The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, June 17, 1880, Image 4
recta IBM the various.
The greyhound runs by eyesigi
only, and this we observe as a fac
The carrier-pigen flies his two hut
dred and fifty miles homeward by sigi
-namely, frum point to roint of o
jeets which he has marked; but this
only our conjecture. The H1cr
dragon-fly, with twelve thousand lei
ses In his eye,darts from angle to aug
with the rapidity of a flashing swor
and as rapidly darts back, not turnir
in the air, but with a clash reversin
the action of his four wings, and I
stantaneously calculating the distari
of the objects, or he would dash hil
self to pieces. But in what conform
tion of the eye does this consist. 2
one can answer.
A cloud of ten thousand gnats dan
up and down in the sun, the minute
Interval between them, yet no or
knocks another headlong upon ti
grass, or breaks a lug or wing, lon
and delicate as they are. Suddeul;
amidst your admiration of this matel
less dance, a peculiarly high-shoulde
ed, vicious gnat, with long, peidai
nose, darts out of the rising and fal
Ing cloud, and settling on your etee
inserts a poiEonous sting. What poi
sessed the little wretch to do this? N
one knows.
A carriage comessuddenly uipon
flock of geese on a narrow road, ar
drives straight through the mniddle
them. A goose was never yet fairl
run over, nor a duck.-They aroundc
the very wheels aud hoofs, and yi
somehow they contrive to 1lap and wa
411e off. 1abitually stupid, heavy anl
Indolent, they are nevertheless equ
to any emergency.
Why does the lonely woodpecke
when lie decends his tree and goes I
drink, stop several times on his way
listen and look round, before lie taki
his draught? No one knows, low
It that the species of ants whilh
taken in battle by other ants to he inad
slaves, should be black, or colore
ants? No one knows.
The powcr of judging of aetin
danger, and the free and easy boldnes
which results from it, aire by no mnear
incommon. 3Many birdi seeim to has
a most correct notion of a gui's rangc
and while sOuilously careful to kee
beyond it, contino their care to thi
caution, though the most obvious ri
source would be to 1ly right away oti
of sight, amd hearing, whileh they d
not chose to do. And they soietimu
appear to make even ian ostentatiou
use of theIr power, fairly puttng thel
wit and eleverniess in antagonisi t
that of man, for the benefit of thel
fellows. Wo lately read an nee(o)un11
by a naturalist In Brazil, of an expedl
tion lie malude to one of the islands <
the Aniazon to shoot spoon-bill
ibises, and other of the nagniteen:
grallatorial birds, whili are mos
abundant there.-l I 1i design was com
pletely bllIed, however, by a wretche
little sandpiper that preceded hini
continually uttering lils tell-taln cry
which ait once arouse<l all the bird
within hearing. Tilroughcut the da
dId this individual bird continiue hi
self-imposed duty of sentinel to other.
effectuially preventing the approach <
the lowler to the game, and yet maniag
lug to keep out of the range of his gui
A large proportiont Oi th.e areai of til
h3ahauma Islands is devoted to the cuiil
vat! on of frmit, of wh leh oranges an
i)ineapplles are principal ; and at thi
present, t.ime the lields in theO estates (1
which the pineapples are growing form
ai peculiar feature in the hmndscap<
Th'ie appearance of thle b'roadi expans
of young fruit, with its clusters of del1l
cately tinted, but sharip and( serraite
leaves, rising (only a short distuanie frol
the grounud, and1( covyerig the unud ulal
lng fields, produces a very renmarkabl
cillet. in 110 other branchi'l of agricaul
turn can so curious a jileturme be prc
duced as In the growth of these vaii
nu tmbers of ipines. As imany as a mil
lion anld a half of the fruit have bee
coullected from a singile acere at onec crol
Theli a1pearanciie of t hxe.eIl pineapple
est ates hias as lit tle ini co)mn withI t h
suiga r plantations or jidd.vy-telds of1 th
Iropies ias witti the corni l('h1s or vinit
ties of Europe. ini a short t Ime thmes
pineapples will be mnak ing thir al~
pealrance in thle Foreign nmrkets. The
are shipped in an1 uipeliit state, an md ims
Iture during thle voyage, m.dA bienee at
not so excellent ini iuaility ats the fln
hot-house fruIt, or ais if they,~ wer
properly ripenedi ini thle gronid. Th'I
p)ineap)ples of New Prov idencue, how~
ev,er, arie supherior t.o anmy other varieta
ani'.1ofiten attaiin ani enormoussize. Oni
-growvn inb Pembrokeshireo, weighing I10)
lbs., and measured Itfje in, in hielggh
exclusive of stalhk amid crown, aind 22 1
in erremfereiice, was servedl upl at th
coroiiatioin baiinejit of George I V., an
xinece then the improved modes of cul
-tivation have greattly increasedl the siz
andl quality of the fruit. 'There is a
enormous dlemanid for the Jiahanm
pineapples bot,h in Europe and Amenrie
and1( a new induistry has lately sprun
up in the Island in prneservhug the frul
n tmls wvhen they are fully ripened
oine f actor y In Nassaui alone ex ports it:i
nually a million tins, valued at-EIO.00(
These fruits are sup)erior to t,hose semi
away earlier in the season, as they ar
ripened naturally and packed in per
feet condition, instead of being gathei
ed when only half ripe.
A GENTLEMAN having a servant wvit
a very thIck skuill used to often cal
him the king of fools. "1 wish," sail
the follow one day, "you could mank
your words good, as I shiould then b
t.he monarch of the world."
BASE BALL Enthusiast wrItes to as
us if Sinibadl when hie took his memo!
able ride on the rock didn't furnis
the first instance of a man going out o
a fowl?
A cocKNEy mule dIriver addresse
his team as "my dear 'earers."
* 'ITuis being leap year, bull-frog
ought to be In f ashion.
how to maike crockery ware--Don
usle it.
AGRIOULTURE.
IIUGAltIAN UIASS.-Conparatively
few farmers raise LIIIS crop, though it Is
very productive and excellent for most
kind of stock, if fed in the proper man- I
i tier. The time between sowing and I
). harvesting is shorter than for any fleld I
is crop raised on farms. It is useless inl (
tills latitude to sow it early in the sea- <
son. To produce a good crop the eni
I- tire growtla of the of the plant must F
io take place during very .warm weather. I
1, If Sown at the sanle time oats are, the t
Ig plants will make a very slow growth, I
and will remain stunted during the en- I
g tire season. The trouble ome farmers c
I- have experienced with Hungarian hay j
ve has arisen mainly from allowing the j
- grass to remain uncut till the seed was a
. nearly or quite ripe. It should be har- i
vested as soon as the seeds form and I
*before Choy have commetinced to mnatu re, c
Another dillioulty has arisen from the I
1e amount of dust lungarian grass often .9
st contains. As it grows on land t.ha was i
1 recently plowed and harvested, and
over the surface of which there is no
sod, much dust Is likely to be disturbed 'j
g in raking and pitching the hay. This t
ro may be prevented very largely by cut- I
i- ting the grass quite high. and by gath- (
- ering It when it Is cured with a hand- C
it rake instead of with a horse-rake. If
I_ gathered in this way and pitched on
tle cart when the ground-'s moist with 1
C, dew nearly all the dust usually found
In I lungarian hay may be avoided.
0
SowNIo Oncan Gitais -Orchard t
grass Is very deservedly cominig more I
d11ito Cultivationl every year, both North ,
and Souh, and it will perhaps beneft y
some to be told how to sow it. It t
y should always be inixed with clover I
Ir seed. To mix the seed Properly, put ;
t down tpolin a .loor half bushel of or- 0
ch1' d gr1ass seed, and scatter over that b
one quart of clover seed ; repeat until p1
i you get a stout Pili say four or live
L bushels. Then mix thoroughly ; spread
out upon the Ilour, and sprinkle water
,0upon the pile stirring all th time until '
jotute wet, then mix In plaster or dry L
0 ashes, or even bran, until. sullielently
1 dry to seParate when thrown from the 6
s hand. Throw it in bulk till next morn
s Ing, when it. is ready for sowing. 1
s Taikn through this Process It can be &
sowI With as 1uch regularity as Wheat,
regardless of ordinary winds. If It re
nalis in bulk more than one nigit in c
warm weather, it will heat, and must
1be opened. Except for meadows or
s standing pastures, orchard grass Is too e
8 expensive. For the ordinary shifts, it.
Sjis better to use lover seed alone, as or
I chard grass does not do its best uder
two or three years,' when, if the land 0
P j ii good, it will have male a sod that t
s | will resist tihe aCLIoun o1 the feet of the t
I stnek fin wet weather.
t RiwAiis IN ROADS AND PATIM.-1t
0 shou'd be remenbered that the worst.
spot in at pIleco of road, whether nubli
or Private way, inealsures tihe ca'pacit
of tie team for hauling loads over it, 1
Sor in othor words, a team can draw be- a
tween two given points 0111) what it
r ean draw over the hardiest spot, wheth
, er it. be a Fteep hill or a mtuddy slough R
hole, no matter how perfect the other
portions of the way may3 be. Any man
would No con,idered a tfool who should t
keep a good Pair of horses for hiauling
t loads and then persist il usiig theml Oil
at one-horse wagon, drawlig but a half
load at a ti 111, and yet that laj list what 1
we aro ill doig, who year after year
haul maniire, fraain Products or ier- a
CIhanI(ise over roalls that, by t.le ex
penlitu iro o1 smll 11a1mounlit of labjr. 0
8 would enable us to haul double the
weight we now draw. April is often
tts a good month or -making repairs
Sini roads and i'aths.
a
runi with t.he cowt till hre Is six miotiths a
o)(1ldit least. If' weanedcL earlier, teetIt
on new milk just frmn thre COW three
tImes aL daly till lhe is six inont hs old, '
then t.wiee a daiy till eight monthsr, their t
on01Ce a day for a1 mronrthr 1o l0 onger.'
A t n ealday, say3 a mnonith old, give
1himna littlle hay103 to pull at, Iandi lilteor
e let hiin hrave soime Oat ieali, a little oil
caeke, vegetablecs, etc., iner. asinig tire
i'ratiOns' graiuiiliy a1 lie grows older, l
We aninug f'romn muilk should be grad -
' aa and1( ini pa2stureI timen. fIRig ihis nose
erteihtonthrs and1( hanile himt from C
-l,ht imLeron daLily. After he is weanI
.1 ed, (eed nla you wold( othri catt.le to
keep thmemr in tIhe best 'onaditioni. D)o
n rot halidle tire ing afIteri it is pot,1 in
I ut)iilie wVounrd 11lit nirly3 heleLd , aind
r'ubl on his notse someit mraltil tallow s
- wIire aL 111ay. 1
t ISony.i Th nIiOAT, CeUun, (CoI.J and1 8im11- ~
- ar tr'oubles, it sufferled to p)rogress, re
-stilt ini serious Puilmonary A treet ions,
oftet!mes11(2 ineralei. "Brh'.enl's Bron
.leisTehe"rahdrel h eto
hedsCs, 11nd1 give ahniost instanit
.\ l)iscov'.av Antor Coi2N.--An eix- a
- eiranige tellIs of ai mantI wholi plan1ts, t,wo( 11
01'r three a' eeks afiter' thle cr'op Is111 plntdl, il
.L anew hutll o 'ii every' fifteenth rowv,a
.each w ay. Anad tis Is tire reason: 1' C
tire weather' becomes dry' after the liii- C
ing hnethe ilkandtassels both become t2
I tiry tand ti,end.and thinition, if' itv
e shiould becomeii seasoniabie, the silk r'e
e tives an11 direnecws its gr'ow t hr,bt thre tas
sels do inot recover. l'h n lor' want of t,
polen,i te newI sli k is uniable to till the lI
-ollee f'or whiichr it, was1i designred. The 1:
pollen f'romi the r'ep)lante corn lO' i then
0 ready(13 to supply silk, and1( the illinig Is
comrpleted. lie says near'ly alhl tihe ahor01- t
five earis so commlon ini coire crops, arie
Cau'sed by3 tire wan tof pollen, 1a11 d1he hiais
[1 known ma rs to douibie theli' sIze in this 1
3 iillinig.
IT ia said that, six bushels of pens5 ar'e
eqal 1 to ten bushels of corii for' fatten
C inig hiogs, iaiid Lthat peas ylieid a larger
iiinumber of bushels 1)0r acre titan coirn. o
a Rose potaLtoes the smallest, aiimunt o1f
I seed ini the hill yields the best crop.
Mir. I*artinigton Says
- Don't take anry of the quack restrrins,
.as they ai'e reglimntal to the hurman
Sttitrn; bt,t uit your trutst in iiop
Bitters, whieh wiil cure general (dilap-.
a idatlon, costive habits andL comic dis-t
- eases. 'They savedl Isatae fr'om a severe
.extract of tripod fever. TIhtey are the
ne plus untuafl m nedleinos.-losona Glo'be.
i -INoxICATINO liquor produce oIl.
Sarrhwoa or co)nstlpatlin, anrd a torpid '
e ond(ition of tire liver',resulting in gen.
e ei'ai dehbility and inertness of mnindi.
e TIo overcome thIs p)rostraitionl, appent is
again made to tire liquor as ai stimulant,
.only to increase the gast.riedistur bance.
T lhie Judicious appll)ienion of1 such a
. tonic as Simimonrs' Liver Rtegulateor
w iould strike at tihe very root of thre evil
by corecting the condition of thie liver,
exeit.ing tire bowels to action, or cor- -
recting their loosentess, stim ulatinag tIre \
klidneys anid removing thre feeling of di
general dlepressmonr, and with it the U
craving for liquor.
"Tius is to cei'tify that J suffered
a with the Gastritus for four months,and ~
Coldi not be relieved until I prmoured
D)r. Simmons'Liver Regualator,and was, C<
t entirely oured in a short time. 0
"E. TF. TRNowN,oman's We lh,a. 0
IBOMlIST10,
ONtows.-From our own experlenc(
md the observation of others, we cal
,ully Indorse the testimony of the 31
.ouls Miller, on the healthful proper
les of the above esculent. Lung an
Iver complaints are certainly benefited
often cured, by a free consumption o
mions; either cooked or raw. Cold
ribld to then like magle. Don't b
fraid of them. Taken at night all of
onse will be wanting by morning, an
tie good effects will amply cornpensati
'r the trilling annoyance. Taken regu
arly they greatly protiote the healti
>f the lungs and the digestive organs
Ln extract made by boiling down thi
ulee of onions to a syrup, and taken a
medicine, answers the purpose veri
vell, but fried, roaRted or boiled, on
ons are better. Onions are a ver,
heap medIcine, within everybody'.
each, and they are not by any juean
, "6bad to take" as the costly nostrutni
neglect of their use may necessitate
How TO CLEAN BRASS AND CoPPEn.
1he following mixture will be fount(
he best thing for cleaning brass, cop
icr, tin, stairrods, taps, and even win
ows, and it is quite worth the troub
f making once a year, as quantities J
:ive will last the Unto, and the bes
Vay is to store it inl wide-Imlouth11e(
ilekle jars of glass or stone : 1 pounti
vhitening, 1 pound rotten stone,
outind of soft soap, I teacupfrul vine,
:ar, as much water is will make it i
hick paste. Let It boll fully ten mlin
ites, aind when nearly cold adh( half .
int of spirits of turpentine. Whet
'ou use it put very little on a rag rul
lie article you widi to clean well will
L until it beeomes bright, and ther
0 ih with it leather dipped in powder.
d Bath brick. Unless you use Batii
rick it. soon tarnishes, but Bath brici
reserves the polish.
i.rima Fisit FREsil WITH 31UGAR
-A imethod adopted in PortUgal fox
reserving flih con'sists In remnoviing
lie viscera and sprinkling sugar ovej
lie interior, keeping the fish In a horl.
oititl posilttio, So thiit the sugar may
enetrate as much ais possible, It 1.
*ld that fish prepared in this way eat
e kept comipletely fresh for a loni
me, the tivor being a perfect as it re.
ently caught. Salmon1 thus treated
efore salting and smoking possess i
iuch more aigroeablo tacte, a table
p0Oon of' sugar being suillolent for i
ve pound fish.
CoMPOTE OnANUHs.-Put a hau1dftu
f loaf sugar to boll with a gill of wa
ir in a saucepan; when it bolls, adt
lie rind- of three oranges minced flue
y or cut into very narrow strips; le
hie whole boll five miites,add a ilquoi
lass of brandy, and pour tho-syrup
ot-over halt a doz.m oranges, peelet
uid cored or out up into any forn yoL
Lke. Tiho oranges should be left in f
tsin with tho syrup till quite cold
nd then plied upon at dish and served
OVEN ZoviP.--One pound of goo
oup beef cu,in small Fquare pieces
Wo onions, two carrots and two pota.
oes, peeled and cut Into slices, tw(
ablespoonfuls of rice, half a pint o;
pilit peas, pepper and salt to taste, on1
ouneh of pot-horhs minced line, am
ne gallon cold water; put all these ij
redliets into an earthen vessel, covel
cry k.se and put tie jtar In a moder
to oven for four hotrs; a good disi
ien the top of the stove is wanted fox
ther cokin1g.
A SCOTTISH CAKH.-One on)11ld 0
resh butter. one pound of lump sugar.
no pound of enirrants, half a pound o1
atlslis chioppedl, a~ q[garter of' a pouna
I' canidied lemton anid orange., one p)ounl
nd( thiree-quarters of hlour , a smnall tea,
poon1fiil of sodar puit in t,he last th ig
br ee eggs, onie pint of' milk ; beat thi
titter to cr-esin then add1( the flout'
ggs and1( ilk by3 degrees. beating ail
nie t ine; p)ut~ the curranltts itn last, thei
lie soda ; p)ut spiee to taste ; bake lt
)ig tlime.
1'TRK-: EYOUP.-8iaye aill the botnes and
reatk the backbone into two or threi
iecesr; boil these in au little more wate,
han11 youi wan1t soup1, 11or anf hour ; then
I.imi out thle b)one, and1( put, in the imea
at in very small piec-es, and boil a feiw
bomuents imre ; then season, with a lite
Le salt anid pleppe)r.
SoFT MloLAssEs G ImRBREAD.-On<
uip of' mtolasses, one0 teaspooniful on
ilertitus,one of ginager, one tabllespooy
Il of butter- or lardt, anda inch of sal
If you use lard) Stir this together
iud t-hpour01 on half ai cup of01 boiling
'liter and stir in one putt of' flour
kiuke about 0o1nei deep inr a sheet
'his is very nice If' pains arc taken tc
aLve the waiter' hoiling. and to beni
elI, when the flour is added.,
Suatr Pen'-omix Wrieot-r E'cos.-Tiak<
piece at' Iigh t br'ead doug~h (an a bak
ag day) thle size of1 a quarLlt dhil)per;
at tnout on y-our moulding board:
dd( to 11his one cup of suet,
-0 cup cho~pped r'aisins, onc
uip Ztte curr'iants ; niix toget,her
bor'oughtly and set it to rise on a plate:
lihen light eniouigh, steamii two hioui's,
A lad in Albaiiy county was tr'eated
[3 a warming by his tat her, wh'len the
itter' (eriilly :it bilitin upan a ba.(
ONEi- of thle be, t e p1taphs, aneli one of
he hi irtesl ab,0o, I- th..t whieh Je-ri 0
ave fo tr Charlies Ki~h th le ainiiabl<i
ught.'"
A M ATrEU n p)edesti i an ithes are sil
be rage ini Adcanita. Ga
A' LTurJuIclnimany parties are end(ea
r ig to hush ofther siilarit r'ieele
lonts, Dri. H[ii'5 (Cought Syruip taket
he he'id andL lie Driuggists are sellny
tore than ever bef'ore. Prtice, 25 cents
TVi E only htope of hahiliheadls-CA n
OLINE, a d. odorized extract of peitro
Lsumli. E very obt)l'tion remiiovedl by
eent hinpirovemenit. I t is nowv f'ailt.
sas. The 0only eure for baldness andi
hte most dielhler h'ilr driesling known.i
GU-:LrY.--Anyl>iy re3'icommendtiiIng ai
)othini g remedy foir childri-ci conitait
ig oium tin any foi'm is guilty of
arm'u. Dri. Bull's B tby Syrup is war
bitted not, to cointah i opiates and1( shiould
ieretoreo be wiidely reiouaimeded,
In there are. anyi ol ou- reatders whot
ave niot triedi Dobns' ElectrIc Soap,
nade by Cragln & Co., Phlladelphla,)
'e adhvise them to give it Otto trial, for
icir sake. llave your groer get It.
PilirtEs AND irtMOnis ON TilE FACE.
Int thuis conditIon of the skIn, the
EOKTiIE 18 the gr-eat, relmtedy, as it acts
Ireetly upon t.be cause8. J t cleanses amid
uti lIes the blood, thereby causIng hum
iOrs of aill kinds(1 to dIi -appear.
AvowD A CosTT114 HA1? OF JBoDY, not Only
)Catuse of the alttendime dmucomioit, but I et
e-ngender diseases involving morce sorious
nbsequ -ne'es. Dr. Jayno'al Sanative P.1s are
ther Laxat, ve or Catharrtie, necenrding to the
is. and may bo osponded upon to prod uce
gan1t7 SaOrnat.Ia one I o an-i ... a.
WIT AND HUMOR.
. Too muth whiskey has had a ver]
bad effect upon a man's bump ot local
ItY. A few days ago a speou lator stag
- gered across New street, opposite tht
S stock Exchange, and accosted & broken
saying: "Say, Mister, which is thi
other side of the way ?" "Over there
of course " was the reply, as the aston.
ished bro'ker pointed to the oppositc
side of the street. "'Tile douse I" ejao
I ulated the tipsy fellow, "J- y G
3 told me a ruoment ago, when I wa4 on
- that side, that it was over here. But .
I always said that he couldn,t tell thf
truth."
"SIR I have your note for $20," sai
r one cit zen to another, as they met ox
- Larned streetSaturday. "Yes, I guest
you have." "And you'll pay it?" "Nol
i just now.'" "Sir I J will have no fool
a ing. If you don't pay the note, I'll
I "Yes?" "I'll put it in the bank.'
"Just so." "And you'll be notified tc
pay it." "Yes." '.And if you don't,
it will be proteated. "Quite likely.'
I "And-and-" "And the protest will
cost you twelve shillings. 1"leaseprut il
- mthe bank. Good norning, sir I'
A SX-YEAH-.oLD boy, living neaR
Bridgeport, was questioned by his
school teacher the other day as to his
I name. The boy said 'he hadn't got none.
"But you inust have sonle name," ill.
sisted the questioner; "what do they
call you around bone ?" "They call
me i genulie jackass," repjied the lit
tle fellow with sincerity. The investi
gation was promptly abandoned.
BELi,E-'This holly iII my hair wants
a little roller--it's too red.
Aunty-Well, why not put in a sprig
or two of mistletoe, dear ?
l1elle-Nonsnse, Auntyl why I
should have all the young mon kissing
me I
Aunty-Indeedo, no, my dear; they'd
do nothing of the kild. I've tried 'in.
A J,AD, who was at play with the son
of a next door neigihbor, asked 1is cotu
p:nflon: "Is not yoir lather a fool?"
"Nos' Who sald that of my fatihor I"
was the reply. "Nobody, as I knows
on," responded the knowing urchin.1
"but mother told ic t'other day that I
was next. door to a fool, ant I didn't
know whether she meant your father
or Nat Smith's."
NoT long ago, in the court ofsessions,
anl Irish lawyer, while arguing with
earnestness his cause. stated a polIt
whicI the court ruled out. " Vol[,"
s ild the attorney, "11(it plaze the coort,
il' am wroig lin this, I have another
pint th;.s6 equally Ias concilisive."1
"My boys," said a kind Oil City
teacher, "I ryou would be prosiudent of
the United States you utist be good
and studious.'' "WVho wants to be
president?" yelled out a young chap
ixrou a back scat." "I'd rutier be
13tdliLr Itill, and sih ot an Injun."1 Aid
the boys all chorused: "ThemL's our
MELCUANT: W'ee, Donal,' that's
becn awful' times for sheep." "Nav
only tlem, but, acih ! a' tihing's gaun to
the deevil time nloo." Merixait:
"'Losh,m.n I i1 that's the way o't)
he'11lined till extenx' Ill. premlke J."
"MAMMA, says it is not polite to ask
for cake," said at little boy.-"No,'
was the answer; "it does not loook
well in littlo boys to do so.'-"'1Bit,
said th urchin, **sihe didn't say I mut
not eat a piece if yon ave It to me1."
A- intoxicated Providce man ask
eda railroad ticitet agenxt for a t,icket to
ilades, and was givenx one for Troy.
I ile's back now antd will let the agent
-know that lhe ldin'L wxant anytinxg
worse thaun he asked for.
WnNa man's ifie comes in aind
seesgJmim razor ix hand axnd with hisi
faxce all lather, and xasks hinm, "'Are
you shaving?"' it's provoking In himx
to answer, "No, I'm blacking t,he
stove," but it's Ihumuan nat,ure to so
Ireply.
A ClERGYMAN asked a t,ipsy fellow
whio was leaniing against,a fence, where
he exp)eted to go wheni hc died, ''ii. I
can't, get along tany hetter t,ban now, I
shan't go nowhere," said hxe.
TIo part les whlo are unable to express
thxeir feelIngs we, would suggest the
matter of seniding thiemi by freight.
BAsKET-nOY on street-"'.Ere's yer
freshl Trailing nii b,itus-10 cenxts ax bunchl
-three for a qju:trter."' Unxromanxtic
and1( practi.al cutstomxer--"liave y'ou
got axiy danxdelion greens theiLre ?"
Airrxn a shArp lash of lightning,
the othxer day, a little live-y'ear-old
Essex b)oy looked upi to his miothier andi
said, "'Mammna, I guiess God scrathed
a~pretty big itatch that, time, don't
yott?"
"'I nix' xno timie to stumfV the chxickenx,'
apologized a l:adlady t,o her boarders.
''Never mind, madam, it's touxghx
enotughx as it i.,' repled1 one of them,
AN old genthx imin up townx says hia
boy is Libe chxamplion light waxit of theo
.country, for the gas is kept burninag for
im a in the hall every~ nxight after one
o'clock.
A MKIRE maiter of form-x-Ciittling a
d1r.-s.
WVhat IHotter E'videnxce
Conl thme people ask to silbstattiate
the merits of D)r. P'ierce's F"am Ily Med-1
icine than tIhe fact that they have nIot
onily yearly grown in p0lptiilar favor in
this coumntry, butt the foreige dlemand
for themn has became so great as to ne
c,essitate the estaxbiishilng of a branch
of thIe celebrated Worl's D)ispensairy
in London, England, that these bless
ings to the iilicted may be dispatched
front that, greatest, comm:exrciail(centre
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1)0op)10? O oldlen M eil Dilscovery Is
ai concentratedl, potent, alterative, oxr
blood-lanmsinxg remed(y, thaxt winxs
golden (opin ins of all in ho use it for
all huminorM, from the eommonox p)imple,
blotch or eruption, t,o the formidable
scrofutlouis swelling. 1Interntal fever,
soreness and] ulceration, yield to Its be
nignx infhluexxce. Consumixption, which
is hbut a f orm of serofulouse affecctionx of
the lungs, may in its early stages be
cured by a free use of this Godl-givon
remedy. See article on Consumnption
and1( its treatment in "Invalids' GOuide
Book"-I0 cents post-paid. Address,
World's D)ispensary Medicxl Associa
tIon, Buffalo, N.Y.
W oRcEsrEn, Mass., Fob. 3, '70.
Dxi. R. V. P'i:EnE:
Deari Sir.- With trembling hand,
from may extreme age, being eighty
ilve, I write to infor'm you of t he great
boneilt, your Golden Medical Discovery
and Pellets hxave been to me1. Th'iree
year's ago I wias prostrated with pneu
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I was raised to hiealth,and by the bless
lag of God and your mnedicines I hxave
enjoyed p)retty good health since, al
though for years before this I suf'ered
fromt weak lungs and a bad cough.
Gratefally yours,
blinv 3 ISK.
Two Or$ani.
Regulate Arst the stomach,seoond
liver; especially the first, so as to
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of all the ills that mpnkind Is heir
in this or any other climate. Hop 2
ters Is the only thing that will g
perfectly healthy natural action to tit
two organs.-Maine Farmer.
M Thollon has recently observed,
the aid of his specm"rosoope of high i
persive power, a solar prottitera:
whose height equaled one sixteentb
the diameter or the sun, or about
000 miles.
Ostrich feathers may be bleached
exposing then to the light of the i
Inu an atmospiere saturated with
vapors of benzine, turpotine or ji6t
leumi.
Nature.s Way.
Nature often cures disease but when
does, it is always by expelling In some wa
otht-r the cause. Kidney-Wort offeotually i
nature in doing tbie, and this is why it I
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Dit. C. W. BzNsoN's (OELERY CHOAMOM
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decay, loes of manhod etc.. I will send a to
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Vegetine.
The Best Medicine.
GENERAL DEBILITI
FREPonr, 1ll., Sept, 27, 1871
H1. It. STEVEss. Bostonl:
1)t'ar 8.r-1 have been using your valua
ined'cine, Vegeline, for General Debility. j
have no elitatloa n .4aying i h it I canside
onte of the best. it not the best medicine in I
market for a general invigorator ant 111c
Pur.dler. J. U. POITE
VECETINE
GIVES GENEIAL SATISFACTION.
Eruptions of tho Skin, Ohron'o Sore E
and General Debility.
Read what Dr. 8i1naoiss SayM:
VICRONA. Ms., Jin 6., IST
MA. H. 1R. QTEVNas, Bos;ou:
I have us-d Veget.ine in my family for t
years and cordially roaonmend it us a renu
for Eruptions or the Skin, Chronic sore It
and General )'billty. I have alio r conmen
it to a great many p!rsin4 in this .ection, an
hi isk it h is givi-n g enoral sattsfation.
Very respotfully, Dx. J. J. 81I1MON.
Yo ir very valu-tle meicino, Vigetine,
stored the sight to my little daughter, saved I
from being blind, and I have no doubt ea,
her life. Vfrgratofully,
MRS. J. J. SIMMON:
WITIE SUCH BlENEFIT.
SnEnovoix., Wis., Nov. 45, 157?
MR. II. It. STEYENS, Bo ,ton :
D)ear 8ir.-I cain Iuilv testify to the elciet
of youar Veg:-tineo as a Great. Bloc I l'uriler, h
ing tised 1U during the last s0een Iontlhs wt
snehl benelit. Yours truly,
W. 0. 81T. SURE, D)rug5lst
VEQETINE
Is TH E BEST
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Vegetie' is Sold by .Al 'Druggis
SterdThut's areat atarrh Remeto
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of uin - man o lt
ened by the train of tenatoeling over an
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dIfyou are yon and ufering fron eny in
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Whoover y ou fee Thousands die an
whenever Ou fel uall (roan some
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w hohavee breo n pretd
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ora,'ae cota . . 0.
puaint, ieneis an absolute
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lwrate NEVER irular.
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drods. - r.. ,o.
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