The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, August 26, 1880, Image 4
The Morphine Tricks
A few days ago one of the seediosi
sort of tramps, seemingly about fiftj
years old, attached himself to a fre(
lunch sWloon on Monroe avenue, De.
troit, and soon felt perfectly at home,
When ordered out ho went out, but the
trouble was he wouldn't stay out. As
a last resort he was kicked out,but in ari
hour he came back and seemed so hum.
ble and forgiving that the proprietor
didn't like to give him any more cow
hide. After a day or two a different
plan was tried The vag had several
times referred to a pain in his chest,
and the barkeeper mixed him up a cure,
In ten minutes after drinking It he was
excitedly informed that he had been
given a large doze of morphine by imis
take. A party was at hand to play
doctor, and it was deelded that the
tramp must walk until heoveroame the
influence of the drug. One and another
took turns with him until he had put in
about four hours in the back yard, and
he was then told to walk in the country
at least five miles to make his cure cer
tain. He took the case very coolly,
never, protesting a word, and as lie
started for the green fields It was sup
posed that the saloon had seen the last
of him. Nevertheless, he returned In
about four hours, lame in the left leg,
covered with dust, and apparently
almost exhausted. lie said he had
walked in vain. Finding that death
was determined to claim him, he had
returned to die with his friends. Be
fore they could protest lie fell to the
floor, breaking the back ofl a chair and
upsetting a table, and after a few kicks
he was dead. A pint of good brandy
was wasted in rubbing him, the saloon
closed for an hour in the face of a big
business,and an undertaker and coroner
called before the old chap let any one
known he wasn't dead. lie came to in
some sort of fit which required a great
deal of kicking, and he took good care
that every kick counted on something.
When sufficiently restored to sit upi he
was given nearly half a plint of wine,
and as his strength Increased hegot
away with enough luncheon for four
men. It was deemed good polley to
hand him half a dollar and turn him
out upon the world. Just how much
profit the saloon keeper imade in play
ing the morphine trick is what will
puzzle him for a week to come.
The Brinkerhoff Trap. .
Knowing that a bald head Is the one
temptation that no fly ean resist, Ilr.
BrInkerhoff' has contrived a trap based
upon the knowledge of this fitct. The
"Brinkerhell fly-trap" consists of a life
size figure of a middle-aged man with
a bald head. The figure is iadeo of
wax, colored so as to perfectly Imitate
the complexion of a iniddle-aged and
healthy diner-out, and the lied IR io
constructed that at fixed intervals ot
fifteen minutes concealed clock-works
cause a roller to pass over the skull
with rapidity of lighting. The Brink
erkoff trap, when placed in any room,
will instantly attract every fly present.
It Is, to all appearance, prencsely the
kind of man whom 11ies delight to
annoy, and consequently, the moment
a fly sees it, lhe wvili abandon a lump11 of
sugar, or a b>wl of milk, or even a
sleeping baby, and pounce on the bald
head. At the end of fifteen minutes
the roller passes over the head and
crushing every fly in its p)ath. The
ane process is repea.ted over and ever
again unt,il all the files in the room are
exterminated. Th'le trap) has been tried
in several of the leading restauranits in
Ph iladelphia wvith comiiphete success,
killing, on an average, thirty full
quarts of fies per hourti, and the linven
tor has received thousands of certifi
cates from leading citizens exp)ressing
their obligations t.o him, and their do
terminmation never to be without a
Btrinkerhoff' trap.
Au Intr' ingent work-nsorac.
An anmusing instance of eqinei in
telligene is related in regard to h
horse Paddy, (doing steady and faithblu]
service in the H[ortoni louse, San l)iego,
Californi na, baggage wagon. Pad'dy
Is stab ed and wvell fed at .Johnuny liin
ton's, itnd regularly every morning he
Is barnmsed to his wagon, and, uniat
tended, goes directly to his wonted
stand in front of the main entrance t.
the Hiorten House, where, all unno.
tweed, lie av'aita patiently any requisi
tion which ni'y be madec for hi m. If' thc
morning is leasanlit Paddy remains as
Immov-ible as a rqok till wanted ; but i1
the morning is cold, windy or damp
after waiting a reasonaba time, he (1e
liberately walks aroud to the eastern
end of the house anid enters thie horst
shed at the north -cast corneor, opp)osit(
the Methodist church. lIn perl -rming~
this feat the horse makes two shari:
turns at right angles, and never strikeu
post, sidewalks, or slops in so docing,
Bo regular is the horse in regurd tc
seeking shelter if the morning is dis
agreeable, that whenever any one aboul
the house has occasioa for Paddy's ser
vices, they invariable know wheither te
go to the front or the side doors to fInd
him. On Friday morning the horst
was hItched upJ at the staible as usual,
and. started for lis accuistomnest place al
the front. As he left the stable, how.
ever, the steamer Ancon was julst round.
Ing the point off the foot or D) streel
on her way to the dock. Paddy, trut
as steel, stopped, as Is his regular cuo
tomn, but time porter failed to deman(
his services as quickly as usual 01
steamer days, so, remaining at hIs posl
until after the Ancon's gun was fired
the horse took up lis line of' march t<
the wharf, evidently understanding
that he would. be needed there a:
soon as the passengers arrived at thb
landing. After completing the labor
in which he was engaged at the time
the porter was directed to go to the
wharf with Paddy, and started out foi
that purpose. But Paddy was nowhere
to be seen.. Thinhcng the stableboi
derelict in his duties, the porter pro
ceeded to the stable to "hurry up" mat
ters as It was getting late, and waus as
tonished to learn that Paddy had beci
sent out as usual. D)ilxgent search
was then instituit4d for &he miss.nj
horse and wagon, wiien it was soo]
learned that the animal had been see;
going down Fifth street toward th
wharf. Sure enough, Paddy had reacl
ed the wharf In safety, and was them
found with the wagon backed u]
against the platform as oarefully as I
he had been guided! by the porter him
self, and stood patiently w .iting t
have his wagon filled with baggage
All the while the horse was lookinj
.about him uneasily, as much as to say
"Baggage for the Horton House-thi
way, gentleman," and there is littli
doubt if the horse had received his ac
oustomed load before the arrival of th<
porter, he would have taken the sani
to the house without accident.
A New Moulely Laugh.
One of the summer fashions is a nev
laugh, which goes like this: "Te-lie
te-lie I Ha, ha, ha I Oh-h-h-li--ha, ha
ha I" The directions are as follows
"A low and sly beginning is made witl;
the 'te-he,' as though mirth was strug
gling Inside to break out through maid
enly reserve, and the mouth Is kept
tightly closed, while the eyes are open
ed wide, thus giving an expresion ol
mingled demureness and mischievous,
ness. Then follows the 'Ha, ha, ha,
higher and louder, with a parting ol
the lips to show the teeth, 1i they b
white and regular. The 'Oh, h-h' come
next in a t6ne of surprise, reproof or
artless gayety according to the natur(
of the thing laughed at, and the vote(
rises into a pretty little scream. Th(
ensuing pause covers a sudden sense of
the impropriety of making so mucli
noise, the eyes are cast down, and a
blush can In most instances be pro
duced by holding the breath with the
lungs very fully inflated. The final
'Ha, ha, ha, is given as a crescendo,
spiritedly and without any show of
restraint, like .the outbursting hilarlty
of an unconv6ntional milkmaid." ThiE
novelty In laughs is heard everywherc
In the metropollo and Is sure to become
popular at the summer resorts. With
a little alteration It can be made to fit
any m1outh,
11ird ofiluly.
In July one hundred and eight specieE
of birds should be found in the Eastert
and Middle states. In that month many
of the smaller birds have broods of younp
ready to fly, and scen to be placed in a
world of perplexity. Out in the apple tret
belind the house is the little lichen-cover
ed nest. of a pair of least flycatchiers. Thi
young have within a day or two left th(
nest, and the old birds hardly know whal
to (1o with tlieni. A passer-by throws th(
parents into an agony of alarm. Tlhey flut.
ter and clir) and refuse to be quiet unti
the stranger is out of sight. There is con.
tinually sonic cause for fear; now a cai
prowls through the grass and now a stray
crow black bird, whose taste for young fly.
catchers is specially developed, flies so thai
the poor flycatcheiswill not be at rest until
their young are strong enough to fly an(i
wise enough to be timid. Go into th<
woods anywhcre an( you will find tle
bird busied about their young, collectinp
their food and teaching them how to fly,
Imitate the cry of a wounded bird by mak.
ing a screching noise %% ith your hipi
against the back of your hand and you wil
soon be surrouindled by cager throngs 0.
buirds, all anxious to see if any of their litth
ones have fallent into your clutches. Gc
imto the pine groves, remain quiet fo
a while and you wvill see restless lithl
ehickade, black throated green warblers
lacik and( white creepers, redl eyedi vircos
WVilson 's thirutshes, blue jays and otheri
less coniunon. Pass f rom the grove of aldern
and birches, and bordered by ia swamp,l
and yoiu w~ill find( a very dtifferenit diisplay
of birds life. .lle will be found thu
Maryland yellow throat, andl with hin
wvill comle the song sparrow, the birowvi
thrush, the chewink, the cat bird, and1( ret
winged blackbird, the summer yellow~
warbiler and the indigo bird. Our muixec
wo<ods of chesnut, oak, miaple, p)ine, birch.
are rich in bird life. Listen for the sligh.
est rustle in the leaves, watch for the swvay
ing of a twig, for these slight signs revea
the piresence of some modest songstel
whose (delicate beauty surpasses that of thn
richest fabrics, and whose graceful move
ments charm the fortunate obiserver wh<
can in and( 11( see our birdls at hioime. Thi
first bird to attract attention will be thu
chesnut sided wvarbler, with lis pretty yel.
low capf and chesnut sides; and, se
wvhere in these woods; y'out will not, fail Lc
see warbiling vireos, woodl poe~es, b)lut
yellow-backed warblers, red1 starts, oven.
birds, andl downy woodpeckers. 113' rarn
good fortune you may13 catch a glimpse of
rose-b)reaistedi grosbeak,or of a scarlet tana.
ger, that brilliant king of the woods, whost
brIght i erhusjn 1)lumnage lnst anti)' attracti
y'our eye as lhe swings easily alonig the top
most branches. Not, alone in the woods
hut take a stroll in the miead(owv, with on
who keeps hus eyes and1( ears open, ani
learn the birds there. Meadow larks:
biobohinks; field, grass, yellow-winged, amu
av'anniah sparrows; cow black birds; ai
manuiy others Ily ablonit you, or spring ui
almost under your feet. Climnb the stom
wall andE sit (down unoder the orchiart
boughs andl watch. lIt're we see orioles
king-birds, cherry-blirds, phiohles, golden
wingred wYoodpieckers, chipping sparrows
cnckoos, bluebirds, and the swift swallow
all active and full of business, huntinj
(dOwn and1( kilunig the caiterp)illari, dhestroyim
the curcuhios, and the new laid eggs of th
"army wvorm'' mothi, carrying dlevastati
lnto the ranks of the "'cut worm" mioth
and p)rovlig themselves the best friends a
the agriculturist by dlestroying the man:
Insects Injurious to vegetation.
Cheeorfuinoss.
Cheerfulness should be regaredE as
dluty, because it has much to (1o with oui
own indilviduual hiapp)iness and1 the happi
ness of those auround( us. We should thiere
fore endeaver undl(er all ciretumstances t<
cultivate a cheerful dihspolsition, and( hope
fully look upon the bright side of thmnga
rather than on that which is gloomy an'
dihsheartemtng. Life, in Its best hases
has its trials and diflicltles, and( much tha
is calculated to depress the spirits, but it I
unmnuily to yield to these discouragomenit
and become gloomy andl sad uinden what
perhaps after all, is a blessig in disguise
calculated to develop the highest Christtal
graces and cast our character into a mode
of great moral b)eauity. But while life hi
its ills, it has also its joys, and t,hese a:
far more numerous than its sorrows.
proper con)sideration of the comforts an<
blessings which surround us, of the kin,
care which our lleavenly Father exercle
over use, and of the prospect of ultimat
deliverance from all sorrow and pain, shioijll
sustain ouir mmd, inspire us with courage
and hnablo us cheerfully to endlure.
-. A Nicw YORK engraver recentl
made this mistake: "Mr. and Mrn
---respectfully request your prei
r ents at a marriage of their Kaniaite.
AGRULTIB.
e --PRoMPTns IN FAtM WOMK--Ther
are few things more important to sue
cess in farming than' proiptness in ex
ecuting all necessary farm work. 1k
p the planting, cultivation and harveit
f lg of all farm oraps It is essential tla
. the work be done in time, for delay i
liable to result In loss, If not in entirt
failure. Work done too late is rarel
as effectual as that done In season, be.
i sides being often much nore expensive
For instance : if the cultivation of a ReU
of corn, wYhen weeds are starting thicl
or fast, Is delayed a week too long, the
work becomes much more laborious am
costly, and besides the crop is perma
nently injured. Iii stich caste the
work of cultivation increases by a rati<
with each day it is delayed. If thc
planting of a field of corn Is delayed a
week too late, it may not have time to
become fully developed before Autuin
al frosts, thus causing lobs A farmer
habitually behind with his work 14
not a good farmer. lie pi:oves his nau
bility to manage his business properly
Such a farmer, like a man in debt, am
paying Interest labors under a disad
vantage. He either attempts too little
help, or, as is frequently the case, uses
too little head work. If we wish al.
ways to be prompt with our work we
must employ some thought In our busi
r ness. Forethought is one of the far
.mer's best servants. It will. if prop,
erly guided, enable us to arrange our
business that our work, shall be don
at the right time. If we do not thin,
of our work until it.is time to do It
we will almost always find unexpectea
circumstances which will cause more o
less delay. The successful farmer sees
and provides for emergencies before
they arlse, and lays out a plan of action
at the commencement of every plece of
work. Right here we believe Is th<
line that often exists between good and
poor farmers, or those who are not.
The successful farmer takes great In
terest In his work, and is continually
looking ahead or forecasting, so that ie
is never in doubt wilat-to do or how tc
do it. The successful farmer employi
little thought In his business, lays few
careful plans, and when emergencies
arise ~has no provisions made to meet
them, and thus, often' gets behind with
hislwork, and In his haste to "catch
up" with it. suffers loss, for "haste
makes waste."
VALUIC OF PARSNIPS-For spanning
over the seasoii " between hay and
grass" there Is nothing better than
parsnips. 'TUhey are the only roots
that will remain in the ground all win
far without injury from freezing.
Th3y may be dug and fed to stock at
any time after the frost Is out 9f the
soil till they begin to leave ouf. For
cows giving nillk in early spring they
are excellent. Horses, sheep and pigs
will also eat then readily. If they are
boiled or steamed pigs and fowls prefer
them to almost any kind of food. Pars
tilps are extensively raised for feeding
fowls In France and Belgium. When
designed for fattening lowls for the ta
ble they are first boiled or steamed and
then fried in cheap fat. The parsnip
Is more valuable for human food than
most persons suppose. They should be
first boiled and then cut in thin slices
and fried in lard, butter or "drippings"
till thu burface is brown.-Cooketd In
this way they are excellent when
served with ham or roast meat. No
edible root is tas easily raised in this
country as the parsnip. Our climate
is not favorable to the production of
turnips, but parsnips may be raised
with very little trouble, They should
be planted in driUls from two to three
feet apart, and thinned out so that the
plants have a space of about four inches
between thorn. If cultivated by hand
tihe rows may be only eighteen inchles
apart. It is necessary to cultlya'.c the
lants by hand. After they have at
Lainedl considerable size the foliage wvill
shade the ground so that little cultiva
tion is necessary. Five hundred bush
I ci per acre Is an average yield.
Tlo DESTiOY TnE GABBiauE WonM---The
comp)laint attil continues of thle rava
ges of the.cabbage-wormn and( a demand
for a remedy for it. In an agrleiul
journal, a few wveeks ago, a correspondm(.
cat told of' lis troubles Jast year and
that they weie alread(y beginning this
season, and asked for some way to dis
lodge the worm. &everal knowing
personls res8pondeld, and In loolking over
thleir remecdles we did not regard oneC
of' them as furniishing what waIs need(
ed. But we can tell the enquirer and
all other-s what is a remecdv for the
cabbage wvorm, which Is witin ever'y
one's reach, if' it is puroiwrly apl)ied,
It is ailmpl)y to sprinkle over the par-ts
of cabbage planlt where thme worm us.
.ually operates, a p)1nch1 of cayenne or'
redl pelper. Nothing more or less.
Keep1 a few ounces on hand and
use it when nleeded, .but use it carefully
so as to reach the insect, and It will
priomptly dislodge it.
Pouor.TaY Y Annsi--E~very ch icken
house shiould have ani ample)1 yard or
grass runl, Never clip the wings O1
fowls il t can be avolldd; It disflgures
the bird, p)revents the rIght use of the
wings, and consquently they will n-ot
thrive as well. T1hoy should have
small trees or grape vines for shade, or
to scratch undeor. Ground bonec, sui
phlur, charcoal and cayoiine pepp)er
Ishould be administered every eight or
ten dlays. Sulphur, pepperC and char.
coal, a teaspoonflul mixed wIth the
mornling feed, will contribute t'nuch to
the health and applearanlce of' the fowls,
Fowls should have meat onice a week,
Cabbages, apples, iqttuce, etc., all art
good, and( will more than pay for their
cost in the inoreased sutpply of eggs.
Young chickens should be kept diry
and clean, at the same time hiaving
pure air, They should have an abun.
dance of fresh water. They shoult
no aeaccess to stagnant 1)001s or an3
A a milk and ecamu amrc great absor
bents of ipurities in confined aIr, we
have frequently stuggested that ever)
enre should be exercised in keeping
milk rooms perfectly ipuro and clean
The flrkinshould be 111lied tihe clay be
. fore needed with boilIng water, and ii
an hour mixed with cold wvater. Per.
feet cleanliness, Is a ver'y limportan
consideratIon fromn the milking of the
cow until tile butter is brought.to mar
jkot.
Figi on Glaiss.--Professor ,l ames WV
t Ward, of Bull'alo, discovered lately
B fungousa growth formed or panes 0
glass, and presented a theory that thea
were due to human exhalations, 0]
confined breath. A Mr Thois, Ginf1lol(
i writes to a paper making short work o
1the fungi, by stating that he~ is a p)raec
s tical glass-maker and has often 5001
e such1 appearances on glass, wvhichi ar,
nothing but eihoroscence upon01 the suir
*j face, due to the excess of sodif or po
1 tashi, and can be removedt h$y usinj
s skillfully hiydrofiuorie acid. P'rofes
0 sor Ward, in reply, tones down hit
original statement considerably, anm
admits mlany errors, but still 1ho1(1 01
'to the theory that -thiere are fungi
And so the matter rests for the present
It appears to us a pity Professor Ware
V did not cure the supposed 'fungi with
I. nitric acid, which would, we suppose
at once destroy* any vegetable suci
as a fungi, and t husn etl thea a n
DOMESTIo.
H1*0T 11U10 CoFFXR.-With all ti
1neWfabglid 9offee Fte and numeroi
inventidnsinl4i 1. ne, the secret
making cofe 'FV*eihiple one.
Is 91yO 'at the delicious oily Sul
Sstangrounds aiid hold
I IR t , tb9fore it flies off 1
I the al the house. Very r
freshingit is'to smell the coffee -bol
ing-Ia te ekithen whereon the .froi
door:opjiii Oub,what goes out on tl
air is Iost to the coffee pot. - A:oommo
prao.#, .:*,* 0ooks 1 to grind thel
10 o ZKOO rih t, and p.tt it to boil,
half A 1 toe breakfast time'. ]
do - sometimes the.-.brow
1lu 411 i poured out of the eoffee6gi
aftet Wlds has only its brown oolor i
tell bY. All that makes it deliclot;
has o9 out in steam up the Ohtm.ne]
The usual coffee receipts give too mue
water,.for they alloW room for some i
boil away. There Iq no need of tha
iTherefore, a pint of boiling water, in
stead of a quart. to a cup full of groun
coffee is a better -proputtion. Mix tb
collee with enough cold water to mak
it a paste, beat it a little with a spoor
Put jIhe precise quantity of water yo
desire into your bright tin coffee pol
which must always be kept bright I
you want good coffee. At the momer
it bolls turn Into it your coffee past
and set It back from the fire, where I
will keep hot but not boil. The arom
of the coffee-loes not pour out of tb
spout, but remains within, and th
coffee rather steeps than simmers. Thi
is the true way to get all of its strengtl
When just ready to serve draw it fc
a moment over the fire to bring it t
the boiling polnt, but not longej
Then carry to table in the pot it J
made in. Coffee made in this wa
should be beautifully clear, withot
the clearing otan egg. When the eg
is used, either the shells can be throw
into the coffee paste or the whil
turned in on it and stirred, but n(
beaten. The advantage of making col
fee in this way Is that a small quantit
goes f'urther, and that it can be alway
ready for the breakfast bell, even I
prepared some time before. The brigl
metal pot keeps it hot, where ti
blackened or smoked tin lets it gi
cool too fast.
No Hosptol Needed.
No palatial hospital needed for Ho
hitters patients, nor large-salaried tai
ented puffers to tell what Hop Bitter
will do or cure, as they tell their owi
story by their certain and absolut
cures at home.-Neo York Independen
To CROCUET A BABY'S BIn.-Make
chain of 38 stitches, widening in th
middle, by making two stitches in th
19th loop. Turn, and D. C. back al
ways throughout the work, putting ti
hook in the outside half of the lool
amd widening always in the middl
Continue thus back and forth unt
you can count 15 of these "ribs." fat
ten and break off the cotton. Th e
make a new chain of 55 stitcHes an
fasten it with the hook to the uppe
corner of the piece you have crochetei
(opposite the corner where you brok
off Lite thread, to make the rib com
rightly), crochet down the side of th
bib, widen at the corner, then acroE
the bottom, widening at the center an
aL the corner, then crochet up the othe
side, and then make a chain of 5
stitches, without breaking off th
thread. Turn, work back around th
bib, and out to the end of the chain o:
the other side, always widening at th
corners and in the middle, and alway
taking the back of the loop. Continu
this until you can count eight ribs o
tm side; theni finish with any prett
edge you may fancy, and put cord an
tassel of the cotton on to tie it on witi
SUFFER not disappointment by .em
ploymug too mn rjy "cures',''-but fo
the diseases of flfancy use Dr. Bull'
Baby syrup which never disappoints
and costs only 25 cents a bottle.
L~~ivE AND BAcoN.-One halt p)oun
calf's liver, half pound of bacon ; slle
this last thin, and cut oil' the rind, an<
p)ut in frying pan and cook for fiv
minutes over a moderate fire. Take th
bacon from the pan, put into ahot disi:
and set aside in the ovdn to keep hol
Put the sliced liver into the latedriaw
from the bacon in the frying pan. Le
it fry for ten minute.s, and removet
the bacon dish. Stir into the pan
half ounce of flour'; when it is brown
ed, add half a pint or soup stock, if yo
have any on hand; salt, p)epper' and
dlessert spoonful of catsup. Stir thi
till it boils, then pour over liver an
bacon, and serve.
VEI'o'zNE is acknowlIedged by a
classes of people to be the best and mci
reliable blood purifier in the world.
YEAST FRO~M GRuAE LBAvRs.-Grap
leaves make a yeast in some respeci
sup)erior to hops, an the broad Ii(
sooner, andl has not the peculiar tast
which many object to in that mad
from hops. Use eIght or ten Ieave
for a quart of yeast; boil thoem 'fc
abhout ten minutes, and th.en pour th
hot liquor on the flour, the quant,ity c
the latter being determined by whethe
the yeast is wanted thick or thin. Ut
hiop) yeast to raise it to begin with, an
after ward that made of grape leavea
D)ried leaves wvill be as good as fresh
ii' a dark111mi a ppears upon01 the surf1ac
wvhen rising, a little atirring wvill1 obv3
it.
CEMEsNT FOR, GECNERAL UsE.-Fc
joinhig paper, card-board, or mode
work, or similar articles, a good glu
can be made of glue, vinegar and alc<
hl. Dissolve two ounces of the boa
transp)arent glue ia a quarter of a pir
of strong eider vineger. L,et it almme
slowvly by placing the dish containin
it in a dish of boiling water. When.i
has beome liquid, acid one ounce<
highest p)roof alcohol, and keep
tightly corked. If solidified by cold
heat in hot water when needed for us:
Diluted acetic aeld may be sub.stitute
for the cider vinegar.
.iF the Baby is to have health, it mu
have sound and refreshinug sleep. D
Bull's Ba by Syrup insures this. Prie
25 cents a bottie.
V EaETAnimt Cuin.-Cumt some on ioi
into thin slices, and fry themi a got
brown in butter, add a breakfast cupfi
of milk, in which a teaspoonful
curry powder has been mixed ; let ai
boil together for twenty minutes, sti
ring the whole time; then add ti
vegetables previously parboiled, all
let the whole simmer by t,he side of ti
fire for about- an hour. Potatoes, pea
b aus, carrots and turnips can be use,
but, broad beans alone make a iteicio'
Scarry.
NEUnA LGIA tEMEDbY.-Prepare hora
radishi, by grating and mixing in yini
gar, the same as for table purpose
and apply to the temple when the fat
or head is affected, or the wrist, wha
the pain is in the arm or shoulder.
WunN leaymn home for tile summer, thepr
tIenot royldo tIosebes with Dr. .Jayne's Ca
innaec Ba:in order to treat, ropt
Jun e JItu n aaksof Cramp. aro
y*Ostery,O)lr Morbus, *0--00:qpmaint
ore or tepra,ent every W4sre 4t ti9W me
ium ious.
e A LADY called at a store on Winter
t street, the other day, and inquired of
Af a polite salesidan who was measuring
It fringe: "Do you keep buttons?'
)- "OppTite, madame, if you please,"
It said he, as h'e paused in his work, and
n showed a row of yery White teeto. To'
- his disniay'she walked deliberately out
1- of the door and crossed the street to 'a
kt rival establishment. The young man
te did not lose his situation, but he got a
n blowing up that made him think
r Fourth of July had come again with
a. even more than its wonted explosive
Lt neis. When anybody askq for buttons
p now, he bars the passage to the door
it with his yard- tick, and points ener
o getically, while he exclaims, "Opposite
is counter I ' with a special emphasis on
r the last word. He is determined not
h to be citght again at the game of but
o ton, who's got the button or to suffer
. from a counter ibovement.
d A Great aterprise.
e The HopBitters Manufacturing Com
e pany is one of Rochester's greatest busi
I . ness enterprises. TheIr Hop Bitters
a- have reaehed a sale beyond all prece
dent, havisig frovi-their intrinsic value
f found their way into almost every ~
t household in the land.-Grphip.
t Asa crowded car was, passing up
a U! ast Broadway, a gentleman in the car
e punched the driver 'in the back .with
e is cano, and said: "I exiet that lady
5 wants to ride." The driver, supposing
'. the gentleman had seen the lady signal
r th.e car, put on the brakes and waited
0' for the lady, who weighedsabout two
. hundred pounds, to come up, which
a she did, afid passed on without getting
Y in. "What made you think that lady
it wanted to ride ?" growlef the driver.
C "Because she was walking, my dear
n fellow. It Is only those who are walk
* ing outside of the car who want to get
t inside. You never noticed that, did
you? Never mind, I'll get you another
7 passenger directly," and he gazed in
a tently down a cross street for the next
if pedestrian.
Lt -
e "WHAT will you paint a couple of
)t landscapes In oil for?" asked a chair
dealer the.other day of a celebrated ar
tist. Very reasonable, as business is
dull," replied the artist. "Well, I
p will let you know when you can com
- mence.' After waiting some two
6 months. the artist, meeting the chair
i dealer asked-if he was ready. "No,
a sir, my chair painter is doinA it.
a IN THE past eight years, scores of
e soaps have come into the market, and
e being worthless, have died a natural
death. Dobbini' Electric boap, (made
by Cragin & Co., Phill.,) old and rell
able, leads the van. Try it.
AN attorney brought an Immense
bill to a lady for some business he had
done for her. The lady, to Whom he
d once paid his addresses, murmured at
r the charges. "Madam," replied the
I limb of the law, 6- wanted to convince
e you that my profession is lucrative,
and.that I should not have been .a bad
e match.
A FELLOW once walkei out of a store
in Gloucoster with a fish which he had
r stolen tucked under his vest. He hadn't
gone far with his plurnder before he
was brought to a halt by a shrewd
0 passer-by, .who taking in the situation
at a glance, exclaimed, "see here my
friend, you ought either to wear longer
I vests or steal shorter fish."
5 A AGGAGE car with fifty trunks and
a lot of other baggage was burned near
Milford, Del., a few days ago, and the
'. baggage smabher has been prostr'ed
with grief ever since. Hie had felici
- tated himself upon having one more
r' wrestle with these trunks, and the dis
3 appointment has shattered iiis-neryou s
esystem.
AN amusing story is told-of a thrifty
.ihouseholder in Newburyport. Massa
e clausetto, who travels on a season
Sticket to and from Boston, and having
e purchased a bedstead in that city, car
e ried it home piecemeal to save freight
charges.
IT is said that the deepest gorge 'in
~t the world has been disc3overed in Col
o orado. We always had the impression
a that the biggest gorge in this country
. might be witnessed at a railway sta
a tion where the train stops "five nin
utes for lunch."
a
d IF you are hairless anid cappy there
is one wvay and no more by which you
may be made careless and happy-use
t CARBOLI NE, a deodorized extract of
petroleum, it will positively make new
hair grow.
A sTocKc company has been organ ized
a in theE East for the manufacture of
e plows. We don't want to hold any ot
its shares. There-is no harder work
athan to hold a plow share-when a
,. couple of horses-are pulling the plow.
e
f A nEE sting is said to be a sure re
r lief for rheumatism. Those who have
e tried it say you don't think of the
i rheumatism for several hours after the
.application.
Foun hundred thousand dollars is
-the reperted loss of the suspended First
-National Bank of Newark~, and still the
directors profess not to know where
r the money is.
e WnEN reform spelling becomes njil
-versal a dime novel hero can write "I
*lium uv a prowd and hotty race" with
t out givi'ng himself dead away as regards
r his early education.
and should put on green glasses
adview this class, would I not be
Sdeceived in their appearance ?" "Well
- no, I don't think you would."
* A nLIND hegigar in Paris wears this
dinscript,ion around his neck: "Don't
be ashamei to give only a sou. I can't
see."
r.
le JIational Treatment, Fositive Gures.
Dr. It. V. Pierce, President of the
is World's Dispensary Medical Assoela
id tion, is in earnest in selling his medi
ii cines under positive guar-antees, and if
of anybody who purchases and uses any
11 of these w1ddly' celebrated remedies,
r- does not derive benefit therefrom, the
e Association' would like to hear fremi
d that person with description of sy mp
ec t9ms and history of case. Organized
and inoorporated, as the Association is,
to teach medicine,-and surgery and for
Sthe successful treatment of all chronic
diseases and managing annually thou
sands of eases through our original
ie method of diagnosis without ever see
3. ing the patients, and having the larg-.
s, eat sanitarium in the world for the ac.
ec commodation of the more complicated
mn ..ases, and also for surgical cases, the
Faculty feel themnselves prepared to
undortalte even the -most discouraging
cases. They resort to all the best re
r. medial means kno,wn to modern medi
,ycal science-neglecting nothing. Ad
dress, World's utispensarj Medical As
~.sotliation, Buffalo N. Y., or Grekt
RIussell Street Biull'dings. London, n.
Foe and GrWA'9 da*N thot DYS
a great Foe.to . PIt' ethe
sky and brealis th6hopes of "Uany'O ris.
tIans. They think the trouble i inp tie1r
hearti, wheb -it 14 in their storAlahs..
.Thus the stomach inAuqnces $he fee'
ing to suach a degr thAtt s49uld be
more carefully looked after and regu
lated with the never,- failing 81imions'
Liver Regulator, the constant use of
which will.so Improve the feelings 's
to make the heart happy 'and spirits.
light. It is a wellknown fact tha5 food,
Ildigestedt but imperfectly nourishes
the system; as it is only partially as
similated by the blood. Suf'erers with
Dyspepsia whose circulation Is lI.
poverishd and nerves weakened, ex
perience a rapid and deolidd Improve
ment in their physical and mektat cOn
dition by the use of Simmons' Liver
Regulator. Try it, and you will be as
toni;hed at the good results.
drweAt Praise.
Albert G. Mann, of Oottage Home, Ill., sayst
"I have been prostrated -for three or more
years with Kidney Disease, at times I was not
able to put on my boots, my wife has often
pulled them on for me. I was not so bad as
that all the, time, but I never kneW what it
was to be without pain in my back until I
:eommenced using Hunt's Remedy. Sine I
commenced taking 'Hunt's Remedy -I have
been free from alI pain, and take pleasure in
saying that it is the Mest medicine lhat I evo
knew for Kidney and Liver Diseass." Trial
sixe, 75 cents.
SFDZTENT or mnucous in the urine is 0; sure
indication of disease. Take lidneyiWort and
be cured before it is too late. Use Kidney
Wort and rejoice in health. One package
makes six quarts of medicine, safer, purer,
and more effootual than any bitters or pills.
PrATIOr.
The Voltaio Belt Co., Warghan, Mie.
Will send their celebrated Electro Voltg
Delta to the afflicted upon 80 days's tri
8OO y cures guaranteec. They mean what
Sy may. Write to theim without delay.
VEGETINE
Purifies the Blood, Renovates and
Invigorates the whole System.
ITS MEDICINAL PROPERTIS ARE
Alterative, Tonic, Solvent
and Diuretic.
Vegetine is made exclusively from the juices
of carefully-selected barks roots and herbs. and
so strongly concentrated that it will effectually
eradicate from the system every tnint of Sero.
fa In Serofuous Iluanor, Tunors, can.
cer. Cancerseqr 114mor, I rysilselns,
Halt Rheuins. hyl iliiie 1nu o ae
ker, riaatness at the btonnach. and all
ulsias tlhat arise trum impure blood. Set.
attem, Infiannmatory and Chronic Rbea
wallisn, Neuraagta, Glout and Spinal
Complains, can only be offecLuaik oured
through tae blood.
For Ulcersand Eraptive Diseases of the
SUi11, P111611i0, ViaplelS, B11otches,
Boils, Totter. iealdheat and Risag
worm, VEETINE has never failed to effect a
permanent cure.
For Pains In the Back, Kidney Complaints,
Dropsy. Female weakness, Leucorrheea, arising
from internal ulceration, and uterine diseases
and General Debility, VEGETINE acts directly
upon the causes of these complaints. it invigo.
rates and strengthens the whole system, acta
upon the secretive or;zans. allays inflammation,
eures ulceration and regulates tAe bowels.
For Catarrh Dyspepsla, Babitual COstIviness,
alpitation ol~ the Heart, Headache, Plies, Nery
ousness and General Prostration of the Nervous
Slystem. no medicine has ever given such per.
feet satisfaction as the VE TINE. It pur ee
the blood, cleanses all of t>s organs, and pos.
sees a contioiling powpO over the nervous
systoUL
The remarkable cures etcted by Vegetine
have induced many physiowuns and apotheoa.
rfca whom we know, to VrOolbe and use it La
their own families,
Iner fao eetine is the West remedy yet dm
elable gLOOD PURIFImr yet placed before
Vogotline.
PREPARED IIY
R. R. STEVENS, Bostoat. Mass.
Vegetine is Sold by li Druggists,
That Acts at the Same Time on
ha Liver, The Bowels ad The Kineys
Thiscombinedf action ~vvee t toonderful
~p0owe' to ourta I disease,.
WhAre We Sick?
Becaues toe allowo theee great organs tob~e
com e lged rti d, an 4 oleo ue Au
thateshould be eapelled naturalty.
Bllousness Piles, ConstIpation Kidne
Comnplafats and Din sass,W'eak
nesses and Nervous bisrders.
8E'"auin r"%i*"0*o{ft"*e%",",ga.
Why$ufferil lions painss and aches I
Whytormented with, Piles, Constipation i
Wy frghtened over disordered Kidneys I
Why end dre nervous or sIck headachesi
-Why have sleepless nights I
Uk. RIDNEY WVORT and rejoice in
ealth. sItad?,,ve etable ompounda
0$5 t your Drgs h oilodri
WULLS,40OIRDBOeN 10
S(wii seneot pa.) Burlington, Vi.
I6lURe Oriat rra'gn n .ro Merico to Ba "
nied by music do.iors, or the Chicago Music Co,,
Faxu I A Musical Journal. Adt's F. Blrehm:, Erie, Pa
$77 7 AShALopnicsand.gt
Those answfering an A4lverstaenxent we]
senfer arayor u n the Advertiser and the
ee n i t h a i sa thead6,
avnsoha immeneaeS parts of t e nt
and oneto te dseaedogns .md through them
power. N useoholl teiwwhich do met
w end post ai~ d ltalwile ueI
the ageuuag on thS a a ce
cue ar hadas becomte Justl col batt r it~t
WEAKNESS~ P'NCt
Favorite Pr ot Is a powerhal itestorativo
bupss, toc y,I w e, to : iet tJrv.o irrl
jreser ptiofn w Ioke cures nIs r b fong
ahls *e easte fowing pssfe mensram ans
a al y a
(sena u 01,snie sas o en
Favorie treeer4 ion issob, inder a positive gug
r d e LlcWa a..pr.l.F Mron of No
nL av rit I'eOl,n' an al sig thal
tjv u no 10I &ne.lretto a uleromy
Ii,ereln amii were mue, er le~ y .La
*RIIIViVAID ). 'orce
Serve an issnuatecten on Di0411
By invigorating a feeb.e constitution, renovat.
Isg a deiilltate pam,and r1ohintatI)IR
aid innutVitous 071rou at ond rihno etee
Stomach Bitters, the finest the most h[ghly
sanctioned, and the mQst poplar toatloaua
preventive In existence. IFaeb lDrg
gbtaid Dealers generaily. rug.
HOP BITTER.
(A Medleine, not a DrInk,)
CONTUNGs
116PS, BUO1U, MANDRAKE,
DANDELION.
AND TU PUtEsT AND BRMDIoALQUALI
TIRS OF ALL6 OTURB1 BITTRUS.
THEWY CUZZE
A isrcapesof thoStomac, Bowels, Blood,
vousness1 Sleoaessnessand especially
Irtaecomplailts.
$1000 IN COLD.
Will be paid for a case they wilt not cure:or
help, or for anytl i mpure ur injurlou
aoud a them.
Ask your druggist for Hiop Bitters and try
them bofore yot sleep. Take no Oghere
D.I. C. is an absoluteand Irresistible cure for
Drunk~eness, ueof otlun, tobacco and
inarooton.
MIND FOR CIROUL.AR.
Allsbove sold bydr Itgs.
RioD tittets 1. C4., ocbester, N.Y.,& Tomto, Out.
0. Ditson & Co. are Sole Agents the
United States for the extensive catalogue
Novello's MiSICl Pffications
Anong thei are more thin a thousand Anthems and
Chorue8. Part-gong and Glee Books, Cantatas, Ora
torios, Operas, &o., &o. Sond for Catalogue.
WVe call special attention to the valuable seri. es of
Primors or Easy Inatruotion Books of whi veo
popular ones are, TilEX RUDIKENTS, OF MUSIV,
T0cents) y 1min i. E I NTOF I ,IANO
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TMON, (8 ). b r.l Staiuer. INSTRUMEHNA.
ToN, by roul,and THE VIOL1N,($1),by
Send for Gon. nrileli's Orand March, (40 ctq.) and
Hancock' alampai n bMarchi. (40 cis.) Fine Music.
and elegant portrafts of the Preelde,itial 0andidateti.
Toicliors will not fail to exami^.N duri6g tile suin
mert the boks needo'd for- their winter's work. We
ntion Tit TEMPLE) r W)n anto TE VOICE O
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and forthe maiter, I11ll R MERIOAN ANTHIER
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MAKE HENS LAY
and Oattle Pow4(r here ar *orthless traie
sasthat iredan' m(endtioann Poders are obs
sartb will make hens lay like 8heridan'sCudic
Powders. Doss, eo tesoon to on pint ffe
stamps. 1.5. JOHN18501 AmC0..Banger,uW.
IF YOU WOULD BE PROPER IY
corrspon tonutted wit,h spectacles, apply or
iDR. N OpAYd1t1
DI N C G4Y PicDia.a
SA-PON IFIE R
Is the Old Reliable Conentrated Lye for FAM ILY!
ASc F'OR sA.PONxI~F,,4
AND TAK# NO OTHER.
PUNN*A AT RAPN"G t.,' PHILAUA
OPIMMmingg:
coNSTIPAflON
TO.L.WAND u-LKS
ORT.newand wondetal e~whieth is
itsnntural*ii*oples. Itr st eng
bseeth ste o sounate,on ms
aevlume fetnu.o ts eosfhl ouratv
malney am rmarkable c u f a ose e on
LIAR TO FEMALES. a4
at n, to toe elr e ti a nornef n
ig 'ilsas aro toi se i 1li ~~Fvrt
Pt.PImt~tlwttacss Jt i cengeai isl
rctuircoitet.i O-/k o iawomb. ,~l he lattr 9
e eca p imen toteba n p f ieag '
rantee. For condlitions, see errapper arottut bottle.
itt exhauswq th' skIll or tre rlssiltsI
tlret c,ross the room alone , eaanIhn
rcconlth tnion i I wa onnnse~
iDc,lily nentionting d i iat'
latoayoe wrt tno for is~ 14 tt*fl
lad mnn to do )likewis, FrnAran9
comitnencedl Ith an o h add4
' avorittte rosrptions soliN- idig~ a
itOsdtseas e ae to en n
lil )EIC~AL AMjI4urrZrns n Ares ff