The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, September 23, 1880, Image 4

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11le SXiafthe African explorer .. i -his way down the great os0 union with the sea he was rat to discover, he had thirty-two ventures with the hostile natives in 4se of which he lost a number or men, 4.tof these adventures is thuR describ by a correspondent of the uoston 0 up nal: The Inhabitants hal assembled the bank, seeing this curious boat Si4ed with strangers approaching, and taA~ey's men said they thonght the qriI which were almost deafening, of friendly nature. But Stanley thought -49t. To him the cries seemed warlike. H6wever, visions of eggs, chickens, resh milk, and prehaps goat's lebhi, for his exhausted men, :1ashed before eyes, and he gave the signal to put 14to the cove. No sooner had the boat I-ftached the sloping bank, than it was ia)uled fifty yards up on the shore by a Udred hands, and before Stanley and his'stonished men could realize where they were, they found them selves in the centre of a circle of savages each of whom was aiming an arrow at the unlucky wightA. There were sov oral hundred of these people, called the Bumbrich, after the name of their Is land on the shores, and- Stanley says that he expected to be instantly massa cr'ed. His gun and those of his men lay in the bottom of the boat, and to stoop to pick them up would have brought a shower of arrows and instant death. So he endeavored to reason with the savages, and showed them some cloths and beads, WILhCi they accepted. They .rowded aroud the boat, however,and o6e inan-took hold of Stanley's hair and gave it a violent Wrench, thinking that it was a cap and would come off, dis closing wool. This was hard to bear, and meanwhile, one of Stanley's men received a stunnit.g blow from a spear handle. Then the explorer made an other litte speech, asking for food and to be allowed to continue his journey promising more cloth and beads. The savages then made several ferocioub de monstrations, rushing down upon him, gnashing their teeth and shaking their spears in his very face; but they (lid not kill him and finally retired to con suilt. This mortal agony of suspense lasted from nine in the morning until three in the afternoon, during whl,)h time Stanley did not get out of h is boat, nor did lie take his eyea off the island era. At lest, seeing no chance of any thing but death, he gave the signal to his men to be ready at a certain cry to drag the boat ito the water. Presen tly the islanders began to return, and something told Stanley not to wait. So he shouted the word of command, and the boat flew down the slope into the water, his men diving all around it like so many muskrats, in their eagerness to escape the javelins and arrows which they knew would come. Stanley pick ed up his elephant gun, and, as an is lander bounding on the beach waa pre paring to fire an arrow after the boat, he shot him, and the Immense bullet, passing through the savage's body, killed another behind him, Meantime it was discovered that the oars were lost, and Stanley's men were pad dinug with their hands as fast as they could to get out of arrow range, when they were horrifled by seeing thirty-six savages put off from Bumbrich in three large canoes. The men in Stanley's boat were anxious to tire at once, but he ordered them to allow the canoes to approach, and succeeded in sinking two of themn by firing into their sides at the water line. In t wo minutes two dozen savages were struggling in the water and beating away for the shore with vigorous strokes ; the third canoe renounced pursuit, and Stanley and his men found themselves safe, but still half (lead from hunger when they joined the main body of the expedition. Crazy People at the White Hlotne. Crazy people are constantly calling at the White House on all sorts of errands with the President, but the ushers generally find out their inflrm ity and get them out of the building in some way or other, though some slip past into the Presidential presence, and others have to be turned over to tihe police. There are a few who come regularly, like the old man living out near Bladensburg, who calls every two months to claim thc presidential chair to which he has been elected. lie would have come sooner to enter upon his duties, but work on his farm preyented his leaving home. The lust time he called he was more persistent than usual, and informed the ushers that lie would make no changes, except to turnm Secretary.Schturz out of the cabineL. Hie was asked If lie had a wife, and re plying in the negative, was toldl that no0 unmnariced man counld be president, whereupon he started right home to get a wife. A bout five times in the year a.ncatly dressed man of 35 years comes down from Pennsylvania 'to take possession of the White IIouse and tr9Mtfry, which have been dieeed to him.;The man who ended the rebellion '.wanted to see the President the other morning and was told that lhe saw cal lers at 414 10th street, a police station. The man wen-t there promptly and took a seat, but after a time the keeper wanted to know his business, Hie hadl just called to see tihe President. The keeper took in the situation and con ducted the visitor to a coil, promising to show the President right in when lie came. A few weeks ago an Ohio as tronomer was on hand with a request to be made superintendent of the naval observatory, that lhe might avert the earth's impendling colli sioni with tihe other planets. A M:aine woman walked into the White House one (lay, and spreading a large Bible she carried unIder her arm on a windowv-seat. began to preach on tihe necessity of being born again. She had come 01n a mission to Oonvert Presidlent H ayes and when she was turned out, she repeated verse after vereefirom $10 Bible in a loud voice, *nd kept it isp' all the way down the 1,eot're ewalk to the gate. ~'-Vermont lias a population of 384, 46 a gain 9f a~O4I ten years. FARM AND GARDEN. WAMpxzss 1 Housss.-Many house holders are sorely troubled by the growth ot fungi in damp rooms, to which they communicate, in a short time, an unpleasant smell and an un. wholesome atmosphere. It Is not only our collars that are apt to be affected by fungold growth, bup the walls of the adjacent rooms, and many bed rooms on the ground floor are similarly renderou useless after a moist season. Many re medies have been proposed to destroy this fungold growth, or to prevent its occurence; but hitherto these remedies have been too expensive or totally inefilcacious. Recently an alcoholic solution of five grammes of salloylho acid per litre of water for washing the walls of rooms has ben recommended. This Is exactly one-half per cent., or one part salloylic acid for 200 parts liquid. No doubt the mold may be de stroyed temporarily by this as by many other solutions, such, for instance, as corrosive sublimate or earbollo acid. The true remedy, however, is not this teulporary expedient, nor attempting to itde the dampness by enamel paints, ete.; it Is to cut oil the source of molst tire and to put the waLerproof materials outside and not inside the walls. Tux RIaEST HAY.-Grass made into hay in siuli a manner as to retain the most possible of all its natural juices, makes the richest and best hay. In order to do this it should be exposed to the sun as little as possible, as a briglht, clear sun is very apt.to burn, and thus reduce quality. llay made in the shade comes tuo nearest to natural grass; but this is impracticable. The nearest ap proach is either to cure In the cocic with hay caps, or by constant, frquent stirring with the tedder; thus curing In the air more, and sunning small por tlons only. One day's curing is suil clent, provided the air is dry and dry tig, where the grass is dry when cut, and does not yield over tvo and one half tons of (ry hay to the acre. If to be left out over night, it should be raked and put into cocks while yet warm. before any dew begins to fall in the af'ternoon. The time when mois ture begins to collect in the atternoon Is earlier tLian most persons are aware of; therefore It is best to be in season. WE flnd the rollowing description of a patent fruit picker: -it Is simply a ring or collar of siee- metal four or five inches high and the same in diam eter, with the upper portion formed into half a dozen points like a crown, each being covered with an badia rub ber disc or shield to prevent the fruit from injury by contact. A socket in the side receives a light pole of any required length, and fron the bottom of the ring or crown extends a light hose of cotton drilling or other light material to convey the fruit to the hand of the operator or into a basket, wagon or wherever desired. Standing on ,he ground, the operator reaches for the fruit, the points of the crown p-ssing on each side of the stem, and a light, upward shove easily detaches the fruit and It drops down through the crown and hose. The operator can hold the pole In one hand and the hose in the other, or the hose can be hooked to a small, movable bracket placed on the pole for that purpose, thus allowing of handling the polo with both hands, or an assIstan b can manage the hose." TrE AnMY WoRM.--Trhe new appear ance of this pest In various parts of the country aim ultaneously has created great alarm among the farmers, for its ravages are so great and so speedy and the (tlilliculty of' stopp)ing them he fore the mischief is done :s suflieent to strike terror into the heart of the far mner, for he stands almost powerless while his best fields of grain and grass and corn are laid bare before his sight. TIhe only preventive is unceasing watcfh ulIness, and the prompltest action when the (danger Is near. UJnited ac tion too is necessary ; uipon its aippear' anice upon any farm, notice shonid be given to the neigiabors; they shiouldl promptly assemble and render assi1s Lance to prevent the furt,her progress of the army. 'Lhiis can be more or less thoroughly done by burnIng the grain fild that is attacked, by using the rol ler to mash the worms, or by ditching the field to prevent its further mlarch. NEVER allow a hien to sit in a nest that has been used for months with out overhuling. When she gets broody, give her a now, clean nest. Rxammne the box to see whether there are any lice in the corners. Whetheir any are found or not it is a safe thing to treat it as If' they were discoverd to, be in possession. Let a little coal-oil irun down the corners inside; then give ft a thorough whlitewashing. A hen set ini a nest preparecd tihus is insured against lice until the brood Is out, atf cer wich tile whole nest and box Is to be again overhauled and treated ex acetly as if' it were very lousy. T2oo many are careless in this matter. TIhey complain of lice but (10 not ex ercise sufilelent vigliatnce to keep them away. It is much easier to keep thiem off' than to drive them away after they have once got p)ossession. Lousy lhen quarters are not profitable, nor aire they creditable. Clean out tile liee I To KEEPi OFF FtrJEs,-Tt is claimed that it aL coiple o1 banidsful of' the common black-waulnut leaves are put in a vessel of water all night, and next morning boiled for fIfteen or twenty minutes ; then whlen coild take a sponge or rag a'nd moisten t he eyes, neck, legs, etc., of' a hoirse, tile fies wvill give those places a wide berth. This may not be true but it wiil not cost mucih to try It. it is saidh also that if cairbohic acid soal) is rubbed on the ineck and legs of' a horse, lie wIll not bo bothered by fles. 'Vhe strong odor of the soap driives thest mliser'able horse.-tormenters awasy; and1 besides, the soap gives the animal's coat a line polish. 'Take a tiry cake of' soap, andh rub on after grooming. Cows when they expend( vitality in labor eat more ; wvhen they expend it in keeping wai'm they need more for 10ood, and( wvhen Lhey either lay oni fat. or produce milk, or gr'ow nleed f'ood in proport,ion. hlow Somec Res Were Colored. A IIartf'ordl young man boarded a horse car tile other (lay with a bunch of roses. One was white, one green and one of a delicate flesh-eioredl tint. These floweors attracted the attention of th e p)assengers, both ladles andi gen tlemen. One lady remarked that she had seen the buds of the gi'een rose and another said she had seen the rose itself, but had never seen any so per Feet and so lovely as this one. 'rhe flesh-colored one was also commented upon and praisedl. Finally the young man voluinteerdl the information that the coloring was (lone by putitng the stein of one into green ink, and the other Into red Ink. Although the leaves were beautifully colored, the coloring wouuld not rub off, ~1t Only re quired ton tam tItes to change tho color. D'MEST1O. A vW mornings since a western editor was tound at his desk with four teen bullets shot into his b, dy, his skull crushed with a club, and six knife wounda in his neck. le was lead. The cause for the terrible crime was a mystery, until some one picked Lip a copy of the last issue of his paper and discovered a Ijoke about the "melon colle days," The coroner's jury rend Dred a verdict that the deceased came this death trom a visitation of Divino i roviPence. Should the murderer sur render himself to the authorititles, he would be immediately discharged and presented with a house and lot. WHEN it blows' in ilinois It blows hard. A man sitting in his house at Bhipman, eating a pie, heard the storm coming and ran to the door. The gale i t t blew the house down and then seized the man, carried him through the air a hundred yards or so, and landed him in a peach tree. Soon after wards a friendly board from his own house came floating by. This lie selzed and placed over his head to protect himself from the raging blast. Under this shelter lie finished his pie. The above is related as a veritable occur reiiee. HOw to Got Sick. Expose yourself day and night, eat too much without exercise; work too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile nostrums advertised; and then you will want to know nOW TO GET WELL. Which is answered .a three words--Take Hop Bittersl See other cotumn.-'x qress. A DRY goods clerk, not a thousand miles from Titusville-one of those Jainty creatures whom nature made especially to measure tape, recently took his inamorata out riding. Coming to a stream they stopped to let the borse drink, but as the check rein was rastened the amlimal could not get his head down. The nice young man studied the situation for a while to dis ,over the difficulty, and finally trium pliantly pounced upon the crupper and gravely unbuckled it. A TORONTO patent medicine man re "ently ruined the sale of his "Cure All Butter '" by publishing a testimonial rrom a man who asserted that "his wife, who had not been able to speak %bove a whisper for five years, had her roice completely restored by the use of >ne bottle." When the Toronto man reallzed the effect of the publication he ivrung his hands and said, "An enemy aath done this thing.'' A great improvement has recently" Jeoe made in that useful product CAR B1OLINE, a deodorized extract of petro LemIn, whinh is the only articie that re illy cures baldness. It is now the ilnest f hair dressings. POLIcEMAN-"What do yoUi mean, ighting heresir?'' Bruisor-"i wasn't [Ighting." - Policeman-'What ('ye !ave your coat oft for, then ?'' Bruiser -Well, you see, I knew there was go ing to be a row, and I had made up my mind to run away from it; and I never ,ould run worh a cent with my coat EXCHAN0ES are publishing many runny ncients connected with the taking of the census. It Is nothing strange that the census takers should have some ludicrous experience for each one is an ini-hiumor-ator. [Thme young man wvho wrote the .foregoing was struck by lightninug from a clear sky just as lhe had fiished.]I SEV'EnALI strangers enteredi a towvn, indh while waIting for 't train wvent in to a neighbhoring bar room to have some thing to take. A caged squirrel attract ed their attention, and the (our placed their fingers through the wires and bet :irinks as to w hich would be noticed fir'st. They' all lost. Three lost the :Irinks aned the fourth lost a thumb. YEGETINE is now acknowledged by our best pihysiciansato be the only sure md safe remedy for all diseases arising rrom impure blood, such as scrofuia mnd scr'of ulous h umors. "I SAY, old lady," said a mn.n on a yountry road thme other day, ''did you see a bicycle pass here Just now?" 'No, I dlIdn't see no kind or a sickle, nlster; but just now I seedi a wagon rheel run nin' away with a man. You Cin believe it or not, I wouldn't ir I sadn't seed it myself." *WnEN a man Is young he spends Tnueh of his time in parting his hair in he mi(ddle; wheni he is 01(d andl b)aid he vastos much inore time in trying to nake the ends of hsis sparse locks meet spons the polished crown above. A LtTrLE North Carolina girl started >ff on her tirst sea voyage late at night, ad on looking out the stateroom wiln low in the morning called her mother n astonishment to moo the front yard 'till of water. TuE following advertisemient ap >ears In a Canadian paper :'"Will the rentleman who stole my mselon.i iast saturday night be generous enough to 'eturn men afew of' the seeds, as t,hey ire ai choice variety ?'" WAIMonE: "Nowv, girls, what queen >f natquit.y suripassedi oven i'itanila Inj ser fondness for donkeys?-You give I till)? Why, D)ido, of coure, for she 'ell in love with any ass--Tarneas, don't 'ou see ?" TEui'e of the soldlier's drill Is to nake holes In the ener.ny. AN attack hams bueen made on Chiengo 'um holes for selling l'qusor to minors. "NONE ot your j:aw," Is wvhat the lather said when the shark tried t.o serape aLlnacqiuaitance with him. A nonsicin Aikon County was fatal ly stung by beos. F"ALsTAFF was religiolls- that is to say, sack-religious. LOVEa's young cream-Ice cream. Tlo Wurr CnEA M.-Swe~eteni a l'owvlor cream with loaf stigar, and flavo:- to t.aste; set another bowl near the above with a sieve over it; then whip the cream with a whisk and as it rises in a froth take at off with a skimmer and hut It Into the sieve to drain ; wh.ip also the cream which driamns oflf and when tione ornament with lemons rampings. OFFENsivE SsLLza IN TU E FEa(iT. ilathme them in a weak solut ion of' per mlanganate of' potassa; one1 scr'uple of salt to eighst OUnics o1 wvator. ARK YoU IftonT SUaN that you are so physi cally constItted as to be exempt, iroms all at L,aoka of Cramips, unsolera it orbus, Dharrhota or Dysentueryy itf not, I, would be prudent to pro vide yourself with DSr. Jayne's Carnamiativo Sal main, a safe mnedicine for these aul00lions, and a inre curatie for Summer Complaint and aml Disases of th* Bowelis. Ia eitheor ohltslren or HUMOROUS. TjE PRESRVATION OF CIDER.-A pure, sweet older . is only attainable from clean, sound fruit'and the fruit should therefore be carefullyexaminued and whip before grinding. in the press use hairoloth or gunny fit place of straw. As the older runs from the press let it pass through a hair sieve into a large open vessel that will hold as much juice as can be expressed in one day. in one day, or sometimes less, the pomie. will raise to the top and in a short time grow very thick. When little white bubbles break through it draw off the liquid through a very small spigot, placed about three Inches from the bottom, so that the less may be left behind. The cider must be drawn off Into very olein, sweet casks preferably fresh liquor casks, and closely watched. The moment the white bubbles, before mentioned, are perceived risig at the bunghole, rack it again, it la usually unnecessary to repeat this three times. Then till up the cask with cider in every respectlike that originally contained in It; add a tumbler of warm sweet oil, and bung up tight. For very fine cider it is custo mary to add at this stage of the process, about half a pound of glucose (starch sugar), or a smaller portion of white sugar. The cask should thon be allow ed to remain in a cool place until the older has required the desired flavor. In the meantine clean barrels for its re oeption should be prepared as fol lows:-rSome clean strips of rags are aipped in melted sulphur, lighted and burned in the bunghole, and the bung laid loosoly on the end of the rag so as to retain the sulphur vapor within the barrel. Then tie up half a pound of mustard seed in a coarse muslin bag aud put in the barrel, fill the barrel with cider, and add about a quarter of 1 pound of Isinglass or ine gelatile [lissolved in hot water. This is the old rashioned way, and will keep cider in the sane condition as when it went into the barrel, if kept in a cool place, for a year. Professional cider makers are using calcium sulphite (sulphide of lime), instead of mustard %nd sulphur vapor; it Is much more Donvenilent and effectual. To use It, It Is Aimply requisite to add one-eighth to mne-quarter of ii ounce of sulphite to each g.allon of cider i the cask, first mixing the powder in about a quart of Lho cier, then pouring it back into the caskjand giviin , the latter a t] oro gh ;haking and rotilng. After standiig ;everal days to allow the sulphite to xert its full action it may be bottled Where the tarIms wIfe has Iarge washMig to do, she ean save half her ine and labor by using Dobbin's Elec ric Soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Plit ad'a.) Onie poun.1 of it is equal to biree of any other. Try it. 'OLISuNO11 FuUNirUI. - To clean urliulre, especially the surface or a Inely po.ished piano, we will give our udy friends a reicipt better than any ii tie books. Take ia wash-bowl half 'ulI of tepid water and a little fine ;oilet soap and a tablespoonful of sweet )I>. Dip a piece ol cold 11tnel in this, ind, apply it to the wood, rubbing eigoroisly f'or a while; then exchange ;his for a piece of old, soft, fiue cotton, iot linen, as that, leaves Its 1Ibres of int, anid I wi) With this a while, flish ,ng with a fresh piece of the salle rag int il the liquid applicV tion is thorough y removed. All these successive alp plicatIons to be made tO one particular Ipot of the wvood no0 longer thana can be worked with a single stroke of the arm, mid that to be finishedl before Ia fresh place ia to lie treated. WV hen the whole pianio has been donoe over in this wvay 1t should take two hours, at least, to .io it well), it will look as good as new, Lind far better thana it refl,nkhcd by an >rdiinary wvorkman. Th'iis is the best applicationi for that purple cloud that somnes over a polsedu wood surl ace in lampj weather. Of course a juitiolous er~son1 will be very spaurinig of' the li iuidh, although she hats a wvast-bowi talt full of it, and will not use enough .o drip oni the carpet, or to penetrate to he interior of the piano. USE~s oF 'AuC h1REA.-l. Make a Iressing of mient--crumbh it in"; turn bot broth over it, season, addt butter 11nd a well-beaten egg, or more, accord ng to quantity. 2. Maxe bread pud ling-soak two hours in swveet milk, ~hen beat eggs, sugar and spIces, and )ake. I soinetimes add fruit. 3. Male uiscuit-soak over night in sour milk, nash fine withi the hand, mnix in youri >iscuit for breakfast, a(dding salt, lard tnd soda. They are better Lhan with tuit the stale bread.*4. MaLke pancakes >r gemur-soak over niaht in ~milk. tdd well-beaten eggs, cornl meal and 3rahami flour to make a batter, and oda and salt, or bake on ai griddle or in gem an. 5S. Crumb fine and put in nue next omelet you miake. 0. T1oast our b'read; set ia pan of milk on the love but do not remove the cream from t; add butter and salt, dip the bread n t,his and send to the table for supper ir breakfast. 7. Crumb fine andl puit n your tomatoes when you iare stew ng them. 8. Found fIne, seaLson and 'oli oysters or fish in them, and "fry a ice lardh. P'Lranr FOR IVAINUTI Woon.-Mix viz h twvo plaits of go adh alchohlei hellac varnlsh one part of boiled lini cod oil, shake wvell, and apply with a )ad formed of woolen cloth. Rub the urniture briskly with a little of t.he nlxtumre unitil tihe piolish atppears. Tihiis 8 probably as goodl as the niore Comn >lleated polishes. ho 5ti Livoa. Some years ago Dr. R. V. Pierce, of he World's D)ispensary anld Invaids' [otel, of Buffalo, N. Y., and London, vas sent for to examine a terrilie dis ase 01 the knee-joint, resulting in diecration and extensive slough Iiig of he bone andl tissLues. Th'ie man's life indh been despaired of by the previous uttendants. Ainputation at tine thigh was promptly decided uplonl and skill.. 'Lully performed by D)r. Pierce, anid as riter treaitmeiit to purify the biood and pirevent a recurrence of the malady the looter's Golden Medical Discovery was frey p)rescribed. The man's system waIs t.horoughuly pLurilledI and( strength ned, lie rapidly gainedl hIs health,' the stump healing nicely, and lie Is to-clay I happy mail. Th-le ease was among Lhe first In which this wonderful bloodi purifier was tested. It has since mani.. fested its wonderful power over tihe worst scrofuious and other blood dis ases. Take3 for a tIme it so puriies and strengthens the system as to strong ly fortify it against the encroach menits )f diseases. Sold by druggists. MIDDL.Vv.JLE, Michi., Feb. 15th, 1870. [lonu. IR. V. Pzinos: Deaur Sir--I would say that I have sold yotur medIcine for seven years. i'he Golden1 Medical D)iscovery Is the best cough remedy [ have ever used mnd in eveiy case where I have recoin ienided i, it has cured. I have tused it in my family for miy ehiildren. It tmres their colds and coughs in a (lay r two. My wife lias used it several buaes when down sick. It invariably gives immediate relief. Its sale in 3reases daily. J. * I. Ixren, Druggist. A 4dout inVegssnemt. Investors obould read the advertisement of the old-establisebd banking house of Jstes M. Drake & 0o., New York City, who sll a good seven per cent. R. IL Bond for 95 and accrued Interest, with bonus in 'apital *took of the company. alNKtATUlIPS HMED7.% IETIN .HEGRET BLOOD PUnt WILL CURB Sorofula, Scrofulous Humor. Cancer, Cancerots Ilunir ,rysipela^, Canker. Salt Rieutn, Pimples or Idunor in the F,ace, Coughs ani Cold4 Ulcers, Broncjitis:-Neu ralgia. idylspUp.Uia. 1theumnati1in, Paln-i its. the Side, Constipa tion, Coaliv.nesi. Piles, Dizziness, Ilead totio, Nervousness, Pains in the nack. Faintnesi at the Stomach Kidney Complaints, Fenale Weakness and Ueneri4l Debility. This prep'iratton is sclentifltily and chemi cally combined, and so so rongly co.soentrat.ed fr-im root,A, herbs and b trks. that its good ef. feets are realized inedl.it,ely after commeno Ing to take it.. There Is no disease of the hu man hystea for which the Vegetlne cannot be used with perfect ua(uty,.as It do.t- hot contlin any uetaili compound. For tradieating the' systene of all impurities of the blo it it, has no equal. It has nover failed to effect a 0 ire, giv. Ing tone and stre gl I to the system dobilit.t,ed by disease. It-; wonderful tffect upors the corn. laints named are uurprising to all. Alany have been cured by the Vegotine thtt have tried many other remedies. It can well be called The Great Blood Purifier. Remarkable Once of Sorofulous raog. WESTMINSTE14, CONN., Juno t9. 18T9. MR. H, R. STEvs: Dear Sir-I can testify to the grood offeot of your medicine. My little boy had a bcrofula sore bro k out on his head as large as a quarter of adollar, and it went down his face from one ear to the other. under his neck, and wa'4 one solid mass qt sores. Two bottles of your valua ble VegetIn6%completely cured him. Very resp,eottully. \ MR,S. .ift. TikT0fIIH... V Vegetine. PREPARED BY V H. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass. . Vegetine Is Sold by all Druggists. INVESTMENT BONDS. Firilt orgaeGd Bonds 7 ]Per Cent OF THE FT. MADISON & NORTHWE ifRN RAILWAY 030 DATI 'D APR1bII, 11&, ait DUWK IN l95 lo,de of S300 oad $1000 each. PrInclipal and Intereat 1aynable in Gold In New Work UNION TRUSr (:o . Now Vork,TRUSrEs. f Lng- h or It ad, lo in les; whole issue of Bonds, $700.004) bomi bI, 7,000 petr inile. IV Lo att of ro-l-from Ulty ofort Mad;son, Iowa, I on btlo.IosIl ittiver, to Oitr or O-A) dooea. Iowa. Intirest paya,i q A PrIl lot anl 0 -tober Wa:. U For alose at 95 aul- neerned interest.L w Wit6 elila 0500 and b1ono &aoseIs there w1it be given at a o,istan o10.1 and $200 reoet. . livey in AsA Pid cfl14api6 btOCA o the Atc vt&Zs f-r Idun a, nr for further information, Olirculars, &c . giculd bit mado tomai, JAM1 E M. ItAKE & ('0., Bankers, Drexel Building, 29 Wall St., N. Y. The Purest and Best Medicine ever Made. AeO bination 4f Hops, Buchu, Man drak e and Dandelion, with all tue best and e most e ura tive properties of all other Bitters, makes the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver Regul ator,andLitoand Health Restoring Ageont on earth. No disease o an possibly long exist where nop n Bitters are us ed,sovaried and perfect are their .. oratio They gie ew lI fe aMdvigr ttheagtantinar. To all whose e ployments eause irregulnari' tyqfthobowolsor uinaryM organst, or who re quireoan Appetizer Tonic and mild stimulant, liopfBitters are inval nablo, without intox Icating. No anatter whatyour fe elings or symptoms se are what the disease or all ent is uso llop Bit. t tors. Don't waitantilyoua ro sick but if you a only foel bad or mIserable, use0 themt at once. Itnmay savo your life.It has a avye d hunidredis. *500 wllbo paid for aca se they will not cure or help. Do not suiffer Or let your frienids - suffer,but use and uarge them t uso p B lRemember, flop Bitters is no Vile, druggedt ( druntken nostrum. but the Purest a nx d Best tQ Medicineeovernmade ;the "iNVA.iDs FBiIID by and lIOPE'* and nto person or familly .5 should bo without them. rorrunnle ,uso ofopium tobaco andN forircular. po bIt r Ntg co.,@ Rochester.N.Y and Tnrnto. 0"t. QGITETTE, $ CELEBRATED a i il1 BITTRS Defensive 'Medieation Is precauition whiichi should never be neglected p. when danger Is present, and thererort a coutree .f tile Bitters at tihis season Is particularly de- of sirable, especially bor the feeble and sickly. As tor a remedy for biltousnesn, dyspopsia .ervolls- bt ness. and bowel complaint,. there is not,hing '" cornparable to this wholesome restorative. Fot' T sale y all Di ugglsts and Dealers generally. it BO' O11 COPYING AQICNTs WANTI)D for the w' New (Oranito antd Velvet Types. Metroost iira aneCoping Ofee, 16 West 3 tret, N Y. 1A YEAR and expenses to agents Outfit Free. Addres S 11P. O. VIOKEIRY. Augusta, Me. haig uhn Imnusesein allpw of th ouW humnors. Eidney diseasesof thirty yeasstnlghav b loes logwsAlhofli Bitters, which 45pr .. send pospaid.) -ehat ilb tptrl.ene, tand has become jutstly ceilebrated( for 3ts In WEAKNESSES PEcuL. Pavorit t'orscrlptin Is a pwert flsl iorative Ton iiwehre,tti fit to le elhftt vi,' lie lloriti p'ti'oiin has workedi cutres 5(s ithiy miagt' aittul'A hea; oeessive flowing;t pauinfn,i menttunaion; unt Inul,a,in'i*ni'crilo,o ",,int*alhni nurVei and barwenne,s, or ster it,y, whn oit ent'nised, ibt stri (iee intt viitis' (tivc ok, set ftr (11 cat aa orat' Favorite l'resc'ripion Is soldl unduter a peative anar DO0 L1R P.WISP."- Mrs .F was a dire'tafu sutie'rer frtn15 i2 uteran ot Now'a .orni,el/ iscoragd, n5s weak I couldi with di Mtourca 'Int'rii ire'scrlption' anti using the local Ir have' ihad te tiunible sincn .n rotet a letr1 ytn my e i tv r hare r' atcvet MV ~ NVALID toD a (Ohli iela e 1 dvotd t ti cosh tation ofti WORLtPS. DUPNA TEN to twenty years of sucoess for a remedy that has In that time never been found wanting in all that is claimed for it, certainly ought to give confidence to those that have not tried Simmons' Liver Regulator. The trial of it is atteuded with no inconvenience, no danger, no doubt; if it will not cure you it can possibly do you no harm, and In no case of Bilious Headache, Constipation, Liver Disease, or its at tendant evils has it ever been known to fail. "I certify that my wife and self were in bad health for some fifteen years. I chanced to be looking over one of -your almanacs and saw A. H. Stephens' and Bishop Pierce's names to testimonials. I then obtained some of the regulator, and can heartily recom mend Simmons'lver Regulator to my friends as an excellent medicine. "Z. E. HARisON, M. D., "Gordonsville, Va.," What no! Within There I Actors have hard times as well as other folks, and the experience of the talented Mr. Masher proves it. It seems that he was playing in a piece in Detroit, which required him, at a very thrilling point, to pull a handkerchief from the hip pocket of another actor and present it to the heroine with some very glowing words. The other actor, Mr. Snigg, was somewhat addicted to the use of liquor, and while lie dressed for the performance he got too full and went to sleep. Then some of the other actors removed the handkerehief from his pocket, and cutting, a hole In the pooket, drew a corner of Mr. Snigg's shirt into It. It was a peculiarity of Mr. Masher that when he acted lie got so dead In earnest that nothing could stop him, andi when it camne to the handkerchlef scene, and he rushed up to the only half awake Snigg, he grab bed for the handkerchief and found It didn'tcome, but lie failed to notice the situation, The piece couldn't go on till Ie produced the handkerchief, so lie gave another desperate tug. The only result was that a wild look came in S igg's eye and he tried to whisper to Masher that there was something wrong. But Masherdidn't understand. The people were waiting for him; it was an awkward pause. Masher was a man of great srenght and he gave a last desperate tug at what he believed wats the handkerehiof. It came, but with a sound of tearing, and Snigg was yanked quite oir his feet, and his eyes nearly burst from their Rockets from the pressure on ii throit, before the neck bant br ,ke. M isher got most of the garment except the sleeves, and the sudden disappearance of Snigg's shirt boson cro-ated much excitement in the audience. Even then, Masher didn't notice what lie had done, and rushings forward tendered the garment to the horo:ne. But she screatued and fainted and the audience began to yell, and Snigg, having recovered his breath, became terribly mad and made a rush at Masher with a property sword and chasedl him about, and the stage mana ger, who was nearly wild, Jumped in and decliared that Masher had disgraced his house, and then the curtain went downl, and a little while after the mnan -- ger came ini front of it wit,h a black eye and (dismissed the audience. Sn igg and Masher now both want situations and each other's gore. - In It Possible That a remedy made ot'such c mmon, simple plants as 11lops, Buchmu, Man dIrake, Daudelion, &c., makes so many andi such marvelous andi wonderful cures as [lop Bitters do? it must be, for when 01(1 and you ng,rliih and Door,Pas tor and Doctor, hawvyer and Editor, all testify to having been cured by them, we must believe and dloubt no longer. See oth)er coluimn.-Post, Patti's IHome in south Wales. Patti has fixed her couintry hDme in ire~conshuiae, South Wales, where she some time since bought a property called Craigy-y nos Castle, and it is a curious coineideneo that Craigy is said to lie mean, in the patois of night ingale. Tihe castle, an Elizabethan structure, is finely placed on the slope of a hill, and on its imp)rovem)ent and that of its grounds thme great prima d mi athas alrcadymix pendedi many thou sand poumnds, in this State, she could nmot have purchased thle p)rouerty with out naturalization, or a special act of the Legislature, biut Englan)d is more liberal, anid though she has but little land, it is free to all whlo please to pur chaise It. The castle is twvo hours' drive from the Swvansea Station, but a vic toria with four beautiful pet ponies, soon carries visitors over the gro'ind, and there Is talk of a railroad which #111lgIve a station necar the castle. A visitor dlescribes its mistress as singing all over the house and garden. The house is cranumed with beautiful things -oft~ rinf s to its mistress. Such cre the splendlid plate andi exquIite china and glass used( ini the table servIce. At this ietr'eat the .1liva sumptuously entertains her friends, and lately surprised them with a splendid dlisplay of firewvorks by a London pyrotechnist, lighting up vividlly the woods and rocks of her love ly domamn. When the display ended,and the moon emerged fromt the clouds, there was a call for a song, and step p)ing out on a toerrace windlow, whither a piano wvas wheeled, she sang, amid a siiemnce broken only by the low purlinug of a brook over the pebbles, "Home, Swve.et Home." An Old Dloctor',s Advice. It was this: "Trust in G0(d and keep your bowels open." For ti purpose take Kidnecy-Wort-for no other remedy so eflectually overcomes thia condi tion. andI that without the distress and griping which other medicines cause. -~Eclipse. Perfeot sucocess. C. HT. Bileken, M. D., of Minneapolis, Mint,., says: *-1I saw Jlunt's Remedy used in a cee of Drops.y with perfect Iluccess. I did not treat the patleat, but four attending py amelans had given up the case as hopeless. Hunts Remedy was then usmed with perfect succt-as. and the patient is well. I shall givye Hunt's, Remedy in Dropaical and Kidney Die eaves. T'rial sze, 715 eents. , Da., FLACK, for tharty years one of the most succesut educatord in the country, offers greally reduor d rates for board and tuition in our advertist columns. ils school is lo cated on the Hudson ilver and in tbo most healthy and beauifful location. Dotter isrite ad offer what you can afford to pay, and get IA PERMANENT.Y CURIP KIDNEY DISEASES LIVER COMPLAIN' Constipation and Pit 0 rmo Eaee d ae IT HAS WONDERFUL POWER. t 1e "ZD sET at thsae ti"m . Because it cleanses the e1em of thenpoisonous humore that deveio, in K adne d Uri = 8n Wo es,no1n heurnatia KIDNZT.WGRT lae&rey vqCA&1k1*eass. eand oraous dsoear ape. a One package will make six qts of medicine. WEs:. zI :rW M OrDay it at the Drugiste. Pries, 01.00. WLLS, XIDA8D0N & GO., ?reprtm, I2 (Wil send post paid.) arDuagten, Ve. L NEW SCHOOL SONG BOOK JUldIT OUT. SONG BELLS, A Now. Complete and mo.trttiti.raotive Collection of 80ehoo. songs, .y '0,. 0. EA)ERSON. BEND GO CENTS IdR SPECIMEN COPY. ooks for Sohool%' Singing Sohools, Choirs and Gospel'emperance Meetingi. Feleorne C ilels ($1.00). New and extra 0d Uook t Ilgh Schools. O% IWII, (50ots.) For Common Schools. Vhife Robes. (80 oets.) For Sunday Schools. eengst, ($1 00). For Choirs and Singing Sehools. Oice of WorGalp. ($1 O). Far ChoIrs and blaiging Schools. (thoh n's Method for Singing Classes, (0 cts.) for Sluxiig .%chools. eMpesaence Jewels, (83 ots) Gospel Tem. purauce work. emperance LUitAh. (12 cts.) 43ospel Tempe. rance Work. Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. E. D1T8ON & 410. 1228 Chestnut St.. Phil&. ANTE D--A S vcoid-lireod P wer Pritting m eI"$.. BLd. 42x4d. Address 4. F. ol ogg, 11i61111141. N. J. CLAVERACK COLLEGE N 1)11 UDSON RIVER INSTITUTE, at ClaRver .ck. Y., thr--e iklles from llu Is sauit ei ght from Cats. III 0o0f the ust atl cesrtul and largesi boad 98.1ho-alss In the dointiry. Flis bo)*s thoroulthly ir coieg0. Full College Couran for Womt-n. Arc. angages and MAsic, epecialties. 14 Instructors; Je pa, tfsIts 102d1 year opnni September 6. Pu. Ili e y are anti upward recoei. Termn greatly iduo-d. Persinal care ie primtry. Addiegie, fir 0t09to amd toIn In -d if rent dpartimunts tthat 111 Ot c lite wvants of overy 4i?e, 1iY. AFLONZu FLACK. Ph. D., Praqdent. ELGIN WATCHES All etyes. Gold, Silver And N1 ,1gg bsOx'syniled. Write for Catal to TA NDARD A1111191AN WATCn D., Pittebargh, Pa. %PECTA CL ES, ~~ BMicrcopes, Thermomneters, Eye Glasses Op. a Glasses, Barom ters, at Grfali Reduced Prsces. R. & J. BEOK, annutcturin OPticians, Pbiadelphis. Sn :,n fe, lor il "trated Catalogue of 144 ge,and atItitle jDaver.Vaso*0 iAKE HENS LAY. LA Englis' Yeternary Surgeon and Chetaist now avelingin i bis country, sa) a that most of the Uor 0d Catte Powders here are worihles, trash. M stiiatrchridan's Uondltion Powders are obse rei pre anti immensel valuale. M6thin en rth wil mnake hents lay l? ke 8heridan's Cn o iwders flois,. one teaspoon to on pint of feed. >Id everywhere,.or sent by tint loar eight letter' aamps. 1. 8. JOlIII80N A 00., Banger, Me. AGENTU WANTED to sell time Egyg OF EN. JAS. A. GARFIELD, hisi onmrade in. arms and personal friend, Gens S. ERuIStIN. an nut herof wideocelebrity. Thuas trated. h'siivi th,e bet auOci'.a pa,bt ..ne. other niilciak aend flOe. at ommco t2routflt. o give t hi best tes'nas. A,:t qu'ck and ye oan isn anoney. liU15lAiD 11108., Publshers, B OUhestu ti, Piladelphia, Pa. SA PON IFI E th Ol i Reliable Coneentrated Leye for I iL waking hnrd, So amidaee ny nazw Is toil weight minit strength.* A&K FOR MAFO AND) TAKE NO OTHE 'REN'A NLT UANI7F' PHIIA'A. IMPORTANT TO ,.NTt4. Tile. LIFE. GEN, JASESki ARFIELD, 'l.ia personial ftend. ?inajor BUNikY, E,ilfor N. Y. ati, is thte only dition to which Gen,. Gar kei sa vot n persottal stielnone or facts. Bleat 11i tustratea,prin,t- d amni h ound. Full leuigth steel rtraitbyallh, from a picture takeii exs.resly for La work. Active Agente Wanted. Liberal ma. Nend GI.0u at otnce for compleute out fit. A ,S. BA RNE AC & 0, anid 113 Wilhi tnm Sire, t. New York. P'EED'4 CENTENNIAL TUIIBINit W.tTERI WIE-hiebe.tan oha ti tewri nO(r Cloti.JMy a polbrtrlle (lse un otanty N a naaY L lto,L.a er 9er at pr 01 sa ue. fre. sonr. ramplstuflambur LaPilLak. r i requiested. W. el i holesale tem vahe shdow. Anew comblnath .n ye #1 2 -ni 6 pac1fe4vefr iitions wich eon ted in everr famiy. M ..e roedi tio sat ac.ory- li- tflT N & liUrTTON 55 Tremnont Nt., nloston, Nasa. ihose anetwering an ailvertisemnent wit mifer a favor tupon te advertiner Mntd the *llhher by,stating that they saw theoadver. eanent in thIs journal (natning the paper.) ea ud,Als Pil.eES.iato, i eumu re voumes ofteem tsf, wod urb eatl,e 'anm than ropdatepIlls, buse nabtre iasr 1o womeon han alformlid a lnrge exprmenen at ng remiwdiii for their enre. ilmi thmtousandls (ii or1ie Pserm-ption Is thte remult n rthis extin sltd any anlti rieitiurktable enares of nl lthose chrouiel is JAR TO FEMtALES. Ia to 1l1U) tirn arstem. It is a nerv-ine oftn Eln, it strentgthiens thu (lfee1 led nervouls astemt Eliseneis anrc nmttong those I whieh tihe Fucrrite hi a ceriinhtty m.e-r befiore alitis-il, viz: Leaco. nimiet *upp-esslons wrenk bnek; prolaps. or i i-down scmtatiose; ohirosee eoitgetiom, nilata re Ion, nerv.ous nNma sick hteaselhe; -ei11 iii 0 0ol it-rk or ihe wombi. Whetiai lihe hilter - Ied ie pd inent to the bearig of offailng stee. For condiitions, see wrapper around bottle. lIe, Lincolni Co., Maine, at-: " Fly vaers agot I( exhnnttstEd ilhi skill of I lrin piiyysle Iunts, I w as cloty ciross thii,rooim atlone.' bt*eranit ng ltaient recommtuil in tiur * Cotmmiolng,e .lIn treo months i wa e~rfectly emu-a,am Iynaper, brltly mientlonil tow miy Ichhoai tO tt -,~wrln t f~t adnl.n ma nli omenced to. In To ii,Iht-'cr se p. avorlte PrsriptIon a b gkstdow a'ed on pe~e t nnd s h