The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, August 16, 1881, Image 4

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8o ne QVcrtoiies In Wines. The king of Bavaria fidsigiven up drink ing very old wines, and his chancellor has recently sold to a Loridon firm some'of the moqt. veperable wines which have ever resehed England. Ahn. those the most noticeable "are the Steiiwein,- grown in the Bavarian State vineyards in the year 1540;. jeistenwein, grown in the year 1081; had some wines of- the famous comet year 1811. These are good only as rarities. This was the experience of the wise bib blers who investigated, the contents of a famnous o1oi private-collir in the North of England in the interest of science, and Hen ry Vizeteliy tells us that, though the wines of 13i. Enilion, "the Burgdndies of the Girond," under special conditions may be kept for forty years, that is an age to which no other red wine of the Gironde will attain without sensible deterioration. Of the famous chateau Lafitte of the comet year (by far the grandest vintage within the memory of -living men), which sold in 1807 for five pounds a bottle, he says that it was utterly "gone;" and simply as a curiosity. At Vienna, in 1878, the grand duke of Nassau made an interesting display of, ar chaic wines-samples from his collection of the great wines of the Rheingau, former ly stored in the cellars of the Bernardino abbey, of Eberbach. Among these were Hochheimers, dating back to 1700, Mar cobrunners, nearly as venerable, and Stein bergers, of the comet year, but all were completely "gone," as was also a Rudes iieiner of 1842. All the wines anterior to the great year 1846, had lost their tite high flavor and vinous attributes, including nearly alt that fragrant aroma from which the higher class IRhine wines are celebrated, while of their ancient splendor they retain little except their brilliant color. These wines, however, are never fortiled by ex traneous alcohol. The genilno Stein-whiol costs at the cellar four times as imuch as the foreign retailers ask for Imitations-has singular vigor and fire. Their splendid gold color. their considerable mellowness without any harshness whatever, and their great consib. tency, delicacy and aroma, entitle Stein and Leister wines at their best to rank among the great wines of the world. With age their mellowness vanishes, as does much of their body, but they gin im mosely in bouquet and delicacy. " They are reported to keep good for a hundred years," says Mr. Vizetelly in his Vienna report, " and to improve to the end, when they are popularly known as 'Kranken. weine,' or 'sick wines.' " Another royal e.chibit was a white Hohenlohe-Langerberger of 1811, which, though wanUting in character, was remarka bly well preserved, while a "comet " Erl enbacher, proved to have lost all its color and almost all Its llavor. At the ripe old age of 107 the Markgrafler-Hallingerberg wines of Badeg have been found excellent, having preserved their vinous tharacter ivithout adventitions aid. It was a five year old Tokay that carried off the highes-t honors in the 'okayer-Essenz class, though it is claimed that thirty years in the wood is an essential preliminary to perfection. At ninety-three years of age sonic speci mens of Tokay preserved their silken soft ness, though.their color and bouquet were nearly gone, all the sugar had turned to spirit and the tlavor .was so shurp and pun gent 'is to be almost disagreeable. Of this almost nauseous bitter flavor, which con noisseurs profess to admire, it is no heresy to say as George Canning less truly said of still champagne, -tile man who says lie likes it will say anything." Of wines outside of Germany, old ports [And sherries are as a rule too much indebted to adventitious spirit for their retained abundtant vinosity, andI even Made'iras, which it is cotismonly said can never be drunk too olt, owe some of their fullness and vinosity to the mode ratet administration of alcohol in thieir youth. A Hay Cap. A cap two yards sqjuare will cover as large a cock of hay as one can easily put up. but a cap one anud a half yards square is usually quite as sensible. It, is only necessary to protect the uppe.r half of the cocks, as the lowver ponrt!ons necver get wet except on the Outside. Cloth, a yard and a half wide will make up with very little sewing; the ed1ges may be hemmed, but overcasting wvill answer nearly as well, and a raw edige will (10 little harm.- Cloth of that widtti is not alwt'ys obtainable, and yard wide, o~r forty-inch wide may be used, by cutting into suitauble lengths and sliit ting every third piece, using the halves for widenig out the other two. if the sowing ise(doni with a mauchinie, the cost will not be much for each capl. The corners should be tuirnedi over and sewed to form~ a loop, *into which a stout dtring can lie tied for securing the cap to the nay.. This is somne tines (lone b3 twisting the string and a lock of the hay together under the cock. More commonly, sticks from a foot to six teen Inches long are used, which are either ruii Into the hay or pushed into the ground. Hay caps should be made in winter, wheii there is plenty of leisure, othierwvise, the chances are, that they will not be muado at all. Trhey tare kept for stile by some of the dealers in agricultural goods, in this city, and were formerly sold at about, six dollars *per dozen, for caps two yairds sqpuare. 4ttempts on the Life of the Quee.n. Thec following attempulta have been muade upon the life of the Queen :On the 10th of June, 18410, Ediwardi Oxford, a poth~cy of 17 years, shiot at ller lajesty on Con-, stitution lull,.lie wtas pronouncedl insane *and uinprisoned for life. On Alay 30th, 1842, John Francia, a lad of 224 shot at the Queen, hunt his hand was tturncdl aiie by a spectator, lie was imprisoned, in stead of becing hung, on the grounids of in sanity. A few (lays afterwards a ladh, called Bean, mtadle a sinilar attempt, and was In consequence consignued to Milhuank for eighteen months. On Mlay 19th, A.* D. 1844, John Hatmilton, an Irishi biricklayer, tried to murder the Queen while drniving along Constitutioni ilil. lIe was trains ported for soveii years. Robert Paute struck her on tI~o face with a stick on the 27th of May, A. D). 1850, when leaving the resi dence of the Duke of Cambirldgo. H~e got seven years imifwsonmlent. Finially, on February 29th, A. D. 1873, Arthur O'Con nor shot at Her Mlajesty near Buickimgham Palace, for which lie was thrown into jail for twelve monthrs andl subjecetd to an oc casional whipping. WtnxN we are married Lucy," said the poor m~a's son to the rich man's daughter, "our honeymoon shall be passed aburoad. We will drive in the Bols, promienade the Prada, gaze (downl mte the blue waters oif the Adriatic Iromi the Rualto and enjby the Neapolitan sunsets, strolling along the Cihiaja." "How delicIous," shte muirmuredi, "but John, dfear, have you montey enough to do all this, for pa says 1 mustn't expect any. thing until lie dies." John's countenance underwent such a change that she couldn't help asking him if lie was sick.. No, darling,'' lie apswered faintly, "I amn not sick. I was only thinking that per. lisps we hac better postpone gur marriage Suntil after th 'funeral." A for who was kept after school for bad orthography excused himself to his parents by saying that he was spell-bound AGIOULTURE. 'OLDnNE SiD.--Though we greatly prefer-fresh seeds, those only one year from tho parent stock, there are some seeds. strange to say, that improve by keeping- a year, or even two years, But seeds will grow unjil they are, five or more years old, but the- onion and,. parsnip are worthleps after one year. - Vines# however, grown from old seed are really more productive, but less inclined to run over a wide space. For this reason some gardeners keeps the seeds of melons, cucumbers, squashes and the like until the second year to produce the result named. But these seeds should not be kept where they would gather moisture for that will allow a. germination which wi'l spoil the seed. By ,vines, it is commonly under stood that only the squash, pumpkin, mel on and cucumber are included. Peas and beaus are vines, but not what Is known as "horizontal vines." While on this matter of -vines, we take occasion to say what was not long ago told us by an old and thorough market garden and seed grower, which is substantially this: That vines, especially squashes, are inore vigorous near the sea shore than back in the country; that in the country they are apt to turn yellow and fell to fruit; the reniedy for which is ten cords good manure to the acre; that salt is a valuable article to apply as a stimulant; that diluied whale oil and carbolic acid prd)(uce good - results in preventing the vins tfrotyellowing and being repulsive to iusect enwinies. DxEP On SIALLOw PLOWINO.-The old proverb, " Plow (leep, while sluggards sleep, and you may have corn to sell or keep," would be miore in accordance will the truth if the word "deep" were changed to " well." Plow well while sluggards sleep, Is good advice. Now our point In reference to plowing Is that no arbitrary luw cal be enforced with success. Bone lands inay be p!owed deep-in fact should be so plowed, in order to produce the best results; while others should he plowed phallowly. Those soils that are loamy, that have muon vegetable matter in their composition, require deeper furrows in order to bring up from the subsoil those elements which on suzh soils are more readily exhausted near the surface. A "river bottom," as the term is generally understood, land with a liberal proportion of hunus in it, will be benefited by deep plowir.g. So, too, will that which is usu ally stony, if by any means a fair depth can be reached. But sandy loam, thin soil of any kind, should not be plowed very deep. At first the furrow should be light, lest ,there be turned up to the surface too much subsoil to be quickened by the heat and the rain, or be pulverized by -the frosts. When the surface has become en richod, the next plowing should be deeper than time first. In this way by constantly going slightly deeper at each plowing, thin soil will be made to produce payingi har vests, and the soil itself becomes constantly imiproving. Plow according to the charac ter of the soil, and as a matter of course, according to the nature of the plants to be grown. Tim RoOT Uno.--There Is much to be said in favor of a field being devoted to a crop of roots, either Mangela or the larger sorts of the sugar-beet. First It is good for the field. In the thorough culture whici a root crop demands, tihe soil Is much im proved, and the good effect is fet on the other crops, all through the rotation. Sec onily, It is an advantage in the distribution of labor. A field of roots will furnish eni ployment at times when there will be little other pressing work, anid in this way the farm hands can be hired by thme season andi kept, busy all the time. In the third pla1ce the crop itself Is a very vahiable one, and and even with the present enithusiasm ever ensilage, it, is not surp~assedi as a fodder crop by any other. We are not inclined to think less, but on the other hand more, of the root, cmrop fronm thie knowledge thme agriculturists aire gaiming upon01 the value (of palatable food for live stock In winter. Thlere is no better green winter food than roots. PoTA-rans UsNR STrA w.--Several years ago there was much said about growing pstatoes under straw-several reports from those wvho have tried the method with suc cess. Interest in the subject aspears to be renewedl, to judlge fronm inqunries. Thme mnethodi is very simiple ; the land is pre p~aredl in thme usual manner andI the rows marked oif ; the sets are dlrop)ped along the rows and very slightly, or not at all, cov eredt with soil, The whole fild, or bed, is then covered 8 or 10 inches thickness of 0o(d straw. .Nothing more is required until diggirg tine unless some strong iveeds shiould make their way' through the straw, and these may be pulled. 1t is claimed that the yield is larger and the p~otatoes are mumh handsomer than those treatedi In the usual manner. PoiNra ON 85R1 ConN.-In a recent ad dress on the subject, of corn, Prof. Heal re narked that the topmost ear was best for seed ; of two lields, one planted with seed taken at random and1( the other selected in the ficeld, the latter yieldett as much again as'the former. Manure anid cultivation nway be thrown away on poor seed. Thle best timie to cullivate corn is before plant ing. A shadow cultivation was recom mended. Twenty-three eats of- corn can be produced from one kernel ; by proper cultivation anid the use of the best seedt as high as twenty,-lIve cars. Smut Is a great, danmage toI corii, and smutty corn is very inijuiousli to cattle. A m:rnouau it is a commnon opinion that yellow-~ corni contaiins more oil and is richer feed thai white corn, it 18 not sustained piy chemical anilysis. Some very careful cx amninations were mad~e for the New York State AgrIcultural Society some years ago, wiiichm showed that whito corn conitined consiier.bly more oil thiai yello~w corn. Probably, on the average of a hundred or more tests it might turn ouit that there is very lttlhe difference after all in respect (If the color and trmality of the grain and that it dlepends more upon the manner o1f growth, fertilizing and cultivatioii. Tnxc toad destroys from twenty to thirty insects ini an hour, and the mole is contin ually destroying grubs, larvie, palmer wyorms and insects injurious to agricultumro; no trace of vegetation is ever foundl in its stomach. I'LARvRn Is an advantage to some soils, and to someo it is not. Amid thne only way to flnd out, where It will (to goodl is to try it, Probably its chief use Is in preventing the escape of ammnonia from the soil. REFUsE SALr.-IRefuse salt andl brIne from the picile barrels should be sewn broadcast under fruit treed. Nitrafe of Siver for Worms -Dr. M. P. Greensword was accidentally led to regard nitrate of silver as a remiedy for wvorms. Further use of this drug has con. vinced himn that it Is one of the most po tent agents we have for the destruction and expulsIon of worms. He gives a teaspoon ful three times a day, of a solution of five trains of nitrate silver in six ounces of rain water. WIT AND HUMOR. TH1KE young man had expended as much for'theatre and priomenade tickets as lie thought his purse would warant, and as the excursion and sesside season was just coming on, he made up his mind to-to, Well, this is what he says: " I've been thinking that you are very (jear to me; Louise: and I've been thinking tht-that Louise, 1-that is, I think lots of you, and -and-what do you think ?" "Oh, George, this is too sudden. How is your bank account?" "Well, this is a little sudden, too. I had hoped you would consider your bank ao count large enough for both." The parting kiss that night sounded like the breaking of a pipe stein, and *it will never be repeated. . La Fayette (Ind.) Sunday Times. Our City Druggists report an. immense sale of St. Jacob's Oil, saying the demand is based upon the popularity of its success. Wherever it has been used, it has proved its value a thousand fold, and receives its best encoiniums from those who have tried it. Lirriax CiAIi is sitting in the parlor when Julia's beau enters. Wishing to make a friend of the stripling he has co.e to regard as his future brother in law, he talks to him about toys and picture books and Indians and finally asks hin: 'Have you seen the comet?" "You biet," answers Charlie, " and Jule says it reimlds her of you." " Of me I Conie now Utiarlie, what else (lid she say?" "Nothing, only that it reminds her of you bec.tuse it is chiefly gas." A sunr.Y husband alwsys has some pre textifor his surtiness. An intinate friend who had breakfasted with one of these chronic growlers noticed that his wife helped hin to the tenderest part of the shad, and took occasion in view of this proof of consideration to rebuke him for his unreasonable moods. "You can't surely find fault with her for giving you the best cut.' "Can't 1?" was the reply, "she only helped me to it because it htad the most bones." IT is aninouncetd that it 'will be the fash. ion this Suinier to be picturesque. That's all r ght. But the question of what Is pic turesque isn't always easy to decide, per haps a man in knee trousers and striped hose is picturesque and perhaps he isn't. Perhaps it is picturesque to wear an old tin kettle tied to your coat tal. Perhaps it is picturesque to be cross-eyed. Who will define picturesqueness ? "WEan you drunk?" asked Ilis Honor at the Central btatiou of a prisoner who had been found in a gutter. "Were I drunk V" "Yes." "Well, the last thing I remember was seeing the City Hall tower leaning over within a foct of my head, and I squatted to get out of the way. If the tower is down I was sober: If it'a up there yet. I'll admit that I caine awful near having an attack of the vertigo." No prettier comlplinent can be given than that which comes from the warn heart and quick wit of the true Hibernian. Mike was laying pavement brick in the hot sun, and the lady of the house mixed tip a nice cool drini and carried it out to qtiench his thirst. After a lomt drawn swig lie wiped ls mouth on his sleeve and said "Ye'll be in hieaven sevin years before the divil'l wvill ahend it. out." AN Irishman having to appear before the Sheriff, was toldi before lie wvent that the sheriff was a bad one, meaning, of course, a rigid law dispenser. Upon appearing the sheriff, addressing Pat, said, " I am told that you bear no( great ehamracter, sir." 'in trot h," says Pat, ' hey tell inc yer no great shakes yerself, sur." "h ow," saidl a Judge to a wit ness, "ho1w do you know that the plaintiff was intoxi cated on the evening referred to?'' "Be cause I saw hin, a few minutes after sup. per, trying to pull off his trousers wixth a boo:jack. Verdict for the defendant. "'MoTHrnn sent nme, " said a little girl to a neig~huor, " to ask you to come and takeo a cup of tea with her this evening." "Didj she say at what timxa my (lear ?" ''No, ma'ami; she only said she would ask you, and then the thing would be off her mind. l'hat was all she sad.'' [Albany, (N. Y.) Daily Press and Knick'erbccker.) Abandoned1. We perceive by one of our Massachu setts excelianiges that Dr. Lo~renizo W aite, of Westfild, an eminent, phlysiciani of Be ik shire Co., strongly indormses St, Jacobs IOil. With lit lie cured a cas of Sciatica that ire. sisted all regular treat ment. and had In fact been abandoned as incural. "'Wurre would our v' ives say, if they knew wvhere we lare?" saitd the cantain of a "'dowii east" schponer, when tihey were beating about in a I hick fog, fearful of go. ing asho(re. " Iitimph ! I shiotildni't mind that," teplied the mate, " if we only knew where we were ourselves." "'Sonny to hear that yo'r wife is thireat cned with (deafniess," saidn an Albanian to his friend, one nmorimng recently. "Yh.es, "explained the hush~and, ''a mont h ago shie could catch a whisper up four flights of stairs, hut she's beeni atteninfg the sessions of the Legislature for several weeks and her hiearing li abiuot gone, poor1 thing.'' "IIIOU's a fly in my soup, waiiter ?" ''Yes, sir ; very sorry, Sir; but you can throw away the fly and eat the soup, can't you ?" "Of'course I can ; you1 duon't ex p~ect, me to throw away the soup and eat the fly, (lid you ?" " TrnA T milk is pretty blue, landlord ?" "Don't uinderstandi~ it, sir. Aly cowv is well fed, I ilik her myself, aind I don't p~ut wvater in the milk." " Well, the weather hias b~een qluite wet, al I :ckoin the cow ineeds shuiegling, that's about it." IT's about an even thing between- man andi the orange peel. Sonmetimeos the man throwvs the orange peel into tihe gutter, and sometimes the oraiige peel throws the umn into the gutter. ANn here is a Boston 8SJmday-schmool b:oy, who, when asked to* "'staint up and say his verse," diet it thus: " Be not overcome of evil, buit comec it over evii with good." M n. JoNRs' Shirt Store'' read aun old lady, cautiously. "Well, why doesnt't he~ tet it mned?" "Iua doctor," said old Chawbacorn, speaking of a young pnactitioner, "why, he could not cure a hanm.n SITTING down on a lbornQ 's nest is stim ulatig l.ai, not nourishting, A DOG frequently worries a cat, but man, who is noblear than the doge worries imself. Marriage Extraordinary. There lives in North Carolina a family hotable foranoktlng(so;far- as.-we -know, but for aildioeynbratietfondness for being marrid in unheard of and absurd places. The telegraph has just announced the wed ding of the youngest daighter in a cliff near Cove creek, one hundred and fifty feet-in the air, the place beinr, old tradi tion says, an Indian refuge. The father and mother of the romantic young woman took upon themselves the holy bpnds of matrimony in a balloon, which, by the way, became unmanageable before the bridal party came to earth, so that they barely escaped with their lives, passing the bridal night tossing about in a bank of very wet clouds, the bride being deadly seasick. The eldest son of the family kept tip tife traditions of his home by wedding his bride in a d viug-bell, although in tak ing a second wife .Ie contented himself with a simple marriage by telegraph. An other son bore hone his blushing consort from a matrige in a railroad car; and still a third brother contrived that his wedding should cokne in as a part of a performance of amateur theatricals, no one beside him. self, the bride and the magistrate wli per formed the ceremony, being in the secret. What bizarre antics the next generation will devise it is dilhictit to imagine, but at least the fool catcher need not consider his occupation gone while any of the family remain at large. Opianum is liarvested in this inanner in the Province of -KweIelhow, China: As soon as the petals fail an incisson is made in the poppyhead witht a smuall three-bladed knife again and again, until all the milky juice escapes and is secured in a bamboo tube When the jnico is driei in the sun and turns black it is considered fit for market. Prejudice Ulls. "Eleven years our daughter suffered on a bed of misery under the care of several of the best. (and sone of the worst) physi cians, who gave her disease various names but no relief, and now she is restored to us In good health by as simple a remedy as Ho) Bitters, that we had poohied at fer two years, before using it. We earnestly hope and pray that no one else will let their sick stiffer as we did, on account of pre.ludice against so good a medicine as Hop Bitters."-The Parents. Fow.s areogluttons.--they take a peck at every mouthful. A CERTAIN grocer calls his scales "am bush" because they Ie in weight. INATUR S REMEDqY.'N IYECETIBE THEf GREAT B000D Puntrir. WILLI CURE Serofila, Scrofulous Humor, Caneer, Casseeronn Haisenor. Ery stipela. Can* ker, Nat itRllanen. Pinples or flu ner on te lace, Coughs uand Colds, lteers, Brosnetattle, leuralgia, Dynsepsia, Aaieusnatisu, Pains in the Hide, Connttpatton, Cas. tivenaeas, s'ilen Daziness, ilend. aeott, Neryonainee. Patina In the Back. Falutanems at the tom acis. lidasey t'onsplaltagu, Fean.ale Weaknssa and General 1ebility. This preparation Is sctentiflo illy and chemi. etlly combited and so strongly concentrated from roote, herbs and bairks, that its good et. touis are realize a aimediately arter comimeno. Ing to take it. There Is no lIseaso. t the numax system for whioh ihe Vegetino can !ot be used with perreet sarfety, as It does not contaln any me~ alili cmpoud. F~or eradleatiag tile sy.,i ea of ada imapartics of the blood at has no equal. it haa~ nevera iadied to elfect a cure, gay. ing~ tone and strengt a to the systemn debilItated by iseaise. its wonidertui effeca upon the comn pl luts atomed are surpa 5 sig to all. M~any have been cured by the Vegetine t~hat have tried many Other remv.dies. It can wefl be called THlE G1REkit BLOOD PURIFIER. Dr. W. Ross Writes: 80RoPUI.A, LavBR COMPLAINT. DVsPErhtA, RunW MATISM, wBAKNMss. HI.fR. i&rEVENs, Boston: I have ben practising medtcine for 25 years, and as a rimedy for 80- ofula. Liver Complaint, Dyspepsla, hheumnatiasm, wVeaknes~s, aind all dis oases or the bioodi I hai e never fountl its equal. I have said Veget line tor T years anad have laver hadl one btottio retLurned. I would heartily re commlend it to thos;ae in need oft a blo0 d purifle ba. w. RLnS, Dau is ,, sept. 1S, 1875. -*. Wton, 10wa. VEGETJINE, PrirPARED By B. iR. STEVENS, Boston, Ema. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists, MR3. LYDIA E. PINKHAF, OF .YNN. MASS., L.YDiA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND. its a Positive Cuire ter all theose Painfil Vonspiainte and Weaknesees socommnon toour beat female popuilion. Yt will core entirely the woret form of Ftemale 00e plainte, aii ovarian troubles, inflammation and Ulcera. tion, Falinag and Dispiacemnents, and the oonsequent spinal weakneass, and is partiouisarly adapted to the oihangre of life. it wilt dissolve and expettmore from the uternsa an early stags of deveiopaita. The tendency to ean eeros humor thereis che4ed s1peedilyby itsuse. lt remaoves faintnems,fitinty, deettoysall craving for atimatiants, and relite .'eeaesb of the stomach. it cures Btloatinag, Rteadacheu, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Uleepilesanees, Depressin and lodi. gestion. That feeling of bearing down, cansing. pain, weight ased backache, to always permanently cured by its use. It will at all times and uander all otrcumstanoes act In .harmony with the laws that govern the female system,. For the euredo Kidney oomplaints of either e this Oomipouand is unsurpassed. LYDIA E. PIN~iIAM'a VEOETADr.,E oONe POUND is prepared at 138 and 336 western Avenue, Lya-a, Mass, Price $1. sig bottles for go Sent by mail in the form of ptles, also in the form of losenges, oa receipt of price, Si per bow for either. Mrs. Pinkas freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for paeoph let, Addreas as abowe. Mention thfe FsbpsP. We. family should be with'out LIDLA a. PINKIVAUW ZIvER PILJLS. They eutre constipation, bnieusmeg and terpt Uity of the liver. Se oents per box. wn Hold by all Os'essiseta. 'Em it ears Agent. to Soil tho standardl Aprrienituaral flook faming for Profit 9i ouerat,. coutrhensj e.o Auc Cmel far n TEL8 H lkIrn 'iartn "erP: Make Money i U r',*Ae"L;' ,"e~aagn. aves mngtime. it. cost vyery oeon. O l asges, JoNEs was sitting on the front steps, the other night, waiting for his sweetheart to come out. She know what time to come, and Jones didn't wish to ring the bell for fear of alarming the old folks. Presently he heard the door cpen, and the old man mgttered something abbut somebody's be IDb V411dress. y f e"id Jones. springing up with a flashing eye. "No," said the old gentleman, mildly, "I was speaking of the paint on the steps. It was put there this afternoon." Jones clasped his hands to the spot, and, realizing the force of the old man's re marks, reachest his. room in five minutes. why Avo You Bilioud? Because you havo allowed your bowels to become costive. and Liver torp.d. Use Kid noy-Wort to produce a free state of the bowels, and it will stimulate the liver to proper aotion, oeenso the sklin of its yellowness, curo bilious headache, and cause new life In the blood. Draggies have it, both dry and liquid.-Zion's Herald. Tul boys of Detroit seem to be going down hill in their iorals of late. One Sunday one of the legon, who hse always been noted for his respectful - denmeanor toward the great public, observed an old citizeti yawiiing and gaping on a street cor ner, dad said to him: "Better not open your mouth too wide." "Why?" was the sur prised query. "There's a law agin opening a saloon on Sunday," continued the sinful child, as he slid for the middle of the street. TinR is but one way to cure baldness, and that is by using CAnBOMiNE, deodor ized extract of petroleum, the natural hair grower. * As recently improved, it is the only dressing for the hair that eultured people will use. "I fIUEss we can accommodate you and accommodate you cheap," said the gentle manly clerk of an Albany hotel to a stranger who had.applio for a night's lodging. " What do you mean by accommoda ting me cheap ?" he asked ludignantly, ''Do I look lUke a tramp who couldn't afford t'o pay for decent quarters ?" " Oh not at all, not at all," humbly apol ogizcd the clerk but you must know that all our. uuoccupied rooms have transomns over the doors and we're letting them now at half price." Haunted Me. Debt, poverty and suffering haunted me for years, caused by a sick family and large bills for doctoring, which did no good. I was completely discouraged, until one year ago, by the 'advice of my pastor, I pro cured Hop Bitters and ,commenced their use, and in one month we were all well, and none of us have been sick a day since; and I want to say to all poor men, you can keep your families well a year with Hop Bitters for less than one - doctor's visit will cost.-A Workingman. A PREAoE1u in Rock County, Kansas, has beov. for weeks conducting a wouder fully successful re.vival: "Dear brethren and pisters," he said one day, " this is the list meeting I shall hold. It is impossiole to keep up a fervor on corn bread and mo lasses for uiyself and an ear of corn a day for my horse. God bless you." VEORTINE.-"The life of all flesh is the blood thereof." And no one can possibly te healthy when the blood is diseased. VROETINE is composed of substance ideuti cal with healthy blood; and when taken into the systen) for the cure of disease, it as absorbed, and replaces the deficiency wvhichi caiusedl the diseaso. Two swells, conunig ouit of their club: "1 say, GJoatram, it strikes mu that fellow called you a pretty hard name just now I" Gontram, diisdiainfully : "What (10 I care: The word is not in the dictionary." "Well?" "l'm not obliged to know what it meanal" A DANIEL conic to judgment: "Prisoner, have you ever been contactedli" "No, your honor." "Well, you're going to be. Sit down till the case has been dlecided." WVOMEN that'have heen Eiven up to die have been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "WAITEJI," called the dissatisfied guest; "come here ; there's something wrong with this coffee; it tastes as though there was somnething in it,'' Waiter examines it crit ically. "Ah yes, so there is, ear; mus~t be there's some real coffee ina it, sir. Bent out by mistake air. Made for the cook's own table, sir." Goes out and returns with.a brimming beaker of the old familiar sadldle Tur. invalid finds in "Dr. Lindsey's Blood Searcher'' Nature's great restorer. 1t is wondlerfuli. Sold by all druggists. TI'nE new telephone has an induction call with a resistance of five thousand ohms. Hlow little our ancestors thought of such things I Alas I they lived in an age when ohms were unalreamed of. If they had met en ohm on Main street, in broad dlay light they never would have recognized It. TIhat's becauise they knew there was "no plaice like ohii." To regulate the liver, stonmach, and hiowels, all you needt is "Sellers' Liver Pills." Trake them andl see. TnE~ :nmates of a boarding houise in West Fourteenah street are nightly disturbdd by a ghost. He appears as a big tat man, and then gradually dwindles In stature until lie finally diiso)lves into nothingness. It is be lievedl that lie is the spirit of a boarder wvho lived in the house for a number of years. UnmDoET being told to put a small nut. meg into the rice pudlding~ picked out the smallest in the box and threw it in. "I D~on't WVant a Plaster," said a nick man 1o a dlruggit~t "can't you give maesomerihing to cure me ?' Hil, synmptoma were a lame back andI disordered urino and were a sure inda~tiona of kidney uiseoas,. The drugglst told hIm to use Klhiney-Wort and In a short time at effected a completo cure. Have you those symptonis? Then, got a box or bo'tto to-day-before you beoonmo Incurable. It ls-the cure safe and suro.-Knoxvile -Repubflian~ ME5S~tS. MORoAN & iIKADLY, Mutual ife Buiding, 'rema n and Chestfnu. ctree a, ii ave On band a su perbatockc oa extria ilae Quabty fla monus, wich they offer at. as lon prices at stones o1 the first qualt.cy periocotihcO in cior and shape, can no bola for. A Case of Pies of 30 Years' Standing. jlOwTON, MA~s., August 8, 1877. Mvssns. P. NaUBTAEDTCR & Co.h owYork. CGentlemen:-~Enclosed please find *1.00 for a box of Dr. hi. filsbeo's "Anakeais." I have .baoon troubled,with the piles sInce 1849, andl have tried almost evorythiung thtat I could find, but without success. I have just boon using yours, and, have derived more bonofit from i than any that I have ever tried. Please f or ward me a box at, one, , Yours truly,. A. LEDYAIlp, 77 Traverse street; Iloton, Hamples of "Anakesis" are sent frre to all sufferers on app~lication to P'. Neustaodtor & Co., hex 8946, New York. "nouhh on Rats." Ask Drtuggists for It. it clears out raft, mice, rosches, bed-bugs flies, vernin, in snntt. 18rm TFA"A II BMATISM, Neuralgia, Soatica.Lumbago, Backaohe, Sorenese of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Slore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Soalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation- onrearth equals ST. JACOS OIL as a sr e, sere, a cmpte and cheap External Remedy. A trial ent'lls but the compatIvely trifing outlay of 60 CAnts, and every one siuvering with pain can'havo cheap and positive proof of It. claims. Diections in Eleven Languages. SOLD BY ALI DRUGIU8T8 AND DEALERS N MEDIOINB, A. VOGE R & COlo *alutieare. Md.,, . J. DOES WONDERFUL CURES I lleCause It nts on the LIVKI, DOWELS and KlDNETS at time satme time. Because itcleanses the system of the poison oua humors that develope in Kidney and Uri. nary Diseases, Biousnes, Jaundice, Consti. pation, Piles, or in Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Nervous. Disorder* and Female Complaints. BU WHAT PEOPL SAY: Engene 11. Stork, of junctien City, s~y, Milny-Wrt Clred llmAter regUlarm :0caI badi en try g for four years. hirs. John Anali, of Waulimgtpn, Ohio, says her IIoy= wanivelt tit to uMe by four pt'rminent 11a ald that he was afterwards cured by At. H,. RI. Goomiwin, ain editor In Chardon, Ohio syhewas noet oaliftutcd to live, befint blat beyond bullet, imti infidey-Wort cured llim. Anna I, Jii7 t of South alein, N. Y., says thtsevenyar ulrmgto, eIie ribo - d otl.r inllpcutivon wan ended by the use of Kkdley.Wort. John II Adreneolof Jackson. Tenn., andered for yearn from,, liver amid Wiley trommlbles and after taklo n "amrels of other muedllone.," Kidiioy-Wot fliaml o hn well. 2111011-A Coto of Momtgonery Center, Vt sumrd ight :ycs uit kilmey rflatily 'and was ,mmale to work. Kiduey.Wort made him "well Its ever-." FI ! awsm PERMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, Constipaton and Ples. i3*t In mli imt fi Dry Vegetable Form In tit, Ca1ss. o cacle otivi maakemix quarts of nurllcle. lo ill 1.1 cold For,,,, very Con centrated, for tmoso t at cannot reudily pro pare cit. 13r It acts writh equal el~leiencyg in either form.& GET rT A T TIl itUG wS. I'ltiot, $1.00 E WVE LLN, 110C1 A ItDSoN & Co., Prop'S,m HOP BITTERS. (A Medieine, not? a Drink.) CONTAINS IIOPS, BUCIIU, MA NDRAKE, iDANDELION, AND TUR Pun~sT AND BPS T cnAr.QUA LI THIEY CURE - All Diseaseof thefliomach, Bowels. Blood, .Lvor, lals ~n, ai Urlnn: ry mgir , Nr. si'emanlComnplaluita. $1000 IN COLD. Willbpai r a cas te wil nt ur sor dltfu hop Bittersantr ru es te s f pum toba:t andor SEND F0R CIRCULAR. mhtp flitter, a it(. tierit N. V., Toronto, Oat. g(OSTETTEg Feeble and Sickly Persons Recover timel r vitailty by pursuing a course of Ilostetter'si Stomach BIltiers, thle most popular In vi goraint, amnd alterattive mledilclno in use. Genieral dlellhity, fever and agnue, dyllpepala, constipation, rhteumlatism, and otheor maladies Are completely removedi by it. Ask those who have used ILwhat. It has (done for them. For sale by all Druggists and dealers generally. LLINM Ilein Wood et N eus De. m1aoyl irst vne, N. ~ SMITH'S PAT, BLIND AND SHUTTER BOWER. h f t an be pacel 328 4,#yd ts~ obe p ha ,or u a ~ a e l m tpI l n o A em m e # a v'r6cmnts Iot. e . I0 84Master Mseet, PhlHadelphia. P. TIhe best and cheapeat. Illustrated edition of then ltevlsed Ne w Cestameont,. Miillioms of pcople aro waiting for It. D)o not be deceIved the Uhtean Johnl~ putblishers of inferior cditions. 8ee that the copy you buy conttiiS 150 fine cn. II mciy' elllfi'll is oi Send for olrcu lars. Addros NATIONAl. PUB' ISUING CO., Phlade~pIP, oantar a favor an~on the Aavertiser ana tat Publishes bjetaing that they saw th ad ei~m~m,. .i a iRS (an antsute. .p.... HELH ISWALT HUM fLTofoBD b" *ELTHof MIND. ]Radway 's . yOlYiT Pure blood niakes sound flesp, strong bope and a clear skin. if you would have your lesh Oirm, your bones sound without otlelos, and ydur compioxion fair, use Ma4way's tirsuaparIlo Dian Resolvenmt. A aentedy composed of ingredients of extra. ordinary med.car prope ties essentialto puri heal, repai and lnvigo ate the broken-down and wasiked .:--QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PEIRMANN T in its treatment and cure. No matter by what nsmo the complaint may be designated, whether it be ro .ula, con sum ,a10a, BYphilis,'Uloers, S00s, TulMoaBolls, Aryslpelas, or S8 lt-liheum diseases o the Lunge. Kidneys, Bludde', womb, 8dJn, Liver, Stomach or Bowels, either chronic or constltu tional, the virus of the disease is in the BLOO1' whith hupp.les the waste, and builds and ae pa rs thesu or;;ans and wasted tissues of tho bystem. If the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. The Saranparillitfns Resolvent not, only is a comp ating remedy but secures the har inOAlous action of each of the orgai.s. It estab. lishs throughout the entite % iem funestonal harmony, atid supplies the b ood-ve sols with a pure and heat hy current of now ille. The skin, after a few days use of the Barsaparlillian, be. comes clear and beautiful. Pimples, i.lotchns, Black bpets and skin Erupt ons ure removed; Sores ani Ulees asoon cured. Pei seus suffering from Scrofula, Eruptive Diseases of the Eyes. Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat and Glands, that have accu muiated and spread, either from un Lured diseases or mercury, or from the use of Coi rosive sublimate, may rel upon a cure if the Sarapar,.'ian is continued a sufficient time to make lIe impression on the tystem. One bottle contains moi e of the active princi les of medicines than any other -pieparation. ak-n in Teaspoopful Doses, while others re quire five or bix times as much. One lDollr ]Per Hottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires ninut,-s not hnours to re lieve pain and cure aeute diseaso. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, in from one to twenty minutes, neyer falls to relieve PAINi with one thorough application; no matter how violent or excru-latling h pain the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm. tip iled. Ndrvous, Nourail.or prostrated- with disease naanbuder, HAD A'Y's HEADY RELIEF will afford Instant ease. Enfl~ntstn of tlhe K isineym, iflatnan tion efthe iladder, Imflanaavntion ofthe Bowels, tiafc"ton of te" ni:n.'tia 1:01 Throat DlflRtatreatlung P'alpitation of tho Illeani, iiyteralic. Cr-ou., iph. tbea-ia, Cailar-in Inilnduaa. kikendite. Tooth ach , Neuxigan. Bliuatnaan Ihl Chim. Agune Cil i*. Chilbinlmia, sondi Fa-ost Uftu e, Ernlmes, humannaer Con raiata. r vousnsas Sleeplessneas, Cuh.Cold*, Sairaia, Pain% An. that t ha= Back or Limbs are instantly aft Fever and Ague. FEVER and AGUE cured for 50 cents. There is aot a renediatl agent in this world that wail cure Fever and Ague, and other Malatious, Bill ou' tcarlet. Typtiold. Yellow and other fevers (aided by Radway's Phls) so quickly as RAD WAY's IRADY itEP. It will an a fe.w moments, when taken accord ing to directions, cure Cramps, bpasms. Sour Stomach. Heartourn Sick Headache, Diarrhma.. Dysentery, Colio, % Ind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pain,. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Rad. way's Heady iteet w.tn thbm. A few drops in wa cr will prevent sickness or pains rom change of wat--r. It Is better than French braudy or bitters as.a stimulant. liners and Lumbermen should always be provided with It. CAUTION: All remedial aeAnts capable of destroyin life by an overdose snould be avn'tdod. Morphne. opium, stri chni no, arnica, hyosciamaus, and other powerin ulI emnedies, does at certain timaea, in very small doses, relieve the patIent, during their action in the system. but perhaps thu second dose, if'repeated, may aggravate an.d In crease the suffering. and another dose causu, death. There is no necessary for usitng these uncertsin agents when a pstive remedy like Raduwu 's Reiady Rlelef vill stop the most ex cruciating pain quIcker, wvithout. entaliling the seast, dllllculty in either infant or adlult. . THlE TRUE RELIEF, JIADWAY's READY RELIEF is the only remedial agent in vogue that wvill anstantly step pain. Fifty Cents Per Bottle. RADiWAY'S Regulatinjg.-Pills. Perfee't PurgatlVes, Soething Aperi *enlis, Act -WIthout Pain, Always Rollable, and Natural in their Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE 'FOR CALJOMEL Porfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with swet gm, purge, regulate, put fy3, cleanse and RlADwAy's PILLS, for the cure of all Disorders of the 8Homacna, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Itiadder, Nervous Diseases, Hleadache. C;onst, p atlton, cos tiveness; lind gestion, Dyspep l, Biliousness, Fe.er, infiamaation of the Bowel Piles, andi all derangements or the internal 'laicera. War - ranted to alYfect a periect cure. Purely vege table, containing no mercury, minerals or dele terIous drugs.. WUObsea ve the following symptoms resal- lng from Diseases of the Digstivye Organs: Consti pation, Inward P'iios, Fuilness or the Blo d in the Head, Aciity of the Stomaeh, Nausea,. lleartburn, Li gust, of'Food, Publnees or Weight in the atom ach, Sor IEructions, Sinlkiug or Flutit-ring at theollorr, Choking or Suffering Sensationas wuton in a lying posture. Dim nu.r or Vision', Dlot or Webs lHerord the Sight, Feve and Dull Pain in She Dead, Delcienoy of Pea agiration, Yellowness of the Skin atnd Eye, I ala In the Side. Cihe t, Limbs and Buddent Fiushes of ileat, Burning In the I~I'esh.. A few dosos of -RADWAY's PILLS will free the system from all the above-naaed Disorders. -Price, 250Cents Per Box. We repeat, that the reader must consualt ouar books and papers on the subject, of die.- sees and their cure, ..mong which may be named : "Faise and True," "landway' en irr-vtable Ufrethra," 'IRadway on aorofua,v'. and others relating to different cia'*es or Di1" ca-sos. BOLD BY DRUGGIST8. READ "YALSE AND TRUE." Sond a letter atamp to RAflWAY si Co., No. SB Wanrren, Conr. hna rehn Mt., New IWinformat ion worth thoutsandswill be so 'to you. FOR REED ORGANS Thin wondeorvniy successful hook silli solslargeiy, n nd oo ia to r a lb oranat vt-v. et~lbn P guei, account for thae IN I'IR8 AND NEARILY lREAD)Y: A New Book for- Chohrs. At .New Jokv for' Mlnging -SRehaools, A e .Mj Book of' T.ios for 1ifle liv W. 0. PER UINSt Ila f~ liEIraR .i Wnnr'. bAS.. E~.WlT 5 eta.) THE~i 5 IMn, t C o. u 1228 -~' * tet- '~dlli,