The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, November 18, 1880, Image 4

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)a tike UeaG. It is only by means of comparison that one can definitely realise the great improve mints In the methods of travellng that hare taken place within the last century. The cm occur so gradually they make but little pression upon us. For exam ple now that the railroad time needed to make the trip between New York and Philadelphia has been reduced to less than 100 minutes, there are already those who are predicting that in no more time than five years trains will cover the -distance between these two cities In a single hour, and no one is in the least surprised at the assertion. In 1800 those who traveled in this country did so at no little personal discomfture, and with an expenditure of time that would greatly interfere with busi ness as it Is now carried on. A man wish ing to go from New York to Boston left Monday forenoon and arrived at his destin ation Friday Afternoon, stopping all night at New Haven, New Loundon and Provi dence. The fare for the trip varied from $15 to $18, and there was an additional outlay required of from $5 to $6 for board and lodging; that is, the trip took up four days of time and called for an outlay of from $20 to $24. After the war of 1812 there was an improvement, and the time between the two places was cut down to about two days and the cost of the journey to $14. In 1817 the fare between New York and Philadplphla was $10, and be tween New York and Albany by boat $7, and the average time twenty-four hours. A route was that year opened between Philadelphia and Quebec; the distance 700 miles, far $47, and time required to make the journey 108 hours. In 1826 the Boston newspapers recorded the circumstance as one worthy of special oomment, that New York papers had been received in that city 24 hours after the date of their publication. In 1828 the time required to make the journey between these two cities had been reduced to 21 hours, the route being from New York city to Providence by steam boat, and from thence to Boston by stage. But in winter these trips were frequently given up in consequence of stormy weather and those who wished to avoid danger and be certain in their movements still prefer red the overland route. In 1832 there were two regular stage routes between New York and Boston, but competition had greatly reduced the fare. The slow line made the distance in about 52 hours, and charged for passage $7,50, while the fast, or mail line,took its passengers through in about 45 hours, and charged them 8.50 a trip. A short time after this the railroads came sufficiently into operation to make it unnecessary to run through trips in stages, and the latter were chiefly used to connect the termini of the slow-building railroads. Having made the progress that we have, there is not the least likelihood that the work of improvement will not go on. The history of railroad accidents shows that, when trains on some roads run at a slow rate of speed may meet with mishops,there Is relatively little danger in running at the highest possible speed on a road that is thoroughly constructed where the apooint ments are as nearly perfect as possible and the supervision constant. On this account one does not have to be unduly sanguine to think that long before the century is out we shall be able to go from Jersey City to Philadelphia in an hour's tine, and fron the grand central depot to Boston In a less number of hours than the number of days spent by our ancestors, in the year 1808,in making the same trip. A Canary Ilird Story. The story of the brbt introduction of canary birds Into California is thus told: In 1844 or '45 Charles and Henry Reiche, two young Germans, hnving little else thun the practical edjucatlan that seems to be natural to young Germans, were bird ped dlers in New Yoik. 'I hey went about from street to street selling birds froii stands. Their trade was pinclpally in canaries, which they had sent over fromi Germany where they were only ten or twelve cents each. They did a pretty fair business up to 1862, when they made a daring stroke that niade them their for tune and established the enormous business that they now control. At that time Cal ifornia was in the hush of gold finding. Gold was plentiful there, but luxuries lew. There was no transcontinental read, and the Isthmus route was tedious and costly. Young Rleiche, knowing that canaries were unknown there, and believing they would become the rage when once seen, deter mined to carry over a. cargo. lie, there fore, got 8,000 of the yellow fellows, to gether, and, packing them In little cagen, started fcr the Isthmus. Arriving at Car tagena, he had his birds carried across to Panama Bay, by nativer, and caught a ship there, andi soon reached tian Francis co. lie was late in reaching the ship, and the captain was about to sail without hIm, *but, seeing his boats filled with covered boxes, thought It wra belated mall matter. When Rleiche drew near, the captain hllod him and asked him what lie had. "Canary birds," replied Reiche. "Canary birds be hanged I" shouted the captain. "if I'd known it was birds, i'd ha' left you long ago. " Rei. he's first idea of the flush tidle lie was to ride was caught from a homuesiek Englishman, who, hearing the whistle of a bullfinch that had Accidentally been put in with the canaries, offered to pa5y the expenses of the entire cargo for that finch. As this amounted to $288, Rleiche saw titat he had struck a rich lead, and lbe put the price of the canaries at $25 each. They did become the rage. Ilotels, saloons, private residences, all must have a canary. The little yellow birds made a craze like the tulip mania. The price soon went tip to $50, and the cargo was soon sold. Reiche returned to Now York a rich man. A Bridge in ashanner,. The bridge over the Jhelumi Is 'not two hundred yards from the Fort of Oorie, though considerably lower, andi is not, more than from thirty to forty yards long. The two pieces are of equal elevation (that is to say, from the water), and are constructed of wood and unhewn stone. rho bridge Itself Is entirely made of twigs, and tihe btushes which are despoiled for this materi al grow ciose to the banks of the rIver. These twigs are twisted into ropes of an Inch and a half and two inches In diameter, and three or four of these twig ropes formi each of the aides of the bridge. The flooring of thme construction is of twigs formed into ropes, and placed lengthwise fronm pier to pier, across the gulf. The width of this footway is about six Inches, just enough for a passenger to walk across, putting one foot before the other. Trho side twig-ropes are about three feet high. Short ropes join the sides to that part of the bridge where the passenger walks across; but these twigs are two and three feet apart, and the trembling wayfarer has plenty of opportunity to gaze at his leisure on the roaring flood a few yards cnly be neath his feet, dashing madliy oni nlow ever, there are many worse bridges of the kind, and the one below Khokshur, in Laboul, Is t wice as long and twice as fright ful. The longer the bridge is, the more sickening Is the swinging to and fro of the frail construction. SON~ and heir-"Ma, I[ wish you wouldn't leave me alone with the baby1 'cause I have to eat all the jam, au oranes, nd ckesand hing to mus AGIUCULTURE. Dso3NoY TowAnBD9 Roasms. -A hosr cannot be screamed at and cursed with out becoming less valuable in ever3 particular. To reach the highest do greeof value the animal should be per etly gntleand always reliable, but if at expects every moment. that it i In the harness to be "jawed" at knd struck, it will be in a constant state of nervousness, and in its excitement at liable through fear t, do somethine which is not expected as to go alons doing what you started it to do. It is possible to train a horse to be governed by a word, almost as iompletely as It is to train a child, and in such training the horse reaches Its highest value. When a horse Is soothed by the gentle words of his driver-and we have seen him calmed down from great excite. ment by no other means-it may. be very fairly concluded that he is a val uable animal for all practical purposes and it may be certainly concluded that the man who has such power over him, Is a humane man and a sensible -one. But all this slmnply means thattho man must secure the animal's confidence. Only in exceptional instances is a horse stubborn or vicious. 1i he understandb his surroundings, and what is required of him, he gives no trouble. As almost every reader must know,if the ani mal when frightened can be brought up to the object he will become calm. Tne reason is that lie understands that there is nothing to fear. So he must be taught to have confidence in the man who handles him, and then this pow erful animal, which usually no man could handle, if it were disposed to be vicious, will give no trouble. The very best rule, therefore, which we would lay down for the management of the horse, Is gentleness and good sense on the part of the driver. Bad drivers make bid horses usually. BuDDING.-Budding is a very simple operation, whieh can be done at any time when the bark "peels" readily aid the buds are suffolenttly ripened say from the middle of July to the last of September. Take a well-developed single bud, cut off the leaf, leaving enough of the stal k to take hold of when iuisertng the bud. With a sharp knife out ofl the bud, with a thin slice ot bark and wood, commencing, say a third of anl inch above the bud and ending the out about as far below it, so that the whole forms a straight, smooth cut. Ttien make a cross-cut through the oark of the stalk in a smooth place,and also a longitudinal one, so that the whole has the shape of a Roman cross about an inch long. 1ow raise the bark on the stalk with a knife or with an ivory, and push down the bud un der the bark until the upper end iseven with the cross cut of the stock. Now wriap the whole firmly and smoothly with basswood bark or woolen thread, leaving the bud out. to prevent smoth oring, out closing all the bark tightly below and above. In about two weeks tuo bandage may be taken off, and if the bud is i resh and green,it has taken, and oe stalk should be cut off an inch above it next Spring and only the bud allowed to grow. IIxNa THAT ECAT Eas.-The best way to break hens of Ega-eauing is te break their necks, and restock with hirds that have not acquired the habit, Fowis that are expert in egg eating lirst attack the shell with their bill. It it is a thin shell a lew strokes will break it, and the rest is an easy Job. If, how. ever, the shell a thick one, they gen erally fail to break it with their beaks; they then begin to scratch in the nest, anu with their feet throw the egg against the hard ,ide of the box until mt is brukeni. First of all make lhens h.y hard-si eiled eggs-so hard thut they cani not be reautly broken by a mica's ball. Trhis cani be done by feed mng trcely wvith slacked lone, groumnd or broken bonies, oter5 shieils, etc. Te prevent breaking against tihe sides 01 Lthe box the nestS shouid be high and limied upon Lhle sides wvitli cushione utied nitin hay or otner soft material. their only citanceit thenm i:4 that thej may throw two eggs lorcibly against ownei other. T1o pjruvent this, lage the miest egg away anid gathier thae egga several tiitues a day. illis a goodi plan to leave am hew clinail eggs near the hiest (or Llhei to work at, whaichl will m.ake their bills so sore that they will strike the real eggs with less force. LOOK TO Youn BUTmxa.-Reference Is io mtade to your goat, but to the uncluous substance obtained by churn mng ureami. A Uimnelanati firmn,the "Cin ciinnat i Fachig Coampany,'' is engaged iu manuiacatur inmg a powdered soapstone whic~h linde a ready sale in supplying legithnaate demands, but now the harm 'ad butter-packers are using it to adul merale their butter. The soapstone is white and perfectly tasteless, and is sold at twenaty dollars per ton. From six to eight pounds can be mixed in every tub of butter in such a manner as to render detectton imnmpossible. Tlhis greately incieases the weight, but uloes not atleet the bulk very much. il;, ineRease of six Or eight pounds in every pachume cecurred,it was noticed, only ini Western btter, but the most experlinced buyers were unable to de teet anmy foreigna st'bstance in this "heavy weight ' article, and relin guished the problem as a mystery. Re. cently, ho'wever, a prominent deale, discovered the fraud. Ini view or th( above lacts it would be well for fami. lies to give their milkman a rest and look alter their butter for a while. A D)ucovany Anou~r Corn.-An ex. change telis or a mana who plants, tw< or three weeks after the the crop ii planted, a new hill of Corn every fif. teonth row each way. And tils is flit remason : I f the weather becomes dr3 ataer the filling timne, the silk and tas sels both becomna dry and dead. lr this condition, if It should become sea, sonmable, the silk revives and renewi mt~s growth, but tihe tassels do not re cover. 'Then for want of pollen, th( new salk is unable to flit the ollico fom which it was designed. The poliei [romn the replanted corn is then ready~ to supply p~olen, and( the fillling is comn pletedt. lIe says unearly all the abor tive ears so commonom in corn crops, art caused by the want of pollen, and, ha has knownt ears to double their size Ia thais Iilling. ________ .IN plowing it is never a good plan tt furnm up a mases of crudle earth of sov eral imhenes in depi h, neover before ex posed to the sun-light and air. 1t wil unless heavy mamnuring is given as a top dressing, result ini loss. Ini deep euhing a sohi it is belter to plow uip am additionai inch each year. THE BVsT soil for wheat is a riCI limestone clay loam well plowed an< harrowed amid made flne. Whmeat need limne to stiflein the straw and give th< berry a clear, oleamn, bright look, ant the ihmne opemns, lightens, and warm tihe soil. BLERDING at the nose can be stoppet by vigorous action 0of the Jaws, as it ii progrtes of linastioation. .in the case o a child a wad 01 paper1 should be piacet In the mouth amnd the child instructet to chew hard. 1t is the motion of- thi Jaw that stops the fl.. of blood. DOMESTIC. - PataoLXux iroa RusTic Woax.-Ifere 1s rcom for great Improvement. We seeon'every hand handsome rustio work falling to decay and becoming distorted by age. It is cominonly made of a kinld of wood which does not last long. Soak it thoroughly with crude petroleum when new, and it will re .noin unchanged indefinitely. A ru tie summer-house on a shaded part of our grounds would haye been- unusually exposed to dampness and decay had it not been prevented, a dosen years ago, by pet'oleum. The peculiar brown color Imparted by a miuture of the heavy o.1 remains unobanged; anid 'a lattice--work of pine lath, a fourth of an inch thick, fully exposed to dampi ness and *eather, is ass'otfud and un' -worn an ever. The oil Is now so cheap that thebe Isno excuse for omitting its application, and it may b 3 rapidly and easily brushed over the surface an4 sunk into the pores with- a whitewath brush. Apply it heavily. BEBF BTEWED WITH SNAP BEANs. Take four pounds of rather tat brisket, two finely-ohoopped onions, a table spoonful or salt half a teaspoonful of white pepper, as much cayenne peppcr as you can take on the point of a pen knife six cloves and a quart of wat&; have the water boiling before putting In your beet and seasoning; let it coine to a boll after putting. them in, - then set it back on the stove to simmer for three hours, skimming occasionally; keep your pot closely covered, and be careful not to let it stop stewing; string and split lengthwise oross the seed two quarts of beans; put them in with your beef, adding a tablespoonful of sugar and a gill of vinegar, and let them boil for half an hour. DIPLOMATIO PU DD 1N.- Decorate a plain mould with a lining with cur rants and pistachio nuts, and fill the outer part with jolly; when the jelly [a set remove the lining by putting - a little warm water In It; make a custard with a pint of milk and four yolks of eggs, flavor the milk with vanilla, add half an ounce of isinglass, stir it into the custard when hot-, break up one or two sponge cakes and macaroons, cut up a few dried fruits, put a layer of each antil the mould is full, pour In the oustcard,leave it in a cool place until wanted, then dip the mould Into tepid water a second, turn it out on a cold dish, and serve. Not a Beverage. "'TChey are not a beverage, but a medicine, with curative properties of the highest degree, contaiuing no poor whiskuy or poiasoous drugs. They do aot tear down an alreauy debilitated system, but build it up. One bottle contains more hops, that is, more real strength, tLhan a barrel of ordinary beer. Every druggist in R whester sells them, and the puysici, prescribe Iiem.-Eventinag Express ou e 11 . Brtera. UNINFLAMMAnLIC FAnaics.--Many substances are known which will ren der even the thinnest wearing fabrics uninflaminmable, chloride, sulphate and phosphate of ammnum, alum, and many others salts have been proposed, but neutral tungstate of sodium mixed with three per cent. of phosphate of sodlium is better than anything else. Those salts afford perfect protection to the fabries, and, unlike most others do not render them harsh. They are in expensive without action on colors,and the solutibn keeps well. The solution should contain twenty per cent. of the mixed salts. UuIcKEN MAYONNA15ME.--Out up somne ohickens and try them nicely in butter. Let them get cold, then trimi Into good shape and put them in a covered dish with salt, pepper, oil a id vinegar as for salad ; ad d a few pieces or onion and a litle parsley. Let them stand thus tWo or i bree hourR. Then drain t'ie pinces of chicken,place them on the lettuce in your salad dish, and spread a ntice mayonnaise dressing over all. Some of' the chicken when fried can be s~lned for tihe tomato stuffing. CoFRE cE e UDDINo.--Pound two ounces of freshly-roasted coffee in a mortar, jnst enough to crush the ber ries without red ucing-them to powder. Put them Into a pint of tmilk with six ounces of loof-au gar, let it boil, then leave it to get cold, strain It on thie yolks of six eggs in a douable sauce-pan andi stir on the fire till the custard thickens. When quite cold, work into it a gill and a half or cream whipped to a froth. Freeze the mixture in the ie-pot, then fill a plain lce-mould with it. and lay it ini ice till the time of serving., _____ UsarULIIINTs.-The white of an egg a piece of slum abou the size of a walnut has been stewed until It forms a jelly is a capital remedy for sprains. It should be laid over the sprain on a piece of lint, and be changed as often as it becomes dry. A lump of fresh quicklime the size of a walnut dropped into a pint of water and allowed to st and all night, tihe water beeing then pourt d off from the sediment, and mixed with a quarter of a pint of the best vinegar, forms agood wash for scurf in the head. Ituis to be applied to the roots of the hair. 1t takea but one rnam ou snow the purity and merit of Dobbins' Electric soap, (muade by Oragin & Co., Phalt del phita.) For your own interess give It that one trial. All grocers keep it. A STUFFED .BEEFSTEAK--Prepare, a dressing of bread, scalded soft, and mixedi with plenty of butter and a lit tle peppar and salt. Lay it upon one side of a round of steak, cover with the other, and baste it down with needle and thread. balt andl pepper the out side of the steak, and place in a drip ping pan with half an inch of water. When baked brown on one side turn and bake the other. SAUcE PIQUAN'IE Font Fzsn -Make a browna sauce t~y frying achopped onion in a little butter, adding a large tea spoonful of flour and a tumbler of stock. Simmer a little, sttain,andc put in a teaspoonful of vinegar, one of vinegar, one- of chopped cucumber pickle and one of capers. DIsH FOR LUucH~oN.-TIake pieces of coldi meats of any kind, chop Iinle; sea son with pepper andi salt, just a litrie onton ; break over the meat two or th ree eggs ; addt a small piece of butter ; stir all together ; pour it upon nicely bur tered toast; serve hot; garnish wit~h parsley. Gunmo.-Takea anilce fat obteken,cut u tp andI~ puit into a pan, andI when fried brown, put In two quarts - of finely sliced okrta, four large tomatoes and two onions, peeled and chopped fine. Keep covered with water, and have the kettle thrhtly olos-.d. "Ah, how well do I rememnber-it rwas in the bleak November." when I caught the Cold that was wearingf me surel and swiftly away ; but I ceard Sof Dr. Bull's Cough Sgtup; took It, and am a well a eve dUMOROUS, A pASHING ypung fellow was recent ly very attentive to a young lady who did not secretly favor his attentions, and Who is blessed with an observing little'brotherof.only a few summers gtowth. The lady's admirer was visit. Ing her a few days ago, when the little chap broke into their presence, and, noujting fthe dashing young man's kaeo, csai. '-Haven't you _got a line rooib ?" "O0h, yes," proudly replied the dashing young fellow, whose van ity was evidently touch ed by the re ,mark- Seeing, as he thought, in the circumstance an opportunity to make a 'favorable impression on the sister, he ,aye his moustache'an extra twist and telterhted his reply with emphasis: "Oh, yes, a very fine room." "1 thought so," sklit the youhg hopeful, musipg. lv. "But what made you think sof" said tite young .lady's admirer, his curiosity by this time fully aroused, "Because,".was the crushing reply, "slater Mag said ybur room was better than your company.'0 "I SAY, Cip'n," cried a keen-eyed .nian, as he landed from a steamer at Natche, "I say, Cap'n, these here arn't all. I have left somethin' on board, that's a fact." "Them's all the plunder you brought on board anyhow," answered the commanding officer. . .'Wal, I see now; I grant It Is all 0. K. accordin' to the list. boxes,three chests, two band-boxes ana portmautys two hams, one part cut; three ropes ol Inyens and a tea-kettle, But sqe, Cap'n, I'm dubersome; I feel there's somethin' short tho' I've counted 'em nine times over, and never took my eyes off um while on the craft; there's somethin' not right, somehow." "Wal, stranger, time's up; them's all I knows on; so jest fetch your wife and five childien out of the cabin, 'ces I'm goin' to put off." "Them's um I Darn It, them's um I I know'd I'd forgot somethin' 1" "It's growing in right rapidly, My head can now be seen Like other heads, in silken locks, Thanks to my CARBOLINE." A STRANEIR in Bodie one day last week, in eating jI plate of hash at a restaurant, being very hungry, un guardedly neglected to chew it well, and swallowed a large coat button. They doctored him for the pneumonia three days before he was able to ex plain. Then, they fed him a big but ton-hole tied to a string and fished it out in no time. He screens all his hash very carefully through a cane-bottom ed chair now before lie eats it. "WEr.L, Father Brown, how did you like the sermon yesterday ?" asked a young preacher. "Ye see parson," was the reply, "I haven't a fair chance at them sermons of yours. I'm an old man, now, and have to set pretty well back by the stove; and there's old Miss Smithie, Widdor Taff 'In Rylan's darter's in Nabby 'n all the rest setting in front of me with their mouths wide open a swallerin down all the best of the sermon, 'n what gets down to me Is putty poor stuff, parson, putty poor stuff." A wOMa N employed about the house by a lady recently brought her mistress a letter from her husband and asked her to read It for her. She did so, and at the bottom of the page. below the signature, she saw a number of little scratch mArks resembling bird tracks. "Why, Alice," asked she, "whal;on earth are these?" pointing to the stars, or scratchesy. or crosses, of wvhicih there were forty or fifty. AlIce answered, shyly ; "Them's kisses.". A LITTLE boy, four years old, baying often been told that it was wrong to ask for anything sat the table, was down at dessert. After waiting patient ly for some time, without beIng noticed he exclaimed : 'Mamma, please, may C have an orange if I don't ask for it?" "Yes, dear," was tihe reply. But, after a considerable interval, the little fellow, not getting his orange, again adldressed his mother with: "Please mamma, I'm not asking for an orange.'I This time he was dnily rewarded. Vr-oaIx.-Thze great success of the Vegerinte as a cleaniser and purifier of the blood is shown beyond a doubt by the great numbers who have taken it and received immediate relief, with uuch remarkable cures. You may dress a bad habit in the costie.-t broadcloth and endow it with all possible graces and fascinations, It Is only a bad habit nevertheless. Tihe French have a proverb, "Wash a dog comb a dog, still a dog is but a dog.'' IT is a bad rule to blame your for tune rather than yourself, when mat ters go ill with you. "If your sword is too short," said the wise Roman, "you can make it long enough by tak ing a step l orward." The Italians say also, "A good knight isaiever at a loss for a lance." JF you are determined to do a certain thing the worst excuse seems better than no excuse at all. In Madrid they put this lact into the pithy sentence: "If you want to flog yohr dog say ho ate the poker." BIsnoP (reprovIng hIs delinquent Page) "Wretched boy?1 Why is it that sees and hears all we do and before whom even I am bitt as a crushed worm?7" Page: "'The missus, My Lord." NOBODY knows better than lhe who has tried it tnat from saying to doing Is a long stretch. If saying good thinge instead of do'ng them wore a saving grace the worst of us would easily get to heaven. Wa should have .ihought of this a few 11ays earlier, but a man can't eat a peach without feeling down in the mouth. THE beat church bells are those who make no noise durIng the service. AN undertaker gets his living where another man (lies. * "Mutie New Aguu.~ ST. CAT11AnIN~s, Ont. R. V. Pierce, M1. D.: I hpve used your Favorite Prescrip. 're, Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets, for the last three months and fiud myself-(what 4hall '. say)-"nade neto again," are the only words that express it. I was re duced to a skeleton, conld not walk across the floor without fainting, could keep nothing in the shape of food on liy stomach. Myself and friends had given up all hope, my immediate death seemed certain. I can never be too thankful to those wile recommended your medicine,, for I now live (to the surp''is" of every body) anmd amn able to to myl own work. I desire to make this statement in order that those suff ering may not despair until they have giveni your remedies a trial, Yours resp'y Mrs. Was. D. RwOEAN. 'OEanoRGsTM B4nker bIo')kyk~ePere, Editors ant others that lead sedentary lives, will find much relief from Head. aches, nervousness and'Oonstipatior engenderedW rom want 6f exeroise, b taking 1inORnons' Liver Regulator 7 Is a harWless vegetable compound, and nurmbers who have tried at will cond dently asiertthat its the best rempei that (an be u~ed. It expt 1, t4e'polesnoui humors of the bloodi, cleanses tWe liver, restores the kidneys to healthy action and drives out the despondency and gloom of ill health. The patient soon teels as if he had taken a new lease ol lfe, and Is overjoyed to tiid the de pressed feeling eussipated,.the costive habits corrected anti new streams ol health coursing through his veins. "Simmons' Liver Regulator Is a very valuable remedy for ,ayspepsia, slii Headache, Torpid Liver, Votnstipa tion, Piles and sur, lke diseases. "W. S. Holt, Presideut of S. W. R. R. Uo., of Gorgia." "HLLO, Billy," shouted ayoungstei in clean linen Knickerbockere to bli friend of the gutter. "Ain't you run. ning for plnies this year?" "Haven'l been nominated for any yet. But my letter of acceptance is ready." "Com along with me then ; my ticket hold two,"' and half a tub extra of lenonadi had to be stirred up. A Youna ragamuffin, on being asked what was meant by conscience, re. plied: "A thing a gentleman has n' got-who, when a boy finds his purse and gives itback to him, doesn't giv the boy tenpence." "LIza J ANE! Liza Janet" said th old lady; "you take in every stitch ol that washin to-night for I see by tht paperthat there's three delegites al large in this part-h." "IF Jones undertakes to pull m3 ears," said a loud-mouthed fellow on v street corner, "he will just have hih hands full." The crowd looked at the man's ears and smiled. Profitable P~attentsg. The most wonderaMl and marvelous success in cases where persons are sick or wasting away from a condition of miserableness, that no one knows what ails them, (profitable patients for dne tore,) is obtained by the use of Hop Bitters. They begin to cure from the firat dose and keep it up tyntil- perfect health and strength is restored. Who ever is afflicted in this way need not suffer, when they can get Hop Bitters. -Cincinnati Star. Tuu London Spectator asks: "Can anybody suggest a stiff bit of work for English capitalists to do?" 0 yes. Lei them embark in the laundry business. Starching shirt bosoms and collars hi pretty stiff work. "WOULD you like to wash- youi hands before dinner?" asked. Lhe host, pointing to the conveniencei. "No, certainly not,'' responded the guest. "Great Scott, man do you sup pose I eat with my fingers?" A LADY inquiring as to the I est way of marking table-linen, the Chicag< Tribune replies: "Blackberry pie ih our choice, although a baby with g gravy dish is highly esteemed by many.' IT is sad to think that so many well meaning and -naturally joyous spirits are compelled to go through life with. out owning a steam yacht. - LoVE pleases more than marrirge, for the reason that romance ir more in teresting thuan history. Tn. Princess LouIs Is said to be un able to sleep. The poor lady must gc to church occasionally. Turs is a world of strange contradic tionis; one woman'is unhappy because she isn't marrIed, another because 91h4 Is. COULD not tine dioctor's fee be justly called ll-gotten galas ? - 1LLEGA L kissing on thne nigh seas musi be muzzled by the strong arm of tihe law. DR. R. V. IEnCK, Consulting Phys 'ulan to the World's Dispensary and in. valid's Hotel, of Butralo, N. Y., has -esigned his seat in Congress, that hie may hereafter devote his whole time and attention to those applying to the World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion for the treatment of Chrornic Die eases. EVERTON TAFFY.-Punt one pound 01 powdered loaf sugarand one teacupful of water into a brass pan ; beat one quarter of a pound of butter to cream; when the sugar is dissolved add tine butter,'and keep stirring the mixture over tine the fire until it sets, when a little is poured on the buttered dish. Just before it is done, add six drops o1 essence of lemnon. Butter a tin, pour on the mixture and when cool it will easily separate from the dish. ILIVER 11A51.-This hash is delicate and appetizing, arnd nice as a change from the liver and bacon known to all cooks. Boil the liver until thoroughly tender-there must not be even a sus picion of hardness atout it. Thor mince it finely with a chopping knife. Heat the mince very hot in a sauce or roux of butter and brow ned flour. The seasoning is pepper, salt, a dash of lemon or a little piquant sauce, such as mushroom catsup. To keep insects (out or bird cages tie ump a little sulphur in a silg bag and suspend it in the cage. For moeking birds this is essential to their hnealth, and tihe sulphur will keep all the ret ants and other insRecta from tine cage of all kinds of blids. Red ants wil. never be found in a closet or drawer 11 a small bag of sulphur be kepteconstant, ly in these places. THEz following remedy is said,. om good authority, to greatly alieviate whooping cough, andi if applied in tin earlier stage will modify it so that th< patient will suffer no more than an or dinary cough. Evaporate slowly ovel the gas or a spirit lamp a weak solutnoi of carbolic acid in thne room (closed where tihe child wino already has thn cough, or whio may have hce . expose< to it, is at play or asleep, for half al hour twIce a day, while any symptoni of whooping remain. WUEN you drIve a nail into a wall clodlhes press or closer, to hang tihings on, drive it th rough a spool up to ti head. The lluotur Tutd Me to tak - a blue pall, but I didmn't, for I had a] ready been puiamoe twmoe by usereury. kahn drunggiet toad me to try Khat:ey-Wors, and did. I6 was just the ui ing for mny iloumnei and ooner ipt eou, and I no.v amn as wen a *ver.-Advooa to. Those sawersa aa aavertusenment WIl eeafer a sav. aunth. advertiaer and tin th*7Gb~aadve Vegetine. More to 3. thea @ol0s EL. . --y14 W Na.p.g Manh, 1DIt - iga Pfor me. '4"j~5o Ub lag Butor r$ I ,anePn 0aan of my IA muer. teo be - 0a ror Ien I$ R9 OM l othe ne seem to i pertectly gree mw without this nwedtclue--fis more to re sam l-and Ies it w1 pov.es b..ft.1.hu Your& most eUb AVr et, J. BENTLEY, 3.'D., says: It bas doNe mnre good them o11 medt oaii treat Masses, Kr.~ ~ NoWMsueVio~t.. Feb. aftb Kir. ff. R. StayuNsw atn SM. ,41 8ir-I lheI $014 d1ur, Ig -h lw or hove In *IlI oAses ft ha givesk ealoto JA oe ese a delloate aounv la 1 t II - 7*'ars was mueh banad1eg Un y Itese. wleer . ;re Itel mnormd me t At It aD done ier mbre Coo. Ibanath subje0 tSent to whic hehad previously bqea subjected. Yours respotuily. J. D.TaUr,. N. ,0 Loudly. Ln Its Praise. "S~mON , .0 eho, i3sm EL Rt. Svutu. Boston: Dear blr-vonhlderir the shor; Onme that VTm bas beea before the pubicef ies I as.s well asa 19 sner, A - o- trosttees &rising from A or torpid liver it IS& it o praine. Our euawsmewt jpeak IDCIY nINPrl",J. WRIGISTa O Cor. Queen and Ze"itMts, Vegetin. Vegotine i Sold by all Druggists. $OSTE T -iffi!Et S T e - c E l .E TE D yearrsshow h~aL th. Ditr rIs a certarn remedy n at It radoates 8pa, ns SattoI, ver complaint and nervusness, count er a endency to gout, rheumataz. urlzr th tebo ad cheerd the mind while it invigo. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers HOP BITTER. 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