The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, July 28, 1881, Image 4
AGRIMULTURAL.
PoUnY M UitiE.-Poultry manure is
by far the most valuable fertilizer produced
on farms. Fowls eat concentrated food
that Is rich in nitrogen and phosphorus, and
their droppings psrtake of the naturedf the
food they devour. Grain, the seeds of
small plante, meat, and insects produce,
when decomposed by the action of the di
gestive apparatus, richer fertilizing material
than grass, hay, and straw. Besides, birds
void their urine in a solid form, and corm
hined with the excrement that is usually
solid. As a consequence it is not liable to
be wasted if the manure is rightly cared
for. Poultry manure is about as valuable
as the best Peruvian Guano. To make it
of the highest value as a fertilizer, however,
it must be stored, and applied to the
ground with care. Exposed to the weather
it will be dissolved by rain and carried off.
Placed in large heaps it heats and the am
monia is driven off and lost. Applied to
the soil in too liberal quantities, especially
when fresh, it is liable to destroy the vital.
ity of seeds and to kill delicate plants. It
should be stored in a dry place and in com
paratively small lots so it will not be injured
by moisture and will not ferment. It is
better to mix it with dry peat, road dust,
or some other substance that will aid in
keeping it dry and tend to arrest formenta
tion. The best results attend Its use when
it is well beaten up and very thoroughly
mixed with these substances before it is
applied to the soil. Lime and ashes should
be kept from it. as they would act upon it
in such a manner as to liberate ammonia.
HousIs FoR HIRED HEwI.-One chielf
reason why farmers are short of hands is,
that laborers can find few comfortable
houses to live in, at a fair rent, convenient
to their busiess. They must take the
vows of celibacy, or go to some city or vil
lage to shelter their families. This is why
the villages and cities grow, and why their
saloons and almshouses find customers,
while the country depopulates, and the
farmers suffer from the lack of help.
Country rents should be cheaper than city
rents. Country tenements should be more
pleasant, convenient, healthful and ever)
way desirable than city tenements. There
is abundant opportunity to make thei eo,
and it is a shame and a disgrace to farmers
if they are otherwise. Country employ
ment should be as agreeable, constant and
remunerative as can be had elsewhere. The
great demand of our agriculture is more la
bor to the acre, and this is the way to get
it-give workmen comfortable houses at
fair rent, ani ample gardens with currant
bushes and fruit trees; they von't resist
the temptation. This will enable workmen
to board themselves, when required, to the
great relief of many overworked farmers
wives: This will supply children's help,
often very convenient. Thus the labot
supply can be made up to the great advan
tage of every party concerned. Let uE
have houses for farm laborers.
CliPj DIRT FoR Fuurr Tius.-The best
fertilizer to use in setting fruit trees of all
kinds is partially or thoroughly decompose(
chip dirt. We made use of the material
for the first time some twenty years ago ih
planting an apple orchard, and it was 1
wonder to those not in the secret wha
caused the trees to make such a line growtli
the first season, and afterwards, too, foi
that matter. This experiment was so satis
factory, that when we set our new orchard,
we made a liberal use of this material, witi:
the same satisfactory result. These trials
have proved to our satisfaction that chil:
dirt is the very beet material to mix in the
soil as you plant the tree that can possibi
be used, for the reason that it hiwds moist
urc, and is full of the elements of plant
food ; therefore, it promotes a most, luxur
lant, natural and healtly growth. itepeat.
ed trials have satisfied ine that a tree is no;
only miore sure to live, hut will make dou
ble the growth the fIrst year (especially if
dry season), if sonmc two bushels of clii:
dirt are properly used in its setting, than It
would without it. A sinigle trial wvill con.
vinco the most skeptical that the best, 1pos.
sible use that, can be made of this valuabh
material is to app~ly it to the soil in plantin
trees in order to push forward the tree dur,
ing the first precarious Rtages of its growvth,
Fn cir TIEEs. -No fruit grower iieed;
teling that young fruit trees like the groum
shaded. The b~est way to shade is wvhal
growers dilfer about. Many grow Cr01p;
through their orchards, and truckers grov
vegetablles through theirs. It does no
matter in what shape time shading comies
. so that it (toes not rob t~he trees of nourish
ment. Th'le coolness afforded the groum
by growing crops is just, what fruit tree|
like. Many bring about tihe seime result ha
mulching the ground, anid where the lanw
is too poor to sustain both a crop and thi
. trees, this is the best, plan.
Oxs of the most prolific causes of con
tracted heels in horses is allowing thel
shoes to remain oni too long. It is seldion
we hear of horses having contracted heel;
when worked regularly every day. Fes
persons are aware of the importance of rc
moving a horse's shoes, which should b
done at least eveo y month or six weeks.
is too often the custom to allow the shoes
after having once been placed, to remal
till worn out before removiug them.
CoUN.-An mntelligent farmer says thi
-the leaves and stalks from an acre of cor
are worth as much to feed to stock as thi
hay which could be raised upon tihe saum
amount of land.
Mfarking li'orkshop Tooh. - Miuc
trouble can often be saved by marking tool
with their owner's name, which can hi
easily (lone in the fcilowing manner :Cotl
over the tools ih a thin layer or wax c
hard tallow, by first warming the steel aum
rubbimg oii the wax warm until it flowi
and let it, cool. When hard mark you
name through the wax with a graver-, an
apply aquafortis (iiitric acid); after a fei
moments wash off the acid thoroughly wit
water, warm the metal enough to melt tih
wax, and wipe it off with a soft rag. T1h
letters will be found etched into the steel.
In some of our text books on physici
geography it is statedl that thiunder is nev<
he-ard at a (distance of more thman ten mile
The truth is, thunder is no't generally hear
until it is within forty miles of the observer
locality ; but it may be heardl from on
humndred to one hundredl and fifty miles
the conditions are favorable. When thi
top of thme storm cloud is about tea degre(
above the horizon, it is then some one hum
dred and fifty miles dlistant.
Prom statistics of deaths from acciden
negligence, violence and misadventure con
piled in Great Britaio, Mr. Corneolius Wa
ford infers that the risk to lIke andi 1hz
increases in a certain ratio with thme pr<
gress of civilization--a conclusion whk
will evidently bear' a very conalderab
qualification.
A ccordtng to M1. Storbal the slow in
mersion of a fresh plant in a boiling sobi
tion of one part of salicylic acid in dix hum
derd parts of alcohol, and then shakIng a
superfluous moisture, previous to pressin
in thie usual way bet ween blotting pape
will more .Aearly preserve the naturi
DOMFMBTIO.
A BIMPLS MAGIO LANTEIRN.-All that is
'required toiiiake-asimple magic lantern,
Is au ordinary wooden packing box, a ker
osene hand lamp, with an Ar d burne',a
smalrfish globe, and a burning glass of
comdnon double or plano-convex lens. In
one end of the box cut a round hole, large
enough to admit a portion of the globe,
suspended within the box, with the lamp
close to it. The globe is filled with water
from which the air has been expelled by
boiling. Now moisten the surface of a
piece of common window glass with a
strong solution of sulphate of soda, or even
common table salt, dissolved in water, and
place it vertically in a little stand or clip
in front of the box, so that the light from
the lamp will be focused on it by the globe
which in this case answers as the conden
ser. The image of the glass will then be
projected on a wall cr screen of white
cloth some distance in front, providing the
lens is so placed in the path or the rays of
light, a little in advance of the stand, as
to focus on the wall or screen.
LEATHRn PA PIE.-This is one of the uu
merous results of Japanese art and skill.
The paper is rich and generous in color
and charming in design. Some have won
derful bits of detail, amidst a mass of sug
gested form and foliage; others show
more than a susp!cion of European in
fluence. One of the latest specimens has
all the familiar features of the best old
Spanish leather, but accentuated in a man
ner both novel and characteristic. Whether
drawn, however, from their own resources
or elaborated on accepted forms, they are
peculiarly adapted for interior decoration,
such as dados, entrance halls, staircases,
etc. From their variety, both in design
and color, they van also be used with fine
effect in many other places. Apart from
Its value as a decorative agent, Japanese
lea ther paper possoeaes in a large degree the
desirable quality oT durability.
CH AIRCOAL AND IT1s Usas. -Charcoal laid
flat while on a burn, will cause the pain to
abate. Tainted moat, surrounded with it,
is sweetened; strewn over heaps of do
composed pelts, or over dead animals, it
prevents any unpleasant odor. Foul wa
ter is purified by it. It sweetens offensive
air If placed in shallow trays around apart
ments. It is so porous that it absorbs and
condenses gases most rapididly. One cubic
inch of fresh charcoal will absorb nearly
one hundred cubic inches of gaseous am
monia. Charcoal forms an unrivaled poul
tice for malignant wounds and sores. In
cases of what is called "proud flesh" it is
invaiuable. It hurts no texture, injures
no color, and is a simple and safe sweeten
er and disinfectant.
To BLEAUcI CLOTn-nto eight quarts of
warm water put one pound of chloride of
lime; stir with a stick a few minutes, then
strain through a bag of coarse muslin,
working it with the hand to dissolve tho
roughly. Add to this five bucketfuls of
warm water, stir it well and put in the
muslin. Let it remain in one hour, turn
ing it constantly that every piart may get
thoroughly bleached. When taken out,
wash well in two waters to remove the
lime, rinse and dry. This quantity will
bleach twenty-fIve yards of yard-wide mus
lin. rho muslin will bleach evenly and
<quickly it it has been thoroughly wet and
dried before bletching.
AN experienced book man says that
books should never be allowed to get real
ly cold, for when a thaw comes and the
weather sets in warm, the air, laden with
(mpini, penetrates the inmost recesses, and
working its way betwveen the volumes,and
even between the leaves, deposits upon
their cold surface its moisture. A steam
heated library is said to be safest for books.
Librarians do not favor a glass-doored
book case as a preservative of books, as the
dampness wvill penetrate in spite of the
glass, and the absence of ventilation will
assist in the formiation of mold. Ornament
al brass wire work is recommended instead
of glass.
CiHEAP PA INT:r-Three hundered p~arts
washed and sieved white sand, forty p~arts
of prtellpitated chalk, fifty parts of rosin
and four parts of linseed oil are mixed and
boiled in an iron kettle and then one part
of OXideC of copper and one part of sulphu
ric acidl are addted. T1his mass is applied
with an ordinary p~aint brush while warm.
If it is too thick, it is diluted with lknseed
oil. TIhis p~aint dIries very rapidly andi
gets very hiardl, but protects woodwork
excellently.
Ocon fires should be kept up during
i house- cleaning time, even though the doors
3 andu windows be kept open1, and more than
usual attention should be given to the pro
vision of nutritious and generous diet.
- Under the most favorable circumstances
rhouse cleaning makes immense demands
upon the nervous system, as well as on the
muscular, and good food at regular- inter
,' vals will be a great help in enabling one to
- be patient andi flud comfort in the philoso
e phiy of rejoicing in joys to come.
Caux or Tun N AIS.-Brushi them care
ci fully at least once a day, according to
one's work, pushing back the flesh from
the nail, thus avoiding hang-nails. Under
I no circumstances bite them, but trimi with
s either scissors or penknife. Do not eut the
o nails shorter than the fingers, or both will
e soon have a stubby appearance, and clean.
them with a blunit, not sharp point.
To (1w; R in oF Mout.D iN CELLu.
s Put some roll brimstone iinto a pan and
e. aet fire to it ; closo the (eors making the
t collar as inearly rsir tight as possible, for
r two or three hours, when the fungus will
dl be (dest roycd and the mould dried up. Re
i, peat this simiple anti inexpensive operation
r every two or three months, and you will
ci have your collar free from all l):rasitical
v giowth. Carbolic acid in proportion of 4
ii ounces to a bucketful of white-wash will
also prevent mould.
TIo Raiti v a Ii iceousn. -A medical
journal gives the followins: simple means
of relieving hiccough: Inflate the lungs
ras fully as poss5ible, and thus press firmly
on the agitated diaphirgm. In a few see
ondis the splasmfodlic action of the musclo
will cease.
T~xa wineglass of cologne and another
of lenmon juice, then scrape two cakes of
0browii W indsor soap to a powder, and mix
well in a mold. When hard this will be
'found both pleasant and eillecscious in ren
dering the hiandls smooth and white.
S CoA L oil will take out ink etains, eveni
-after they have been washed with soap).
l- Pour on the oil, and rub the spot in the
b hanids; if it does iiot remove it the first ap
>- plication, try more; the secondl apphlica
hi tion will remove it entirely.
.0
To purify a aink or drain: Dissolve
onie-half pound of copperas in two gallone
i- of water. Pour half of this liquid one day
i- andl the other half next.
I! IKEmoarNE lamps whic-h are trimmed
g daily rarely exlode.
il TifE friction of a belt is diouble as much
on woodn ai s. on ,.a.t iron,
WIT -AN HUMOR.'
A GENTLBMAN calls at a French Jewel
ler's in London to hate m einoripl:'ring,
containipg the hair of relatives, repaired.
Tbe good man said: "Eh blen I Ya-as,
it shall be'done," continuing, "zare is noth
ing like ze hair, It last a l'eterjfte, Maz
care. Now, here Is pretty ting, vitch
chain, moch better zan gold; beals it
make you tink. Suppose you are out wiz
friends, you look at your vatch vith. gold
chain, and you say It is 10 o'clock, and
you put him back; zar Is all. But suppose
you have a chain of madame's hair, zen
you remembre ; you say it is 10 o'clock,
yere is my poor vife waiting for me, I shall
go; chez mol. I shall go home.
A LAD living in an Arizona mining vil
1 age had a little sister born to him, and
started out early next morning to spread j
the joyful tidings among his companions.
An old settler passing at the time observed
his exultation, and paused to inquire the
reason of it. "What's the matter ?"
he asked. ."Any luck happened to the
old man ?" "Big luck," returned the boy.
"Hie's found a baby mine."
(Reathng, (Pa.) Times and Dispatch.) I
Art and O1.
The Norfolk Virginian of January 10,
1881, refers to the remarkable cure effected
by St. Jacob's Oil in the case of Prof. Crom
well,--known the country over for his
-gnificent Art Illustrations- who had
ed excruciating torments from rhou
unil he tried the Oil whoeseffects
were magical.
A SYMPATHJETIo small boy: Papa
"'I'uat picture shows the story of Prome
thous and the vulture that fed on his liver.
Every day the vulture devoured it and
every night it grew for him to eat again."
Sympathetic child-"Poor, dear, old vul
ture I How sick he must have been of
liver every day i
A MAN with "an idea" approached a
Parisian banker not long ago for funds to
prosecute his schme. "How much do you
need ?" asks the banker; about three hun
dred and fifty, or four hundred thousand
dollars." "rthat's a little too much for
me," says the banker complacently, "and
as I should feel sorry to think you had lost
any of your valuable time here is seventy
five cents for you.
A SMALL boy of Beth, Me., had just
gone to bed, when he began to dream
about the cows. Some slight noise woke
him up and he said, "Mamma I saw the
cows." "Where" she aszed, "Up there,"
said he pointing to the coiling. His mo
ther remarked that that was a queer
place to see cows, and the fellow
got slightly angry and said "Well I guess
they cou ld be angel cows.
[RuraliNew Yorker.)
The best peoplo will vote for the best
man every time. And we judge by the
nunibe- (f St. Jacob's Oil constituency,
that it is the best remedy for the rheuma
tismi known. Prof. Tice, of St. Louil,
among others, says so.
A DnY-GOODS clerk, who had a most out
landish way of walking, had to go to a dis
tant part of the store to find some goods
which a party of feminine customers de
sired to see. "Walk this way, ladies," he
called, as he swung himself off. "But we
can't walk that way," cried a pert miss;
"we never learned that style, you know."
The clerk is now drilhng his tibia in the
motions of a now gait.
"Bu-r you kinow, pa," said the far
Imer's daughter, when he spoke to her
about the addresses of his neighbor's son ;
"you know, pa, ma wants me to marry a
mau of culture." "So do I,my dear,so do I;
and there is no hotter culture in the coun
try than agriculture."
AN over-fastidious fellow dining at a
first-class restaurant was complaining be
cause a beef steak was not cooked to suit
his taste, "It takes away my appetite,"
lie said, to eat it." "T1hen it must suit
you," said a friend. "Why so?" "Be
cause that is what you are eating it for."
"WuATi is the reason Colonel Mc~pill
kins does not live with his wife any more?"
asked Gilhooly of an Austin lawyer.
"There are sundry and (divorce reasons,"
resp~onded the lawyer solemnly.
"I don't want that Stuff."
Is 'shlat a lady of Boston said to her hus
band when he brought home some medi
cine to cure her of sick headache and neu
ralgia which had made her miserable for
fourteen years. At the first attack there
after, it~ was administered to her with such
good results, that she continuedl its use until
cured, and was made so enthusiastic in Its
praise, that she imduced twenty- two of the
best families in her circle to adopt It as
their regular family medicine. That "stuff"
Is Ihop Bitters.
A YOUNo gentleman the otheir (lay asked
a young lady what she thought of the mar
ried state in general. "liot knowing, I
can't tell," was the reply; but if you
anid I were to put our heads together, I
could give you a definite answer."
"Do you know, Mr. Smith," asked Mrs.
S., in a reproving way, "that pipe is hurt
ing you ; that it is your enemy ?" "Yes,"
repliedl Snuth, calmly ejecting a fleecy
cloud ; "yes, I know it, and I'm trying to
smoke die rascal out."
A 1.Any once asked Mydney Smith for a
motto for her dlog, whose name was Spot.
lie suggested "Out, damned 8pot t " for
he~ diidn't like diogs, having once boon sev
erely bitten by a lady's pet.
I mV you would incroaso thme size and pro.
minence of your eyes, inst keep an ac
count of thie money spent foolishly, and
add it up at the end of the year,
A MAiniR woman said to her husbandi,
"You have never .takenm me to the ceme
tery." N'o, (lear," replied lie "that is a
pleasure I have yet in contemplation."
Mums. BlAmmT.RTTr was at the Queen's last
drawing-room. The lady will be remem
bered as having massed money enough to
marry an American young man.
The Reason WhIy.
The tonic tifeet of Kid ney-Wort is produced
by its olesinuhg and purif ying action on the
blood. Whoe there Is a gravelly deposit in
the urine, or milky, ropy urmo from disorder
ed kidneys. It curts without fail. Constipation
and piles veadily yield to its eath~artic and
hr ahingr power. P'ut up inm dry vegetable form
or liquid (very concentrated), either aet prompt
and sure.-Tnoy Bouon-r.
JouNNY, who has been soaked by the
rain the (lay before: "1 told you the rain
would make me grow-the clothes are too
small for me."
MANY a man who thinks himself a great
gun is nothing more thadi a big bore.
Tfnx new strawberry joke will take the
short ca - .
v~ti
UST T*AT I NEEDED6
,RALTIXORN, Md., May 4, 19'M. g
Saft vams '.'
Dear Sir: I h e, inthe spring of he year, a
aint, sinking lediug in t e itnac , and thisP
Ipring have beeA so weak that I felt the need P
f something. Ariend who had used VEGE- t
PINE advised ml4 to take some. I did so. aild it
)roved to be justwhat I needed. It bulds the
vhole system up and makes one feel like a new
>erson us9
fours respettully,
Mn. ELIZABETH PORTER,
126 Chestnut St. 1
Rheumatism, Indigestion. a
".1 . Ihi.Timony, Md., April 29, 1879. W
Dear Sir: I have been sutrering from Ithen- ]
natisma and Indiggstion for over two years and
ince I have colmenced taking your YGE
NNE I have reived great benefit. I have d
aken but two bobles, and I think with the aid b
it a few more I wIl be r-sto ed to my health
gain. I can renmmend the VEGETINE for 01
chat it has done or me. ti
Itespetfrilly yours,
Mrs. E. J. LEWIS,
119 1. High St. 1
Loss 'of Appetite. Lassitude
and Geueral Debilitye
BOSTON, MAss., May 11, 1879. 0
dr. JosErn R. Glows: - la
Dear Sir: Youw cordial recommendation or l
'EGETINS as a Fpring Medline and Blood 11
?urailer induced no to give It a thorough trial,
mad I candidly a(mit that in my experience it P
a all that you hwe claimed for it. My daughter
ias always been aillicted wit It Scrofula Uumor
a a very evero fcrm. and partioularly In spring
vas badly trouble I with Loss of Appetite. Las- y
itudo and Genoial Debility. The VEoRTINE '
lad the deslred'efect and we are never with
ut it. Its succemS was so apparent in this case
hat many oa my !rlends and tblatives have also
.red It, wih 'ona-al satisfaction. Any further
nformation will telhorfuiiy given by
Yours truly,
G0, R. WILLIAMS, - 2
Hialth Department, City Hall.
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists, d
d
LYDIA E. PINKHAMN'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a4 Positive Cure
for all those Painnel Complaints and Weaknesses
socommon to our best femalu population.
It will cure entirely tho worst form of Female Com
plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and UMcrM
tion, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent
Gpinal Weakness, and is particularly adapted to the
Change of Life.
It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In
an early stage of developmont. Thto tendency to cary
cerous humors there Is checked veryapeedilyhy Its us&.
It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving
for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomaoch.
It cres loaingUeaache, Nevou Protrai
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gestion
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tidn of women In doteeiih the best
ediclues to k fa l well, and
ould nkote r '. gIs~ ty, aW dmi
locting Hop Bitters as the best and do.
onstrating It by keeping their tamilies In
irpetual health, at ,a mere n9mlnal ex
wne, he would be forced to acknowledge
at such sentiments are baseless and false.
A PEDDLER being asked by a spindle
ianked wag if he had any overalls, re
led, "No, but I've got a pair of candle
oulds that will just fit ydu."
nRvounEiss, and all derangements of
ie nervous system, are usually connected
ith a diseased condition of the blood.
ebility is a frequent accompaniment. The
rat thing to be done is to improve the con
itIon of the blood. This is accomplished
r taking VEGETINE. It is a nerve-inedi
no,and possesses a controlling power over
te nervous system.
Anothe, marvel recently brought to
ght in the Yollowstone Park is nothing
as than a. 4ountain of volcanic glass.
AnE you bald I CARBOLINE, a deodorized
Ktraot of petroleum, the only cure for bald
ess, has been Improved, so that It is now
ie most delightful dressing in the world.
'he only real natural hair restorer eyer
roduced.
"WHAT'S your name?" "Susie," "Have
ou any sisters ?" "No." "Any brothers?"
Two.' "What do they dot' "Oh,
key jist tight."
Bzoic headaches incessantly distract
lany. Let such use "Sellers' Liver Pills,"
5c. a box.
JUST noiv the papers are greatly agitated
a to what shall be done with the ex-Presi
ents. How would it do to pickle them 1
EviRY one will find a general tonic in
Liudsoy's Improved Blood Searcher." All
ruggists sell it.
LiMB-Unoit cheese is a de-sent legaoy.
THoUSANDS of ladies cherish grateful re
iembrances of the help derlied from tht
so of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vdgetable Com.
Oundh
MAoiNES for catching cold-lce tongs.
An lurallible Remedy.
No longer like Job need the afilioted milliona
>ry out: "Oh, that my grief were weighed
&nd my calamity laid In the balance I Ye art
forgers of lion; ye are all phsiclans of no
ralue." For an absolutoly sare, reliable and
wertain cure for Piles, the most exasperating,
mainful of all diseases, has been found by Dr.
Mlsbee. Half a million of sufferers with pliles
estify to the virtues of Anakesis. Physiciana
)f all schools endorse it and prescribe it,
i00,000 persons have used it In all stages and
rarieties of piles, and none without benefit.
[t has been pronounced the "happiest modi
al discovery of the age," and Dr. Silsbee, an
sxperienced and scientific B1. D. of 40 years
3ractice, "a benofactor to his race." No rein
)dy so simple and yet so infallible as Anakesia
for Piles has been discovered. It is a happy
:ombination of the soothing poultice of the
Inglish. the instrument of the Freand the
mrative medication of the American surgeons.
[t affords immediate relief from the most ex
ruciating pain, holds up the painful tumors,
md tiltimately cures the worst cases of Piles.
3amples of ''ANmcurs" are sent free to all
tifferera on application to the sole manufao
aurers, Mesrs. P. Neustaedter & Co., Boi
1916 New York. Also, sold by druggists every.
where. Price $1.00 per box.
An Old Doctor's Advice.
It was this: "Trust In God and keep youl
iowels open." For this purpose many an old
Loctor has advised the habitually costive t<
ako Kidney-Wort-for no other remedy sc
froctually overcomes this condition, and tha
ithout the distress and griping which othol
nedicines cause. It is a radical cure for pir'es
)on't fail to use it.--Transated from the NET
ronKaxn ZEITUNo.
Don't Die In the IHouse.
Ask druggists for "Rlough on Rate." I
blars out rats, mice, roaches, flies, bed-bugi
.5b.
3issn. MonoAN a iIEADIY, Mutual Life
Building, Tent h and Chestnut stree s, Ii.wye 0l
iand a superb stocic or extua tine quality Dia
mones, which they offer at, as low priceg as
stones of the first quality. pe'rfect alike in color
trd shape, can be sold for.
NOVELLO!
DITSON & CO. are the sole agents for the
[inited atates for the magnificent Niovello List o
3ratorios, Operas, Glees, Part-songs, &c. Thb
loparate Anthems, Choruses, or Glees, coat but
sents to 10 cents each, and are very largely used
l'or occasional singing. The following are excel
lent and practical instructive wors, and are calei
" Primers," but are really a great deal more :
1. RUDIMENTS OF MUSIC. By Cummings, $ I
a. ART' OF PIANO PLAYING. By Pauer. 1.0
S. THE ORGAN. By Stainer.- ----- - .0
4. SINGING. By Randegger.---- -- - .0
6. MUSICAL FORMSS. Ji aner. - - - -1.
6. HAR(MONY. By Sin ner.---- -- - .
7. INaTRUMENTATION. By Prout. --1.
5. VIOLN. By Tours.---- - - ---.0
9. MUSICAL TERMS. By Stainer. .. -
10. COMPOSITION. By Stainer. - - - . 1
LICHT AND LIFE,
A new Sunday School Song Book. By R. I
McINTOSH. Price so cents. Liberal reductic
for quantities.
" Light and Life to all he brings,
Risen withbhealing on his wings
Hall, then heaven-born Prince of Peace I
Hail, thou Son of Righteousness 1"
From the attractive title to the last page, ou
sIde and inside, the whole book is full of Life, ati
full of Light. Send stamnps for specimen cop,
Specimen pages free.
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5. 3l. DITUOM, * 00S..
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huttrs can be iace1t2.3, t, onr six inco ape
eril.cTh is .and h a de mos flngs our Sai
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Those =:nswersag an aaverttsement wi
oonfer a favor upon the stvertieer mnd ti
~blihebstatn that thseznaw the adve
antisethienrna stait the Obto4
ItIare Agent, to Sell the standard A rienltural fleo
Farmmi f~or trofit
Make Moe ,e
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'A
W030
REUMATISM,
Neurulgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backache, Soreness of the Chest
Goyia Quiny, Sore Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth equalsi ST. JACOss OIL
as a Pafe sura o, siple and cheap External
Remedy. A trial entails but the corpparatively
trifling outlay-of 60 Cents, and every one sufferlpg
with Pain can havo chep and positive proof of Its
elallne.. I
Directions in Eleven Languages.
BOLD BY ALL DRUGGIST8 AND DEALERS
IN MEDIOINE,
A. VOGELER & 00.
o r 1N *.
THE GREAT CURE
FOR
RHEUMATISM
As it Is for all diseases of the KIDNEYS,
LIVER AND BOWELS.
It cleanses the system of the arid poison
that causes the draadful. suiteringf which
only tho vitioms of Rhoumatism can realise.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of tho worst forms of this terrible disease
have been quickly relieved, in a short time
PERFECTLY CURED.
has had wonderful succese, and an immense
salo In every partof tho Country. In hun
dreds of oases it has oured where all olse had
failed. Itis mnild, but effliint. CER1TAIN
IN TS ACTION, but harmless in all cases.
Itcleanses, Stengthens and givesNew
Lire to all the Important organs of the body.
Tho natural action of the Kidneys Is restored.
IThe Liver is oleaused or al disease, and the
Dowels novo freely and healthfullS. In this
way the worst diseases aro oradicated from
thesystem.
As Ithas boen proved by thousands that
is the most effectual remedy for cleansing the
system of all morbid secretions. It should bo
used In overy household as a
SPRING M DICINE.
Always oures BIIOUSNE~, C0N8TIPA.
TION, PILES and all FEMALE Diseases.
Tosput up in Dry Vegetable Ferm$ , itin cans,
one package of whiclh makes 6quaria isediclne.
Also In Liquid Fern very Vonecntrated for
the ccnvenlcesw'sof ilsoe who cannot readily pre.
paro It. It acts wvith equal efciency in eitherforn.
oET IT OF YOUlR DRUGGIST. PRIlCE, $1.00
(Will send the dry pos-paidl.) iilinissOTOt, VT.
Battle Creek, Michigan,
RLANUWAOTUBEBS01 TER ONLT 0EUN
T HRESH ERS,
Tr'aotion and Plain Enginos
and Horse-PoWers.
Mstewnahrsheraetoryl Estableshen
in the World. I ?848
-. ouad soarray gieves nell eur good.
C8 -f0 t RP and
timesprior mar oon
F our sizes of 8epavtr.from to 19 here
Tw t les of Mounted~,Pwt
7,500,000 rrf O*",.,..asi
L cmparble wood-work of our masn e
TRACTION ENGINES
t
Ir Oirou rr sent tree. Adldress
WCOHOLS, HEPARD & CO.
-. Battle Ofeek, Michigan.
TOUN00 mo Li~earn Teleraphy I Earn ,40 t
offc. A ddross VALEN(TINE BlROS., Janesvilie
Th arquhar. Separator
Pork,1P.
so,,
LAROE CLEAR 'TYPE I FINE WRITE P
- 60,000 Sold I The Angl-Anseri
REVISED NE1
IT SELLS T
vej-son of ambrI ~ o eeact accurac- of(
y Otess In t mirc a whichit.s
ce e n oernp dtnos ta~
jj? 0P~c tsof Engli die oinis
n. Am rian -tAm mu 7,pa wo= .a
P",I
HEALTHl isWEIILH
HEAYS of BODYfl ELno 1Dia
Radway's
ur blo es 4 boe
and a skin Ue
r a 0 wnd
t o ut~ 1r B We We n3O iu
an a sout t hent and o
Ara.ed M ent t......
ordinary medwa roertlesutia VWW
hepal"and nVIatet' *rok"
1M10. PLUASAINT, SAand
PcIP"AN s rt treatment a .,"&
ur to byoWhat name the o0 9t
re = &e weth e to ro i
un ea . e the
Btodn ow mo e etheir chront 1 or n -
a e nvirus onte disease is 0
which up lies the waste, and bu its ang re
var organs ad Wasted tissues th
Ister. ihe balood ik hathy, the process
Ornt must be unsound.
S aruaIahiia neeiveu snot only
Ina oompensaw, aremeil h.Secures the h0a
noatter owl, vfolent or eorg ans, It estab.
pshe throughout the entire syem functional
narmony and supplies the biodavaessel with a
e go eatiy urrentot new life. Theskin
after atowdays use of the
eomesoleara a beautiful. Pimples, go
Black Spots and Skin Eruptions are remoVedi
Sore and Ulcers soon cured. Persons sufferln
from Scrotiala, Eruptive Diseases ot the Eyes.
eut, Ears Legs, Throat and Glands, that
aive a RumuMed and sprad, elther from ue.
cured diseases or mercury, or rom the use of
Corrosive Sublirate, may rely fpon a ria
the Barsaparilian is continued a sUllcient tim
to make Its impression on the system.
One bottle contains more of the Ae pI l.
brean o ites han any other re arton.
waponful Dosen, white o a re
byl five mv al times as much. O Dotrla
ore0ttle,
MINU TE REMEDY.
only requires minutes not cefre to ro
uevo pain and cure acute disease.
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief
in from one to twenti minutes, never fails to
relieve PAIN wit one thoroug i ctin;
no matter how violent or excrueatn g le ain
the Rheumatic Bcd-ridden, nfirm, .ripled.
Nervous Neurate or prostran wit dniee
man suffer, HAD WAY't RBADY RELIEF wHi
afford Instant, ease.
inflammitation of the Kidneys, I~uua
tion ofthe Mladder, iuarffmation orde
Bowes, Congetion e the,'0abtgo, Z Se
Threat, Dil1sa Breathing. PaipU s on
or the oeart, lysterferes. Pear r-h.
the catah, n uens, mnesdeh
to Dbshe, Nerin sy tom1set i
paotdionIn Ag e Chils, is t B d
Frest eA Bruste Somane na.
&I ito Nervousnes Szep leon uems,
au ns , s sprai t a Is the
asion k or Limbe ore igstantly e
Fever andI Ague.
FEVER and AGUE cured for 50 cents. There
is not a remedial agent In this world that will
cure Fever and Ague, and other Malartous, Bill.
oat "anet, Typoid. Yellow and other feons
(aided by Raiway's Pills) so qukl a RA9
WAY'S READY "BALIEA.
It will In a few moments, when taken accord.
Sto directions, cure Cram s Spasms, sour
Soach, lleartoilra Sick 11eadache, Dlarrhoa
Dysentefr, colic, Wo ad In the Dowels, anda
Internal Pan.
Travelers should always carry a bo of Rad
way'Is Ready Rejief with them. A fto drops In
waer will prevent sickess or I s from
change of water. It is better than French
brandy or hitters as a stimulant.
Miners and Lumbermen should always be
provided with It.
CAUTION.
*.Al eial gets.apbl ofsroying ,li'
by an ovroe should be yvidd orptine,
otheur poiul rder st d o t cranLms
deth Ter rer I ne esifo sa ro thes
unceri aet whena ii erme lik
fadwl y's nead fef wi. so hems
leas dificlt i ete nfanrt or adlpha
A wor RfADYr Rhu v~Itonly emedial
agT e9 in ogta ilisatyso an