The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, December 11, 1880, Image 1
1RI-WEEK LY DITION WINNSBORO,,s. C., DECEMBE 11,1880
WINNJ3OR, S.C., ECEMER 1, 180. OL. IV.--NO. 149""~
LOOK UP, NOT DOWN.
Life to some is full of sorrow
liit is real, half they borrow ;
Full of rooks and full of led- os,
Corners shat p and cutting edgc s.
Though the joy bells may be ringing,
Not P. song you'll bear them singing ;
eelug never makes them wise,
Looking out from downoast eyes.
All in vain the sun is sf ining.
Waters spat kling, blossoms twining ;
They but see through those same sorrows
Sad to-days and worse to-morrowa;
Hee the o'ouds that must pass over;
Hee the weeds among the olover
Everything and anything
But the gold the sunboams bring.
Draining from the bitter fountain,
Lo !. our mole hill seems a mount ain.
Drops of dew and drops of rain
swell into the mighty main.
All in vain the blessings ubower,
As.d the mercios fall with power.
(lathering cbaff, ye tread the wheat,
IRioh and royal, 'neath your feet.
LUt it not be so: my neighbor ;
Loak up ai you loee and labor.
Not for one a-oeo woo's vials ;
E'very one has cares and trials.
Joy and care are linked together.
Like the fair and cloudy weathier.
May we have, oh. lot us play,
Faith and patience for to-day. *
An Adopted Child.
Mr. John Falconer was walking slowly
towards his pretty little cottage one after
noon in autumn. He was the head gar
doner of Warren Hall, a beautiful estate,
situated a few iniles from the picturesque
village of Waverdale. A tall, line, up
right mann of forty-five, with a pleasant
face and honest, gray eyes, John Falconer
was a favorite at the hall.
He had known its owtier, Mr Lionel
Warren, from a boy. The young heir
had been very fond of John, making hin
his colupaition, and treating him almost
as an equal. When they both grew up to
be line, handsome men, however, the inti
macy dropped.
Young Lionel, on the death of hia fath
er, took possession of the estate, and when
John applied to him for the post of under
gardener, lie was immeidiately appoilnted
to it.
A few years passed away. Mr. War
ren, who had gone abroad, returned, bring
ing with him a little son to gladden his
hqmc. lie had married an Italian lady,
who had died shfortly alter the birth of
the little Reginald; and no longer able to
bear thu sight of that bright laud which
reminded him so much of his young wife,
Mr. Warren, now a grave, sad man, came
'jack to his home.
More years passed away, and little Reg
inald was now nine years of age.
Though John Falconer was now head
gardener, and lived in a pretty cottage on
the estate, lie was still unmarried.
So on this bright afternoon he was walk
ing homeward after his day's work. He
had turned the corner of the quiet lane
which lei to the house, when lie nearly
stumbled over a tiny child, who stoed cry
ing in the middle of the road.
She.was about flive years of age. A
slender, little thing, with beautiful dark
eyes and iaven curls, clad In a tattered
calico frock.
"Who arc you, little one? " asked John.
"i'm E~vy Gray," she rephled, in a sweet
voice.
"WVhere do you live, deiar''
Th le tears rolled down the pale cheeks.
"'I don't, live any where. Mother's dea.l
She died a long tine ago, antd anntio took
me. We lived in London, but, auntie came
here to sell things. She's gone away to
day, and she beat me andi left, me here.
Oh, what shtall 1(1o?"
The poor little thing sobbed bItterly and
John's benevolent heart was touched as
lie looked tat the lovely, tear-stained face.
lie took the tiny hand in his, and led her
6 . towards lisa home.
"Where are you taking me?" asked the
child.
"To my house, Evy. Hero it is."
Evy gazedi in awe at thme ivy-covered cot
tage, wvith its strip of bright garden and
pretty, groen porchL.
She hardly daed to walk over the clean
floor of the cosy kitchen, where the fire
was b~urning brightly, and where a rosy
servant-girl was toasting muffins for her
master's tea.
Susan looked at the child with wondler
hng eyes, and wa still miore astonished
when .John bade her ash the little thing,
rand make hor present hle.
Evy looked like anotl er childl after her
bath. Hecr cheeks greiv rosy, her eyes
bright, while her long htalr fell In curls over
her shoulders. Jol n wrapped a shawl
around her, and phtfced her ina a chair by
the fire, with a bowi of bread anid milk on
her lap. Theta Susan, who always wvent
home at night, was dismissed, and thae two
were left alone.
How the child enjoyedl her nice supper,
and her cosy seat by the fIrel The little
tongue chattered incessantly, until at last
sue fell asleep in her chair.
John Fialconer gazed itt the pretty face
* of the sh eping child, until the tears stood
n his eyes; theon he said:- '
"My poor birdlel You have no home
* or. friends, my pretty one, but I will be
your friend, and, as long as I hive, may
hiome shall be yours."
And John F~alconor kept lisa word. No
one claimed little 1vy, so lie adopted her
as his own chid, Hie sent her to an excel
hcnt, school, and worked hard to gain mon
ey fot' he'r sake.
iiaster R~egie, from the hil,'took a great
fancy to Eveline, and they became great
friends. Mr. Warren encouraged the in
tinmacy, because it pleased his Idolized son
and Evy was always welcome at the hall.
So thne went on. Regie grew to be a
handsome youth of twenty-one, and Evy a
beautiful young lady of seventeen, when
changes came, and the youug friends were
parted.
Mr. Warren died, and Regie, now the
owner of Warren Hall, went abroad for a
year or two, leaving the estate in the care
of a hard, exacting steward, who, unknown
to Reginald Warren. oppressed the ten
ants, and was feared and disliked by all.
And changes came for Eveline. John
Palconer. was taken ill the winter after
Regle's departure for the continent -a
long, lingering illness, which prevented
him from working, and used up all his
savings.
Evy was his devoted nurse, never leav
ing his bedside, and was besides, very care
ful of his money.
Rent day came, and John Falconer was
in despair. He found that he was unable
to pay his rent. The poor man knew not
what to do. He was unfit for work, and
Evy had never been accustomed to it.
She was fitted for a governess, to be sure,
but how could lie lve without her devoted
caret
Mr. Stevens, the steward, was a hard
man. He said that John Falconer must
either pay the rent or go. He would give
him two weeks, but not a day over.
"My dear homel" he said, "the home I
have lived in for so long! Evy, it will
break my heart to leave it I"
Evy soothed him with tender words.
"Never mind, papa. We will think of
some plan."
Evy had been acting very strangely for
the last few wqeks. Mr. Falconer was not
observant, or he would surely have noticed
it.
Sometimes she looked pale and sad; then
she would brighten up, while a burning
color. suffused her cheeks.
Every morning she looked out for the
postman, and when he had passed by,
without leaving any letters, she would turn
away with a sigh.
Time dragged on, and the day came for
John Falconer to leave his home. le had
been unable to obtain the money, and Mr.
Stevens was to call during the morning.
If he could not pay him, they would1beo
turned out of their pretty home.
And -yet Evy did not look at all sorrow
ful.
Mr. Falconer thought it very strange
that she should go about with a smile on
her face, and a happy light in her eyes.
"You seem gay, Evy," lie remarked;
and the pink in her cheeks deepened to
carnation.
"I am not gay, papa. Hero is Mr. 8te
vens. I will go to him as it would try
you too much;" and she ran out of the
room.
She ushered the steward Into the little
kitchen and gave him a chair.
"Where is your father?" asked Mr.
Stevens.
"Papa is not able to see you to-day," re
plied the girl, in her self-possessed way.
"You seem independent, young lady.
I suppose you know that you must either
pay or to?"
"I am quite aware of the fact," retorted
Evy, as she laid the money on the table.
"WVill, you give me a receipt?"
'The eyes of the steward opened wide.
"Howv did you get the money?" ho in
quired.
"I do not think that is your affair," said
Evy, icily, as Bhie took up the receipt.
"Good1 morning."
Mir. Stevens took his departure, and
Evy bounded up the stairs to the Invalid's
room.
"See, papa!" she said, waving the paper
before his eyes..
"What is the matter, Evy?"
"I have paid the rent, papa, and this~ is
the receipt."
"Evy, how did you get the money?"
"It caine by post yesterday morning.
p~apa. I-A wiote a book and got fifty
pounds for it; so we shall have enough to
live on till I can do more."
"But, my child I never knew you could
"It came to me naturally, papa.I
wrote first for the love of the thing, and
then I wrote for love of you!"
"Evy, my own chld!".
And In that glad moment Johmn Falconer
knew that lie was rewarded for his~ benev
olence.
Evy never wrote again for money. A
month afterwards Regie returned, andh
when lie heiird the story, ho dismissed,
Mr. Stevens from his service. And in the
spring there was a grand wedding at Way
erdale, with Regie as bridegroom and Evy
as bride.
And Evy is truly happy in the love of
her husband.
John Falconer lives with them, andl is
called "Grandpapa" by lEvy's children.
ils reward for his net of benevolence, is
great, and the bread of charity, which lie
cast upon the waters, has returned to him
after- many days.
When Ged wishes to pun ish a n AtIon
he deprives the rulers of' wisdom.
--The timber oj Clearfleidl (., Pa., Is
nearly exhausted.
-Snow tell at Mt. Washinigton, Vt.
on the morning or Sep~tembig28d.
-A horne shoe manufacturer is mak
ing a horse shoe of iron and hpmp.
-T'he goldl yield in New South WVales
in 1878 was not one-tenth of that of
twenty years ago. TIhe yield of coal
Innrasesa.
Advice About Ptnerals,
In the preparations and arracgements
for the bnrial, says Dr. White of Cincitn.
nati, let as little time and money as possl
ble be expended for showy surroundings.
The less of these things the better. Have
only enough show for proper respect, for
public decorum and social respect. We
are getting to mingle prosperity and ad
versity together and are getting unable to
dlstinguishy the moral difference. We are
now hardly able to distinguish bet'weei a
funeral and a wedding. At funerals the
tendency is toward extravagance and pride,
and, in consequence, toward vice and the
meanest folly. Funerals are degrading In
to the most selfish, expensive, meaningless
services. As the vulgar expression is,
they are simply ceremonies to give the
dead a "good send-off." The coflln is cov
ered with tinsel and finery totally out of
place, considering the surroundings of the
deceased when alive. A man will spend
$50 for carriage hire at the funeral of his
wife, when he never spent a dollar for rid
ing her when alive. At a great sacrifice a
husband will buy a profusion of costly
flowers for the decoration of his wife's cof
On and grave, when he never bought a pot
plant for the brightening of her chamber
during years of sickness and suffering. If
possible the funeral should be on a lay
other than the Sabbath. so as not to inter
fere with the pastor's regular duties at
stated service. A vigorous protest against
the too frequent and very often disgusting
habit of public leave-taking of the body
was made. The preacher held that the
leave-taking of our beloved dead should
always be in private and not before a
crowd of idle, curious and unsympathizing
spectators. The practice of kissing the
dead just before the coilin-lid was screwed
down, was neither decorous nor prdper,
particularly in the presence of strangers.
So nietimes there was more kissing after
death than before. The glass cover should
not be removed for the gratification of
anybody. Nay, more; the reverend gen
tieinan suggested that the face of the de
ceased should never be exposed to stran
gers. All the funeral ceremonies should
be simple, but strikingly symbolical. A
simple piece of crape on the door, or worn
on the arm of the person was suflicient
to denote the death of a nember in the
family.
The Gralu Crops of the World.
The annual volume on the crops of the
various corn-growing countries of the
world has just been issued by Mons. Bruy
Estlenne, of Marseilles, and the reports it
contains occupy several hundred large
quarto pages. A map showing in various
colors the state of the wheat crop in the
different departments of France, is also
given Of the whole cereal crops of France,
the reports are good. 'The wheat crop is
in five departments very good, in seveii
teen departments good, in twenty-six de
partments fairly good (asacz bOic), in
sixteen depttments medium, and in six
departments only bad. Oits are very good
in twenty-eig&t dejfrtments, good in forty
departments, iedium in six departments,
bail in two departments and very had in
one department. The maize crop, grown
chiefly in the southein departments, is fair
ly good. In three departments it is very
good, in ninqteen good, in live fairly good,
in five medium, and in one only bad. Rye
is reported as very good in eleven depart
ments, good In fif.ty-three departuients,
fairly good in six departments, and medi.
um in three departnuents. Barley is the
beat crop of the year liFrance. In twen
ty-six departments it Is very good, in forty
good, In live fairly good, and in three me
diuni. In no aepirtminent is either the rye
or barley crop declared to be bad. So far
as other countries are concerned, with the
exception only of Russia, the reports are
generally favorable. In upper Italy, the
crops are reportedl as yielding :30 p~er cent.
above the ave rage. itumelca and Uppe~r
and Lower Bavaria stand next on the list,
with a produce of 25 per cent. above the
average, andl these are followed by P'odol ia
and Swabla, with' an .average production
of 20 per cent. In the soutu of Italy and
Bavaria and in Wurtemburg the estinates
are of crops 15 per cent, over an average ;
while in Bessarabia they are 10 per cent.
over. The crops of the year are 5 per cent.
over an average in Hungary, Poland, Bel
gium, andl thme United States of America.
Average crops, without either surplus or
deficit, have been grown in Prussia, the
P'alatinate, Baden, Swit zerlandi, Denmark,
Sweden, Norway, Central Italy, iloiland,
the north of Rlussia, Serbia, anid Egy Pt.
D)eticiencles of 15 per cent. are rep~orted in
Great Britain, Ireland and. Saxony. In
CJourland the deficiency Is put dlown at 20
per cent. undeor average. in Central lIus
ala the crops are so b~ad that the (tehleit Is
estimated at 40 per cent, below the aver
age. Thue commercial summary which ace
companies the report shows that Europe
will largely depend for miuch of her bread
simufs from Ameriea, andi that there is ev
ery prospect of fairly good and remunera-~
tilve prices being obtained for cereals this
year.
Somes Inhiabitanta of Africa.,
Boys and girls who visitcd minageries
have probably seen tin aninal shaped somne
thing like a horse, bitt beautifully adormitd
with black and tawny eripes, standing
silent and sulky in its cage. This [s the
zebra, the wild horse of the great lhains of
Southern Africa. There it lives in great
herds andt hbrowses on the thin grass and
how shrubs of the wilderness. It, enjoys
th~e wildest hibellty, and gallops and gain
bols merrily with its companions through
regions where the foot of man rarely pene
trates. It is not strange that, when calp
tured it refuses to be tamed, and retains
its wild nature to the end. There are,
however, exceptions to this rule. Therm
are at present, a pair of zebras ini the
Garden of Plants, at, Paris, which, b~y the
constant care andl kindness of their young
keeper, have gradually conic to show a
great affection for him, and will even
allow him to harness them to a little car
riage ad dhrive them about the streets of
Paris. The zebra's chief weapons of de
fence are its lively little heels, which it
uses vigorously wheni attacked. It is a
very wild and cunning beast, and as its
sharp ears detect the slightest, rustling
among the butshe~s, it is very dillicult to ap
proach. The hyenas leave the zebra in
peace, and even lions and -leopards rarely
engaged in battle with it. T'hey are'ltmte
content to pounce upon the sickly mom
berm of the hera which have lagged behind
their companions, and are alone and do
fenceleust for If any enemy attacks a herd,
the ssgananua animals at ome. fo,.a a ,.ir.,.,
their heads facing; the sentre, and begin
such a lively battery with their heels that
the attacking party is glad to save himself
by flight. The mane of the zebra is thick,
but very short, and forms an upright fringe
fron its fortlhead own the back of Its
neck to Its body. 'Ith skin is striped froni
the tip of its nose to the end of Its tall, and
down its legs to the hoof. The natives
hunt it vigorously, a they prize
its beautiful salin for personal
adornment, and Its meat is favorite
food.' They kill it with spears, or by pit.
falls, in which the poor creatuies get en
tangled and are casily deaspatched.
Large numbers et the zebras are shot by
Europeans, who are envious of its striped
skin, while at the same time the meat gives
abundant provision to their native follow
ers. Mr. stanley thus describes the killing
of two of thes'e beautiful creatures on the
mountainous hunitg'arounds of Kitangeh
near the vast coast of Africa; "It was not
until we had walked-briskly over a long
stretch of tawny grAss, crushed by slicer
force through. a l*amably -jungle, and
trampled down a path tarough clumps of
slender cane stalks, t tiM we came at last in
view of a small herd of zebras. These ant
inass are so quick of suent and ear, and so
vigilant with their eyes, that across an open
space it is most dificult to stalk them.
1But by (lint of tremendous exertion I con
trived to approach within 250 yards, taking
advantage of every tlin tussock of grass,
and, aluost at randoni fired. One of the
herd leaped fron the ground, galloped a
few short maddened sa ades, and then on a
sudden, staggered, ki eled, trembled and
fell over, its legs kicki 1 the air. Its com
panions whinnied sl Illy for their mate,
and presently, wheeling in circles with
gracelul motion, adYanced nearer, still
wmbilng, until I d roped another with a
crushing ball througp the head, much
against my wish, for think zebras were
created for a bett-r urpose than to be
eaten."
The quagga and the dauw, both Inhabi.
tants of Souma Africa, ,resemble the zebra,
but are iot so regul4rly striped nor so
brilliant in coloring.\ They are not so
vicious n character, And are capable of
being tamed. The qdsagga is male useful
by the settlers near the' ape of Good H)ope
and is taught to drawand carry burdens.
A settler once captured a zebra when it
was a colt. The animal accustomed Itself
to captivity, and appeared so good natured
that its owner thought to make it as useful
as the quagga. As a trial, he bridled it
one day and jumped on its back. The
animal at once began to rear furiously, and
rushed with its richer into a deep river. The
man clung despeiately to the furious httle
beast, and was safely carried to the shore.
But when he dismounted, the z. bra turned
in it rage, and suddenly bit his car off.
After that lie concluded to remain content
with his quagga. There are many kinds
of large quadrupeds in Africa, sonic of
which are native to no other country.
eobtues the tlree members of the zebrat
family, there is the harmless, shy giralle,
With its beautiful spotted body, its long,
slender neck, and its delicate nead, which
it carries 1 feet or more from the ground.
This graceiul animal is also hunted by the
nutives for its soft skin and its delicate
flesh, which is considered as a great dainty
at a royam African feast.
The Russian Lord aigh Admiral.
The Grand Duke Constantine is a marl
tinc Uliesterliold. lie has a ready compli
mient for every one who approaceis hi.u, ii
society, and has a good deal of light chit
chat tor all Sorts of persons. But in pri
vate his speech is curt, and lie teals in
those expletives without which the sailor's
vocabulary would be incomplete. The
Grand Duke was married when young to
the handsomest princess li Germany-a
blessing eli never much valued. Ie trav
ela abroad by himself, and the Grand
Duchess Uonastantiine by herself. Constan
t~ine lasa navigatedl and circumnavigated a
good decat as an officer of the Rtussian snvy,
of which he is now High Admiral. As lie
growvs elderly he stiffens and shows hered
itary pipe-claty. Hils carriage liss the
bolt upright stiffness of the Prussian olli
cer, and his trousers lt, as If held down
with straps. His trunk is clothed ini a kmnd
of naval pea-jacket. I1ls step is, f or so
tall a nman, curiously mincing. It is a dhain
cing-master's step, anid enables hhr.: rapid
ly and without latigue to cover a deal of
grounad. At St. Petersburg this illustrious
friend of M. Enmie de Girardi n hats often been
accused, behind his back, of harboring
schemes too ambitious to be righteous.
Tlhese accusations must have found their
way to him. Thue Czar has an ennuye look,
said gives thle Impression of a man who
niever had a friend who was not a valet.
Constantine looks8 as though hie felt hims
self watched by spies, and glances about
without turning his head. Hie is very fond
of ainimails, ansd hais in his park In Rlussia
a "Zoo" of lis owne in which there are
renmarkaible specimiens of Asiatic goats,
bullalos and .) aks. Trhe Granid Duke Uon
stantine is given credit for making intelli
gent investmients. In the mlanagement of
his private affairs he shows Order and in..
telligence, fronm which we may asaer that
il the naval departmenit, which lhe heads,
is badly admimnistered, the blamielanotto be
thrsown en his a mperlal highness' broad shout.
(ders, but on those of Admuiral Popoli, In
whomi lie has plaiced, and tilt p'ac un
bounded conildenice.
Attemfpt4 onu Q~aen Vauborha's Life.
Ini 1840, on the ets 01 June, a half
wvItted lad named Oxford fired twice at
thme qjueeni as she was driving with Prince
Albert in I lydle par1k. Th'le boy was tried
at the Old1 Bailey, andi~ was detained for
some time as ii lnnadic. In 1845 John
FrancIs fired ait her aijesty, and seime flve
weeks afterward a muan nmed iean pre
seaited a pistol at her. T1en years litter, ina
185~2, a fellow named Pate, formerly a lieu
tenant am the hiussars, lay In wait for the~
queen ais she was drivinig out of thme resi
dince of the Duke of Cainbrhage, andi iimed
ma violenst blow at her iih his walking-stick,
ciusing her bonnect over lher forehead. He
was iransported. In February, 't2, oe
cnrredt thei Ifift atteimpt to frighten tier. A
ladl Damled Connor, a silly shop-boy whose
head hisad beeni turned with readimg sensa
tional romances, dIrew a pistol oat her ima
jesty as sihe was about to alight from her
carriage at Buckunghiamu palace. .lie was
sentenced to a year's hard labor and a good
flogng.
?3,rrow Is a suiinons to come up
hIscher Ila Chiristan character.
How few faults are thiere seen by
us which we have not ourselves comn
mtnti
On the Belgian and Spanish frontiers the
professional smugglers employ dogs, which
are taken Into Spain or Belgium, and while
there poorly fed and regularly beaten by
confederates wearing the uniform of the
French douaniers. At the proper tii6
the animals have packages of lace or silk
tied on their backs and are turned loose,
when .they at once "strike for thuir homes,"
taking cdre to give any one who wears a
uniform the widest possible berti. Roclhe
fort used to smuggle his- Lan(erne from
lirussels into France in great quanties, the
"6diamond edition" being packed in plaster
busts of Napoleon I1. Thie Russian Nilit
lists have introduced many tons of sediti
ous Ilteratuie into the Czar's dominions in
well-soldered sardine-boxes and fruit-cans.
Not long ago a French douanicr at Pagny
discovered a very extensive smuggling as
sociation, whose operations were made
possible by the venality of a ittissianm
tchinoenik, whohad stolen the seal of one
of the imperial departments. Cabinet
couriers of all European nations enjoy the
privilege of exemption, as far as their per
sons and luggage. are.concerne, from the
Custom-house officers' eximinations. The
suspicions of the French douanier 'at
Pagny were aroms:d by the unusual num
ber and dimensions of certain trunkc, for
which the usual exemption was claimed by
a "courier extraordinary" of the Russiai
Government, passing the Franco-Germnui
frontier, on his route front ht. Petersburg
to Paris. He therefore took upon himself
the responsibility of opening and examin
ing the suspected luggage, despite its pro
prietor's indignatc protest. ils courage
was rewarded by the discovery of 24,000
cigars, which the pretended cabinet-courier
had intended to smuggle into Ferance.
Next day another Hussian courier arrived
at Pagny, also accompanied by an Inordi
nate amouint of liggaire under seal, which,
upon being inspected, Was foLintil to con
tain 27,000 cigars. ilisiarck tells us very
plainly that the Duke of Morny, when
Ambassador to itussia, made large stums
by refurnishing the embassy repeatedly
and selling the furniture, which had, of
course, been iuiporLed duty free. Otne of
the most ro.narkable smugiing niove nents
of the present day was that at Ioubaix,
France, last Summer, when twice every
day the contrabandiers crossed the fron
tier into lelgium several thousan'd strong,
bring back with them coffee, coal-oil and
tobacco, and defrauding the customs of at
leis; 50,000 franes a day. The men had
been on a strike, and being resolved not t)
starve, organized a smuggling army to.
powerf il for the authorities to cope with.
Some very extensive smuggling miast have
been done at Hamburg, apparently with
the connivance of the custom olicials,
within the last few months, since we read
that a miller. one Herr Wegner, has been
fined nearly $95;000 for smugiling 0, 00
tons of wheat and rye intd the tsatrict, with
out paying the comparatively small impost
on such grain. New . York readers are
made aware from time to time of the
operations and devices of smuggling at this
port. The business flourishes betweon St.
Albans and House's point and Montreal,
where the operators can work both ways.
It was once the practice for certain Mon
treal tailors to emplioY New V ork cuttera
and send agents through New Englantd and
Northern New York to take orders for
clothing to be delivered in the United
States at the maker's risk, and an exten
sive busiuess was done in running over
whcle carloads of oulkier imerchandise.
On the Slst of August last a Montreal nil
liner who was about to settle in New York,
was stoppel at "the lines" with eighteen
trunks full of silks, velvets, laces. silver
ware, and wines, although she had a certi
Ilcate from the American Consul-Ueneral
that all these were non-dutiable immi
grant's effects. It is de riuucur for silly
American women wvho go to Montreal to
buy silks and sinilar goods amid sinuggle
them home, a p~ractice that is gradually
going out of favor, now that, our fair and
free-trading counatrywomnen have discover
ed that the guileless Canadian tradesman
usually furnishes them with an inferior
article purchased in New York or 130stoni
and sold at, an adlvanice p~rce. Slince our
Canadian neighbors have enjoyed the bezne
fits of a protective tariff smuggling into
Canada has been very lively, jewelry being
one of the articles most, extensively intro
ducedi. Tiheie is perhaps only one country
in the world which is really smuggler
proof-lioralong, in South A frica, which
is ruled lay a benevolently despotic moni
arch, Moroko. When the King fouind his
couincillors attending the palavei fuiriouisly
inebriated and his sons taking to brandy
dIrinkinig, lie proibitedl under p~enalty of
death th le importation inito Is domninions
of iLoxicating hquiors of any kind, and
when a subject, was caught, evading the
law the penalty was sternly inflictedl. "For
some years," there have been no attemplts
at smuggling, and1( as a consequence the in
habitants of TIhaba 'Nehu, the capitail, are
a sob~er, well-ordered, inudustriousm andi
prosperFous community,"
Tneo ilandmuaster's Aecoamat of it.
"Yes, I seen most of the fight," responcd
edl the genitlemn on the hydrant, to
the eager iquiries of the rep~ort
er. "You know the little fellow camne
diancing down the street, and waltzed right
uip to the big one andi fetched him one in
the eye. I knowed there would be a
cotlhlion, so 1 chasseed to one side0. The
tail fellow balanced to corners, and tripped
the little fellow across the cari track, lie
jumped up arid p~oked around until lie see
an opening and wenat In.
"For two mninutces It was all hands
around, till the lttle fellow got a hipi lock
arid flung the big one. Tlhen lie got, up,
anld schiottished ufter the little one, and
got in on his ear. The little fellow forward
twoeod anid lifted hihn nd~er the chin, T1hen
they land a grand chain ior wind, and ladies
in the centre, which fetched 'emi both
d:>wn. 'Then the quadrille was lively, you
beth 'rie big one reeledl off, and caromned
on his eye, and then it, was gents the same
for about three minutes.
"You'd think they were walking for a
cake. The little man vareouvienned about
like a hot wIre, but the big one stood on
the forward and back till he got a show,
and it was seat your pardners for the little
man. Old you can bet shen was a redowa
from the start to the finish, only I'd like
to have s'ben the hittle fellow mnazourkca
him."
"May I ask your business?" 'imcitired
the reporter.
"1 play for parties. You might publish
my card and gie me a htt's"
He took all the note.
Some weeks .go John Mackay was
sitting In the Uould and Currie oilce, Car
son, Nevada, reading about the "Jumping
Frog of Calaveras," when an idea
occurred to him that some sort
of a trick like that would be a
splendid thing to rng in on Maurice Roe
flich, the mining expert. Hoeich is
around the office a good deal, and when.
ever he takes a lunch with Malakay, lie is
sure to get in soine sort of a dispute and
offer a bet. Mackay don't like betting
and frowns it down, unless he thnks peo
ple are trying to bluff- himn. At last he'do.
termind to cure Hoetlich- of his habit and
Hid where the weak spot in his armor la6
One day hQ saw Houtlich on -the stoop;
phjying with an enormous: grasshopper,
winch he was teaching to jump. Aloe
lich's grsashopper could juinp - twenty
three fett, a ud it wasn't long bWfore lie reo
niarked o MIackay:
"I'll Det two dollars.dot you caud And a
hinsoeet to peol him."
Iackay ,bqt ton dellars that he could
beut it, sand:HoQllich raised him twenty
at upco. The bet was closed at these .tlg4
ures, and Mackay said he would have the
hopper tliero in a day or so. He then sent
a trsttedotuissary -,down to Carson Valley
to secure a cOntestant for the winged steed
of I louelich.
Tle iman spent nearly a week roaming In
Carson Valley catching hoppers. ie sent
an official report to Mackay, stating he had
caught over three thousand grasshoppers
and put wtem through their paces. The
best gait any of thon had was 17t feet.
lie doubted if a bigger ju) could be se
cured. On receipt of the letter the Bonan
za Prince telegraphed to the man to bring
himlu up anyway. The next day ho ar
rived with about a dozen hoppers from
Farnier Treadway's and Mr. Mackay gave
them quarters in his rooti ats Vinderbilt
would his stud. .Eicli hoier had a ciaro
hox to hliseif, and evory morning tey
were taken out, and It through their paces.
It was uin)ossible, how -,r, to get one to
jump over 18 feet. although aill sorts of in
vigortiang food was given them.
Mr. Alackay wias in despair, but one
morning a hopper sniffed at a bottle o
amnmonia on the table and immedIately
juiped thirty feet. After making a few
experinients it was found that one whilf of
nanonia so enlivened the hoppers that
they could iake jumps that were almost,
incredible. Next day Mackay announced
to iloellich that lie was re'jdy for the
match. Thte expert wais rually at nine
o'clock, an hour before the time, with his
put hopper. Not liding Mr. Mackay in,
lie sat down In ithe stiudy, and there noticed
the bottle of amnimua. While examning
It, liridget, tho old and faithful domestic
of the Goulki & Carrie firm caeio in with:
"Dou't ho techin' that nuinonila, Mr.
iloeilich. Wf to make Mr. 11heky's hop
pera sprightly. ledad, I belave by the
robes of St,. Patrick, lie's oht, of his sinses,
since tihe pump broke at the north ind."
Iloeilich pmuiipedl tle domistic and soon
knew all about Alackay's game.
A light broke upon floeilich ; grabbing
the bottle he rushed up the sire et to Per
kin's drug store, threw away tle amn'no nia
and ordered it tilled with chloroform. In
ton minutes, lie was back, and leavin: the
bottle where lie found it got out of tle
place as fast as he could.
Mackay soon arrived with half a dozen
mining superhteaindents lie had invited up
to see lun have soie fun with lioumlich.
They were hardly seated when Hootlich
caine in with a cigar box under his arni.
"I Vias a leotle late, Mr. Mackay, but I'mi1
here nud der hopper and dor coi n.'
lie laid down the money which was cov
ered promptly.
"Anyone else to ped?"
.oe Stewart nid (down- $100.
-lohni Kelly puit ump $50O.
Wairrena Shieridana stepped in for $20
ihlank Smih wanted a like amlounmt.
Sam Jones hiad only $110, but lie put it
uip.
T'heni a few got into (lhe corner of (lie
room and conichluedl it was a shame to r.>pe
Iloetlich in that way, anal finally agreedi to
give the money back after they had won
it. Mla'kay idien banteredl Iloeilich toj
raise the pot i100 shares of Union Con.
loeilich wrote an order on his broker and
remarked:
"'Dar's no0 limit to de beta, gentlemen,
do coni abeaks."
Nearly every muan dlonblled his bet, and
then blackay got, behinud Sam Jbnes and
let his hopper snil! of the ammonila bottle
whlichl held lfoelhach's chloroform.
ime b~emag called, the hioppers were
placed side by side on tie piazza, and at,
(lie word "go," each uisect, was touched
on the back with a straw. Hloeillch's
igrasshoper (described a semIcircle In the
air and acored twenity-four feet,. Mackay's
gave a lazy lurch of somne four inches, and~
ioh~ling its legs across its stomach fell fast
asleep. Jones swore that lie could hear it
snore.
Iloefich walkedl back into the room,
swept (lie celia ito a canvas stick, and
Mackay wrote out an order for the stuck..
iloeilich went up (lie street with his hop
per uder lis arm, leaving (lie othiera too
much astonlshed to speak. Presently
Sheridan putt (lie ammionla bottle to hIs
1n08e andl calkd Mackay's attention to the
smeoll.
"Ohloroform by gracioustl*
Th'len (lie Mlesiani wvoman whio was the
cause of all the inischief, appearing with a
broom announced that it was "swapin'
time,'' andl the crowd dispersed, each going
In dilfet ent dilretions.
As Mackay started for theo Union shaft,
lie remarked:
"That, fellow, Iloflch (lees play in queer
hick."
Anid to this, all hands inwardly agreed.
Ciever Shepher1 flog.
The great sagacity and intellIgence of the
sheep-dogs nmst have been noticed by
many. I havo seen one of tliom run over
the backs of the sliep In a crowded street
to get at the further end of them in order
to turn them, and( this on the slIghtest, sig
nal fromi his inaster. The instinct of a
well-trained shieep.dog Is marvelous. in
(lie time of shecep-shearimg the dog will
fetch any sheep that is neceded fromt the
flock, andi brIng It to theo feet of the shep
herds. it wIll do more-it will skillfully
throw the sheep on its back without Injur
ing it, and then look up at the shearer as
Imuch as to say: "Ready for the shears,
sir." On the shearer taking hold of the
sheep, the dog scamners up the mountain
"Where are you from f (We
judge as the complainaint otod.tip.s)r r
"Why, jedgeiPm right. froiM uute)jt
In the Black Hills. They call qie, .WhQ b Vpw
Antelope, *cause ' "the terror of a
region.'
"Aiid yet'you saj" limnu, hal o
Size, thumped 'ou tll'llour ant h( Yor
a load of coal f~p J
"That's the Wafriiri' jedidla .
sponde&4he. WiboplnAusdlopWe rhjts
as s)Opaahi ltt ms.0 bar
rie ay. akerk
went torlbt~, U, wth ti ' I
scatteredmore'nfa ton of bfatnxed
inq 4qdpggy .A Os ' wasat strw W4
car rl gn~t time. 91 a
beeiiiie the"'rolW A t
sorpse now" a.' fi - .'m
Y"ox nAuch.room do you want V1ask,
Ale tudge.4
L' da I ):uge s's 1 1ad6k 'h iisq
iI:thls, audwhlerdtthe mad b if Ih
comnsg 1wes at b M m -nan
Vl estat W*It him, Didi t darQ tury
Tse.TIialaswhere he fetched ine Seq -
lin out t DAkod1, with me.
'hat/s all I ant, Make hihn com
Nuore there's distance to move, around in.
Jive m11 a fair show wit4 him, but don'l
.outii me where there an'Lom. , opo
L'd smashed a louse %lth lum1 'I3pose 'd
est slung him uronud like 1 ought tto I
Who'd paid for the holocaust? Who'd
>en a lather to the ol'phans I'd manufact
ired i Who'd have married the widows of
hos who loll around like chipst That's
ie reason I let up, jcxdgo. I'd rather be
Imashed than a nurderer of the innocents.
t'hat's where he took advantage of me.
?Ie him, jedge. Lock him up fora term
>K years, or I may forgit myseit if 1 find
inui loose."'
"'I thiul I'll let himx go," replied the
udge.
"hen let in go first. Keep him when
10 ComIOS out, or I won't be responlsible for
lie enrthquatte. I won't be liable for ob
iteoratLig the town. If you're a patriot,
edge, you'd butter hold hin bac for hauf
in hour."
" YoU won't touch him, " said the judge
,o the detendaut.
"Don't trust him, judge, " interrupted
,ht cuplnuitumt. "If you're going' to let
in go, I'll stay here. Lock me ia a cell,
ituamculf me. lind me with shackles, but
UA't let me get at him. Aly bile is risin',
edge; I ain't safe."
" believe I'll give you ten days," mus.
-d the judge.
" latke it a ionth jedge. Make it long
Mough to cool me ol, and make him leave
,own. Thore ain't room for us both.
Ulake lu get out, jedgo, If you want to
,ave his lite."'
And lhe gathered himself into a smal'
lumlie and crept around his antagonist and
made a bound for the black MarIa.
"I don't nmmad going to jail," he ob
oerved to a fellow traveler, "'but I hate to
pill blood," and as the fellow traveler
andedhim one on the bridge of the nose,
te full under the seat and shook wih'
iuppressed passion.
A LivinW Pai,er-Cutter.
An Indian rajah who was pleasantly
isposed toward the English and has
carned their language afte'r a fashion, fro.,
luently visited soZn years ago, as the
tory runs, the viceroy of Calcutta, and on,
)no occ ision horrowed of the latter a copy
f the Edunburg Revie/, which lie hap
)Ued to see lying on the table. When he
oturned the magazine the viceroy qskeAA
tim it he had found anything luterestli
n It. "Oh! yes," he rep~lied, ' znan
)eamiIfuil things, but also niany disconnee:
irtieles." "hlow so?" aked rhevltedhof~.'
$ee here," answered the -rajab, 2 h
>gins with 'iHunting thae Orang-outange
Ioes it not? And now turn over tLhe page,,
and here you have the 'llistory of Mlauf
3tuart.'" Thez viceroy laughed." He pdf."'
seivedl that the rajab had attempted to reeds
he book thioughi wh~hout cutting AM,
leaves. [le accordiagiy took from .hing
Ltable a bea'utlfull ivory paper-cuitter; en
p~lainled its use to his visitor, and made him*
ipresent of it. The najahi was puzzled'
zs to how the leaves of books could be
printed before they were cut, open, Iti
his alsqJEAL,p~ati~dto..J~ai,..Abouit a
ycear after this occurence theylOeroy .amgw
i gay company entering thec court, and in
the'center of it the rajahb seated on a yomig
uieephant. No sooner did the rajah'ded that
vloeroy than he eried: "Do you haliyen to
lhave an uncut 'COp)y of the Edinburg Re.'
pLew? If so, please toss it to mie." - The
vicez'oy throw -out th'e magazine, it was
eaughzt by the elephant, Wh>. pldced' it
between his tusks, waich had been wrought'
into elegant paper-cutters, even including'
iarvedi handles, and quickly cut open the
leaves, after -whichi the knowing animal
passed the Rouview back to the suirprIsed
viceroy. TIhe rajiah then disnmouted, and
iaid to th i viceroyv, as he pointed to Uhe
elephant: "Hie Is yours, I return you your
paper cutter alive "
11(oW Ladies Dr'een In Peast a.
She wore a bright red skirt, richly em.
broldered with gold lace: it was very full.
and short, barely reaching to her knees ; a
Loose jacket of .blue velvet, also much
trimmied-thiis time wIth silver lace; the
sleeves were miade of cashmere shawls, hbut.
toned by about twenty sill buttons. Sheu
wore several niecklaces, most of thlem very.
massive, studded with flue' turquoises. On
her head sheo wore a white shawl, with a
band of jewels routnd her forehead, and at
one side a large pearl star. Sha had on
botha arms at least a dozen bracelets-somb~
handsome ones, sonie only bands of colored
glass. Her feet were~ covered with coarse
whitesaocks;her shoes were green leather with
scarlek heels. tiome of thaq ladles wore
bright red tronuners, reachinag to the ankle;
biut this was quite the etcoption. They
wear a long veil, reaching trom head to
foot, generally made of some small ,print or
musilin. I ought to meontonsdthat every
ladly wore a small leather case''aropad her
neck, containing some earth from Mlccai
and verses from the IKoran.The faces of na
hostess and friends wore much decorated
the eyebrows broadened and carried quit
across the nose. Some had small designa
tattooed on the cheeks.' Tno hair is very
long and thick, generally dyed' redi. It is
worn plaited in niaigr jhin tails, twistedi
with gel .thread. I'ho hands'' ar* well
shaed~'u nalaand pabha are staiode 'e