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CHICKAImS versus Ilous -The-e is between the nations of thl alob a con tinual warfare even when they do not shoot or sabre each other. For while actual fighting with guns and swords may cease at some distant time, even the millennium would not do away with competion. And competion'in the ordinary walks of hfe . would de. stroy the weak and lead to a survival of the fittest, that Is to say, the strong est and most gifted. As with human boings so with ani maIs and plants, nature is a stern task master. Only those are allowed to increase which are capable of improve ment and even of rapid improvement. If they fall in the development of their physical and mental faculties, they are soon replaced by other animals, or plants which have outstripped them in the universal race for perfection. Now among the domestieated ani mals, the pig has been hitherto con sidered the consumer of garbage par excellence and Is kept and tolerated mainly for thisreason. Twenty years ago the rabbit was brought forward in competition, but it was not a success. France certainly adopted rabbits and turned a cold shoulder to the fat and dirty pachyderm but the swine kid not care. If Frenchmen lived on rabbits pork retained Its sway nearly every where else and they grunted defiance alike at the tidy little rabbits and their polite protectors. What else might be expected of frog-eaters like them? Let them take their custom elsewhere and welcome. People with sense and a digestion would require pork for ever and aye; Americans, Englishmen and Germans would know how to apprec ate its merits. The pigs really held their own in the market as well as in argument. But of late there is a fresh stir among them, for another animal is pushing them hard In the struggle for the post of honor among the vLands which are daily converted into human beauty, human energy, human Intelligence by the' processes of mastication and diges tion throughout this broad land of ours. The feathered birds, ducks, geese and turkeys, and -especially chickens have entered the lists against them and lustily crow a challenge for the position on the national bill of fare which has been -for generations con sidered as being above the aspirations of even the most ambitious birds of any family whatever, Poultry, as is well known, consume garbage quite as well as pigs and much more thoroughly. Their personal qualities are in some respects less ot fensive and it' s0ine peoplo cannot stand their morning song, why thje lay of a full-grown pPecer or the squeals of his sons and heirs are also far from agreeable to the human car. The drawbacks therefore which may be laid to the charge of the winged creatures are comparatIvly light. However there is against them one trait in the character of birds that ought to be Judged with more titan human leniency - their llightiness. It is easy enough to herd swine. Lot them settle In some convenient bog or marsh and they will not move out of it on their own account, for pigs are phlgmnatic. But try to keel) chickens penned up In a yard be it ever so nice! And if you could even keep them from sparring and running about your gar deis and tearing up your favorite flowers is there anything more dif1icult or more trying than to make them hatch and bring up their chickens In a decent motherly way ? So the popular mind was badly di. vided In regard to the hogs versus chickens questoon until lately, say during the last live years, the chicken cause has been helped onwardl by the most marvellous discovery of artildelal hatching or lncubationi. Thei result of I it has been that lhens are absolved fromi 1 that pam t of their maternal duties winch has always in their minids lay3ed tihe I part of a mental bugbear, antid chickens 1 may be brought into this 1bl at a rate I which is really astonishing. Mrs. N. C. Grove Irom Ardmnore, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, a lady who isreniowned for her way of farming chickens, writes to the P'erfec- I tieon inicubaitor Comiipa ny at PnIiladcl "We. hatched out or your Incubator last fall 148 oicks out oif 170 t-gge. Or this5 nuanber thiore wnere nao maore thiman 0 chicks teoloumod, the balance strong and1. ilaaiy.' We say well done for the lady, and also for tile Perfection Incubator. If tile offal of our great cities can be transformed into ehmickenm broth and delicate sping chicks by the patience and skill of American women, and if a new line or action cnn be opene4d in every marm house8 ini these United States, the sooner the Perfectiton Incu bators are introduced all round thle better it will be for tile comimonwvealth at large. Meanwhile the hogs are turningu their nioses at what they call thiesomaew tangled notions, and tihe li'thiered 0ones feel elated. That is .nli albout chickens versus hogs for thlie present. REMECDY FOR1 CAsunAtm WoRMs --Of all tihe many remedies that have been tried for tihe '.aportedl cabbage wor m It first begin to sp~reald over tihe cosn.-. try an'v''o play havoc wlith Our cab .in row, if anly hiave givenu eni bage fildl~s, an. It is safe to say thatI tire satisfact sfaetory remedy so far tihe most sat tile useO of ipyre' hrium. discovered is 11 t co apply this In 1879l, We were tho firs ' recomnmend it uni- 1 but did not care t nenlts had been til furtheri exper . 111made1 the pres5- < made. 'These we ha be made by a I ent year, and caused t id correspond number of our agenits a 'nec Ia most ents. Th'le general exper lily rec favorable. and we unhesita. -'t wor'ms ommlend~ it for all the dhill'ero cabbage ~ affeccting thle leaves 01' our ( plants. pondent adivlses stock growers not'\t a be in haste to destroy aniy animal th r may break a le g, for by means of plas ter of P'aris and some bagging s rios the limb may be set and supported uni til tihe fractured bonie unhies algaini. His plan has been,. both with calves amnd sheep, to wind tihe strips of bag ging about time broken limb, plaster over with calcined plaster, mlixed to a thin paste and other strips wound over that and more plaster apliedl, the leg fastened to splits of wood unmtil the plaster sets. Thue anImal would limp about for a few days on thriee legs, but recovered without blemi lsh. AN old tesaier of fifty years' ex perrence says he hmas never hlad a case (of the galls uIpon lis aniials w hore the following preveotative was adopt ed, which was sim ply to rub the col lars inside every few days w ith a tit - the neatsfoot oil, and the moment, Any dirt was found sticking like wax to wash -off with warm soapsud~s, and then oil. A yoke from oxen or collar from a horse should nlot be removed when brought into tile stable from work until the sweat is entirely dry. and all chafed spots should be oiled. LiAMP shades of ground glass should be clean:. wvith scap or pearl ash ; these Will not injure or disoolor themn. DOMESTIC. SOUR STOMACH -Jf the food taken nto the stomach is not digested it de iomposes. In the latter osso a pungent gas is developed which causes sour ructiations, or else the stomach itself iecretes an aold, which, rising upward it Intervals, stings the gu'let sharply. hosee extremely d isagreeable sensa ions are attributable to impaired di gestion. It will not answer to postpono the great corrective with ie idea that the unpleasant symp. ;oms will disappear of them ;elves. So far from that being the ,ase, they almost invariably culminate f neglected, in chronic dyspepsia, bvith its concoglitants of gnawing in ;he stomaeh, dizziness, perverted vision, headache, and sleeplessness. It a true that all these disagreeables nay be obviated by a course of med. cine; but how much wiser to an :icipate their arrival with one or two loses of that sure preventive of indi Cestion and strengthener of the all nentary organs. OILINO DULL WOODS.-Thts Is made )y melting two ounces of yellow wax in a clean earthen vessel, and when lot adding four ounces of best spirits )> turpentine, stirring till the mix .ire cools. The polish is rubbed on lie wood with a flannel cloth and pen 3trates the pores of the wood, leaving i little coat of wax, which brightens With a slight daily rubbing. The care l old times gave the fine lustre which made plainsubstantial oak and cherry urnishing so handsome. A good pol li to keep wood in order is made of qual parts of sharp vinegar, spirits )f turpentine and sweet oil or boiled inseed oil. Half a pint of each is mnough. Rub the furniture or wood vith this, and go over it with a clean, loft cloth. CHARLOTTE Russz.-Take half an >unce of gelatine and put it into just anough warm water to cover it; while ;his is slowly dissolving take ono pint )f thick sweet cream and whip it to a stiff broth; beat well the white of one )gg. After the gelatine Is dissolved 3011 it lor two or throe minutes, then 1weeten and flavor it; when it is about is warm as new milk add the cream md egg, and beat the mixture till it a cold. If the sponge cake over vhich this is to be turned is baked in t round tin which t. scalloped around Ihe edgq it adds much to the pretty fl'eet of the dish1. Put the cake while warm, to prevent its crumbling, into round dish, allowing the scallops to how at the top; then pour the whlil ,ed cream Into It und you have a dish It for the gods. A vEnY neat and convenient recept. Lble for work, etc., can readily be nado out of an ordinary willow waste uapor basket. Strips of silk 11ould be nserted tiunder and over the strands, oining the ends oin the inside. After lie strips are Inserted the basket hl01d be lined with miuslin, aid a ilk covering added, allowing about L quarter of a length in width, above he basket, which can be closed with pathering strings. A basket thus fit ed up will hola a great deal of wo rk, nd when not fit use will servo to righten a corner of the aLtting room. A black basket with red silk trimmings will be found durable. Flne deltaine will answer nicely when it is not con renlont to use silK. SoUTrunN BEEFr I1AsH.-Trake the -arest cold1 roast beef, cut into small >ieces, but, not so smiall as for mmnce neat; pour into a vessel with cold wa .er enough to cover it; cut i.p a onion;i Ldd pepper and salt enocugli to season t.' Cook until the onion is thorough-. y done, adding hot water, if neces ary, to prevent burning, If potatoes ~re liked wvith the hash, add fresh ones hiced thin. By no means adld cold )Otatoes, as these are unlt to be used ni making a nice dish ; and be sure to invo plenity of gravy, as on this de >end~s the comp~letenless of the hash. A tablespoonl of butter will improve TinK tine polish given stoves by those ikilled in the art is produced as tol ows: Have a thin mixture of black irarnish anid turipentinie; apply this ,vith a paint or varnish brush to a iortion of the stove, then with a cloth Iust, this over with puiverhzedl Beh.,msh ustre or stove polish1. TVhe 8.toAfe must >0 pe'rfectly cod1. 'The ,'dhealers lytyi lhe puilverized stove p~olih, which is arburet of iron, 'n twenty live peound )ackages. Th.'ie proces:1 coiniucted in his nlianmmjr is quite brief, but. gives >eatlfkul results. ConN GiRIDDLR CAKis,-bonhi at :iight half the quantity of meal you ire going to use, mix the other ith sold water, having it the consistency >f thick batter, add a little salt and set t to nrca; it will need no yeast, in the norning the cakes will be light and .risp. Skimmiings where moat has Jeen boiled is best for frying them in. BY saving all the scams and hems mnd coarse piheces of cloth that are not suutable for a rag carpet. wvheni one is naking one, and braidIng and sewing ogethuer, a nice riig can be made. L'hie rags are preparedl the same as for carpet andi knit en wooden needlea Lbouit as large as a headi pencil, eight r ten inches long; knit a square con or, and knit stripes of' various colors, ndl sew aroulnd it until it is as large S you wish. WnEmN putting awa the silver tea r coffee pot which is not used every ay, lay a little stick across the to p inder th cover; this ili allow f cah ir to get in, and will provent must aes; it wiii then be ready (or use at ny time, after having ilrst beoen tho. oughly rlnsed with boiling water. yr n buttering your cake tins. ti a little flour over them1), and ca k 3 is absolutely certain not to he iho tin, If your oven is likely tick ha, rd at the bottom puta paper0 10 bak tk- of the tin. Butter it in the b so roughly treated wit~h Ch.an e yellowv witih coipperas whitewash n a red desirable hiabi will not be cone mnice. tationis for rats a aces do noct use WuHEN washing iih last water in starch at all. In tli t a little flne which they are f'insed p ougianmd white sugar,dissolve it thi the result wiii be pleasing To brown sugar for sauce 'y dry dings put Chie sugar in a perfect.t lilt saucepan. If the pan ia tihe 'ea. mill wet, the sugar will burn and you ipoil your saucepan. From statistics of deaths from act dent, negligence, violence and misadl venture compiled in Great Britain, Mr'. Cornelius Walford infers that the rh~k to life anid limb increases in a certain ratio with the progress of civilization --a conclusion which will evidently bear a very considerable qualification. WI1T AND HUMOR. "T is a great thing to see the spirit ual truth that all nature symbolizes," said she. "So It is," said he. "And yet enjoyment is darkened by a terrible shadow," said she. "Hey ?" he inquired. "A terrible shadow," she repeated, "that casts a depressing reflection upon the most exuberant soul." "Yes,'' replied lie, "I've felt it when I ve been short on spare-ribs." "On what?" she anxiously inquired. "On spare-ribs." "But you should he philosophlical; you should imitate Pythagoras." "Who was he?" "lie was a philosopher, and an Epicurean,. hut lie did not go as far as the Stoics." "Where did they go?" asked the Board1 of Trade man, and gazing at him in amazement, his wild western way began to dawn upon the cul chawed mind of the Boston girl, and she said: "Take me to ma-ma." [Springfilold, (Mss.) Rupublican.] A Promins Lawyer's Opinion. In one of our New England ex changes we observe that Wm. T. Fil ley Esq., of Pittsfield, Attorney-at. Law and Asst. J udge Police Court, and late County Commissioner, was re stored to perfect health and activity, by the use of St. Jacob's 011. Iie had suffered with rheumatism for years in tensely; but by the recent use of the remedy lie was, as stated, completely cured, and says the 01 deserves the hxighest praise. A DOCTOn received a call the other evening from a couple who had not been in this country over a year, and who had decided to checkmate any danger front smallpox by vaccination. The husband bared his left arm and the operation was soon completed. He then rolled up his other sleeve and held out his right arm. "One arm is enough," replied the doctor. "But I guess I takes two of 'em,"' was the reply. "What for?" "Why, dis one Is for me, and der odder one for my frow. It lah better dot I cotches all dler smallpox myself. Go ahead mit your stabbing P" The doctor did not succeed in con vincing them that one could not be vaccinated for both, and, and the woman sullenly refused to let the lancet touch her arm. AMIABLE husband (who has just fin ished moving). "Where are my alip pers, dear?" Wife. "They came along with the third load and that load went to the garret." IIusband. "And where is my pipe?" Wife. "You'll find it in one of thobarrelsof crockery in tle cellar." Husband. "And where Is my comb and hair-brush?" Wife. "Jane packed them in the kitcheni stove with the children's sloCes.'' lilusband (mentally 50111) quizing). "Whar, a woman my wife is I She never went to college and yet sne knows everything." [(ouvewnour, (N. Y.) IHorald. With great pleasure we can recom mrend as a radical cure for rheumatism, St. Jacob's Ol. This wonderful remod has been extensively used by a larg, number of people who daily testily to its marvelous effects. DURliNG the Mardi Gras celebration Mose Schiomburg, upon returning to his store on Galveston avenue from dinner, found his clerk very muich ex cited. The clerk said that a stranger came in, and after asking and paying the price of a cravat, which was $1, picked up the entire box, containing a dozen, and wvent off with them. "Did lie pay you de dollar ?" asked Mose. "Yes," responded the clerk. ''Vell, deni, we makes anyhow 50O per cent, pronits on do .investment." A CLEvELAND lawyer once saidI In his ap~peal to the Jury: .'oW~in you may hang thme oc'van on a grape vine to dry. la.wao nn avalanche, pin a napkin to 'the mouth of a volcano, skim. 'the clouds from the sky with a -'teaspoon, throw salt on the tail of our noble American eagle, whose sleep less eye watches over the welfare of the nation, paste ''for rent" on tihe moon and stars.'" But the jury (1id none of those things, all the same. I Iqula or Dry. Bomoe people prefer to purchase medicines in the dry state so that they can see for them selves that thoy are purely vegetable. Otherd havwo not te time or udosro to prepare the moe-licmne, and! wish~ It already to ne. To accommiodate each class the proprletord of Kidney-Wort now ofror that well known remedy in both Liq'uid and dry forms. Sold by all drugglsts ovorywhero.-- Truth. A'r a fire in Paris a fireman who was shout to save a child asked for something to protect his eyes. "Who's got a pair of spectacles?" ho cried. A gentleman very politely took from his nose a fIne p~air of Brazilian pebbles. wiped themi carefully, and, handing them amiably to the fireman, remark ed : "I hardly knowv whether these are your exact number I" Fon a street tree in the open coun try, there is nothing finer than a white pine, of full majestic growth. Buit we don't wvant to make the mistake of planting it in a twenty-foot dhoor-yard except, possibly, a hedge at the north 81(de, and for that purpose the hemlock might be preferred. Worktingmnen. Before you begiln yor'ir heavy spring work after a winter relaxation, ysour systemn needs cleansing and strength ening to prevent an attack of Ague, Billious or Spring Fever, or soe other Spring sickness that wvill unfit you for a scason's work. You wvill save time, mnch slckness and great ox pemnse if you wIll use one bottle of Ilop Bitters in your family this month. l)ont't wat . "A ND did yotir late husband die in the hope (if a blessedl immortality, sister Wiggins?'' inquired the new miunister, who was making his first call oni a fair widow of lis congrega t ion, "'Bless you noe '" was the mou rn fuli respoiiso, "lie diled in Chicago." "31 AnNL, whly, you dear lite girl," exclaimed her grandpja, seeiag lis lit tle grand daughter with her head tiedl up, "have you got the headache?" She answeredl sweetly, "I'ao dot a spit turl." LYDIA E. PINKHIAM's Vegetable CoinpiouInd saves long sicknes, sutffer ing and perhaps death. 4 TRnOY lawyer asked a wvomau on 'wit,cess stand her age, and she the vtly repliedl: "I sold milk for pro"- drinik when a baby, and I van ta~ myp. yet." Vegetine. FOR CANOERS AND CANCEROUS UUMORS. The Dooer'ge Vertifeate, Read . ASHLEY, Washington Co., Ill., Jan. 14, 1878. Mt. H. IH. STEVENs-Dear Sir: This is to cor. tify that I had been suffering from Rose Cancer on my right breast, which grew very rapidly, and all my friods had given me up todle, when I heard of your medicine, Vogetine, recom morded for Cancer and Cancerous Ilumors. I commenced to L-Ike it, and soon found myself beginning to feel better; my health aud spirits both felt the bentgu influence which it exerted. and in a few months from the time I commenced the use of tho Vegotine, the Cancer came out almost bodily. CARRllE DUFORREST. I certily that I am personally acquainted -with Mrs. DeForre- t, and consider her one ol the very best of women. Dr. 8. II. FLOWERS. WHY WILL YE SUFFERI The Priceless Vogetine ! CANCER CURED. WASHINGTON, D. D.. Jan. 6, 1891. DR. H. It. STBVENS.--Thi groat sympathy I have for others who are suiforers from Cancers and Cancerous Humors, impresses me that it. is my sacred duty to write to you, alt ilough a stranger to in. For two tong years ]-suffered and endured the most painful torments from Cancer of the Breast. My caso delted the efforts of the best phyrsicians. I tried many remedies. when a gentleman in the offico with my hus band advised him to try your priceless Vego t ine; he brought home a bottle. orore taking half of the llirt bottle, I sleit well nighi. I continued taking the Vegotino, gaining every day. I have taken lS bottles. I am now on tiroly cured; not a vestige of my disonse left. I wish every on could know what a good iedi eine itis for such disease;. Your namae will never be forgot ten. May God over bless, guido and protect you, Is the earnest daily prayer of Mrs. E. A. SHIVINGTON, 680 Seventh St., Northwest, Washington, D. . Vegetine. PREPARED BY Hi I,. STEAJWVENS, BosToN, Mass. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. IR8. LYDIA E. PINKBAM, OF LYNN, MASS., LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Is a Positive Curo ror all those 1'aiall Complaints and Weaknesses moeommon tooter bet femelo population. It will euro entirely the worst form of Fenmalo Com., plaints, all ovarian troubles, inflamniation and Utces., tion, Falling and Displacepients, and tho con'sequrent Opinal Weakness, and ispartiLeulatly adapted to A.he Change of L'iro. It will dissolve and p tumors from the uterus In an early stage of de pamnt. The tendency to can corous humors there is .heeked veryipeedily by its use. It removes faintness, atuiency, destroysall raving for stimulants, and reli~ yes weakness oftthostomnsch. It eures Dlnating, fEan ches, Necrvous Prostration, General Debity, sleep.jessness, Depression and Id!. gestion. That feeling of beari dg down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always pemanently cured by its uise. It will at all times and linder al's eireurnstances act in harmony with the laws that govern the remnale syatetn. For the curoof KIdney Comuplainte of either sex this Compound is u-nsuirpaesed LYDIA E. P'INKiHA l'8 VEOETAIJLE COM POUND is prepared at 3 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Prico $i. S bottles for $5. Beintbyrmail In the form of pills, ats In the form of iozenges, on receipt of prIce, .1 per x for eitl-er. Mrs. Pinkhiam freely answers .31 atter, of inquiry. send for pamph let. Address as above. Ment Ion this laper. No family should be thout LYDIA4 F. PINKIIA'f IVEJI PILLS. They ep re costtIpatIon, biliousnes end torpidity of thm,. Wr. 25 eents per tnor. IISTETTER CELEBRATED ~ITTE:RS Time Traveler- wito Wisely ProvitterN Against, the contingency of illness by tak nig with hum ilostetter's Stomna~h Bi-trs, has oc casIon to conlgratullate himself on his foresight, when lhe sees ethers whto have neglected tin' do 5 i siliffer Ing from some one of tihe maladii8 for which it, is a remnedy and p revenrave. Among thlese are fever and agile, blitousnaes s, Constitpa I-ion anti rhoeumnati-m. dis.eases5 often atLItl1nnt tipon a change of climate or unwonted mlet. For sale by all druggists and dealers generally. The most perfect, sure and, really sef-.regulating HacigMachine. SiEo FoR TggieuoMi,eg, ETO. Highest Prizes awarded over all Competitor: wherever exhibited, Recport of the Judges on Incubators 1879 & 1880. At the 20th A nnual ExhIbition of thme Pennsylvant I StateAriutural Nelety, held at P'hiladelphi a Septembr 8h to20t, 170. "We consider MIEYER'S THlE 1IEST INOUIBATO1i we have ever acen there or elsewhere, and Mr. Rod germ, of our coammittee has seen msofthem. We cheerfully award THlESILVER MEDA L." (Highest P'rize.) At the 27th Annual ExhihitIon of the Pennsylvanha State A griculitural Soeiety, heldl at the Pernmneni ExhIbition, Phimladelphia, September 0th to 26th, 1880. "We fully concur wIth the report of the Judgi of the preceeding year, and declare time I NCURII rORS o1f the PERFI.ECTOION tUIIATlOl ('. (Me' er's Patent) to be thme best of all knowmn INCUll 70OR the eiktekens hatched by this preccas bair4 stron er anmd heraltbaler than those hatched undie, thme hn. Wea thereor~e cheerfully award thet tin SILVERi MEDA l." (Highest Prize.) For saleoby THE PERFECTION INCUBATOR 00,, 614 Ch/stnut Streat. Ph~illa. Te A Good -Housewire. The good bousewife, when she is giving her house its speing rennova ting, should bear in mind that the dear inmates ot her house are Imore pre elous than many houses, and thattheir systems need cleanaing by parifying the blood, regulating the stomach and bowels to prevent and oue the diseases arising from spring malaria and miasma, and she must know that there is nothig that will do it so perfectly and surely as Iop Bitters, 90i ptrest and best of medio.nos. "BUT, Freddy, how could you think of calling auntie stupid? Go to -her Immediately and tell her that you are sorry." Freddy goes to auntle and says: "Auntie, I am sorry you are stupid." ' WHAT is beautiful? Why Carbo line, a deodorized extract of petroleum, as now improved and perfected. Clear as spring water, delightfully perfum. ed and will not soil the finest linen fabric-a perfect toilet preparation and absolutely makes the hair grow on bald heads. THE wonders of the world at present are,--How fluff accumlates In vest pockets, where the pins go to, and why, when a man comes out of a sa loon, lie looks one way and goes the other. VEGErINC was looked upon as an ex perinent for sometime by some of our best physicians, but those most in credulous in regard to its merit are now its most ardent friends and sup porters. A NEVADA girl's love-letteri "Dear Jimmy, it's all up. We ain't going to get married. Ma says you're too rough, and I guess she's right. I'm sorry--but can't you go to Europe and get filed down ?" Massis. MORGAN & UBADLY. Mutual Life Building, Tent h atlnd ChesLnut stroo.a, hay on hand a superb stock or extra tine quality Dia monds, which they offer at as low prices as stones or the irst, quality. perc.t aliKe In color and shape, can be bold fur. A LITTLE Illinois boy's new boots were too big for '-;mi. His brother proposed to co011 vff the elds. The plan was tried on (ne foot, with a loss of three toes. "SELLERs' Liver Fills" never fail to cure billousness, indigestion, or head ache. Sold by all druggists. ' VEN duimb animals exhibit attach ment. The horse is always attached to the vehicle whieh he draws. "THEjY cannot all lie," was the ob servation of one while reading the end less testimonial to "Dr. Lindsey's Blood Searcher." It is infallible. WUEN wold a volunteer corps most need a cook? When they have got a range. Ponder on these Truths. Torpid lidnoys. and constipated b.owels are the great causes of clriouio idsdiis6s. Kid-Wort-as-uiod thousands. Try it aud you *W add one woro to ticir number. Habitual ooativences afilicta millions of the American people. KMdney-Wort will cure it. Kidney-W)rt ias cured kiduoy complaints of thirty years standing. 'ry it. Beo adv. A Monvumient of Gald Should be ereetod In monory of the inventor of ''Anakesie," the great external Pile Rem edy. Mr. James J. Ilassett, of Erie, Penna., writes as follows: Messrs. NEUNTAED'RER & 0o.: GENTLEMEN-EnolOored find P. 0. order for $1.00, for which send box of '"Anakcosie." I havo use'd two boxes and feel it my duty to say to you that by tho use of your simple remedy I have been ralsedl from the brink of despair to the jloyful hope ef soon beinst able to de clare myself entirely cured. One month's trial, at the small expense of the cost of one box of "Anakesis" has given me more relief than two years doctoring with our best physic ians here. Surely a monument of gold ehoul I be erected in memory of the inventor of Ana kesis. Send at once if possible. I shall he pleased to reply to any one who inquires as to the merits of your valuable medicine, should you see fit to publish this. Sincerely your servant, JAS~ J. BASSETT, Erie, Pa. "Anakesis" is sold by all druggists. Price $1.00 per box. Samples sent free to all suf fererA on application to "Anakesis" Depot, B~ox 8016, Now York. HOP BITTERS. (A Medine, not a Driuk.) coNTAINS 110PS, IIUCiU, MANDRAKE, DANDELION, AND TIlR PURtEST AND IRATMhirDiCA LQUJAL. TiES OF ALl, OTilEt UitaTEatS. All Diseases of thea'stomach, lroweis. Blood. Liver, Kkdneys, andI Urinarry rgane, Ner yousness h~r'a e siaerxirn Or ipeciailly $1000 IN COLD. Will be paidu for a carse they ill not enire or hlip, or for a nytiinh i Izirre or injuriouas Ask~ your diruggisat for ]iop litters andl try thema before yoau sleep. Tuake nro otirer. D 1. C. Is an absolute and trresttibleecure for Drunkannaiess, use of ophuna, tobaecco andl nrarcotacra. saND F'oR Ciruti.AR. irop ialer. M r. a,. itoi er, N.r ,AT,,, LIGH T AND LIFE! Now look out for a rousitng good now SUNDAY SCHOOL SONG BOOK with tihe rabave title. Thela compilbr Mr. Mclntosh, Is well known to hundreds of L. sands as one of the most successftul provider, of sweet melodies and bright hymns for tihe great, Sunday School public. Our best, writers and composers have contrlbuted. Thre bookt has a becautlfful tItle. Is well printed and lj every way desirable. Strnd for specimean pages (free), or specimen copy,, which is mra head for tihe retall piace, 85 cents. Also, jist, pulbilihed TI'lH lilA~(offIiiT (SO ets.) By T. nrney andr lloffman. Anti nearly ready, a new book by A bbey ard Muangor, mn'rk Ing a t rio of Sunday School books that cannot be excelled. Oliver Dltson & Co., Boston. J. 1' 1 "4N t (10. 1 8f~lt' innt st.. Phila. 14 asAeta to selli theo standard Agrvicultral 1B0ok rarming for Profit LLS~f HO ngi~af~m Make MoneyIU aern;, ve rua lne Si e fo eirrr sed n a taes J .McCURD &C., Phriladelphria, P'a. GREAT WETN U WOQRKS, sendostata o attee ' RtilehoGuas. Revo? r ase6. . I. Aronninauo, /1 ~~AB SELL 'THEGREAEoY LilM REtl RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and ScaIds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Foot and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equals ST. JACOBS OIL as a eafe, sure, simple and cheap External Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively trifliug outlay.of 60 Cents, and every one sufferipg 'with pain can havo cheap and positive proof of. Its claims. Directions in Eleven -Languages. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALLERB IN MEDIOINE. A. VOGELER & CO., P?'14timore Md., U.N. A5. DOES WONDERFUL fflj - CURES R E S! ammm liecause it acIt on 0he LII ilt, 1OW ELS and KDiD)"CS at the samie tipe. Because It cleanses the system of the poison ous hiinors that dovelopo in Kidney and Urt. nary Disoaa, Biliouunesu, Jaundice, Consti. pationi, Piles, or in Rheumtatim, Neuralgia, Nervout Disordors an.1 Femalo Complaints. BEE WHAT PEOPLE BAY : Eugenoc i. Stork, of Jnn::etion City, Kansas, Says, gi(Idney-Wort eured him efter regular Phy HicintlS itl baieit tryilig for four years. M's. John Arnal, of Wasinimlgton, Ohio, says ler, h1o wns griven ni to die by four liroinet VllYiidflns "I'd thul, to was ufterwards cured by . M. B. 001oowin, an editor in Cinrdon, Ohio' 14nys e110 W4s mi init expolteli to livt', boing bloated beyonti belief, ilt Khinie'y-WorVt I cured him:.. A tna I,. Jarrett of Sotl It idem, N. Y., says thalt steVen years sRferling from kitiney troubles 0i1il W114-1. .,:'plications was unded by thme utC of IMitlitey-Woa. Jolhn, D. I.wrence of Jnelcon. Tenn., Rsuffered for years fron live' 4ad kIiney troubes aI After tiliciiiW ' ikamris oi 0 oLher medicul.os," 3lichn'l (Coto of lontlgomivery Center, Vt 'uifred~ Lighta yearsi with: Idnevi stillcenia y anti w::b 1:1abiu to woerk. Kidney-Wort moutio aim well its ever." PERMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, . . LIVER COMPLAINTS, Constipation and Piles. tV'It is put tip in Dry Vegetablo Form in in, cans one piackage of which maakuesix quarts of iedicie. Also In Liquidm For:n, very Co:. centratod, for those that cannaoc readily pro parelt. !" It acts with equal e5!ctencey in either form. GET IT AT TIJE DRUGGISTS. P1t1CE, $1.00 W ELLS, ItiCilAlt1DSON & Co., Prop's, (Will send the dry postepaid.) ilt'nli.iNGTON, I T. DR. R. C. FLOWER, The Great Healer and World Rle nowned MLla~nctist. OFFICE and RLESIDENCE: 1013 RACE Street, PhIiladelpIas AND 5 West 22d1 Street, New York. Dr. Flower has treated andl cnredl withina the last year upwards or thairteen: thoulsandl p-,tie ti, iinci~ling all criacster of disonns. R ndredls and 'th~ousandsl' of thiese jersons have lieen brouyhit to she Doctor's olie on ods of ,ickne~ss, an:d alnmost in thne throes of The Philadelia Sun~day Afereury,ofr Nov 14,1880, savs :'" Dr. Flower, thu worlid'ren:ownoed magntetist 1u13 1 ne lreot, Ia perform: n:g won:derf'ui cursB a$ Thne Philhadelphia Record, of .Dec. 21,1880, says: "hir. Flower ha:s demonst:,rated that hais miethod of te onating dliseaseis, hal is up-rior aind tilatohiless nower over atli other sy'sternis of hl::in g which haiv" fai led, has proved that dish-aso has a dhin gerotu enemy in thne Po o.and the0 old system of cirugs at dantgerous Thme Ilh2jadelia Times of Nov'ember h-i, 1830 sayc: "Dr. Fhlo'.r's * xtraordinar'y culres are wvinderful in deood, aind outsid:: of the ordii.ary niiodicail wvondera." Th'le Phhadelitphla Sunmdnty ltem: or Nov. 14 1880, saysl " The cnres ofh"ected bty liri. Flower wilthlin the last week are trulv iracuiltus. Drsoase h is been brought to a stiind-itll by this. wondedrf ul mian."i The Phildelpina Mtercuryj of Nov. 21, 1880, says: "Over two hiudred an i llfty path inls were turaned away Iast week b~y Ihr. Fliowe~r." Dr. (O-rard, of New York, once opposed to Dr. Flower's cystem:, iaf'er iinveigatin:g he sante for him-'lf, declare'd th:rough thu iro~s " thait it th work of~ bialing-he work which I am comnpelied to be ive, Dr. Flower his beeii called' to ant seems to b' nmol a th: is man: in this wvork. Hle mutist be h~e wvoiider of wonduers. I htave see n haim cutre the dlyin:g i f taniaI bta g themt from the throes of detath Dr. Flower eann lie con:sultoel at elther of the above pli Ices, eitheir thirotrhm correspondonco or by per sonal applicaion::. If' a- personael interview is do. shred, arran:gemniita should be m:adlo in advance, Battle Creek, Michigan, MANWrAoTUREIs 01 TB ONLY OENUINU THRESH ERS, Traction and Plain Engines and Horse-Pors. Most~oenD10teTheseFator'y EstablIshed in the world. 1848 . Y tE A RS3 of continuosandaucesa~fuibueI, ~IU~9I ness", withotit chane of name, mLUaagement, or location to " ae ap " the .. broad soerranty given on alt our goods, ne t i a ngines and P in gines .yormatttede of pca features and fmproeemente for 1881i tegethr wIth superior quaitles (aconstrue. (ion ami maoteriale not dreamed of by other makers. Four sizes of Separators, from O to 12 herae panacltyr eteamor h4orseer. 7 0 000 ta aected 'Lumber 9,9 m threetIosizyearsafr-dried) cosatyon hand fromj which is built the in. comparale woodwork ofomahinory. TRACTION ENGINES. h'ron~gesI mostdiurable and etlet'ent ever Seide. d, 10, 15 Idorae rowrer. in W ~mh~nn d NICHOLS, SH PARD &?00 Battle Oreek M~ion ash HEALTH IS WEALTI BBELTH of BODYis WEALTH of MIND. Radway's Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone md a clear skin. If you would havo your flesh Irm. your bones sound without caries, and your ,omplexion f air, uso ladway's Sariaparil [tan Resolvest. A remedy con posed of ingredients of extra. )rdinary medical proportes essential to purify, teal, repair and invigorate the broken-down and ,vasted eody-QUICK, PLEASANT, SAVA and PMIIMANNNT i" its treatment and curo. No matter b3what name the complaint may )o designated Whether it be Scro:ula, Con mumptiovi, Syphilis, Ulcors, gores, Tumors,'olls. grysipelas, or Salt-Ithoum, diseases of the .uugs. Kidneys, Bladder, Womb, Scin, Liver, :tomach or Bowels, either chronio or- constitu ;lonal, the virus of the disease Is in the BLOOD avhich supp.ies the waste, and builds and ro pa-ra these organs and wasted tissues of the system. if the blood is unhealthy, the prOness of repair must be unsound. Te Sarsaparillit lesolvent not only is a compensating remedy, but secures the har toailous act.loa of each of the organs. It estab Lishes throughout the entire system functional tarmony, and supplies the b ood-vessels with a pure and lialthy current of now life.' The skin, after a few days use of the Sarsaparillian, be comes clear and beautiful. Pimples, lBlotches, Black tipots and Skin Erupt'oni are removed; Sores and Ulcers soon cured. Persons suffering from Scrofula, Efruptivo Diseases of the Byes. Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat and Glands, that have accumulated and spread, either from un cured diseases or mercury, or from the use of Corrosive Sublimate, may rely upon a cure if the 8arsapartallan is continued a sufflcient time to make Its Impression on the Fystom. One bottle contains more of the active princi ples of medicines than any other pieparation. Taken in Teaspoonful Doses, while o hers re quire five or six tItmes as much. One Dollar Per Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requirel anunluateN not boxrs to re lievo pain and cure acute disease. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, in from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relievo PAIN with one thorough application; no matter how violent or excruciating the pain the Rhoumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm. Crippled. Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease man suier, iRADWAY'd READY RELIEF will afford instant case. Iatsitanana lts orthe RI neya, Isttaamntua flon orls e Mandder. int asseasation ofthe 111olweis. t'omtgesiioa ei' tihe Lumagsu. Nor': 'Iiont, 11 it culat Uireiitalng, Palpinatlom of tli , Heart. llynteres. Croup. lDI lh Ii, ela, 4 stala'ih, I mit nesn'a. lenalase, loin laas'ie Nria'aga. lIhenilumatlean, Colat Chaills. Alcase Cill s. Claliblalas, Bid Fr ot Biem. Alrunies, Nuaner 4'ona piaats, Nevoujivnes. ftleeplessn ean, olaso Cd n Sia'l, Pains is the C:ient. Back or Linabs are iustantly re lieved. Fever and Ague. FEV ER and AGUE cured for 50 cents. There is not a remedial agent In this world that will euro Fever and Ague, and ot her Malarlous, Bill oia, scarlet. Typiiohi. Yellow and other fevers (alled by lHadway's Pills) so quickly as RAD WAY'S READY HELIEF. It. will in a few moments, when taken accord ing to directions, cure Cramps, Spasms, sour Stomach. Ilcartourn Sick lileadache, Diarrhoa Dysentery, Colic, % Ind In the Bowels, and all Internal Paln4. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Rad. way's Ready Relief with them. A few drops in wa or will prevent sickness or pains front change of wate'r. It Is bettor than French brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen Should always be provided with it. CAUTION. All remedial agents capable of destroyin g life by an overdose should be avoided. MorphIne. opium, strychnine, arnica. hyosciamus, and other poweriui remedies. does at certain tImes, in very small doses, relleve' the patient during their action in the system. But perhaps the second dose. If repeated, may aggravate and in crease- the sulering, and another dose emise death. There is no necessity for using these uncertaln agents whean a po'sttive remedy like Rtadway's Read y Rlel.efantl stop the most ex. cruciating pain quicker, without entailing the least dillculty in either lnfant or adult. TILE TRUE RELIEF. RADwAY's RxADY RuraRPm is the only remedial agont, in vogue that will instantly stop pain. Fifty Centsi Per Bottle. RAD)WAY'S Regulating Pills. Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Aperi entis, Act Withiourt Pain, Always Reliable, and Natural in their Operation. A VEGETAI BLE SUBSTITUPE'l FORl CALOMEfL. Perfe tly tastecless, elegantly coated wtth sweet gum, purge, reguiate, purify, cleanse and s roength.-n. flAnwAv's P11.1s, for the0 cure of all D'sorder's of the S onmach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Iliaddur, Nervous Dilseases, Headache. Const. p ition, Cos t,'venosa, laid gestlon, Dyspepsia, Bsiliousnaess, Fever, Inflamnatlon of the Bowels, Piles, and11 all ' dorangemnents of the internal Viscera. War' ranted Ito elfeet a peruect cure. Purely vege tale, coitianing no mercury, minerals or doe.o te'riouus drugs. I mObsoa vetheofollowing symptoms esuti'ing fr'om Diseases of thu Dige1tve Organs: Udneti patlion. Inward lles, Fullness of tihe Bio d In I he Head1, AcIdity of tihe Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, bi-gust of Food, Fuliness or Weight ini the -tomach, Sour Eructions, Sinking or Fluttering at theo Hlour, Choklig or SufferIng Sensations when in a lying posture. Dimness of Vialcn, Dois or Webs Hieerer the sight, Fever' and Dull Pain In the Head, Deticiency of Per spiratiton, Yellowness of the Skin and Eyov, Pain In the Side. Cho t, Limbs, and Sudden Flushles of Heat, Ilurlninlg in tile Flesh. A fow doses of RADWAY'S PILLrS will free the system from all the above-named Disorders. Price, 23 0ents Per Box. We repeat that the reader must consult our books and papers on the subject of diseases andi theIr cure, emong \vhich may be named : "False and Trute,'' "fluad way on Irrita ble Urethra," "R1adlway oni Scrofula," and others relating to different ciassos or Ils SOLD BY DRUGGISTB. READ "F'ALSE AND) TRUE." Bend a letter stamp to RIADWAY & Ca., Nor3 Warren, Cor. Chuatrek St., New oyIff.nformatlion worth thousandswill be .seni RUPTURE. gtelievedI tnd cured withuout the injuirrtrsuis inliot, roadway, Ne'w Yrk. li h ook with phoegralml lhkenesses of bad~ caseo, before and after cure, male for 100, Boware of frauduleni liators. 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