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AOR100IURBE. EARLY FA'RBEING O a NIMALO. -It 1s quite as aanportaut to nLaten unu market, ecouoinio.Ally the aninal protducts of the larn as it is to raise heiu. A Jiuuud v: ' beef, pork or poultry can be made iuac cheaper in Bopteutiuer and Vutobuer tLaauu later in the SeAOn, Wnen a lai ge part u the rAtIous. iut go to k4ueP up aua..A hat. Thiee is no aluignvu.-anu in lay . iu. lat Uj)up An antiiuna iwtie Ia t lAs t uuoI uite out of yAOVU lIVho t IVou la thesia jiUs es. inhe tUitaurEo. in tuv latter par. sumnnr aUnt early atuiun is in :avow 01 the beet use Oe UI nLLU latreutg arUcice -of feed, whue tWere is enough of green food to sharpen the appetite and keep up good digesuon. We have found greeu corntalis, eapeollly sweet corn, an ex ceiuit article in the mtj, to ou Led in con nection l4 cora orn t40 cob atU Cornweat' andi oiie rat.wws. W44i90 .me e porxI1it ore rapidly. k;WI nlior. re'Vi he feed a lle. wVah anyt1i 4 lett an Lhe tiugh. This wil reure I ltMie ut lntion, but tle pigs will t;luitr- one can affret 0to linger mIlutues, once In a unty, vS&'i''4 usuluate. Corn is hi6" this season nti we Want to make the bee, use or it. hJ1le best pot.ltry inen we know begin to give extra Iced in $eptewber, when iney mean to kill in stovemuer. 1hle Thankagiving market is pretty sure to be a good one, and brings ready cash. Tue sntall potatoes Do led and imixcd with In dian n.cal and hot water, niake an excel. lent f-et lor turkeys and other poultry. 'ihis favors growth as welt as fattening. The rauons 01 coin and other gnin, tin ground, may be reserved to the last few weeks. Turkeys should have their libert) all tinough the extra tecuing. boune poul trywen shut up iheir geese and ducks, but we doubt the economy of this Method. % ith a good fun, they will have a greater Variety oi itod, and thrive beitter with al, access to a pasturo with ponu or brook, While they ae receiving full footi for mar ket. All that the lattening aniinals wilt eat Up Clean, is a g'ot rule for the last nionta or leeding. CARE OF 331oCM..--'A here is an old say mg to the ef1ect that a woinan's houeekeep Ing capacity can be told by the s'.ate ini which her broom is kept. There are a gi eat, n any housekeepers who alway a leave their brooms standing where they were last ued, and who let the same booiu do duty icr parlor, kitchen and duor yard. Now this is otaviouri) tau eLCoLi.,3). Our Ina a io keep a sepiato broom 1er the parior, the dining-room, sleeping-room ano kitchen. When the lauter is too much m orn for use in the house, scud it, to tu barn; take the second best for the kitchen, the broom from upstairs for the dining room, the parlor broom for the chamberb, and let the n'ew one be kept for the parior and hall. Many servants have the habit o leaunig heavily on the broomn when stooping to pick up up articles while sweep. ing; this results in Uent, and brolien splin tels and a worthless broom. W hen a new broom is purchasd, provide a way o hanging it up in tais wise; With a smaU ginbiet, boro a hole through the anule, Iit.out an inch iom the top; draw in a piece of suong waxed twine, long e-ough Len tivd in a haid knot to forin. a 1o1p 3 -46MiEM o1j~r Jewlifem -- - . . a citan, hot suus every %ct an uilt quickly, they will last, twice u lo-g I~rans n( iraton r~mthe horse, It is also iojured b~y the anmmonia treei3 given oil form the stable-s even with the gicalett. care. A little glycelinie milxto with, the oii used in bhickmng will k1 e> tht hanees Ih.ximie n.uen better than the on alone. Mlof j t iparaions I or othrig hai inebb (;Oiith giyCt-ratse anu( 0n to ( it, mjo. of th.ir value. SI1Amo y 0ting tiets may be easily cf fccita ii taken mn time, by auiner prun ing ann pinchir. A needles or imispiaced shot 1, which iikht becomie a conspicuous dlstoition if left to gbowv, is rubned off with the thumti when an inch or two iong. Branches which are running Ont too long lire stopped by pinching otf the ends. By these means a hanuiomie anti mymnmeti'al head :s easily given to a voung trie, if taken in imne. T n new method of cutting tup the leaves and Stemis of the cotto plant for feeding l~urroses is likely to work a revolution ini doutihern farning. The plant, mixtd with the cot t( a seedl is C xcellent, for cattle and shieep. .Not only niay the south thus be able to nranulacture manure, bunt the pro. dluction of cotton andl wool niay be made to woik together and help each other. A P:KaoE of rye miear a poultry.house is very useful dutrmng the f all andl spring,and s( mietinree in the winter. sa a lien pasture. Ihe sowing of grain in theIr yards is also an excellent plan. What is scratched out, will be eaten tip clean, and plenty of scr atching and ginecn food are what they nced. Tm test of good farming Is found In the thoroughness with whIch every scrap of manure Is cleaned from the barnyard; at least twice a year, for the use ol' crops. A considerable quantity of manure will aiccu multate during the summier, and Is best, ap plied as top-diesamg for such wheat Qr rasieskos is to be plouughed next spring. NLBuASK A has 100,000 1 eres of cultiva ted timber land, all planted within the last ten years, and1 mostly since the timber claim Act was passedl. The Catalpa hard andi soft maple are the favorite trees for planting, though thie:e are niany groves plantte to black walnut. RE is gaining much favor as a soiling crop for cattle, and it matkes a goodl hay when cured. It may be sowed for feedl mn April for nulch cows, andi the grou id nmay tl.en be0 plowed and( planted to othber crops. BAnosN lnioi say!: "The only method by which you can possibly advance atnd (develop agriculture is by experimnts;that is the only plan, for there Is no branch of industry so completely built uip hy expe riment as tigriculture." Luss grain andc more grazing tend to a better deeclopmitent of frame and1 muscle than when corn is fed to hogs exclusIvely. Bluild the frame first, and lay on the fat afterward. l'r is lamentable that o o w farms have a supply of small fruitP. Many laiers never hiavo~a berry of their own raising, while the most hardt'ey frtit, the comnmoii redl cheimy, is not at all plenty. Ksur the, giopovines well trained to trehrses of wood or wire; leave nio young canes swinging about. The vIce ptishes very rapidlly when the tendlrils have some. thinog .to grasp. Do not harm the leaves on young shoots. A AixKn of radlish fifteen years o'd has growtn freely on being planted. .DOMERTIO. HOME-MADE SAUoES.-Home-made sauces help to keep the grocery bill small, and they may be as appetizing %nd even more so than anything we can muy, if mude, with due thought. A piqualt horse-radish sauceo is a good elish with roast beef or with fish. rake two tontspoonffuls of inade mustard, ,wo of white sugar, a little salt and vii 3gur, enough to make the sauce of the proper quality; p ur this over a teacup ul of grated hoise-radish root. Jlxcel Lent tomato sauce is made by peeling mnd cutting in small pieces a dozen Large, ripe and juicy tomatoes; and six Imall, green peppers and two medium sized ouions; chop these very fine, stir in a coffee-cupful of vinegar, two or three tablespoonfuls of brown sugar, a liepping teaspoonful of salt (more if your baste demands it), a teaspoonful each of Xlnr cloves, allspice and cinnamon; e toiwatoesand - all the ingredi. ugar and vinegar for an hour i4i a half 'lowly. add sugar and vine aw fAte minutes before taking from the Ire. other tomato sauce Is made of apeck of ripe:tomptioes two onions, Sa Iozen r'Ullpy6, lalf a pint of ialt, tr tablespoonfuls of black pepper, iwo of "'hace, two of ginger and two of dlapieo and cloves mixed. Out the to atoes and onions in pieces and boiL for wo hours; when cold stir in a pint of rinegar. This is a sour sauce, and it keeps well. Then there are delicious oatsups of tomatoes and of cucumbers; these are a little more trouble to make, as they must be strained id earefully bottled, but they are so satisfactory that t'e trouble does not count for much, after all. EvirynoDY should send 25 cents- to Strawbridgo & Clothier and receive their Pash/on Quarterly for six months. Nearly 1000 illustraions and four pages of new music in each issue. IT is well for the inexperienced pickle maker to be told that there is just as great difference in green tomatoes as there is in anything else. To insure crisp and fine flavored green tomat< pickles, it is necessary to start with fine grained, firm tomatoes, and the half grown ones are best. They are not s< juicy, and the slices look and are really more compact. They keep their shape better, too. Aa.other point to be noted in pickle making is that in order to bave good cucumber pickles that will keep well, they must be fresh when you be gin the piCking process, If kept foi two or three days they become soft, aud it is almost impossible to succeod with them. Gratitude Inexpressible. PA'ITERsON, N. J., May 13. 1881. H. H-. WARNER & Co.: Sr8-I canno use language expressive enough. to convey my appreciation of the value of your 8afe Kidney and Liver Cure in all diseases of the kidneys, liver and urinary organs. I never lose an opportunity to recommend it highly. W.V. RADCLIFF. CURRANT JELLY 'OMELET.-.eat si] eggs together, and add three tablespoon. fuls of fresh milk and a sprinkle of salt. JVut a picoe of butter as large as a wal. but not brown it. 'urn iii '11;41 m1?t it, Vlmiturean mlet it be , t ,ur ua ner4Ag t'ablespoonful o1 currant jelly on top of it, in the mitle and tun oach side of the omelet, on over the other, lotring the jelly melt a< as to ruin out a little', and brown thea edgesO. Put a smnall heated platter ove1 the spider with the loft hand., anad witl a jerk of the right haind turn it quickl.) upionl thle liatter. Serve at oncee ai lamvya the r at of the mixture cooket wvhule thei first one is eaten. For diyslpcpsia, intigestion, dlepression of spirits and general dIeiility, In their ra rious forms; also as a preventive against fever and aague and other mtlermaittout fevers, the "Ferro..Phosphorated 10:ixir ol Calisaya' made by Cawell, Hanzard & Co, New York, sold by all Druiggiste, as the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness, it has nc equal. SPINACH A LA CEEAME.---ick OvOY anfl wash the spinwehi, and cut the leavea from the stalks. Boil in hot water, little salted, about twenty miniutes Drain, put in a woonen tray or upon boai d; chop very fine, and rutb throngh a colander. Put into at saucepan; stii until it begins to smoke throughout, Add twvo tablespoonfuls of butter for r good-sized dish, a toaspooniful of wvhite sugar, three tablespoonfuls of milk, sail and pepper to liking. Boat, as it heats, with a ailvor fork or wire spoon. Flavoi with a little nutmeg, (Cook thus unti it begins to bubble up ats you hecat it, Pour into s deep dish, surround witl sliced egg, and serve. Thousandls upon thotisands of bottles of Carbolilae, a deodorizedl extract of petro leumn, have been sold, and from all over the land comes one univorsal cry, "(lar boline, as now itaproved and p3rfected, is the best hair restorer ever used.'' Bold by all druggists. A rnwrm wail-pocket or sort of hang. inig-bassket is misle of a common fan, not a eeoaed Japanese fana, but one that spreads. Take Out the wire that holds the sticks together at the handle, then spread the fan and fasten the two outer sticks together, then wind a piceo of u~ire around the sticks at the bottom, tie a ribbon over this, and make a bow with short ends. The handle by wIch the pocket is to hang is of ribbon, all of the some width and color as the other, and is fastened at each side of the pock at with a small bow.' Alien's irin Food. (hires I'ervouis D)ebility and Weakness of Generative Organs, $1 all drugiagists. Send for circular. Alen's Pharmacy, 313 First av. N4. Y. A TARTEFUA way to arrange the nar r'ow curtains at each side of a hall door is to maiko the~m of muslIn or of lace; gather them at the top and bottom; have the muslin full. Abont midway ba tween the top and bottom tie a rib bon1 arouind the muslin, make a prett~y liow and let it come next to the glass. Tie the ribbon so close that the musin wvill be dIrawn In at the centre; hot the rmsiii hang loosely and graceifully, not mn stiff flds. 'If there are no other windows in the hall, plenty of light wvill be admitte~by this arrangenmnt, Dot Lcd muslin is preferred to plain. Dr. Kline's Gireat Nerve Roestorer Is the nmrval of the age fo.r all nerve dansa. All lt stepped free. Send to 931 Arch Btreet. Philadelpiaa Pa. CLEANING Minnons,.-If you clean your mirror with a soft paper instead of a cloth, time and troublle will both he siaved, sas there will be no lint and th h i5 will h av a bett+r polis. HUMOROUS. ''AND nOw, in conclusion." said W. liam Penn "for time flies and money is twelve per cent.. I'll tell thee what I'll do with thee. We didn't come here to rob thee, but if thee has any land thee wants to soll, I'll make thee an oefor as square as a horso trade. I don't care to buy anyhow, and I don't want to beat tiee-out,of a foot of ground, but if thee is anxious to sell, I'll give, right here, Oash and goods right down on the coun ter, five hundred.dollars for the State of renusylvauia, with all the dips, spurs, angles, leads, sinuosities, stock, good will, fixturesi subscription and mailing list, aud all the appirtenances thereun to appertaining,. be the same more or less, and you can take it or leave it," **"Example is better than precept.~ It is well xnosln that dyopepsia, bilious attacks, headache and many other illi can only be cured by removing their cause. Kidney-Wort has been proved to be the most effectual remedy for these, and for hablual costiveness, which so aftIicLs mu0ilons bf the American people. MWF'or fivo cents, We ,Rcardson& Co., Burlington, V t., w 11 send colored samples of all colors of Diarnoud Dyes, with Directions. A TRACnan in a suburban school was giving her class an object lesson a few days ago and drew a cat on the black board for its inspection. She then asked what there was on the cat. and the unanimous reply was "hair." "What elso ?" she queried. There was a long pause of consideration, but finally the hand of a bright-eyed little 5-year-old shot up anti almost simultaneously came her triumphant answer: "Floas I" Otange of Mind. I declined to insert your advertisement of Hop Bitters last year, because I then thought they might not be promotive of the cause of Temperance, but find they are, and a very valuable medicine, myself and wife having been greatly benefitted by them, and I take great pleasure in making them known. ION. JOhIN SEAMAN, Editor Hiomo Sentinct, Afton, N. Y. Two views of the matter: An Irish man tried to shoot a little chipping bird with an old Queen Aune musket. He fired. The bird, with a obirrup or two. flew away unconcerned in the foreground, and Pat was swiftly and noiselessly laid on his spine in the background. Pick ing himself up and shaking his fist at the bird, he exclaimed, "Bie jabers, ye wouldn't a chirruped if yo'd been at this end of the gun I" *Dn. S. B. BITTAIN says: "As a rule physicians do not, by their professional methods build up the female constitution, while they seldom cure the diseases to which it Is always liable in our variable chmato and under our imperfect civiliza tion. Special remedies are often req-iired to restore organic harmony and strengthen the enfeebled powers of womanhood; and for most ot these we are indebted to per sons Outaide of the medical profession. Among the very best of these remedies I assign a prominent place to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vegetable Compound." cuiarr'- you delivi- that mnessage ad I gave it to you ?" anikod an Austin gen. tleman of his stupid servant. "'I (lid de best I couldl, 1b0 a." "You did the bo-t you could, did you ?" imitating his voice nnd look. "So you did the best you could(. If I hiu known that I wans seniniig a donkey I would have gone' myself." AN EXTRAO~RDINARtY CASE. Auerts, TtxAs, Februiary 20, 181 To Mr. ,T. W. oraham, Druggist: Dear Sir-My case was an acute form of nronchitis, and was of one and a half year'a duration. I em ployed the best anedicai aid possible, but failed rapidly, until the doctora sasid I would die-that my case was inicurableo. Thrown up~on mny own resou rces, I got a bottle of DRi. wM. ilALLr's BALSAMl FOiR THE LUNo.'i and in aix hours felt a decided relief. in three days the cough almost disappeared, Now that rmy chances of life are good for mmany years. I earnestly recommend the above to every suafferer of throat or iung disecaso. C. 0. L.ATJHioP. AN impatient customer: One day to ward nightfall, and~ ini uncertaini light, a mani b)ougiht an overcoat of pretended p .lum-color, Thme next morming it priovoaI to b~e of a quito too unmittakable gre-n. Returning to the shopkeepe'r, that worthy recgarded the buye~r calmly and said; "'You must have at little pationcee with it, my doar air; it isn't ripe yet." C. C. S9irAyvii, 103 Prince street, Now York, the wol i'knowii wholesale mnanufac tirer of sealskin sacks, dholmfanis and fur.. lined circul~ars, offera good(s at retail. This ifforcs a spiendlid opportunlty to order direct fromu headquaruters, and save thn proflts of tbce middlemen. Ladies are cure of gettimg reliable furs, and faily twenty-five per cent. cheaper tan retail ers' prices. IT 15 said you can tell when it is go ing to be a hard wvinter by t1,e thickness of the husks on the corn. Editors ar-. rive at similar conclusions by the amount of pottry that flows into the office at this season of 'he year. From indications at the present moment we predict that overcoats and arctics will be needed before January first. Unmwro N, PA., Sept. 29th, 1882. Dui. J. B MAYan har ,Sir:-l wIll state 1.0 you that 1 am all right., andl hiave not worn the supIport since the 8!.h of July, and~lssnce then have been hard ait work on a farm. There is no pain .oir sor'-ness about me ni or hiias there been since. Yours Rlespectifully. G. L. SufvAn-rz. "You don't care very much about music. Why do you wish so very much to have me compose an entirely now air for you to whistle ?" alskted a nmisician of his friend. And the latter replied: "By Jove, I want something to whistle which that confounided jay in the next room to mine don't know, and, thert, fore, can't join in on and spoil all my fun." Don't. fail to read the twenty dollar Mew !ng Mac'hine adlverlisement of C. A. Wood & Cc,, then sendl for a circular. NOT so bad for an "olti chiapplie." First old chappio-"Thuink we've time for a cigarette, old chnappio ?" Second old chappie-"W~ell, old' chupple, con sidoring fthirty yearn are supposed to elapse between the last act and the next, I think we have I" .MAoGIE's baby: Some time ago a very innocent young lady patid a visit to a lady triend, who, a few daiys before, had presented her good man wiih a son, Shte h~ad, of coureo, to see the baby, Atter looking hard1 at the little stranger some time she remarked: "Dear me, Manda ow snbnt., it is."* BRE TEA CAXEs.-Re 09a Rkes or breakfast cakes are made of one pint of sweet milk, two e is, o t4bleapooiful of browni sugar, half h teaspoouful of salt; stir in this enouglyi flour to make a batter a1out like gridale-cake batter (ryo 11 aur sifted is to be used). Bake in well-buttereUt em Jpails for half an hour. If the cook prefers to do so, she can 'soe part rye and part wlicat flour. HAMBUBO OnEA.-Jtir togrother the ried aLd juice of two large lemons auid one cup of sugar, add the well-beaten yolks of eight eggs; ptall in a tin pail and set in a pot of boiling water (it you have no double boiler); stir for three minutes, take from the fire, ad( the well-beaten whites of the eggs, and serve when cold in cnstard glasses. WaeN about to brqil fishi it Nt a good plan to grease the gridiron well withl a little lard. You will not be, troubled then by havig about half the fish stick ing to the gridiron when you attempt to remove it to the platter. I you iviset to clopn your spice mill you will find that . grindiig a handful of raw rice through i tis can be accorn plisltbd." Tie pa ti les of spice and pepper or of coffee il not adhere to it aftel; this rice in gra d through it. ANAKESIS Dr. S. Silsbee's External Pile emedy Gives instant relief and Is an infaible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILESe Soed b sru tearywhere. Price1 OlOper box n alio u rers,byl.Noustacdier & Co., iox 9% ew York City. solmaAnufturersof "Anakaat.' IS A SURE CURE for all diseases of the Kidneys and - LIVER -- It has speeoifl acin on this most important organ, enabling it to throw off torpiditymid inaction, stimulating the healthy seorotion of the Bilo, and by keeping tho bowels in freo condition, ofbooting its rogular discharge. M alaria. _i*"a*a"ab",saf , are bilious, dyspeptio, or constipated, Kidney. Wort will surely roliovo and quickly ouro. In the Spring to oleansothe System, overy one should take a thorough course of it. It- SOLD BY DRUCOISTS. Prico $I. 0OSTETT1 STOMBATED The trute anit tote to (te effrets or mt!tialma is >nel of thet ituott itpilarit remetrttles of ant age of suc temandi' whterever' on tis (cotitnn lever and aue exist~a A waieig as-tui tI ce tmes a da Is thcbst p'oilbile prear:ative for eCounttin'tg at matlariusalitsphere. regulating the liver, atid utvagoraln it hle at tmatch. For sale by all DrIuygists andl Dealers generally. IT CURES 00 4* '& flOUGH4 e m &AND IJ010I B. E.E~LLER s & CO. -PTSBURGH. PA, The Ilad 111:tl W~or tlhless. are niever heled111( Itr conterfe'trif- is is especially trite of aL fany nietheIne~ and it is positive proif tha te rleedy lIimitater Is of the tighei.t value. As soon as It htad been tested atid proved by the0 whole worldl that liuep flitters wasI the pure'st, best and 119 VIno taabe fauiy meicline oin eart.1, manyt1'111 libt Ions sptrtung up and1( began to steal the nou:lies in whtichl thie press and1( thle people of, hei coutry had expressed 1the mitts of 11. BI., andI Int every way tryIng to in itiLceisufiering li lids t0ao thieir Ptmlli Instead, expectlng to make money on the credit and good mnm of II.. H. Mtiay others startedl nositrumtnP pttit up In sllar slyle to II. B., with variously clevisedI taites It whIch the wordi " flop," or " 1ops" were used it a way to induce people to belIeve lhey were the samte as Ihop Bitters. All Aucht plretendcedl remdiebs or cures, no muatter whlat theIr style or ntamo is, ttntl e pteclally those with tate wotrd " hop 'or "Iliops" in their nanme er in any way comticeted wIth them or their niame, are initatitits or enntleit1. ikavare or them. Tlouch nonte of themt. thi0c10 nong butt geniIne Hop Ittler'., wth a bunch or cluister of greent hiops ont thIe while labiel. 'Tritst nlothtitg else. Drauggists and deni "s tare warned tagalnst dealing In Imillat 10ons or cA 1unterfelli. NEW YORI. SUNLUGH1 AND_ -11I In i nry lto e' (at 'iemnn,1iu. Addi 'iu SluP'~~RW FHSS v'isane Peresns e orea DRKLINE'BG [EAr AIa~t & i vFVE RES~ R fi JAL LI'r~ If tattken as il Irected. No A itse1te rsi'tdatl S use. T1realise ai $2 trial bottiefreeto . 4ptienIs,thte paying cpr('ige. etnd name A rch st. h i~elpigtd, ptncvdroi4 Oss 'rboe tanewosring ant atlvertisegeen will ensir Ii faSVOr 11105 pon tes e veys ga' isac lte senibliave 1y lsatense ttat they saw she. l5(vert~Ifitamens is jousrnas nawlnsag pape )P WATEnMEinON groweris in the South estimate that if the comet had put in an appearance a month earlier, they would have had several thousand more melons for the market. it seems that the class of people who acquire their watermelons on a dark night are superstitiqus about comets. A Dead bhot may be taken at liver and billons disorders with Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Pleasant kPurga tive Pellets." Mild yet certain In opera. tion; and there is none ot the-reactiou con sequent upon taking severe and drastic cathartics. By druggists. Ax Indian epigram: Old Chief Poco tello, now at the Fort Hall agency, In answer to an inquiry relative to the true Uhristian character of a former Indian agent at that place, gave in very terse language the most accurate description of a hypocrite that was ever given to the public: "Ugh I too much God and no flour." "Wonian and ner DJsoan#s" Is the title of an interesting treatise (96 pages) sent. post-paid, for three stamps. Address "World's Dispensary Medical As. sociation, Buffalo, N. Y." Gnx. GnAN' has cast aside th e Havana cigars and now smokes those made from tobacco raised in Mexico. He wrote tc Senor Romero, the Mexican Minister, the other day, extolling the weed of the continent as more fragrant than that brought from Ciba. Connecticut to bacco growers will now inanufacturt Mexican instead of Cuban cigars. Young men or middle aged ones, suffer ing from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses should s'nd three stamps for Part VI[ of World's Dispensary Dime Berles of books. Address "World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. 1. IT's too provoking. After all the thousands it has cost the government and the great amount of costs and time ai'd one thing and another, this Stai Route prosecution hasn't yet settled the question whether we should say "star rout" or "star root.." It begins to look as though we never would know." "Yes," said Burkenstein, "I came pretty near doing a mean thing to-day. I bad a counterfeit half, and I was about to give it to a poor blhnd begger whc asked for alms, but I rosisted teio temp tation and g't an old apple-wonian to cha1ng it by buying five conts' worth of fruit !" *"One man's meat is another man's poison." Kidnev-Wort expels the poison ous liimors. The first thing to do in the Spring is to clean the house. For inter. nal cleansing and renovating, no other medicine is equal to Kidney-Wort. Ia either dry or liquid form it cures headache, bilious attacks constipation and deranged kidneys. W"'wenty-four beautiful colors of the Diamond Dyes for Bilk, Wool, cotton, &c., 10 cts. A child can use with perfect success. SrE Bnuiled it: Jean (wakening Tam at the dead of night): "Oh. div yo feel tlhe smell 0' the gas ? Are ye aburo y< junp~".2i m).."Sh.n ro, wummna,] got a big blister Oil mny thoomnb ?" Ecosonr: W'ouldn't it he0 a joke oli Miss Emily F'uithfull, wvho has comed ovrfrom England to lecture Americane on their extravagrance, if she met withi ain empty tall, with cards 1u1p0n the seatr stating, "W e could not alford to come?' BAv Crry, Mwni., Feb. 3, 1830. 1 think it, miy dluty to sendl you a mccom mend for the benefit of any person wishing to know whether flop Bitters are good or not. I know they are good for general de biity anui indli)estIion; strengthen tihe ner vous~ sytem and miake new life. I rccami me1Lnd my patients to use them. ]NDImnUAn ma5iimlcancee: A mani never re'aliz~es the littleness of his owni ail~ilities so much as when, after blacking his own boots. lie is greeted by the first boy3 lie meets with the customairy ''Shine ?" Tioo illiberal: Whlen Closephist died his discnsoflOlatc widow mioaned~ through her tears: ''Well, there is one0 thing. ,Tohln never gave we a cross word.' obliNer anything elso that, he wasn't oblige to," urmured .Fogg. TliuutLure Cuar. rmuoiixvmumx, PA., August 20th, 1882. Did J. B. AY5va. 831 Ar.4h 8tr set, Phu lade'lpina- Dcar Sir:--I have been up turmed very bad ly, it gave mec a Qrdat dteal oif t ronhle ando very severe pain, so that I was confined to my bed. I receIved your treaitmen~t for runtuire in Deem~er 1880, and thme fo~lowiig Mar2h 1881 1 left my sni'port oif aind fecl Sotmnd to day. Yours truly, F. B. ilossurrjn. Tria latest conundrum is, "Would youl rat her ride a bicycle or ai bi-centocnial?" 'The man was killed who first piropoun dod thme conundrum and the answer died with him. Fon SALE-The tnrge~t us50 lby the Animeia rill team. It is slightly in jured by exlpr sure to thle weather, but otherwise ais good as new. Quiec, compiete cure urinary afrootIons aniartinig, frequent or difiut urination, kid-. noy diseasos. *1 at dru gjtists. 'rop sid by express, *1.25, 0 for $5. E, 8. WJasL, Jeisey Oiay, 14. J. DowN in Toxas a man will marr'y a1 womain on a day's acquaintance which is one reason wvhy divorce lawyer's al ways do wcll ini that State. 25c buys a panir of Lv'n's 1'ter [ecl Stilleners, makes a boot or shoe last twice mas long. Foon.-A good complexionl never goos with a bad diet. Strong coffee, hot broad and butter, heated grease, highly spiced souips, meats or game, hot drinks, alcoholic liquors, fat ruears, are all damaging to its beauty. Strong tea uscad daily will alter a timo give tile skini the color and appearance of leather. Coffee affects the skin loss, but tne norves more, and a healthy nervous system is necessary to beauty, BAnRLEY tATSn. -Add two ounces of pearl barley to half a pint of' boihung wa ter; lot simmer for five minutes, drain, and add two quarts of boiligg water; add twvo Ounlces of sliced figs anid twvo ounces of stonad raifins; boil until re dlucod to a quart; strain t n drink. This 15 very nutrit ious for an invalid, 'TrNx slides of broad dipped in toma to sanoe tgud Uien frioedu i uitter until they are brown, take the place of an omelet. This is a goaxl way to utilize stale bennel MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS. - 0 .C E o0 C LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEQI.ETABLE COMPOUND, Is II Cure fter all thoso, Patntil complaitst and Weaknesses suecommon toour beat ftimulo populutionl. It will Cure entirely the worst form of Fonmlo cony' plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulee. tion, Falling and IDisplacemnents, and the consequent Int.I Weakness, and is particularly udapted to thi Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumiore from the uterus In an early stage of development. The tendeney to can. orous humoers there ischecked very speedily by its use, It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys aln CrarI for stuinulante, And relieves weakness of 0ho stonta-. It eures Blloating, Ileataches, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Blooplosiness, Depression and Indl 'At feeling at hearing down, causing pain, weighst andi bxekachte, is Always pernianently cured by Ito uso, 1t will at all Mime And uinder All eircumnstances act fin fharintny with the laws Ithat govern t hto teniato systern. For the cure of Kidney Coulalute of Wither sex tis Caonone is unsurpased. LYDIA E. P"INKHIAM'S VEGETABLE CO.M. POUNID Is Iprurd at 2= anel 23v Western Avenue, Lynn,UMas. I'riceo$1. Fixbottles for $5. Sentibyci ail In the formn of pillo, also fin the formn of lozenges, on i oevil4t of prie, $1 por box fop oft her. 3Mrs.1 likhain freely answers all Itiers o mntry. Send for paIl let. Addressanoabove. Menfon t/itsixtper. So farntly should be without LYDIA E. PINKI'lAM'8 LIVEli P111b2. Thiey cure constipation, biliousnies and torpidity of the liver. 24 eents per box. SMoldj liv niil lOrnigarsa oil c FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF A *CONSTIPATIONI.. E - o othor diseaso Is too prevalent in this coun. M "'try as Constipation, and no romody has ever V E equalled the colobrated ]Kidney- rtaa Eurs. whatevert tecause~towever obstinato V'S O6the Caso, this remeudy will overcomtoit. &. I A THIS distrosning com P I L % a plaint in very apt to be SComplicated with constipation. Kidney-Wort +01trengthens the weakened parts and quickly fa cares allkidnds of Plesq ovan when physicians II land medieies have before failed. C j2- Wrif youhaivo either of theso troublesC ff PRICE 8s1. USDru gists Sell R~T usinfalling and infall. ble in Cnring Eplilelptid Fits, spaenns. (Jonvul S OURE AND along, at. Vitus Dance. Alcohollisn Ophum N a, Ing, Scroula Sr al Nervous anti Blood Dis castes. To Glergyrni LaersitLiternry leon Ladies anA all .whov Fodontary empll,)oyme causea3; Nervous Prnostra lion, IrnegarlArities c tho blood, stomnacl bowels or Kidneoys, ti who require a norv, . tonlio, appebtizer r titnulant. 8AIM A1 1%A 0VIIV11 '" Ne se G oive urhehp leat wsro sth ielyr thorst foewhe of iretnade rn meit' aolld tovra 1: ttStroleet. P laationphand e tionn abling nd ia hch etsnl nd f cue "It ildaohe an expelo tumors fron thea u dtenusfi an frlynd Youro of deehmenr Te ofdae onuan.s Ncos. hu.-Ths thred Is e k fr sedlf. by ino bot removel antstess t ukepca. Wcsto kn int iz forstielanurs Cntlies .n.anes ofl beak mup~ t ures cotingwenty-hour horvou. Protatio,o Ge01tne ebltr, Shlteolphi:a. Deendstinaamp or o 'otftetimnag of eaie frown promingn puraiwegh harnssy it th lws ha gorah ina femnaoths. and te cei of aKite uotiontds f eithrs.x TIsts BC.pom isaneil l Wcosi. LCures Cosu.in CoJ(IA'ld PnOeuAnn CIn. lnenzn, I) sJronchil atD3 i 'ti estelrn Aenuet Lyim s s.n ,rc $1 fits ttes frou fi , e at b a si Ogan.t It thsrie 11cu anoy henitheBa l'cinbrlam ofrely ans, allated01 and ssiSnd or t)iu lieasie ass arove (ts theni h/t aenan flo fasnlshonuio bs wlnot LIcune. anIndyA LIIA L LSAhe wure cure ypato , jseve: a URoiitt ftE liv uaer ed~ iso bo.. ai E U FO TETU*Cerad PEM Nnte UREeF L oaolidigas Ea sinu alet In hi cop. Forebuand th Wadlobrth ?Chdokeor as a Elumrenn WEaorehuoaistGunrosnatd Pii t Mo moasothipromdy ~gish oan rAmoean mks AH kind Lf' 8 ur pglan 5istnents ander ole npurod y >wratncad pOtmmankericly. Senr-ent alampd fr PricaoList h picta a n eIes oug boyrup fates d.* UIse SInt. Rod bydruitist. S --enTis s.Sfinger $2 ifs WihS Iato t tnsehme nsulc Wnrntelsiet. S~t unnDimes Anlcelt, tras-plan wh n ealed isPy nse tsfsan sassi iet Red vtou6s: ecan ini s L~eae Lter.2ny sris wih i3stolsranis Bskals$ J a .wi t tesm nial l ree .,, euiss.n7Thrd ahenslecns The oly Tuss tat cn hewn o w ith ase night and ay.Ohn ecet 1mrovmen retis at inapo siinune h evr.t stsran. a azs i in t ie 'I rvsls Co.ie20 n nsss8s-snE $ - ToR FAgentS. tte Adief.s Gn' AgonI~e,1Oai itlEClSteet.YO Nhap vuer on Isok am for a Nip. ao arTwAents."yossar Itw "pnzzless and i A ossut orp uAENT nir 55 i)ses,, i tI tsI sesisgs lM'oribi I rh i ea.c -lit -lsi un t f nl e iONGM le.~T RADWAY'S READY RELIEF rhe Citeap,4t and Ieat Kedfenie for noasrily Use In sMae World. CURES AND PRVENTB DysnteryDiarrbwa, Ch1lra Morbusp Fever and Ague. Rhenunatism, Neu al a, Diptheria, Sore Throat,J Difficult Breathing. Bowel Complaints, Looseness, Diarrheea Cholera blorbus or Painful ischarges Iroim the liowels are stopped in 16 or 2 itnutes by taking tadway's Ready Relief. No: oungeut Ion or ilatnitmation, no weakness or lassi tude, will follow the use of the I?- R. itllot. IT WAS THE FIRST AND 18 THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY. That ustant ly stops the most excruciating pains, allays tiitlatinalIons, and cures Congestions, wtietier of Lte L.ungs, Htonisch Bowels or other glands or organs, by one applieation. -IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. No matter how y - crucIting.the pati, the litheuntatice, Bed-rqddenl le'di. Nervous, Neul ostrate with il1lUl.....i may 8tutier, RALiWAt RrADY. REAEa *U1 allord latalt ease INFLA MMA'i'lON OF THE IITDNEYS, - IN 1PLAtIMATION OF THE BLADDER, INFLAWM&TION OF T' 11H BOWELS, CONOG tSTION OF THE LUNGS, PA LPITATION OT1 TIlE IIHAltT, HlYSTEItlCS, CItOUP, CATARRH, HERADACH E, TOOT'IiACIIE, COLI) CRILLS, AGUE CHILIS, NERVOUSNESS AND SLEEPLESSNESS. The application of the Ready Relief to the part or parts where the paIn or difficulty exists will al-ord Case and colfort. T'itdrly or sixty drops in half a tumbler of water will in a few iinutes cure Cramps, Sprains, lourtoiacih, tteartburn, hick Ileadache, Diar rhoa, Dysentery, Colic, Intd In the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers shold always carry a bottle of Rad WILy's ReaIt ielief With thOm. A few drops in water will prevent sickness or pains from change of water. It Is helter than French Brandy or Bit tera as a stiiulauL IM7AL ARI.A IN IT'S VA11IUS FORLMS. FEVER AND AGUE. FEV ER AND AGUE cured for 50 Wte. There is not a renllatIil agent in this world that will cure Fever ai01 Ague, alnd other Malarious, Blillous Scarlet, ',hold Yellow and1 other fevers (alied 'y Itd .%'AYS h LLS)so quickly as IIADWAY'S REA)Y IFIElF. Fitty C!ents Per IOttle. DR. RADWAY'S Sarsaparillian Resolvent. THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. For the cure of Chronic Disease, Scrofula or Syphilitic, Heroditary or contagious. Chronte 1heumatisni, Scrofula, (Ilandular, Swel -tin, lglackilig Dry Cough, Canlcerous Alfections, syjdaiiitic 01 Complts, bleedIng of thle L'unga lDys. pula, Water llradh, l'ie D~olreux, WVlute Swell Iin , fu1, rs, Ulcers, 8km anl 111p Diseases, Liver Complainta Not only doesR the Sarsapari11ian Resolvent ex. cel all rellnedhltl agents in- tihe 'ure of CaonIic Sorofulous, Constitutional an~d bk-in Diseases, but it Is a pcetive cnure for Kidney and Bladder Complaints, Urinary and Womb Iseaases, Gravel, Diabetes lDropsy, Stoppage of Water, Inlcontinlene oI Uriue, liright's Dilsease, Aiibuminria, and~ in alt cases where there are brick-dust dIl~etits, or tihe twater is thick, Clondiy, mnixedi with aabsttitces lko the whtite of an egg, or treads likec Wite sIlk, or thlere Is a mlorb)ed, dlark, bilious aJ tpeailiance antl Witle bone-dust, dleposits, ailid w Ilen tere is a prickting, burninig sensatIon whten passint water, sind pain3 in tile sm~all of the back amid nt'~ tihe loins Sold by druggists. PRIICE, ONE 101 LAlt. One bottle contains more of the active prinol ,les of Medicines thlan anty othecr Preparation, akeni in teatspisfti doses, while others requiro Ove or six tInes as much. RAD WAY'S Regulating Pills ! Porfect, Purgativo. Sonthing A p ri ents, Act without Pain Ai waya Reliable and 19 atural. in Oporation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FORl OALOMEL, Perfeotly tasteless, elegantly confted with sweet purge, regulate, pulrify, cilanse andt strong IIAnwA '' PILIas for tile cure of all (distorders of the Stomach. Liver, ilowels, Kidnleyl itlatieur, Nervous D'seases I.o'n of AilpetliIi Ileadacheo sia, Eltousness, ieever, 1nflaimtuatio~n of tihe Bowels, Iles, and11 tal d~ran gemiet s oIf tile liter l Visceral Putrely vegetlabie, cont1.11 aig 1111 mer tiryr, Iuiinerals, or del-eterloutIrulllgs. .E 1F tbservc th1e followig symtom~llS resut inig ltn lihseases of tile itigestive (rgns; CoIllaa tiont, iward Piles, Fllness of 111l10d ill tile Ileadl, Aelitii of til SitOfIach, Nausiea, Hieartbutrin Disgust of Iocttl itless or Weightt ill tile Sto. the crt. Chiit 01gall ili ig ttii W 11 iln a lyi i potstulre, IlinneI s of V iln, D~ots or Web~s bore tile higit,. Fever anld chill Paml it the Head, D~eiicielncy oh P'ersltirattioni. Veliowness of tile 8kin, andt kyes, Pamlt mI the 8i1te Clet itnt, and Sudden Ftitshles of Heat, Burning in A few (loses of RA~lWAY'S P1LL*r will free the mystemt fronm all the above-namled disorders. BOLD BY D)RUGGIST35. Price. 21 Centts Per uuon, REAu "FALSE AND TRUE." 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