The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, August 16, 1881, Image 4
8o ne QVcrtoiies In Wines.
The king of Bavaria fidsigiven up drink
ing very old wines, and his chancellor has
recently sold to a Loridon firm some'of the
moqt. veperable wines which have ever
resehed England. Ahn. those the most
noticeable "are the Steiiwein,- grown in
the Bavarian State vineyards in the year
1540;. jeistenwein, grown in the year
1081; had some wines of- the famous
comet year 1811. These are good only as
rarities.
This was the experience of the wise bib
blers who investigated, the contents of a
famnous o1oi private-collir in the North of
England in the interest of science, and Hen
ry Vizeteliy tells us that, though the wines
of 13i. Enilion, "the Burgdndies of the
Girond," under special conditions may be
kept for forty years, that is an age to
which no other red wine of the Gironde
will attain without sensible deterioration.
Of the famous chateau Lafitte of the comet
year (by far the grandest vintage within
the memory of -living men), which sold in
1807 for five pounds a bottle, he says that
it was utterly "gone;" and simply as a
curiosity.
At Vienna, in 1878, the grand duke of
Nassau made an interesting display of, ar
chaic wines-samples from his collection
of the great wines of the Rheingau, former
ly stored in the cellars of the Bernardino
abbey, of Eberbach. Among these were
Hochheimers, dating back to 1700, Mar
cobrunners, nearly as venerable, and Stein
bergers, of the comet year, but all were
completely "gone," as was also a Rudes
iieiner of 1842. All the wines anterior to
the great year 1846, had lost their tite
high flavor and vinous attributes, including
nearly alt that fragrant aroma from which
the higher class IRhine wines are celebrated,
while of their ancient splendor they retain
little except their brilliant color. These
wines, however, are never fortiled by ex
traneous alcohol.
The genilno Stein-whiol costs at the
cellar four times as imuch as the foreign
retailers ask for Imitations-has singular
vigor and fire. Their splendid gold color.
their considerable mellowness without any
harshness whatever, and their great consib.
tency, delicacy and aroma, entitle Stein
and Leister wines at their best to rank
among the great wines of the world. With
age their mellowness vanishes, as does
much of their body, but they gin im
mosely in bouquet and delicacy. " They
are reported to keep good for a hundred
years," says Mr. Vizetelly in his Vienna
report, " and to improve to the end, when
they are popularly known as 'Kranken.
weine,' or 'sick wines.' "
Another royal e.chibit was a white
Hohenlohe-Langerberger of 1811, which,
though wanUting in character, was remarka
bly well preserved, while a "comet " Erl
enbacher, proved to have lost all its color
and almost all Its llavor. At the ripe old
age of 107 the Markgrafler-Hallingerberg
wines of Badeg have been found excellent,
having preserved their vinous tharacter
ivithout adventitions aid. It was a five
year old Tokay that carried off the highes-t
honors in the 'okayer-Essenz class, though
it is claimed that thirty years in the wood
is an essential preliminary to perfection.
At ninety-three years of age sonic speci
mens of Tokay preserved their silken soft
ness, though.their color and bouquet were
nearly gone, all the sugar had turned to
spirit and the tlavor .was so shurp and pun
gent 'is to be almost disagreeable. Of this
almost nauseous bitter flavor, which con
noisseurs profess to admire, it is no heresy
to say as George Canning less truly said of
still champagne, -tile man who says lie
likes it will say anything." Of wines outside
of Germany, old ports [And sherries are as
a rule too much indebted to adventitious
spirit for their retained abundtant vinosity,
andI even Made'iras, which it is cotismonly
said can never be drunk too olt, owe some
of their fullness and vinosity to the mode
ratet administration of alcohol in thieir
youth.
A Hay Cap.
A cap two yards sqjuare will cover as
large a cock of hay as one can easily put
up. but a cap one anud a half yards square
is usually quite as sensible. It, is only
necessary to protect the uppe.r half of the
cocks, as the lowver ponrt!ons necver get wet
except on the Outside. Cloth, a yard and
a half wide will make up with very little
sewing; the ed1ges may be hemmed, but
overcasting wvill answer nearly as well, and
a raw edige will (10 little harm.- Cloth of
that widtti is not alwt'ys obtainable, and
yard wide, o~r forty-inch wide may be used,
by cutting into suitauble lengths and sliit
ting every third piece, using the halves for
widenig out the other two. if the sowing
ise(doni with a mauchinie, the cost will not
be much for each capl. The corners should
be tuirnedi over and sewed to form~ a loop,
*into which a stout dtring can lie tied for
securing the cap to the nay.. This is somne
tines (lone b3 twisting the string and a
lock of the hay together under the cock.
More commonly, sticks from a foot to six
teen Inches long are used, which are either
ruii Into the hay or pushed into the ground.
Hay caps should be made in winter, wheii
there is plenty of leisure, othierwvise, the
chances are, that they will not be muado at
all. Trhey tare kept for stile by some of the
dealers in agricultural goods, in this city,
and were formerly sold at about, six dollars
*per dozen, for caps two yairds sqpuare.
4ttempts on the Life of the Quee.n.
Thec following attempulta have been muade
upon the life of the Queen :On the 10th
of June, 18410, Ediwardi Oxford, a poth~cy
of 17 years, shiot at ller lajesty on Con-,
stitution lull,.lie wtas pronouncedl insane
*and uinprisoned for life. On Alay 30th,
1842, John Francia, a lad of 224 shot at
the Queen, hunt his hand was tturncdl aiie
by a spectator, lie was imprisoned, in
stead of becing hung, on the grounids of in
sanity. A few (lays afterwards a ladh,
called Bean, mtadle a sinilar attempt, and
was In consequence consignued to Milhuank
for eighteen months. On Mlay 19th, A.* D.
1844, John Hatmilton, an Irishi biricklayer,
tried to murder the Queen while drniving
along Constitutioni ilil. lIe was trains
ported for soveii years. Robert Paute struck
her on tI~o face with a stick on the 27th of
May, A. D). 1850, when leaving the resi
dence of the Duke of Cambirldgo. H~e got
seven years imifwsonmlent. Finially, on
February 29th, A. D. 1873, Arthur O'Con
nor shot at Her Mlajesty near Buickimgham
Palace, for which lie was thrown into jail
for twelve monthrs andl subjecetd to an oc
casional whipping.
WtnxN we are married Lucy," said the
poor m~a's son to the rich man's daughter,
"our honeymoon shall be passed aburoad.
We will drive in the Bols, promienade the
Prada, gaze (downl mte the blue waters oif
the Adriatic Iromi the Rualto and enjby the
Neapolitan sunsets, strolling along the
Cihiaja."
"How delicIous," shte muirmuredi, "but
John, dfear, have you montey enough to do
all this, for pa says 1 mustn't expect any.
thing until lie dies." John's countenance
underwent such a change that she couldn't
help asking him if lie was sick..
No, darling,'' lie apswered faintly, "I
amn not sick. I was only thinking that per.
lisps we hac better postpone gur marriage
Suntil after th 'funeral."
A for who was kept after school for bad
orthography excused himself to his parents
by saying that he was spell-bound
AGIOULTURE.
'OLDnNE SiD.--Though we greatly
prefer-fresh seeds, those only one year from
tho parent stock, there are some seeds.
strange to say, that improve by keeping- a
year, or even two years, But seeds will
grow unjil they are, five or more years old,
but the- onion and,. parsnip are worthleps
after one year.
- Vines# however, grown from old seed are
really more productive, but less inclined to
run over a wide space. For this reason
some gardeners keeps the seeds of melons,
cucumbers, squashes and the like until the
second year to produce the result named.
But these seeds should not be kept where
they would gather moisture for that will
allow a. germination which wi'l spoil the
seed. By ,vines, it is commonly under
stood that only the squash, pumpkin, mel
on and cucumber are included. Peas and
beaus are vines, but not what Is known as
"horizontal vines." While on this matter
of -vines, we take occasion to say what was
not long ago told us by an old and thorough
market garden and seed grower, which is
substantially this: That vines, especially
squashes, are inore vigorous near the sea
shore than back in the country; that in the
country they are apt to turn yellow and
fell to fruit; the reniedy for which is ten
cords good manure to the acre; that salt is
a valuable article to apply as a stimulant;
that diluied whale oil and carbolic acid
prd)(uce good - results in preventing the
vins tfrotyellowing and being repulsive
to iusect enwinies.
DxEP On SIALLOw PLOWINO.-The old
proverb, " Plow (leep, while sluggards
sleep, and you may have corn to sell or
keep," would be miore in accordance will
the truth if the word "deep" were changed
to " well." Plow well while sluggards
sleep, Is good advice. Now our point In
reference to plowing Is that no arbitrary
luw cal be enforced with success. Bone
lands inay be p!owed deep-in fact should
be so plowed, in order to produce the best
results; while others should he plowed
phallowly. Those soils that are loamy,
that have muon vegetable matter in their
composition, require deeper furrows in
order to bring up from the subsoil those
elements which on suzh soils are more
readily exhausted near the surface. A
"river bottom," as the term is generally
understood, land with a liberal proportion
of hunus in it, will be benefited by deep
plowir.g. So, too, will that which is usu
ally stony, if by any means a fair depth
can be reached. But sandy loam, thin
soil of any kind, should not be plowed
very deep. At first the furrow should be
light, lest ,there be turned up to the surface
too much subsoil to be quickened by the
heat and the rain, or be pulverized by -the
frosts. When the surface has become en
richod, the next plowing should be deeper
than time first. In this way by constantly
going slightly deeper at each plowing, thin
soil will be made to produce payingi har
vests, and the soil itself becomes constantly
imiproving. Plow according to the charac
ter of the soil, and as a matter of course,
according to the nature of the plants to be
grown.
Tim RoOT Uno.--There Is much to be
said in favor of a field being devoted to a
crop of roots, either Mangela or the larger
sorts of the sugar-beet. First It is good for
the field. In the thorough culture whici a
root crop demands, tihe soil Is much im
proved, and the good effect is fet on the
other crops, all through the rotation. Sec
onily, It is an advantage in the distribution
of labor. A field of roots will furnish eni
ployment at times when there will be little
other pressing work, anid in this way the
farm hands can be hired by thme season andi
kept, busy all the time. In the third pla1ce
the crop itself Is a very vahiable one, and
and even with the present enithusiasm ever
ensilage, it, is not surp~assedi as a fodder
crop by any other. We are not inclined
to think less, but on the other hand more,
of the root, cmrop fronm thie knowledge thme
agriculturists aire gaiming upon01 the value (of
palatable food for live stock In winter.
Thlere is no better green winter food than
roots.
PoTA-rans UsNR STrA w.--Several years
ago there was much said about growing
pstatoes under straw-several reports from
those wvho have tried the method with suc
cess. Interest in the subject aspears to be
renewedl, to judlge fronm inqunries. Thme
mnethodi is very simiple ; the land is pre
p~aredl in thme usual manner andI the rows
marked oif ; the sets are dlrop)ped along the
rows and very slightly, or not at all, cov
eredt with soil, The whole fild, or bed,
is then covered 8 or 10 inches thickness of
0o(d straw. .Nothing more is required until
diggirg tine unless some strong iveeds
shiould make their way' through the straw,
and these may be pulled. 1t is claimed
that the yield is larger and the p~otatoes are
mumh handsomer than those treatedi In the
usual manner.
PoiNra ON 85R1 ConN.-In a recent ad
dress on the subject, of corn, Prof. Heal re
narked that the topmost ear was best for
seed ; of two lields, one planted with seed
taken at random and1( the other selected in
the ficeld, the latter yieldett as much again
as'the former. Manure anid cultivation
nway be thrown away on poor seed. Thle
best timie to cullivate corn is before plant
ing. A shadow cultivation was recom
mended. Twenty-three eats of- corn can
be produced from one kernel ; by proper
cultivation anid the use of the best seedt as
high as twenty,-lIve cars. Smut Is a great,
danmage toI corii, and smutty corn is very
inijuiousli to cattle.
A m:rnouau it is a commnon opinion that
yellow-~ corni contaiins more oil and is richer
feed thai white corn, it 18 not sustained piy
chemical anilysis. Some very careful cx
amninations were mad~e for the New York
State AgrIcultural Society some years ago,
wiiichm showed that whito corn conitined
consiier.bly more oil thiai yello~w corn.
Probably, on the average of a hundred or
more tests it might turn ouit that there is
very lttlhe difference after all in respect (If
the color and trmality of the grain and that
it dlepends more upon the manner o1f
growth, fertilizing and cultivatioii.
Tnxc toad destroys from twenty to thirty
insects ini an hour, and the mole is contin
ually destroying grubs, larvie, palmer
wyorms and insects injurious to agricultumro;
no trace of vegetation is ever foundl in its
stomach.
I'LARvRn Is an advantage to some soils,
and to someo it is not. Amid thne only way
to flnd out, where It will (to goodl is to try
it, Probably its chief use Is in preventing
the escape of ammnonia from the soil.
REFUsE SALr.-IRefuse salt andl brIne
from the picile barrels should be sewn
broadcast under fruit treed.
Nitrafe of Siver for Worms -Dr.
M. P. Greensword was accidentally led to
regard nitrate of silver as a remiedy for
wvorms. Further use of this drug has con.
vinced himn that it Is one of the most po
tent agents we have for the destruction and
expulsIon of worms. He gives a teaspoon
ful three times a day, of a solution of five
trains of nitrate silver in six ounces of rain
water.
WIT AND HUMOR.
TH1KE young man had expended as much
for'theatre and priomenade tickets as lie
thought his purse would warant, and as
the excursion and sesside season was just
coming on, he made up his mind to-to,
Well, this is what he says: " I've been
thinking that you are very (jear to me;
Louise: and I've been thinking tht-that
Louise, 1-that is, I think lots of you, and
-and-what do you think ?"
"Oh, George, this is too sudden. How
is your bank account?"
"Well, this is a little sudden, too. I had
hoped you would consider your bank ao
count large enough for both."
The parting kiss that night sounded like
the breaking of a pipe stein, and *it will
never be repeated.
. La Fayette (Ind.) Sunday Times.
Our City Druggists report an. immense
sale of St. Jacob's Oil, saying the demand
is based upon the popularity of its success.
Wherever it has been used, it has proved
its value a thousand fold, and receives its
best encoiniums from those who have tried
it.
Lirriax CiAIi is sitting in the parlor
when Julia's beau enters. Wishing to
make a friend of the stripling he has co.e
to regard as his future brother in law, he
talks to him about toys and picture books
and Indians and finally asks hin:
'Have you seen the comet?"
"You biet," answers Charlie, " and Jule
says it reimlds her of you."
" Of me I Conie now Utiarlie, what else
(lid she say?"
"Nothing, only that it reminds her of
you bec.tuse it is chiefly gas."
A sunr.Y husband alwsys has some pre
textifor his surtiness. An intinate friend
who had breakfasted with one of these
chronic growlers noticed that his wife
helped hin to the tenderest part of the
shad, and took occasion in view of this
proof of consideration to rebuke him for
his unreasonable moods.
"You can't surely find fault with her for
giving you the best cut.'
"Can't 1?" was the reply, "she only
helped me to it because it htad the most
bones."
IT is aninouncetd that it 'will be the fash.
ion this Suinier to be picturesque. That's
all r ght. But the question of what Is pic
turesque isn't always easy to decide, per
haps a man in knee trousers and striped
hose is picturesque and perhaps he isn't.
Perhaps it is picturesque to wear an old
tin kettle tied to your coat tal. Perhaps
it is picturesque to be cross-eyed. Who
will define picturesqueness ?
"WEan you drunk?" asked Ilis Honor
at the Central btatiou of a prisoner who
had been found in a gutter.
"Were I drunk V"
"Yes."
"Well, the last thing I remember was
seeing the City Hall tower leaning over
within a foct of my head, and I squatted
to get out of the way. If the tower is
down I was sober: If it'a up there yet. I'll
admit that I caine awful near having an
attack of the vertigo."
No prettier comlplinent can be given
than that which comes from the warn
heart and quick wit of the true Hibernian.
Mike was laying pavement brick in the hot
sun, and the lady of the house mixed tip a
nice cool drini and carried it out to qtiench
his thirst. After a lomt drawn swig lie
wiped ls mouth on his sleeve and said
"Ye'll be in hieaven sevin years before the
divil'l wvill ahend it. out."
AN Irishman having to appear before the
Sheriff, was toldi before lie wvent that the
sheriff was a bad one, meaning, of course,
a rigid law dispenser. Upon appearing the
sheriff, addressing Pat, said, " I am told
that you bear no( great ehamracter, sir." 'in
trot h," says Pat, ' hey tell inc yer no great
shakes yerself, sur."
"h ow," saidl a Judge to a wit ness, "ho1w
do you know that the plaintiff was intoxi
cated on the evening referred to?'' "Be
cause I saw hin, a few minutes after sup.
per, trying to pull off his trousers wixth a
boo:jack. Verdict for the defendant.
"'MoTHrnn sent nme, " said a little girl to a
neig~huor, " to ask you to come and takeo a
cup of tea with her this evening." "Didj
she say at what timxa my (lear ?" ''No,
ma'ami; she only said she would ask you,
and then the thing would be off her mind.
l'hat was all she sad.''
[Albany, (N. Y.) Daily Press and Knick'erbccker.)
Abandoned1.
We perceive by one of our Massachu
setts excelianiges that Dr. Lo~renizo W aite, of
Westfild, an eminent, phlysiciani of Be ik
shire Co., strongly indormses St, Jacobs IOil.
With lit lie cured a cas of Sciatica that ire.
sisted all regular treat ment. and had In fact
been abandoned as incural.
"'Wurre would our v' ives say, if they
knew wvhere we lare?" saitd the cantain of a
"'dowii east" schponer, when tihey were
beating about in a I hick fog, fearful of go.
ing asho(re. " Iitimph ! I shiotildni't mind
that," teplied the mate, " if we only knew
where we were ourselves."
"'Sonny to hear that yo'r wife is thireat
cned with (deafniess," saidn an Albanian to
his friend, one nmorimng recently.
"Yh.es, "explained the hush~and, ''a mont h
ago shie could catch a whisper up four
flights of stairs, hut she's beeni atteninfg
the sessions of the Legislature for several
weeks and her hiearing li abiuot gone, poor1
thing.''
"IIIOU's a fly in my soup, waiiter ?"
''Yes, sir ; very sorry, Sir; but you can
throw away the fly and eat the soup, can't
you ?" "Of'course I can ; you1 duon't ex
p~ect, me to throw away the soup and eat the
fly, (lid you ?"
" TrnA T milk is pretty blue, landlord ?"
"Don't uinderstandi~ it, sir. Aly cowv is well
fed, I ilik her myself, aind I don't p~ut
wvater in the milk." " Well, the weather
hias b~een qluite wet, al I :ckoin the cow
ineeds shuiegling, that's about it."
IT's about an even thing between- man
andi the orange peel. Sonmetimeos the man
throwvs the orange peel into tihe gutter, and
sometimes the oraiige peel throws the umn
into the gutter.
ANn here is a Boston 8SJmday-schmool b:oy,
who, when asked to* "'staint up and say
his verse," diet it thus: " Be not overcome
of evil, buit comec it over evii with good."
M n. JoNRs' Shirt Store'' read aun old lady,
cautiously. "Well, why doesnt't he~ tet it
mned?"
"Iua doctor," said old Chawbacorn,
speaking of a young pnactitioner, "why, he
could not cure a hanm.n
SITTING down on a lbornQ 's nest is stim
ulatig l.ai, not nourishting,
A DOG frequently worries a cat, but man,
who is noblear than the doge worries imself.
Marriage Extraordinary.
There lives in North Carolina a family
hotable foranoktlng(so;far- as.-we -know,
but for aildioeynbratietfondness for being
marrid in unheard of and absurd places.
The telegraph has just announced the wed
ding of the youngest daighter in a cliff
near Cove creek, one hundred and fifty
feet-in the air, the place beinr, old tradi
tion says, an Indian refuge. The father
and mother of the romantic young woman
took upon themselves the holy bpnds of
matrimony in a balloon, which, by the
way, became unmanageable before the
bridal party came to earth, so that they
barely escaped with their lives, passing the
bridal night tossing about in a bank of
very wet clouds, the bride being deadly
seasick. The eldest son of the family kept
tip tife traditions of his home by wedding
his bride in a d viug-bell, although in tak
ing a second wife .Ie contented himself
with a simple marriage by telegraph. An
other son bore hone his blushing consort
from a matrige in a railroad car; and still
a third brother contrived that his wedding
should cokne in as a part of a performance
of amateur theatricals, no one beside him.
self, the bride and the magistrate wli per
formed the ceremony, being in the secret.
What bizarre antics the next generation
will devise it is dilhictit to imagine, but at
least the fool catcher need not consider his
occupation gone while any of the family
remain at large.
Opianum is liarvested in this inanner in
the Province of -KweIelhow, China: As
soon as the petals fail an incisson is made
in the poppyhead witht a smuall three-bladed
knife again and again, until all the milky
juice escapes and is secured in a bamboo
tube When the jnico is driei in the sun
and turns black it is considered fit for
market.
Prejudice Ulls.
"Eleven years our daughter suffered on
a bed of misery under the care of several
of the best. (and sone of the worst) physi
cians, who gave her disease various names
but no relief, and now she is restored to us
In good health by as simple a remedy as
Ho) Bitters, that we had poohied at fer
two years, before using it. We earnestly
hope and pray that no one else will let
their sick stiffer as we did, on account of
pre.ludice against so good a medicine as
Hop Bitters."-The Parents.
Fow.s areogluttons.--they take a peck at
every mouthful.
A CERTAIN grocer calls his scales "am
bush" because they Ie in weight.
INATUR S REMEDqY.'N
IYECETIBE
THEf GREAT B000D Puntrir.
WILLI CURE
Serofila, Scrofulous Humor, Caneer,
Casseeronn Haisenor. Ery stipela. Can*
ker, Nat itRllanen. Pinples or flu
ner on te lace, Coughs uand
Colds, lteers, Brosnetattle,
leuralgia, Dynsepsia,
Aaieusnatisu,
Pains in the Hide, Connttpatton, Cas.
tivenaeas, s'ilen Daziness, ilend.
aeott, Neryonainee. Patina In the
Back. Falutanems at the tom
acis. lidasey t'onsplaltagu,
Fean.ale Weaknssa and
General 1ebility.
This preparation Is sctentiflo illy and chemi.
etlly combited and so strongly concentrated
from roote, herbs and bairks, that its good et.
touis are realize a aimediately arter comimeno.
Ing to take it. There Is no lIseaso. t the numax
system for whioh ihe Vegetino can !ot be used
with perreet sarfety, as It does not contaln
any me~ alili cmpoud. F~or eradleatiag tile
sy.,i ea of ada imapartics of the blood at has no
equal. it haa~ nevera iadied to elfect a cure, gay.
ing~ tone and strengt a to the systemn debilItated
by iseaise. its wonidertui effeca upon the comn
pl luts atomed are surpa 5 sig to all. M~any have
been cured by the Vegetine t~hat have tried
many Other remv.dies. It can wefl be called
THlE G1REkit BLOOD PURIFIER.
Dr. W. Ross Writes:
80RoPUI.A, LavBR COMPLAINT. DVsPErhtA, RunW
MATISM, wBAKNMss.
HI.fR. i&rEVENs, Boston:
I have ben practising medtcine for 25 years,
and as a rimedy for 80- ofula. Liver Complaint,
Dyspepsla, hheumnatiasm, wVeaknes~s, aind all dis
oases or the bioodi I hai e never fountl its equal.
I have said Veget line tor T years anad have laver
hadl one btottio retLurned. I would heartily re
commlend it to thos;ae in need oft a blo0 d purifle
ba. w. RLnS, Dau is ,,
sept. 1S, 1875. -*. Wton, 10wa.
VEGETJINE,
PrirPARED By
B. iR. STEVENS, Boston, Ema.
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists,
MR3. LYDIA E. PINKHAF, OF .YNN. MASS.,
L.YDiA E. PINKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
its a Positive Cuire
ter all theose Painfil Vonspiainte and Weaknesees
socommnon toour beat female popuilion.
Yt will core entirely the woret form of Ftemale 00e
plainte, aii ovarian troubles, inflammation and Ulcera.
tion, Falinag and Dispiacemnents, and the oonsequent
spinal weakneass, and is partiouisarly adapted to the
oihangre of life.
it wilt dissolve and expettmore from the uternsa
an early stags of deveiopaita. The tendency to ean
eeros humor thereis che4ed s1peedilyby itsuse.
lt remaoves faintnems,fitinty, deettoysall craving
for atimatiants, and relite .'eeaesb of the stomach.
it cures Btloatinag, Rteadacheu, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, Uleepilesanees, Depressin and lodi.
gestion.
That feeling of bearing down, cansing. pain, weight
ased backache, to always permanently cured by its use.
It will at all times and uander all otrcumstanoes act In
.harmony with the laws that govern the female system,.
For the euredo Kidney oomplaints of either e this
Oomipouand is unsurpassed.
LYDIA E. PIN~iIAM'a VEOETADr.,E oONe
POUND is prepared at 138 and 336 western Avenue,
Lya-a, Mass, Price $1. sig bottles for go Sent by mail
in the form of ptles, also in the form of losenges, oa
receipt of price, Si per bow for either. Mrs. Pinkas
freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for paeoph
let, Addreas as abowe. Mention thfe FsbpsP.
We. family should be with'out LIDLA a. PINKIVAUW
ZIvER PILJLS. They eutre constipation, bnieusmeg
and terpt Uity of the liver. Se oents per box.
wn Hold by all Os'essiseta. 'Em
it ears Agent. to Soil tho standardl Aprrienituaral flook
faming for Profit
9i ouerat,. coutrhensj e.o Auc Cmel far n
TEL8 H lkIrn 'iartn "erP:
Make Money i U r',*Ae"L;' ,"e~aagn.
aves mngtime. it. cost vyery oeon. O l asges,
JoNEs was sitting on the front steps, the
other night, waiting for his sweetheart to
come out. She know what time to come,
and Jones didn't wish to ring the bell for
fear of alarming the old folks. Presently
he heard the door cpen, and the old man
mgttered something abbut somebody's be
IDb V411dress. y f e"id
Jones. springing up with a flashing eye.
"No," said the old gentleman, mildly,
"I was speaking of the paint on the steps.
It was put there this afternoon."
Jones clasped his hands to the spot, and,
realizing the force of the old man's re
marks, reachest his. room in five minutes.
why Avo You Bilioud?
Because you havo allowed your bowels to
become costive. and Liver torp.d. Use Kid
noy-Wort to produce a free state of the bowels,
and it will stimulate the liver to proper aotion,
oeenso the sklin of its yellowness, curo bilious
headache, and cause new life In the blood.
Draggies have it, both dry and liquid.-Zion's
Herald.
Tul boys of Detroit seem to be going
down hill in their iorals of late. One
Sunday one of the legon, who hse always
been noted for his respectful - denmeanor
toward the great public, observed an old
citizeti yawiiing and gaping on a street cor
ner, dad said to him: "Better not open
your mouth too wide." "Why?" was the
sur prised query. "There's a law agin
opening a saloon on Sunday," continued
the sinful child, as he slid for the middle
of the street.
TinR is but one way to cure baldness,
and that is by using CAnBOMiNE, deodor
ized extract of petroleum, the natural hair
grower. * As recently improved, it is the
only dressing for the hair that eultured
people will use.
"I fIUEss we can accommodate you and
accommodate you cheap," said the gentle
manly clerk of an Albany hotel to a stranger
who had.applio for a night's lodging.
" What do you mean by accommoda
ting me cheap ?" he asked ludignantly, ''Do
I look lUke a tramp who couldn't afford t'o
pay for decent quarters ?"
" Oh not at all, not at all," humbly apol
ogizcd the clerk but you must know that
all our. uuoccupied rooms have transomns
over the doors and we're letting them now
at half price."
Haunted Me.
Debt, poverty and suffering haunted me
for years, caused by a sick family and large
bills for doctoring, which did no good. I
was completely discouraged, until one year
ago, by the 'advice of my pastor, I pro
cured Hop Bitters and ,commenced their
use, and in one month we were all well,
and none of us have been sick a day since;
and I want to say to all poor men, you can
keep your families well a year with Hop
Bitters for less than one - doctor's visit will
cost.-A Workingman.
A PREAoE1u in Rock County, Kansas,
has beov. for weeks conducting a wouder
fully successful re.vival: "Dear brethren
and pisters," he said one day, " this is the
list meeting I shall hold. It is impossiole
to keep up a fervor on corn bread and mo
lasses for uiyself and an ear of corn a day
for my horse. God bless you."
VEORTINE.-"The life of all flesh is the
blood thereof." And no one can possibly
te healthy when the blood is diseased.
VROETINE is composed of substance ideuti
cal with healthy blood; and when taken
into the systen) for the cure of disease, it
as absorbed, and replaces the deficiency
wvhichi caiusedl the diseaso.
Two swells, conunig ouit of their club:
"1 say, GJoatram, it strikes mu that fellow
called you a pretty hard name just now I"
Gontram, diisdiainfully : "What (10 I care:
The word is not in the dictionary." "Well?"
"l'm not obliged to know what it meanal"
A DANIEL conic to judgment: "Prisoner,
have you ever been contactedli" "No, your
honor." "Well, you're going to be. Sit
down till the case has been dlecided."
WVOMEN that'have heen Eiven up to die
have been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
"WAITEJI," called the dissatisfied guest;
"come here ; there's something wrong with
this coffee; it tastes as though there was
somnething in it,'' Waiter examines it crit
ically. "Ah yes, so there is, ear; mus~t be
there's some real coffee ina it, sir. Bent out
by mistake air. Made for the cook's own
table, sir." Goes out and returns with.a
brimming beaker of the old familiar sadldle
Tur. invalid finds in "Dr. Lindsey's
Blood Searcher'' Nature's great restorer.
1t is wondlerfuli. Sold by all druggists.
TI'nE new telephone has an induction call
with a resistance of five thousand ohms.
Hlow little our ancestors thought of such
things I Alas I they lived in an age when
ohms were unalreamed of. If they had
met en ohm on Main street, in broad dlay
light they never would have recognized It.
TIhat's becauise they knew there was "no
plaice like ohii."
To regulate the liver, stonmach, and
hiowels, all you needt is "Sellers' Liver
Pills." Trake them andl see.
TnE~ :nmates of a boarding houise in West
Fourteenah street are nightly disturbdd by a
ghost. He appears as a big tat man, and
then gradually dwindles In stature until lie
finally diiso)lves into nothingness. It is be
lievedl that lie is the spirit of a boarder wvho
lived in the house for a number of years.
UnmDoET being told to put a small nut.
meg into the rice pudlding~ picked out the
smallest in the box and threw it in.
"I D~on't WVant a Plaster,"
said a nick man 1o a dlruggit~t "can't you give
maesomerihing to cure me ?' Hil, synmptoma
were a lame back andI disordered urino and
were a sure inda~tiona of kidney uiseoas,. The
drugglst told hIm to use Klhiney-Wort and In
a short time at effected a completo cure. Have
you those symptonis? Then, got a box or bo'tto
to-day-before you beoonmo Incurable. It ls-the
cure safe and suro.-Knoxvile -Repubflian~
ME5S~tS. MORoAN & iIKADLY, Mutual ife
Buiding, 'rema n and Chestfnu. ctree a, ii ave On
band a su perbatockc oa extria ilae Quabty fla
monus, wich they offer at. as lon prices at
stones o1 the first qualt.cy periocotihcO in cior
and shape, can no bola for.
A Case of Pies of 30 Years' Standing.
jlOwTON, MA~s., August 8, 1877.
Mvssns. P. NaUBTAEDTCR & Co.h
owYork.
CGentlemen:-~Enclosed please find *1.00 for
a box of Dr. hi. filsbeo's "Anakeais." I have
.baoon troubled,with the piles sInce 1849, andl
have tried almost evorythiung thtat I could find,
but without success. I have just boon using
yours, and, have derived more bonofit from i
than any that I have ever tried. Please f or
ward me a box at, one, ,
Yours truly,. A. LEDYAIlp,
77 Traverse street; Iloton,
Hamples of "Anakesis" are sent frre to all
sufferers on app~lication to P'. Neustaodtor &
Co., hex 8946, New York.
"nouhh on Rats."
Ask Drtuggists for It. it clears out raft,
mice, rosches, bed-bugs flies, vernin, in
snntt. 18rm
TFA"A
II BMATISM,
Neuralgia, Soatica.Lumbago,
Backaohe, Sorenese of the Chest,
Gout, Quinsy, Slore Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Soalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation- onrearth equals ST. JACOS OIL
as a sr e, sere, a cmpte and cheap External
Remedy. A trial ent'lls but the compatIvely
trifing outlay of 60 CAnts, and every one siuvering
with pain can'havo cheap and positive proof of It.
claims.
Diections in Eleven Languages.
SOLD BY ALI DRUGIU8T8 AND DEALERS
N MEDIOINB,
A. VOGE R & COlo
*alutieare. Md.,, . J.
DOES
WONDERFUL
CURES I
lleCause It nts on the LIVKI, DOWELS
and KlDNETS at time satme time.
Because itcleanses the system of the poison
oua humors that develope in Kidney and Uri.
nary Diseases, Biousnes, Jaundice, Consti.
pation, Piles, or in Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Nervous. Disorder* and Female Complaints.
BU WHAT PEOPL SAY:
Engene 11. Stork, of junctien City,
s~y, Milny-Wrt Clred llmAter regUlarm
:0caI badi en try g for four years.
hirs. John Anali, of Waulimgtpn, Ohio, says
her IIoy= wanivelt tit to uMe by four pt'rminent
11a ald that he was afterwards cured by
At. H,. RI. Goomiwin, ain editor In Chardon, Ohio
syhewas noet oaliftutcd to live, befint blat
beyond bullet, imti infidey-Wort cured llim.
Anna I, Jii7 t of South alein, N. Y., says
thtsevenyar ulrmgto, eIie ribo
- d otl.r inllpcutivon wan ended by the use of
Kkdley.Wort.
John II Adreneolof Jackson. Tenn., andered
for yearn from,, liver amid Wiley trommlbles and
after taklo n "amrels of other muedllone.,"
Kidiioy-Wot fliaml o hn well.
2111011-A Coto of Momtgonery Center, Vt
sumrd ight :ycs uit kilmey rflatily 'and
was ,mmale to work. Kiduey.Wort made him
"well Its ever-."
FI ! awsm
PERMANENTLY CURES
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
Constipaton and Ples.
i3*t In mli imt fi Dry Vegetable Form In
tit, Ca1ss. o cacle otivi maakemix quarts
of nurllcle. lo ill 1.1 cold For,,,, very Con
centrated, for tmoso t at cannot reudily pro
pare cit.
13r It acts writh equal el~leiencyg in either form.&
GET rT A T TIl itUG wS. I'ltiot, $1.00 E
WVE LLN, 110C1 A ItDSoN & Co., Prop'S,m
HOP BITTERS.
(A Medieine, not? a Drink.)
CONTAINS
IIOPS, BUCIIU, MA NDRAKE,
iDANDELION,
AND TUR Pun~sT AND BPS T cnAr.QUA LI
THIEY CURE -
All Diseaseof thefliomach, Bowels. Blood,
.Lvor, lals ~n, ai Urlnn: ry mgir , Nr.
si'emanlComnplaluita.
$1000 IN COLD.
Willbpai r a cas te wil nt ur sor
dltfu hop Bittersantr
ru es te s f pum toba:t andor
SEND F0R CIRCULAR.
mhtp flitter, a it(. tierit N. V., Toronto, Oat.
g(OSTETTEg
Feeble and Sickly Persons
Recover timel r vitailty by pursuing a course of
Ilostetter'si Stomach BIltiers, thle most popular In
vi goraint, amnd alterattive mledilclno in use. Genieral
dlellhity, fever and agnue, dyllpepala, constipation,
rhteumlatism, and otheor maladies Are completely
removedi by it. Ask those who have used ILwhat.
It has (done for them.
For sale by all Druggists and dealers generally.
LLINM Ilein Wood et N eus De.
m1aoyl irst vne, N. ~
SMITH'S PAT, BLIND AND SHUTTER BOWER.
h f t an be pacel 328 4,#yd ts~ obe p
ha ,or u a ~ a e l m tpI l n o A em m e # a
v'r6cmnts Iot. e . I0
84Master Mseet, PhlHadelphia. P.
TIhe best and cheapeat. Illustrated edition of
then ltevlsed Ne w Cestameont,. Miillioms of pcople
aro waiting for It. D)o not be deceIved the
Uhtean Johnl~ putblishers of inferior cditions. 8ee
that the copy you buy conttiiS 150 fine cn.
II mciy' elllfi'll is oi Send for olrcu
lars. Addros
NATIONAl. PUB' ISUING CO., Phlade~pIP,
oantar a favor an~on the Aavertiser ana tat
Publishes bjetaing that they saw th ad
ei~m~m,. .i a iRS (an antsute. .p....
HELH ISWALT
HUM fLTofoBD b" *ELTHof MIND.
]Radway 's
. yOlYiT
Pure blood niakes sound flesp, strong bope
and a clear skin. if you would have your lesh
Oirm, your bones sound without otlelos, and ydur
compioxion fair, use Ma4way's tirsuaparIlo
Dian Resolvenmt.
A aentedy composed of ingredients of extra.
ordinary med.car prope ties essentialto puri
heal, repai and lnvigo ate the broken-down and
wasiked .:--QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and
PEIRMANN T in its treatment and cure.
No matter by what nsmo the complaint may
be designated, whether it be ro .ula, con
sum ,a10a, BYphilis,'Uloers, S00s, TulMoaBolls,
Aryslpelas, or S8 lt-liheum diseases o the
Lunge. Kidneys, Bludde', womb, 8dJn, Liver,
Stomach or Bowels, either chronic or constltu
tional, the virus of the disease is in the BLOO1'
whith hupp.les the waste, and builds and ae
pa rs thesu or;;ans and wasted tissues of tho
bystem. If the blood is unhealthy, the process
of repair must be unsound.
The Saranparillitfns Resolvent not, only
is a comp ating remedy but secures the har
inOAlous action of each of the orgai.s. It estab.
lishs throughout the entite % iem funestonal
harmony, atid supplies the b ood-ve sols with a
pure and heat hy current of now ille. The skin,
after a few days use of the Barsaparlillian, be.
comes clear and beautiful. Pimples, i.lotchns,
Black bpets and skin Erupt ons ure removed;
Sores ani Ulees asoon cured. Pei seus suffering
from Scrofula, Eruptive Diseases of the Eyes.
Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat and Glands, that
have accu muiated and spread, either from un
Lured diseases or mercury, or from the use of
Coi rosive sublimate, may rel upon a cure if
the Sarapar,.'ian is continued a sufficient time
to make lIe impression on the tystem.
One bottle contains moi e of the active princi
les of medicines than any other -pieparation.
ak-n in Teaspoopful Doses, while others re
quire five or bix times as much. One lDollr
]Per Hottle.
MINUTE REMEDY.
Only requires ninut,-s not hnours to re
lieve pain and cure aeute diseaso.
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief,
in from one to twenty minutes, neyer falls to
relieve PAINi with one thorough application;
no matter how violent or excru-latling h pain
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm. tip iled.
Ndrvous, Nourail.or prostrated- with disease
naanbuder, HAD A'Y's HEADY RELIEF will
afford Instant ease.
Enfl~ntstn of tlhe K isineym, iflatnan
tion efthe iladder, Imflanaavntion ofthe
Bowels, tiafc"ton of te" ni:n.'tia 1:01
Throat DlflRtatreatlung P'alpitation
of tho Illeani, iiyteralic. Cr-ou., iph.
tbea-ia, Cailar-in Inilnduaa. kikendite.
Tooth ach , Neuxigan. Bliuatnaan
Ihl Chim. Agune Cil i*. Chilbinlmia, sondi
Fa-ost Uftu e, Ernlmes, humannaer Con
raiata. r vousnsas Sleeplessneas,
Cuh.Cold*, Sairaia, Pain% An. that
t ha= Back or Limbs are instantly aft
Fever and Ague.
FEVER and AGUE cured for 50 cents. There
is aot a renediatl agent in this world that wail
cure Fever and Ague, and other Malatious, Bill
ou' tcarlet. Typtiold. Yellow and other fevers
(aided by Radway's Phls) so quickly as RAD
WAY's IRADY itEP.
It will an a fe.w moments, when taken accord
ing to directions, cure Cramps, bpasms. Sour
Stomach. Heartourn Sick Headache, Diarrhma..
Dysentery, Colio, % Ind in the Bowels, and all
Internal Pain,.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of Rad.
way's Heady iteet w.tn thbm. A few drops in
wa cr will prevent sickness or pains rom
change of wat--r. It Is better than French
braudy or bitters as.a stimulant.
liners and Lumbermen should always be
provided with It.
CAUTION:
All remedial aeAnts capable of destroyin life
by an overdose snould be avn'tdod. Morphne.
opium, stri chni no, arnica, hyosciamaus, and
other powerin ulI emnedies, does at certain timaea,
in very small doses, relieve the patIent, during
their action in the system. but perhaps thu
second dose, if'repeated, may aggravate an.d In
crease the suffering. and another dose causu,
death. There is no necessary for usitng these
uncertsin agents when a pstive remedy like
Raduwu 's Reiady Rlelef vill stop the most ex
cruciating pain quIcker, wvithout. entaliling the
seast, dllllculty in either infant or adlult.
. THlE TRUE RELIEF,
JIADWAY's READY RELIEF is the only remedial
agent in vogue that wvill anstantly step pain.
Fifty Cents Per Bottle.
RADiWAY'S
Regulatinjg.-Pills.
Perfee't PurgatlVes, Soething Aperi
*enlis, Act -WIthout Pain, Always
Rollable, and Natural in their
Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE 'FOR CALJOMEL
Porfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with
swet gm, purge, regulate, put fy3, cleanse and
RlADwAy's PILLS, for the cure of all Disorders
of the 8Homacna, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Itiadder,
Nervous Diseases, Hleadache. C;onst, p atlton, cos
tiveness; lind gestion, Dyspep l, Biliousness,
Fe.er, infiamaation of the Bowel Piles, andi all
derangements or the internal 'laicera. War -
ranted to alYfect a periect cure. Purely vege
table, containing no mercury, minerals or dele
terIous drugs..
WUObsea ve the following symptoms resal- lng
from Diseases of the Digstivye Organs: Consti
pation, Inward P'iios, Fuilness or the Blo d in
the Head, Aciity of the Stomaeh, Nausea,.
lleartburn, Li gust, of'Food, Publnees or Weight
in the atom ach, Sor IEructions, Sinlkiug or
Flutit-ring at theollorr, Choking or Suffering
Sensationas wuton in a lying posture. Dim nu.r or
Vision', Dlot or Webs lHerord the Sight, Feve
and Dull Pain in She Dead, Delcienoy of Pea
agiration, Yellowness of the Skin atnd Eye,
I ala In the Side. Cihe t, Limbs and Buddent
Fiushes of ileat, Burning In the I~I'esh..
A few dosos of -RADWAY's PILLS will free the
system from all the above-naaed Disorders.
-Price, 250Cents Per Box.
We repeat, that the reader must consualt ouar
books and papers on the subject, of die.- sees and
their cure, ..mong which may be named :
"Faise and True,"
"landway' en irr-vtable Ufrethra,"
'IRadway on aorofua,v'.
and others relating to different cia'*es or Di1"
ca-sos.
BOLD BY DRUGGIST8.
READ "YALSE AND TRUE."
Sond a letter atamp to RAflWAY si Co.,
No. SB Wanrren, Conr. hna rehn Mt., New
IWinformat ion worth thoutsandswill be so
'to you.
FOR REED ORGANS
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et~lbn P guei, account for thae
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