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'1-WEDE7LY EDITION. WINNSBORO, S.0,JULY 311 1880. *VL V-O 2
Tit 71WARS PABSING DT.
The years are paesIng by I
We watoh, s froi an open door,
Their passage through Time's corridor;
Each Sadow. in its fa ling, slope
Across the grave of buried hopes ;
The pulse of being slower beat.
Through winter's snow, thrtO summer's heats,
And faith and hope and love grow oold
As we grow old-se we grow old I
The year are passing by I
.The years are passing by !
7tie's teoord hth'uoh pages blurred I
With haty deed, with bitter word ;
Such sad mistakes mark'all life's years
We moarce can read, because of tears;
We 4" dead faces on the walls,
We hear dead voioos in the lalis,
We touch some lande on bended knee,
We kiessome lipA %e oanno see
The )ears are passing by I
The years are Oasing by I
They oarry with them as they go
The rain, the sunshine and the snow;
They leave behind the dritt of days
Wherein each soul some penance pays;
Some hopes we have, but not our own,
Bome loves we cherisb, not aone ;
And there are leaves and faded flowers
That tel& sad tales in memory's hours.
The years are p -sing by I
The years are passing by I
The sea of silence on our lips
We closer pree. Time's usubra dips
To deeper darkness down tae lane
Through which we walk to hide our pain..
We smile and smile as one who bears
A life untouched by grief or cares,
Put when in solitude %s wait,
We bow our head at sorrow's gate.
The years are passing by I
The years are passing by I
Another joins the passiug band I
Oh, is there not sojie other land
Where compensaton for ali illt
The measure of nifa's be.g 11lle?
We wait the auswer, but in vain,
The shadow faild, a sense of pain
tests on us thei esoer we go
-And whispers of the sod and snow.
The years are passing by I
'Lady Blanche's Leap."
"Now, remember, my daughter," said
my father, as he carefully tucked me 'Into
the corner of the close traveling carriage
"remember my caution. It is all very
well for you to preach against intemper
ance and dissipation in the proper place,
and to the proper person; but the Giange
and its owner are neither. The old home
a ead is a quiet, 4teady building, and your
uncle long ago sorely repented himself of
the evils you are so fond of crusading
against. Poor Walt4tr Is not what he was
. as a young man. In one day he passed
from the careless life of a 'man of the
world' into the true, humble Christian he
Is now. So be careful, daughter, that hap
haiard tongue of yours does not, uninten
tionally, wound him."
And then the carriage started away to.
wardwhi't was to me. a new and undiscov
ered country,"'even though it was but
thirty miles distant from the quiet coun
try town in which all My young hfr had
been spent.
It was a sudden thing, th's visit 1 was
about to make; for years it had been
brought up at certain Intervals, discussed,
and then laid aside.
And now, st last, I could scarcely rea
lize that I was actually on my way to the
much-talked-of "Urange," the lonely resl
dence of my father's only brother, Lord
Walter Shafton.
The latter, himself, was no stranger to
me, for of late years-since, as my father
said, he had repented of the wild life
he had hitherto led-his visits at' our lit
tie parsonage had been of frequent occur
rence.
He was a tall, fine-looking man, of some
fifty years of age, but so bent and sorrow
ful,'his head and beard so white, that one
ignorant of the truth would have supposed
him to be, at least, ten years older.
That there was a sad story connected
with my uncle's sudden change of charac
ter-some terrible gulf which had so aged
him beyond his years-I had always sus
pected; but, as my kind father seemned to
shrink from the -subject whenever I ven
tured to hint my curiosity, I never ques
tioned him.
My anxiety to penetrate the mystery.
however, rather agumented than decreased,
from the check thus put upon is; and
I resolved that, before I left the 'Grange,'
I would find some means of gratifying my
curiosity.
Fortune, fickle dame though Abe is, in
this instance, at least, proved herself my
friend, and in a few days after my arrival,
a rare opportunity to attain my object was
unexpectedly laid before me, without any
effort of my own.
Among my uncle's numerous servants
was one who had lived in the family for
many.years - during my grandfathter's life
time in fact-and to this faithful old fel
lower Lord Shafton confidcd my safety
during the long rides I so delighted In, he
himself being generally unable to bear the
fatigue of my wild gallop across the,.coun
try. One bright morning, however, I
persuaded him to lay aside his books, and
enjoy a quiet-ride with me, but fehtring
that he might wish to return before I was
ready, he told old Itobert to follow closely
after us.,
It was, as I have .said a glorious day,
and the exhilerating air and motion seemed
to act upon my uncle's gloom hke a charm.
He talked, even laughed, as we rambled
along a road I had not yet explored; and,
in fact, I had never betore seen him in such
spirits.
The one dark shadow of his life, what
ever It might be, seemed, for the time,
* forgotten, and 1 gave myself up . with de
light to study my loved relative in his ne w
character.
"Look, uncle Walter!" I cried, sudden
ly,.reining In my herse, "What a beauti
full, shady little road that is to the right!
Come, let's follow it!"
IHe made no reply, and I glanced round
at him.
To my surprise, every trace of his late
- eheerfulness was gone, and, instead, a
dark, deep. shadow, had spread over his
face-darker and more sorrowful than I
had ever seen It before.,
"lInm tIed,".lie saiid, witit the thick,
slow utterance of one who ' struggles to
contro):son6gtt eniotion, "I amt tired.
Go ong.if you:lIkq. itobert will accompany
And then, without another word, hi
struck his steed with his whip, afid wa
far away before I could reply.
I turned to look for old Robert; he we
close at hand, gazing 'in the direction h
waster had taken, and there w2s some
thing so strange in the expression of hI
(" as he sorrowfully shook his gr,
he, that I.could not resist the impuls
that prompted me to turn to him for a
explanation of my uncle's abrupt movi
ment..
"What Is the matter-do you knom
Robert V"
"Ah! yes, miss, I'm afraid I do," an
swerod the faithful old man. "I don
know how my lord came to take this road
he's never been near it for years; not sinc
He paused abruptly, as though consclot
that he had touched upon a forildden sul
ject.
"Now," thought I, as we rode slowl
forward on the shady road that had so al
tracted me, "now to question this old ma
or not, 'that is the question.' To father
the mystery 1 have so longed to have clea1
ed up; or, because I can only do so by th
aid qf an old servant, to -livot on with mi
curiosity unFatisfied I Some people woul
say it was derogatory. to my dignity t
question a servant. So It would be, I b(
liave, with an ordinary servant; but Roboi
is almost like one of the famiy; he lived i
it befo:e Uncle Walter was born. So
will ask him to tell me this story about m
Cousin Blanche's death, and her father'
reformation, for I am certain the two ar
-connected."
And in a moment after, my. "hap-hazar
tongue" was employed in eliciting the fCl
lo,wing information from the by no mean
unwilling old servitor:
"It wasn't very long after you. wer
born, Miss Shafton," he said, "that all
am going to tell you happened. You wer
too little to know anything about it, an(
it's asad tale, that folks would rather for
get than tell over again. Lady Blanch
was my lord's only child, and he though
all the world of her, and so did every on
else; she was like a bright fairy in th
house, always full of laugh, and always a
happy. She looked very much like you
bliss Shafton, and my lord see that as we:
as I do; I know It from the way I've see
him looking at you, when you did no
know it. Well, the Earl of Grandon live.
then in the Lig house you can see froin th
balcony of the Grange, and his nephew
Mr; Arthur Woodville, used often to com
down there and hunt, and he'd stay fe
weeks together. It was not very long be
fore I began to see that something mor
than the love of hunting brought him a
often to his uncle's house, and pretty soo
other people begau to think as I did.
"Any one who saw Lady Blanche an
Mr. Woodville together, would have sah
that they were just made for one another
and they thought so, too, themselves.
"Now, the young gentleman, though h
was the nephow of an earl, was poor hia
self; and, as his uncle had plenty of sor
of his own, it was very plan that he cout
not expect anytning froi him.
"Ahl if he had only been rich, thing
aight have been so difterent nowl"
"You know, Miss t3hafton, that my lor
was not always-just-just what lie I
now. He was a little wild in those days
like most young noblemen, and he did nc
want his only child to marry a poor man
so he and Lady Blanche had some troubl
about Mrs. Woodville.
"My lord said that she should dismis
him; and she declared she never would
and that her father was unjust. Well
well," continued old Robert, doubtfully
his affection for his master struggling wit
his own honest conviction; "maybe h
was, just a little. But, then, my lor
might have had reasons that no one knev
about. But it did seem rather hard to par
a young couple, who loved each other
just because the gentleman was not rich
Lady Blanche thought it was, anyhos
and so shs kept on being just as kind s
ever to Mr. Woodvilie. They often rod
horseback together, and I always went
too..
"My lord, you see, did not want to ol
fend the earl, who was his friend, by foi
bidden his nephew to come to the Grang<
and so he had to let things go as the
were.
"One morning Lady Blanche told m
to have her horse and mine ready, as Mi
Woodville was coming to ride with her.
"I brought the animals round to th
door, and, as Mr. Woodville had not con
yet, I tied them and went into the houst
As I passed the drawing-room door,
heard my. loid and Lady Blainche tall
ing.
"My lord was very angry-I could te
that fromn lis loud voice--and Lady Blanch
-was trying to calm him.
"I went out to the front again, n
waited with the horses; but oven there
could hear my lord's passionate tones.
"Mr. Woodville soon rode up, and Lad
Blanch.e came out, looking very pale an
distressed, jn spite of her efforts to soel
gay.
"My lord came out in the hali with he1
and I heard him say,too low for Mr. Woot
vylle to hear:
"Now, mark my words, Blanche; r
when you come i-ack from this ride, yo
cannot tell me you have given Artht
Woodyille his dlismissql,. this home will b
no'longer your t>me. Rememberi
"I dropped a good way behind them,.a
I always did, lust, keeping within cali.
"I could see that they were talking ver
earnestly, and ope Mr. Arthur pointed t
the little chapel we were -passing-at
t,here it now, just ahead of us, Miss $hal
ton--but Lady Blanche shook her head.
misdoubt that he was asking her to marr
haim, then and there, and so end my lord
opposition.
"Ahi no one will ever know what the
talked about!"
"Thiey had just passed the chapel, who
a deer burst from the- woods, and spraam
across the road, just before them, and nm
lady's horse-a wild tiihag' that she ougi
never to have mounted--became perfectl
frantic with the sudden fright.
"She could not hokdiu, and ' before Ma
Woodville could catchi the rein, he spran
away doWn the road at a terrible pace.
"The young gentleman, his face a
white as a sheet, dashed after, -and I fo:
lowed, full speed.
"It was an awful place for a horse I
get frightened, for, not half a mile ahdad
the road comies to a sudden stop, on tl
very br:ink of a cliff, withi th's sea roaria
two h'undred feat below! We all thr<
of us, thoQught of this; and my ladty trie
to tumn her horse, but the animal was ma
with fear, and minded her no more than
fi. Mri Woodyill pushlid his owb horn
e forward# and, just before the Arabiar
a reached the Cliff, he managed to pass it
and then turned his owji horse at ,thi
s very end of the r Ad, so as to bompletelj
s block it up. On came the Arabian, an(
- instead of stopping, as we all thought hi
a would, he came, full speed. iIght up agains
y Mr. Woodville's horse I Oh! Miss dhat
e tonI I shudder now, when I think of tha
m terrible moment I Lody Blanche's Arabi
i- an was a powerful animal, and the othe:
staggered under the shock. The next in
, tant, -1 saw both horses; with th6ir riders,
go over the cliff together! How I got hom(
to tell the tale I scarcely know. The
t never-found the bodies--the sea swallowo
: them up.
"I was sick nearly to death for a monti
after; and, wheo I got about again, m3
9 lord was like another man-kind and gen
tie, and nearly heart-broken, just like hi
is now. le has never spoken a harsh oi
y angry word to any one since.
,- "He parted from Lady Blanche in an.
i ger, you see, and he never forgets that
i God bless him!
Well, they wlil meet again, and thet
3 there will be n more anger betweer
r them-nothing but lovel
I "Here we are at the end of the road,
now, Miss Shafton, and those bushes yon.
- der are just on the brink of the cliff. Peo
i ple call it, 'Lady Blanche's Leap.'
Throoknorton Goes Shopping.
Mr. Jasper Throckmorton, who live
D out on Summer street, is the father o:
ten children. The other morning Mr
Throckmorton was just on the point 01
putting on his hat to start for the office
when Mrs. Throckmorton called after hin
from the kitchen.
"Stop at Bodder's and tell him to com4
up and fix the water pipe, and get a bli
tin dipper- and bring it with you thii
noon. Don't tell them to send it, they'll
' forget It."
3 Mr. Thrmckmorton said he would, ain
t then he put on his hat and started. As hq
B reached the front door his eldest daughti
B shouted from up-stairs: -
' "Pal pa! pal Go to Greenbaum d
t3hroder's and ask Mr. Scott to give yot
two yards and a half of brown satin, cul
on the bias, to match the dress I got lasi
t week, he'll know the kind. Bring it witl
you. I don't want to wait for it."
0 And Mr. Throckmorton, pausing witb
his hand on the door, said he'd get It, anc
& then he sighed and opened the door. Jusi
r then his oldest son shouted from the sitting
- room:
"Father, the man was up here twice
3 yesterday for the money for my now boat,
and I just gave him a note to you, anc
he'll call at the oice to-dlay for his money,
and will give you a pair of oar locks and i
dip net. Bring them up with you wher
you come to dinner."
Mr. Throckmorton kind of stifled i
' groan like, saying he would attend to it
and then went out. As he passed dow1
the porch steps his second daughter leanec
:1 out of the window and cried:
"Oh, pal do 'stop at Parson's as yet
a come to dinner, and tell them - to send i
man to lay the new carpet when they senc
I it up, and you get ten pounds of cottox
a batting and bring it up with you, for w(
; want it right away and can't wait."
t The parent paused with his hand on the
; gale-latch, and with a visible effort,
us promised to - remember the cotton
batting, and opened the gate. But th(
s voice of his youngest son from the sid(
yard caught his ear and held him for a mo.
ment:
"Pap ho, pap! Want ten cents to pa3
ii for a winder I broke In the schoolhouie,
D and I can't go to Sunday schoot until I gel
A a new hat and some shoes, and please can'
v I have a quarter to go to the plc-nic I"
t Mr. Tnrockmorton silently registered i
flogging for the broken glass, a negatlv4
for the piC-nic, and he would get the booti
,and hiat. Then he turned to go, but as hi
s passed down the street his six youngei
B children came running after him.
,"Oh, pa! don't forget to Atop and see il
the old umbrella's fixed, ma says."
-"Stop at the dentist's and see when he
-can fill my teeth."
,"Bring my shoe home from the shoe.
V maker's."
' "Ma says be sure and tell the docto:
a to come up to day and vaccinate the
.baby."
"Pap! Kin Igo swimnm' in Hawk-eye
a krlck, to-night"
e "Pal oh, pal gimme five cents to ride or
.the street cars?i"
I And MIr. I hrockmorton wont down towi
-and amazed lFred Scott by telling him t<
-cut off about thirteen feet of water pipe
I on the bias, and ho asked Mr. Parsons t<
e let him have eleving dozen skeins of cotter
batting and senid him up a man wilth a tit
d dipper; he told Dr. Cochran, the dentist
1 to come right up and fill the baby's teeth
and begged the doctor to hurry right away
y and put a half-sole on the schoolhous
di window; and then he ran to the shoomak
n or's and asked him if he had vaccinated hli
little girl's shoe, and amazed the street cal
, driver by asking him for a bath ticket, and
-when the man came around with the oal
locks and dip net he told him t65 take then
, up and lay them in the front hall, the girl
Swould show him where. And by threi
r o'clock in the afternoon it had got arount
a town that old Mr. Throckmorton wal
dr inking as hard 'as ever again, and hadn'
s drawn a sober breath all day.
- set, est, L.ay.
I "Father, does a hen set?f"
- "No, my child, the best authorities ot
I niditication now declares that the hei
V ills."
a "Do-you sit a chair f or company?"
"Oh, no, sonny, you set a chair."
y "Well-then-do you set a copy, er ei
a copy."
S "Why-I-I-I think I mnake a copy.'
g "And the sun sets, does he?"
y "Not at all-the sun sits."
LI "Does a court set, father?"
y "Oh, no1 you say of a coat that it sit.
well or il.'
."Court, I said."
g "Well, don't you snap me up I A cour
sets, I guess."
a "Does vinegar sot -or sit your teeth er
-edge?"
"Why-you ought to know that-it seti
o 'em, 1 think, Joseph."
"Does a flog set?Y"
e "Well-that-depends-on what sort o:
g a dog 'tis, Josle. But I am. sure you sol
t beans poles and tunes,"
-"And wvhat do you lay, father? Doyot
f lay on a bed, lay taxes, and Iay"
a "Joseph,-ybu hear me? iYou go righ
a ott agt ehop up songoto that brush."
A Novel Chase.
Recently a man on horseback crossed the
bridge from the Kansas City side and when
he had got across on to the apron used for
the passage of vehticles and horsemen, just
to the left of the railroad track, the horse
became very much frightened at a passen
ger train of the North ltssourI coming over
P the trestle towards the bridge. He plunged
and cavorted in such a manner that his rider
dismounted, to hold him the more safely
white the train was passing. But the
horse, wild with terror at the sight of the
iron monster rumbling along the track,
broke away from his master and started
back for the bridge. The gate between the
apron and the bridge was closed, but the
frantic animal felt it in him to jump the
Missouri river at that moment rather than
let that advancing devil on the track catch
U him. le never paused in his career, but
u) bouded over the gate like an Indian rubt'er
equmne and entered the' bridge Just in front
of the train. It was now a stern chase,
but the horse itermined that it should not
be a long one. He was firmly settled in
2 the opinion that the locomotive in his rear
a had come west for the express purpose of
0 chewing him up and spitting him out, or
more probable still-chucking him, bones,
,, hide and all into his iery bowels. The
prospect made his hair stand on end, and
he went across that bridge with his ears
laid back and at such a speed as mocks
couiparsion with any time ever made by
man, beast or machine across that structure
before. The bridge trembled under his
clattering hoofs, the toll keepers were
startled at the flying phenomenon, and the
horse shot out at the mouth of the bridge
and btopped at a good safe distance from
a the train. where lie shed tears of joy at
i what he devoutly believed to be the liar
rowest escape ever made by a horse before.
Meantime the rider of the beast made his
way back across the bridge, breathing out
remarks and opinions very forcible and
picturesque, but not proper for publication.
tie was ioud in his complaints that the
train didn't stop when the disturbed equan
imity of his horse first developed itselt, and
abused the train men soundly for their
gross disregard of his horse's rights. The
episode was a novel and exciting one, and
the horse will uever forget it.
Improved team Uannal la.
The late experiments in canal steamboats
- bid fair to be a complete success. The
3 Baxter steamers were not sufficiently re
3 inunerdtive to continue the building of that
uid of boat. They do not carry a suffl
- cient load, owing to their build, and that Is
made necessary by the form and arrange
tment of the machinery and propelung
power, the propeller being that form used
by the tug iu ihtafialo. The new style, which
a bids fair to pay handsomely, has as full a
bow and stern as the ordinary first-class
e canal boat. Tue propelling power Is radi
' cally different from the tug propeller. The
wheet is eight, feet in diaU&eter and placed
V closo to the stern; the boiler is upright,
i wath a single engine, very compact mach -
itry, taking up no more room than the
stable ia inany boats, and enabling the
boat to carry 7,500 bushels of corn and
coal for the trip. With this cargo they
run from Buffalo to New York In seven
days on live and a half gross tons of coal,
saving river and harbor towing. One re
turnea from New York to Buffalo in one
hour less than seven days, bringing one
hundred and thirty tons of freight. 'ihe
outlook now promAes to supersede mule
and iiorte towing. The Belgian system
e of cable towing will take that large num
ber of boats now relying on the mule, and
diever them promptly as consigued and in
uuchi less tite aui cost than can be done
0 by the nule. ioth systeis are necessary
for rapid movenient on the canal, and to
e cheapen the transfer from the West to the
t seaboard. 8teatu is sure to supersede ani
C mal power on the canal, as everywhere
0 else. Tn'ze canal steamboats are at, last so
t far perfoct.d .uc 1 Masuij a handsome pro
0 fit in running them, .And a large number
Li will soon be at work on the canal,
aanericana Crowa.
B it is not generally known that crowsdonot
ei go fnrther south than Washington during
0 the w nter. rThey congregate there by the
millions, and have roosting-places within
a three miles of the city. Early in the morn
ing, in huge flocks, they course down the
5 Potomac, and late in the evening return to
ai their roosts in the pine groves which lie
El adjacent to the river. They follow the
I- tide swamps whenever bared by the ebb
Y tide and subsist upon the crabs and other
'water animal life which may be left ox
e posed. But why they do not re main some
ai twenty or tirty miles down the Potomac,
t whore the pine groves are a hundred times
more extens.ve than here, and whore ice
e nevers forms, is unexplained. We have
El gone near a roosting-place, of a few acres
Sextent, aoout dusk, and were surprised to
e note tihe immense number of these birds
a clinging to the branches of the trees. They
keep tup am incssant cawing all night long,
and when disturbud, literally fill the air
. with their confused masses and cries.
, Whmen warm weather comes, they leave us,
e and are as rarely seen here dluring the aiim
Elmer as they are further north during the
winter.
The Canal neoat as a floane*.
A few of the canal captains have little
t houses and small patches of land along the
canal where they Winter themselves, their
B familhes and their stjck, and send their
children to schiooht A large number of
-them, however, live on their boats with
o their wives and babies, from January to
t December, and a hard time they have of it.
One room and that as confined and close as
o could be weli devised for kitchen, parlor,
sitting room, library, and all the rest with
t bunks ca: tailed off perhaps for a place to
Li sleep-this is their hiome. . Love in a cot
Li tage, and a very enmaIl cottage too, is one
,of the sweet poesibilities of men a and
women's lives, but how many o%f the amen
ities of lire do you think will find resting
place among the Inmates of the cabin of a
canal boat, or how many of the better traits
e ia men's nature ad women's disposition
, cen you believe will over ba therein de.
I vo'loped ? Tmd humanitarians would do far
better to turn men and women out wild in
- the west to hewn down forests and build
log houses, with all the chances of fever
t and uague and death, than to shut them up
f in these canal boats cabins and crush out
p of thema every atom .of the best of their
r natures. Yet I saw recently the wife of a
r canal captain sitting at h'er cabiu door knit
s ting a wo.sted:tiay in the moat brilliant
colors.
11eals at Al "er.
Shortly after arriving in Little Rock Joh
Forrester was attracted by. a sign bearla
the Inscription, "Meals at All Hours." Et
tering the place and meeting the proprieto:
he said:
"You keep a tavern here, do you 1"
"No. I keep a restaurant"
"I don't know muoh about your ne
names ; but you feed foli here, don
you?"
"Yei, sir."
"oWell, I want to board here three dayi
or I reckon until I get a J6(of somec kint
I see your sign says 'meals at all hours
You don't mean that, do ydu?"
"Certainly I mean it. I'll board ye
three days for $8."
"And give me my meals at all hours ?
"Yes, sir."
"Here, take the $8. I never set myse
up as a regular eater, but I'll buck agin yo
for the next three days. I think that I ca
stand her about that long. It's 11 o'cloct
Give me something to eat."'
. A meal was brought out and quickly di
patched; and remarking that he would t
back on time, Mr. Forrester! left. At I
o'clock he came back and ate again. "Yo
needn't stare at me," he said to one of ti
waiters. - -
"You are a regular boarder, are you I
"The regularest one you've got. I don
intend to miss a meal. I've got a chanc
now to get even for bel' hungry many
time."
At one o'clock John came back, and r
marked as he hung up his hat: "1'm o
time, it's one o'clock. Fetch me authin' t
eat." The waiter went, away mutterini
and brought in a rather slim meal.
"Look a here," said Jolin, "don't try t
go back on your contract. I reckon yo
did rather underate my ability, but I'm
man."
At two o'clock John came back and too
a seat. The proprietor came in and aske
what he wanted.
"I want my dinner, supper or breakf ael
just what you are a mind to call it."
"You have already eaten here three tinic
to day."
"I knowv that."
"Why do you come again "
"Because its two o'clock."
"It'is not supper time."
"No, but Its two o'clock time."
"I don't understand you, sir. What d
you mean 1"
"Your understanding may have been i
jured by my surprising ability. I cain
here with the understanding that I was t
have my meals at all hours."
"he contract has been adhered to; yo
have come here irregularly."
"No, air; I have come here regular. I
was the agreement that 1 was to have
meal every hour, and I am going to stan
up to it if it packs my stomach as tight V
a green watermelon. You. are trying t
Impose on me because I iju from tn
country. I have made arr"'gements wit
a boy to wake mne up overvy, ur to-nighil
and I'm comin' li6re to eat. That's n
business now, and 'il act fair. with you an
eat every time. Give me an oyster can
coffee and some ball sassage.
The proprietor handed the man $3 an
required him to leave. A light ensue(
and John was led away by the polic<
When he completes his rock pile engag4
ment lie will sue the restaurant for daw
ages. ____ __
The Sand 111ast.
Among the wonderful and useful invei
tions of the times is the sand-blast. Su[
pose you desire to letter a piece of marbi
for a gravestone; you cover the stone wit
a sheet of wax no thicker than a wafei
then cut in the wax the name. Now pae
it under the blast, and the wax will not b
Injured at all, but the sand will cut lettei
deep into the stone. Or, if you desir
raised letters, a flawer or other emblem, ct:
I the letters, flowers, etc., in wax and siI
them upon a atone ; thena pass the ston
under the blast, and the sand will cil
away. Remove the wax, and you have th
raised letters. Take a piece of Frenc
plate-glass, say two feet by six, end cove
it with fine lace; pass it under the blasi
and not a thread of the lace will be ii
jured, but the sand will cut deep Into Lh
glass whenever it is not covered by thm
lace. Now remove the lace and you hav
every delicate ilgure raised upon the glasi
In this way beautiful figures of all kind
are cut in the glass, and at a small 02
pense. The workmen can hold their haind
under the blast without any harm, eve
when It Is rapidly cutting away the lhar
stone, but they must look out for their i
ger nails, for thecy wilhl be whittled awa
quite speedily. If they put on steel thin
bies to protect the nails it will do but Jitti
good, for the sand will soon whittle t,hei
away ; but if they wrap a piece of sol
cotton around them they are safe. Ye
will see at once the philosophy of it. Th'l
sand whittles away and destroys any lhar
substance, even, glass, but does not effe<
substances that are softt and yielding, lik
wax, cotton or fine lace, or even the huma
hand.
oir iia. ie'r--eps.
At 11 o'clock the ether night a policc
man on Beaubien street, DetroIt, cam
upon a man pounding vigorously on thm
door of a dwelling-houie, and he aske
what he wanted there. Th le pounder wa
pretty ,well set up. ieo descended th
steps, went close up to the oflcer and softi
whispered in ia ear:
"It'p m *~ny own abode, and I w-war
to get in.'
"liut why don't you call out?i" asked th
blue coat.
"B-because I don't want to, g-give my~
self away. I want to get into the bous
b-before the jawing commences. I wari
my wife to think it's s-somebody else."
"Well, go ahead, but don't arouse th
neighbors."
Trho ofler sauntered on, but in abou
ten minutes he encoaunteredi the tipsy citize
on the- other aide of the block. Tlhe ma
was thoroughly drenched with cold watei
and had lost his hat.
"Hell didn't you get in ?"
"N-not quite."
"Couldn't awaken your wife, oh ?"
"The t-trouble was," Whispered th
man, as a big shiver galloped over hhir
"the t-trouble was that sihe was awake al
tho t-timei"
"And she deluged you from a second
story window I"
"I'm not 'zaetly clear as to whether I
was a thunder-shower or only a pitcher c
w-water, and I thought I'd h-hunt youa u
apd askc you if th-thunder .showers eve
come in the night, and if lightning ove
knocks a p-perfect gentleman ofthis ow:
door.stona 9 '
suday at the uotet Des Iinvand.
On a bright Sunday morning the writer
and his traveling companion had taken an
omnibus at St.- dulpice, Intending to get
out at the Pont de Jena and then walk over
to the other side of the Seine. On arriv
ing at the PoiWt do l'Alma we noticed so
much stir among the idlers on the quay
that it seemed worth while to stop and
learn the cause. We soon found that
something of interest was drawing people
in the direction of the Hotel des Invalides,
where the First Napoleon sleeps, guarded
by the tow surviving veterans of hisarniles,
in one of the grandest resting-places pro
vided for tao ashes of mortal man. Sup
posing that the persons whom we saw
strolling towards the graves were making
a holiday vielt to the celebrated tomb, we
decided to take the opportunity, as we were
so near to see it also. To our disappoint
ment, however, the tomb was not open to
visitors at this time, and we were obliged
to content ourselves with seeing what we
could as we walked about the adjoining
buildings and grounds.
The Hotel des Invalides is an Imense
building, or group of buildings, erected by
the "Urand Monarque," Louis XLV., as
an asylum for wounded soldiers. It is
said to contain more than twenty courts,
and has an imposing front on theesplanade
of more than six hundred feet. The fam
ous tomb of Napoleon is in the crypt of the
church, beneath the dome. There, too,
are the tombs of the Emperor's marshals,
Bertrand and Deroc.
The great court, called the Court of
Honor, into which we now pass, is a bare,
open, quadrangular plaza, surrounded by
an arc..de, on the inner walls of which are
rude frescoes representing scenes from the
early and in some resptcts legendary his
tory of France. The quadrangle was at
the time comparatively deserted, but knots
of old warrior in their simple uniforms of
blue were gathering at different points.
Some were sitting in the sunshine on. the
benches between the pillars of the arcade,
perhaps recounting to one another for the
thousandth time the story of Austerlitz and
the Pyramide, of Moscow and Waterloo,
and other chapters in the history of their
eventful lives. Gray, stern, battle-scarred
old fellows they were, Some, too, were
drawn in little carriages, while others still
were wheeling themselves about in old
fashioned velocipedes.
In a little white a drum-corps of boys,
headed by an ancient-looking chief musi
cian formed in front ot the chapel doors at
the widdle of the side opposite the en
trance gates of the court. Under the
arches on the right a company of Invalides
was drawn up in two ranks, all wearing
white scarfs across the body and carrying
non-comnissioned officers' swords and
short lances with the- tri-color flying from
each spear's head. At a s'gnal given the
drums were beaten. After a prolongel
roll there was silence for a moment, and
then, at the word of command trom a fine
looking old officer, these veterans of a hun
dred battles marched or hobbled into
church .to the sound of the drums beating
their loudest thrqpgh the lofty ailes. Half
way up the nave they halted, opened ranks
and faced inward, and quickly aligning
themselves on either side stood steadily at
"carry arms." The officers then, two by
two, all In gala dress and proceded by the
gorgeously attired Suisse, with halberd
in hand, marched in between the open
ranks.
They were a goodly company of men
still, and conscious of their own grandeur
and Importance. As they passed up to
wards the chancel, the two arms of vet
erans presented arms. In a few moments
the commandant entered, and then all the
officers took their seats in the space nearest
the choir. A loud roll of the drums, and
the officer in command gives the word
"order arms." Then a fine military band
strikes up, and after the stirring strains have
ceased the tones of the organ at the end of
the church are heard, at first soft and low,
then, swelling lould and full, and at last
gradually dying away. The priests In their
gorgeous vestments are in their places be..
fore the altar, at either sIde of which-how
strange the sighti-otands a soldier with
lance upright. .Between the priest and
the congregation, halberd still in hand, is
seen the stately figure of the Suisse. The
s'lemn prayers are offered up, and the air
grows heavy with incense. And now the
music has ceased, and every sound is hush
ed as we reach the crowning point of the
ceremony. 'rho priest is about to elevate
the hoot. Suddenly tzae S3uisse strikes his
staff fiercely upon the marble pavement.
Tihe drums furIously beat a salute. Trho
soldiers present arms, then come to the
"carry," then ground their arms in a pecu
lIar way and fall upon one knee supported
by their pikes. A little bell rings once,
twice, thrice, perfect silence, and all are
bowed to the ground. Again the boll
.rmgs, and we rIse. TIhe soldiers shoul
der the arims, and the band breaks f orth
again In victorious strains of ' martial
muuio.
After this an anthem is sung, and the
priests retire frown the chancel. In a few
momients the oficers rise, and, preceded by
the Suisse, pass out in reverse order
through the open ranks. 'rho company of
veterans closes up, faces, and marches out
with drums beating, the drum corps halt
ing just without the doors. The lances
ame left in the vebtibule on the way, and the
speaclo is over.
A few minutes later theofficers reviewed
the company in the Cou. t of Honor. It
was a singular sIght as the column passed
stiffly in review with the music of the
drumis to which the aged veterans could
with difficulty keep step. I noticed several
wooden 1ehe, or pins rather, among them;
but the owners anji their comrades went
through all the forms with precision, and
were thLfn t.isnmised to their quarters.
Whether what has been described Is still
a regular Sunday observance at the tIotel
des invaldes or not I do' not know. -But
It was worth much to have seen it once,
for it was very suggestive. One, cannot
but feel, after seeing such a ceremony,
that he has gained a new point of vIew,
and becomes acquainted wIth a peculiar
phase of State ,reiigion. Of the mental at
titude of the men who took part in this
service, it is of course difficult to say any
thing. But If Mlacaulay's No.w Zealander
or the Inhabitants of another . planet were
to look In upon this singular combination
of priestly devotion and military parade,
might he not be excused for doi4bting
whether the divihity thu* worshipEd ,is
really the mild being whoili the Christians
are w t styile. a- ripe of Peacoe, or.
soe some god of wat of the people
to whom Inoursoontesj *e give the pkme
NEWN IN itlEF.
-The rubho 'debt was decreased
$10 000,000 during the mouth of .Moy.
-Of the 813 parishes foi tting the
diocese of Cologne, 179- at present are
priestiless.
-The H arvard Divinity School Fund
for New Professorships reached the
sum of $113,700.
-A cave ot large dimensions has been
discovered on Loyalsock creek, Lycom
ing county, Pa.
-Pennaylvania has forty-two filnt,
tweniy-three window and thirteen bot
tie glass factories.
-The cost of passenger loeomotlves
of ortinary size Is absout $12,000; heav
ier cost as high as $20,0ou.
-Only two cotton taetories are in
operation In LouiSIana, both of which
are located in New Orleans.
-A vein of gold four inches thick, It
is al'eged, has been opened in one of
the streets (i Dieloneai, G,.
-The estimated expens-es ot the Jer
sey City Board of E-ineailon for the
next school year are $237,550
-The Tidewater Pipe Line sprang a
leak in Lycominsg county, Pa., the other
day, and lost 1000 barrels of oil.
-Col. Gordon is supposed to Intend
taking comtuand of the ChInese troops,
should war break out with Russia.
-On the 19.h o June. 178t0, the (loath
of Natiwnilel Green, M ejor-General of
the Army of the Revolution occurred.
-The cattle drive of Texis will be
larger this year than for several years
past, rnioutitinir to at least 300.000 head.
- -A tract of fifty thouiand acres on
the Northeri. Pacilic Raillronid has been
hoight for a colony Iromn Bellast, Ire
land.
--rhe Hon. Rufuq W. Frost is the
trustee of Wellesley College, Massa
chusetts, who- has just established a
new live-thoUsand-dollar scholarship
there.
-An Oaceola (Pa.) mill Is making
three hundred thuiand shingles per
month. and yet cannot keep - up with
the orders.
-The manufacture of papIe' from
the iloe fibre in India, which was pat
ented in England In 183S, Is now again
suggested.
-A manufactorv at Indianapolis
turns out daily 100,000 ot the ijeat little
wooden dishes In which butter is so
generally sold.
-.Maximilian, Emperor ot Mexico,
was shot, along with two of bli Gen
erals, thirteen years ago on the 19th of
Juno.
-Richard IIl. was proclaimed King
June 20, 14 3. ie raised himself to
the throne by a series of the most in
human murde:'s.
-A small olerry-wood cabinet made
by Pre6ldent Lincoln dity years a o,
and used by himl a- a desk, Is ownedTy
a gentleman in Indiana.
-The Prince of Waies used at Truro
the other day the mallet with which
Charles IF. laid the toundation stone of
St. Ptul's Cathedral.
--American exports to China for the
years 1877 and 1878 were valued at
nearly $7,000,000, and the increase In
1879 was rapid and heavy
-James A. Garfield was born in
Orange, Cuyahosa county, Ohio, No
vember 19, 1831, and Is therefore 49
years old on his next birthday.
-In the next fifteen years almost all
the Rugsian ralroarla now in opera
tion will undergo tile process of re
demption and bocome Government
property.
-James VI. of Scotland and I. ot
Ei.gland wa- born June 10, 1500. le
caused the qgrave Sir Walter Raleigh to
be put to d 0a for his sitessful expe
ditions against the Spaniards.
-John G. Powell, Ba., 01 Esat Fal
1owvtield, Chtester county, Pa., has liv d
under every President of this country.
Ho was born thirteen months before
the expiration of Washington's first
term.
-It is said that America makes one
third or the entire paper producntof the
world. There are 027 mills in the
countrj, rep)resentIng $103.000,000,
emnploying 22,000 persons and paying
$9,555,000 in wages every year.
R-Train No. 4 of the Pennsylvania
R diroad, consisting of a locomotive
and two cen, scarted irom Philadel
pia a.t 12.51 P. M., recently, and
reached Jersey UJity at 2.94f P. M., mak
ing ninety miles in ninety-three min
utes.
-Prince William, eldest son of the
Prussian Crowyn Prince, has just been
solemnlyK betrothed to Princess Vic
toria. rho aged Emperor brought In
the bride, and beamed with gratifica
tion as hie presented Bismiarok and
other guests to her.
S-Mr. J ies Coigate, of New York,
has givena $25,000 to t;he Madison UJni
versit,y at Hamilton, N. Y. and a like
amount to the Colgate Academy. ThIs
makes $Q00,000 hie has given the Uni
versity, and ho increased the: endow
ment of the InstitutIon to $5000.
--The M arquis of Ripon will be the
g reatest peer la point of rank who ha
ever filled the uifflee of Viceroy. No
Knight of the Gurter has ever be
fore served -tihe Crown in Indlia, and
there has never before been a YIceroy
of the rank of Cabinet Minister eIxcept
Lord Canning.
--The Countess Limbertini has ob
tained a fresh hearing In her attempt
to prove that she is tile legal heiress of
tihe lawe Carditnal Anitonell. Tnue Su
premne Court of Appeals had dismais-ed
her case ont the ground that the oOlcial
church registers or 8c. Vincenso de
Anastaslo ac'counted for her iparentage.
-Pincess L ntise was shoppIng in
Chic igo. A lady approached her and
said: "There it a lady present who
was bo,rn within the dominion Qt yout
mother, and she would like to s peMkto
you." TLhe Princess shook ilaands yt
the English wonman. After a.k
conversatiu she turned to go, ae
"Hiow lonely you mOst be to stay aWq~\4'
from your country so long.",
--Prince Gortschyikoff has iMot been
Improved ln-appearance of the styvere
suffering of tehe ptst for mnoaths. His
once p.ldatatit and geniatl'feiiures are
wan and emaciated, and hise ep, e
ly sunk In their soketA, are'alS,
hidden -by an Imtuenae par oft
oles, Tnm,German Empss
raous to,hlna4ghen li eai