The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, May 28, 1881, Image 1
TR1-W EEKLY EDITION. WINNSBORO, S. C., MAY 28, 1881. ESTABLISHED 1865.
THE DRIlTlWG BOAT.
We met a drifting boat far out at sea,
Empty, without an oar, without a sail;
Tossed on the rolling billows altniesply,
Hither and thither with the shifting gale.
Once, It had been a gallant little craft.
Fate anchored in the dark and stormy days;
Or, with blue skies and. fresh, glad winds
abaft
Bearing its living freight o'er sunny bays.
Now, sadly free, for no calm harbor bound,
Without a purposo, or a.guiding hand,
Aimless, and useless,. it would drift, till found
A nameleas wreck upon some unknown
strand,
Alas I alas! the empty drifting lives
Tossed to-and-fro upon Life's stormy sea!
The aimless souls, that every ohane wind
drives,
To drowsy ones, that rook where great
calms be.
Perchance, in early youth, some tempest
oross'd
Their flying flags, and gallant sails unfurled;
Now, with torn shroude, and helm, and an
chor lost,
Poor, helpless crafts, they arift about the
World.
Bound for no harbor, bearing no rich freight,
From every human tie too sadly free,
For whom no fond hearts pray, no watchers
wait,
The useless drift-wood on T.me's mighty
sea.
Oh, Heart I Oh, Heart I this were a fate more
b.ack
Than ceaseless watch and fight whero tom
posts frown ;
Better amid the waves and thunder rack
Doing thy best, to struggle and go down!
A Noble Deed.
Two and-twenty years ago a deed was
performed which has scarcely any parallel
in the annals of modern wars.
The hero of it was a gentleman belong
ing to the Civil Service of India, named
Tl~homas Henry Kavanagh.
India trembled in the balance; and the
empire was thrilling wih horror over the
terrible massacre of English women and
children at Cawnpore,when the news came
that a gallant little band of devoted men
were defending themselves in the Resi
dency at Lucknow against the hordes of a
savage and relentless enemy.
From the beginning to the end of this re
markable siege,Kavanagh-civiliani though
he was-appears to have figured conspicu
ously in the defence, for no sooner was the
Residency invested by the mutineer foices,
than he set to work to arm and drill all the
civilians in the place; and In spite of much
ridicule from the military men, ultimately
succeeded in organizing a corps of volun
teers that did splendid service for the
state.
During five long months the little garri
son was put to Its wits' end to meet the
constant and ever recurring attacks of the
enemy. Repelling sorties, mining and
countermil ning, repairing breaches, etc., was
the wo rk that was always going on; and
none was more willing and brave than the
gallant Kavanagh who though wounded
several times was ever to be found at the
post of danger.
We should also mention here, as an in.
teresting fact, that Kavanagh's wife was
also wounded during the siege and laid up
for several weeks.
At length in November came the wel.
come news that Bir Colin Campbell-after
wnrds Lord Clyde was adhvancing with r
strong 15rutish force to the relief of the gar
rison; and on thre ninth of that mionth Kavy
anagh learned that a spy had come in fron
Cawnpore,and that lie was going back agan
to the Alum Bagh, wihm (despatches for
Bir (Colin.
Indeed, it had become necessary thai
Sir Colin's march should be hastened, an(
that lhe shuoul d be guided to the city b~y thi
least hazardous robte..
Bunt who was to be thec guide ? The al
most impossibility of anry European beint
able to escape through the city undetect'
ed, aind tihe certainty of his mlurdlcr i
detected, deterred the comm~fand~anlt froni
ordering any oflicer, or even seeking volun-.
teers for such a duty.
A volunteer for this extrao'rdinaril3
dangerous adventure did, however, pre
sent himself in thme person of Kavanagh.
H~e had sought out the spy, whose niam'
was Kunoujee L~al, andh finding hum intelli
gent, he expressed his desire to procee<
with him In dlisguise to Alum Baghi.
The spy at first hesitated; and urginj
that there was more chance of dletectioi
by two going together, proposed that thiey
should take different roads, and meet out
- sdeC thme city..
This Kavanagh objected to,and then pre
ceeded to finish some business lhe had ii
hand, his mind, however, still d wellln1
upon the accomnphshment of his object
At; last he madie up his minmd, and pro
posed the enterprise to his officers. 'Thle,
reluctantly consented, and he proceeded t
disguiae himself for the journey as a ar
tivo.
Tis lie had secretly arrangedi, as lie dli
not wish his wife to know anything of th
unidertaking until lis safe arrival at thn
Alum Blagh should be signalled to the gai
risen.
Tio show the thoroughness with whic
Kavanaghm did tIsr part of lils work, it
only necessary to mention that the inatcl
l al of which his costume was compose
was borrowed piece by piece iromn separal
natives.
When thme disguise was thuis complet<
he proceeded at half past- seven, P. M1
to the General's quarters, where lie at one
tested the genuineneds of his mnetamo
phosis.
himself known, and then Sir Janjes Out
rain himself put the finishing 'touches to
his toilet.
.Placing a double barreled pistol in his
waistband, and additionally armed with a
tulwar or sword, Kavanagh then took
leave of the General and his.staff, and pro
ceeded with Kunoujee Lal to the right
bank of the river Goomtee.
Kavanagh and his guide then undressed
themselves, and began to ford the river,
which at that point was about a hundred
yards wide.
Kavanagh owns that he felt his courage
failing him as he entered the cold water,
but seeing the guide walking quickly to
wards the opposite bank, he followed
him.
On reaching it, they took tneir bundles
.of clothes from their heads and dressed
themselves again,at the same thie narrow
ly escaping observation by a sepoy who
had come to a pond in the neighborhood
to wash. -
On finding, however, that they were not
observed, confidence returned to them, and
they proceeded right on.
From the city they passed into the green
fields, which Kavanagh had not seen for
five months, and lie says that a carrot
which he took from the roadside was the
most delicious he had ever tasted.
A further walk of a few miles was ac
complislied in high spirits; but they soon
found out that they had taken the wrong
road, and were In the Dilkooshah Park,
which was in possession of the enemy.
Here K avanagh showed his wonted cour
age by going within twenty yards of two
guns,to find out the strength of the enemy.
Kunoujee Lal was in great trouble, and
he feared that Kavanagh would think that
he was acting the traitor; and lie begged
him not to distrust him, as the mistake
was made by his anxiety to avoid the
pickets of the enemy.
Kavanagh reassured him, and they con
tinued their journey, constantly mcoting
sepoys but still escaping detection.
After wnding through a swanp of
nearly two hours up to their waists in
water, and being nearly exhausted with
fatigue and anxiety, Kavanagh insisted
upon having some rest, in spite of the re
nionstrance of his guide.
After a halt of about a quarter of an
hour, they again went forward, and passed,
through two pickets of the enemy, who
had no sentries irown om.
Thiswas about 4 o' clock in the morning
and Kavanagh lay down to sleep for an
hour, although Kunoujee Lal again pro
tested against it.
Suddenly, they heard the pleasant sound
of the British challenge, "Who comes
there ?" delivered with a native accent;
and to their joyful surprise they found
themselves within the lines of Sir Coli
Campbell's camp, which they believed to b(
s'ill many miles distant.
An officer of the 9th Lancers conducted
Kavanagh to his tent and gave him i
glass of brandy, and he then asked the
way to the Commander-in-chief's tent.
Meeting an . elderly gentleman comInj
out of the tent in question, Kavanagl
ask ed him where lie could find Sir Cohii
Campbell.
'1 am Sir Colin Campbell,' was the quic'
reply. 'Who are you ?'
'Thiis will explain, sir,' replied Kava
nagh, taking fr em the folds of his turbai
a note of introduction from SirJameis Out
ramn.
Sir Colin read it hastily, and glancing a
Kavanaghi with his keen eyes, lie asked i
it was true..
'Do you doubt me, sir ?' asked Kava
naghi.
'No, no,' replie d Sir Colin, 'but It seenm
very strange.
Sir Colin was anxious to hear his story
but Kavaniagh, worn out with the stirai
uploni his metal and physical system, beg
geod to be allowed some sleep.
W hen lie awvokc, Kavanaigh was ver
corially received at Sir Colin's own tabk
where, over a substantial repast-to whic
tie (lid ample justice--he recounted to th~
Comnmmander-in-chief and his itaff the ad
ventures through which lie had passed.
in the meantime, the devoted garriso
in the Residency lie slgnalledi, ''Is Kavi
nagh safe ?' But the sIgnal could not l.
read.
Shortly afterwards, however, the pr<
conicertedl signal-namely, the raising of
flag at the Alum Baghi, toild Sir Jamn
IOutram that the hi cro was beyond the ris
of further danger.
. hien Mrs. Kaaaghi was made acquaini
edi with lien husband's heroic act, and rc
. ceived the congratulations of all.
,We have no sipace to give all the detal
of Sir Col in Campbell's march to the 10
.sidlency; but Kavanagh, by hils bravui
and intelihience during that march, wi
certainly the man who next to the Uon
,imander-in-cliier, contributed most to tI
. success of the attack,
Indleedl, never was a nobler act thani thm
I of Kavanagh's and when lie appeared aiga
e within the walls of the garrison which I
e had risked his life to rescue, and was thi
.the first man to relieve it, the cheers an
greeting with which lie was receivedl 1
its half-famished def'endlors must has
y becen dlear to hIs soul.
d -The Pennrsylvanita canal is no
e open for navagation.
-The long Arctic night is of I.
days' duration.
-The White house cook has asala,
of $1,800 per year.
-Uostoin Is to be' lighted with th
electric light.
-One eord of bhoch wood weIgh
e 2308 nonnda.
Jionniuo Currie on Wieeis.
"I'm looking for the responsible man of
this print shop," shorted a broad should
cred tramp, edging his way Into the manag
ing editor's office. "Show me the high
daddy that pumps out the literature for
thle magazine. Whoop I Give. me room I
W here' athe pelican that licks the postage
stamps for this periodical I Wah-h I I'm a
snortin'alligator of the briny deep I Where's
the man that chews soap for the Jcb
oilce?" "I represent those various func.
tions," repeated the managing editor draw
ing a sabre out of his ear. "What kind of
an advertisement do you want ?" and pour
ed a handful of gunpowder into a hollow
tooth and cocked it.
"What do you mean by publishing my
naie in this yere second-hand almanac V"
What's yer Juotilication for dragging me
through this two sheet, poster I Who said I
was dead? Who killed mei Who put my
name on this prescription label ? I'm J im
Currie, of Texas! Hear me? Who Is the
man that wrote me up as murdered in this
dime museum programme I (ive me his
spine I Hand me one of his eyes 1" and the
stranger danced across the local-room and
back.
"I'm the man," sild the managing edi
tor, sipping a repeating rifle out of his
sleeve. "I wrote that article," drawing a
handful of dynatulte out of a pimple on
his nose. "If it isn't satisfactory" (taKing
a keg of gunpowder out of his sock) "it
can be fixed." '
"I want an apology-of four dollars in
cash, and I'll get it, if I bust this type
writer I" yelled Mr. Currie. "Gimme
justice or three dollars and halfor I'll bang
the side lights out of this bill board quick
er'n a streak o' lightning'11 scorch an old
maid I I'm the shiverin' walrus of the
growing Southwest! Gimme satisfaction
or two dollars and seventy-five cents, or
you'll hear this first lesson in easy snellin'
whoo:>in' through all space I Walt-h
h-I "
"You lite down the inside of the build
ing I" howled the managing editor, draw
ing a fourteen inch Bowie knife from his
knee joint, "or I'll crawl inside of you;"
and he rammed a twelve pound cartridge
into his elbow. "Jump through the roof,
or I'll bite you in half, and throw the rest
away:" and he clawed at twelve or fifteen
feet of planking, and slammed out the side
of the building with It.
And the stranger went out and told his
abettors that the thing wouldn't work;they
was all out of money, and couldn't put up
for a glass of beer, while the managing
editor started for an editorial deionstrat
ing the lack of corporate sympathy for the
pauper criminals.
There's nothing like being firm with
ramps.
a Funeral Procession in Athens.
The llrs lsin,.-d orocession which we
met in Athens showed ,uc peculiarities of
the Greek custom at their best. On an
open bier, resting on the shoulders of six
younr men. lav the body of a bopumatlf
girl of sixteen, dressed in light blue and
white, her face and arms exposed, her
he id garlanded with flowers, and flowers
filling her hands and lying in knots and
clusters on her breast. So she was borne
through the clear, sweet morning sunshine
that flooded the streets of her native city,
to her grave beyond its limits, under the
shadow of Mount ilymetitus.
Delegcorges, cx-Priie Minister, in the
quickly succeeding changes of Greek party
government several times at the head of
the cabinet, and as often the leader of the
opposition, died during our stay at Athens.
lie was a nian whose staunch integrity
and democratic love of Eimplicity had en
deared him to the peopl". lie was buried
o the day after his death, the rule in
Athens.
Dense crowdls of men and boys thronged
- the streets near the house, from which the
l procession was to start. There were no
- services at his home, but acquaintances
passed in to view the remains, and to offer
symp~athiy t> the faily, whlo, as a rule, (10
t not accompany the procession to the church
f or the grave. Every man who entered the
house put on a white lace scarf over the
. right shoulder and under the left arm-the
badge of mourning, Many bearded priests
of the Greek church mingled with the
a crowdh. Their luxuriant hair Is never cut,
but is twisted into a roll, and knotted on
the back of the heed like a woman's. They
wear a tail, cylindrical hat, brimless be
low, but with a' round flat crown wh'ch
p~rojets laterally an inch or two. Tihe
dignlitaries of the church were resplendent
y in gold-emblroidIerd robes of white, puirp~le
andl scarlet.
Trhe cafln wvas of blue satin. TIhe body,
dressed in plain black as in life-the low
e shoes tied wvithi white ribbon-was brought
out and~ placedl on the openi bier. As is the
custom at Athens, the uipper half of the
a collin, for its entitre length, had been re
miovedl with the lid, and was carried mn ad.
vance of the bier. On it was worked in
e white a cross and a crown. A glass cover
was placed over the body. Flowers ini
-profuslon lay about the form of the dleadl
a statesman.
,Two red banners-one with a formal
k sacred painting, in the Byzantine style oh
the Annunclation, and of Mary and the
Child ; the other representing, in archaic
figures. the Crucifixion andi the Resurrec
-tion-were borne before the collin. Then
followed the clergy and~ prominent citi
Is zens, while the brass band played a slow.
moving dirge. Leaving the crowded streets,
Si went by a shorter way to the cathedral,
y where the merntion of my nationality passt d
ew me through the closed doors, an'd secureti
1. me an excellent placc--seats there wert
me none, save for bishops and kcing.
First enter the sacred banners, and the
man with the lid of the cohllin ; then priesti
in with lanterns, censers, tapers and banners;
inthen the cohl Is carried lin and plaed~ on
me black catafalque in the choir. Them king,
s wvith a low attendants, has taken his plac<
(Ijust, to the left of thme P'atriarch's throne,
which is on the south of time choir. Kinj
Ty George is rather tall, erect, well formed
'0 faIr-haired, with a blonde mustache, an<
pleasantly regular features. lie wears the
(lark blue uniform of a major, and a litrh
blue short cloak with erimson lining, will
a widhe, light blue scarf crosses his breas
.from the right shouler.
9 Young men press forward to the cofih
with garlands of flowers. They are dele
Y gates from thme university and the schools
Trhe iPatriarch takes his scat, two bishopi
e on either hand, venerable, white beardet
men. The loud, shiriha chmant of the priests
is men's voices singing in unison, begIns thm
service Tosahgers who na .ot .~ls,,
intone most of the service, the priests, and
bishops over against them answering anti
phonally. The music has that weird
shaking of the voice within a range of four
or live notes which recalls Arabian music.
Indeed, the Greeks of to-day in their
church chants and in their street ballads,
have no music which does not seen to have
been b-rrowed from Asia. Nothing you
see or hear at Athena Is mole unlike Eu
rope and America than the singing.
The service finished, the king goes out
first, after him the priests and the cQflul.
The procession resumes Its slow march
through the principal streets. Two hours
later, as I stood on the Acropolis, I could
see the crowd standing about the open
grave among the cypresses beyond the
Ilissus, listening to panegyrics delivered
in succession by four ex-prime ministers,
the rivals and friends of the dead states
man. For several days the newspapers of
Athcns were filled with eulogies of Dole
georges. Many -of then were very elo
quent. I had the curiosity to count in one
of these articles .the words which I could
not readily trace to a root used In clasic
Greek. There were but eleven such words
in an ai ticle of two colunms, so truly i
the Greek of to-day Greck, and not Bla
vonic.
What a Tenant May Itemove.
Tenants of an Improving disposition are
often deterred from making their homes as
comfortable as they could desire and are
able to make them for fear of benefiting
their landlords or successors more than
themselves. Painting, papering and re
pairing of the house anti improvements of
the grounds are obviously.of a permanent
nature and cannot benefit any one but the
occupant of the preinises. Shou!d a tenant
see fit to incur expense for these things lie
can claim no recompense, if, at the expira
tion of the lease, he is unwilling or unable
to renew it. There are, however, many
improvements that formerly would have
been held to insure to the benefit of the
landlord, but which more modern decisions
permit the tenant to take up and carry
away with his other household goods.
The old law and judicial construction
favored land and land owners, and every.
thing that was - directly or constructively
attached to the soll was held to belong to
the owner of the fee and not removable by
the tenant though placed there by him
solely for his own convenience. Although
the law has been little changed in this
respect the views of -judgyes have been prac
tically reversed. The tendency of all
recent decisions is to allow a tenant to re
move everything removable which lie ardds
to the tenancy, unless lie himself intended
it, to be permanent. Houses are usually
considered as realty, and everything attach
cd, as porches, window blinds and sashes,
water spouts and lightning-rods, go with
them. The gas-pipes which convey the
gA from thu -Mtreet and distribute it
throughout the house are in thn ea',w
category, but the gas fixtures, though
scornwn' ann cemented tQ thn mm flttins
are hela to be . eame nature as 8a
old-fashioned candlesticks, and, therefore,
personal property. i'his has long been
held to be the law as regards tenants.
They may put what gas fixturen they please
in a house and take them away again with
their kerosene lanps and other illuminating
apparatus. Recently Judge Thayer (Ie
cied that this was vood law for the land.
lord as well as for the tenant, and tha
therefore the gas fixtures do not necessarily
pass with the sale of the house, nor art
they covered by a mortgage on tihe realty.
As a general rule, whatever a tenanti
puts into a dwelling or crects on th(
premises for his own comfort,. without th
intention to perimanently annex it, he may
ren ove at any time before the expiratiot
of his lease. This would include suel
things as cupboards, shelves, coalbins, anm
even a stair way hams been held to be withit
t0l:e rule. All trade fixtures and iemporary
structures, whether frame or brick, ant
without regat dI to their size, may be taker
down and carried oil by the tenant wvh
erected them. E'ven a dwvelling-house ii
not a part of the realty if the right to re
move it is reserved. All the lant~ilord cam
legitimate denmand is to have his propert,)
restoredi to his !)osS~ssioni in as good ordcl
as it was received by the tenant, ordhimar~s
wear and tear excepjted. WVhatever thn
tentant put, in or a movable nature he maj~
take awvay, bitt his carpenter work mus
no:, injure or permanently alter the prop)
erty. All thme decisions concur that thee
remiovalIs of unprovemenzts and fix ture
must be miade withIn tihe teram of thme lease
If the tenant, waits till his lease hi: aex reiti
the laud and tall that, is Oin it except thm
pturely p~ers:iimlt property of the I enar t, re.
verts to th(~ lanidlord.
Thena Valtoy of time Joradan.
The Valley of the Jordlan would act a
ain enormous hot, house foi- the new colony
hlere migh', lie eultivated pualnms, cottori
indigo, sugar, rice, sorghum, beside
b~annas, p)ine-alesC, yams, sweet potatoe
amn'l other field and garden prodluce. Rm
ing a little higher, the country Is adhapte
to tobatcco, maize, castor oil, millet, flax
tmelons, gourds, cummin, anise, ochra
ecrin jals, poimegrantates, oranges, figs-an'
so iup to the plains, where wheat, barley
beanms and leintils of various sorts, witi
olives and vines wouldi form the staph
proucts. Gilead especially is essentall;
a country of wino and oil; it is ale
adimably adapted to silk-culture ; whit
among its forests, carolb or locust beatr
pistachio, jujube, ahnond, balsam, an
ot~hcr profitambie trees wrow wtlkh In grel
profuiteon, All the fruits of Souithen E
rope, here grow to perfetion; applet
hears, qjumnces thrive well oii the more ca
tremie elevationi, upon which time fruits an
vegetables of England might, be cultivater
wnuile the quick growing eucalyptus couli
be phanuted with advantage ott the ferti]
ouit treeless pitlins. Not only (does thme ew
traordIinary variety of soil and1( elimate thn:
comnpressed inito ai small era oi1'er execiptiol
at adtvantages [rotm an agricultural piomit, <
view, but the Inclusion of the Dead Sc
witin its limiits woutld tuniish a vi
source of wvealh, by the exploitation <n
Its chemical and iminerai resources. T1l
suppl)y of Chlorate of Potassium, 200,0(
touts of which ire annually consumed I
England, Is practicaltly iniexhuustibkl
while petroleum, bitumen, and~ oth
hignites cani be procurecd in great quantiti
up~on its shores. Tihere can be little (lout
ini fact, that thme Dead Sea is au mine
unlexplored wealth which only needs tI
ahplication of capital and emntom prise
s make it a moat lucrative pronpely.
A Terrible Scene.
John Wallace recently had a terrible
experience in MarIon, Indiana. lHe had
gone into Warner's barber shop to be
shaved. Mr. Warner, being ill, had, a day
or two before, hired a genteel looking man
representing himself to be a first class
barber from Wayne county, to
work for him a few days. The follow
conducted huniself all right until Saturday,
when lie began to drink quite freely, he
secured some alcohol used in the shop and
drank it raw. Mr. Jesse Ijais, who occu
pied the chair just before Air. Wallace,
noticed something very peculiar in the
manl's actions, especially when lie refused
to give the change back from a bill handed
him by Ijams. Wallace got into the chair,
and the fellow, after'lathering his face and
getting everything ready for operation,
opened his razor, grasped iMr. Wallace by
the throat, and exclained: " I an going
to cut your throat." Looking up, A1r.
Wallace saw that the barber was foamuing
at the mouth and an insaine glare was iII
his eyes. So startled was Mr. Wallace for
a few momients that he could not reply.
The maniac gave vent to a blood-curdling
laugh and exclaimed: " You think I
won't do it, do you ? Well I shall. You
needn't look so scared. It wont hurt much.
I can do it in a minute. ,X shall first cut
yoir throat and then slit you open (own
the stomach and let your bowels out. Oh,
I know what they'll do with me for killing
you; but t don't care. They will hang
me. I ain not afraid of death ; you are."
All the while the madman was flourish
ing his razor in close proximity to his
victim's throat, and occasionally drawing
back as if to strike. As soon as he
partially recovered from tile first paralysis
of his fright, Wallace kept his eye steadily
upon his persecutor, and finally, taking
advantage of an instant when his grip was
loosened oi lias throat, Inanaged to twist
quickly around aid slide out of the chair
and run for the doar, but the barber was
too quick for him and got there first.
Then, with one hand on the door-knob and
a razor in the other, lie stood and heaped
the n09t horrible imprecations upon
Wallace's head because lie hand attempted
to escape. Wallace ol1ered the barber a
cigar which he had in his pocket.
1 What do you want ine to do with the
cigar?" said the b-trber.
" Why, smoke I" said Mr. Wallace.
As tihe inadman reached for the cigar
Wallace sprang upon him and threw him
down, then turned and ran, the negro after
him with the razor in his hand. Wallace
got away safely, finally, aid the barber
ran after a little boy, swearing he would
kill him. A butcher saw the negro and
pursued him, overtaking hiin jtist before
lie reached the boy. The butcher over
powered the mnaniac and the marshal drag
ged hini to jtil. The negro was sultering
from detiriun trcmens.
A narber on iaiaincas
Vury often the hair fAkia mit aftci sick
ness. In such cises it generalry grows
whatever; but when it ille out from 1ati.
causes it never grows again. Tie ecle
brated Dr. Bazmn, who was formerly phy
sician in chief of the St. Louis llospital at
Paris, and who is known throughout the
worid as the most learned specialist for
affectiois of the skin, told Ine one day
that there was nothing that could make
the hair grow after the baldness had comie
oin gradually. This I believe firmly, for,
)f there was anythir.g of the kind, we
would not see so many New York docto-s
with heads as completely destitute of hair
as the backs of turtles. I ani even per
suaded that these gentlemen would follow
the example of those Greek heroes who,
under the leadership of Jason, nade a
voyage to Colchis to bring back the Golde i
Fleece. Modern Argonauts, the doctors,
would consider themselves hiapply if they
could bring back from such a voyage the
secret of restoriing the human flece. I
dlon't think I am far from the truth when I
say that (durinig the past twenty-live y'ears
that I have practiced the priofession of hair
diresler, I have made the trial upon (lifter
ent bald heads of more than flve hundred
different hair tonics, and I am bound to
admit that I never saw a single head the
hair of wich was restored after baldnes'.
At the end of so many failures, I am com-*
pletely undi~eceivedl as t) the value of ali the
p~reparatmins, and I would not no w recoin
meud any one0 of them, because I wvouild be
afraid to commlit the crime that, is
diesigniated1 by the words, "obtaining
mioiiey und~er false pretenses." Ini my
paithiological stuudies npon the hair, .1 have
founid that, people whlo perspire a great
. (teal froim the head are apt, lo get, bald.
The bad hait of wearing hats indoors Is
also vcry hurtful to the hair. In 1 80(i,
iafter the famous battle of J'.na, in which
the Prussiaiis wvere completely dlefeated by
Napoleon I., Baron Larrey, the celebrated
i military surgeon, p~erceivedi thai many of
- lihe German prisoners were compietoely bald.
,Surprised, lhe made imquiries as to the
s cause of this, and lie found thait they owed
B their baldness to the shiape-as homiely as
- unhealthy-of their caps. The foul air of
Itheir head gear, having no issue, destroyed
the vitality of the hair.
1 To uo carried ini Your Fooket.
Keep good company or nonic. Never be
) 1(d1e. If your hands cannot be uisefully
f employed, attend to the cuiltivationi of
) your mind. Always speak the truth.
9u Make few promaises. Live up to your en
,gagemenits. KOeep your own secrets If
I you have any. Wheni you speak to a per.
1 son, look him In tuhe face. Good company
and good conversation are the very siniews
Lof virtue. Good character is above al]
- things else, Your character cainnot be
Li essentianlly injured, exept by your ownL
I, acts. If any one speaks evil of you, let
di your life be such that, no0 one wiil behieve
e um. Drinik no mtoxicathig liquors. Ever
-live (mi -fortune eixcepted) within your
R income. When you retire to bed, tinkil
i- over what you have been dloing (luring the(
it day. Make no haste to be rich, if yet
a wvould prosper. Small andi steadiy gains.
t give comipetency, with tranqmility of
if mind. Never play att any gaiii of chance,
.0 Avoid all temiptation, Earn money befort
'0 you spend it. Never run into debt unless
ii you can see your way to get out of it.
;Never borrow if you can p~ossibly avoid it,
r D~o not niarry uintil you are able to sup..
ms port a wife. Nove?'speak evil of any one,
1, Be just before you are generous. Keci:
>f yourself innocent if you would be happy.
0e Save when you are young, that you mnay
.0 spenmd when you are old. Read over th<
above maxIms at least once a week.
A Visit to the Garden of Eden.
A couple of hurs' ride over a most
wretched bridle path, up and do wn rugged
mountain passes, brought us to this charin
rag oasis called "Edon." 'I he Arabs as
sured us this spot was the real Garden of
Eden and judging from the intense curi
osity they evinced concerning ourselves
and our traps, we had no dilliculty in be
lieving this to be the garden where our
firat mother Eve dwelt ore she grow too
fond of apples. This Edon Is situated in a
pretty little valley in the heart of the
mountains, at an elevation of some 5,000
feet above the level of the sea. Water is
abundant here and consequently every
thing is green aund fruit Is plenty. The
valley is full of vineyards, with ponegran
ates and fig trees, and olive and mulberry
plantations, and over-topping the whole
can be seen some innense walnut trees
that look as old as Che world.
As I am writing these lines sitting on
a camp-stool in front of my tent, I can see
the. whole population of Edeti collected
round our camp - staring at us. Young
and old, men women and children are
pressing forward to hIve a good look at
us; and so0 of these wild children of
Eve have climbed up the trees to have the
luxury of a bird's eye view of our camp.
Long before we reached our campaign
ground the news had been brought that a
caravan of people from beyond the moun
tains and peihaps, oh wonderl from be.
yond the sea, was coning to camp in their
oasis. The news spread like wild fire
aniong the tribe and there was a general
rush for the best places to see us come in
and get, off our horses. The women left
off their work in the fields, the men left off
playing on the reed-pipes iud the chil
dren left off scrying to see us coming.
A circus arriving in a village "out
West" never created such a sensation us
we did on npproaching this earthly para.
dise. As we filed past through this aisle of
hunian beings, we were greeted with shouts
and1( mock salutations. The wmennCu gig.
gled, the men smiled, the ehidren roarett
at the queer figure we cut in our European
costiiumes. Two lafies with us were m1a1he
the objects of a very populair ova ion.
The green goggles which some of my
coipani->ns wore seeied to raiie the en.
thusiasin of the crowd to its highest pitch,
and many a swarthy linger was raised
from among those Arabs, pointing to these
green goggles, while the women called to
each other and raised their children in
their arms to niake them enjoy the treat.
Meantine ly friends, qu te unconscious
of their great popularily, did not know
what to make of all this crowd. But as
we drew near the tents and I helped Mrs.
El., oil her horse, the crowd pressed s
much on us that Ilail and his mien were
obliged to drive them oil and to hav. ropes
stretched iarounid outr catmlp to keep the
intruders out.
I [ere with plenty of elbow room I enjoy
the scene, which indeed, is very pictur
esque. When the excitement had some
what Rubsided I strohied out to dnj .y the
gorgeous sunset. The western sacy was
aglow with luminouis tints of orange, pink
't purple. This glory lasted but a iin
evening.
Later in the eveuhiig some young imlen
and young women were admitted in our
dining-room tent. These Arao women
were dying with curiosity to seu and ham
die the clothes and trinkets 01 our lady
frie'ds. Velvet, seemied to attract their
attention-aind admiration more 'han any -
1hing eke, save perhaps our watches and
gloves. The gloves especially seemed to
puzzle them. The Countess took out her
repeater and made it strike for thbun. They
seemed dlelighited, just as little children
would be with the mound of the tiny bell.
Some of these pretty Arab girls asked me,
through our dragonman, it: all the ladies in
our country were like the two that were
with us? I told hlahil to ask these girls
what miide them ask that, question. T1'ey
answered with a giggle and a shy look
from their roguish eyes, '"If they arc all so
large it, mutst be very hard work( for the
pocor horses to earry I hem."
"unojd iv y. a
While a well-xjnown actress, was in
Louisville a short time ago a Southern gen
tliman, a lantter of considerable years
and fortnd, allowed her charms to over
comec his hong sustalne I aversion to matri
monly, andI appiroachied the fair lady~whth
proposals of marriage. The following con
versatlon is rep~orted by a veraci tis
Louisville scribe to have eunsued :
"If 1 consentedl to beCcomel your wi he,
sir, I should first desire time to undelrstandh
your disposition; second, I shioiddh desire
y our consent, to two propositions."
''ame 'em''n 1( said h.
"'You imust conisent to my remnainimng on
the stage ten years longer, at least."
'"Umph I Well, I don't think I wouhd."
"And you must at onmce Ceas8 the use of
tobacco-except, ini the form of cigars."
"'W-h-a-t ?" The planter started back in
his chair, looking around the hotel parlor,
and stared at, heri, and from his lips there
followed a prolonigedi whistle.
"Great gad, miss! Surely-whlo-welll"
and lie again staredl.
"I1 mecan what, I say."
"Come, now"-he found voice to speak
-" comei, niow, miss, let's compromise.
I'll agree to your astmug a year or two, but,
(lon't cutol' my tobacco-don't. I'di-it
would-don't."'
''You have heard the alternative."
"Then, by Jackson, there's nothmug
more to be said. I like you -y ou'd suit,
me; but when it come to choosemn between
chewin' and miarryin,' give me the natu
ral leaf, first, last, andi always. Good
(lay, miss."
- And'as red in the face as a Soutlhorin
sunset, lie took his hat and his departure.
She iievcr saw him agaain.
Thne ,Woiis of (lidi Lu,.dion.
The holy wellso(f London have all deccllned
in their repuitatien,cven to8St. Bride's H~ell,
which subsequently got its name attached
to an hospital for the reception of doubtful
persons. The last public use0 of the water
of St. Bride's Well drained It so mutchi thal
the Inhabitants of St. Bride's parIsh cout
net get their uistial supply. T1hils exhaus
tion was followed by an equally sudden (10
m~anld. Several men were enigagced In fllt
ing bottles, thousands a (lay, on or befort
the 19th of June, 1821, the coronatIon dlaj
of George the Fourth, at Westminster
Since that occasion the Idea of wells hai
giadually lest favor In rustle England.
has preserved Itself though in the noinen
claturo of places-vIz: T1ideswell, Rake
well, etc., but that 1s all by wIch the dlarI
eye of miodern materialism cani :mnhrk thi
apot.
Prasident. Garfleid as a Farmer.
Gen. Garfield's farm contains 155 acres,
all under cultivation, except a few acres
of timber. It lies 25 miles east of Cleft.
land, fronting on the old wag-on road from
Cleveland to Buffalo, and Tie Lake Shore
Railroad runs through it. The soil is rich
sandy loam, and is very productive. The
fences are kept In good repair, and are the
best in the township. When Gen. Gar
field purchased the farm, about four years
ago, there were eight acres of swamp laud
near the contre of it which were considered
almost worthless. The General's know
ledge of engineering here came into practi.
cal use, and under his personal supervision
the swamp was drained. It is now very
valuable laud. -
Besides, the drains furnish a constant
and abundant supply of pure water,which,
by means of a hydraulic ram, is forced up
to the elevated site of the house and barns
where it is used. This very simple and
inexpensive kind of water-works is a model
farm improvement, which might be adopted
with advantage by many farmers. The
General has a herd of 26, mostly grade
bliorthorns, but thcre are three Jersey cows
and one thoroughbred Jersey bull. The
latter was presented to Gen. Garfield by
Hon. A. L. Hewitt. The milk from Gen.
Garfield's dairy is carted to the railway
Liation every morning and evening, and
shipped to the Cleveland market. Near
the barn is a small building, in which Is
kept a steani engine, used for sawing wood,
cutting feed for the stock, etc. Beside the
stock already mentioned there are 18 thor
ougnbred Cotswold sheep an([ a dozen
swine of the Berkshire aud Poland China
breeds.
No .with tauding thealleged depredations
of visitors, very fair crops were harvested
as a result of the past season's worc. Froni
15 acres of corn there were husked 1030
bushels; 71 acres of whet averavred 33
bushels pee acre; 14 acres of oats yielded
575 bushels: 6 aores of barley,210 bushels:
8 acres of rye, 272 bushels; from 35 acres
of ineadow were harvested 75 'tons of hay,
and 2 acres of mangle wurzels yielded 500
bliushiels. There are fifty acres of pas
ture. There is a small orchard, which
bo. e last year about 500 bushels of apples.
'lie farm, with the improvements made on
it by Gen. Garileid, is estimated to be
worth *25,000. Gen. Garfield has the rep
utation among his neighbors of being a
good farmer,-one ot the best, Indeed, In
that region where good farmers abound.
II OW tint ALkiuaSI1 Ispet 1111y,
Tacitus informs us thatNero,the Romau
emperor, gave away in presents to his
friends $97,5600,000. The dresses of Lollia
Paulina, the i ival of Agrippina, were val
tied at $1,600,480. This did not include
her jewels. lie wore at one supper $1,
262,500 worth of jewels,and it was a plain
citizen'.s supper, 8he was worth altogether
$200,000,000. The luxury of Pappio, be.
loved by Nero, w.is at least equal to that of
Lollin Pallas, the lover of AggrIppita, left
an estate in lands valued at $15,000,000.
M. Scaurus had a villa worth $15,000,000,
and this was only, a zmall portion of his
imniie f irtune, 'lhe villa was burned
T he 811111 paid by old Groeks and Ro
inuns for works of art make the present
price appear somnewhat shabby. Niclas,
an artist, refused to sell One of hils pictures
to King Attalus for $75,000, choosing
rather to present It to his country as a gift.
Nicias was ia millionaire. F"or a single fig
ure by Aristides, King Attalus gave $125,
000. Munson, the tyrant of Elatus, paid
$20,000 for a single picture by Aristides,
representing a battle of the Persians.
Ciesar was a generous patron of art. l1e
bought of T'limomachus,a painter of Athens,
two ligmres, one represents Ajax and the
other Aleda, for which he paid $100,000.
Appelles received $20,000 for a p -ortrait
of Alexander, which lie painted on the
walls of the temple' Dhma, at Ephestus.
P tolemy paid Ai-atus $200,000 for some
0o(d pictures by Melanthtus anti Pambilus.
M. Agrppa paid to the p~eoi)~ of Cyzictis
$50,000 for two small pini~tings, and it was
lie who built a ad bequeathed to his cotin
trymen the magnificent Thorma In the
Camus Martins, with their gardens, libra
ries and p)ortcos--one p~ortion of wvhiich
the P'antheoni, still remains. L .icius Mum.
mius got a picture in Greece, representing
Father Inacchus, which iKmg Attaius val.
tied at $250,000, but Mummhw~ said~ ta
the price was too small, and refuised to
sell.
'Thle pictture or "Venus Anadyomene by
Apelles, was 80old for $25,000. isociates
received $20,000 for one oration. Virgil,
for has lines on Mla -callus,was rewardfed by
a gift of $ 10,00,. For a single dish of
pottery the tragic actoir Asophus paid
$4f500. 'Thfe Emperor Vitellius ordered a
dish to be made for hima for which a fur
nce was erected in thme fields outside the
city for $45,000. T1hie colossal stattue of
Meulrcury, made for thie city of the Averni,
in Gaul, b) Zenodorus, cost $1,675,000
Nero paid $1061,000 for a carpet. For
tihe faimous statue of the .Diadeimenos,
which wasl a brionz/e figure of life size rep)
resenting a youth trying a fillet round his
head, Polyciclituas received $125,000. And
again dropping art for literature, at Is re
lated that Ti'beriuis presented to Asehius
8Babinus,$20,000 for au d alogue written be
tween a tmunhroom, a csbbsrge, an oyster.
and a thrush. -Regarding thme Immense
wvealtht possessed by fortune's favorites in
ancient days, the mystery is what has be- .
ctmne of aill this gold and silver, for the
possessions of these rich men and wonpon
consustedl chiefly of the clean inQtal and
precious sto:10~s.
wisdom.
'The man who gets bit twice by the same
dog is better adapted for that kiqtitI
ness than any other.
Tihere Is a great deal of religion In this
world that is like a life preserver, only ijun
on at the moment of ImmedIate danger and
then haal( the time put on hind sIde before,
Experience Is a school where a man
learns what a bIg fool lie has been.
,i'Tho man who doesn't believe in a hecre~
after has got- a dreadfully mean opinion of
himself and hIs ohances.
There are two kinds of fools In this worlth
-those who can chango their opinIons and
those who won't.
A good doctor is a gentleman to whom
we pay three dollars a visit for advising s
to oat iess and exerciseo more.
The world is filling up with educafod
fools-mankind read too much and learn
too little.
Every man has his follies anwf oftentipioe
they are the most hiiterdeilng thinge'h las
got.