The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, November 23, 1882, Image 4
AOR100IURBE.
EARLY FA'RBEING O a NIMALO. -It 1s
quite as aanportaut to nLaten unu market,
ecouoinio.Ally the aninal protducts of the
larn as it is to raise heiu. A Jiuuud v: '
beef, pork or poultry can be made iuac
cheaper in Bopteutiuer and Vutobuer tLaauu
later in the SeAOn, Wnen a lai ge part u
the rAtIous. iut go to k4ueP up aua..A
hat. Thiee is no aluignvu.-anu in lay
. iu. lat Uj)up An antiiuna iwtie Ia t lAs t uuoI
uite out of yAOVU lIVho t IVou la thesia jiUs
es. inhe tUitaurEo. in tuv latter par.
sumnnr aUnt early atuiun is in :avow
01 the beet use Oe UI nLLU latreutg arUcice
-of feed, whue tWere is enough of green
food to sharpen the appetite and keep up
good digesuon. We have found greeu
corntalis, eapeollly sweet corn, an ex
ceiuit article in the mtj, to ou Led in con
nection l4 cora orn t40 cob atU Cornweat'
andi oiie rat.wws. W44i90 .me e
porxI1it ore rapidly. k;WI
nlior. re'Vi he feed a lle. wVah
anyt1i 4 lett an Lhe tiugh. This wil
reure I ltMie ut lntion, but tle pigs will
t;luitr- one can affret 0to linger
mIlutues, once In a unty,
vS&'i''4 usuluate. Corn is hi6"
this season nti we Want to make the bee,
use or it. hJ1le best pot.ltry inen we know
begin to give extra Iced in $eptewber,
when iney mean to kill in stovemuer. 1hle
Thankagiving market is pretty sure to be
a good one, and brings ready cash. Tue
sntall potatoes Do led and imixcd with In
dian n.cal and hot water, niake an excel.
lent f-et lor turkeys and other poultry.
'ihis favors growth as welt as fattening.
The rauons 01 coin and other gnin, tin
ground, may be reserved to the last few
weeks. Turkeys should have their libert)
all tinough the extra tecuing. boune poul
trywen shut up iheir geese and ducks, but
we doubt the economy of this Method.
% ith a good fun, they will have a greater
Variety oi itod, and thrive beitter with al,
access to a pasturo with ponu or brook,
While they ae receiving full footi for mar
ket. All that the lattening aniinals wilt
eat Up Clean, is a g'ot rule for the last
nionta or leeding.
CARE OF 331oCM..--'A here is an old say
mg to the ef1ect that a woinan's houeekeep
Ing capacity can be told by the s'.ate ini
which her broom is kept. There are a
gi eat, n any housekeepers who alway a leave
their brooms standing where they were last
ued, and who let the same booiu do duty
icr parlor, kitchen and duor yard. Now
this is otaviouri) tau eLCoLi.,3). Our Ina
a io keep a sepiato broom 1er the parior,
the dining-room, sleeping-room ano
kitchen. When the lauter is too much
m orn for use in the house, scud it, to tu
barn; take the second best for the kitchen,
the broom from upstairs for the dining
room, the parlor broom for the chamberb,
and let the n'ew one be kept for the parior
and hall. Many servants have the habit
o leaunig heavily on the broomn when
stooping to pick up up articles while sweep.
ing; this results in Uent, and brolien splin
tels and a worthless broom. W hen a new
broom is purchasd, provide a way o
hanging it up in tais wise; With a smaU
ginbiet, boro a hole through the anule,
Iit.out an inch iom the top; draw in a
piece of suong waxed twine, long e-ough
Len tivd in a haid knot to forin. a 1o1p 3
-46MiEM o1j~r Jewlifem -- - . .
a citan, hot suus every %ct an uilt
quickly, they will last, twice u lo-g
I~rans n( iraton r~mthe horse,
It is also iojured b~y the anmmonia treei3
given oil form the stable-s even with the
gicalett. care. A little glycelinie milxto
with, the oii used in bhickmng will k1 e> tht
hanees Ih.ximie n.uen better than the on
alone. Mlof j t iparaions I or othrig hai
inebb (;Oiith giyCt-ratse anu( 0n to ( it, mjo.
of th.ir value.
SI1Amo y 0ting tiets may be easily cf
fccita ii taken mn time, by auiner prun
ing ann pinchir. A needles or imispiaced
shot 1, which iikht becomie a conspicuous
dlstoition if left to gbowv, is rubned off
with the thumti when an inch or two
iong. Branches which are running Ont
too long lire stopped by pinching otf the
ends. By these means a hanuiomie anti
mymnmeti'al head :s easily given to a
voung trie, if taken in imne.
T n new method of cutting tup the leaves
and Stemis of the cotto plant for feeding
l~urroses is likely to work a revolution ini
doutihern farning. The plant, mixtd with
the cot t( a seedl is C xcellent, for cattle and
shieep. .Not only niay the south thus be
able to nranulacture manure, bunt the pro.
dluction of cotton andl wool niay be made to
woik together and help each other.
A P:KaoE of rye miear a poultry.house is
very useful dutrmng the f all andl spring,and
s( mietinree in the winter. sa a lien pasture.
Ihe sowing of grain in theIr yards is also
an excellent plan. What is scratched out,
will be eaten tip clean, and plenty of
scr atching and ginecn food are what they
nced.
Tm test of good farming Is found In the
thoroughness with whIch every scrap of
manure Is cleaned from the barnyard; at
least twice a year, for the use ol' crops. A
considerable quantity of manure will aiccu
multate during the summier, and Is best, ap
plied as top-diesamg for such wheat Qr
rasieskos is to be plouughed next spring.
NLBuASK A has 100,000 1 eres of cultiva
ted timber land, all planted within the
last ten years, and1 mostly since the timber
claim Act was passedl. The Catalpa hard
andi soft maple are the favorite trees for
planting, though thie:e are niany groves
plantte to black walnut.
RE is gaining much favor as a soiling
crop for cattle, and it matkes a goodl hay
when cured. It may be sowed for feedl
mn April for nulch cows, andi the grou id
nmay tl.en be0 plowed and( planted to othber
crops.
BAnosN lnioi say!: "The only method
by which you can possibly advance atnd
(develop agriculture is by experimnts;that
is the only plan, for there Is no branch of
industry so completely built uip hy expe
riment as tigriculture."
Luss grain andc more grazing tend to a
better deeclopmitent of frame and1 muscle
than when corn is fed to hogs exclusIvely.
Bluild the frame first, and lay on the fat
afterward.
l'r is lamentable that o o w farms have
a supply of small fruitP. Many laiers
never hiavo~a berry of their own raising,
while the most hardt'ey frtit, the comnmoii
redl cheimy, is not at all plenty.
Ksur the, giopovines well trained to
trehrses of wood or wire; leave nio young
canes swinging about. The vIce ptishes
very rapidlly when the tendlrils have some.
thinog .to grasp. Do not harm the
leaves on young shoots.
A AixKn of radlish fifteen years o'd has
growtn freely on being planted.
.DOMERTIO.
HOME-MADE SAUoES.-Home-made
sauces help to keep the grocery bill
small, and they may be as appetizing
%nd even more so than anything we can
muy, if mude, with due thought. A
piqualt horse-radish sauceo is a good
elish with roast beef or with fish.
rake two tontspoonffuls of inade mustard,
,wo of white sugar, a little salt and vii
3gur, enough to make the sauce of the
proper quality; p ur this over a teacup
ul of grated hoise-radish root. Jlxcel
Lent tomato sauce is made by peeling
mnd cutting in small pieces a dozen
Large, ripe and juicy tomatoes; and six
Imall, green peppers and two medium
sized ouions; chop these very fine, stir
in a coffee-cupful of vinegar, two or
three tablespoonfuls of brown sugar, a
liepping teaspoonful of salt (more if your
baste demands it), a teaspoonful each of
Xlnr cloves, allspice and cinnamon;
e toiwatoesand - all the ingredi.
ugar and vinegar for an hour
i4i a half 'lowly. add sugar and vine
aw fAte minutes before taking from the
Ire. other tomato sauce Is made of
apeck of ripe:tomptioes two onions,
Sa Iozen r'Ullpy6, lalf a pint of
ialt, tr tablespoonfuls of black pepper,
iwo of "'hace, two of ginger and two of
dlapieo and cloves mixed. Out the to
atoes and onions in pieces and boiL for
wo hours; when cold stir in a pint of
rinegar. This is a sour sauce, and it
keeps well. Then there are delicious
oatsups of tomatoes and of cucumbers;
these are a little more trouble to make,
as they must be strained id earefully
bottled, but they are so satisfactory
that t'e trouble does not count for
much, after all.
EvirynoDY should send 25 cents- to
Strawbridgo & Clothier and receive their
Pash/on Quarterly for six months.
Nearly 1000 illustraions and four pages
of new music in each issue.
IT is well for the inexperienced pickle
maker to be told that there is just as
great difference in green tomatoes as
there is in anything else. To insure
crisp and fine flavored green tomat<
pickles, it is necessary to start with fine
grained, firm tomatoes, and the half
grown ones are best. They are not s<
juicy, and the slices look and are really
more compact. They keep their shape
better, too. Aa.other point to be noted
in pickle making is that in order to bave
good cucumber pickles that will keep
well, they must be fresh when you be
gin the piCking process, If kept foi
two or three days they become soft, aud
it is almost impossible to succeod with
them.
Gratitude Inexpressible.
PA'ITERsON, N. J., May 13. 1881.
H. H-. WARNER & Co.: Sr8-I canno
use language expressive enough. to convey
my appreciation of the value of your 8afe
Kidney and Liver Cure in all diseases of
the kidneys, liver and urinary organs. I
never lose an opportunity to recommend
it highly. W.V. RADCLIFF.
CURRANT JELLY 'OMELET.-.eat si]
eggs together, and add three tablespoon.
fuls of fresh milk and a sprinkle of salt.
JVut a picoe of butter as large as a wal.
but not brown it. 'urn iii '11;41 m1?t it,
Vlmiturean mlet it be , t
,ur ua ner4Ag t'ablespoonful o1
currant jelly on top of it, in the mitle
and tun oach side of the omelet, on
over the other, lotring the jelly melt a<
as to ruin out a little', and brown thea
edgesO. Put a smnall heated platter ove1
the spider with the loft hand., anad witl
a jerk of the right haind turn it quickl.)
upionl thle liatter. Serve at oncee ai
lamvya the r at of the mixture cooket
wvhule thei first one is eaten.
For diyslpcpsia, intigestion, dlepression
of spirits and general dIeiility, In their ra
rious forms; also as a preventive against
fever and aague and other mtlermaittout
fevers, the "Ferro..Phosphorated 10:ixir ol
Calisaya' made by Cawell, Hanzard & Co,
New York, sold by all Druiggiste, as the
best tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever or other sickness, it has nc
equal.
SPINACH A LA CEEAME.---ick OvOY anfl
wash the spinwehi, and cut the leavea
from the stalks. Boil in hot water,
little salted, about twenty miniutes
Drain, put in a woonen tray or upon
boai d; chop very fine, and rutb throngh
a colander. Put into at saucepan; stii
until it begins to smoke throughout,
Add twvo tablespoonfuls of butter for r
good-sized dish, a toaspooniful of wvhite
sugar, three tablespoonfuls of milk, sail
and pepper to liking. Boat, as it heats,
with a ailvor fork or wire spoon. Flavoi
with a little nutmeg, (Cook thus unti
it begins to bubble up ats you hecat it,
Pour into s deep dish, surround witl
sliced egg, and serve.
Thousandls upon thotisands of bottles of
Carbolilae, a deodorizedl extract of petro
leumn, have been sold, and from all over
the land comes one univorsal cry, "(lar
boline, as now itaproved and p3rfected, is
the best hair restorer ever used.'' Bold
by all druggists.
A rnwrm wail-pocket or sort of hang.
inig-bassket is misle of a common fan, not
a eeoaed Japanese fana, but one that
spreads. Take Out the wire that holds
the sticks together at the handle, then
spread the fan and fasten the two outer
sticks together, then wind a piceo of
u~ire around the sticks at the bottom,
tie a ribbon over this, and make a bow
with short ends. The handle by wIch
the pocket is to hang is of ribbon, all of
the some width and color as the other,
and is fastened at each side of the pock
at with a small bow.'
Alien's irin Food.
(hires I'ervouis D)ebility and Weakness
of Generative Organs, $1 all drugiagists.
Send for circular. Alen's Pharmacy,
313 First av. N4. Y.
A TARTEFUA way to arrange the nar
r'ow curtains at each side of a hall door
is to maiko the~m of muslIn or of lace;
gather them at the top and bottom;
have the muslin full. Abont midway
ba tween the top and bottom tie a rib
bon1 arouind the muslin, make a prett~y
liow and let it come next to the glass.
Tie the ribbon so close that the musin
wvill be dIrawn In at the centre; hot the
rmsiii hang loosely and graceifully, not
mn stiff flds. 'If there are no other
windows in the hall, plenty of light wvill
be admitte~by this arrangenmnt, Dot
Lcd muslin is preferred to plain.
Dr. Kline's Gireat Nerve Roestorer Is the
nmrval of the age fo.r all nerve dansa. All
lt stepped free. Send to 931 Arch Btreet.
Philadelpiaa Pa.
CLEANING Minnons,.-If you clean
your mirror with a soft paper instead
of a cloth, time and troublle will both
he siaved, sas there will be no lint and
th h i5 will h av a bett+r polis.
HUMOROUS.
''AND nOw, in conclusion." said W.
liam Penn "for time flies and money is
twelve per cent.. I'll tell thee what I'll
do with thee. We didn't come here to
rob thee, but if thee has any land thee
wants to soll, I'll make thee an oefor as
square as a horso trade. I don't care to
buy anyhow, and I don't want to beat
tiee-out,of a foot of ground, but if thee
is anxious to sell, I'll give, right here,
Oash and goods right down on the coun
ter, five hundred.dollars for the State of
renusylvauia, with all the dips, spurs,
angles, leads, sinuosities, stock, good
will, fixturesi subscription and mailing
list, aud all the appirtenances thereun
to appertaining,. be the same more or
less, and you can take it or leave it,"
**"Example is better than precept.~
It is well xnosln that dyopepsia, bilious
attacks, headache and many other illi can
only be cured by removing their cause.
Kidney-Wort has been proved to be the
most effectual remedy for these, and for
hablual costiveness, which so aftIicLs
mu0ilons bf the American people.
MWF'or fivo cents, We ,Rcardson&
Co., Burlington, V t., w 11 send colored
samples of all colors of Diarnoud Dyes,
with Directions.
A TRACnan in a suburban school was
giving her class an object lesson a few
days ago and drew a cat on the black
board for its inspection. She then
asked what there was on the cat. and
the unanimous reply was "hair." "What
elso ?" she queried. There was a long
pause of consideration, but finally the
hand of a bright-eyed little 5-year-old
shot up anti almost simultaneously came
her triumphant answer: "Floas I"
Otange of Mind.
I declined to insert your advertisement
of Hop Bitters last year, because I then
thought they might not be promotive of
the cause of Temperance, but find they
are, and a very valuable medicine, myself
and wife having been greatly benefitted by
them, and I take great pleasure in making
them known.
ION. JOhIN SEAMAN,
Editor Hiomo Sentinct, Afton, N. Y.
Two views of the matter: An Irish
man tried to shoot a little chipping bird
with an old Queen Aune musket. He
fired. The bird, with a obirrup or two.
flew away unconcerned in the foreground,
and Pat was swiftly and noiselessly laid
on his spine in the background. Pick
ing himself up and shaking his fist at
the bird, he exclaimed, "Bie jabers, ye
wouldn't a chirruped if yo'd been at
this end of the gun I"
*Dn. S. B. BITTAIN says: "As a rule
physicians do not, by their professional
methods build up the female constitution,
while they seldom cure the diseases to
which it Is always liable in our variable
chmato and under our imperfect civiliza
tion. Special remedies are often req-iired
to restore organic harmony and strengthen
the enfeebled powers of womanhood; and
for most ot these we are indebted to per
sons Outaide of the medical profession.
Among the very best of these remedies I
assign a prominent place to Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkhani's Vegetable Compound."
cuiarr'- you delivi- that mnessage ad I
gave it to you ?" anikod an Austin gen.
tleman of his stupid servant. "'I (lid de
best I couldl, 1b0 a." "You did the bo-t
you could, did you ?" imitating his
voice nnd look. "So you did the best
you could(. If I hiu known that I wans
seniniig a donkey I would have gone'
myself."
AN EXTRAO~RDINARtY CASE.
Auerts, TtxAs, Februiary 20, 181
To Mr. ,T. W. oraham, Druggist:
Dear Sir-My case was an acute form of nronchitis,
and was of one and a half year'a duration. I em
ployed the best anedicai aid possible, but failed
rapidly, until the doctora sasid I would die-that my
case was inicurableo. Thrown up~on mny own resou rces,
I got a bottle of DRi. wM. ilALLr's BALSAMl FOiR
THE LUNo.'i and in aix hours felt a decided relief.
in three days the cough almost disappeared, Now
that rmy chances of life are good for mmany years. I
earnestly recommend the above to every suafferer of
throat or iung disecaso. C. 0. L.ATJHioP.
AN impatient customer: One day to
ward nightfall, and~ ini uncertaini light, a
mani b)ougiht an overcoat of pretended
p .lum-color, Thme next morming it priovoaI
to b~e of a quito too unmittakable gre-n.
Returning to the shopkeepe'r, that
worthy recgarded the buye~r calmly and
said; "'You must have at little pationcee
with it, my doar air; it isn't ripe yet."
C. C. S9irAyvii, 103 Prince street, Now
York, the wol i'knowii wholesale mnanufac
tirer of sealskin sacks, dholmfanis and fur..
lined circul~ars, offera good(s at retail.
This ifforcs a spiendlid opportunlty to
order direct fromu headquaruters, and save
thn proflts of tbce middlemen. Ladies are
cure of gettimg reliable furs, and faily
twenty-five per cent. cheaper tan retail
ers' prices.
IT 15 said you can tell when it is go
ing to be a hard wvinter by t1,e thickness
of the husks on the corn. Editors ar-.
rive at similar conclusions by the
amount of pottry that flows into the
office at this season of 'he year. From
indications at the present moment we
predict that overcoats and arctics will
be needed before January first.
Unmwro N, PA., Sept. 29th, 1882.
Dui. J. B MAYan har ,Sir:-l wIll
state 1.0 you that 1 am all right., andl hiave
not worn the supIport since the 8!.h of July,
and~lssnce then have been hard ait work on
a farm. There is no pain .oir sor'-ness about
me ni or hiias there been since.
Yours Rlespectifully.
G. L. SufvAn-rz.
"You don't care very much about
music. Why do you wish so very much
to have me compose an entirely now air
for you to whistle ?" alskted a nmisician
of his friend. And the latter replied:
"By Jove, I want something to whistle
which that confounided jay in the next
room to mine don't know, and, thert,
fore, can't join in on and spoil all my
fun."
Don't. fail to read the twenty dollar Mew
!ng Mac'hine adlverlisement of C. A. Wood
& Cc,, then sendl for a circular.
NOT so bad for an "olti chiapplie."
First old chappio-"Thuink we've time
for a cigarette, old chnappio ?" Second
old chappie-"W~ell, old' chupple, con
sidoring fthirty yearn are supposed to
elapse between the last act and the
next, I think we have I"
.MAoGIE's baby: Some time ago a very
innocent young lady patid a visit to a
lady triend, who, a few daiys before, had
presented her good man wiih a son,
Shte h~ad, of coureo, to see the baby,
Atter looking hard1 at the little stranger
some time she remarked: "Dear me,
Manda ow snbnt., it is."*
BRE TEA CAXEs.-Re 09a Rkes or
breakfast cakes are made of one pint of
sweet milk, two e is, o t4bleapooiful
of browni sugar, half h teaspoouful of
salt; stir in this enouglyi flour to make a
batter a1out like gridale-cake batter
(ryo 11 aur sifted is to be used). Bake
in well-buttereUt em Jpails for half an
hour. If the cook prefers to do so, she
can 'soe part rye and part wlicat flour.
HAMBUBO OnEA.-Jtir togrother the
ried aLd juice of two large lemons auid
one cup of sugar, add the well-beaten
yolks of eight eggs; ptall in a tin pail
and set in a pot of boiling water (it you
have no double boiler); stir for three
minutes, take from the fire, ad( the
well-beaten whites of the eggs, and
serve when cold in cnstard glasses.
WaeN about to brqil fishi it Nt a good
plan to grease the gridiron well withl a
little lard. You will not be, troubled
then by havig about half the fish stick
ing to the gridiron when you attempt to
remove it to the platter.
I you iviset to clopn your spice mill
you will find that . grindiig a handful
of raw rice through i tis can be accorn
plisltbd." Tie pa ti les of spice and
pepper or of coffee il not adhere to it
aftel; this rice in gra d through it.
ANAKESIS
Dr. S. Silsbee's External Pile emedy
Gives instant relief and Is an infaible
CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILESe
Soed b sru tearywhere. Price1 OlOper box
n alio u rers,byl.Noustacdier & Co., iox 9%
ew York City. solmaAnufturersof "Anakaat.'
IS A SURE CURE
for all diseases of the Kidneys and
- LIVER --
It has speeoifl acin on this most important
organ, enabling it to throw off torpiditymid
inaction, stimulating the healthy seorotion of
the Bilo, and by keeping tho bowels in freo
condition, ofbooting its rogular discharge.
M alaria. _i*"a*a"ab",saf ,
are bilious, dyspeptio, or constipated, Kidney.
Wort will surely roliovo and quickly ouro.
In the Spring to oleansothe System, overy
one should take a thorough course of it.
It- SOLD BY DRUCOISTS. Prico $I.
0OSTETT1
STOMBATED
The trute anit tote to (te effrets or mt!tialma is
>nel of thet ituott itpilarit remetrttles of ant age of suc
temandi' whterever' on tis (cotitnn lever and
aue exist~a A waieig as-tui tI ce tmes a da Is
thcbst p'oilbile prear:ative for eCounttin'tg at
matlariusalitsphere. regulating the liver, atid
utvagoraln it hle at tmatch.
For sale by all DrIuygists andl Dealers generally.
IT CURES
00 4* '&
flOUGH4 e m
&AND
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B. E.E~LLER s & CO.
-PTSBURGH. PA,
The Ilad 111:tl W~or tlhless.
are niever heled111( Itr conterfe'trif- is is
especially trite of aL fany nietheIne~ and it is
positive proif tha te rleedy lIimitater Is of the
tighei.t value. As soon as It htad been tested
atid proved by the0 whole worldl that liuep flitters
wasI the pure'st, best and 119 VIno taabe fauiy
meicline oin eart.1, manyt1'111 libt Ions sptrtung up
and1( began to steal the nou:lies in whtichl thie press
and1( thle people of, hei coutry had expressed 1the
mitts of 11. BI., andI Int every way tryIng to in
itiLceisufiering li lids t0ao thieir Ptmlli Instead,
expectlng to make money on the credit and good
mnm of II.. H. Mtiay others startedl nositrumtnP
pttit up In sllar slyle to II. B., with variously
clevisedI taites It whIch the wordi " flop," or
" 1ops" were used it a way to induce people
to belIeve lhey were the samte as Ihop Bitters.
All Aucht plretendcedl remdiebs or cures, no muatter
whlat theIr style or ntamo is, ttntl e pteclally those
with tate wotrd " hop 'or "Iliops" in their nanme
er in any way comticeted wIth them or their niame,
are initatitits or enntleit1. ikavare or them.
Tlouch nonte of themt. thi0c10 nong butt geniIne
Hop Ittler'., wth a bunch or cluister of greent
hiops ont thIe while labiel. 'Tritst nlothtitg else.
Drauggists and deni "s tare warned tagalnst dealing
In Imillat 10ons or cA 1unterfelli.
NEW YORI. SUNLUGH1
AND_
-11I In i nry lto e' (at 'iemnn,1iu. Addi 'iu
SluP'~~RW FHSS
v'isane Peresns e orea
DRKLINE'BG [EAr
AIa~t & i vFVE RES~ R fi
JAL LI'r~ If tattken as il Irected. No A itse1te
rsi'tdatl S use. T1realise ai $2 trial bottiefreeto
. 4ptienIs,thte paying cpr('ige. etnd name
A rch st. h i~elpigtd, ptncvdroi4
Oss
'rboe tanewosring ant atlvertisegeen
will ensir Ii faSVOr 11105 pon tes e veys ga'
isac lte senibliave 1y lsatense ttat they
saw she. l5(vert~Ifitamens is jousrnas
nawlnsag pape )P
WATEnMEinON groweris in the South
estimate that if the comet had put in an
appearance a month earlier, they would
have had several thousand more melons
for the market. it seems that the class
of people who acquire their watermelons
on a dark night are superstitiqus about
comets.
A Dead bhot
may be taken at liver and billons disorders
with Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Pleasant kPurga
tive Pellets." Mild yet certain In opera.
tion; and there is none ot the-reactiou con
sequent upon taking severe and drastic
cathartics. By druggists.
Ax Indian epigram: Old Chief Poco
tello, now at the Fort Hall agency, In
answer to an inquiry relative to the true
Uhristian character of a former Indian
agent at that place, gave in very terse
language the most accurate description
of a hypocrite that was ever given to the
public: "Ugh I too much God and no
flour."
"Wonian and ner DJsoan#s"
Is the title of an interesting treatise (96
pages) sent. post-paid, for three stamps.
Address "World's Dispensary Medical As.
sociation, Buffalo, N. Y."
Gnx. GnAN' has cast aside th e Havana
cigars and now smokes those made from
tobacco raised in Mexico. He wrote tc
Senor Romero, the Mexican Minister,
the other day, extolling the weed of the
continent as more fragrant than that
brought from Ciba. Connecticut to
bacco growers will now inanufacturt
Mexican instead of Cuban cigars.
Young men or middle aged ones, suffer
ing from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses should s'nd three stamps for
Part VI[ of World's Dispensary Dime
Berles of books. Address "World's
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
N. 1.
IT's too provoking. After all the
thousands it has cost the government
and the great amount of costs and time
ai'd one thing and another, this Stai
Route prosecution hasn't yet settled the
question whether we should say "star
rout" or "star root.." It begins to look
as though we never would know."
"Yes," said Burkenstein, "I came
pretty near doing a mean thing to-day.
I bad a counterfeit half, and I was about
to give it to a poor blhnd begger whc
asked for alms, but I rosisted teio temp
tation and g't an old apple-wonian to
cha1ng it by buying five conts' worth of
fruit !"
*"One man's meat is another man's
poison." Kidnev-Wort expels the poison
ous liimors. The first thing to do in the
Spring is to clean the house. For inter.
nal cleansing and renovating, no other
medicine is equal to Kidney-Wort. Ia
either dry or liquid form it cures headache,
bilious attacks constipation and deranged
kidneys.
W"'wenty-four beautiful colors of the
Diamond Dyes for Bilk, Wool, cotton,
&c., 10 cts. A child can use with perfect
success.
SrE Bnuiled it: Jean (wakening Tam
at the dead of night): "Oh. div yo feel
tlhe smell 0' the gas ? Are ye aburo y<
junp~".2i m).."Sh.n ro, wummna,]
got a big blister Oil mny thoomnb ?"
Ecosonr: W'ouldn't it he0 a joke oli
Miss Emily F'uithfull, wvho has comed
ovrfrom England to lecture Americane
on their extravagrance, if she met withi
ain empty tall, with cards 1u1p0n the seatr
stating, "W e could not alford to come?'
BAv Crry, Mwni., Feb. 3, 1830.
1 think it, miy dluty to sendl you a mccom
mend for the benefit of any person wishing
to know whether flop Bitters are good or
not. I know they are good for general de
biity anui indli)estIion; strengthen tihe ner
vous~ sytem and miake new life. I rccami
me1Lnd my patients to use them.
]NDImnUAn ma5iimlcancee: A mani
never re'aliz~es the littleness of his owni
ail~ilities so much as when, after blacking
his own boots. lie is greeted by the first
boy3 lie meets with the customairy
''Shine ?"
Tioo illiberal: Whlen Closephist died
his discnsoflOlatc widow mioaned~ through
her tears: ''Well, there is one0 thing.
,Tohln never gave we a cross word.'
obliNer anything elso that, he wasn't
oblige to," urmured .Fogg.
TliuutLure Cuar.
rmuoiixvmumx, PA., August 20th, 1882.
Did J. B. AY5va. 831 Ar.4h 8tr set, Phu
lade'lpina- Dcar Sir:--I have been up
turmed very bad ly, it gave mec a Qrdat dteal
oif t ronhle ando very severe pain, so that I
was confined to my bed. I receIved your
treaitmen~t for runtuire in Deem~er 1880,
and thme fo~lowiig Mar2h 1881 1 left my
sni'port oif aind fecl Sotmnd to day.
Yours truly, F. B. ilossurrjn.
Tria latest conundrum is, "Would youl
rat her ride a bicycle or ai bi-centocnial?"
'The man was killed who first piropoun
dod thme conundrum and the answer died
with him.
Fon SALE-The tnrge~t us50 lby the
Animeia rill team. It is slightly in
jured by exlpr sure to thle weather, but
otherwise ais good as new.
Quiec, compiete cure urinary afrootIons
aniartinig, frequent or difiut urination, kid-.
noy diseasos. *1 at dru gjtists. 'rop sid by
express, *1.25, 0 for $5. E, 8. WJasL, Jeisey
Oiay, 14. J.
DowN in Toxas a man will marr'y a1
womain on a day's acquaintance which
is one reason wvhy divorce lawyer's al
ways do wcll ini that State.
25c buys a panir of Lv'n's 1'ter [ecl
Stilleners, makes a boot or shoe last twice
mas long.
Foon.-A good complexionl never
goos with a bad diet. Strong coffee,
hot broad and butter, heated grease,
highly spiced souips, meats or game, hot
drinks, alcoholic liquors, fat ruears, are
all damaging to its beauty. Strong tea
uscad daily will alter a timo give tile skini
the color and appearance of leather.
Coffee affects the skin loss, but tne
norves more, and a healthy nervous
system is necessary to beauty,
BAnRLEY tATSn. -Add two ounces of
pearl barley to half a pint of' boihung wa
ter; lot simmer for five minutes, drain,
and add two quarts of boiligg water;
add twvo Ounlces of sliced figs anid twvo
ounces of stonad raifins; boil until re
dlucod to a quart; strain t n drink.
This 15 very nutrit ious for an invalid,
'TrNx slides of broad dipped in toma
to sanoe tgud Uien frioedu i uitter until
they are brown, take the place of an
omelet. This is a goaxl way to utilize
stale bennel
MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS.
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LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEQI.ETABLE COMPOUND,
Is II Cure
fter all thoso, Patntil complaitst and Weaknesses
suecommon toour beat ftimulo populutionl.
It will Cure entirely the worst form of Fonmlo cony'
plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulee.
tion, Falling and IDisplacemnents, and the consequent
Int.I Weakness, and is particularly udapted to thi
Change of Life.
It will dissolve and expel tumiore from the uterus In
an early stage of development. The tendeney to can.
orous humoers there ischecked very speedily by its use,
It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys aln CrarI
for stuinulante, And relieves weakness of 0ho stonta-.
It eures Blloating, Ileataches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, Blooplosiness, Depression and Indl
'At feeling at hearing down, causing pain, weighst
andi bxekachte, is Always pernianently cured by Ito uso,
1t will at all Mime And uinder All eircumnstances act fin
fharintny with the laws Ithat govern t hto teniato systern.
For the cure of Kidney Coulalute of Wither sex tis
Caonone is unsurpased.
LYDIA E. P"INKHIAM'S VEGETABLE CO.M.
POUNID Is Iprurd at 2= anel 23v Western Avenue,
Lynn,UMas. I'riceo$1. Fixbottles for $5. Sentibyci ail
In the formn of pillo, also fin the formn of lozenges, on
i oevil4t of prie, $1 por box fop oft her. 3Mrs.1 likhain
freely answers all Itiers o mntry. Send for paIl
let. Addressanoabove. Menfon t/itsixtper.
So farntly should be without LYDIA E. PINKI'lAM'8
LIVEli P111b2. Thiey cure constipation, biliousnies
and torpidity of the liver. 24 eents per box.
SMoldj liv niil lOrnigarsa oil
c FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF A
*CONSTIPATIONI..
E
- o othor diseaso Is too prevalent in this coun. M
"'try as Constipation, and no romody has ever V
E equalled the colobrated ]Kidney- rtaa
Eurs. whatevert tecause~towever obstinato V'S
O6the Caso, this remeudy will overcomtoit. &.
I A THIS distrosning com
P I L % a plaint in very apt to be
SComplicated with constipation. Kidney-Wort
+01trengthens the weakened parts and quickly fa
cares allkidnds of Plesq ovan when physicians
II land medieies have before failed. C
j2- Wrif youhaivo either of theso troublesC
ff PRICE 8s1. USDru gists Sell
R~T usinfalling and infall.
ble in Cnring Eplilelptid
Fits, spaenns. (Jonvul
S OURE AND along, at. Vitus Dance.
Alcohollisn Ophum N a,
Ing, Scroula Sr al
Nervous anti Blood Dis
castes. To Glergyrni
LaersitLiternry leon
Ladies anA all .whov
Fodontary empll,)oyme
causea3; Nervous Prnostra
lion, IrnegarlArities c
tho blood, stomnacl
bowels or Kidneoys, ti
who require a norv,
. tonlio, appebtizer r
titnulant. 8AIM A1
1%A 0VIIV11 '"
Ne se G oive urhehp
leat wsro sth ielyr thorst foewhe of iretnade rn
meit' aolld tovra 1: ttStroleet. P laationphand e
tionn abling nd ia hch etsnl nd f cue
"It ildaohe an expelo tumors fron thea u dtenusfi
an frlynd Youro of deehmenr Te ofdae onuan.s
Ncos. hu.-Ths thred Is e k fr sedlf. by ino
bot removel antstess t ukepca. Wcsto kn int iz
forstielanurs Cntlies .n.anes ofl beak mup~
t ures cotingwenty-hour horvou. Protatio,o
Ge01tne ebltr, Shlteolphi:a. Deendstinaamp or o
'otftetimnag of eaie frown promingn puraiwegh
harnssy it th lws ha gorah ina femnaoths.
and te cei of aKite uotiontds f eithrs.x TIsts
BC.pom isaneil l Wcosi.
LCures Cosu.in CoJ(IA'ld PnOeuAnn CIn.
lnenzn, I) sJronchil atD3 i 'ti estelrn Aenuet
Lyim s s.n ,rc $1 fits ttes frou fi , e at b a si
Ogan.t It thsrie 11cu anoy henitheBa l'cinbrlam
ofrely ans, allated01 and ssiSnd or t)iu
lieasie ass arove (ts theni h/t aenan
flo fasnlshonuio bs wlnot LIcune. anIndyA
LIIA L LSAhe wure cure ypato , jseve:
a URoiitt ftE liv uaer ed~ iso bo.. ai
E U FO TETU*Cerad PEM Nnte UREeF
L oaolidigas Ea sinu alet In hi cop.
Forebuand th Wadlobrth ?Chdokeor as a
Elumrenn WEaorehuoaistGunrosnatd Pii
t Mo moasothipromdy ~gish oan rAmoean mks
AH kind Lf' 8 ur pglan 5istnents ander
ole npurod y >wratncad pOtmmankericly.
Senr-ent alampd fr PricaoList h picta
a n eIes oug boyrup fates d.*
UIse SInt. Rod bydruitist. S
--enTis s.Sfinger $2 ifs
WihS Iato t tnsehme nsulc
Wnrntelsiet. S~t unnDimes
Anlcelt, tras-plan wh n ealed
isPy nse tsfsan sassi iet
Red vtou6s: ecan ini s
L~eae Lter.2ny sris
wih i3stolsranis Bskals$
J a .wi t tesm nial l ree .,,
euiss.n7Thrd ahenslecns
The oly Tuss tat cn hewn o w ith ase night
and ay.Ohn ecet 1mrovmen retis at inapo
siinune h evr.t stsran. a azs i in
t ie 'I rvsls Co.ie20 n nsss8s-snE
$ - ToR FAgentS. tte
Adief.s Gn' AgonI~e,1Oai itlEClSteet.YO
Nhap vuer on Isok am for a Nip. ao
arTwAents."yossar Itw "pnzzless and i A ossut orp
uAENT nir 55 i)ses,, i tI tsI sesisgs
lM'oribi I rh i ea.c -lit -lsi un t f nl e
iONGM le.~T
RADWAY'S
READY RELIEF
rhe Citeap,4t and Ieat Kedfenie for
noasrily Use In sMae World.
CURES AND PRVENTB
DysnteryDiarrbwa,
Ch1lra Morbusp
Fever and Ague.
Rhenunatism,
Neu al a,
Diptheria,
Sore Throat,J
Difficult Breathing.
Bowel Complaints,
Looseness, Diarrheea Cholera blorbus or Painful
ischarges Iroim the liowels are stopped in 16 or
2 itnutes by taking tadway's Ready Relief. No:
oungeut Ion or ilatnitmation, no weakness or lassi
tude, will follow the use of the I?- R. itllot.
IT WAS THE FIRST AND 18
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY.
That ustant ly stops the most excruciating pains,
allays tiitlatinalIons, and cures Congestions,
wtietier of Lte L.ungs, Htonisch Bowels or other
glands or organs, by one applieation.
-IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES.
No matter how y - crucIting.the pati,
the litheuntatice, Bed-rqddenl le'di.
Nervous, Neul ostrate with il1lUl.....i
may 8tutier, RALiWAt RrADY. REAEa *U1
allord latalt ease
INFLA MMA'i'lON OF THE IITDNEYS, -
IN 1PLAtIMATION OF THE BLADDER,
INFLAWM&TION OF T' 11H BOWELS,
CONOG tSTION OF THE LUNGS,
PA LPITATION OT1 TIlE IIHAltT,
HlYSTEItlCS, CItOUP, CATARRH,
HERADACH E, TOOT'IiACIIE,
COLI) CRILLS, AGUE CHILIS,
NERVOUSNESS AND SLEEPLESSNESS.
The application of the Ready Relief to the part
or parts where the paIn or difficulty exists will
al-ord Case and colfort.
T'itdrly or sixty drops in half a tumbler of water
will in a few iinutes cure Cramps, Sprains,
lourtoiacih, tteartburn, hick Ileadache, Diar
rhoa, Dysentery, Colic, Intd In the Bowels, and
all Internal Pains.
Travelers shold always carry a bottle of Rad
WILy's ReaIt ielief With thOm. A few drops in
water will prevent sickness or pains from change
of water. It Is helter than French Brandy or Bit
tera as a stiiulauL
IM7AL ARI.A
IN IT'S VA11IUS FORLMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEV ER AND AGUE cured for 50 Wte. There is
not a renllatIil agent in this world that will cure
Fever ai01 Ague, alnd other Malarious, Blillous
Scarlet, ',hold Yellow and1 other fevers (alied
'y Itd .%'AYS h LLS)so quickly as IIADWAY'S
REA)Y IFIElF.
Fitty C!ents Per IOttle.
DR. RADWAY'S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent.
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
For the cure of Chronic Disease,
Scrofula or Syphilitic, Heroditary or
contagious.
Chronte 1heumatisni, Scrofula, (Ilandular, Swel
-tin, lglackilig Dry Cough, Canlcerous Alfections,
syjdaiiitic 01 Complts, bleedIng of thle L'unga lDys.
pula, Water llradh, l'ie D~olreux, WVlute Swell
Iin , fu1, rs, Ulcers, 8km anl 111p Diseases,
Liver Complainta
Not only doesR the Sarsapari11ian Resolvent ex.
cel all rellnedhltl agents in- tihe 'ure of CaonIic
Sorofulous, Constitutional an~d bk-in Diseases, but
it Is a pcetive cnure for
Kidney and Bladder Complaints,
Urinary and Womb Iseaases, Gravel, Diabetes
lDropsy, Stoppage of Water, Inlcontinlene oI
Uriue, liright's Dilsease, Aiibuminria, and~ in alt
cases where there are brick-dust dIl~etits, or tihe
twater is thick, Clondiy, mnixedi with aabsttitces lko
the whtite of an egg, or treads likec Wite sIlk, or
thlere Is a mlorb)ed, dlark, bilious aJ tpeailiance antl
Witle bone-dust, dleposits, ailid w Ilen tere is a
prickting, burninig sensatIon whten passint water,
sind pain3 in tile sm~all of the back amid nt'~ tihe
loins Sold by druggists. PRIICE, ONE 101
LAlt.
One bottle contains more of the active prinol
,les of Medicines thlan anty othecr Preparation,
akeni in teatspisfti doses, while others requiro
Ove or six tInes as much.
RAD WAY'S
Regulating Pills !
Porfect, Purgativo. Sonthing A p ri
ents, Act without Pain Ai waya
Reliable and 19 atural.
in Oporation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FORl
OALOMEL,
Perfeotly tasteless, elegantly confted with sweet
purge, regulate, pulrify, cilanse andt strong
IIAnwA '' PILIas for tile cure of all (distorders of
the Stomach. Liver, ilowels, Kidnleyl itlatieur,
Nervous D'seases I.o'n of AilpetliIi Ileadacheo
sia, Eltousness, ieever, 1nflaimtuatio~n of tihe
Bowels, Iles, and11 tal d~ran gemiet s oIf tile liter
l Visceral Putrely vegetlabie, cont1.11 aig 1111 mer
tiryr, Iuiinerals, or del-eterloutIrulllgs.
.E 1F tbservc th1e followig symtom~llS resut inig
ltn lihseases of tile itigestive (rgns; CoIllaa
tiont, iward Piles, Fllness of 111l10d ill tile
Ileadl, Aelitii of til SitOfIach, Nausiea, Hieartbutrin
Disgust of Iocttl itless or Weightt ill tile Sto.
the crt. Chiit 01gall ili ig ttii W 11
iln a lyi i potstulre, IlinneI s of V iln, D~ots or
Web~s bore tile higit,. Fever anld chill Paml it the
Head, D~eiicielncy oh P'ersltirattioni. Veliowness of
tile 8kin, andt kyes, Pamlt mI the 8i1te Clet
itnt, and Sudden Ftitshles of Heat, Burning in
A few (loses of RA~lWAY'S P1LL*r will free the
mystemt fronm all the above-namled disorders.
BOLD BY D)RUGGIST35.
Price. 21 Centts Per uuon,
REAu "FALSE AND TRUE."
Sea'! a letter stamn to RA DWAY & CO. No. 8
Warren, ('or. Cimur i St., No,r York.
Iviformnation worth thlousanis will be som
To itbe Ptsbite.
He sure andu ask for IRAnWAy's. snd' see that the
namle "RIAIway" ia on whlat you'l btuy,
pAGENTS WANTED FOR THE
ZECTOIAL
F~mbranns full and atuhnta accounts of ever na
uittyft1, rise an tailof tin ile Itf (lo a
naesth iddle aget,, the cruendeln. tihefeudaj
tyier. tii lei r~t ,iol ethe dliscovery and 'uettlemenat
Icontains O7* fl'' hiltoride r vin~gs, and is
Ithe most comle~lte History of iho orld ever pub.
hi-tu. alu fr Frecnmen pages and extra term to
N A rroNAr. Pu~nrsrrse Co.. PhIladelphia. PA,
t'thinstet e f p'lileA DE!fjil
tet other companies retail fot
$10. All Macineos warranlted tor
years, s''ud for Ilhastrated CIr.
cular anld Tlestimoedas. Address
CHA RLES A. WOOJ A C0O '
017EV .'oeth t., sop~
nsnth heren i to ati11 I t~f'
Manin avobr.h rrce. J I1Oik it Ali cf
ny u gror.o0to FlA,x 'nen n Iv i hi 10unt
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