Kaftyre at the Ban. It Is the fortune of every man some time or other in his life to suffer mar.. tyrdom in the ball-room. The methods are various, the results the same. The executioner is of course the of gentler sex. Her name may be Miss Brown. Miss Brown may be the most charming and amiable of creatures. - But, untor tunately, so far as you and other male dancers are concerned, she Is desper ately enamored of Mr. Black. Conse quently, the only individual with whom she cares to dance is the fortunate Mr. Black. You may see her looking at him with radiant face, whispering into his ear, and showing the keenest ap preciation of everything that he says. You may also notice that she allows him to clasp her a little more tightly than is absolutely necessary, and that she leans on him for support more heavily than she is really called on to do. It Is easy to perceive that she would dance with him all night if it were not for the wholesome restraining I niluences of etiquette, even though she may not be absolutely "engaged" to him. When, however, she Is con strained to resign herself to your clutches, her demeanor undergoes a wonderful transtormation. The radI ance vanishes from her countenance, and her manner become frigid, espc8 cailly It you evince the least desire to be friendly and conildentially conversa tIonal with her. She holds you atarms' length, and, probaoly, professes to be weary before site has gone more than twice round the room. . She forgeta that with lucky Mr. Black she is able to keep up from the beginnig to the nd of a long waltz, but you do not, and your humiliation is, therefore, all the more complete. in case you should have some exctise for not thitiking that you are regarded its a bore, she listeins to what you have tosay with I (IS ratint air, and receives your neatest things in grim silence. When you fancy that you have said something smart, she will crush you by rousing herself, as if from a reverie, and saying, evidently it re ference to the law of politeness, "Oh I I beg your pardon, Mr. So-and-So, I be lievcyou said somet,hig; what was it?" You rellect that she will not break her heart if you rerrain from telling her what It was, and you are right. But, her behavior Is very liard oit you for to have to tell a Joke twice over Is very much like explaining a polut of a wit ticlsm ont wihich you partlicilarly pride yourself. ILVing eseal)ed from the lantds of Miss Brown, you may possible be hand ed over to the tender mercles of Miss Green. Now Miss Green prides her self upon the strength of her character and the power of her mind. Site woti have youi believe that site has a soul above the conventlottal twaddle of tihe drawng-room, and is able to talk to itmetn ont their pet sulbjecLs. So 11sh will ask your oplitlon of metaphly.41cal 1111( philosophical works of wichell you may not even have heard the name-1, and arclt her oyebrows it diNdain as yot ilountder about in a qumagmiire of dtitfi culty and Indiente your ownt Iiack of information. If you venture to pay13 her a comnplintmnt sihe will frown, but if you ask hter what, are hter dily3 aumuse mentts site will smile, fotr she ten will be able to declare that, shte loves read ing Germant and Greek, or tackling the thteory of evolutlin as pronounced by 11er bert Spentcer. Untdetr proper treat meitt site will lead you to unider'stanmd that she Is ashaimed of the frivolity antd emplty-hteadedness disp)layedC by thte tmjority' of her sex, anid deeply feels the st,igma which is uindeservedly cast upon htersel f it contsequtence ol' thteir misdeeds. Tlhe results of y'outr e fiort,s to etntertaini her is, nin itimesc out of ten, that you atre im idie to feel exceedi ingly small. Bitt, perhaps, thte greatest trial wvhilh one htas Loendure is M iss LackadaisIcal. Site is of a senttimnental tutrnt of mtlind, and tiniks of little except, sweethearts. $he is ready to dance t c ugh anl eve ning, almost withouL a break, regard. less of the ntching of her p)artniers antd thte sweat upon hier partniers' brows. She nevetr dreams thaL she is heavy'. She certalinly' does her best to be antia ble. You may tell hter It.at the nmoon is tmade of greent cheese, and shte will not, contratdiet, you. Inrdeed, site wvil1 smile andl ntod he'r htead, as site might, be exp)ecd to do if you were retailinag gosp)el truth. lBut, while' site is ready to entdorse everything which you have to si,y, she htas very little to talkc about on her ownt account. After supper it is trite, site may aL,temt, to rafly you about your 11irtations. Bunt, tete is notLmneth "go'' lut her chtaif, attd youi have an ittpiressiont that alte would-bc gladl 1f you would nmake love to her. SYou have ani idea that, she could upjont very slight p)rovocation, consat tute htet sell the victim of ant unreqitedi at,tatch ment. Whten you begin ojperatiotns, so far as site ia coneerneod, youtittay feel amiable and be full of sp)irits. IM t. somehtowv or othier, she "dries yot iup.'' At the3 end( of the dIrat fIgure of the quadrille, htavinig exhiaustedi the weatht or, the commtion alfection for danceing, and such inspiring tolesc, y'ou come to a stop amid wonder wh'lat ut the tnme of good~ness you tare to say next. You bei to think that after aill, you are the greater uortion of' a fool, anid are demonstrating the melancholy faict to youtr partner. lBut you nteed not hui miliate yourself. She Is prepared to jbe very miercifuli. She dloes not, mtin( long pauses. No suispietoit that site is a simpleton becatise site fails to supply you wvith matter for contversatlon (lawns on her mtind. Shte Is content to stand placidly while hter arm is in youars. It would appear' as if she had said to her self, "if lie speaks, wvell and good--if lie does not speak, well and good also; there is really not so much in conver sation as seime peCople appear to imagine. js But, unfortunately, you are niot lIke her, anid are so selfeonseioius tat in your misery you washt you were at htome. Gls, howevem, are apt to de elare that many (lances are mnade dull and irksome by the stupidity and folly of men, and perhaps, they are right. AGRIOULTURJ. TuE NEEBRITY OF OARE IN FARMING. -The necessity for agricultural editors to give earnest advice and counsel about the better care of houses, fences, tools, stock and land Is imperative. Impress upon all the Importance of studying more, and of doing everything scien tifically and systematically. The oul tivatlon of broad acres and tle sale of the gross crops without condensation is ceasing to be a paying business, and the one who canl expect to win must expect to do it by better cultivation, by a wiser care of the productiveness of his.farm, by a nore economical use of the products of his Industry, and by better care of the domestic animals. Tite farmer must stay inore at home, and by his own voice domesticate his stock, and by his hands aid in prepar ing so they will more profitably asslin Iiate their food. The farmer inust make his farn his paradise, and the presence of his stock and his family his principal delight. Our people are not domestic enough-too Inuch going abroad for the comforts and enjoynents of life which should be found in a well-fur nished house, a lovely lawn, a well arranged farm and buildings, and a goodly lot of domestic antimals who love their owner's presence. There is an immense work to be done to educate farmers to thu true principles of farm ing. There is need of not only edi torial but Governmental aid. Precept and demonstration itust be brought to bear to Induce the people to ornament their homes by setting out evergreens, planting and cultivating fruits and flowers, ornamenting their lawns, and inproving and more thoroughly do inesticating their animals and birds. They should Instil luto their children a more abiding love of home by making it more lovely. They nust be taught the importance of making every footof their ground more productive, and of using that produce so as to yield the largest returns with the least propor tloid ontliy. The home and farm should be to his heart, and the heart of his fatmily the greenest and sweetest spo on earth, around which thelv af rections should cluster, and be the dea-rest place of enjoyment for leisure hours. Tim VAi.umE o 6tA.I. TINos.-We liavo often spoken of the convenience anild value of a small1I tool hous, which should be found upon the premiIses of every farner, In which on rainy days, or part, of a day, when there Is nothing particilir on hand to go at, imliplemelits ai inaclihiery out of repair may he mended and muade ready for use. Or, I3 the event of antythiig 111ppelninlg when in operatioii, and at times too wlien the work Is hurrying, which would cause delay, we ca1 al ways Iave at hand the necessary tools to mnend It immediately anl go oin with the work without much delay, and thus aecom )IIShI what ,1ere Is to do In the specified time. We iave often heard a farmer say that lie ftilly expected to have done a certain lleld or allotted plowing or mtowing &c., it' it had not been for that stonel, sttip or root breaking some por tion of' tie Imiltlineiry, to repallr which lie hald to send two miles oil', whenl it ought to haivo been done by himself ol his own premilses lin half an hour or so. ''lhit very iipleient had111 shown weak ness the prevel410trig atulini, but, hav ing no little tool-lioi or workshop of his oWli antid t,ie I' neCessItry tools, it wits putoll altogether; and now, in the Itildfst (f Itie seasonl, when Ot,hers de. peuided ol his flishing this partle1tlar1' piece of work to go on1 with getting lin th1 crop, I' e very thling hiappenm tha he. - . wasoIt afrahl evral months before for th sasonh)eI'sok. A shop1 ad aol great deal1 to dO in1 car1' y 13ng on sysS LLema3tically3 and( ait, thie r'ight Ime01 the indis(.'pens$able opera3tions of' tihe fa3i im. SO oN FL.OW K SEKms.-lIn sowing liower' seeds a1 istake Is I r'equtently' 1111d1 ini sowin them(1(1 too doep ; 1indleed it is a1 ver'y cottunon err1or', and( itO cotts1 f'or many313 failures in the gerI'1 IlorIst, or seedsman3ii is un3juistty blamted. Tihe rule0 recomm110(ede of covering seed1 03113 thleir thiicknes'5 s lai safe one to f'ollow... Some o not(1 requli re to be covere'do, (cut, wheni sown 3111 t,hait is re ttiti 1a to press5 tile Earith downl w.ith 31 boar'd. ''hIis buries the seed lito thte grotund stilently'i13 to ensureI' t,hl.ir gerinhatio 11 thelay areo soundI. T1he soil ri'rties to be l11nely pliver'izd, 101' if It be lumpy the seeds fail between t,beml, andIl may13 (dry uip before spreutt 13ng. lia11samls 31( a nd z1nnia, anld othier me1(dIlm sizedI seed1s may3 b covetO( re fromi a1 quteri'0 to half11 an1 inchi. WVe are0 re ferrinIg no0w to tihe haierit anni1t1als, the seeds 01' w..hiicih Iay be sownt where they are to grow. As we halve said( her'etoforec, it, is better' to sow tihe 8seed ini boxes and1( transplan131t into the (open1 gr'ounhd, for iln thalt way13 stI'iroer pilants dr'ottihotter and1( gIve flowers eaisier. titit the greait ma13jority of people0(1 doot, take the troublt'e to do( this. Whlen it Is done11, wheni the plants are first set out, tihey shiouldi be wa1tered frcoequet.Iy ia (1ry' went,hier. The11 gr'ounId needs1 to be0 kep)t loose, so thait the 1plan1 tsimy re celve tihe full Ibenit, 01' the raini and( WV'rs3urso3 W IsN )0ow PLA1NTs'.--Th3ere Is 0one uniivers'alaw a3Wis to wa1terling plants,15 whic aCli groat. mnIy people en 11irely negleet . We mean31 the e'xceliltt rule 0o' w.aiteing them11 '. with watrm wav3ter', a1'lays ra1ther1 wairmer than the1 solii the plants( are gr'owing in. TheIa or'ganis of (tender1 plan1ts are e'xtremnely (10elicate; and1( w.hien they arie wanIltedl to dilgest their food1 Itls a bad planj sur'ely to paraly3ze themti with cold,(1 If we fee0( thiemi, on thle other3 hand(, wVIth foo a0(13 Ilitt le wai r'1 m, they are' Stimllated att 01ne to ma13ke tile mos0 t,Of' 03 .hir meal. A noth1 er' impotnt31 branch of 111e wateing qIulestlon consists in the wash1intg that, 'iThere are aibotut lift y distinct species of bunbte or humb131le bees found( in North Ameriea, of whiich rathier mIore 1than1 half the numberiiC1 occur ini the UitedO States, in. chidinhg our1 ne0w possesions ini Aaka. In the unmdia(ite nieighborhlood of lIock islanld we.' haive taken ab,out toil differenlt species. The socles diiffer' notablly in tile amuouInt of ye31(Vllow arkinigs, butl have aill of Item theo .samle genierail appearanlce; 1they (liffer also in1 size. As w..ithi all othier so cial inisects, thlere arc three distin1ct forms in every species of Ihmble boo, like tile dIronies (or nmales), the quieens (or perfectly fertile females) and1( thle workers (or partly fertile females) amlong tile honey-.bees. Amlong tile hiumlble-bees, it is 0on3 lyie quteenls or large femiles that, live through thle witer and1( start fr'eshi 11ests in the~ spr1ing; the wvorkers or email females aliways dlie ini the fall. TheseC5 last, for tile mlost Da1rt, only3' differ' from the (queens1 ini bemng about two-thilrds their size. It Is thie queenis alone that are seen1 ini early spring flying round apple blossomse, etc., the workers not being born tili later in tho DOMESTIO. TREATMENT O MUSLIN ARTICLES. In washing muslin dresses, the colors I may be prevented from running by a pursuing the following course: Take e out all the gathers at the top of the r sleeves and the waist, wash the dress I quickly in not too warm water, rinse i It Immediately, roll it smoothly In a p dry sheet, and let it remain till Just i damp enough to iron. Another pro- m cess for washing fine muslin of deli- i cate colors, is to take some wheat bran 1 -about two quarts for a lady's dress- a and boil it for half an hour in some a soft water, then allow It to cool, strain r the liquid, and use it as a substitute for f soap s'uds. It removes the dirt from the material like soap, Is inert in regard to the colors, and requires to be rinsed out in only one clean water, and starching is unnecessary. This may be regarded as the best method, on the whole, of washing fine muslins and also calicoes. A great number of beau- 0 tiful dresses are, fron titne to time, spoiled in washing, by the discharge of their colors, from the use of warmI suds. In all eases, the suds and rin sing water for colored articles of dress should be used as cold as possible. The bran, used as above, should be nice and clean, and a bright fair day, is better for the operation. Sor SoAr.-Most of the saponiflers 8 and concentrated lyes for making soap r have their own directions on the box. a Here are two receipts: To 1 pound of t the saponiller add 8 gallons of rain or n soft water; set it boiling, and then put t in 4 pounds of soap-fat or tallow. When C the solution Is clear and the fat all I combined, whivh is seen by the disap- 8 pearance of all fatty.eyes of spots on e the liqui(l, add 4 gallons of soft or rain C water. When cold, your soap is ready for use. Take twelve pounds of stoite fpotash, twelve pounds of clean grease. at Put the potaslt In a piece of old carpet g aind crush it with the back of a hatchet iuto pieces the size of an egg; put it in < a large iron kettle with a gallon or more of water. When dissolved add v the grease, and when thoroughly melt- i ed pour it into tle soap barrel; 1ll upii with hot water and stir well for a day a or two, occasionally. The nieat used ti inl a fainily of six or eight usually sup plies sufficlent grease to make all the soft soap required. Profit, 81,200. "To sum it up, six long years of bed ridden sleiknless, costing $200 per year, total $1.200-all of this expense was stopped by three bottles of Hop Bitters taken by my wife. She has done her own housework for a year since, with out the loss of a day, and I want every bod.y to knov it, for their benefilt." N. E. Furmer. CHocor.AT. BLANC MANOE.-Dissolve one oillice of gelatine inl as small a qiantity of warni water as will cover It. When mlelted, put oil the fIre to dissolve four ounces of Baker's choco late. Do not let it scorch, and when liquid, add one quart of new milk and three-quarters of a yountl of sugar. Boll all together five minutes; stir inl the gelatine; boil live minutes longeir, stirring constantly. Take ofi the fire; flavor with vanlilst, and pour into inouids. This dessert can be made several days before wanted, as It will kcej)c kecep. 0 GnAlAhM BRtEA .-Three cups graham Iloulr, one and a half cup3 Indian me,al hail1 cup) molasses, one teaspoonful of! soda, two of' creamn ol' tartar, salt to taste. Wet upi with milk or wvater to I the consistencyv of a thick batter. Bake i ini a coveredi tin three liouras in a nioter. [ ate oven, ot' steam, If preferredl, tile I sanme length of' time. This is pro- a iounced excellent by every one0 who tries It. i"oI)nI grea'~tly3 bene'fits when p)roper 1y given at tihe igia periods, but to' overfeed the baby Is to sicken it, a nd' induce a degr'ee of sull'erliag ; Dr. Bull'si Baby Sy rup is the best remedy for the < dilscomnfort arising f'rom overfeeding the baby. Price 25 cents. Boi.En) .JE.LY CAK E.-One teacupf(ul t wvhie powdeired sugar, 0one teacupf'ul flouir, fur eggs, whites and( yolks e beaten separa1tely, 1)pli salt; beat the yolks arnd sugar to a ceam ; add the flouri and salt, thon the whites b)eatenl to a very stIflf froth ; mix quickly ; irub and butter' a large roasting-pani ; bake ten or tlf'teen minutes, accor'ding to i oven; wvheni (1011 spiread wit Jelly , and roll qjiItikly. BiEAKrasT' D)smISs. - Trzot-t and mlackerei sp,llt open1 anid broiled, scram.. bled eggs on anchovy toast, buttered eggs wli tomato Sauce, fr ied soles with eit, lemon, kidneys stowed or frigd, kl'lney toast, ham toast, omlelets, cur r'iedi fowl or rabbit, tr'lssoles, p)Ottedl meat, and( lobster or salnon cutlets, are all excellemnt (dishles for' breakfast, and( not vecry dillcult to prepjaire-. I r any trouble is attendiant upon01 thme laby's teething, dlon't hesit Ito to use Dri. Ilull's Baby Syrusp. It is inivalu able. PIlce 25 cents a bott,le. AlooNsiu:.--Thlis is no relative to the "'honey moon01,'' notwithstand(ing it is very nice. Beat tihe wvhite of twvo eggs very liht. Sweeten 1o taste. Then slice in very thinm pmeces one0 bananiiIa, and stir' Into it; or' If you1 choose take two or'anges, or any kind of fr'uit will (10. Do riot make it until Juist before going to table. It is a hand some1 (1181 andC dlelicious foir tea. Toeachinug Parrots to Talk. Accorinmg to Cuvier, the celebrated Frmeneh natui'allst, parrots may best be taught to talk by covering thie cage at nlighlt, or rathecr In tihe eveilng, andl then mepeating to them, slowly and is (inctly, the wvords they are dlesiredI to earnm. They(13 should be kept away frott placeswvhere they would be likely tohar' dlisagree-able niolses, such as8 streetecries and the wvhisting and shouts of' boys at, play1, 01' they wvIll imitate themll, andl beconme tot) noisy to be tolerated. Par rots may be fed upjonu soaked bread and seed. They03 are fond of n.ut.s. Cayeiino pepper', Sprinlkled upon0I a b,one and( given to 11hem1 occasionally, is said1 to be ver'y !xnellelal. Th'1ey should be kept very clean,* and allowed a bath fr'equenmtly. it would be0 diflIculit to polit oult mlodeCs of trieatmnenit of the diseases of parr'ots, bitt when they be come sick It is best to keep thenm warm, change their food for a time, andit give thenm lukewarm water to bathe ini. SICK ItRai'ac,ng. l-ANtIUCa ANI, MK1.ANCHOIys go..r i ~ iig rol sti'vUInIff LI'r str hfeiNO igei Or. Jaynae's Sanative rIflii ivil 500 thy reinote ; by thu'i beneileial actiton on IiJJarorgans t,iey wilt aleo esson tihe likeJ. HUMOROUS. A CLERGYMAN who had been travel ng in a remote part of the West was sked by a pious old lady if he saw any ncouraging signs of the spread of eligion. '41 heard something," said ie, rather hesitatingly, "which you alght7possibly call encouraging. As I assed a cabin, a woman orled otit to er daughter; 'Jerushy Ann I you iean, snarly-headed cuss, come right oto prayers '" "At qnother place," .e added, "I asked a good woman if he had opportunities of hearing a good ermon. "No,' she replied. "Our only eligious privilege consists of occasional unerals.' " Grateful Womo. None receive so much benefit, and lone are so profomidly grateful and how such an Interest in recommend ng Hop Bitters as women. It ia the inly remedy peculiarly adapted to the aany ills the sex is almost universally ubjeot to. Chills and fever, inlges. lon or deraiged liver, constant or per Ddical sick h4adaches, weakness in the aek or kidneys, pain in the shoulders nd different parts of the body, a feel ng of lassitude and despondency, are lF readily removed by these Bitters. ?ouranC. PJILAI>ELPHIA milkinen say the rea on they have not reduced the price of nilk from eight to six cents per quart, as heretofore in the spring, Is owing to lie high price of ice. We don't know 2uch about farming, but it strikes us he reason is a pretty good one. Forty r fifty cows must drink a great deal of ,e water during the sunner; and be ides, a big lump of Ice may in)advort ntly fall into a milk can quite fro uently. Tim. gentleman who had been off for ishing excursion, and sent a para rapli to the local pal)er saying that ,Mr. Jones has sent home a line iness 1 'speckled beauties' " could not ac ,ount for the warm reception from his vife, until lie read that "Mr. Jones Lad been lined and seat home for a iiess with some freckled beauties," ,td then lie went for the newspaper aan with a rod. A MILION bottles of CA%tnoi.x.NE, a leodorized extract of petrojetuil, will roduce new hair onI a million bald teads, which is something that no tlier preparation ever discovered will lo. SAID a miserly old man to his wife: 'D1on't you think that our George is naking his sweetheart rather too cost y presents?" '"Oh, well," responded he wife, with meaning emphasis, 'he'll probably be stingy enough after hcy're married to maike aniids for i!s generosity now." TiE latest rage among young ladies to possess an nld-fashi ned spinning vheel for a parlor ornament. The de Ire to piissess an old-faishlioned wash oard and tub as a kitchen ornament oen't rage much among young ladies. 'hey are about as handsome as the pinning wheel, but they are not fash )nable. "I sEE a good doal about a celebrated leef Steak Club' in London," said an ld lady, as she laid down her paper; nd musingly added, "I don't see ,hy they can't pound their steak with oiling pins, as we do In this country. WE have, ouirselves tried Dolhhins' ~lectric Soap, (made by Cr gin & Co., hiladelphiha,) anid find it the best, urest and most economical soap we ave ever seen. Too much cannot be aid in its favor. Try it. AN Irish dlrtmincr, who now aiid lien Indulged in a noggin of poteen, ras accosted by the reviewmng general: 'What makes your nose so red ?" '[Phaze yer honor," repliedl Pat, "'I al vays blutsh when I spake to a gineral 'fllcer." A ScoTCouMAN having a warmn dis mte with a London cabmin about his are said, "I'd( hiac ye ken I'm a MclIn osh;" to which the irreverent cabby epiledi, "'You may be a umabrellar f or ii I know, btut my fare is heighteen ence." Tux proper wedding favor for Ia lady a a spray of Jessaunine or myrtle tied rith some leaves by a wvhite satin rib en ; for a gentleman, oak leaves and corns with silver and green leaves ad no ribbon. VEGETIrN.--By its utse yotu will pro renit many of' the discases prevailing ini he Spring and Sunnmer seasoni. A sUFFERER a k jd h< r new Engil hx [octor for advice. "Tiry a change or air,'' lie said(. She immediately dis ardied her old frizzes and braids, and avested in twenty dollars' wvortl of ew hair ; but her healtri has not im Irovedl. NEIGiiHnORs niot on calling terms are nitoying themselves just now in com enting on the extremne homeliness of. ack other's carpets as they swiug umpon the lnes. AN old lady hearing of,lire escapies, iaidl she thought it was a good Idea to give a lIre a chance to escape from s )tiiiding ; ''and then,'' she added, "'Ii C doesn' I tsa pe, why, puit it out wv ith nit ce reimny."' A iUnGLARt alarm is a good thing. Ii lets you know of the app)roach of the inurglar in time to hide tinder the bed efore he0 can corme upi and gag you. A SIAMESE nobleman, Pra PreccahI, ias just beeni beheaded for marrying r British officer's dlaughter. llow tunfor ,i nate for British girls I WoMENc~ resemble flowers. TIhey ahut up when they s1leep. 11IAYING.--Clover and T1imnothy should me cut w hen in fuall blossom; if allowed o get ipei, the (Iialuity of the hay ii uot so good. By beginning early the wvork nieed not be hurried. Use the nower~ after the dew is off in thle lore ion. Cut only as mutch as can be wvell saredi for. It is Ofteni rema:'~ked thlat ho average inality' of hay is not so rood as before the initroduictioni of thme noinag macehinies, from the temptation :o cut the grass faster thiani it can be suredl. Proe1uent nayes, TIhae validity or Mr. IIayes' title may always be .questioned, and his adminl3. tration eriticlsedl, but the payment of one dlollar gives a valid title to one bot tle of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis Dovery, and its administration can nuev er be crlticised in cases of cough, colds, incipient consumption, and general Elebility, for leading physicians of all schools endorse the Discovery and pro sert'be it in their praotico. Sold by irungits. WARRANTED not to contaix. a Iingle ,particle of Mercury or any injurious or 'mineral substances, but to consist en tirely of medical matter purely vegeta ble, which is the reason bimmons Liver 01 Regulator is so effectual, yet so harm. less. A complete substitute for Calomel, M% Blue MAes or Mercury in any of its fro forms, as a remedy for Liver bisease, my is supplied by Simmons Liver Reglila- my tor'. to "This medlineis acknowledge to doe have no equal as a Liver medicine con- Out taining those Southern roots and herbs bo which an allwise Providence has placed use in countries where Liver diseases pre- pro vail.-"Baltinore Episcopal Jfethodl8t. The Crater of Mile. We stood on tile brink of the molten lake. And here the pen falls to convoy what tile mind falls to comp':ehend E and describe a scene of fearful, terrible for sublimity-a vast pit, a thousand feet tt in circumference, with black walls for forty fot high, riaing perpendicuairly, u e and at the bottom a mass of ever-mov ing, ever-heaving melted lava; now X crusted over with a thin crust, which was cooled by the atmosphere, now all< swelling and bursting through the crust, throwing up a inass of red hot Am lava, spouting and boating tun ultously, now pressing one way, now another, surging against the sides, to be dashed back again into the ever-moving mass; scams opening, showing the lurId mass ' bAneath. Te sight was awfully grand. VIN mic, 'The nilnd,was forced back on itself, and for probably none of tile party that stood 06 and gazed and wondered, but felt con strained to compare the terrible sight before us with that lake whose fire burneth forever and ever. There has evidently been a very great change in i the whole character and appearance of this cratwr since it was visited by Mr. V( Stewart in 1825. Its action must have been, then, much more general and ex tended throughout the whole floor of the crater, whereas tle only portion now active is the sinall lake In the south-western part. Tihere Is settne tilng strangely fascinating in lingering near this mighty display of creative p)wer, and inany persoins e;pose them ielves to danger in the excitement of procuring good points for a vie w, or spt c'nieis as nicetitoes of tile visit; and soine of our party who socined a little timid in approaching it, were the last who care I to leave. We were much surprised to find or see a inas of lava, like all island, in the molten lake. It may have beci thrown up by the action of the volcano--or it may be a mass detached from the si.le of the clit and fallen in. It forms quite a striking feature of tile lake, and the question of how it withstands the action of the molten inas that washes its base At is a interesting one. -At our right a was a steam escape which, at short Intervals, militted a loud, protracted 0Dtl blast, like a high pressure steamboat. . o A new pinstic conposition has been in vented in London, formed of clean washed river sald, blue Has lime, and ! comnmon cement in about equal propor tions. This composition is moulded in to the forni of bricks or slaba, and, ,lan without firing, it dries quickly and re-m, sists tile actiou of the atmosphere. - 'My Tormnti-d Batck.'' Is time exclamation of more than 0one p