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B3ClENTIFIC, Almos.pheric Circulation.-At the last meeting of the French Academy of i Science, M. L. Brault read a memoir on t two piiases of the annual circulation of t air. The study of barometric pressure P over the entire globe had led to two ( Important results: 1. In Simmer the i lowest pressires on the continnt, are in the northern hemisphere, and the t highest continental pressures in the a southern hemisphere: in Winter, on c the contrary, the lowest continenul e pressures are in the southern hemis phereand tihe highestin thenorihern. Thus Summer exists In the north whenl t the great nimiiui presures of' f Central Asia und of North A merica, 11 and the maximum pressures of' outh y America, Auistrilia and South Africa I are established. 2. On the whole I surface of the earth the lowest conti- I nental pressures of tooe Suniner c months become in Winter the highest., ( anId, reciprocally, the highest become the lowest. Berween the two seasons i ilie pressure is greatest in the Northi Atlantic and South Pacilc Oceans. To make slio' pegs enough for A mer lean use consumes annualy 1000,000 cords of timber, and to make our lucifer matches 300, 000 cuble feet of the best pine are required every year. Lasts t ati boot trees take 500,000 cords of birch, beech and maple, and the handles of tools 500,000 more. Tie baking of our bricks consumes 2,000,000 cords of wood, or what would cover with forests about 50,000 acres of land. Telegraph poles already up represent 800,000 trees, and their annual replirs consume 300, 000 more. The ties of our railroads consume annually thirty years' growth of 72,000 acres, and then to fence all our railroads woui(i cost $15,000,000, withi a yearly expenditure 'of $15,00t.000 lor repairs. These are some of the ways in which American forests are going. There are others. Ouir packing boxes, for instance, cost in 1871, $12,000,000, while the timber used in each year lin making wagons and agricultur 1a1 im plemients Is valued at more 1han $1,000, 000,000. Distance of' the Sun.-Aird'. t)avid 0iI, tle 09ngilshI astroionioor, who went iI 1878 to lhe island of' Ascention for the purpose of using the favorable opposi tIon of Mlirs to ascertain the (ilstatice of, that planet from the eirt.h11, lld indli reetly the (istallee of t.he Sun, ifas in formed time Royal Astromonleal Sot-et.y thati the rediuction of' Ills observations of -Mars have been so far completed th at lie Is able to give the resulting solar parallax. lie finds that to be 8.78 sec., which being interprete(l oil the basis of Colonel Clarke's last determiatlan of the earth's equatorial sr-emi-diaiiete, Implies that the mean distmace of' t he earta from the siinl Is 93, 101, 000 iles. This is a smalleir piriallax than was generally looked for, though not differ Ing materially fi'ro several others which have beeni woI'ired out receit.lv. l'rofessor Newcombis determilialloni of' time parallax was 8. 48 see,; Leverrieri's later result was 8 86 sec. - % I. - .Further studies on tle asscer'ed viluiie of glyceriie us a food have been prosecuted at BIeriby J)r. .m1iiauel Mtnk. lie finds hiiat glycerine posess es 110 nit'ilve valte, inder the delin0i a10lon of 'food ats ordinriiIly necepted. Ills researiches, ioweveri', also (staiblhish Lihe fact, that t lie lattei acid f'ernmcen tat.loni of milk can he delayei id hetweeni eight teen anid t.wenty-fotui hottrs by the ad dition of' only two or three per cent. of, glycerine. A Nationahl Questin.-an lxp lantin or Iiniilwvaya. A bill is uiider conidera(t'ilonm ait \Vash igt on, whlichi proposes to aily irlimngenit r'egiliit 1(ons t) ii al fr'eight buisineiss condulit ed t wo or' mor'e St at eN. hieprecsentt ive ofd some0111 of heil !oiilupa ites initei'es'd, hauve re(cetly d3 (iscunssed its pro'visions biefore ihe I (ou'se C'ommit I ('e on C oimmer'ce. Th'ley conitendic that its enifce ment would (do muichi miore to cre'aie unf lair, unijust andii iinjuiii'ns niew' disiS(iimaultous, thian to aoish any3 of' thle praci(t ices tliat have occasionmed conmplaiut. Itaillways' wichl coibie t heir operaliins to1 ' single State wvill not) he aihtfced by3 the bill, and they3 cani 'oninuiie I)to make any13 -deviations betweeiin hiough and local i'ates, they maly choosed to est ablish, withiout be.. lng Rulljected to i'estri(iciis on1 p'iiialtjes, while the mimeuic's ri'lwaiys I hal tra'mvei'sc two or' imorie States, are to bie gov'iee 1by cast-ironi rules. Th'us, a dlisiminjat ion is imatde bwueteen two sets ofi riliwaiys, wuhieh wui'ld4 be very'3 unifaiir to maniiy of1 the coml paniles aind thc ir pat11rons. Tlhe hill also fails to ipoizse aniy i'estriict ions upoii wamter' d15( is onicanals, rivers, the (lfll of Mexico,~ anid coasts of' the Atlaint ic and~ iPacilie o'eamns; and( tus ani inividhious and( uinuiouis dhiriimit ion is e'stabi~i5lshe be'ween may railways, or' the (list ricts they triaver'se, ando vessel owners and1( transpo'trz, wuhose ica tion enables them to shlip by3 wvat er. As ther'e is much completitionu f'or the cairriage of western produce to the Athlanic sea boar'd betwveen Canadian and U'nitedx S at es lines, the bili would also hamve thie suic'iidal effect, of disciminamtinig againasl the matter', and in favor of the formeri in reference to t his impoi'tant business, mand t hus opportunimmit ies for earmning many millions of dolhla annually on the thrmoughi business would be takeni away' from our citizens whIo arc now emi ployed in railway ser'vicc, or who own Amierleani railway seemiitiles, amid trans ferred, by inuiclious law-rmking to (Cana -dian rmilways: thus compelling our Amneri can romads to tax their locail butsiness more heavily to meet the interest 4)n their debt. It is alieged that the general tendemncy o the bill would lbe to) Inlliet vital inju'rues upon01 many, comimunities withouit materi ally benftting any imphortanlt interecst or' section; the bill, hmstead of being one to provent dlisertniminations, legalizes and4 es tablishes, 1st, a disciminton in faivor of thme shIppers by one romad agahist the ship pe by another road from and to this same polmts ; 2d1, a dliscriinationi in favor of one locality magainist manother ; 8id, am dms. crimuinatonm in favor of Cmanadian romads against our own raiilromads ; 41th, a dilscrhnl nation In favor of water' routes as against railways, and, 5th, mas a mnattiral conse qluence of thuis, a dliscrlimiation migainst, all local busmness ini favor of thiroughm bmslimess, -as the bill complels the roads to cult each others' throats on time thmough bumsiess andi make uip for their lossts by taxing theoir local traflec. Aniother ser'ious objectioni made to the proposed bill, Is that it prohibits the onily~ practical methods railway mnagers have eveni yet devised for p~revenmting dliscrimina tionse betweein IndIvidual t ranspor'teris, andio puttiing small shippers on-ani equamlity3 with - large onecs, 11 would certainly be am groat mitmake to pass a law, which, in additioni to creating miany mioro diiserhlnmat ions than it cman cure, wolid also prevemnt the- only j)ctive remedy f'or exist ig~discrimuinatio from being applied. MN~,.& QE F~OR ROAST -i A MB.--Put cfotr.bl orOuftds of chopped minimt, ini to'aof vimnegar; aweeton to tq te ani4'e staind - for two hours be 4 or 80flng, FARM AND GARDEN. BRIAN Volt Co.ws.-Teni years ago I wias of the opinion that bran Was a peor hing to feed cows, but I always like o make experiments, and so I bought omo bran and mnixed it with ground ats and corn, and I and ily wite v'atched pretty close for the result. It Id not take long for us to find out that lie cows gave more tulik and butter nd the butter had a finer color. I mitted the bran one week, and my ows gave four quarts of milk less. I ed bran again, and in three days they ave four <ittarts more milk, aid since hat tLiie I will tell you how I mix my eed. To six bushels of shelled corn I. dd three bushels of oats and have It rottnd together, and with every three indred pounds of such feed I mix one I nired pounds of bran. Iii the morn ig at seven o'clock I take one bushel tit cornfodtder and one bushel oat chall'; n this I put thirteen poundsi of tile llxed feed and cleven (quarts of water; t eight o'clock I give thein elght oinids of clover ilay ; at eleven o'clock pump them pure fresh water from a veil forty two feet deep. If it Is a varim (lay I give each cow one bundle f corn fodder, out ill tile yard; if It 18 old or cloudy 1 do not leave tnelli otit oingeR' than tlhey drink; tle!n I put hem in tile stable and give the coirni odder in their racks. I also give each ow hall' a pint of' meal and half an snce of SaLt; tihis I give them every Iim 1 pilt them iII the stable. At live l'clOck inl tile eveninIg I give them1 the am1e (Iliait-it.y of cut cornfodder,' chaff in1 mixed feed, as I do inl tile morn ng at seven o'clock. At six o'clock give them eight pounds of meadow mily. I also clean them with the cur 'y comb and brush 'twice a week, iomectlimes oftener. And I also clean li 8tale1 on Tuesday, Thursday and intila(liy. I keep only four cows, and Lt tei piresent timle J milk only three >W them!!; one of them dropped her calf \uig. 25th, one Sept. 12th, and onle \ov. l5tl, and 1 make twenty to welty-fiye pounds of bittter a week >esides we use milk in two familles. I hAvY . tried, says a correspondent, il thle various ways tb prevent cows rom kicking while milking, and have '01111d nlon11 more harm less, easily ap Olid and ats ell'etual ats thle Duitch or Holland methoti, wbich Is to take at 41na1111 ropsm, aboit four feet long, aid plut it mnce arot1nd both hind legs, just ibove the galmbrol Joiuts, with a sulp knlot; draw tight enough to bring both legs 1111m113' togetier; wild tile rope IIwo or tihree titmes between tile logs, ir0111d this rope or n0oose, drawing it light., an1d fasten the rope by a half bitch. lit North Hlolland, this Is prac tI.el oil all tihe cows at every milking. They aire dIlveni to the Ililkilig ground, wheirei stakes are driveii about two feet ligh, iad to those stakes tile cows are tWed lor milking. Each cow goes di reety Io its own stake, and wben to be milked they voluintarily place their feet in iproper )osliOIi 1.0 have 1,be legs (ied. 'I'lle l)utch milk-pall Is nearly of the size ol' a s11ma1ll wash-tub; hlencc, the necessity of having the cows stand m1otie6rateliy still ; otherwise they are liable to get 1luto the 1)111. Til.s Cos-r o IOIi CAT'r L..--The s11pposed Il lrge amloun it of extra labor inv1tolved in, soiling eattle upon green f'otider crops, cut and carried to tlhen 1ll yards or barns, Is tile greatest ob jeelenl :Irged against the system. While a certain am11iount of extra labor is niueted, this is by10 1 no eans so onerous or so cost ly, as to overcome the advan taiges of tile System. By the use of it one-horse mower, lIay-rake and wagon, green ry3e, clover, oats or millet, sufil dient, forl a day's fodder for tweinty 3ows, (enn1 be miowed, gathered, loaded and~ hauled a quar11teri of' a1 i!le to the stale( iln one( hour', biy a smiart boy ol fourlteenl or I fiften year's. The1l labor 01 Iccdinlg, walt.elrinig and cleanIng the~ cat tie, will occutpy two hiouirs more. ii' half1 a1 daly Is this takenl lay, it w'll cost abiouit a centt anRd a1 hal a daiy per cow, for the labor. Th'le saving of manuri~le will mloreC than pay for this, Iluid there1' alre othier savinigs about11 the sysleml whlichi wuil 1u up11 ll)In all ton r'espectable profit,. It is on small fl'arms that, the advantage of sollin1g. Is t hie gr'eatest. CottN StCl'AnA'on.-A iilig r'eent ag r'ieuti.ura1( l ivetlons is a cornl screenl or 4epar1ator', wvhieh cll'ects its object by iincanis of' a series of cells, instead of passinRg the(3(I dl'erent kiids of grain or se(tis bt.13ween wvires, 01r through per1 oraiiloins. Th'ie action Isairatherl slowv, bri tile mnileh ine per'fec(tly separaItes long fr'omi rottnd corn11; whieat fr'om ba1r'iey 01r 01ts, fr'om pensi, Vetch1es, and1 mnt, and( diividles whleat inito two qual tics. l'Asyt1 IIINO F.. it.i. x.A--If the gr'ain is illni dalgerol' J *oint111ng, It shoul d be panttired iIthout, dlelaty. It Is often a rrent help to tile whleat 0or rye, to tulrn iheep) or calves upon01 It. These eaut lownl luxu~ranlt, growt..s and1( tread the soil fi rly 13abloult thle roots. If no0 other stoek ar'e available for this pilirp)ose, lows maly bb let into v/inter girain fields. A Rnammrous,) *Iuryan~i. Th'le latleal arguilcils igasl thie JiIIry sy's emIl (comes3 fromn souithiern Colorado. D)ur Rng tihe recent. tril of a1 ca1se there( one of lhe lawyers begant to pralctice a little of Is anvoite pr l1o(ess of cross-exam ina ltionl, the h3lject upon)1 wh'lomi he( dire'cted his skiitful lumn'inOilg binig ai womanli and the per ormnlce' beinig to the mailfe'st diiscomifort if a1 brawn'Ilylooking jurym'lian whlose apl iciarance imiieintedi im to lbe as car'eless of hie restrict ions of lawu as the wil buffalo f the hoile~lss Western praliries. As tile ronss-exain~hat loll rch3led a pariticuliar poin', le astonislind ihe c< urst by sp'rinlging to his cr1, thrulst img Is hand1( inito his hip pocket, itdi exclaiming: "'1ll thar, Mr' Stick-in he-limid ! Jack Mc ~abe won't 'low 1no 11211 to Italk to a woman in that sh~ap~e; not vhile lhe's roilmd~ !" The judge rebuked i~'tones Jack, and lhe slunig iiito his seat, inuharrassed, buit umad. Th'le iawyer, turni ng upon01 hm11 with withering scorn, began, )Omibasfically. "Of what wveight wIth me1( .8 theinign)1111 of ain ignorant julrymnl? I - '"Thiat's wh'iat I thought," said ack, as5, withi one( botund, lie cleared the ll and1( wound imiself a~roundi~ the lawvyer. Lefore at conistabile could reach and sepalrate lie strugglig pair, Jlack had1( beaten~ the iawyer' so that lie waIs obliged to give up1 he~ (ca18 and1 go home On a1 shttler. Thec urymani nearly cleaned out the court bofore io could be plaiced linder arrest, diisablii ,wo constables anid puittinig (lie crier and1( uidge to flighit. A lulOuis Lons. A oso oil iso reatly in excess of the atual ailywano wichtakes piaco 11 the healthiest phlysical a1(1nd mntal struicture and but for which waste life and youthu might lie indtefluitely prolonged, Is On~tailed upon those whose vItal powers are weak and nerv e system fragile. To arrest this rinious loss andl brace the system, a course ofHosqtt te' Stomiach litters Is the proper agent. Tone to the nerves, vigor and reguilarlty to the digestive organs and liver are among the boons conferre 1 upon1 (lie debilItated and slolk of both sexes by this inlestimable medicine, wich more 1than any known tonie tends to ocek thie prooross of unnatural and prema. ire decay. bl'oop, renewed relish for food, are both obtained by the nervous and dye peptie through Its use, whtoh is also the meane Df inutring th ytm to encounter safely ga. Isrious. atmnoaphrie inftnanaae DOMESTIC. CHInnY PASTE.-To make this de lightfill confection, select some of the bestand ripest cherries; extract both tie stalks and stones; put them into a co) pr preserving-pan. Ilways remnen bering this rule-nevei under any cir cumlistices to use any tinl in coinnec tion with red fruits. Now umafsh the puil1; place the panl over time fire and boll until the fruit is soft; keep stirring the pulp) constantly while It is over tihe lire ; pass and press through a hair sieve. Forevery pound of fruit add th ree-qiarters of a potm1d of best finely pu verizAed sugar. Place again over tihe ire. lo not permit a very fierce boll now. Allow It to simer only, and keep constantly in motion by stirring utill tie pulp Is reduced to the con gistency of a thick marmalade. Now remove from the fire and Rpread the fruit on aliects of paper. I'laco in thle hot closetto dry. After the frulb has become thiorougily dried it may be formed into knots or rings, and cut ip into various shmap1es, plalin or fanciful, and then crystallized. CAnE OF TINWAni.-A few years ago I became acquainted with the household maiagement of a childless .vidow who lived alone.It might be expectedthat she would be very particular with every thing, but in nothing was she Imiore 80 than in the care of her tinware. Every diy, usually in thc forenoon, each aiticle had to be thoroughly dried. If it wats stormy she dried them beside tihe stove; if l3 iiiy,-one could see lier western steps embellished with water pl1, dipper, w1s-basin1 and any )an3 or cup ishe might have in u0se. Some times they were allowed to remain tihe whole afternoon, but If s11 desired to use one, sile did not hesitate to do so its s001 18 It w1s dried. I used to be greatly am use8d sometimes at noticing the pin3s she woild take to remove every vestige of dampness from an article that would be soon used again, but nevertheless, her tins semed over lasting. I have never had the patience to practice It 11g thoroughly as -he did, but have no doubt of the value of the plan. MAKING i)UTC CnEsEcS.-Ii order t( make at nice article, allow the milk to thicken ; thon'heat gently over a fire li a large kettle till the curd separates from the whey, then di) intoacolandei or other atitiable vessel, so that the whey (al be pressed out of tihe ctirds, crumn ble ti) with time hands a s fine its can be done, then press thCiem down in ani earth en vessel, and( let it stand a few dagr till it becomes thoroughly heated Don't ollit to stir it tihrotigh .daily afterwards pressing it down, so that every portion may become heated alike thmen take it out an(1 salt to stilt tli tiaste. A simall quiantity of buttei imaikes it richer; but it Is not positively ices1ry, and it Is very good withot It. Thcni take at deep basin or basin (arcording to the quantity,) grensc them well, press them even full of cheese amd set thein n a stove or oven an( bake till slightly brown on tle top wilem yotir cheese is (011. IPVInIx Poll YEAw.-To make oo brenld you miu1si. haive good yest. TIic following Is an approved recipe: 'T'akc t wo good-sized pot atoes, pel ai Id cll ilem in hall, pit them ii about t w( (itllrts of wavter, or at little 31more; let themn boll soft, then put. ila itil of good hops; let timeI boll 1milI they set tie to tile o 0o11,-say hal fan iioir, then strain them tirough ia til strtitler, rub. illng the pot Iatoes well tIrotIgh til wvater ; add a13 teaspoon03ful of brown 5u. gar; let It stand till cool, themn stir Im hlalf a1 teacupful of flour; when coli p~our it inito one0 of those large glassa pr0eerve jaurs withl screw 00cver; stant1 ini warm~l p)1ace to rise, shalkinig It occal slonlLly, in twent3y-four hou1rs It wil be light; skim oil' any1 black 8scum1 thia rises to tihe top); wh'ien it is light thern will be froth on1 tihe tolp, and it looki white all through. It Ila casily n11ad(1 and11 raises bread very quickly. BmEEP Sour.-rocuire a1 good shmin o beef amnd cracek it three or four tlimes puIt It on to boll a~t 31131 o'clock ; bol halrdi till eleven, then take out the 3m1en and3( bo sure to get 1111 tile hones out thien pult four tulrips, four carrots half a small head1( of Cabbage, all1 cut ul lne ini the chopping bowl ; pu1t iln I large onion, If tihe family like onions, and1( put thle chloppeld vegetalbles In th( 5013p plot. A t hal1f-pas1t eleven, if dimn ner ia to be servedi at twelve, put three or four potatoes slicedl very thini and( some1 mIlk dlumiplIngs Into thme 80131: Julst before taking upl 50eason with sail and3( pepper, and3( pult ini some3 palrsley 01 summ~ler savory ; if' liked. If yoti ma~zke soup in1 tomato season3, put-iin 1ha11 a1 dozeni; there is nlothing nicer. C.A M Sour.-Put thme clam juice ovei the lire ; skim wvhen It boils up; choi twventy-fiye clams very fine; add largc talblespoonlful1 butter, heatpinug teasp~oon1 ful corn starch dissolved Ina 31cuip 03 walter; heat 0110 int of milk, and poui ini after taking fronm the fire. MAcARIONI .-Cook tihe macaron103i th1( day you have roast beeft; boll it Iin mill, and~ water, with salt; add~ three or foui tablespoonfuls of tihe hot beef gravy albout a1 teacupful of stewed tomlatoes two or three tablespoon fills of grate( cheese, and a little of red pepper; jusl brown in tile uvenl. FAMIL~Y CAKE-SIX cuipfuils of flour four of molasses, one and a half cumpfuha of butter, two and1( onie-third cupfuls o: milik, two cupfuls of curl ants, foni eggs, two nutmL~egs, 031e large spoonfu 01 saleratus 113nd a little cinnlamfon. CIAM FnrrTElis.-Fifty med Iulm-size( elamis, drained in1 11 colande r, thien chlop. 1)0( flne; add1( to that five eggs weol beaten, pepper, little salt, one largn tablespoonful of flour ; drop> In hot fa' 13n a fryinig-pani; serve limmledlately. PuvysIcIANs SAY 1r.--YEGETINE givem an equal11 circulation of tile blood. All physicians8 will agreeO that there le searcely a disease but that could almosi instanitly be dlisposed of if pure blood could( ho ehreulated generously thirouigli tile parts aff'ected. Now, thiIs is thc way in whmich VEGETrINE performs iti wonderful cures. VEGEIrrNE is exclu sively a vegetable comlpound.. made from roots, herbs anid barks. There was a young lady qu131t. fair Who hlad muchm trouble with her AItal. So she bought Carboline And a sIght to be seen, la the head or this Dmaiddn, I declare. SETTINMEINT OF A 1.ONG fIsPUTE l'hysicians have at last comie to time con. elusion that thle best muedicine foi teething children Is IDr. Bull's Baby Syrup. 0NE 00i., after another will, With many 00oQ Ititut ion8. securelyv establish i(he seeds of Con mumption In the system. jf yoU re.in a e a fsese a11n LUE To e rr always pomt n e 010 a -~tra HUMOROUS. A YouxG man whohad just returned b, froth a longJourney, elaspinghis adored w one in a loving embrace in a dimly- 1 lighted parlor, was seized vith a great M terror that for an Instant paralyzed all al his energies. "Oi, my darling," said a he, wildly. "why didn't you write ie a: of this? What is it-spinal disease? or o have you dislocated some of your ribs, a that you are obliged to wear this great leather bandage?" "Oh, love," she e gently murmured, "this is only my a new bolt; I would have got a broader h one1 but it would not go under my A DANDUnY young Man ofended 010 h o't he lady clerks in a fancy goods store ax lit a party a few evenings ago. A day u or two later he went into the store and 0 Inquired if she had 'getlemen's gloves.' She answered, "Yes." "1 want to get se a pair," he said. "Who are they for ?" fe she asked, looking him straight in the Y< eyes. "Why-for-me," he gasped, e turning scarlet under the in sinuation in her inquiry. e A PowrmCss says: "I fling my past be- k< hind me like a robe." 1iThat is Ight. cc Always wear the past as you do your pan ir-behind. And always fling the future before you ; and if anl orator at ia womian's rights convention asks you to "look back Into the future, ei don't you do it. We make no charge for this advice. 9 v I-r is nice when a wife gives her hus- k band a box of cigars on his birthd'lay, i but it vonehow takb the romance all si out oi it when she qjuietly observes y next morning, "You'll have to give ine t] some money to pay for those cigars; I a sp)ent all mine for other things.'' A PnosP'lomoUs equestrian's daugl 3r observed to a retired 'actress: "After all, you wewre only a circus artist; my father recollects you well;" and the b elderly lady retorted: "I dare say lie does, my dear, lie used to chalk my shoes." "M ARIA," observed Mr. H~olcomb, as lie was putting on his clothes, "there alnt no patch onl them breeches yet." "I can't tix It nov, no way; I'm too busy." "Well, give me the patch then, and I'll carry it around with me. I don't want people to think I can't alord the cloth." A ITTLE boy said lie didn't want the N soft part of the biscuit. "Some little i boys," observed his mother, "would be r very thankful to get it." "Then why t don't you give it to them," answered c the four-year-old hopeful. "CARL MARIA VON Wunzn I" said an operagoer the other night. "1 suppose Iho was christened after his mother. .What a curious thing I" "Not at all," replied a friend; "surely lie could scarcely have been christened before, his mother." A MAN who had $65 stolen from him1 received a note With $25, saying: "I stoled your moncy. Reniors naws at my conshens, and I send some of It a back. When renors naws agin I'll se(i yOu sum more.'' li' Is said that -t girl who can shed three tears at a critical moment and follow theam up with a quivering sigh, can marry all around a good looking Y blonde who does inothlig but try to i blush..a IFEr is put together considerably like a set of hiarness. There are traces of' I Icare, lines of' trouble, bits5 of good for tune, breachesof good manners, bridledn tonigues, and everybody has to tug tot pulll through. r _A FRENChMIAN, having heard an.y Enlglishmnan call a friend "a jolly old E dog," attemplted to r'leeat tile phirase ~ inl sp~eakinig of a friend of Is own, but t on ly succeeded inl Calling hi m "a playfuil ~ greyhlound~l.' "I AM afraid," said a lady to 11er lhus blind, "that [ am goinlg to have a stiff I neck.'' "Not at all improbable, my (lear," replied ,her sp~ouse; "I hlave seen strong symptomls of it ever since we weore miarried." I'r is comn 1 to speak of a man11 youL admire as 011e having a level head ; but 3 unless a manm expects to stand on It a level head is 1no better thlan a round1( one. r C A MEL.ANCHIOLY case 'of suicide-A C nau ghty little boy, having beeni threat- i cned with a whipping, i~imediately hiung his hieadl. "I'Ll. Jo111 you presently," said thle mlinister to the youn~g coupleas 1he went for the church key. EvERY living boy has an aching de- I sire to touch his tongue to a frosty lampli post, Just to see if it will stick. FnANK LIN said that rich widows are1 the onl1y second-hand goods that sell at first cost. CHIMNEY-swEEPING must be a good a busines; it soots everybody who tries ? it. No .iin:iI laUD TlI.nEs.-i yott wi. St.ople ia'1inmg 0o mu Ich onl 11i3 clothet' rich I'00ti and. st3'yle, buy goodl, heiah!l fond, dheape and 11( bettecr clorin;.,;; ge't more real and sulbstantial tinugs of lift every way, and especially stop the fool ish habit of emnployingxpe~nsik 't" 'i'Is doCtor's or uisinig soi maenu u of dii vi,. hiumlbult medicithait d~ui:*Ai ou onhi harm, but put y our trust, in t~h'm ~ rlie pur'e rmend y, Ii .y ltuur.t; thalt enro e(' always at, a t'ainig cost, andi~ yOtu ii i ae'e good times an id have goiod hlealilh Mee 3anotheri col timPl TruE cost of Dr. Bull's Cough Sy rup is only 25 cents. A bottle will con viuce even thme most incereduilouis of Its excellence. The price of soap is rapidly advanc in~g. A year's supply of DonINs' ECLECr1c bou glht now at old1 price will be a very'-tgdlious puaehase.r HIoAR5ENMB.-- 1 suffering fro4 Irr'itation of the Throat and 1Ioares~ will be agreeably suirprised at the a.. most imimediate rolief affordedbyt uso of "TBroton's Brhonchil Troches." Our Progres As stages and stages routes are quick~ .y abandoned with then completiori of rail roads, so the huge, drastic, cathartig. illis, composed of crude and bulky mediceines, are quickly abandoned wt the introduetion of Dr. Pierce's Plca: ant Purgativoehelltfsvheh are sugj egated, and little laigor .tha ,l uta -seeds, but colnnpose 1a otcet trated vegetabfoe ~tr ae a ranted to cifre all kri"i"'a 8siiach, liver Land bowojq 8old by d~rugglat.. - - A Modern Medlcal Miracla without doubt the discovery of "Anakosis" r Dr. bilsboo, an Infallible remedy for the ost painful and exasperating of all diseases, ilos. 500,000 once afflicted mortals gladly test the virtuo of Anakesis and suffering illtone joyously.haU the hope of relief. The mple, rational, comulon sense nature of this arvelous discovery of a cure so safe, easy id certain for a disease so painful and per itent has excited the wonder of the peoplo id admiration of medical men. It is the ro lit of 40 yoars experience by a distinguished iontilo physician. This really great remedy' imbinos the soothing system of the EngI sh ochanical method of the Fronch and the roio medical eustom of American Snrgeons. Antakeela" therefore affords almost instant liof from pain, keeps up the raw sensitive imors and both by pressure and modloition tres the most Inveterato cases of pils. It ks stood the critical test of 20 year' use :ainst the colid of Ignorant imitations and isorupulous empiricism, over half a million persons have used it and none without eoilt. Doctors of all schools proscribe it as o nearest to an infa liblo remedy poss~ble. kmples of ' anakosis" are sent free to all suf rors by P. Noustaodtor & Co., Box 3046 New >rk, sole manufacturers. Sold by druggists 'orywhore. Price $1.%0 per box. WHAT is the great difficulty in arctic xploration?-For the explorers to 3op thenselves warmi an( their ships GUILTY OF WItONG.-SOme people ave a faslilols of confusing excellent nmedies with the large mass of "pat at meiines," and in this they are ullty of a wrong. There are soine ad ertised renedles fully worth all thit i asked for them, and one at least we now of-Hop Bitters. The writer has ad occasion to use the Bitters in just. Lich a ellmate as we have mot of the car in Bay City, and has always found locm to be 1irst-class and reliable (doing 11 that Is claimed for then. MAMMA to Isabel (four years old), 'ho is rather unmercifully teasing her itten-"'Isabel, my clild, you must ot do Po. I don't like to see It." isa cl-"Well, don't look, mamma." "IT's 110 use," says the despondent J)yspeptic. But It is of use; your suf 'erings can be relleved-thousands lave been cured and you also can be. %.I1 who have experienced or witnessed he effect of bimmons' Liver Regulator ipon the weak, broken down, despond ng victims of Dyspepsia, Liver Coin >laint, Fever and Agute, Rheumatism, qervous Debility or Premature Decay, mnow that in this gentle Cathartic, l'onle and Alterative there exists a peclile p1iciple which reaches the ery source of the trouble and eflects n1 absolute anl, permanent cure. Seek ellef through Simmons' Liver Regula or. It has proved its great advantage ver all other medicines for the Llyer. CUEn OF A SUFFERER1u FOR FORTY IEARS.-"] have been a sufferer for orty years with Chronic Affections of he LIvor. 'I tried the Regulator, and, fter giving it a fair trial, I have come o the conclusion that It Is the very best cnedy I have ever used for the Liver 1y health Is now quite good. 'E. A. WILSoN, Clarksville, Va." VEGETINEt luperior to any Family Medicine, DOCTORS GA VE HER UP. VEGETINE CURED HERI - C 3fONTRIRAr,. P. Q., Oct. 22, 1879. 11n. 1H. R. STEvsss-Dear Sir: About lifteen I ears ago 1 was troubled with Scrofulous Hu nor which settded on my lungs and brought on . .severt cough. I consulted five or six of the est physicians in Boston, but they gave up reating me, said there wsas no hope 0f a cure, nd they could do nothing more for me. A riend who had use.l Vegetine in his family re ommendted me to try it. I procured three bet les, and berore flnishlng the third bottle found iysolr entirely cured, and had not another at ack of scrofula for nine years. Aftor that pe led I had to got sonmc more Vegetine. but It uickly restored me to health agai, and I have ot had a third attack. I amn slxty-nine years id, and since becomin g aware of th 0virtue o our medicine, have given it to my children and rand children, and have recommended it to sy friends. The resuits have been Invariably ii that could be desired. Previous to my first rial of the Vegetine, I had a cancer removed. lid scrofulous sores broke out on me. but none ave appeared since, and 1 believe it superior a> any of the Family Medicines in use. MARIA J. KIMBALL. I can vouch for the above statement in every articular, and consider Vegetine tihe best amily Medicine now in use. * MOSES KIMBAlL Husband of Maria J. imball. VEGETINE. Eor Skin Diseases. [iR. II. R. STEVENs: TOoNwo, July. 25, 1579.. Dear Sir.-liaving been troubled with a bad kin dIsease, break ing out into little sores over iy face, etc., I was recommlenided to r ake veg Line. I am liptppy to Inform you that it has omnpletely curedi mre after taking three bottles. can hIghly recommend it to any one who Is roubledi with skin diseases. Yours, faithiully, CIIAS. E. BUTT. We hereby cr rtify thaEt he above testimonial !B trule, the man being In our employ at the e was sick. WVESTMAN & IIAKER, * h19 Bay St., Toronto. VEGETINE PREPARED DY El. R. 8TEVENS, Bloston Masu. 7egotine is old by All Druggisit., smerson's Anthem Book., By L. 0. Emerson. Price 61 28, or 612 par do. nt I. i nmre tolook through th ishook. tr nr more tlbin90 Anthe n,t Motota, entenes, yc. Aitun an Anthem l oxtogay eann som af.e cc le for Croatma. Easter, and all ether special Til SLEysPING QUEEN, (80etis.. FIne Ope .HAVE YOU SEEN WHqTE ROBES," lhe now sabbrailh School Book ? Itlls a grand, good Oalp'ihi 1 w,1 , nil tlti aan i takes "s well atio te oubi~te. pae foirced to issue editon air ersely, WHITE ROBES as gono straight into tihe hearts or all lovers of abb a n SoolMc and ite fact is due to Its pu- I end 80 cts, In stamps for a samplte copy. 63 pet Temperance Jewel. (Mf eta.) by J. Hr. Tenney, hould be usmed br all 'i1.mperanmce andi Reformoclubs. Any book mailed, post-free, for the retail pie. Oliver Dltson & Co, Boston. a. B. DrrUO.* 4e.., s t fit,. Pil. OA P I h iloNIF IERpacc, a ormac p 10: 4,Si tekly, t i. full weightu n reth. -~e~aqiky AIKI F~ORt SA.PONIIEnH, AND) TARE No. 6~T ign. PENA UALT, PRANUF'O 410., PIIIL AD'A . gIPiTBEW" .Y this terrh ntsa,. wl noven ti a b a.sn ADYiMIL AR LINEDWIN NON-CONDUCTINGCEMENT. RETAIN THRE AT LONGER.. DO NOT BURN THE HAND. I ON BOTH WAYS. 344 HOP BITTERS. (A Medieine, not a-Dgiak,) COTAMIS WOr1, nUOlU, .'ANDRAKX DANDELION, A" nus r AN BusT MUWrAVearMu OF ALM orn Brrams. Diseases of the stomach, Bowels,;Blood, IMi 0dees, and Urinary Organs, NervoumneWSeeS Guam ad especially Female Complala 01000 IN GOM in be paid fee a ease theywll not OM r hdp, e or anything impure er injurious found in th. Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and ky th" ore you sleep. Take n other. Covex Oum is the sweetet, safe ad "es Ask Children mke NOP FAD for StMACh, Imre4Kdoe "'uperlrtosothe AskDr ia' AL 0. ipaboute and irreistible OMi f runkenese, Uofopium, tobacco A"d narcotic, Send for eiroan. - CHAS. G. BLATCHLEl Manufacturer of BLATCHLEY'S STANDARD PUMPK Occupies Jan. lst, THE SPACIOUS WAREROOM . 308 MARKET Street PHILADELPHIA. Stoc the largest, aessortment the most co toete. facilities of every kind the best Int ountr Peed at the alsortot not.i:e ~ettewant of our customers for all depI f wells and to give complete satisfactl6n. wes lain, Galvanmized Iron Porcelain or Co cr1 ed. Mills, Grafton. W. Va. C AENTS WANTED TJ'R TE OMPTETEE be Morals. Health Beauty, Work, Amusemn n uaecdot an wi. W iti beautful colored li For ful di lion and extra term. address B.4.lOUJ a co , oi cerha, flfl1 REW ARieeg" *uu *"rlndin in cara CAUE Pida ~ll's .1 o r. S.E. oor. T ng $tndin $$i , e Phlaepua a. DgaGENS W ATED ia tl. ron'. 8!.otr aTenthcn hitrolflt. the graa tou SIFAN YROU VJDE POPRI o sueoi atite. T spcacles, aply DReasi et. N . R n for Opicina NATONALPniHNG__0 Phidoilaelpia. ns or s: Ka ur foap r he ricaly 1 &eT nTS Wat o lusent atan onel n or2 eIntsiaiiiti hirtorn ofo t . g apestur WANT O8~'KORLI nd Amdrso tie'R Indes (ii in .apn milio eople wn it Ths his ' e beet ha NAT IERNAL ULmIE CoTH Philae. Oha shall wue ot prieserd health7 ats nsphor ithee our nferatie sonr mad free Afpi D.AJOINLAY.m BLKn INOm'IS Bengt-m a eam.woni the . sos f ia. arsoigrea't colnio Aentscatedvey uro.Iroton in wItgfo it Seapes, t or2cnats. Bt. se sio t or graet -~do m sovr ofteaes o wttse be HEALTH IS WEALTH. 0 e Health of Bo y is Wealth of mind. Ralway's Samapllift Resolvent, Pure blood makes snund' flesh, strong bone and a clear skin. Ifyou wov .d haye your flesh Ari, yonr bones sound, witP jut carlos, and your co'-n xion fair, use tadVawc s Marualarlilmian Reovent. A GRATEFUL RECOGNITION. " To cure a cinioNio or i.oNG 8TANDING DISEASs Is truly a victory in Ihe healing art; that reason Ing power that clearly discerns DBsxoT and sup. pIles P. remedy; hat restores step by step-by degrees-the body whicl has been slowy at tacked an-l weakened by tn insidiotis (ilsoaso, not only commands our respect but deserves our grati uto. )r. Itul way has furnished man-. kind wi ii that wonderful remedy, 1tadwayU Mar~saril laian Resolvent, which accin plishes this result, and sulTering humanity, who drag out an existence of pain and disease. through long days and long nights, owe him their gratitudo. "-medica Jtesetigr. 0e FALSE AND TRUE. We extract from Dr. Radway's "Tr eatso on disease and Its Cure." as follows: List of Diseases Cured by Radmwiy's Sarsaparillian Rcsolent. Chronic Skin )iseases, Caries of the Bone Humors in the Blood, Scrofulonts Dise asos. Bad or unnat ural labit of Body, Syphilis aid Vene rel, Yover Sores, Chronic or old Ulcers, Salt Itheum, Rickets, White hwelling, Seal I lOad, UterinO Affectlons, Cankers, Olandular Swell ings, Node. Wasting and Decay of tho Body. P.imples and atiotches. Tumors, I)yslwpopia, KId ney and lladdler Diseases, Chronic i1th imatlstn and GOu', Consumption, Gravel and Calculous Deposit s, ani rarItien oft lie abovo complaints to which sometimes are given sipeclous names. We assert that thore is no known remody that possesoes the curative power over these dis eCS Lil it JIADWAT'S ItsOLVENT furnishes. It cures, step by step, surely. from the founda tion, and restores tho injured parlts to their sound COnditlton.@The wanto nfor the body . are stoged 1ad heialttay bloot in sull . led to tihe system, from which now ma iferial is formned. Tills is the flsat correctlve power of RAnWAY'S RKso.VNNT. In cases where the system has been salivated and Mercury, Quicksilver. Corrosive Sublimate have accumu lated and become depostied in tho hones joints etc., causing carles of 1 he bones, ricket W. sDinal curvatures, contortions, white swellings, varl cose veins, etc., the SAusAPAKIM..IAN will resolve away those deposits an I exterminato the virus of the diseaso from tih system. P If those who are takin these medicines for the cure of Chronic, Scro'fulous or Syphilitic dis Pases, however slow mviy b i the oure, 'toel bet ter," and find their general health improving, their flesh and welghlt. Increasing, or even keep ing its own, s1 a sure sign that the curo is pro gressing.aln those diseases the patient, either Sets be,r or worse-the virus of the disease la not inactive; if not arrested and driven from the blood it, will spread and continue to under mine the constitution. As soon as the SARSA PAul .LIAN makes the pal lout, "feel batter," every hour you will grow better and increase in health, strength and ilesh. OVARIAN TUMORS. The removal of those tumors by RIAnwAY's RSOmvXENT ia now so certainly etal.blllhe(I that what was once coniidered almo t, miraculous s low a counmon recogjniz.d ftct. by all partIes. Witno 3 the cases of lannahi P. Kn ipp, Mrs. C. Krapf, Mrs. J. it. Jolly and Mrs. P1. D. liendrix pub:isho i In our Almanac for 1870; also that of Mrs. C. S. Bibbins, in the present edition of our "False and True." One Dollar per Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires minutes, not hours, to reoevo pain and cure acuto diseaso. Rad.ay's Ready Relief, In from one to twenty minutes, never fails to relieve PAIN with f no thorough appli. tion. o matter how viol nt or excruciating the rain he Eill-HAl A TIC, lled-rliden, Intirin. Crippled, qervous, Neuralgic, or p ost r.'ted with disease -nay suffer, RADWAY's RHAI)Y htEiLIEF will tiford instant ease. n- inlaimunution of the Kidneys, Intiamerna V ion of tho IBladdor, Inilrntinationl of tle to Bowels, Congestion of the Lungs, Sore Throat. Diflflult lireatting, Palpicai no,, of - the Ilenrr, Ilysterica, Oronp, Jilphatheria, P Catarrhi, InfiuIenzVa, oadiachio, Toothahe, Neurala. Rth .matism, old Chills, "* Aguoe Chills, Chilhblains, Frost lItes, Bruises. Sunmtmer Complainits, Couglas, I Coid, Sprains. Pains in timse Chest, Back or LImbs, are Iustantliy relieved. FEVER AND AGUE. Og Fever and A gue cured for Fifty Cents. There *f is not a remediai agent in t he world that wvill s- cnre Fever and Agne, and all other bialarious, eBlos car-tot, 'typhoid, Yellovi and other E1 lAvwArsadt by RAowAY's PILLS) so quick as r AwA'RE D RII.F i. It wili In a icw moments, when taken accord ing to drections, cure Cramps, Spasms,8Sour Stomach, IHeartburn, Sick Headache, Diarrho , Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. ~dTravelers should always carry a bottle of R AD io WAY a RSA DY R HI,tEF with them, A few drops *' in wa' er wili provent sickness or pains from change of water. It, is bae~r than French a' brantiy or bitters na a stimulant, ,Miners andm~ L~umubermuen should always be provided with it. CAUTION, -All remedial agente capable of destroying life by an -overdo -e should li avoided. Morphne o~um a~rchin, rnca hyoscamuand othe poerfl rmedesdoe atceraintimes, in erysmll oso, elivethe patient during their action in the system,@ liut perhaps tile second (lose, if repeated, may aggravate and ihi crease the sufferinug, and another dose cause death* There is no necessity for using these uncertain agents when a positive remedy likeo ItADwaY's itEADY RELiEF wilt stop the most ox cruciating paIn quicker, without, entailing the least didiculty in either infant or adult-, T HE TR UE RE LIE P, RADWAY'S READY IslsIE is the only remedial agent In vogule that will instantly stop pain, h * Fifty Cent. per Bohtle. SRadwayfs Regulating Pills. Perfect Pqu'gatives, Soothing Aperi. enats, Act Without Pain, Always Relia. bI. and Natural in theiw Operation. A VEfGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL. , Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweettreum, purge, reguiate, purify, oleanse RADWAY s PILLS for the cure of all dIsorders of the Btomach, liver, Bowels Kidneys. Biad ,der, Nervous Diseases, Ileadadcte, Constipation, Costiveness, IndIgestion, Dyspopsia,uBitotis iras. Fever, Inflammation of tile Blowels Piles, and all derangements of the Internat Viscera. Warranted to effect a perfect cure. Purely veg oetlcontaining no mercury, minerals or del B FObserve'th'S following symptoms r~esult in from Diseases of the Digestive Or gans' Con st, ation. Inward Piles, Flt ncss of the 'Blood in teHead, AcidIty of the Stomach, 1Kausea Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weighi inrte Som Bour Efructa ions, SinkIng or 83nsatlons whoa in a lin pstureDnp eo -Vision, Dots or Webs beoe the 'Sight, F ever and Dull Palin in the Head, Deficienoy of Per spiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eys, Pain in the Bide, Chest, Limbs, and Sudden 14'lishes Of Heat, Durning in the Flesh, 6A fow doses or IRADWA's P'ill will tree the a. system from all the above-named disorders. Price, 25 Cents per Doz. FBOLD BY DRIUGGISTS READ 'FALSE AND TRUE."s Bend a letter stamp to RAfDWAy & 4Oi forrmagton worg J)tJllpfspq )?)l1,be A4giyou, T hose ansswering an Anvertseemens wit confer a favor upon the Advertiser and the PubUsher by etating that they saw the advor uisamnt. in this Iowa'nai Enamlnar tha Danese lnree 1 hi uters. fir',. the Worst Seb'faato a r i BaterhnneFevr 80esScaly or in onring Ttter, Rose Rash, Rells, Cswbuna wellings, White Swellinags, tioltre or Thielk re mallow color of skis, or y0l1l sh-brown spot ness, bad taste in mouth, iater a heat or chill. t ndton o toi vo ae sui n rom 5 perfect and radical eltre, ughts, Weak Putna Shand early stages of Ce. usuty ad eminllpysicians pronounc itthe blkitelro repulsive, natisettas pitis. These e ll) rosenreely larger itaa n usate fitrel Tegetable, tie psrti~ttiar carere. them Th. opra' withtiit 4 lstiftiCane he Sur Einesatlo t*b lions fak a