly, they are leaves which
have given up theer original function of
digesting iresh material from the air. and
have taken to the new function of protect
ing their more active sisters from the sharp
teeth of the irost. Undercean the outer
brown pieces, however, you conic at last
to some tiny bright green knob.-; and these
shapeless httle things are the living parts
which carry on the continuity of tne bush
from one season to another.
SMALL GRAIN IFon Pios.-Wsternt far.
mera have beconie so accI'stoimed 'o mak
ing p0k rom coin that they scarcely
know what to do when a corn crop fails.
Alany farmers hesitate to settle north of
.he line where large cropo of corn are
raised, because they think they cannot
produce pork to advantage. Now no one
will deny that coin is a most excellent
lood for fattening hogs, and where it can
tie cheaply produced it is generally the
most econoni'ical article that can 6e em
m oyed for that purpose. It is true, how
ever, that corn is economically produced
in places where corn can not Do ripened,
and the farmeis there find as much profit
in raising beef and mutton. In Great
Britain barley is chiefly used for fattening
hogs. In Canada all the small araii a ex
cept wheat, peas ana roots large-ly taje
the place o' corn. In the New Englano
8tates a little corn is used in conuectioi)
with potatoes, apples, pumpkins and mill
leed. A variety of the tood given to bogs
appears to pion.ote health anti to produce
ment of fine dlavor. As prices range this
scasoin at is likety that, oats will prove to
be a cheaper bood for liogs an many parts
of thme WVest wheie but little corn is raised.
Ixperiumenats tried by several seem to show
taut, two bushels of oats are worth as much
asa one bushel of corn for making pork
tany narta of the country it is eansie
io raise two busbela of oat-s than 1 bushel
of corn. Thme cost of thras-bing the oats
is less than that of husking the corn. To
pioduco Lthe best resulis the oats should be
ground beo they are led. I hey will be
readily eaten snd digested, however, ii
they are soaked hi nuilk or water. Barkey
which has been discolored by exposure as
an excellent food for yigs. The like is
true of rye andi pcais.
Tna cellar of nany a farm house has
caused disease which could have been
avoided with a little extra care. Decay
ing vegetables and truit till the cellar with
their unhiealthfuf odors and gaseP, and
these arise to the rooms above through
cracks aid~ crevices or thacough thme open
door, ana the famaily is compuielled to in hale
tinm. This may be remedied by carefully
assorting out all riccaying vegetatbies once
oar to ice a month,, amt by opening the ce!=
lair windows at mnight ad closing them
througch the day. Ventilation is the se.
cretf. It is a good plan to connect a hlue
Iroin the bottonm of the cellar with tee
chiimney by which noxious gases will be
renioved. Don't put tff thsa mnatter of
kventilation until it is too late.
MlANY compllain that onions d'o Lsot keep.
The trouble is in keeping thenm too warm.
The onion is a bulb, a plant at rest, and
the least warmith ttarts it inato activity. It
is much better that onions shoul remaim
frozen tharough the Winter, piovided they
can taw graaauaaly, then, to put them into
a cellar or other warn' 1)lace where tacir
vegetatie powers willI be aroused. If puit,
in large h~alps onions will be sure to spoil;
but at spread in thin laa3 ers and covered
w ith hay and straw, so that if fiozen the
thaing will be gradual, they wIll keep
well through the Winter. Alais the custon
of oion growers to get their crop to miar
act as soon tas pissible. if they were to
provide proper storagie storage they would
aenalize nlaUch more froni then wshen sent
to market later in the season.
Fout keeping apples the eseential requi
sites may be summed up thus: Pack
wIthout, bruising; store without heating;
winter wathout frosting: utse one or inore
thzermaometers; preserve ant unchanage(t
temperature; guiard against air cuirents;
givo ned~ed ventilation; removea rape ape
cinmens before decayinig; separate the fruit
room fhom all otlier naartments, With
these precautions and care, such apples as
the Buldwin, Rted Canaua, dwaar,Famaeuse
and Northern bpy nay be kept fresh into
June and ,July, as we have had an oapper
Lubaity for teatinmr.
I)AaRviNo is nan inportact iiduistry ini
this country. For an raveaago good season,
the annual butter product is set down at
1,20u,000,000 pounds, and or cheee
400,000O,000 pouinds.
TJaR average of shorph~orni cattle sales
in 1881 was $158 rper head; this year It,
wats $192. A goodi sign of quality has
causedt it, but speiculation and "famnoy"
ped-igree sometimes go tno far.
A VaoETAiiLS not generally used. is the
whiatiott, which reaembles chicory; 'Tho
only p~art used as a vegetable is t he leaves
of the heart. They may be eaten as a
salad or boiled._______
Now s the tuaie to paint up thue farm
mplenmenats; a <collar's worth of paint will
a. tiany a dvlh~r a wort4 in the wear
and tear of the tools.
TmunT'ratta crops of corn have been
grown on a fild near Cedar itspids, Iowa,
without annhiaion of minnuro.
DOMES'I. -
mnAN floss silk emlrojdery is oieiu.
ted upon blak wbitanet, wt ito
or colored floss silk in Im e tfo . tht
made by natives of India. .t t be
suliected to much wear. ' 4 bu
it is excellent for brackets, 1 mall
hangigs, and for evening, dres triam.
mixigs. It is very easy to make. Traie
out an Oriental design. upop, pins paper
muslin and work the outlines in prdinary
satin stitch, then tack white or black
net on to the paper muslin and cover
the pattern over with a series. of long
satin stitches worked in floss silk. If
cream-white floss is ued it has a more
Oriental look than where colors are in.
troduced.
Dzxiozous jolly can be made of elder.
To one pint of clear, sweet older allow
one. pint of cold watero two pouds of
sugar. one package of gelatine, one large
pint of boiling water. Soak the gola
tine until it is entirely dissolved in the
cold water: then add to this the sugar,
a spoontul of oinnamon, the juice of two
lemons, the grsted rind of two, then
the gelatine. Add the cider last; then
put all in, a thick flannel bag and let it'
drain. Do not squeeze it at all. Pat
it in bowls or glasses and set it away to
cool. Sherry or Madeira wine may be
substituted for the older.
APRoNS made of brown linen of the
proper width so that the selvage needs
no hemming at the sides, may be made
very pretty by fringing out the bottom
to the depth of two inohes; overcast the
edge where the ravelling ceases, then
about two inches above that draw out
threada for an inch and a half, and then
zun a bluo or scarlet ribbon through the
threads that are loft, making blocks of
the ribbon and thread alternately.
Above and below this a row of feather
stitching is adiled, and a row on the
band and sides also; the pocket trimmed
to match is put on at the right side,
AN excellent soup is made by boiling
a small beef soup-bone for two hcudrs,
adding while there is time for them to
cook tender, three onions, two carrots,
two small round turnips, a little cabbage
and etIery; chop these all very fine; a
little cream isan agreeable addition to
this soup. Many cooks aerve this with
the vegetables and i'6lled crackeras;
others strain the soup and thicken
slightly with a little corn-starch or flour
stirred in thwcream or milk. I tissimV
ly a matter of taste.
CANNED PUMPKIN.--Pare, remove the
seeds, cut il sLuall pieces and steam un.
til tender. Drain in a colander until
free Irom juice, then press in jars and
place over the fire in cold water. Boil
slowly one and a half hours, then take
from the fire and seal as you do any
other kind of fi nit. Pumpkin preserved
in this way in the fall will make excel
lent pics any tinie dhuring the following
summer.
MAPLE walnuts are made thus: Beat
the white of one egg to a stiff froth, stir
in enoigh powdered sugar to make it
like hard frosting, dip the walnut meats
(which you have taken care to remove
Irom the shells without breaking) in a
syrup made by boiling for two or three
minutes two tablespoonfuils of maple
sugar in one of water, or in this propor
tion. Press sowe of the hard frosting
between the two halves of the wvalnut
and let it harden. Dates may be pro.
pared im this way, and butternuts and
Eiiglish walnute also.
POREws and flounders, thiough not
costing nearly so much as many other
varieties of pan ilsh, can be0 cooked so
that they will satisly the appetite not
only, but will be eaten with relish.
Clean and wash them, let them drain,
scatter salt over them, have hot fat in a
frying-pan-and this fat may consist of
beef-dripping, or butter anti lard mixed
-rub the fish with ilour, and put in the
hot fat; fry until they are a dlelicate
brown, turning them often enoungh to
be sure they are (done.
RIBED figures, covered with colored
cotton or cashmere, are a peCculiarity of
genuimo Japan. so embroidery, and they
have an extremely curious effect. A
whole screen may be covered with these
raised figuiies, and one of the strangest
things about them is that the hair, eye.
brews and moustache or beard will be
worked in human hair, and each gar
ment or implement in use will be senar
ate from the figure, This work 'has
never been successfully imit ated.
.A nown~ of good pea-soup is as satisfy
ing us a hearty i nner on a cold day.
T'o makbe a gallon of it, wash a pint of
peas and soak themn over night; then
boil in flye pints o~f water, gently sim
mnerig three hiours or so, until thor
ough y soft. With a p)otato-masher rub
the soup through a colander or wire
sieve. A pound of beef or ham bone
may be be boiled with the peas. 'I he
soupj may be ileasoned in various ways
--ubifi onions, cloves, peppers, etc,
LYONNATBE potatoes are an especially
goeut e i for supper with eukt meat.
kFut a harge lump of butter ini a sauce
pan, and let it inelt; then add one small
onion, chopped tie or sliced very thin;
when it is brow~ned nmcely, but not
scorched, p)ut in slices of cold boiled
potatoes, salt anid p~epper well, let thre
potatoes cook until they are also well
browned; serve while hot. A litei
parsley, chopped line, may be added,
ii you like thei Ilavor.
DARNED netting is coining into favor
again, it is ver y effective for half win
dow cur'taims or shades. Tio work it a
ioun~d aion of square meshes must be
netted, which can be slightly starched
in a Iramie, anid upon01 this f oundationi a
design is wvorkad by daraing ini ain out
ci the meshes, filling some critirely iind
others only partially. -To imitate old
Irahan lace two or three dIifferent stitch
es can be mntroduced.
To make elderberry wine, allow two
gallons of boiling water to three gallons
of the juice of the berries, ten pouunds of
b~rowni sugar, one oune of cloves, three
ounces ot broised ginger root, and on10
pmnt of French brarndy; when feimeunta
tion ceases5, draw Irom the ca k( in whica
you havo kept it, and bottle.
ConN bread can be made without
eggs, though two eggs added to the
quaniitaty o1 hatter mnitionied hero im
proves it very miuch: Two cups of corn
mecal, sifted; onie cup of flour; twvo cups
of sweet milk; two tablespoonfuls of
mnclted butter; one heaping 01n0 of su
gar; two talespuoiluls oh baking pow
dher.
BREAD) UBUMBS Fon PASRY.--Many
puddings that are et mimonly baked in a
crust, such as cocoanut, potato, apple
and lemon, are equally good and more,
wholesome, made by strewiig grated'
bread orumbs over a buttered j ie plato
or pudding dish to the~ usual deptat of
crust; pour in the pudding, strew acoth
or laye of bread crumbs over .the top
and ba.
NDWM IN B 1RF,
-MEurop. must buy - 79,000 tons of
ba this M .0 bush Of grai
-The potato crop of Euroe is re
ported forty per cent. below that of last
Seaon. -
, -Out of the 618 000 people of West
Virginia there are 5,000 who cannot
write.
-Baltimore In endeavoring to take
the school commission out of the do.
main of ward politIes.
-'The Washington monument grew
90 feet during this year. Auother,
quarter of a million is asked for to
continue the work.
-Among the new drugs in use are
pear seeds, corn silk, elephant's foot,
and chewatiok, in the form of fluid ex
tracts,
--Two years ago Wesson, Miss., was
only a pino forest. It has now a cotton
mill employing 1,000 hands, and nearly
8,000 inhabitants.
-The youngest inveintor on the re
oords in Washington is Walter Nevegold,
'a lad 15 years of age, of Bristol, Pa.,
who has patented important improve
ments in rolling mill machinery.
- "That want of general courtesy and
universal graciousness, which is a very
real want among the Euglish middle elas
ses," is a phrase taken from London
Queen.
-The exports of provisions from the
United States during the eleven months
which ended ou November 80th last
amounted in value to $84,808,008 against
$120,845,C62 during the coiroeponditig
period of 1881. '
-A short winter is predicted in
Montana by hunters and trappers, who
base their predictions on the fact that
the hair on the buffaloes is short this
year.
-Two ninety-foot lathes, said to be
among the lariest in the world. have
been made by the South Borton Iron
Worls. Mach lathe contains 600,000
pounds of iron. They are to be use(d
to bore out cannon.
- Manufactnrea of linsded cake in
the north of France are alleged to ad
ulterate their products with spout maine
Irom distilleries, and that, of course,
the usual porcoentage of oily matter is
not prese.t.
-Suit was brought by the city of San
Francisco againfit J. U. Flood to re
cover taxes on g600,000 worth of min
ing stock in NevaLa. le proved that
the mines are situated in California anud
won the suit.
-A diver, at 600 yards'distance from
the persons communicating with him,
can converse with ease with persons
abovo water by means of the telephone,
as was recently proved by Mr. Ware, of
the River Mearo Commissioners.
-The head-dresses of the ladie . in
1776 were remarkable for their enor
mous height. The coiffure of a bello
of fashion was described as "a mountain
of wool, hair, powder, lawn, mulin,
net, lace, ganze, riubon, ltonera,
feathers and wire."
-Among the trees which grow in
Alaska is one called the yellow cedar,
which hus a fragrance somewhat like
that of sandal wood and nearly as
marked, It is a grainless wood, of
straw color, and the Russians formerly
built nmany ships of it, for which pur
pose0 it is admirably adapted.
-Now Jersey has 348,526 children of
school age. The average attendane
upon the public schools is 113,512 ; 44,
560ehildren are mn the private schools.
Tae school receipts of the State during
the past year were $2. 140,704 84. 01
the 8,508 teachers 2,594 are women.
The value of New Jerse~y's school pro
perty is $6,270, 778.
-I the year 1784 eight h~ales of cot
tuon gkown ii the United States were
sent to England, whewo, upon arrival, it
was seized and condemned by order of
the Paivy Councii, on the ground that
so barge au amount of cotton cotud not
possIliy have been raised in America.
This year the cott91u crop of the United
States will be hot lar from 7,000,000
bplei;.
-Mark T wain failed to answer alotter
written to him byv Herjaant all.antin.
Af ter waiting a reasonable time the lat
ter was so exasperated at not receiving
an answer that he mailed Twain a sheet
of paper and a postagu stanmp as a gen
th. reminder. Mr. Olemens wrote back
on apostal : "Paper and starup'received;
please send an envelop.."
-A G~ridley (Cal. ) farmer hunts geese
wilthl a cow. It is statedI that he has
trained the animal to wadk out to wheoe
a flock of geese have ettled down on
the grain, browsing ali the wvay along,
he walking alongside on the off side
from the geese, and when near enough
the cow lies down and he shoote into
t-ha flock.
-Ex-Governor Horatio Seymour
has aiven to the Clinton collection of
MSS. in the New York State Library a
manuscript deed of land from "George
Washington and George Clinton, Qf the
City of New York, Esquires," to Na
thaniel Griffin, of Whitestown, Mont -
gomery county. It boars date of July
22, 1790.
-At Rome a bronze votive lamp, three
feet high, has been found with tho
names of four pious gentdien, to wit :
t3. Tettius, T. Annius, L. T1attius and
P. Tettienus. It is shaped like a cornu,.
copia, with thee wicks, is fluted, and
has a large hole on top for pouring in
the perfumed oil. The sharp end of
thle cornucopia fits Into a kiaad of scab
baird, to wnieh it ls fastened with a
movable locket.
-Queen Victoria has at length con
sented to admit that "she is growing
old," for the new Egyptian medal that
sheorecently distributed represenlts har
face of 1882, and not of J 842, as it has
appeared on the stamp, coins and
medals. In her own time she has dis
tributed medals for six lndiani cam
paigns, three for South Afrieaun affaurs,
and one each for the Crimeau, Glunose,
Abyssinian nd Ashiantee conflicts.
PUNINo the publisher: Author
"Don't you want to buy the rnanuscript
of a earrier's adldress ?" Publisher
" Well, yes " A.-"what d'ye give?9" P.
-All the wvay up from $1.00 to $1.75."
A.-"Yes, but you don't know about
this. Tnis onie Is allegolical, metaphor
Ical, historical, calorical, rhetorical and
nmeteorical 1". P.--"Yes, but there's a
glut of literature just now; haven't you
seen the paragraph about the magazInes
having enough nater ahead for .three
years ?" A,-"O, yes; but this la aile
gorical, metaphorical histo-" P...
''Great Scott I you aint goig over that
again? Here is your 62." (But, happy,
the allegoriaal6 maitahotoL, ata