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RI-WE:"EKLjY EDITION. WINNSBORO, S. C., AUGUS 5, 180mO. V-O9
. THE ONE CERTAINTY.
Lightly I hold my life with little dread,
And little hope for what may spring there
fron).
But live like one that builds his Bummer's
home
For coolness on a dried-up river bed.
And takes no thought for frescoed blue or
red,
To paint the walls, and plans no golden
dome,
Knowing the flood, when Autumn rains are
come,
Shall roll its raving waters overhead.
And wherefore should I plant my ground and
sow P
Since, though I linow not of the day or
hour,
The Conquerer comes at last, the alien foe
Bhall,come to my defenoeless place In power,
With force, with arms, with ruinous over
throw,
Taking the goods I gathered for his dower.
The Sister of Mercy.
In the chamber on the first floor in the
Avenue Montaigne, a woman was dying.
From the apartment itself, which was al
most empty, it would be diflicult to dis
cover to what class of society the (lying
woman belonged. The salon was empty.
Not a single piece of furniture remained in
It. Some old blue velvet curtains were
still hanging at the windows, doubtless be
cause the brokers had disdained to take
them. It was old velvet, yellow at every
crease, and eaten away by dust. In what
had,been the dining room, there remained
only a dilapidated cane-seated chair and a
little table of white wood, covered with
bottles of all kinds. On the floor were two
or three dirty towels, still wet, a sponge
and a chipped salad bowl, that served as a
washing basin.
The bed-room was evidently the only
room that the bailiffs had spared. There,
a threadbare carpet still covered the floor.
At. the foot of the bed was a large amix
chair placed as if it were a sentry-box. The
stuff curtains had been left, but a practiced
eye would have seen by the rents in the
muslin curtains that a rapacious hand had
torn away the lace.
Two billets of wood were smoking sadly
in the fireplace, having for sole companion
a kettle, from which emerged two or three
leaves covered with a white foam. The
room was lighted from a sanded courtyard
in the midst of which a close-cropped grass
plot humiliated itself at the foot of an
reacia. The leaves had fallen ; the black,
inaried branches, twisted into knots, were
vaiting for the rays of spring in order to
put on a little verdure.
.Madeleine," murmured the sick woman,
"I am thirsty."
A woman of some fifty years, who was
standing by ther window, caie up to the
bedside and poured a few drops of potion
into a glass. Then she raised the head of
her mistress, approaching the glass to her
lips, and said:
"Does Madame Ia Comptesse suffer
much ?"
"Yes, there is fire there," replied the
sick woman, placing an emaciated hand on
her breast.
The woman, who was dying thus in a de
serted and desolate room, was no other than
i he Comptesse de San Castelii, about whom
there was so much talk a few years ago.
Now, of her past luxury, there remained
only an Indian shawl of a reddish brown,
embroidered with gold, in which she
wrapped herself up for want of a bed
cover.
The success of the Countess in the world
of fashion had not been forgotten, and more
than one European Prince still keeps a me
dallion in which the features of the fallen
idol have remained young and smiling. To
day her black hair seems to fatIgue her
enfeebled head with its weight ; life has
already retreated from her hollow cheeks
and pale'brow. A dry and jerky cough
tears her bosom; at the age of thirty-five
dleath has marked her ashia own.
A sovereign, who had enriched her, had
left before her for the regions where go thme
souls of those who have souls. The Prince
X., her third loved, has ruined himself and
dlisappeared. The Banker L., who had
given the Countess her hotel in the Avenue
Jena, can no longer even pay his margins
at the Bourse. It is only by a miracle that
lie has been able to escape the hand of the
law. He was not dieclaredl a bankrupt
pecrsonally,but the company that he directed
has gone to join the swarm of companmes
that are of no account. Ranoul is ini Africa
with his reginment ; Gontran is married;
Adrien has disappearedl. A hurricane of
ruin has blown upon all her old adiorers.
The two or three who have held out have
been wearied by repeated requests for
money ; another is placed in such an ele
vatedl position that lie is unapproachable.
The Countess has sold her jewels, one by
one, and after her jewels her toilets, andl
after her toilets her furniture.
She has still but one only friend, Dr.
D--, whose fortune she madle, but Dr.
D--- himself, whose fortune has been en
croached upon by unlucky speculations,
has scarcely anything to live upon0f but the
iiicome obtainedi from his p)ractice. Still
he comes to see the Countess every morn
ing, afld after each visit hie leaves a louis on
the corner of tihe chimney p)icCe. 1t is this
daily louis that has hitherto kept the Coun
t.eas andl her chambermaid.
Madeleine, who has seen the horses and
arriages and( dliamondis, w ho eimmbers the
dlays when thme Countess had fiftein servants
aInd fifty admirers, cannot believe that these
tImes will not return.
As for the husband of the Countess, lie
never knew lis wife. The marriage was ar
rangedi by the Prince do M--, and a post
of three thousand francs a year was given
to the ruined descendant of a great family
in exchange for lis title. lIe saw lis wife
dluring the marriage coremoiiy, t,ben lie took
possession of lis post, and sometimes read
w ith medliocre Interest in the newspapers
that the Comitesse do San Castelli was ob
taining great success at St Petersburg andl
at Paris.
It did not seem to him that she was his
wife, anid whein lie was questioned on the
subject thme Count rep)liedl coldly:.
"I believe that she is a relatioii who has
turned out badly.
Madeleine had passedl more that thirty
nights In the large arm-chalr at the font, of
her mistress' bed. Thme doctor said.: "That
woman needs rest. There are Sisters of
Charity who have imposed upon themselves
the mission of watching over the s-ck,
will send one here to-night."
At six o'clock a little sharp atuli rattlling
noise was heard, produced by a bell-rope
pulliug a broken spring. Madeleine went
and opened the door. TheSister of Charity sli
followed her. s
"Here are the potions," said Madeleine t
"this one every ten minutes, that one every
hour. Ther3 Is still a little wood in the
corner."
Madeleine went to share the bed of 'a a4
chambermaid, a friend of hers, who lodged
In a neighboring hotel, anfi the ister ofPl
Charity took her seat at the foot of the bed.
Mine. d San Castelli asked to drink.
She sister raised her head gently ; then the
sick woman, instead of drinking, fixed her
large black eyes on the face of the Sister, a
"How eld are you?" she asked. t
"Eighteen years, madame." ti
The Countess nurmured to herself
"Eighteen years !" drank greedily, and re- od
sunied, as she let her head fall back on the i
pillow :at
"Do you know that I am going to (lie ?"s
"They did not tell me so, Madame; per- flo
haps there is still a possibility of saving it
you." ,t,
"Saving me I" cried the Countess, with 'T
i'ony, "and why? Life means youth and pa
beauty. I an already dead, my child."
The Sister opened the book of her order du
which she had brought with her and began of
to read. be
This young girl had the most charming Wi
face that artist ever dreamed of. Hers was
an improbable beauty, shining forth with ne
sweetness and holihess. Tle white band th
that confined her pure ivory brow hid her Or
hair, leaving visible only her eyebrows, TI
which might have been traced with Indian er
ink, so delicate and correct were their lines. fla
The Cointesse de San Castelli contem- tho
plated her with admiration aind envy. Sud- ne
denly she exclaimed:
"Are your vows eternal ?" r
"Yes, Madame."
"What is your name ?"
"ister Rose de Lima." ex
"But your family name ?"
"It, is forbidden us to reveal it, Mad
ime.''
"Why ?"
"It is the rule of the order." at
'"Still, you IIIIy tell Ie if Ym have any lik
parents ?" a I
"None, Madame." int
"Your mother ?" fliit
"I never knew her." it
"Your father?" gre
"le Is (lead." be
Wearied with so perbistent an investi- of
gat'on Sister Rose (1e Liima asked gently if ]
she would have a little tisaue. lab
"No, thank you," replied the countess, a
and then suddenly she added(: "You are
more dead than I am, young girl I To- or
morrow, perhaps, a spadeful of earth will lie
bury even my memory, but I have had of ]
life all that life can give. You will only for
have known walls, bars and silence-dry ist
bread, prayers and austerity. When I en- the
tered a salon I used to raise a murmur of drc
admiration as I passed along. I have made I
queens and princesses weep with rage. The an
horses pranced at my door and adorers tol
crowded my staircase. I have worn on my suc
brow a diamond that Semiraimus would I
have envied, and I have melted more pearls spi
than Cleopatra. Noise, movement, luxury, (10
flattery; all that I have exhausted, with- yo,
out departing from an inflexible motto :
'Sinne, seduce, and love not.' Poor young to
girl, you might have all. that if you the
wished-" doi
The Sister of Charity rose: cht
"What are you talking about, Madame? ho
Do you not see what these vanities are? sal,
You have had all that, and I am happier saN
than you are. If I had need of consolation, the
tile history of Mary, the sister of Martha,
would suffice. For me a contemplative life lil3
has replaced an active life. In the depths int
of my solitude I love to lose myself in mute blc
adoration, and I forget the world that iu
passes in view of the worlt which does not bet
pass." sm
The voice of the young nun had assumed th
a sonority full of enthusiasm. mii
"Just now," she added, "you spoke to j
me of my fat'her. I receivedl his last sIgh let:
and his last benediction. I cultivate that ti'i
cherished souvenir like a precious plant, Tc
and I should fear to see it withered outside cut
of the retreat, that I have chosen. som
Mine. do San Castilli interrupted her:
"Vanities, did you say? And what is ski
life without its cortege of pleasures ? In hum- ll
man passions there is sometimes a mixture car
of tile gigantic. To be beautiful is to reign. the
A cavalier who lcvedl me killed himself at
mv feet ; he gave me there what lhe would exl
hlave given to no other. I have been adored rep
like a goddess of antiquity. To make one's rec
self the rival of God is something high and an<
terrible. Little as our life is, it is enlarged fe
by pleasures, and takes a peculiar inplort- wh
ance by tIhe profusion of our disdains andl joy
tile mber of our victims I"
Sister Rtose (10 Luna p)laced 1her handis on bra
the Countess' lips as if to arrest her wordls- da'
"You are feverish," ehe said. "You
blaspheme and pain me."
a, Mmne. doe San Castelli seemed to reflect.
"Nevertheless, I have loved. 1 have
loved once in my life. I was sixteen. What
has beeomie of hunm? I was carried away in
tile whirlpool of life. But if hie were here nlo
my life wouldl be sweeter.Open01 that casket, il
1 pray you, Sister. Here are my p)apers- th
My certificate of birth-Florence, 10OcI
totber-Marla Thieodorai DasI." 0 Ochi
The Sister advanced slowvly toward tile
bed, holding out nor hands. wc
"Tile man whom you loved," she nmur- 01)
mnured, ''was namedl Gabriel ?" bri
''Yes," cried the (lying woman, "Ga. N
briel (1e Beryla. Ilow do you know that ? lie
"It, was lie who brought me up." wc
''Your father ?" wi
"'Gabriel de Ilervls." tl
The Countess conitlnuedl wildly: ,
"'You were born in italy. lie brought
you to Francee after my treason-and lhe is h
deadi I' tib
Th'le p)oor woman sobbed0(. Sister Rlose (de toi
Limna hadl fallen on her knees andi id~denit
her face in her handls. Th'le Countesspeized E"
her and covered her with feverish, p)assion-*
ate kcisses, dr
''You (1id not, then, know who I wvas a
when you came here ?" I
"My father never pronounced the namue ev
of Castell." th
"'Trute ; for himii I was neoter anything "t
but Tlheodora D)atl. But tell me,. .howth
no
''le died with one hand in mine and then
other in that of his best, friend-an 01(1 man sor
-a prlest.' wr
'rho Countess raised lip her daughter.
"You are my redemption," she eried. i
"I dlie in peace. Go, fetch me that old(f
tman.'' ________________li
-An IdElsi~irs oa80 fire- Op
proof safes iI Tur key boeo it was as- "(
certainmed thlat the filling was ouly saw- to
dilRt. oh
The Water Lily.
Dowu in the depths of the river near the
ore where the mud and slhie were not
rept away by the current, grew a humble
ant. The flags pressed about It, and
rust their leaveslike green swords through
o water up Into the brightness and pure
, and the eel-grass made a tangled net
)rk above It. No one expected the little
ant to amount to much.
But lying there In the ooze, It thought:
'he water is luminous over my head.
icre is more brightness above than I have
d. ,The flags and the rushes swaying
d fluttering up there whisper together of
o warm south wind, the gray clouds, and
glory of the sui. If I otly could rise!
I only could!"
By-and-by the plant sent forth a leaf, an
d, round thing like a fan, and slowly it
led the leaf oi the summit of its flexible
mi toward the surface of the water.
"Ho01 11 Ho" laughed the polliwogs,
uncing by, "what a droll leafl When
gets to the surface, and we are frogs,
rill be a fine seat for us while we sing,
rick-sa-trix, Trick-sa-trix,' and our ok(
pa plays the trombone."
"Pray, don't be too pushing." said the
ckweed. "You're as well off as the rest
us. A plant of your condition ought to
modest. Don't be too pushing; no good
Il come of it."
The humble plant gave no heed to its
Ighbors' comments, but patiently lifted
round leaf a little higher each day.
e morning it felt a strange electric thrill.
c leaf had reached the surface of the riv
and the sun shone upon it; and the tall
gs parted a little to make room, while
iy whispered kindly "Good morning,
ghibor."
Soon the humble plant found a round,
en ball in its bosom.
"Ai I this Is a bud," it said to itself.
t shall go up to my happy taf, and there
)and the loveliness I know is hidden with
It.
Patiently as it had lifted the leaf the
nt lifted the bud toward the sunshine.
n'e dreamy summer day went by, and
last the round bud opened its sepals, and
e a radiant, golden-hearted star of snow,
>lossom lay upon the river and looked
o the sky. 'lie red-winged blackbirds
ting to and fro among the flags, sang of
the south wind breathed its spicy fra
nce; the tall flags wlspered: "low
Lutiful! how beautiful I ' and the hope
the humble plant was fulfilled.
Bertram Krause was the son of a poor
orer. Iis father wanted hii to become
mith.
"Al i! now, if Bertram could shoe an ox,
mend a cart-wheel, that's all I'd ask,"
would say.
3tut Bertram had different aspirations
himself. IIe wished to become ani art
and paint great pictures like tiose in
cathedral, into which he often stole to
am and hope.
NVith a bit of charcoal he could sketch
,thing, and the lads thought it fine sport
)e his models; but his father declared
h idling wicked, and said:
'Who are you, Bertram Krause, to do
se honest work such as your father has
ie all his life? You will never be worth
ir salt."
)ne day, Bertram went to the river bank
,ut flags. le worked industriously all
morning, and at noon, when he sat
vn upon the shore to eat his bread and
ese, lie was hot, and after Jie had eaten
stretched himself upon the grass and fell
,ep. When lie awoke the first thing he
i was a w ater-lily shining white anmong
flags.
'Hurrah!" he cried, "Hurrali! a water
!" and quickly springing up, he waded
a the water and picked it. With the
ssomn came the long, trailing stem, the
d and slime still clinging to It. "This
uty is lowly born," lie thought, as he
lled its spicy fragrance, and with that
rught a plan and a hope came into his
d(.
lis mother was a quiet woman, who had
rued to watch and wvait, and she syimpa
ed with, and encouraged his dreains.
her he went with his p)lan, aind she pro
ed for him a sheet of coarse paperC andl
ie crayons.
With all the skill lie had, lie drew a
itch of the river, tihe flags and the water
amidst them and when it was (lone lie
riedI it tremblingly to a great artist, in
city.
{cears irolled awvay and at. the yearly art
iibition at Munich a p)icture applearedh
resenting a summer sky, a tangle of
dIs and flags, a stretch of sullen river,
I upon the grassy shore a ragged aare
t boy who was holding a water lily at
ich he gazed with' a look of love ana
'That," said an artist, ''is by the cec
tedl Bertram Krause, and is calledl the
vni of ltop)e."
Saiuportinag t.he Gunas.
)id you ever see a battery take posi
Lt hasn't the thrill of a cavalry charge,
the grimness of a line of bayonets
ving slowly and dleterminedly on, but
re is a peculiar excitement about it that
kes 01(1 veterans rise in their saddles and
er.
WVe have been fighting at the edge ot the
0(15. Every cartridlge-box hams been
p)tled once and more, and1( a fourth of thme
gade has imelted awvay In (lead and(
unded and missing. Not a cheer Is
iro in the whole brigaide. We know that
are being dirivenm foot by foot, and that
en we break back once more thme hine
.l go to pieces and( tIme enemy will pour
ough the gap.
EIere conies hielpl
D)own the crowded highway gallops a
Ltery, withdrawn from sonic other posi
ni to save ours. Thme field fence is scat
ed1 while you could count thirty, anmd the
sa rush for the lill behid( us. Six horses
a piece-three rIders to each gun. Over
r(ditches where a farmer would not dIrive
vagon, through clumps cf bushes, over
s a foot thick, every horse on the gallop,
3ry rider lashing his team and yelling
sight behind us make uis forget the foe
front. Th'le gunms jump two feet high as
heavy wheels strike rock or hog, but
a horse slackens Is pace, not a can
seer loses lis seat. Six guns, six cais
ins, sixty horses, eight,y men race for tIhe
>w of the lill as If lie who reached It, first
uld be knighted.
A. moment ago tIe battery was a con
ed mob. We look again. aml the-six
as are In position, the detached herses
rrying away, the ammunition chests
an, and along our line runs the comimand,
live them one more volley and fall back
support tIhe guns I" We bas e searcely
iyed when hoom I boom I boom I opnsn
the battery, and jets of tire jump (town and
scorch the green trees under which we
fought and despaired.
The shattered old brigade has a chance
to breathe for the first time in three hours
as we form a line of battle behind the guns
and lie down. What grim, cool fellows
those cannonecrs arel Every man is a
perfect machine. Bullets plash dust into
their faces, but they do not wince. Bullets
sing over and around them, but they do
not dodge. There goes one to the earth,
shot through the head as he sponged his
gun. 'Tihe machinery loses just one beat
misses just one cog in the wheel-anl then
works away again as before.
Every gun is using short-fuse shell. The
ground shakes and trembles-the roar shtits
out all sounds from a battle-line three miles
long, and the shells go shrieking t brough the
swamp to cut trees short off-to mow great
gaps In the bushes-to hunt out e.nd shatter
and mangle men until their corpses can not
be recognized as human. You would think
a tornado was howling through the forest,
followed by billows of fire, and yet men
live th.ough it-aye I press forwhrd to cap
ture the battery I We can hear their shouts
as they fit.rm for the rush.
Now the shells are changed for grape and
canister, and the guns are served so fast
that all reports blend Into one mighty roar.
The shriek of a shell is the wickedest sound
in war, but notning makes the flesh crawl
like the demoniac singing, purring, whis
ling grape shot and the serpent-like hiss of
canister. Men's legs and arms are not shot
through, but torn off. I leads are torn
from bodies, and bodies cut in two. A
rounl shot or shell takes two men out of
the ranks as it crashes through. Grape
and canister mow a swath and pile lie dead
on top of each other.
Through the smoke we see a swarm of
men. It ls not a battle line, but a mob of
men desperate enough to bathe their bay.
nets in the flame of the guns. Thu guns
leap from the ground, aimost as they are
depressed on the foe, and shrieks and
screams and shouts blend into one awful
and steady cry. Twenty men out on the
battery are down, and the firing is inter
rupted. The foe accepts it as a sign of
wavering and come rushing on. They are
not ten feet away when the guis give them
a last shot. That discharge picks living
men oft their feet and throws them intothe
swamps, a blackened, bloody mass.
Up now, as the enemy are among the
guns I There is a silence of ten seconds,
and then the flush and roar of more than
three thousand muskets, and a rush for
ward with bayonets. For what? Neither
on the right, nor left, nor in ft out of us is
a living foe! There are corpses around us
which have been struck by three, four and
even six bullets, and no where on this acre
of ground is a wounded man!, The wheels
of the guns can not move until the block
ade of dead is removed. Men cannot pass
from caisson to gun without climbing over
winrows of dead. Every gun and wheel
is smeared with blood-every foot of grass
has Its horrible stain.
Aerial Navigatlon.
A Spanish Artillery oflicer has con
structed a new Aerial machine. The ma
chinc, which is of considerable extension
horizontally, but of very small vertical
dimensions, can de made to ascend or de
scend at pleasure, and can,according to the
statement of the inventor, be turned in any
required direction. It consists of two air
bags, as they are called by the inventor,
one of which is filled with hydrogen gas
and the other with compressed air. When
the latter is so far filled that its weight, to
gether with that of the car and its load,
exactly counterbalances the lifting power
of the former, the machine naturally will
neither rise nor fali. If the compressed air
is allowed to escape from its bag the whole
weight will be reduced and the machine
will rise, the altitude it will attain depend
ing upon the amount of comnressedi air
liberated. If, on the other hand, it is de
sired to make the machine descend, air
can, by a simple mechanical contrivance,
be puiped into the compressed air-bag
until the total weight of the machine ex
ceedls the buoyancy or lifting power of the
hydrogen ba1g. To change the direction of
the machine a rudd(er is providedi, to be
worked by a small steam-engine, while by
a simplle arrangemnt~ the p)osition of the
center of gravit,y of the whole appasratus
can be altered so that the resistance of the
air shall affect the machine ill the most
favorab>le manner possible. The machine,
in fact, is designed to act in the same way
that a bird (toes. When a bird wishes to
change the (direction of its flight it, lowers
one wing and raises the other, and as it
works the latter rapidly and diminishes
the speed of its flight, the resistance of
the air on the oblique surface presented
to it turns the bird around into the re
quired course. In the new aerial ma
chine this principle is applied ; but
whether it will be possible to overcome
the diflculties which may atise remains to
be seen.
A Salt. Old4 Joke.
Bailors are proverbilally jovial ; but they
are generally a contented, unambitious
class and do not seek to go out of the nar
row andt beaten track of the past for their
amlusenment. Mo,reover they arc loyal to
trad(itionsA of the sea and would prefer a
joke the hundred years old, p)rovided it
had (lone regular duty during all that, time,
to the choicest aceecion in the finest orig
inal stock that could beu set. before them.
This is not as strange as it, miighit be, for
the sailor's life isainot a very variedl one,
andt lie misses the myriad suggestions that'
excite and stimulate the fancy of the lands
man. The sailor is a practical joker, bit
his range is about as limited as that of the
last surviver of the crew of the Nancy Bell,
who would "sit and( croak, and a single
joke lie had, whiich was to say," &c. The
sailor love his single joke and lhe practices
It at odd( Intervals wheniever lie finds1 time
hnginig hcavily upon his hanids. It may
be caled the boftIte joke, and( the jolly tars
are not as simpile as they may seem In rec
peating what we might supp)ose would lie
too familiar by this time to deceive any
one. But the reverse is the fact. Lanid
lubbIers are easily implressedl by the mys
terIes of 01(1 ocean, and whenever a fresh
tale of woe in its water-proof ease of a de
letedl grog bott,le is cast overboard, the
chances are that it will in t,ime find its way
into wvandermng -circles ready to believe
anythings that comes back by .his round
about, route from those who go 'down to
the sea in ships. As long as this ancient
sell does its work, why should t,he saIlor
fret his braIns to devise anything new for
the mystification of credulous and( snp)er
stliton lsndsamnn
A Poetic License Wantedt.
Ile was a tall, square man, with a sh
sunburned ncse, an il an unshaven face.
wore a chip hat, well sweated througi
front, with a rim turned down all arot
and a (lark, narrow bit of braid for a bi
His butternut pants were neatly tuc:
into his cowhide boots, and the thumbi
his bronzed hands were thrust into
arm holes of his vest. le entered
Mayor's oflice with the air of a man of 1:
ness, and marching up to la Isonor, a
inquiringly:
"lie you the Mayor?"
"Yes, I have that honor."
"Well, I want a licemse for iy dau
or, Maria Jane."
"Ah, I see; your daughter is about to
married and you wish to procure a n
ring licensee. We do not issue those I
ers here. You must go over on the n
side to the county building."
"No, 'squire, you are mistaken
much mistaken as if you had . burnt y
last shirt or had accidhntally got into
wrong pew in meeting; butMarlaJane doe
want a license to get married, not by
means-not by more than consideral
She is a darned smart, girl, if she is
daughter, and if I do say it, as ha<
ought to. She has been keepin' school
boarding round up in the persinunon d(
trict and writing verses for the Smnn
field Weckly uyte. She thinks now
givin' up teachin' and devotin' her I
thne to literary persoots, and, 'squire,
I'm a law-abidin' man and loyal to
core-three of my boys went clean throt
to the sea with Sherman-'squire, an
want to (to the business for the girl on
square, and so I called to take out, a )o<
license for Maria Jane. You see, V
Morrison, who has been to college, t
Maria that anybody inust have a lice
before lie writ nmch poetry."
Here the Mayor's face turned very r
as if suffering from some intense inter
emotion, and it was observed that. his e
were suffused with tears. Ilis secret
suddenly approached the Window i
gazed abstractedly out upou the trees in
tubs, whose emerald branches were gra
fully swaying in the summer breeze
front of the saloons acros the way. 'l
former fixed his cu ious eyes upon
Mayor for a moment,who finally sulicic
ly recovered himself to say:
"My dear sir, your daughter needs
license to write poetry. She can write
much as ever she pleases, and it will he
right.*
H is Telephone.
"I guess I have to give up my deleph(
already," said an old citizen on ral
avenue, Detroit, recently, as he entered
oflice of the company with a very b
face.
'"Why, what's the matter now?"
"Oh ! efrytings. I got dot delephi
In mine house so as I could spheak mit
poys in der saloon down town, and mit
relations in Springwells, but I haf to i
up. I never haf so much droubles."
"41ow?"
'Vhcll, my poy Shon, in der saloon,
rings der po1 und calls ine oop und s
an ol front of mine vhants to see how
works. Dot isli all right. I say: "llell
un11d he says: "Come closer." I g
closer and helloes again. Den he sa
"18thand a little off." I sthand a little
un(d yells vunce more, und lie says: Spi
louder." It goes (lot vay for teii minut
und (en lie says: "Go to Texas, you
DutchIians " You see ?"
"Yes."
"And den my bruddir in Springw(
lie rings (e pell und calls me oop und sc
I vhas feeling like some colts, und lie sa
"Who vhants to buy some goats ?"
say: "Colts-colts-colts !" und lie i
swers: "Oh ! coats, I thought you sa
goats. Vhctn I goes to ask him If he fe
petter I hears a voice crying out. 'IV]
Dmnchmani ishi dlot on (d18 line!" "I1(d0
know, but I likes to punch his heat
You see ?"
"'Vhell, someimiies nmy vhife vhmants
81phen2k miut nie vhea I am (downi der satot
She rmngs mein poll und 1 says, "IlIclloii
Nopody sphleaks to mec. She rings ags
undl I says "'1lolloI" like duinder! 1I
(der Central Office tells mec go ahieadt, r:
den tells mein vhife (lot I am gone avhi;
1 yells oudit (lot ishi not so, und1( somnept
says, "llow can I talk if dot 0old Dutchmn
doani' keep sthill I" You see ?"
"'Yes.".
"And vhien I gets in pedt at night, sot
podly rings der poll like der house vas
tire, und( ven I schiumpis oudlt und a
hello, I hear somnepody saying: "Kiah
doan't you yhant to puy a dlog?" I vhn
no dlog, undl when I tells 'em so, I h
so;nte boobles laughing "l1aw ? ha w I hit
You see.
"'Und so you diake it oudt, und vi
someopody likes to sphieak mit me dey sl
come right avay to momn saloon. Oof
brudder ishi sick lie shall get, petter, urn
somebody vhiants to piuy me a (log, lie sl
come vhcre I can pulnch lhim mit a glul
Fishing for Monkeys.
WValkinug careless y through their hau
I strewedl somel prini upon a place,
which I (lug with my knife a few roti
holes about four inches dJeep. Comi
back to the spot in half an hour I dtropr
a gralin into each hole and loft a no<
roundl one of them, concealed with oar
Theli other end of thme line was in a biu
I was there in a short time, aind monmk(
were busy picking the grain. An<
fellow would look Into a hole and chiatt(
others came and looked an(i all chattert
lBy and-b.ly a plucky little fellow popped(
his paw, and out again. Next time lie i
the corn, then others dippod in till tI
finishmed that hole. In (lue course they pj
to thme noose, with someC chatter and1( 1
same results till the line was pulled.
sudden scream, a genecral hiustlo whilei
cap)tive was hauled home and enIvelop)ed
a hiorsc-rug. By tIs time the troopl1
uip in the trees, screaming and( shaking
boughs most G.erociously, following me
I went away, with the lost oneo kicking
lie was tiredl. I believe tis noose pIar
frequently pract,lced. I once caught
moankey on the Trimluck 11111 Fort tI
fell down the face of the scarps, knock
his head against projections till lie a
broug(ht up with a thud on a slab.
was nearly scnseless when I picked hum
No bonies were broken. In a few miu
I let hhni go to his relations, who had ne
ceased, letting him know where they we
lie crawled quietly uip the scarp rock, s
seemed1 to be received with anger. Po1
hbly they only wished to know what I
bein said to him bmy the fellow withlout
talt
Talking Twenty-six [ourg,
p The longest speech on record is believed
to have been made by a member of the
I in Legislature of British Columbia, named De
nd, Cosmos. It was in the interests of settlers,
id' who were to be defrauded of their lands.
ded Do Cosinos was in the hopeless minority.
of The job had been held back till the eve of the
the close of the session. Unless legislation
the was taken before noon of a certain (lay the
us act of confiscation would fall. The day
aid, before the expiration of the limitation Do
Cosmos got the floor about 10 o'clock A. M.
and began a speech against the bill. Its
friends cared little, for they supposed that
gh- by 1 or 2 P. Ml. lie would be through, and
the bill could be put on its passage. One
get o'clock came and went, and De Cosmos
ar- was still speaking, Two o'clock-lie was
ap- saying, "In the second place." Three
o'clock--he produced a fearful bundle of
evidence and Insiste(i on reading it. The
-as majority began to have a suspicion of the
our truth-he was going to speak until noon
and kill the bill. For a while they made
311't merry over it, but as it camie on dusk they
110 began to get alarmed. They tried inter
Ac. rtiptions, but soon abandoned them because
each one afforded himi a clance to digress
and gain time. They tried to shout him
md down, but that gave him a breathing
es- space, and finally settled down to watch
he- the combat between the strength of will
of and the weakness of body. They gave
mull hin no mercy. No adjournment for din
s ner: no chance to do more than wet his
tile lips with water; no wandering from the
Igh subject; no sitting down. Twihght dark
I Ieied, the gas was lit, members slipped out,
the to supper in relays and returned to sleep in
tic squads, but De Cosmos went on. The
tie speaker to whom lie was addressing limin
old self was alternately dozing, snoring, and
1 trying to look awake. Day dawned, and
a majority of the members slipped out to
edl breakfast, and the speaker still held on. It
k1a can't be saht it was a very logical, eloquent
es orsustalned speech. There were digres
ry sions im it; repetitions also. But the
Lry speaker kept on, and at last noon came to
a baIlled majority, livit with rage and in
- potence; and a single man who was
triunphant, though his voice had sunk to
'lhe a whisper, his eyes were sunken, bleared
tIe and blood-shot, his legs tottered under
nt- him, and his baked lips were cracked and
smeared with blood. De Cosmos had
110 spoken twenty-six hours, and saved the
settlers their lnnds.
llJewis Coins.
The New York collection is chiefly in
terosting 11s showing how the coins-from
mec the first, struck Simon Maccahmis, from
,lot 140 to 37 B. C., to those coined after the
tlie revolts which gave Rome power in the
ong Holy Land -improved in artistic qualities.
The silver slckels and the divisions of that
coin struck by the Maccabees were rude
me and bore no figures or images, it being for
ler b)dden by the Jewish religion to have im
ny ages or 1Idols," on tihe coins. This shekel
it was the first coined money of the Jews,
though it existed as a value and was men
tioned in the Bible before this time. It was
lie upon the coin of I lerod Agrippa, the rule
lys of whose family succeeded froni B. C. 37
Rhe to A. 1). 100, that tlhe umbrella first. ap.
>!" peared. Of the coins of the Roman Pro
)es curators, those of Pontius Pilate are chief
s: They bore the head of the Emperor Ves
off pasian, and were commemorative of the
ak captivity of J udea. Then followed in or
es, der the coins of the second revolt in 97 A.
ld 1). With these Jewish coins of silver and
bronze Mr. Fieuardent has arranged sev
eral gold and silver pieces of the foreign
11s neighbors of thQ Jews circulated as money
ys among the Jews themselves after their re
rs turn from Babylon. They bear most artis
I tic designs, being portraits of the Em
in- perors and figures of warriors on horse
dt back, and show the greatest possible im
is proveinents in artistic work over the early
at Jewish coin.
in'
,' Macksnaiithing an Ucisny.
In the interior towns and villagesof Gecr
many, it has bieein the custom for many
to years for the farmer to purchase the iron
mn. for his tires and horseshoes, and in somne ini
!"stances, when having a new wagoni built,
in, to purchase all the iron entering into the
len same, the lengths of every piece being fur
nid nishied him1) by the smith. One palrt of the
my. conltract is that the grmith shahl return
(dy to the farmier aill ends and cuttings from
ms5 the iron, anid it frequently occnrs that the
farmer remains at tihe shop until the iron is
all cut up, in ordher that tile sithl shalh not
Ic- ind(ulge in too miuchm cabbage. Each smlith
on 811(o1 has what is termied ''the hell," and in
mys cutting off a set of t,ires, if the farmer lbe
er, niot piresent, the largest half of the end( cut
nts off finds its way to "the hell,'' the diuty of
car putting it there devolvmig upon01 the young
wv est aphprentlce. From this always pleintiful
store the smith furnishes his materials for
the manufact,ure of blolts, horseshoes, etc.,
eni for transient, customers. Th'le horse shoe
all ig part is also a feature ; the farmer will
ny bring with 1111n the end of some piece of
if ironi or tire, with which to miake the shoes,
all or perhaps a dlozen or more 01(1 horseshoes
Ii" to be converted into new ones. The farmer
nmust blow the bellows until the work is
forged or the shoes all miade, aind must
tsthen hold( up the horse's foot while the
isshioes are being drIven on or taken off, and
Onl invariably carries the oldl shoes hiome with
nd1( hhin, unless lie prefers to give the old shios
in paymenlt for the apprentice's service In
0holing up the feet.
-ii Waking-Sticks,
*y Walking-sticks for ladies, so we are told
11d lby an oracle of fashion, are coming lnt(
r ; favor amgini. Thus doea the whirligig of
d. time bIrinig roundl his revenge for a dilscard.
ini ed cuistom). The Emplress Eugenie made
0ot the carrying of canes fashionable for her
ey sex durihig the gay dlays oIf the secoind Em
ot, uire, But iback ini aniother century we find
lie the women ap)prcciamtve of th4 walking
A stick. L,adies ad(vancedi in life walked
lie with a staff between five and six feet in
m height, talper aund slender in substance.
an tuiriied over at the uipper' end1 in the mailnner
lie of ai shiephlerdl's crook, and "twisted
as throughout the whole extent." Some
ill times these wandls were formed of palegreen
is glass, but oftener of woodh, ivory, or
a whalebone. A writei'of 1762, speakIng of
at the most fashionable sticks of this period,
zig says: "D)o not some of us strut about
ras with walkings-sticks as long as hickory
lie p)oles, or else with a yard of varnished
p. cane scrapedl taper, and bound at one end -
tes with a wvaxed thread. andl the other tipped
rer with a neat Ivory head as big as a silver
re. penny?'' it Is, iindeed, as an ap)pendage
nd of personal utility that we regard the walk
81- ing-iticks of modernm times, though in al
ad ages man has made the sons of the forest
a contribute to h!s support undeor wearimess
andl old age.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
The best way to judge cashiers and
trustees is not from their appearances,
but from their disappearances.
The "heat of passion" never yet
cooked anybody's goose. Anger opens
the mouth and closes the eyes.
A Colorado man, after being tried
and acquitted five times for murder
was hung for stealing a $10 horse.
No farmer will be mad when the cow
kicks over the milk pail. It's when she
kicks square against It and upsets it that
he's riled.
Is It so singular that men so often lie
when they find how many enemies they
make by telling the truth?
A rocking chair is just as necessary
to a woman's comfort as a nantlepletcA
or window sill Is to a man's.
Some magazine writer says, "A
woman becomes sensible at twenty
five." Then the woman Is about one
hundred and thirty years ahead of some
men.
It is a solemn thought with the mid
dle aged, that life's last business Is
begun in earnest.
No books are so legible as the lives of
men; no characteristics so plain as
their moral conduct.
Always suspect a man who atYeets
great softness of manner, an unirtillied
evenness of temper, and an enuncia
tion studied, slow and deliberate.
Egotism often weara the mask of iu
mility, and finds more pleasure in talk
ing of its own follies, and even vices,
than in not talking of Itself.
Rhicule, which cIICily arises from
pride, a selfish passion, 18 at best but a
gross pleasnre, too rough an entertain
ment for those who are highly polished
and refined.
Sensibility is like the stars; they can
lead only when tie sky is clear. Rea;
son 1s tle magnetic needle which
guides the shill) w,hen the stars are
wrapt in darkness.
Whatever difficultles you have to en
counter, be not perplexed, but think
only what is right to do in the sight of
Ilim who seeth all things, aid bear
without repining, the result.
Tears do not dwell long upon the
checks of youth. Rain drops easily
from the bud, rests oil the,bosom of the
maturer flower, and breaks (own tlt
one only-whIch hlath lived its day.
Soap bubbles are airy things, but
they soon burst. .list soit is with ina
puired up with vanity. They make a
show for a season-sall on the currelt,
but soon burst, and nothing is left of
them.
Good breedIng is the result of nature,
and not of education ; it may be fomid
in a cottage, and missed In a palace. It.
Is a general regard for the feelings of
others that springs from the absence of
all selfishness.
'Tis much easier to meet with error
than to find truth; error is on the sur
face, truth is hidden fa great depths;
and the way to seek it does not appear
to all the world.
A tender conscience is an estimable
blessing; that is a conscience not only
quick to discern what Is evil, but in
stantly to shun It, and the eyelid close
itself against the mote.
Be not diverted from your duty by
any idle reflections the silly world may
make upon you, for their censures are
not In your power and consequently
ilhouild not be any part of your con
cern.
A mother who had guided and
mouldeu thd lives of a family of chil
dren so that they come to all honest,
virtuous Christian manhood and wo
manhood, has done a work that any
woman may be proud of.
No man Is more to be feared than the
man whio is willing to tell you all lhe
knowvs, because the chances are that he
will tell you a great deal more than lhe
knows.
Teacher (to a stupId but fat boy)
"You are better fed than taught, or
else I'mi mistaken." Stupid boy
"Yes, I be, 'cause I feeds myself, and
you1 teach me."
A young lady who didn't admire the
custom In vogue among her sisters of
writinig a letter, and the erosswritlino
it to illegibility, said she would prefer
11er epistles "without an overskirt."
"Man," says Victor Hungo "was the
eionuniiiruim of the eighteenth cen tury
woman Is tihe conundrLumz of the nine.
,eenth ceutury.'' An American editori
&(dds: "We canl't guess heCr, bumt will
never give her up-nlo, never I
It is said of Sir Isaac Newtoni's
nephew, who was a clergyman, th.at I.e
always refused aI marriago i'ec, sayiiag
wit,h much pleasantrry, "Go your way,
poor children, I have done1 you mis
.ahlef enough alreadly wilthout taiking
your mloiey."
A Yankee who had never- Paid more.
than a shilling to see all exhibitin
wenit to a New York theatre to soc the
'Forty Thieves." The tIcket-seller
shiarged him threeshillings l'r a ticker.
Passiag the pasteboard back, lhe qu ietly
remarkeni. "Keep it, mister ; I don't,
war.t to see the other thlirty-ino," anid
out lie marched.
Keep the tongue from unkindness.
Words are sometimes wounds; not
very deep wounds always, and yet they
irritate. Speech is unkind sometimes
when there is no unikindnoss in the
leart. So much the worse that needi
less woundi(s lare inflicted ; 50 much01 thie
worse that unlitentionally pain Is
caused.
The readiest way to escape from our
sufferinigs is to be wIlling they should
cuddure as long as God leases.
To have sought out onie ne w fact to
day is to have three others ini the same
cuon nection seek you to-morrow.
TIho three Bible types of chiaracter
Noah D)aniel and Job,-the le'aruner, the
worker and the suff'erer,-submissonm,
*iuty, patienee.
As no temporal blessing is good
enouigh to be a sign of eternal election ;
so no temporal afhlctioin is bad enough
to be an evidence of reprobat,ion.
The gold of the sanctuary must be
tried before it Is accepted; and is
thrown into the fire, not because it is
of no value, but because it is so pre
cious. .
in Scripture the drunkard's style be
gins in lawlessness, proceeds ini til
profitableness eWds in mlseiy,; and all
shut up inl $It*dqnomnination oi his
pedigree, A son of Belial,