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LM IX-0 UrBUO.
Is there an% thing on earth,
Where the strongest are not strong,
EIt so feeble in its bh th,
Or so stire of death, as Song?
Prailer blossom never grow,
Pelted by the summer rain
Lighter in-eot never flew
% Searoely come ore gone again. I
Ohildren, who chaste butterfiles,
May Puroue It, to and fro ;
LItle ma.de who sbch,.'Heigh-lfo I"
May deplore it, when it dies ;
Loftier deeJs to men belong
Larger hfe than Song
There Is nothing on the earth,
* Where so many thinga are strong,
H1alk so mighty in its birch,
And so sure of life, as Song.
Never pine on mounthin height
So the thunder-bolt defles ;
Never eagle in its flight
Soars w4ti such undauiited o3es!
Conquerors pull empires down,
Think they will not be forgot;
But it Song purdue them not,
Time dpatroys their dark renown
Nothing is remembered long
But the Life et Song I
Presence of Mind.
I have always been celebrated for my
presence of mind in emergencies.
Grandfather used to say that he never
had a girl who was not afraid of a mouse
or a spider, and how mother's daughter
ever came to be sd'brave he couldn't guess.
That was before I married, and, of course,
I have not become timid with advancing
years.
I am Mrs. Jasper Jackman; my hus
band is, of courfe Mr. Jackman, and our
place is known as Jackman's Nook. Nook,
iLdeed I If there was a corner to the world,
I should fancy it was put away in that, for
it Is the most out-of-the-way lhabitation
thatever existed. It is indeed. You can't
see it until you are within fifty feet of it
for the trees and the nasty rocks.
"So romantict" people say. I call it
miserably lonesome.
Now you know I'm not the least bit
nervous, but, having lived with fathe and
mother and the rot all my life, I did not
enjoy being shut up all alone like a-a-a
-well, a hyena in a menagerie, while Mr.
Juck:an attendcd to business in town; and
I often thought if housebreakers were to
make an attack upon the house, what should
I do, a poor little woman, with no one to
call upon ? for I count Bridget as a great
cipher In every occasion of life that does
not involve soap-suds.
I told Jasper that, absolutely, If I had
known what a place Jackian Nook was, I
was not sure but that I should have thought
twice before refusing; old Dr. Muligtawny,
whose palatial rtsidence Is in Fi.th Avenue,
New York Oity, as of course every body
knows.
However, after you have once said "yes"
to the gentleman wh% pops the question to
you, you may say "no" ever after to all
other questions for all he cares, for he'll
have his own way always.
Mother-in-law Jackman having made
Jasper promise that I must live always at
the Nook was considered unanswerable;
and, after all what could we do? No ohe
would here or buy the place, and we had it
on our hands, Of course, we lived there.
I always knew that doing so would be the
cause of my showing the presence o' mind
for which I am celebrated in my own
faily-if nowhere else. And so it came
to pass.
One stormy night in November, in the
yeai 1863-it was the. 4th, I think, for
baby was just one year old on the 1st, and
there was some of the cake I had made for
his "bressed little birity dirfday" still left
in the pantry; and a cake of that size cer
tainly never would last longer than that In
our house. It was the' most unpleasant day
I ever remember to have lived through.
The ground wvas soaked. The bare branch
es looked like so many skeltons, and the
sky was the color Bridget's tin pans were
when1IfIrst got down stairs this. time last
year.
In the city it would have been some fun
to sit by the window and watch the folks
.go past,loQ&Ad( like so many drowned rate,
but a&a profwk (I should think it was a
. .,1nee asnthing to be seen-abso
. I ad nt a ookwhich I had not read,
- and the note paper was out, for Jesper hadi
forgotten to bring me some from the city,
iad I had tinished all my sewing.
I spent my time as best, I couldl; but,
how I (lid wish that the regiment which
was encamped about half a mile away, was
ntear enough fur me to watch them drill
if they (lid drill in such weather. i'd
thought them too near before on account of
firidget, whom I had caught a score of
times talking to men in blue jackets at the
gate, and wished thtemi off to the seat of
war, or anywhere else,over and over again;
b'ut that afternoon, what a relief they
would1( have beent 1
I was the more lonely that Jasper had
said that morning, "My dlear, if it rains as
* it does now to-night, 1 shan't come home,
butt will stop at your father's." And how
- could I blame hiti in such weather ? let
* it was dreadfully lonesome. If you are
sociable with your servants they always
presume upon it, asnd I1ao so love to talk.
Of course I watched thte clouds with In
terest; if it should prove lair at lasI,Jasper,
, wouldi come home, atid If It. rained he
wouldn't.
Every now and then, there would be a
P?retense of clearing off,and I began to hope
for a pleasant sunset; but it was always a
false pretenise, and at teatime it p)oured as
though there were going to be a second
flood.
Biddy asked me, as It was so near the
lludson whether It wasn't likely to be a
risln', andi whether in that case "we
wouldn't be drowned?" And Iad. "Yes."
Ik was too bad, I know, butt it was really
some amiusement on such a (lay to frlghtgn
the stupid girl.
I had my tea alone, and I do hate to
have tea alone if any woman in the world
hates it--and then 1 put baby to sleep in
her cradle in the sitting-room, and took my
knitting, and was as comfortable as 1 could
be0 under the clrcumstalnc(s, when I be
thought me of the mernting's paper. I called
Biddy to brfug it to me, and ashe camq,to
tao at Ohce.
"it's well-thought of miseus." she said,
as she laid It in my lap. "U's yerseli wili
be intherested widh the raldin.' Th'ier'A
account. of the house-braain' in it,."
* "Q What ?" I eJaeulated: and thangh
I assure you Pm not the least nervous, my th
heart was in my mouth fora, niomnbt. M
"Of the house-breakiln', - and how the
thaves in the wurreld got into Misther sa
Dinsmore's houe, that's sittiated the same th
as thin, neithboring nobody, and tuck al' it;
they could lay their hands on,to say nothin br
of half -murderla' the ould gentlemen. The to
saints be abive us this night--" to
.There it was, sure enough, headed. "A
bold and outrageous attack upon the real- w
deuce of Dr. Dinsmore 1" I read it through, in
and then I said to myself: ht
"Jerusha Jackman remember your pre- be
sence of mind. Don t let it fall you in be
cases of emergency. Should a housebreak. tir
er take advantage of your solitudd, let him -of
find you prepared." It was as tholigh w4
some invisible what's-his-name had ad- lei
dressed me from the chimney. I answered, .fo
"I will" and you can't imagine how bold 1 da
grew at once. I rehearsed all that I should I
do in case Biddy caine to me in the frl
night saying, "Missus, there's some one In fn
the cellar'"-all I should do if I found any wi
body in the wardrobe when I retired, and I en
had the satisfaction of feeling that I was no
prepared. I might wake up to find the an
spoons gone-I might be murdered in my mi
bed; but it would not be unawares, and pr
they would Lnscribe upon my tombstone
these words: "She showed her presenge of
mind to the last." I felt quite self-possess
ed and happy, though I was certau-yes,
morally certain-that something remark- in,
'ble would happen bef&e morning; that I th
should be, as it were, weighed in the bal- th
ance and not found wanting before the sun n
arose. I did not feel like retiring early, ap
and salby the fire until the clock struck an
eleven. Tnen, just as the last stroke died o
away, Biddy came down from her bedroom 00
like a red flannel ghost; with eyes and an
mouth wide open, and something of im- of
portance evidently on her mind. I put baby M,
down in her cradle and arose, drawing my- on
self up to my full height, and:'fpeling that p14
[ was the only one to be depe~6ied on in Ia
this awful e.nergency. th
"Bridget," said 1, "how many are they? In
Is it one or more?" cei
"Mum?" said Bridget." frc
"The thieves I mean," said I. fal
"Oh, it isn't thaves, mum," said Biddy. at
"IT's only that thafe of a wind that's took ov
the roof clane off the chicken-house, and sh
ther's the wee bits tv chicks a stharvin 'to stc
death wid cowd." on
"And in this dreadful rain, too," said firi
I. Bc
"It's clared off fine," said Biddy, "and ei
the moon's up." off
So it actually was, and I began to feel las
very brave.. an
"We must go out and put them in the bel
wood-house," said I. And so saying, I ha
tucked baby up in his blankets, and wrap- thq
ping a shawl over my head, went out int3 '17l
the night ir. It had grown very cold, but trc
it was clear, as Biddy had said, and we wC
paddled round in the mud catching the 80
poor little chickens. We had them all at 'of
last, except one, and we heard its little "Y
voice 8wec, wee, ewee--soinewhere, and so
of course could not be so heartless as to for- "a
sake it. And at last there it was, tangled 1i
up in some dead vines, and as cold as a wO
lump of Ice. By the-time we gave it to alt
its mother, - who was very glad to see in
it, the clock struck twelve. Baby had been the
alone three-quarters of an hour. the
"Muzzer's darlingi sound asleep yet ?" till
I said, as I went to the cradle. Merciful 7)
powei s I shall I ever forget that moment?. thq
Baby was not therel 01
In a nioment the truth flashed on my wl
mind. Housebreakers had entered the
dwelling in our absence, and stolen my 1e,
treasure. Perhaps they were in the house 18
yet, or some of them. I felt the strength s
of a tigress and, leaving Biddy howling res
in the dinning-room, rushed UD stairs. w
Sure enough, there was a light in my be
bed-room, and I peeped in. The moment
I did so, I felt I was powerless. The rob- n
her whoe had stolen my baby was there,and Ne
the terribly muddy boots of another Were l
sticking from under the bed; and, oh, her- Ju
rors I another had got into it, and had hid- -
den, as he Imagined, under the quilts. -slo
On my presene: oi nmiad depended the |dcr
recover3' of my chbld anid my life. In .a 101
moment thee Ian flaishi.d upon mc. There
wase but one (10Cr to the room, and the win
dows were high and barred, for I had con
templated time time when baby should be
large enough to climb> up and lean out. olc
Noiselessly and suddenly I drew that door lef
to and locked It on the outside; then, with at,
the k.:y in my hand, and treimbling like an ce'
aspen leaf, I stole down stairs and cried to an
Bridget. - . e
"I've locked them in; they shall give my T
baby hack; come with me I" and away I mc
went across the garden and down the road mc
to the first house. tre
This was "Mulligan's Tavern," a very pri
low place, indeed, shunned by all respect- tha
able folke; but I knewv there were always
men there who were afraid of nobody. Thme tai
gi'eatest brutes would not ref use aid to a co
woman at such a time. . ii
As we came near I saw a light in one ofl'
the windows, and I heard voices and loud tm
laughter. It was no time for geremony, -wB
so I burst the cheer open and ran 16i. There c
were four mn playing cards, amid old Mrs. oh
Mulligan behind the bar. .o
"Oh I please excuse me," I cried; "but die
do come right aways There are house- 1
breakers In my house, and they've stolen int
my baby."lo
"Stholo the b)aby?" cried old Mrs. Mul
ligan. .
"Ohs, do come," I Implored.
"Ge, Pat," said the old woman; "never an
mind the game. It's Missus Jackman; in!
more betoken she's the next- neighbors to the
us. Take ycr pistols an' away, wid ye, a
boys. And Misaus, just take a drop o'scree- ni
chin' hot whiskey to kape the life in ye." ny
Of course I refused the latter offer, but In
in a moment the men were on their feet, th
and I felt lIke blessing: them-those half. bo
savage creatures who had become my jiro- to
tectors. of
I don't know how we got to the house or Iln
upstairs. I remember an awful tumult, a ma
smell of gunpowder, oaths and shouts. tie
Then there was a silence-then a loud tie
laugh. - - cal
"It's therue, boys?!" said old Mulligan's wi
voice. "I know Misthor Jackmnan, an' wI
it's himself. It's a great mistake-that's ja
all. N
"A siugular mistake to enter a man's ".
house, and-endeavor to shoot him In his m,
own bedl" said a voice I knew to be hny wI
husband's; and at that I.rushed into the ro
room.
He was there, and go was the- baby, for i~
he held her in his arms; and therb, also,
was Mulligan and his friends and tliefr pie- e~
tohs;'and half the furniture was birokeon the in~
stove upset. But as for the hoeuso tru w
9-1 began to se the truth. A
ulligan was backlog out.
"I'll lavp Mrs. Jackman toxplain,"
id, "Au' I':a proud I didn't kill i
ough it's out of friendship I'd have dZ
for if fer own wife top ye for a hou
eaker, how would I know better? 'I
p ;.the night till ye,an' I'll lave the la
explain."
Ali I I did really wish that the grou
uld open and swallow me. You a
V husband had -come home while we w4
inting up the chickens, and finding I
by wide awake, had taken her u
d and gone to sleep. And the ro%
der the bed was his mu4dy boots. wi
course. no feet In tfiem; and well th4
)re none, for they were riddled with bi
holes. Mr. Mulligan had fired at the
rtunately. When I thought of the aw
nger Jasper and the baby had been
went into strong hysterlcs at once, a
ghtened Jasper so that he was glad
rgive me when I came to myself.
is a terrible mistake, and might ha
ded seriously, of course; but I will a
w and always, that it was Jasper's fau
d that if he had been a housebreaker i
ght; all have been thankful for my gre
asence of mind.
Prominent Events Since 1840.
It is not too much to say that no grc
rention which had not Its beginning
a decade of 1840-1860 has appeared
3 past thirty years. In that period c
rred the most signal development of t!
plication of chemistry to manufactiu
d agriculture; an enormous expansi
commerce by means of railroads ai
3an steamships; the discovery of ethe
d the perfection and diffusion of so
the most preious contributions ev
ide to the welfare of mankind. -In 18
ly 984 miles of railroad had been co
3ted in the United States; in 1840 thi
d been nearly trebled (2,818;) in *18,
3y had been nearly quadrupled (8,70E
1885.Boston was connected with Wo
;ter,. and Baltimore with Washingtoi
im Philadelphia the traveler could go i
-ther West by rail than the Susquehani
Coluthbia. In 1889, Ericsson broug!
Br the' propeller to these hospitab
)res. in' 1840 the Cunard Line of ocei
amers was establighed, but fMr a tin
ly "siide-wheelers" were tolerated. T1
at regular ship, the Britannia, reacht
ston after a trip of fourteen days at
,ht hours. Morse's telegraph, after val
era on both sides of the Atlantic, was i
t subsidized by our own Governmea
I in 1845 communication was openc
'ween Baltimore and Washington. "Wh
Lh God wrought I" signalled Morse i
) capital to Alfred Vail at Baltimor
e news diaVatches to the press "by ele
-telegraph' or "by magnetic telegrap1
re meagre, while public patronage wi
timid that the wits of the day made fu
a delighted father in Baltimore, wE
rired" the news of the birth of a gramn
k to a postoffice official at the capitol
a if the mail was too slow" at twent
les an hour. In April, 1840, Goodyet
a in- the debtors' prison (a lodgim
riost as familiar to him as his own hon<
Boston ; he had the year before foun
i clue to the vulcanizing of rubber, bi
i process was not reduced to a certaint
1844. At a'bout the same time (1841
the McCormick reaper was confirmir
aindependence of the New World to ti
I-as a granary. (As lat6 as 1830 8
Leat had been imported. into the Unite
tes from Portugal and the Battic.) TI
ving machine devised by Elias Howe I
18 was patented in 1840, but the in
rtance of this invention was not full
lized for more than a dozen years afte
rd. The daguerreotype dates from 1831
I In 1840 the enterprising Mr. Pluni
ran taking likenesses in Boston wit
all success for'soie months. Five yea1
br his "galleries" were to be found I
w York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Was]
ton, and-even in Dubtique, Ia. Finall;
ly 24, 1847, the patent was issued fi
c's lightning press, with its "Imuprei
n cylindier" (the type revolving oni
sular bed) and a printing capacity
000 to 20,000 impressions per hour.
Tihe nairs.
l'he district known as the lHarz, is tI
Hlercynian forest of which Uwcsar h.
I. such -terrIfying accounts, strangely
variance with its modest aspect..
rera an area of seventy miles by thiirta
I divides Itself into the Upper and Lov
Hlarz. Both have beauties of their owa
o Upper Hlarz Is wilder, its ra-ck scener
re wrotesque, its water-scooped vallea
are sombre and p)recipitous; pines5 and I
es clothe its mountain sides in thick
do. The Lower Hlarz, en the othe
id, is gentler and sol ter of aspeci
ire are more fields and pastures; the dil
it plains are visible, and furnish a ls
ilined perspective; the hills are Ilowei
:mnountaiaous chairacter less pronounce<
r this a curious feature about the Hiar:
Lt although its highest mountain, til
ocken, is only 8,700 feet high, yet t11
ole region has a* remarkably Alpiri
tractor as regards vegetation and meti
logglcal phenomena. Indeed, ti lItt
trlct has a character sui generis, undo1
mund, on thie ground, and overgrount
d(ergroundl, because it is one of tile me,
creating of...nsolved geological prol
as; and for the lover of mineralogy san
student of geology here is a fine field fit
arking wvith the hammer. The niners
alth of the Hiarz is proverbial, its gnome
ci kobolds live in legendary lore; 11
nerals are desinated by Mr. Rtuskin 1
aristocrats of their genus. This quair
Iter contends that there is rank amn
aerals as among mien, and that yc
nay recognize the high caste and bre<
of these crystals, wherever you inc
m, and know at once that they are Hai
ni." Hie further adds: ' "If you wa,
see the gracefulest and happiest caprica
which dust is dapable, you must go ti3
rz, not that I over mean to go thei
eself, because I WAnt to retain the romai
foeling about the name." This romar
feeling clings round what we hai
lied Its overground characteristics; ti
tch and -wild huntsmen aaociatior
aich linger around Its name. Them ha
the home of all the weirdest legends
rth Germany,' time scene of Goethe
Valpargls 19aoht," the home of cloti
'ths a storms. The lover of legent
Il be meo almost seated here; evei
ak, every bill, every prominent spot'h:
story.
-Qoo. W. Unitus, lias put $100,0001i
ilh into a limited partnership formi
Phijadodiphi5 for the m'anufacture <n
itoh oases.
. ly and SpIder-'te Tables Turned.
he Australia' is the land ofeontrarlety in
re, regard to animal and vegetable lie--uch
ne as black swans, the duck-mole, fish which .
is. climb trees,che.ries *,th stones outslde,and
he veritable woode ' pjrs!-but one fact re.
arding spiders and fe. is equally strange,
for here there is ia fBy which catches
ad spiders. He is a Iry, energetic, hard
.looking customer longish and narrow;
W color, literally amourning, and about
he three-quarters of an.inch long; he builds a
to clay nest for hl4larvae, generally Inside
oer locks, under veranda leaves, or even In
cracks of wood-work, and sometimes In
r the folds of curtains or clothes. In one
l case, while staying at a friends house
, about twenty miles om Sidney, I left my
l waterproof coat h nging., untouched for
about four days, an on taking it down
ad there were a neat u rly built In. one of the
to folds, of about the site of one's Altte finger
t and three or four Ia in length 'On ro
ve placing the coat leaving It for another
few days, and xamining it, the nest,
was finished; i three' compartments,
with one little W grub in each and fcr I
at its food several iall green spideM, not I
then absolutely d but apparently in a
state of coma. Thes9 piders were evidently <
taken out of the Ora orchard, as there
were plenty of the e kind alive about <
the trees; but recen , while up in the 1
at mountains, I watc one of the flies car
in rying off a black h se-spider quite as big
in as Iself; and during he course of the day t
0- saw him three sep to times, and on each
10 occasion with a Ia spider. I could not <
CS find the nest; but t farmer tells me that s
yn lie has occasional) one so, and found as c
id twenty good-sized 6 ere of various kinds, f
r ; all apparently dead, t not decayed, and I
o generally five or si vaot the Ily. There
br is also a large spider hich actually catches t
small occasio 'y, and kills and de- f
n- yours them! IIe is ke a wasp in color; f
'y body, shape and size a small hazel nut; t
15 legs long and wiry; d he also looks like a u
). hard-skinned custo The web is always t
r- double, one about ha as large again as the a
k other, and made of such a strong yellowish Q
.0 fiber that, if acciden lly walking into it, s
ia you feel a sensible toppage of your way c
it for the moment. On bird-the wreck of
le which I myself saw lft in the web-waa t
in rather smaller than the English wren, and m
ie the web was strong enough to stand all its t
10 strugqles, although a little broken here ind i:
d there. As regards the size of some spiders, g
Ld we have a fiat-bodied, gray-colored one t
n here which builds no web, but lives under f
it the bark of dead trees, behind boards, etc., v
t, the body of which is about the size of a t
d shilling and not much thicker, but the legs a
It of which are quite as long as the fingers of f
It an ordinary-sized hand, and the whole C
3. spread of the brute is about a hand's I
breath. This is for the fullest sized ones; ii
but the common run of them are five or :
Ls six inches across, and the style in which o
n they pounce upon and double up the small- (
9 cockroaches is "a caution." d
&- It
Burial Place of a Viking. ,
. All over Norway there are mounds which k
g are known to be .burial places. Now and I
then one is opened, and the contents are
d always interesting, but it costs a great deal, 1
so that it is only very gradually that these M
tombs are being investigated. When a h
famous chieftain died it was the custom to d
g build a burial chamber in his ship, and to Y
bury with him his horses and his dogs, the t
I harness, told and silver ornaments, etc. 0
e Then the ship was dragged up W
some distance on the shore, surrounded a
with moss, and buried in clay piled up a
over it. In the mound we saw there were A
- found the ship, about seventy feet long 0
(larger than any hitherto found) and the r
bones of a man, three horses,and of several y
h dogs. It was undoubtedly placed there a
. in the ninth century, and after a thouand t
n years of darkness has come to lIght once c
more; but not for the first titne. There are ii
signs of its having been opened and rifled of s
rthe gold and silver ornaments which ought (
to have bcon found, and are not. But that a
a was prohably not long after it was first n
Splaced there, In spite of the years that it di
has lain buried, there are traces of paint on k4
the outside, and its ornamentation conviuces e
the antiquaries that rome Viking of great c
importance had his last resting-place lhcre. t)
io The nails with which the timbers are fast- tF
ws ened show that It belonged to what is call. la
it ed the first Iron age. It was curious to see v
It how. sonme of the parts were dovetailed into e
r, each other in just the samne way S they 1
,. would be done t9.day. The ship is sup- e
,. posed to have carried 120 men, as that b
y number of shields were found hanging t<
~s within the bulwarks, forming a defense 'to a
r the men who rowed beneath. The prow t
ur was very snarp, and must have cut the ti
ur water beautifully, urged on by so n1iany y
,; rowers, adalso by the wind in its large e
;- sail, which was of woollen material. Round
as the hero's bones were found the remains of e
r, a silk mantle, which- niay have been t<
I. brought from the farthest East. The rud- ti
u, der, a lingo, oar-shaped thmng,was fastened 11
e to the vessel's side. Most of the articles hb
*e found within the ship have been carefully
e removed and placed in the museum con- II
,- nected with the university. The slap is ib
e not yet wholly excavated, if possible to u
-remove it, it will 1)0 taken to Christiana. c
Lonag nt at NOON.
STravelers aflirm,thlat the people of no
d foreign country d:o as much of out door Ia. ~
I
ilants of 'the . United States In all the
countries about the Mediterranean sea a
long session of rest for mhan and boast oc
cums duiring the middle of the day In north
tern Europe a shorter time is given to rest
gat noon, because the temperature Is lower, '
and theo rays of the-sunlight fall-so as to
,produce a less injurious effect upon labor
era. Still the time for rest is longer in this
part of Europe tha~n in the United States
aof America. With us there is no stopping ~
work for the sake of taking rest, at rioon.
Lobanimas expended only to allow men and
amasto take food and drink. As sooi
as eating and drinking are finished work a
in the open sun is resumed. W ithout doubt t
we should lbe gainers both in the matter of Ia
ahealth and wealth, if we gave a consider. 1
able time durin the middle of the day to .
rest. More sickness occurs among the r
afarmers immediately after haying and
d harvesting than at any other season of the a
is year, and the cause of it may be attributed,.
In a groat majort of eases, to the expo- t
sure to the heat ofthe sun when it is al- a
niost directly over the head Qf the work
itien engaged in the foeks, -
d Rlosettf believes thait the temperature2
>f of t,he sun eannot be 1das thlan 20,000 a
degrees Q.
The TrampAbroad.
One of the first persons we encountered
in walkingup theutreet in Baden Baden was
he Rev. Mr.-, an old friend from
Atmerlea of -a refined and sensitive nature.
RIs Companionship is genuine refreshment.
We knlew he had been in Europe some time,
but were not expecting to run across him.
We were going up the street brimful of
alk when a vigorous young fellow, with
in open, Independent countenance, and a
)rop of early down, slapped the clergyman
)n the shoulder with his broad palm, and
ang ont cheerily: "Americans, for two and
k half, and the mone3tup i Hey ?"
The clergyman winced, but replied mild
y: "Yes. we are Americans.'
"Lord love you, you can just bet that's
what I am, every time: Put it there I"
He held out his Sahara of a palm and the
I.everend laid his diminutive hand In It,
md got so cordial a shake that-we heard his
,love burst.
"Say, didn't I put you up right ?"
"Oh, yes.")
"&h I I spotted -you for my kind the
ninute I heard your clack. You been over
tore long I"
"About four months. Have you been
'ver long?"
"Long? Well, I should say so I Going
i two years, by geominy I Bay, are you
iomesick f" -
"No, I can't say that I am. Are you "
"0, h-, yeal' [This, with inmense en
huslasm.]
The Reverend shrunk a little in his
lothes. and we were aware, rather by in
tinct than otherwise, that he was throwing
ut signals of distress, but we did not inter
ore or try to succor him, for we were quite
appy.
'1 lie young fellow hooked his arm into
he Iteverend'swith the confiding and grate
ul air of a waif who has been longing for a
riend, and a symptithetic ear, and a chance
D lisp once more the sweet aedents of the
aother tongue-and then he linbered up
he muscles of his mouth and turned him
elf loose-and with such a relish I Some i
f his- words were not Sunday school words,
D we are obliged to put blanks where they .
cour.
"Yes, indeedy I If 1ain't an American
ltere ain't no Americans, that's all. And
rhen I heard you fellows gasslug away in
[ie good old American language, I'm
I It wasn't all I could do to keep from hug
ing you I ' My tongue's all warped with t
rying to curl it around these
)rsaken,. wind-galled, nine-jointed German a
rords here;. now, I tell you it's awful good t
) lay It over a Christian word once more
nd kind of let the old taste soak In. I'm <
rom Western New York. My name is I
1holly Adams. I'm a student, you know. I
ecen hero going on two years. I'm learn
ig to be a horse doctor.------thbese
cople. They won't learn a fellow i his i
wn language; they make him learn in t
Werman; so before I could tackle the horse- a
octoring I had to tackle this miserable I
tnguage. First off, I thought it would t
Ive me the botts, but I don't mind it now. I
've got It where the hair's short. Dontchu- a
now, they made me learn Latin, too. ]
row, between you and me, I wouldn't give a
-for all the Latin that was ever jab- i
ered; and the first thing I calculate to do I
rhen I got througi,,Is to just sit down and 1
>rget it. 'Twon't take me long, and I t
on't mind the time, anyvay. And I tell
on what, the difference between school j
aching over yonder' and school teaching r
ver here-sho! We don't know anything <
bout it I Here you've got to peg ana peg t
nd peg and there ain't just any let-up c
ad what you learn here, you've got to F
now, dontchuknow--or else you'll have I
no of those -spavined, spectacled, 1
*ng-boned, knock-kneed old professors in d
our hair. I've been here, long enough, 't
ad I'm getting blessed tired of it, inind I t
ll you. The old iman wrote that he was t
rining over in June, and that he'd take me a
ome in August, whether I was done with I
iy education or not, but durn him, he <
idni't come; never said why ;just sent me t
hamper of Sunday school books, and told i
ic - to be good and hold on a while. I 1
on't ta%ko to Sunday school books, dont chiu I
now-I don't hanker after them when I t
iin get pie-but I read them, anyway, be- a
iuse whatever the old man tells me to do', a
mat's the thIng that I'm a-going to do, or r
~ar something, you know. I buckled in .r
ud read all of those books, because lie c
ranted me to; but that kind of thing don't 2
relte me. I like something hearty,. But e
'm awful homesick. i'm homesick from a
tr-socket to crupper, and from crupper to tj
o.ck-joint ; but it ain't any use. i've got v
stay here ill the old man dIrops the rag a
ad gives the word ; yes, sir, right here In h
ils country I've got to linger e
Il'the old man says corne/ and you bet
amr bottom dollar, Johnny, it ain't just ias
isy as It is for a cat to jump rope."
At the end of this profane and cordial
cpiosion lie fetched a prodigious "uehoogh4 ,,
relieve lis lhngs andi make recognition of
ie heat, and then he straightway 'divided b
ito lis narrative again for "Johnny's" t:
onefit, beginnning:
"Well,- It ain't any use talk.
ig, some of those old American words do
ave a kind of a bully swing to them; a
ian can e.xpress imsolf with 'em-a man
an get at what he waiits to say, dontchu- c
When we reached our hotel, and It
memed that he was about to lose the levr
ad, he showed so much sorrow, and
egged so hard and so earnestly, that thei
teverend's heart was not hard enough to e
old out aigainst the pleadings-so he went
way with .fhe parent-honoring student,
ke a right Christian, and took supper with r~
in in lisa lodgings and sat in tlie surf-beat
f his slang and profanity till near mid.'
Ight, and then left him-left hinm pretty
rell talked out, but grateful "clear down
his frogs," as he expressed It. Tie
toverend considered him rathier a rough
em, but a gem, nevertheless.
A Tall 3orae.
New York is wonder'ing over a hiuge i
pee1!ien of a horse which was brought to<
aat e,ty recently from Ohio. The animal m
of iraLive draft stock1 and his regl-tered <
eight is eighty.one inches, or twenty hands I
nd one inch, a foot taller than the average I
man; and his weight is 2460 pounds. This I
the largest horse of which there is record,i
Ithough a great veterinary surgeon in New'
cork once owned a horse nineteen hands I
ad one Inch In height. Two horses were I
bown at the Philadelphia centennial
xhlbltion, that were nineteen hands and i
ne Inch high, Wvhich were afterward pur i
based by a brewer In that city, and Pope t
'Ius Ninth and a Hanoverian horse fancier
ro n record a owning ahimals of equal I
eight.
Opening of the Nanta Fe Trail
It was about the begining of this centu
ry that it dawned upon our people that
there were as good markets as well as
cities'and people in and near this same
Rio Grande Valley, and under Mexican
rule. There is said to be in -the ancient
palace at Santa Fe a Spanish document
proving the existence of a trail in the last
quarter of the eighteenth century from the
Did French settlements in what is now
Illinois to some of the towns in 2ew Mosi
co. and from one of them-Abidutu-to
Clalifornia. General Kearney is said to
have dispatched a courierover the latter. But
all efforts ofthe writer have failed to prove
the authenticity, or secure proper .transla
tions, of the document In question. Mr.
GIregg, in his interesting book, The' Con
merce of the Prairtes (now out of print),
fron which much information could be i
,ollated, stated that a merchant of Kaskas
ia named Morrison, heard, about-1804,
hrough some trappers, of the stories which
he Indians had told them of this ancient
and, where Spanish pomp and civilization
went hand and hand with royally high
)rices of merchandise. He dispatched one
[a Lande, a French Canadian, on an ud
enture to Santa Fe, and Mr. La Lande
Aent thither with alacrity, but omitted the
rifling formality of coming back again.
lhe log huts of Kaskaskia knew him no
neo; he lived Iii opulence in a one-story
dobe house, wille the excellent Morri
on.
"Looked for the coming wht(ih might not bo;" 8
nd finally LaLande died.fr the odor of 8
anctity and was gathered to his fathers,
vithout having rendered any account of
ales, or made any reinittaince to his princi
W.t e
Four men, starting with their goods in d
.812, and manfully pushing their way to
lanta Fe3 returned only in 1821, haying
leenihnprisoned during nearly all the in.
ermediate time. The next year, however,
narked the opening of the Santa Fe Trail,
hat wonderful road, some eight hundred
liles in length, rising so imperceptibly for
hree quarters of this distance as to seem
.bsolutely level, and without bridge from
nd to end. There it stretched away to.
yard the sunet haff a century ago, and
here it stretches to-day, and what poet's a
Iream, what prophetic vision ot the ardent
atriot, steadfastly believing in the future t
:reatness of his country, is commensurate
vith either the romance or the reality . of
he march over and beside it. during those
,fty years, of the pioneeer, the trader, the t
oldier, the Free-State champion, the set- L
[er, and the railroad engineer?
The first traders carried their merchan
iso on pack horses. or mules, and it was in k
824 that it was decided to use wagons, a
uniber of which reached Santa Fe with t
auch less difficulty than might have been
xpected. The practicability of this method tl
icing established, the trade began steadily 0
D increase, and in a few years a large 0
mount of capital was embarked therein.
ts initial point was first Franklin, some at
eno hundred and fifty miles west of St. b
,ouls; then Independence; then Westport- li
11 these towns being on the Missouri tU
river, and thus easily reached during the
cason-of navigation. Here were found I
iotley crowds--traders, outfitters, dealers l4
a supplies of all kinds, tourists, invalids P
oping to regain their health by a trip on ni
lie plains, drivers, and "roughs" in abun-"
ance, The covered wagons were drawn
rst by horses, then by mules, then by both s
.ules and oxen; and were carefully load
d, Besides the merchaiidise, supplies for
lie men were carried-say, bacon, flour,
offee, sugar and a little salt, it being ex
iected that enough buffaloes would be "
Illed to furnish fresh meat. Starting off P
i detached parties, the wagons would ren- u
lezvous at Council Grove,.on a branch of
lie Neosho River, twenty miles north of ti
Lie present town of Emporia, and here an
rganization would be effected for mntual "
Id and protection during the long journey. r
n such a caravan there would be, perhaps, ~
no hundred wagons, and a "captain of
lie caravan"-would divide them into four 01
ivisions, with a lieutenant to each e
Ivery indivdual in the caravan was comn
elled to stand his watch at night, and L
is guard must have presented a motley 0
esortmnent of clothing and arms. When
I1 was ready, the start was made. Every W
ight a holh- square and temporary cor
ii were made with the wagons, and the
amp fires lighted outside of this square.
a:ross swam'ps, quagmires, and even riv
rs, the teams were drIven, men being sentb
head to make temporary bridges over the
rat two, of bruish or sonig grass coverc(ia
'ith earth, and -sometimes, for crossing
reams to fabricate "buffalo boats" of
ides stretched over frames of p)oles, or i
inpty wagon bodies.
Not it Good Joke. A[fter All.s
Life in Leauville is full of excitement h,
yen for a barber. The other day a citi- si
mn namedi Plug strolled lnt) a barber's a
stblishiment whlere there were two chairs, oi
oth full, and fourteen men waiting. if i
acre is one tihing that Plug despises it is ir
'aiting aroundi while a lot of othier follows ft
et shaved. fle figured on how to avoid
, and espying a friend in one of the chairs -k
e stepped up to him and spoke a few r<
lords in a )ow tone. Suddoenly he became ai
xcited. Addressed his friend lie cried: a
'Yotu third-rate, mule-whacker, 1'1l have 1
our gore I" And the friend yelled back, t(
'You greaser, I'll shoot you full of holes I" g
'1 can sheet first," yelled the Plug, draw
asg h's revolver. '"I'll let you see you g
an't" roared the friend, leaping from the (
hair. By this time a scene of. wild ex- C
lement was taking place. in the siiop. oa
'ho whole fourteen waiting customcas
vere willy stfuggling to get out before I
ho shooting began. The man in the other
hair, without stopping to ipe the lather
reon his face or remove the aproa about i
im, leaped from the window upon thet
cad of a policeman, who at once arrested
tim for a madman. One of the barbers
and bumped his head terribly and got his C
south full of dust, crawling under a sofa,
,ad the other barber was promply conceal
d behind a barrel in the closet. As soon
s tihe shop was cleared the two friends
eased threateninig each other, put up their
iletols and a hearty laugh coaxed the bar
eora to conme out and shave them. .PIug
rnod to explain to the head barber that it a~
ras all a joke. "But," said tihe barber, si
'you're a fighting man.') "No," Bald ti
*16g, "I am a regular coward and edtuldn't o
ick a flea." "Then by tunfiet," yelled d
he barber, "you've driven over. $5 worth, o
f trade awray from me and I'Ll take the h
value out of youir hide I" And he got In
ovet'al lusty blows on Plug before tihe lat- h
er cfatd offer to settle. And, somehow, i1
'lug dolt thinkr 4 was such a good joke b
ttr all(::
FOOD FOR THOUO(,1 I
A good resolut.on may
flash, but it takes a year to k
When a man gets the rheui4
his knees he knows the beauW-."
without hinges.
A- man must have a bad 'ln"
Iimself not to be willing
what hb really Is.
Never be drawn halto a fauil
rel. They re batWes which are
rought without allies.
There Is now and then a thini
;he more It is cut the longr.16
-a ditch, for ewample.
But a few men can handle ah6
limney and say thefe is no P
loie at the same titne.
Help somebol worse oftl
elf, anid you will fnd that yeu'
or off than you fancled.
It is easy to run down tle a
>lishmnts of your neighbor, b,i1*
ler to run ahead of them.
The,wife who utilizs her hti'
hoe-brush on-the cooking stove 6*
he door to the divorce court.
Any one thing in the creaclod I
Lolent to demonstrate a Provide'e
n humble and grateful mind.
The label upon a bottle of agui r
ly, requesting the patient tO.sk
vell before using, is superiluous
"That's what beats mn," as thb
aid when he saw his father tak4 -
kate strap down from its accus'omc'a
An Ameriean would submit to
ocked up in a railroad car Just 1of
nough toeiable hini to kick the door
own 1.
The more a man knowd about
utject the greater will be his cha
rand sympathy with views difM'rl,
rom his own.
A great many men die beggari by qo
nproving the time they spend
1shing that their rich neighbor
heekels were theirs.
"If I cant teach people to be good,,'
an get them to come to Sunday-school
nd then somebody else can teach them"
id a little boy to himself.
Men trust rather to their eyes than
ielr ears; the effect of precepti s there- - 4
>re slow and tedious, while that of ex
inple is summary and etffotual.
Take all sorrows out of life, and you
Lke away all richness, and depth, and
3nderness. Sorrow is the furnadg
jat melts belfith. hearts together.
There are some men who are busy In
lioness, and make the leisure of peac
ot only more troublesome, but eyet,:
iore wicked than the business of war.
Your disposition will be suitable to
)at which you most frequently think
u for the soul is fringed with the col
rand complexion of its own thoughts.
A superior capacity for business, and
more extensive knowledge, ftre steps
y which a new man often mounts to.
wvor and outshines the rest of his con
imperaries.
Death opens the gate to fa.me, and
juts the gate of envy alter it; it un.
>oses the chain of the captive, and
uts the bondmnan's task into another.
an's hand.
"Avarice in old age," says Cicero,
Is foolish ; Jor what can be more ab
1rd than to increase our provisions for
ie road the nearer we approach our
urney's end?"
How few realize that the strata or
oye and hate lie so close together that
takes but little to bring the latter up
3rmost,. when un, er the pressure of
akindness or Injustice.
Whenever it may be needed to men
on anything to the disadvantage of
iother, let it be done with truthful
ass. tenderness, humility, and with
collection of how much has been for
veni you.
Thiose who are litende'd to (10 any
nimnent service for God are alwayH
nptied of self, and led to see their u-n
mness f'or the undertaking ; then they
usLsimpIly in God's wVisdom amnd pow
, and lie gets all the Glory,
There are a great many people in the
orld who are bound by the close tics
blood to thle lmian who said that he
id laidl up two shiingus, one for him
if and one for the Lord, but that the
10 he had intended for the Lord, had
en lost in an unfortuniate speculation. -
As the sun does not wait for prayers
ad incantation that he may rise, but
lnes at once and is greetedI by all, so
ailher wait thou for applause amid
outs and eulogies that thou mnay'st
well; but be a sp)ontaneous beeac
*r, and thou shalt be beloved like tie
If this be certain, that nie trade Is so
id as none at all, nor any life so tire
>me as that.wvhish is spent in con tinu
visitlig and dissipat oau. To give all
ie's time to other peop)le, and ne'ver
serve any for one's self, is to be free
appearance only, amnd a slave ini of .
ot. *"
Children, if you make a p)romis
sep it. Nothing shows a person~
ata character more than little things;
id even if the breaking of' your word
ould not lead to seri us results, it will.
sad to habit of neglect and carelessness
yourself that you will always re
Ilappiness is like manna; it is to be
ithered in grains and enjoyed every
ty. It will not keep; it canmnot' ,e ac
imulated ; nor have we to go ot Ct'
trselves or into remote places to gath
it, since it' has rained ldown [roma
saven at our very doors, or .rather, -
ithin them.
Ma~n has ana inward voice as well as
1 "inward eye," a voIce distinct frorn
at of consclenuce. Iti is the compan
n, if not "the bliss of solitude"; and
oeugh hie sometimes employs it to de
alve hImself, it gives hmim good coun- ,
I, perhaps, quite as often, calls him
account, reproves him for having
ift unsaid what he ought to have said ,
for havinag said, reprehends or'ap
Poves, admonishes or encouratges.'
Professor David Swing said, In speak
ig of the "immense multitude of litw
'ary men, and statesmen, and judges,
id lawyers, and physicians, who
amnd apart from Church membership,"
mat "tne history of man is the history
l ncreasin'glight. Yeaterday's wis
am 18 to day's ignorance, T4he meni
letters have always perceived this, -
ave confessed and loved the fact.
he Churqfhstoo often denied it and
s ofted noitflblenimn pssaa,
adaue re aried "by a thevifid
orld,