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er Mafa" lief P eOee 0 a", Pfa m TorVey entensIVely amanirm F#r on the - numeros JItM* villoges 010#to * 78e vaFlee atnongtbo blle, bei egih miles to the sutheat of be eity of EInghien, Chias, It is maoe from She wArk 9*18l4 T'lan-sh-p', the paper'wnlberry to'ee hark, and wheat &sraw, whiael, ofter having been well washo and 091dd with a certAin pro perns 9f Jime, is again washed, and then xposed to dry for a whole year n Whe l.side of the hills, in opolt whore the grasN and bruvhwood have been previeusly oleared away fOr this par. pme, After the year'. 4Xpo0sur, it is Washed 1100 more,and tho pounded on Stone will a large we1lon huammor 1it 14 supposed to require 1,400 blows irom this DrnMeOr to 14.r11do It t4 1lhe neces #$ry e01enisteny I after which it In re. oieved to another building, and left to soak until II bomea fuiite a pulp, in a large eartllenware voi"O, containing a liquid gine, loade rol boiling tlha branch of a treu called tile Yangkowt'. eog, a spc0es of )ooked yIne. fhais pulp is 010n Pa& Into a istern of water, and well stirred up withl a utuInt istick. A onely made bamboo tramue, or sort of long oblong sieve, in tiaen by two men, one1 al sither and, and dippedl IwOe Into this liquid, wllilh II uatdo to run equally over Lao whole slarfaoo, somowhialt after the mann14er In wiclhla ti.e phiotograpa llor ahioa N the dopooainag nlition it rui over thIs plate. Ity this 1ean, la thin am tolerably even layal Is lo0t, whia1h1 4oon1 Pariablly tiries and orms ili sheet of paper, antd n lh ta roumoveti by stIiply rovearlIn1 ciae fralio. Al 16011 asa ailluulnt ilIboher or aloutu has been muade, they are makon to Lhe drylaig iom. ''hs rooi tina1 a large brlok oven, 'onutd oan l thie atbilto wh limuea, and built kyll to witlin a few eot of the roof, Upon tie top of Lillis oVen lie pajper ili plaited, lin paroelm a About a loot in I(hitknessn, nuIi1t p1r beellly dry aitler which shuleLt by hmiat II daiped o nou mook 041 ,aid whit Still IIolat , Is by mean141sV of h Soft brtush tatao Lo adhee s to the sidi of the ovoln 1,r a shocrt tine, it ndergo lini ial prov4sh of drying, It in then taken away to tle paukilg room, and m1aiade up in1to bales, welliling froma No tto In oattitols eicl, the Oatty beaing eiljivalont to 1k3 Ill, avoirduils. 'The largeit isltc peaper Is abot 0141n "hanilig" (11, e1 0ng, anSld i worth Oino dollar it ahool., 'his plairtilal aul0 of paper Is ladlo enltirely from the "'1" n-shn-,'i" bit, ith iatiller 1i4as 1r0 0omapoued lit a mixtu e 0t 1h 110 u tione bark, or It bark ofth paier- mulhrry treo, and wheat htraw. 'Pl' paier is know in by the nlalic "8tlnctusihb," and Its 41on. alderled a go0d tinlaiiy paper lit It Op1en Air a r utumpustmsltives. Dr. J. Hlenry enn1e1t, 1assaerta thiat, the teOMPOratnu'. whiclh exrts th 1e m1ost favorabo Iaaluenee in tie treatmenot. of ptdaahisa to a day temuaperatlire rangigm froa 65L dog, to ia d.. -or 7 d-eg. Fa-., sand a nitgha toemperaaunre hettywoon 4 dlog, andui 50 dog a (n111her wt'ids, that the oliats amia tempersuaturae wialeba ate (he mlotoonaduulve 1tlo hehyalological wvell-boinug of th1e (anaaan ra' tare ailsco t atmst iavorasblo i(the treat mnt, of uhlbhisbu, liie drawa atotntuan to thelao t (111hat, phathbsis rare amonilsg ahe 11e11op l9thauig (h9 hi gh plaia ot tOentraul andu Slouath Amtatae~a, althbougha clt~ommo in th neoig hbiniag .aeaecat towns. D~r. ('omuea, wIth whomua 1r. Ilennett haa lately beenti ini torr'~espond en110, tatategs t t rg at realdtt~ien o bt' rs in i atto, where heo waus on1e of the professors at6 the meudloet hl, phlysatan to thte hositbal, am11 eng~aged int aetive pirtyate praettee,, (to only sawt two (r three0150 asat 51of ttantOnta y'hthass amna~lg thae ntatives, and1 in all (ho 44a50a of Itipoted palthttss fromn the ieaooast thuat heo me1t ni ila the prlogress of the disease o n appearel1~~1d to ',e ar reted. tie alst states thuat In a large~, w~iows Ooeu day andt ighit, ho foundt~ theo tounl'erature to celiate all the year 1(ound1 botwen 67T dog, andtu tt5 deg. F'ah. 11r. ilenneat telates the0 uease ct a younag miarried ladty, aged 21' whom hes attendetd in two winsters al Mtnn. 8tie was a1 natyve of (bvaya qtuil, but cidntated andu married int France, where she becameo a 'onisumpll lIve sitand tauding thlaa her recovery at Mo0~noe w as only a partial one, she r'e Intueto heruc uaatlye 'onner~y, 1he has now been two , ears at Quto, aund has becomwe 'uite well and robuost. ta tthn, a6 enttono, sheb livedt shtut uap, while at Qutito she huas livedl In the openi air t'lsiantly, t kl terefore thInks thuat the immauity, ox e auparative Ima Wiunl65, 1.wcm plathias enioyed by the inabitana of the elevated Wmountaain 1latus 1)1 tr~op'ical andI sub-stopical A meica, stemu kir xivo to the Argean titne tReptati, 4'annt ge owling to IM~f eleo ation-to baromterie Oeni 6I4Jns--jnaumnet as phathisls reigns at alt elevatious, eveu above SQ (oeet, o1 the Wounlftins of awitsrlandt It c'aalnt( tiber, te atutbantedt to mere dtry enida, AS the W&rtaluly from phatb ise ts grer in Nor way, Stwedes, anad Nrthernj Russeia (han 11n loudon or k.'ea, it ust, then, be owing to the ideal Phye&ological elimate, w hIgh eaa bles the entire popuaton to lhye, as it were, ouat dtoie In lte oe air, nibght and dtay, Why should not the Amiesv, with a deigriully mid, dry, andu 6 %aale clMtale, which Is uequnated in. asy paIt tof the worldJ, became ihe health oXe o Nftuure? *IM a4MoN4 M ' Ao te qi'tot of hard al4i et se46 water en the brewinug of beer ha* eooQntaered by A t, itegty, The 'WAare4 it the worte (nohop With ta1 water eatainlu 66.9 gatu Wa19tti 44hPate sad 16. ) gratns weg., 1Asiv0A sRitha#b49 %o wJJas Comt~~.. the%% reaoM4 IAbg at us4Ue et 49abeve saits An R10t4i has any at yxegabae Io0ua949 on aAue aeneurs of 9ata9a ebeeAoesAt OJA the cooava 94 iAA 94*oa;4 bu (be were re Swt beAes water sena e (g gly A ~'A taa '.4 AGRICU7/I'VRE, Naammo~snass Anyfarmer It" ha ustoago to raising Sp u uniformly $s W jlqi beesay tbsaifb :ox get no e rts A eN ord al oi o 1 lo ny othr grop --be manurs it nd be and# that a manre that wfl d for most 4rops will d for the orop of apples. it Is the QNgl PQ Malanure orobards at all that auses thew Wo bear so poorly, and the trees to look In bad gonditieo. There Is noghing better than wood ashes for orobards, If we had the ashes; but oarly overybody buarno coal except in aerta out,~of-the-way sections, anid we must therefore reaora lo somethig else, Nest to wood-askes there it no other fertlier better than barn-yard manure. A liberal application 01 this, It only once In three years, with care. ful pruning and coraping of Lite trees aid ferreiIng out tie bores and all other inse1ts which lay concealed un der the bark, will 1oon snake a changa in the produoLveses of the orchard. Qoober aid November are tle best months to apply the manure and to give the trunks of Lio trees a good scraping off or all old bark. ir the trunks were wabetd with whale-oil oajap, vay one pound to an ordinary 1lzei bucket of water there would loot be many in souts eWt alive atUr Liao 0pertifonl. T1,1Mu isionsn known ais 'big head" anti "big jaw" l an enlargument of the omes os ile head or Liao lower jaw. Both are the samo ditsano, bit appiar lug in 1ill',r.nt plaes. 1he halluratoger of the dlieasite is a softenliig of the bonso,wlhil becomo porous 'or apongy, losa Lia'r solitity IIad 0L.1eneglt3, ant3 bucomse hracLuruil, or the kinows anid muue los their 110111 IiI on hin, it IN (101t14tmo for tile Whole boly stru30. itro 1)8 the skeliston to be invoivoi, for th diseaco is iolituetlma. iaL is pe eItliarly 01n0 "poulai to the Atississipyi Valley, where tne rluh alluvial sois 11 1iu4arL Molied Iinality Lo the iuriauge, or wilioh un1n30Li) it liltiottb e hiltu atst iliamiliti t) ot to Wom Whu nIsrt1on all aumlalit dil"na,oualy. Thera IN no4 0111.0 lot advalluti ases, IIu wtiln thi hliutia of Lih uippur jaw Unit faite or the io 03' Jaw art itu3334 to ho0 tilarging, troeat~uuL y tollos Ahultiti ho bgun a 1)mWO, i'hisphoriti hold In u xty-srop titano1 may le given to a fuli-grown lorati, aiti tonu 3iropm to a yourling, in 13 133 iti kiig- wator. An r4ituivalont 0 iduihtu l 1t 1it11 3u3 1)0 bgivoe. x. %;m)lv l IIN ita frequeilnL unit1u. tI ite al ild lot 3130 0i11Cn uoti. V im IN of a1utuu kiat vory fro4q0un. iy 33310kit liouto0io an1i3ut3 I Luy ar 1ton,811y ike i30 301330 y pe 3)33tlt p1atIlo aU1331134116 thl33at tu33351L bil No llovutI boy Lhie 3n31i31 )tit ' 1baaisou ltivit buuot uAmti Ism hi 331, ofe1331 ll )03llitu Iti103311viltulto to at gcruatill il3r lead oxcstent, of Wt111h a low101 141 3'. l ikulilolu 03llj V1L 3', 11) 3V13101 tfit utmoio atill a X onnkuu of, bor-ax jlitiert tit Wo patrts ol waiitir, t.o whilt Dooit, aliaplu0oughl Ill lilled ito ma1ke a4 bilitkll paicttl ha1 provuti a goodi V1rtujlu .alvo. A ouniturl s trt na1i3olm LII 1411d a 1511. Ismai Its will propsortionl ot (lilt to i43r11' 1k1e1) i1a1 13t1)3ou11ur 3 1ay L 'toupply aiko) vurA 411100tu1M. Mnort1ly aL01r1 th1 111irca to witill thle flonp miixtturti haos a1)33. 11pp1In0 a11botit toobevi3 wa d w1it h pa3ro u33 3t33 ati 1t 31 tiry iug oil ru) 1ut01 o3, 1(Wl 1)3 3tuirpuunni a31d latri 11, UtIttat part1a, IMI It 11.10 013rbollio neud, lki purhail thlt mlotit, conkvioot 113 I 3.130 ) ts11WRO, Wa31l 03i10ttiL3i Ilk it tu t K 1. 33. t tA o,1 m11 3 llu5 1 l 1313 3 ita Wi-tis VOrm1'13 MIMI betiter 133310 33331t hIgh 06r lkladin3g tit order to overtioomki th tihe 3)s5103u. ha333 recent1.ly be1'u 11u 3reitu3313d 13nto ta 001o1untry3133 from Japan .15 33 aver'y thii 1.333)1 varloIey h33 over3y part33enltr, and31 ha3s thua 1333 pro'1ved a3 m331at1 Valuabiu acquist33153 to3 our ha33lt, It, Ia of the)3tur 1)333 0133a3, au3ti 13trona 3 to 33 mot1ieratot, 313ttor 31133 ; 33351 u 3 333very lon~g 33nd1 1.a33, woody313 333m3 angular13, 3)t 133 ratheor a3 a1a3' 3 coorI duLlI 13'~ll Iang gree ; ar - when31 f3u1ly ripo. 't'~ h lsh~ i 1of the1 doopet'333 iorag hul, 3and3 lavor' mos3t1 exquisi3t31, dtry), 33weet0, 11130 grained1,an1d1 ha13 p0osit3vely no thor3o, a3 quai61y 31o1 13und1 13u a33y 1)tt1ier var31ety. Another03 pecu03l3ar'ity o)f 33his valuable)3 variety Is Its 3thick'I, solid3 31h-h, 1eavlug 1 Ver'y little 31303m (3.r3 1)u31, and33 havIn~g very) few 133n1 1p1u3133 a3s those) of1 the 1.1ubbard. it 1a also a late k13eepe, thul~ghI pehp not) 331 13331 as3 311e 11atter, no0t having 033331. a 3ha3 d. 13331 3)hell-1ik0 sk11u. i".'r l33131As13 IN S3W3Nl3,-lo3.ga art' seldom133 diseased33.31 whou1 thely are' allowedI to wanderI)3 thr3oughl 333e ti3.hls and3. wood01s as thley kn3ow 3330 remUo'L13s that are'1 necessary343I' when33 33 thfirst symp33tom3s 131 s3'3kness appear133, and3 th3ey are'3 ver3y promp333t 33u makin33g use3 0t tlhem3'. Au tutelgentfarme m Kgland, see3In3g 1'ho3 hogj got up) and3 began to eat3 13 3'hou hur1duced. 'lThis wtas 3'aten3 gr'ee-3 3.'\ous33l . awlA 31 a3 tow hour.3s 1.3 was 'lT3.3 spots33 in a granos thold sotw wIth gra3ss seed. and1 sc'ratch'1 them33 3. with3 a 13arr'3ow, and~ give a 3ight1 dressin33.g wIth A 13ew t'ro1'3.s for tre4atin1g the3. pro.. ducts'3 of 4, etich3um Is bellug tested. At pr11)en33 all oIls are1 brou0ght3 to heates b~v d.Istillation, and3~ in. the proess 1o.ee fromi 3 to es 0er cout try3 the oh process '.il at a 3e es of 1.31 egrees 3.osta siM and3~ cuel-hal ents3 peor galloa.. 1iu brluglng thIs grade l. ou tol1 a 1est of hil0 degres It loses ;$l per en. 33n the process of 1131.1133Iue 't to raIse it to ?75 deg3ree~s It loses 45 3)er3 1'llt., and to 180~ dere 6 per ent. 1.33 the' new jatent prcess the 1oi1 Is treated w Ithou6 heat and loses uot.hIlg. Lu tact',I3.3some ils it is claiu edi there Is a positive gain In weight. O)Il at~ 1,l3. de3.gree that Icost63et pOr galitvn 03n being;~ raISedt to a re ts et 150 Is worth 13% eents per gallon ; to 1.75, Irem 1,5 ee to u' Cnts pe galltoa, a)3u1 It rai.sed to 15) diegrees te worth tri.m~ ill 01ents to 20) cet pe gualiwa. Theo cst of rasalug is to any of these tests is 1 Cent per gaUo., hierealsole as 1er avntage over me od sstem asb~y the present usetod ci. dlistilatIin the 3:011 Vin ci st a lire test 0)11.. ts vnily ~ait a oet. r rloand a6 a et of IS) lbe pro 6 isthesam ;w ereas b~ te new proess, the out ioskug no1t ug Iu the maiul .ahdou, tbe pro1Lt il l ratio to me.' wuber vA degree to wbc the. 11r4) test 1s raised4.. Iiu te process Ile oIL Is dhodorIzedI, and a thde saume time, whas oil bur'm tooger and rihten. Awd Ibla la et'eeted widtb~ Ile abd of any beat W bataver. Tala ii wbat the 43A3entxe IJ&auA tr t new process, ~aus 3)At a rigiA awd satla~ceooy test 1154 been wade. tlel w1J4 diAOtoe, 35ggeb, theiU niana nor thalt name. DOXZ8TW. V;Q5uuM VoaX,-After the backe bone hA boon taken out, avoording to so inteligent pofk-psoker, out off te to the shou 4r and 'the thigk part of side# next to the bIsk, trim of the lean and out the pIOGe i into a shape 9fit the grkin. Pork from fat hog.s weighing two bindred pounds or more, is most suitable, Have a per. featly tight brineproof cask or firkin-a 1o0anes eSek Is good, whiskey osks Will Spoil the meste-oover the bottom a quarter of an inck deep with ground alum salt I pack on this one layer of oAk, skin down, as it can be cover this again with alltm salt-no other will preserve the pork -and so on with alternate layers of pork and salt, pressing each layer down with the hands as Closely as possible. The sault on each layer of meat should ho a quarter of an inch thick. After standing three or four days it must be eoVered with and kept Immerred Ii as strong brine am alum malt will make, If properly prepared it will last, entirely sweet, for more than a year. Baked with while beans it makes a delicious winter dish, aid cannot be distinguish ed from fresh shoat. For frying it is very economical, superior to lard, and helps greatly a short supply of the lat ter, '11,o housekeeper who on( enjoys the economy and convenienue of one or two hundred potnds or faily piokled pork will never be witheut it. it has no relations to the pickled or salt pork of the West, in Divo or six weks after the brine is poured on it, will hI ready for use, CONoNINNO H AinI (il"rNag,-Hh1e is a mother, but shw (toes not know how to out the biildren's hair. This Is a pity, because it, is expensive to send to the barbor, aid Papa negleots the job. ihisiles, the chiiilrn do not like tei r hair haggled and It is not nice to look at, olthow. 'hie trouble often Is, the scissors are duill j now, this should not be. A woman ought, above all things oarthly, to have sharip sisslorm,espeolal. I % here a whole family Is to sew for. Lxt in limportance to having plenity of dry kindling wood and lively yeast, is having sharp scissors. yiven sharp scissors, she allnot, then ouit the (1111 dren's hair. Mhe makes their heads oastepiy,, for the life of her, ste can't, help it. 14le trouble Is she (toes not maitillate the 0omb properly. Let her push this intrisment through tie hair in a direction opposite to which It lies ont the head, and Clip off the onds of those hatirs that projout through the 4omb. Do this, littit by little, taking hold of fresh hair with the cmb coin-. I-11na lly, and soon th Jot) is comiplotel am beatifully as though the barber had tIo it, I on't, tti the child'a ears. 'i'o oinu liAcoN. ni. tp tile porkir the day after it to killed. uiso Liver pool salt, and rub every pleoe well on the skin. To each Joint of moat tal:o a desserts1ponful of' aitpiotro aid rub it, on the ;leshi thon rub all over agalin with salt, and pacok away in hogsheads, with te skinl dow nward. .ot it. romain liva or six wooks, according to the toi poratture of the weather for, if freenlug ooli, 6ho salt. will not striko so well as under other coniditiona. iub lit also a little blauk poepper, pottundod and mixed with sugar . llave ready dry ashos from11 hiikory wood, take the pork out. of the tubi or boxea lit wiioh It hats hain for sattig, soraipo oft tte salt aid rub the asho on. hlang it ttp, amd make a good swoke oves y morning, taking care nevetr to lot ithe tteat get hoatc. SImoke e momte Wanks, lit aarch% wrap cact hamt in a newspaper, andu thent pitt it imtto a bag to hang lil ltr good ; thist W~ iAsutNO l'tA t.tNN i.,-The suturet of washisig Ilainneia appears to be notto let them dry slowly, to tke thiem in frotm thte line wile still slighttly dampi and press thtemt otut withi a wtarm iron. There Is dltrceu of opinion abot ironting tilanntels, bitt non11 aboutt this; that ovci y part LAle of moisture mustt be got ouit otf 11hemi as soon1 as pi~~lel,and as muoh as eana be bot'ore theoy arc hutng tup. Tlhout ty tuay bie either puilled lutto termn, whten nearly dry3, or press oil. Never rubi soap on Ilannuels, on kuttttedi or any woolen goods. l.ot thtem ilo tor a short tIme in roild water, to loosent thte dust, thien phinge temt lnte very hot lather, with bt little rub, bing, press the moitre outt. ihand wrin gIng tills themt upl, the wringmtg is beat. l'tion dry very quickly,before the stove ini datmpi and heavy weather, amd eiter pull or iron thetm rapttly, and they are done. O)a-rusat.-GIveu the cildren oatmeal at least otce a day. it Is a genuine bone anad meuselo food said they mtust thcive. Oonld otur girls make the mortnlng and nuight meca's on real tnour-. tshmnent-not pasiry-take to nourish ithe brain and~ ierves, we shoul have loss or the1 ntonralgia among our wvomt on. lndeed, thtis oatmueal mush would atfurd ample food for the last meal, wvhuoh should ordintarily be the light est, simple and easy of' digestioni, se otnritig good sheep, while It may well formt a part of the tmorninug meal. Its extenisive use wvotau do much to pro maoto health amniag us. Uuatheri t etltng w. My daughtere say, "hlow mnueh bet ;er fathier is sinuce he usmed hlop Bitters." U.e is getting well after his long stfter mag fromi a dilse-ase delaredl incurable, itdu we arec so glad that hte used4. vont liitters,-.A lady of~ R tehester, N. St mus r'riu s ea l vour.- hiousilate is th aegiven to a new substance, which, it is elaimedi,will take the place otf ivory, rubber, celueoeld atnd similar utaterials. ha is said to be comtposed chietl of tiuely-ground bone, agglut intdby some comwpound~which,when int its plastie state, can be ruoulded iuto shape. Sitt rs. - A teespoonuti of borax add edl to an ordinoary kettle of hard water, in whieh it is allowed to boll, will ef feotumaily soften thes water for washing. Sealig wax of all ctlors easily dis sovsl iroog alcohol), and fortua an excellet varnish f'or alli crauents. l'e~~mtu B ss.--There is a way of keeplug pohished br ass ornautents brib~ atb erwise l san by continual .ootshing. Coat thetu with a thin solu t m ofi behed shellac iu alcoho). Tla is goo)d alsot for polishied steel and Disachw--I ill ew to wake dusheteths: 1Get a tcair of woo need-. he, indl one ball bf cantdlewieklug ; set up a row of twenty ititehes, kult bac.t and forth untilt you use up the ball, taca it wll t e done-a niee, soft, thick disheloth. At a reent. vuart, it, was the sub. Jece of remuark. that in w ba.t tdu "votee" the s-&aaecs were; it l a omeudio~g ais good judgmeat, the ler will pardon 90ausnds r, UbuIl's Cog rup kroibe i ad stenthesingth vote-.a RUNOROUM.. JIB had bon *leo&toneering some ime for a local oflo, but seeing that here was a considerable lack of genu no enthussiam among the sufraganx. Ile detersiaid to give the boys a little blow out. lie went to a Proxdpnt grooery estab,4ebhst,9 he pr otor >f whitohvi y pp.spiratei mn.. lie told the for, Wit garo earliest. gess:$1 '*' giving Jones and me I ist, and A thought I'd. give you a ihanco 0Ontribute a few gallolnss of ihat thfre-dollar-and-a-ha whiskey. [ suppose you know that if we are to 0e one. mqre a happy and a united people we gnust do our duty." The werobant replied that while lie yielded * none when it came to making siori noes for the eood of the countr ,yet he lid not think it was good polcy for 'exas to poll more than WU VW ma lority for Jo nes anyhow; however, if he was paid, cash, $0 a gallon, he would yield. ."If this the girit that Inimates the business men oGalves. on, then a I Pve got to say is, that I'll Ilit. If Inudiana and New York don't go right you fre to blame for it; but lay $13 a alion for ten gallons of the Uowboy a Deli lit, taking jay note for Jhe money, and i is Inot too late yet to iave the country." JixcaM is tho/sulelntiflo explanation of te sea serpent: Whales are atrocious ly voraoous, and frequently eat each nther, but it sometimes happens that, when approachiig its victim from be bind, one attempts to swallow another Iia teeth get caught in the tail and lie is unable to escape. Then , another whale conmes u auid atteipts to guln down No. 2, and is caught, and this sort of thing continues until twenty or Lhirty whales are lastened together in Low, and sailors suppose them to be one enormous serpont. Persons who sup posed the length of the sea serpent do poided upon the etimeIlr of drinks of whisky previously taken by the Ian who saw it, didn't look at the matter setentillcally. Iut solonce will pleasO further explain why the serpent is at ways desorlbed by those who see It as having 'a head and iane like a hoise.' Tux t German paper's toll this story in connetion withl Baron Rothechild's teath: A meets 11, wooping and Bob. bing aloud. Mays A, ' Why do you weop?" "Because," says 11, as if his heart wore bronkilug, "bocause he is tictd-the poworful and rich boron.'" 'But," replied A, "hvity do you cry so mnh i e was no relation of yours?" "That a just wilat I an cryi I about,"' howled it, moro, afooted Lhan ovor. - ---- -- A 1.nLtuYMAN asked his Sunday school: "With what remarkable weapon did Hampson at one titt stay a number of 1'hlistmos?" For a while ,hipro was no answer,and the olorgynan, to avsilst tile cihildrnit a little, comn moneod tapjIg hi jaw with the LIp of lis tinger, at thc 1am1e time saying, What'aI is?" Qauick as thought a little follow itinocontly ropliod, "'llho law-bone of an ass, air." A six-yoar-old boy, living tior IIridgoport, was qIutitloted by hils school teachor the othor day as to his nitmo. 'the boy said he lialn't got tone.'" But you mIust have somO nam1e, insisted the questlotne'- "what tio thtty call yott aroui~it hOie?" 'i'hoy ail Ue a 1enuino1 jio kass," re pilod the little fellow wI ith sinri rity. AN4 old city gontliman iiwho recntly travelled in llKuiropo, said Ito was at a dinnter ono day it Paris, atui't while telling a story was attacked wih a suddent tand cotin~tued fat of steesinug. WV hen lhe hadui ceased, a Itussin getntlo mtant at antotheor table, ntamed Philt oliookee, tu rnted about antd comimihens ed himt on Itis excelent atnd correct pironuttoation of' the lRussian language. " A nil when our heads arc covered o'er, As once they were, I weu, We'll itoise abroad tho praises Of' wondlorous ('Aunosti .'' Na weont nto a prommeniott drug store anud said to the dentist: "You pulls out mtilout,. pain ?'" "'Certainly." "What dloes dot tost ?"' "'Ote dollar."' "Py shiutiny-you dinks dnt dont' hurt none, py' gracious " '1'o gratify bist wife's persistent do mand for a $ummetr in the country Smitth hired a subutrban vila, of wleh however, the garden was so small that oneo could searcely turni ini it. "lBut how do geni get the air in auch a tiny garden ? ' cine et her frientds asked of Mrs. SmIth. "Oh, it is easy enoutgh," answeured that lady: "we have only to open the dlining-roomt window." "'Tns Lord loveth a cheerful giver," but it doesn't coutnt for a muaun whto puts twenty-five cents in the contrlbu tion box on Sunday, and ths' makes his wife e.cnomtse on but ter during the remainder of the week In order to make up tfor It. 1x a few uweeks young women who have not opened tnte family B.ble for months ill begmn to display a great linterest in the sac red volume. 'hey will gase into it a dozen times a diav to see how their Autumn leaves are press ing. Iie is well to have a keg ot beer in the house When four ~obbers broke into a house in Arkiusas, intending to murder the inmates and ritte the place, they found a keg of beer, got drunk, and were all arrested, "1 think i'll eut across the tields." said a city belle, w ho w as visising her coutntry cousn-"the wethter permit ting," she added, as she observed a demousstative sheep of the mascuthne persuasion,. As the time for truly agrIcultural (airs draws near. the comtunlees are k uuting around for lawyers and clergymen to address the farmers on agricultural tope. A Wtsvscomen wan who has just re co vered Iromi lung fever thinks IL was ea useit by eatching cold Iu the army 16 ye ar. ago, and he theretore applies for a pension. WheF sr hlilelphtia has a wogga who admits that her baby is not half so pretty as her neighbor's. She has been sent to the insane asyluva. "'atd the i.eaves were ter the Ueaniug of the m4atrosD* This is t'ully exemphiseed la the de mionstrat'on that so common a pasture weed as suiart..weed, or water-popper, posesses ediehal properties whtch, when comubiuaed with, esene~o of Jawa lea G Inger and other e~ceacteus vegeta ble extracts, a In Dr. nieree's Com pound E~xtrae~ et SartWeed, it con stitutes a most potent remedy fer bowel affections as diarrhowu dy3sentery, flux, eto.. ls is also au eleiacIous medine fer Colds, andi to break up fevers and tuaammatory attacks, and tor the allo viation of pan. Every famuiyshould haoen a anoniv' of IS. 0enshdn. Sersosal, Extract ffotn a rriVate Lotter to J, a, Zellin & write o-ou this note to oongratulate you on i the roprietor of the best Liver Medicine 8Immons' Bogulator) known to the sman race, I haye kpown it for s number of years, and I pronounce it, as prepared by you, pure and genuine; and I pray you, for the sake of human. ity to keep it so, You may prepare it and recommend It, but you will never know the true value of It unless you rave a disordered Liver yourself. It u710og9 the Liver of impurities with whb It has been confined for years and puts the wheels in their original motion. ''immons' Liver Rlegulator I be lieve to be one of the best remedies for a deranged Liver that I have over tried. It has beneutted my wife more than any medioine she hIs taken for that disease. I believe it 'ne plus ultra.' "J. B. IANDALL, M. V., Bethany P. 0.. U. It. it., Ga." A Neo Anaeshetto Procss.-The last number of the Medical Reoordeontains a notice of a new and curious method of deadening pain, which is of striking simplicity. It was disoovered by Dr. ionwill a dentist of Philadelphia, in 1875. In 1876 Dr. A. loweon made a favorable report of his experience with it to the International Medloal' Cn gross, and at a recent meeting - of the Philadelphla County Medleal Hciety several papers were read on the subjr or, and much discussion followed. In using the method, the operator merely requests the patient to breathe rapidly, making about 100 respirations per min ute, ending in rapid pufling expira. tions. At the end of from two to live minutes an entire or partial absence of pain results for half a minute or more, and during that time teeth may be drawn or incisions made. The patiens may be In any position, but that recom mended is lying on the side, and it its generally best to throw a handkerchief over the face to prevent distraction of the patient's attention. When the ra pid breathing is firAt begun the patient miay feel some exhilaration; following this comes a sensationi of fulness in the head or dizz'iiess. The face is at urst flushed, and afterward pale or even bluish, the heart beats rather feebly and fast, but the sense of touch Is not alYeoted, nor is consecousness lost, The effect produced in females more readily than in males and in the middle-aged more easily than In the old; children esn hardly be made to breathe properly. It is doniod that there is any possible danger. Several minor operations, other than frequent dental ones, have beon successfully made by this method, and it is clainied that in dientistry, minor surgery and obstetrics it may supplant the comimonl anlisthetios. Dr. lowsonm's explaiation Is that rapid breathing di.iniaisd tho oxygenation of the bloed, and that the resu Itaut ex cess of carbonic aci( temporarily poi sons the nerve centres, Dr. lonwill given several explanations, one being the speclli offect of carbonic acid, an other the diversion of will force pro (IueL'd by rapid voluntary muscular ac tion, anti third, the daiming up of the blood in the brain, (ie to the excessive amount of air passing into the lungs. rhe Record Is not satisfied with the theories, but considers it well proved that pain may be deadened by the me (lhod, which it oomiends to the profes aMon for exact experimental determina tion of its precise value. AusawrT . Did you eve(r know any peron~i to be lii, withmout Inaction of the 8tomach, Liver or Kidneys, or did you ever know one who was well when either was obstructed or inactIve; and did y'Ou ever know or hear ot' any case of the kind that flop ititers would not e'ure. Ask your neigher tis same questions.- Tinmes. MlortaLity, ini its Rielation to WVeldh and Por'erty. -One of the statistic colleetora of En'~gland has gathered information concerning sonie forty-elgh~t thousand children of the well-to- do classes in Entglanmd and Wales including members et the legal, clerical and medical pro fessions, as also of the nobility and gentry. It is found, on inquiry, that in te frstyear of life, only 80.4 pe .00deaths occurred among the in (ants of the easy classes in that country, as against 149.49 aimng the children o1 the general population; but among the latter class, time percentage went up to 240 in cities like MIaneheitor and Liver pool, and as high as 300 in the poorer quarters of Engish cities, while in Bierflu it Is actually 500. From one to five years of age, 40.84 children of the uipper class die of one thousand born and as many as 11380 in the general population. During the remainder oi early youth, fromi liyo to twenty, the difference is not marked ; but 61.47 per one thousand deaths occnr among the richer classes, as against 74.04 in the4 general public. A lady saidi to us th other day, "D)obbinms' istetric Soaip, (mm'lo by Cragin & Co., Piliadelphmi, t'm.,) has saved my life. It has so lessened m labors wheni I have been worn out. Try it once. ThAe diference in etfect bot weenm a blowi delivered by a light hammer traveingm fast, and one delivered by a hmeavier hammer traveling more slowly, Is thai the egeets of the blow are more con fined in the first case and more spread In the second. The blow fronm a light hammer penetrates but slightly below the surface; while a blow from ahmeavy hammer penetrates deeply into the mietal which is being forged. in prac tice, it will be observedl that light4, quicd blows have a te ndency to drive out ol shape, split and break the iron; whili the torce of heavy blows with a heavy hammer moving slowly, penetrates deeply Iuto the iron, and forces thi mass, of the metal out Into the desired shape, ha a pe~r on the law of electro-aasg. Detle machines submitted to tihe Aca. demy of Selenoes, ParIs,by M. Joubert, on Sept. 1, he states that with a given intensity of fiekd, whatever the othei conditions may be, at the maxtaun period of effieiency the retarttation h m'quasl to one-el ghth of the entre leriod, that the intensity ia constant and equal to the quotient of the square root, ol two of the absolute maximums of luten-m slt~y; that the electro maginetio work ia proportional to the velocity, and thai the velocity is in a c nstant rate to the utensity. _________ The Qxest ktue atvay. "4AN'Aasss," the discovery of I. .8ilsbee, is entitled to be called th, wonder of the age. 202,000 g ratefu, sutferers bless the only infaillble reme - dy ter .Iiles ever iutroduced. Only those who have used lotions, Olutments, and iuternal remedies in vali, will tie, derstand the gratetAult feelinuf instant relief tfroma pain and blissfu hope ot certain cure of the terrible disease, that "Aa.sa" assures. It is used by doctors of sit schodLs Sent by taall on receipt of prlee, #1.00 per box. S.n JtNew ork. 3alq m ..a . Tnhioa4 TujrOh I$ Wok Irl Ieo Tug naqw 1oluro to iutled orldX Morrow, ais under the man9saMot of Mr. Charles Mumford, late of u-aoinbstI tute, now of Red Bak, N. I. .... -- -- Hildoy ,'tOsss'PRiate of all 4eerwt1111 $r* relieved st 0000t 6114 7ely cured byIdney.Wrt It seen" in. ended b nature for the oure of all diseses of the biduoys aused by weakness mad do bility. Try It to-day.-Li*6A. DrBULLS SOM SYRUP The O nly Remedy ''iA""%That .""""o""""a . ... e Liver, The Bowes ad The Kldu 2%ecomined oeffor Ideas WhyW ik Biltos. Piles, (0outipati0 Kida #esdse mud Nervou Disorders. apOt~ih re Adllof hee rg rsogildbeaoorl~ rt fdsae 1lh reneann1 ato Rln Why IuaorB Iiousoai n sachood Why tonneutejwith Pilf Donrtiuatio I W a e aet orAered Kidneys I Wye eure neryous : sitck headaeheul bhave s nols ights I Vbe XCDNEY WOJIT ad V4J01ce in. AaUA. ItU a dry, egetable comnpound an 0ne rck gwflihsabe pti qts r .. atlsn. 0a i t i our Dru it, a n willr al a morb olt . 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