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AGRIOULTURE. TAKE GOOD CARE OF TiE ilo1310 - There is no animal on the farm that Is so likely to be neglected as the horse. The horse of the city truckman, or of the expressman, the driving horse and the saddle horse, are well cared for, but the farm horse is too often Irregularly fed; and so far as cleaning is concerned, regu larly and systeviatically neglected. It Is diflicult to obtain a hired man brought up on'a farm who thinks there is any neces sity for taking special care of a horse. Some horses upon the farm are rarely .if ever properly cleaned, and yet the condi tion and usefulness of the farm horse d141 ponds as much upon the manner i which it is cared for as any other horse. When brought perspiring to the stable, be ought not to be allowed to stand over night with the dust drying upon him. A good clean. ing is half a rest, and yet how often we see the farm horse brought out in the morn Ing covered with dirt of the day before, and with the accumulated filth of the night still clinging to him Under such condi tions a horse is not much more than half a horse. Often too, he Is ir egularly fed and indiscreetly watered. A horse at work should have water five or six tinfes a day. If he does not drink more than two or three quarts at a time, all the better. A horse that is kept from water till lie will drink two or three pailfuls, will be very likely to have hIs digestive organs and bowels seriously deranged. To keep a horse In good work ing condition he should be fed regularly, whether at work or idle in the stable. lie will last many years longer than if, when at work, lie Is heavily fed, and when idle, neglected* A horse on the farm should always be cleaned at least once a day, when working, both night and morning. If not at work, a good gi ooming once a day would lie sufllcient; and when idle, good hay might be substituted for grain at the noonday meal; but when at work grain should be given, as lie would obtain more nutrition in half an hour from grain than in many hours from hay. A hired man who is worthy of hire will take pri(te in minis tering to the comfort and improving the appearance of he aLimals lie drives. CoRN IN DRY SRAsoNH.--There-is one im portant item in corn growing which is well known to be a fact by those who have tIied it., but which is not so well known by those who have not practiced the system, namely: Planting a couple of kernels of good. sound seed in every other hill, that is, alternate hills, twelve or fifteen days later than the first plantitig; or about the time the corn is up iiand at the first hoeing. The principle of it is that these late plant ed seeds make fresh, vigorous stalks a little latier, toscatter their pollen oi the silks of the other stalks, which has been found very generally to fertilize or fructify the cars better and more fully than Is of ten the case with only the tirst planting. Es pecially is this result obtained when there has beei a drought or a dry season to re. duce or stunt the vigor ot the early plant ed itulks, but has affected the later plant. ing somewhat less. The writer has repeat edly seen very beneficial ani marked results produced by this course, and ho confidently believes it will very generally be to the a(ivaitaige of fiirmers to make a tfial (even on a small scale, which can not cost much) of this plani with the crop of the next sea-son. We have, In past years, foiud the gains much more than the cost of doing it. 'I'ake a few rows in the flid and makethe experiment of plan ting two kernels in alternate hills at tle time of first hoeing, and then carefully compare the results with other parts of the field. CAuniers AS F4oon) ivon roS'(i -in mianiy resp)( ets carrots are )('C pr ue le to any kind of roots raised ini tiis counltry for stock. A given weight contains a1 larger propor tion of flesh, fat and1 inilkforiiing pr'inci pies. TIhiey in.part a desirable color antd no uindesirable 0(101 or flaivor' to milk. Thiey' are ich mi sugar, and(11 ar thierefore reilihed by young stock When cook edl they are readily eaten bly pigs and peiu try. As food for herses tihey are very far superior to any roots grown. Muany horse men'1 ini the cities goi to great paitns to p~rulro a supply of carr(ots for thleir stables Thiey improve the digestion of horses, keep uip thieir' conditilon, aind impart a gloss to the hair. Carrots tare ahnout the only kind of roiots that cani lie fed to horses with ad vanltaige. iSi:A KIOo of our great wheat crops the Americtan 3b ier' remairks that few people mi our own 'ouniitry) realize how lnexhiaus tible our' resouirces are for wvheat growing. The total area of lands available for wheat culture ini the United States :s not less than 4'70, 000,000 acres. Our entire wheat crop of last year would not, supply13 seed etnough to' sow such a vaist area. A. 8. GuAmiu, of Ypsitanti, Michi., in respornse to a chtallenge to produce ani ear 0l corn with 900 kernels on the ear, prod~uced a baisketfull of' cars averaging a foot in leiigth aind nloie hmavinag less than 1100 kernels to the carii. One speciien han1 1 210 kernels. T1he v'ariety is yeltowv dett. ed ied cobi, and( wais phlntedi in h.ls four feet, apart (eh way, and yieldted 120 bush eis to tihe acre.~ Kecepers and feeders of cows should bear this ini indi, that ai cow c'annlot make cud whien fed on shorts oi' meal alone. These must be mixed with longer feed, eitlien in tlieiir mang~er oi in the aima~ill's stoimach. It, is not neccssary to imix these substances befort feeding, as thle miotion of thle stomi achi will mix them suflicenit 13' to formi a ('ld. How' tn Make a Tl'iesns He1. 1Hoys will be imterestedi to know that a man in Rlochiester has sutcceededl In making a kite wvhichi dlispenses with that troutble some adjustment the tail. It is imadie after a I lolland pattern, and thle shmane is what the boys cahi diamond ; the cross-bar',whvichl in a tail -kite of the dliamond~ pal tern is straiighit, shmould he made of hickory, anid bowed biy connecting the endls withi a tanit string, It shonid( be plaed at right angles wvithm the perpenidicuilar stick and fastenedl securely, the bend of the bow being back. ward from the interstction of thme sticks. Huni a strinig over thme end(s of chl stick, and~ cover' the frame with light tis sue paper. For a four-foot kite, the per pendicular stick should extend lthree feet below tihe pollt ef intersection with the bo0w, and one foot above it. The bowy sholdl~ be one0 and1 oiie-hialf1 feet long on each side of the poinlt of initersection, with the perpendicular stick. The belly cord'( should be untitedi at tie p)oint of intersec Lion, andl at the 5'mnie distance dIown the per pendicular stica ias the arias of the bow exteiid on eachl side. of the perpendictilar st~ick. The band is attachedl at only3 two points, thle point of intersect io and at a p)oit belo0w, in the four-foot, kite mlentilon ed, oine andh one-half feet below the point of iltersctioni. lie these two strings to gethier and~ attach the captive cord, balanic ing it so that the cap~tive cordi shaull be ex. actly opposite the pont of itersection, or at rIght angles with the perpendicular stick frame, The face of tihe kite is then coni vex, and~ the beck of course, coiicave. 'if fun fot l ot fby. hsfr fkt wilyfsh DOMESTIO. 80AP.--Hoft soap, if pure, wdil always be semi-transparont. If filmy or clouded, the grease from which it is made Is dirty C or impure. - It is always safer to buy soap that Is warranted pure. Many of the sub stances added to the great number of won derful soaps advertised are in no way ser- N viceable In extracting dirt or stains, but by U increasing the weight with less costly arti- . clO, the venders make a profit at the ex- C peus-3 of the consumers. Fifteen per cent. I of rosin may improve soap or make it more cleansing, but beyond that all that is used I deteriorittes the quality of the soap. And V yet we learn many varieties of hard soap I have at lena' seventy-five per cent. of rosin, 0 and those who purchase get only one-third of what they spent their money for. It is veiy little trouble to make the soap for laundry and kitchen purposes at home. If all the grease Is saved and tried out c from the bones and scraps So as to keep a sweet and clean, and when a quantity is i collected, lye from hard wood ashes or pure t pottash is added to it, any one can have the I best of soap, and with It the satisfaction of j knowing it Is free of all injurious adultera- 9 tions. There is not a great amount of 1 labor in making it. Never use concentrated 0 lyc to make family soap. It is too corro- d si ve. But if convenient, after meltinig the grease, add tht lye to that aid boll together. If not convenient to do that, put the lye a cold into the cask and nelt the grease; c when hot pour it to the cold lye. Stir It a wcl together, and two or three times a day, t when near the cask, stir it thoroughly. If 11 the lye is either too strong or too weak, I It will not cut the grease and combine e together. If too strong, pour in water- t not much at a time. If too weak add stronger lye, also in small quantities, until the d eired effect is attained. Lye should i be strong enough to bear up an egg, so that % a very small part of the shell rises above t the water, not larger than a dime. Pine e wood casks are the best for holding soap or lye. These directions are intended only for soft soap. 111 the city it is too much k trouble to make hard soap, but only the best kinds should be used. In the country one has more facilities for making both 0 hard and soft soap, especially in farmers' families, where they can save some hard wood ashes, even if not enough for all the soap they need, and nothing will make soup so satisfactory as lye from hard wood ashes. Every younm housekeeper should d understand that without her own careful watchfulness and quiet supervision very munch grease that could be usefully em- b played as shortening, or if too coarse for that for soap, is thrown into the soft-fat Pot and sold as the cook's perquisitics with out the mistress having anly knowledge of it. If it is understood from the beginning that the mistress will take care that all the waste grease is saved, tried out'and strain ed, anid by and by made into soft soap two good things may be gained-temptatioL to dishonesty on the part ef the servants will be removed, and a quantity of pure clean soap may be secured, Twenty-five pounds s of well-saved grease will make a thirty two gallon cask of 1oap. lor R'iiEVENTVE.-A correspondent w reconmnends the following remedy for ex- b terminating moths in carpets and furniture: After sonic years of experience with the p troublesome pests, says the writer, I found a sure preventive of moths in pitcl paper, S the same as roofers use. The moth will e live and grow oni cayenne pepper and g tobacco, while I never could -ec that the 0se of these articles kept the moth miiller out. Thto plan for tle furniture dealer or housewiFe is to cut, the paper in slips and pilacc about the room, under and behind sofas, chairs, etc.; tils should he done as , early as thle iddlile of A pril, and in warm cliimates earlier. If the dealer wishes to nmake plilor suits moth proof, lie should tplace on (lie inside of backs of chairs and V seats, smiall strips of (lie pitch haper, atul reat assuired that, the miil ier wilt not selectt these plha':cs to (deposit eggs. It is (lie a imiller that is the foundationi of all the miis chief. 1 - e ONE of the most deliceus ways to serve the e:irly vegetabiles Is this :Take new po0 tatoes aind young beets, boil until dlone in separate kettles, then slice into thle (dish in which they are to he put on (lie table; first put a layer of potatoies, stprinkled with pep'~- r per and salt and little lumps of buitter, then a layer of bmeets', treated in (lie same way, and so omi until the dish Is fuli, thien pour over alt a little sweet cream, or milk, if you cannmot get cream, only a little, inot eniouighi to ma~ke a s1lppy sort of (disth, but so that thmeie wilt be a fewv spoonfuls in the' hot,om of (lie dish, which everyone will wvishm for. This, wvithi a tender, juicy, becef steak, cooked on a wire gridiron over coals, a tempting salad, goodl bread andt butter a and icedi teni, with some very ligtht dessert, a makes a dlinnier for which one may be a thankful, AN excellent housekeeper, and one who is careful about many things, says, D~oI not iron a red tablecloth at all ; wash it carefulty in warm suds (not hot), rInse well, and whein readly to hang on the line take great pains to pult it so that it will keep the proper shape. It wvill retain Its color nmiich longer than if Ironed.. Ti. MAKE w.arm wveathier breaacfast cakes, take one cup of molasses, one cup of browvn sugar, nearly one cupi of butter, oi- lard and butter mixed, oneC cup of sour milkc, four cups oh flour, four teaspounfuls of soda, not heaping but eveni full, oneC tea spoonfiul each of cinnmamuon, salt andt ginger, one egg, bake in gem tins. Tlhese w I keep well for ai week. Siim: FANev M~~vs.--T'hese aire mnade of thin, gray cardboardi, worked withI red cotton ini a fancy pattern, and filnished rount the edge wIth a full plaited rutIle of colored paper, piniked oin tl:e edge. Cut a little star ot gilt or sliver paper, aind palste on the top) of each plait. Quite a number iii pretty artIcles may bc matfe in this way. Siuor: t3Iows.-May be made of a pine box, neatly lined with turkey redl, with crash for lid and sidtes worked in cross stitchi with crewels and tackeud on the edge, liniishied with narrow black uvel vet ant securedt withI glt -headed nails. Ccu 11u1l.'Ami. --ilrke thie spoinge thie same way witth scalded indian meal; amdd sailt and syrup, but thicklen wvith ihe wheat flour altogether. Let it rise, st'iam andl hmake as above diirected. IIAKEDI ~ilAN ilREA.-One cupI imolas. ses, three cuips flour, two (cup1) sour umilk, four cups Sweet milk, live cups meat, one talespooinful of salt, one t-iblespoonfuil ot ssda ; bake! two hours. SbA isoc ii. --One quart of tIlour, iiablespoonufiil of lard, 1 teaspoonful of soda, 2 teaspoonuls of cream t-irter. Put .both in tihe flour and wet wvithI sweet ulik. IhR sixs.--Three eggs, one and a half cups of brown sugar, hir~ cup of butter, listf cup of lard. Mix slowly with boiling water, one (quart new milk, One cup yeast, a pmeh of salt. To STAIN Fi.oons.-To strong lye of wood ashes add( einomghm copperas for the rcqidredl oak shade ; put thIs oni with a mon- andC varnIsh afterwards. HUMOROUS. Two fashionable younig men, who are ,egular attendants at Dr. Pentecost's Eben zer Chapel, on their way to church last hut day paused in front of Fritz's beer sal on, on the corner of Austin avenue, when 'no of them asked: "Do you think it Is vrong to go In and get a cool glass of beer eforo tho church service begins I" "Are ,ou going to pay cash down?" asked the thter. "Not much. I ani going to make 7ritz hang it up on the slate, with the rest." 'In that case we are doing a good deod. 'ritz will never get his money, and that 4ll be a lesson to the d--d Dutchnan. It till teach din that It is wiong to sell beer u the Lord's day," (Cleveland, (Ohio) ierald.] A liaminock's Wild Way. An Illinois exchange feels called to thus cliver itself: "Illis lanimock swung loose t the sport of the wind," and tumbled the [on. J. 1. Irwin on his head, and but for Jo applieation of St. Jacob's Oil, he might ave gone "where the woodbine twineth." 'ven so dear Beacon as many others have one. who failing to use the Great German temedy in time, for their rheumatism and ther dangerous diseases, "have paid the ebt of Nature." Rub is our motto. "WHAT kind of a house do you want?' sked the architect. "Oh," replied the tizen, wearily, "I don't want a house at l1. I just want you to build me three ers of closets, like jail cells; 130 closets i a tier, and put a roof over the top tier. want to put 1up1 a house that will contain Uough closets to satisfy my wife." But t architect, who was a man of broad ex erience, told hin he would have to put a ousaind closets in a tier and make the ed Ice six stories high, and then his wife !ould say wAhen it was conpleted that lere wasn't a closet in the house big niough for a cat to turn around in. H'ny were sitting oii the back steps eeping mosquitos at a distance with the 1-llavored fumes of nicotinc-soaked clay ipes and talking on the all-absorbing topic f the lay: " I don't s'pose you'll believe , but it's a fact, that when I was down to lorfollt in '163 a shell burst right in front 'me, and the contents lodged right plum i imy stomach, 'i I-in alive now." "Sane ling liappened to tie down oi. the wharf ny before yesterday."'' The two frauds uzed at eacli other, as if trying to see ihich was the biggest liar. They were 3th telling the truth for this once. They a I indulged in VirgInni oysters "oin the alf shell." t1. Paul Pioneer Presq.I What We I1ate. We hate growling, no matter the source r cause and recomend herewith the rome y. Use St. Jacob's Oil and laugh at pain. will do the work every time. MN. Vuxmon, the meteorologist, was rolling through the streets of Montreal ceutly, when lie eicountered a stranger, ho asked : "Be you thu iman who shios eather prophecies at the people ?" 44 I alieve I am1 the person you refer to," le lodestly answered "Where do you ex -ct to go to when you die ?" "1I hope to .) b heaven." "Glad to hear you say >," remiarkel tihe stranger. "There's a mtp who ain't no friend of inimne and whio's >ig to hell, sure; but if you was going, io. I couldn't depend on the temperature ing enough to scorch hin." "TE, tinc what it is darling?" lie said, lissuringly, taking her hand and dirawing oser. "'Don't keep anything from ime." Oh, Eug~enel-' she blushIngly reltiedJ. liut, there ought to be no secrets between s,'' he exptostulated. "T1rue love is thie iry spirit, of conlid~enlc." "'It's some dung 1l've been going to ask yotu for ai long inle." ''Theni let, tue know it now," he kied ardently, with a tender pressure of er* hniid. "I1 will,'' she said suiinmioimng p courage ; "'what, is the btest cure for tillSII" A fool once more. FoXr ten years my wife wais conilned to her edi with such a cotmphcationi of ailments iat 110 doctor could1( tell whiat was the hitter or cure her, iand I usedl upl a sitatll >rtunie iin hiuiibiug sItilf. Six mth~lls ago saw a U. S. flag with I101) Ihittere on it, nil I thought that I would be a fool on1Ce lore. I tried it., but mny folly provedl to be tisdomit. Two bottles cured her, ati shte 11now as well and1( strong n8 anly inan's ife, and1( it, cost mec onily two dllhars. Such "Oh, any I is it not excessive ?'' And bie dIrew about, forty long breaths and wunig her fan wvith as mnuch energy as if lie wvas chopping hash on time. "'Well, 's a pretty hot day,'' was the reply or an 1(1 gentlemian, ''but take matters cool as I .0, and you wi on't stiffer." And ho swung is palm-leaf liat with both hands as thoutghi e was sco.oping sandl for ia molrtar bed. TriiERE are som11 1m10n so talkative that ioiiing but the toothache Canl miake one oi' hienu hol his jaw. Vegetinie WTorkod Liko a Charm-Cured Salt Rhoum and Rheumatism. 75 (Court Street, tRome, N. V., ,liy il0, 18791. lDear Sir.--o~ne year ago last fall iiy itle hoy lil a breaikig out1 of urysipelas and Hal Itheinn, is face beiing 0one matt1 ereul sore of thle worst die. er ition. Nottig your aduveri seiment In Ithe paS Sers4, I iturchatsedt Iwo hot1lies of thle V'egcinem, and1 rithi the I wo hotles mty son w'as i'ured. I ntever aw anyl ling like the Vegetine; it worked like a 'htarin. I haive tbeein city wiathtntali al tRomeI foir ears. Thbis teethinonija is gratuitous. Vegetinue Makes You Happy. ilR.11. it.STEVENS: Dear SIr. -1 was dratggeid downi with dlebt pov ely ast lterilig for years, caused by3 sicknies it ny family anud a large hull for dloctorlug, which huh310 not~i Iur them. I tiecnme dtiscolirageud unt i ,y t1he advice of an old friend, I cotmmtencetd using he V'egellne, and it oine nmonth we wuere ail well mtd none of uts have seen it siek dayv s1hle. 1 wai o say to all whto know me, you can keep your 'amitily welt the year rotind by itsing Vegel ine. t1t No. Exeter Streel. Disease of the Blood. lIlt. 1i. It. TlEV ENS: IDetr Sir. - have stngered for abot I wo years withi a disonase of the' bltood, and after usin11g dilfer DIIt meies, but linuling itO relief, i wats indutced 10 try Vegettine. After laking two botles I was entirely cured. I have recommtenlded I1 iti almy friend,, atnd believe i1t to h the best miediclite of ite kindu it use. Youtr' truly', I.E A. N DER1 l.t"IhY. Veget.i.no, PRIEPAREDH lY n. H. KTEVF.Ns, ntostonl, ltuiM. Uegetine is Sold by all Druggists, aes READ IT ALL. IT BY 8AVE YOUR LIFII. hop bitters AIU The Purest and Best Medicine ever made. < C TIiEY AltE UOMIOINDED FItOM 0 IEfol,. linielat,, MastIrake nued Dandtelion. 0 "The Oldest, Best, niost lenowned, and C ' Valuable Medicines in the World, and '13i addition contain all the beat and most 'eifective curative properties of all other * bitters, being the greatest Liver legulator, C * BLOOD PUitI FIEli and life and health re- I 'storing agent on earth." b Thiey Give New Lire nd Vigousr to time Ageds and111e Inema. "TO Clergytnien, Lawyers, Literary Men, Ladies, and all those whose sedentary ei * ploymenta catitio irregularltiesof the Blood, C * Stonach,l Bowels, or Kidneys, or who re Sluire an Appetiser, Tonic, and mild Stinu 'lant, thesse Hitters are invalable, being 'highly curative, tonic, and stimulating, without intoxicating." " No matter what your feelings or symp. 'loins are, or what the disease or alnient is, 6 use Hol, lItters. Don't wait until you are 0 'sick, bit if you only feel bad or miserable. i'uo the flittera at once. It may save your 'life. hlundreds have been saved by so do. 'ing at a trilling cost." Ask Your' Dretggist or Plysialcian. " Do not suffer yourself or lot your friends 'suifer, blit lsie and urge them to ise 1op t 'Bitters." b " Itemenmber, lop Bitters is no vili. drug- t 'god, druntken nostrum, butthe purest and ti beat Medicine ever made, and no persott or family should be without it." C REMEMBER THIS. IF YOU ARE SICK. V b If you ire sick, loP HilTrrElim will surely aid Nature IIi making you well agati when all clse fails. I If you are conparativiely well, itt feel the need of a grand tonic and stimulant, never rest easy illi you are made a new h ehtiur by tle lise of HOP BITTERS. If you are costive or dyapeptlc, or are sucf. fering from any other of the numuerous dia eases of tlie stomach or howels, it is your own fault if you reniain III, for HOP BITTERS ire a sovereignt reciedy in ccll such coci plaints. If you are wast ing away with accy formc of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this ioment, and turn for a cure to f HOP BITTERS. If you aro sick with that terrible sickness, Nervousness, you will find a " Bahin in Glead" in the use of HOP BITTERS. C if you are a frequenter, or a resident of a milasmatIe district, barricade your system b against the scourgo of all countries-nala rial, epidetie, billous, and Intermnittecit fe vers--by the use of HOP BITTERS. If you have rough, pimily, or saillow skin, baId breath, ':iins and aches, and feel iccsera ble generally, H OP BITTERS will give you fair skin, rich blood, tice siweetest breath. health. and coifort. cIn sacori, they c-uroc ALL. Diseases of the t Stocnach, Bowels. BiloodI, I.is-er, Nerves, j Khdincvs, ke., acnd $500 w-I be pail for a case they wvil l otciure oc help, or* for ainythicng ipure ot- injioiucs focmdc inc thiem. Thiat poor. bedriiden, invialid w-ice, sister, miothier, or cdaucghter, cacn bo cmade the Ie.' inc-e of health by a fewv bottles of lio' lii ters, coating butd a I rifle. WVill yeou Let titui Sly.'ar r Cleanse, Purify and Enrich the Blood with Anci you weili inave ito sickness r rin- cic-cg or- doctor's r bills to c'av. "Goim' ter thec pienic terday. Charlie ?'' s shouted Jlimmie Tuff boy across the atreet. too 11lun. Your ma won't let yer go coz shec forgot to frost hecr enkc for ik.2 If the resp~ective miothiers of the boys hadn'tt he~ard the~ conversaltioni perhafps tie little fellows wouhIln't, haive had t'o stay ini the back yard nil day. r ISN'Ti that a becautiful setting I" excflaimed Dandiiaugh at one of the principal jewelry Stores, last evening. "Yes," blushngly re'.orted Miss Pleasawvay. "but it doesn't look one half so h -wiecingly lovely ass sister Maude does icn Mr Sidewhisker's lap." Josihs, gettinir up from his dinner, in a qutiet way remarked to his landliady that hec ihad found everythcing on the table cold except tile ice cream. Why Weair Plasters. TIhey mcay relieve, but tihey catn't cure that lame back, for tno kidnove are the trocible acnd you want a remedy to act direotly on their secretionts, to pur fy anti restore their hsealthcy conidittocn. Kidnoey-WVort has that .ipooiilo ac tioc--ancd at tice same time it regulates the bowels pcerfoetly. Doen'. wait to get sick, but not a packageo to-day, antd euro youc-ol f. Liquid andi dry sold by all Druggistfe--Oermantown Telegraph. lionc't Die inc the ilouse. Ask Druggists for '' Rtough on flats." It, clears out rats, mice, roaches, flios, bed-bugs. 15o. ?ciias. M.oRo5AN A iicc., Mutu c Life flikhiitg, Teic ii ancd Cihstiut, stree H, ii lye on hantd a tiuperbtistock om cXc ia 11no qu.shliy i~ha' mlotnus, which they offor t as iow price-c) as stones.- 01 thie lIrst quality, perfct alike In color ah~d chilco, can be hold for. W~hat is mtoc rei-Trrble, more psainful, more exasperatitng, dlisocurag lng andl persistenct Lhan IL1ES, especially to anilicteid mortals who have irlocd lotions, omct mote, pills. eleotumaries acid'alh mannor of niostrunms and doctors' Atuf f, Internally anid externcahy, wIthout relief ? What wonder is it that half a millioni redeemed sucfferers shoulhd shoutjoaancnas over the cdiscovety of '-Atnakeais '' an infallible eoure for Pdols ? TIs me-dicai mniraci.., so simple as to excite wonider that wise doo'ors have not thought of it be fore, act pr(-mpt. and certaml icc its action as to tiecure fir itself lice title of infallible, so sci itioi andc ratiocial in its combmtatin of h'oull tice. inistrnucent anid medlicico, a to render ltce ultimate cure of 95 por cent, of average cases of piles snro, is cnot ani accidecital uiis covory, but lice solcution of a prohclom by the stuldy andu experiencio of Dr. Silibee, lin ac cemplishced andi distinguished phtysioaan of 40 years4' aianding. It has stood thce test of 20 years' experieliec; ove'r half a million of scif ferors have usedu it wt sccras, anid doctors of a-l schools cnow ir scribe it In their prac tIce anid it is proncounceid to be thce nearest to an infalliblo cucre for piles yet disooveredl. "Anakesia,'' Dr. 8 Kilabee's Externial Pile Ronumaedy, is sold by druggists everywhere. Price $1.00 per box. Samples mailed FiaE to all sufferers oni a >. >lcatieon te P. Neitaedter &Ofo.BJloia i'e Yorl. INNoOBT young wife to -husband 'who ;ets up for the fifth or sixth t!ple to take a Irink of ire-water after a late return home: 'Why, Charley,"What have yon been doing his evening ?' TrutbfnI husband: 41've eeu playing billiards." The next day he overboard the husband of the woman iext door complaining that the imackerel made him thirsty. "Ah, poor man,'' she ighed, "I wonder how ho would feel if h*e zad been playing billiards." Honored and Blessed. When a board of eminent phyalcians and hemists announced the discovery that by omblning sone well known valuable reme ies, the most wonderful medicine was pro uced, which would cure such a wide range f diseases tha. most all other remedies ould be dispensed with, many were scepti al ; but proof of Its merits by actual trial as dispelled all doubt, and to-day the dis overers of that great medicine, Hop itters, are honored and bleased by all as enefactors. A DUBLIN professional man addressed n artlean, who was waiting in his hall, ather brusquoly: ".Halloa, you fellow, ,o you want me ?" The answer was roinmt: "No, yer honor, 1 am waiting for gentleman." "Now, Willie,' said the anxious mother, 'how did you get that big daub of molas Ds on your best jacket?" "Oh, sirup-titi usly, ma," and his peculiar wink saved ni a boxed ear. Complications. If the thousands that now havo their rest nd oamfort destroyed by complications of ver and kidney eomplainta would give na Lire's remedy, Kidney-Wort a trial they would o sieoodily oured. It acts on both organs at Li same time and therefora completely fills lie bill for a perfect remedy. If you have a tio back and disordered kidneys use it at noo' Don't neglect them.-Mirror and 'armer. A RionMON) physician says that if people vill take a bath in hot whiskey and rock alt twice a year they will escape rheuma ism and colds. But wou!dn't sugar taste otter than salt?" A Chinaman with blonde hatr is the test San Francisco novelty, Turn him ut in the lecture field, is he not by educa ion, birik and nature a yellow-cuetionist ? THOUSANDs will bear testimony (and do voluntarily) that VRGRTINE is the best aedical compound yet placed before the ublic for renovating and purifying the 'lood, eradicating all humors, impurities or oisonous secretions from the system, in 'igorating and strengthening the system lebilitated by disease ; it frict, it is, as aany have called it, "The Great Health testorei." "WHAT'S the man yelling at ?" asked a armer of his boy. "Oil I" chuckled the oy, "he's yelling tt the top of his voice." Tu barber who would not color the mustache of an inebriate because he feared e would (lie a drunkard, had a fair streak f humor in him. Ax ENcitmoUs TRAFFi(. - Pittsburgh oasts that 849,740 bottes of Carboline ave been sold within the past eix ionths, 'his shows that the great ariny of bald ends will soon be reduced to a corporal's uard. "1 1 2 3 cent stamps," Is what the oung lady said when she came up to the tamp window. AN umbrella is diffeen from a man in hat it is only good for something when it used tip. "iF'MAL.E complaiints" are the result, of upurc blood. Use "Dr. Lindsey's Bl1ood learcher." sure cure. 'PHEs rcporter who was requested to !rite up the (eath of two murder'crs, said c'd see 'cm hanged first, INxs to young bachelors--Pay your ills before you pay your addresses. "SELLRR9' Livin Pi'rL~s" have beeni the tandard remedy for malaria, liver comn haint, costiveness, etc., for fifty years. A l'AsiuFUL yoting man couldl defer the iomentous question nto longer, so lie ftaim iered: "Martha, I--lo you-muist, ave-arc you aware that the good book aye-er, says that it is not g-g-good that 1-man shiouild be alone ?" "Tvhien hadn't ou better run home to your mother ?" fartha cooly suggested. DON'T judge a man's character by the nmbrella be carries. It may not be his. 'Tix most stubborn cases of female weak ess yield when the patient takes Lydia E. 'inkham's Vegetable Compound. A VANE bird--The wecathercock. A sarr thing--A mustard plhaster. IRS. L.YDIA E. PINKBAM, OF L.YNN, MASS., 1o 1EGTALE OMOUN. Is a Positive Cure SI for all those Painl11si (oniplintue andi Wenknesses M sOconmmon to ossi best femtniu, populntion, gi it wiii eure en',riey thie worst formz of I'zeao comi. Cli plaints, ali ovarian troubles, Inflammaation andi Ulcera, tion, iitiiing andi DIsplnements, andi the consequent Cpinal weakness, tnd hi panrticuilarly ndapted to theo chiango of I.Ifo. It wiiil dissolve andI er pe tumors from theouterus In - an eariy slngo of dovelopnment. 'the tendoncy to can. curous humorst(here is checked veryvapeeily hy itsusi. - It removes faintness, Ilatiency, dest roys nil ernving for stImulants, and relieves went nems of tho atomie chi. It cures lilonting, licendnehe., Nerrons Prostration. (leneral Devbility, sleepiessncss, Dep'resson andi Ini.J gestion. That feelng og bearing down, enuislng pa"in, weight and backnehte, is always permannently curedl by' It.ia. It wili at all timnes anti undelr a1' clrcumistanes ne t In it. harmony with the laws I liat govern t lie feminlo mystem. of For tho eure of Kidney ('omplaints of either wier thista compound Is unsurpaesed. o POUNDS Is irepared at 233 and 235 weistrn Avenu.. Lynn, Mass. Price $1. six bott les for 5.. senit by rmsall in the form of pills, also in the formi of lorenges, on receipt of price, gi per box for eiU er. Mrs. Plikhamn b freely answers all X'ters of Iuiquiry. send ts mpamnph lot. Address as above. Mentfoer this hj~per. Nofamily should b wiouLYDIhA E. PINKI/AMW ' LlvR P1l.1.B. They cure conistlpatlon, biliouanse e and torpidity of the lir. 26 cents pez DoI. eir- Sold hy all nh.....lar.. -ar - P. THEGREA t LNMATISI, fleuralgia, Sciatica, Lunia, Vackache, Soreness of the Chesi. Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, Genera' Bodily Pains, rooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Proparation on earth equals ST. .lAcous 0.O. s a safe, sure, aloploe an. cheap Exterival tenedy. A trial entails but thp comparativaly rifling outlay of 50 Cents, and every one euffreng vith pain can havo cheap cud positivo proof of It1i laiims. D'rect'ons in Eleven Languages. OLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDIOINE, A. VOGELER & CO., .Baltimoredifd., . .A: THE ONLY MEDICINE IN EITIElR LIQUID OR1 DRY FORM That Act at theosano tine'on rE MVI?, THES BO wzS, AYD THE KIDEaYS. WHY ARE WE SICK? Because we allow these great organs to becone clogged or torpid, and poisonous humorsare therefore forced Into the blood that shouldbe expelled naturally. E I 0 S.Ze WILL SURELY CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, PILES, CONSTI'ATION, URINA RY DISEASES, FEMALE WEAKNESSE9, AND NEtVOUS DISOR1DERS, by causingfree action qf these organs and restoring their power to thron qff disease. Wvjay sufrer illious pains and aches? Why tormented With P1les, Constipation? Why frightened over disordered lidneyst Why enduro nervous or sick herdaches? Use KIDNEY-WO11RTandrefoice in health. Itisputupin Dry Vegetable orm, intin cans one package of whick makes six quiats of medicine. Also In Liquid Form, very Concen. t rated, for those that cannot readily prepare it. L.trit acts with equal emciency in either form. OPT IT OF YOUR DRUGGIST. PRICE, 1.00_ .~ I EL1.8, IIICiAIlDSON & Ce., Prop's, (Will send the dry post-paid.) IIUItLIMOTON, IT. CELEBRATED STOZIACH SITTERS Feeble and Sickly Persons acover their vitality by pursuing a course of osteotter'e Stomach Bitlers, the muost popular in Sorant and alteritiyc inedicine in use. Genecral )i >it-y, fever and acgue, ilyspepsia, ~onisiipation, letiiatism, and ot~hur inliies are colupuletely 110 vilb t. Ask t hose who have used it what For male by ail iDriiggists and dealers generally. O US 01 month. f)radato aa nioniln $40ito Ics ddress VALENTINE iltOS...lianos iilo. FOR REEDllRGANS V'is woiterf.,iy siiiicessfull book still sella largely, frtarter u iiiai . ry in to o a lsrm ie~sces or ilaichi brp , lras, account for the IN PICESS5 ANID NEAlILY IIEAD)Y A N~ew, look for Chaoir*. A Newi Jlook.b f'' inging, .Schools, liv L I). EM1ElISON. Ncwm Blook of Trios for Female Voices. liY W. 0. P'EI INS. tuAni:un Oniir.,i'r.in sho01l1 senid for Ennuor's tal 'nrwhert.swt ju crfu t o'n dtos and wo in riy JLIVER DITSON & 4,0., Boston. 1. E.. IbITSON, & UCy., I2% Chsesa ni-r i J,. ee i *ehn 3O0NTRASTED1EDITONS, h'm.elfand~ thr. ll ndNs e'4o i raticcarir Fuli i)t 'not Ds 1 d8,ei<e.H7arat k i'ruariaa werantemn aitveie ni i' lallfe ad oiier., iln teradrtisarer Pula the ri or aftb vy r u p o th e y gdve t .. d eert HEALTH IS WEALTH HEALTH o BODY is WEALTI of MIND, Radway's Puro blood makes sound lesh, strong bone andal If you would have y0' 410sh rm. Four bones sound without oaries, and your Domplexion fir, use ataidway's Sarsalparil. Elan Resolvent. A remedy conosed of Ingredients of extra. ordinary medical properties essential to puriy heal. repir and Invirorate the broken-down and JWstd od-QI0it PLBASANT, SAFA and 4AETin its treatment and cure. * No Matter b what name the complint May be designoated whether It be 89rotula, Cn sumption, Syphilie, Ulcers, Sores, TamorS,Bol, ryslplas or Balt-heum diseases of the uni gs.KEneys, Bladder, Womb, Skin, Liver, atomach or Dowels ether chronic br coonstitu. ioual, the virus of the disease Is in the BLOOD which supplies the waste, and builds and re pairs these organs and wasted tissues of the system. If vie blood Is unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. Tihe Narsapawtllian Resolvent not only io a couaonsatg remedy u seures noalous actioa of each of thue sers It e ar Lishes throughout the entire system functional larmony, and supplies the blood-vessels with a pure and healthy current ot new life. The skin, aftera few days use of the Bareaparill Uanp Domes clear and beauful. Pimples, IOthe, Black Spots and Skin Bruptons are removed; Bores and Ulcers soon oured. Personssuffering from Scrofula, Eruptive Diseases of the Eyes. Houth, kars , Throat and Glands, that have au ate apd spread, either from un cured diseases or meroury, or from the use of Corrosive Sublimate, mar rely upon a cure it the Sarsapartllian is cont nued a sufioient time to make its Impression on the system. One bottle contains more of the active princi ples of medicines than any other preparation. Taken in Teaspoonful Doses, while others re u ro vo or i times as much. One Dollar MINUTE REMEDY. only requires minutes not hours to r& lieve pai and cure acute disease. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, In from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough application; no matter how violent or excruciating the pain the Rheumatic Bed-ridden, Infirm. Oripled, Nervous eNou rlc or prostrated with d is e man suffer, RAD WAY's UEADY RELIEF will l afford instant ease. Inflantmattou of the iineyliame lion of tie a adder. n , u atlon os f te Bowels, Congoastlon or the. Lngis. More Throa, Difflould, Jrenthft, a'anpintt on of the Hears, II rsterios. Ciroup. Dipin. theri, Caturrn, nafluen's. liqad Tolreohe, Neuralglen. Rheumatism Col 4Jiii. Ague Chlls, Chilblaina nu Frost Miles, ila'ulaeu, INaunmer Cona plaints.Neru'oumneas, Nileepiessnois. eohs. d sCrls asne In the Chest. flack or LMxbs arc Instantly ivo lieved. Fever and Ague. FEVER and AGUE cured for 50 eents. There is not a remedial agent in this world that will cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Bill. ou4 ~oarlet. Typhold. Yellow and Qther fevers (aid'd by Badway's Pills) so quickly an RAD WAT 'a BRADY RELIJEF. It will in a few moments, when taken accord Ing to directions, eure Cramps, Spasmns, Sour tomach, IHeartourn Sick eaash Dlarrhce Dysenter, Celi0, Wind In the Bowels, and al internal"APai. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Ra4. way's Ready Relief with them. A tow dro in wa er will prevent sjkness or painsIro change of water. It k: better than Trench brandy or bitter as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided with It. CAUTION. All remedial a en eDable of destroying ife oher owerful remiedies does at certan Lines, in very small doses, relieve t~he patient during their action in the system. But perhaps the second dose, If repeated, may aggravate and In crease the suftoring, and another dose cause death. There Is no ncessity for using these uncertain agents when a positive remedy lke Itadway's Ready Reitef w ill sto the mot ex cruciatn pain quickr, without entailink tins THE TRUE RELIEF. RADWAY's 1IRA DY RELIEF Is tl only remedil agent in vogne that will instantl stop pain. Fifty Centsi Per Bottle. RAD)WAY'S Regulatinlg P ills. Pecrfect, Purga'tive.s, Soothing A iuri ant,9, Act Witthnu Pain, Always Reliable, and Natural In their 0Ope ration. A VEGET'lABLE SUBSTITUTE FOlt CALJOMEL. Perfe tiy tasteless, elegant~ coatedi with sweet gne, purge, reguiatoe, purify, cleanse andi R A WA Y's PILr.s, for ihe altro 'Y all D'sorders Of the Stomachn, Liver, Bowels, Ks4nes Bladder, Nervous Diseases, He.adacho,. Constipiton, Ces. tiveness, 1nd gestilon, D~yspepia Bikousne'ss Fever, Infianmation of the Ilowes Piles, andi all derangements of tihe Internal laceora. War ranted~ to effect a perleeot cure. Purely vege table, dointaing no mercury, minerals or dele 13'observe the following symptoms reslting frm Diseases of the Dige~tive Organs: COnsti on anward Pies, Fuilness of the Bie d in lie Head, Acidity Of tihe Stomach, Nausa, heartburn, ibi gust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the htomachi, Bour Eriuctions, Siking or Fluttering at the Hearr, Choking or Suffering Sensations when in a lying posture, Dlmnessi of Vision, Dots or Webs liefore tihe Siigt, Fever and Dull P'ain In the head, Deficiency of Per spiration, Yeiiowness of the Skin and Eye", l aln in the aide. Chet, Limbs and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the 1hhesih. A few doses of RA DWAY'S PIu~s will free the system from ail the above-named Disorders. P'rice, 23 Ceonts Per Box. We repeat that the reader must consult our: books and papers on the subject, of dnsr'ases and heir cure, .mong which may be named : "Palso anti True," **Hsdva on Irrriaula,'Urethra," md others relaming to different ciasses or Dis BOLD BY DRUGGISTS. RE~AD "PALISE AND TRUE." Send a lrtter stamp to RA DWAY & CO., o. RkS Warrens, (ir. Ciaseerel Nt., New t informallons worth thoulsand wlill be sent Mlake Money IU 0?'$n in. .9 , NLEW flrai FoohireNevous ne ild Vit m afroe 01 arrs ativ (Igane naey, ais Firet Avonue, N. K, OOFFEY'S ATENT BOG CUTTER WILL CUT FRlOM ONE TO TWO- ACRES PER DAY. Andi work au ealily an. an ordinary plow. Price Sf5 aind *-to, en 'ims.I~n a nd, Rot, Puiblsie New York -.- M. 1Ely, s.u, 5 :adaN o'wc York;Jh. -iNow Req o Orag 6oy.m N.V. A. 1'. .JOllN CIOFFEY, Turners, Orange County, N. Y. DR. VnOn1Urism Fuina, or laeu tr..de,