The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, December 30, 1879, Image 1
TRI-WEKLY EDJITION
W I NNSBORO, S. C., DECEMBlER 3.17.
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A BEAUTIFIil WOMAN.
in a little white houso, on a hillJido groen,
Liveis a beautilul womnan as over was seon.
In" the sixty-fivo ye-ars that bh livod, I may
may,
the's been growing more beautiful overy day.
You do not belief it? Ask Susio, niy sihter,
She's the very first porson titib over haid kins
od her,
And if she'd not nued fler by ni;ht and by
day,
Poor Suo would hive boon iin a very bad ways
I can bring other witne-s-no whom you nmay 1aco
'T'hoy will tell you the sane-t hey %% oro in the
same caise.
"Has sho lovers?" Yes, surely! No lei-a than
ole'von
he has seven on earth,and four up in heaven
ier hair is so boautiful-fadea and thin;
Thoro are beautiftul nrinklos flom forehead
and chin;
Hor eyes are an cham ng as charming can be,
When she lo6km o'er her glieses so fondly at
me.
And I know by her life, which has beautiful
boon,
She Is like the "king's daughtor---all glorious
within."
Ai, you've guesed who it its! It could be no
other,
I'm sure, than ny beautiful, darling: good
mother.
The Sutor of Selkirk.
Once upon a time there hved in Selkirk a
shoemaker, by the name of Rabble H[eck
speckle, who was celebrated both for dex
t erity in his trade, and for some other qual
ifleation of a less profitable nature. tab
lic wis ia thin, meagre-looking personage,
with lank black hair, a cadaverous counten
ance, and a long, flexible, secret-snelling
nose. In short, Ie was the Paid Pry of the
town. Not an old wife in the par'isl could
bay a new scarlet rokelay without Rabbie
knowing exactly within a groat of the co'st;
the doctor could not, dine with the minister
butRabbio could tellwhether sheep's-head or
haggis formed the staple coammuodity of the
repast; and it was evenl said that lie was
acquainted with the grunt of every sow,
and the cackle of every individual lien, in
his neighborhood ; but this wants conthnma
tion. His wife, Bridget, eldeaIvored( to
coline his excursive fancy, and 1t ci hanin
liu down to his awl, reminding lim it was
all they lad to depend on ; but, her inter
foence met with exa(tly that degree of at
tention which husbands usually bestow on
the advice tendered by their Ietter halves
-that it, Rabbli informed her that she
knew nothing of the matter, that her tunder
standing required st'etching, and finally
thatt s she presuned to meddle in his affair-Q,
lie would be under the disagreeable neces
sity of giving her a top-dressing.
To secure the necessary leisure for his
researches, 1abbie was in the habit of ris
ing to his work long before the dawn ; and
lie was one morning buisly engaged Putting
tihe finishing stiches to a pair of shoes for
the exciseman, when the door of is (twell
ing, which lie thought was carefully fasten
ed, was suddenly openlA, and a tall figure,
envoloped in a large black cloak, and with
a broad-brimmed liat (IwnM over his brows,
stalked into the shop. Rabbie started at
his visitor, wondering what could have oc
casioned this early call, ald wondering still
mnore that a stranger should have arrived in
the town without his knowledge.
"You'1re early afoot, sir, " quoth llabbie.
"Lucky Wakerife's cock will no eraw for
at good half hour yet."
The stranger vouchsafed no reply ; but,
taking up one of the shoes Rabbie hand just
finished, deliberately put it oni, and took a
turn through the roon to ascertain that it
did not pinch his extremities. During these
oper-ations Rablbie kept a watchful eye on
hia customer.
"HeT smells awfully o' yird,'" muttered
Itabbie to himselt ; iane wvould 1)e ready to
swear he had just cam frac the plough-tail.
The stranger, who aplpeaired to 1be satisfied
wvith the effect of the experiment, montion
eI a d by Itabbic for the other shoe, and pulled
out a pur1Ise for the purp~ose of paying for
his purchase ; but Rlabbie's surp~rise nmy be
conlceived1, when, on looking at thec pu1rse,
lhe p~erceivedl it to be0 spotted with a kind of
(eauthy mouki1(.
"G udesake,'"thought11abb~lie, 'this queer
mnan maun hae howkit that puriise out 'i the
ground. I wonder wyhere lhe got it. Some
folks say there ar'e bags o' siller buried near*
By this time the strange'r had opened the
hie's eyes widened ; but the stranger with an
air of nochalance, tendered hinm a piece of
gold, and made signs for the other- shoe.
"'It's a thing morally impossibly," re
sponded Rabble to this mute prioposal.
"alr by token, that 1 hiac asgoodl as sworn
to the exciseman to hiac them ready by (lay
light, wvhich wIll be no long a coming" (the
stranger here looked anxiously toward the
windlow); "uad better, 1 tell you, to afront
the king himself than the e'xciseman."'
Thle stranger gave a loud stampl with lis
shed foot, but, Rabbic stuck to his point, of
fering, however, to have a pair ready for
his new customer In twenty-four hours;
and, as the stranger, jutstly enough perhiaps,
reasoned that half a pair of shoes was of
as little use as half a pair of scissors, lie
found himself obliged to come to ternms, andt
seating himself on Raibbie's three-legged
stool, held out his leg' to the auter, Iwho,
kneeling,down, tpok.thie foot of his taetturn
customer on his knee, and proceedled to
measure it.
"iSomlethilng o' the splay, I think, sir,"
said Rabble, with a kmowling air.
No answer.
"Where will L bring the shoon to when
they'r'e ~lno t' asked Rabbib, anxious to
Und out the domicile of his visitor.
"I will call for thaem myself beforeo cock
crowing," responded the stranger In a very
"Hlout, sir," quothi Ralbbie, "I caunna let
you hac the trouble Y coiming for (hems your
ael; it will just b6 a pleasure for mo to call
with thetin at your hiouso,"
"I have iny 'dotthts of that," repliedl the
stranger, in the same peculiar mannler; and(
at all events, my house would not hold us
buoth,
"it inun be a (looms sma' biggin," an
sweredi Rabble; "1but 1noo that I hae ta'enu
yOuri hionotir's mseasu re
"iTake your. own I" retorted the stranger;
Sand givinag Rabbie's a touch with hIs foot
that hld hlim plrostrate, walked cooly out of
This sud~len overturn of himselfan hi
':plans-for a few n omsents discomflted the
.ii -
seto :h t ickly gat hring u n lk his , hli
rislied to the door, whieb le relacled Jlv
as llncky Wkil(erife 8 cock protllimili It he
dlawnv. itbbie flow down thle street , whiebc
was terminated by the climchyard, but, saw
only the moveless tomibs looking cold mid
chill under Ohe gray light oft a wintier morn.
ithbie hiclied his red lightcaip off Ilk
brow, and .eratelied Ii's head with an11 lir of
perplexity.
"Weel," hie mutttered, ats he( retraiced his
steps homewards. lhe is fooled Ime this
timle, but Sorrow takke mne it 'm nuIo up1 wi'
hllin the Iliorn."
All (lily tabbie, to the iniexpre-Sible Sill
prise of his wife, reinutined as constantly on
his three-legged stool as if lie had lieen
"'yirked'' there by some bro lier'of the era ift.
For tile space of twenity four hours h1is lonl
nOe Was iever seeni to throw its shldow
across the threshold of the door ; and so ex
traordiniry did Ilie event appear: that the
neighbors, onle anid ill, agreed that it pre
licted som1e prodigy ; but, whether it w"Is to
take the shiape of a comet, which woult
deluge thei with its liery tale, or whtler
they were to be swallowed ip) by an earthIi
quake, could by no means11be sctled to the
satisfact ion of the parh'ties (oncerned.
Meanwhile lIabhic diligently pursued his
employment, tililt ding he conicerit of his
neighbors. What mattered it to him, that
Jenny Thrift's cow had calved, that the
milnister's servant, withsomething in her
upronl, had beeni seen to go ill twice to
Lieky Wakerife's, that the laird's diiry
maid had been observed stealing up the red
loan in the gloainiig, hiat, the dru ilad
gone through the town announcing tIhat i
sheep was to be killed onf Friday ? The
stianger alone swain before his eyes; and
cow, dairy-maid, anld drum kicked the
beam. It Vas late In the night when Iab
bie had occomplislied his task,' and the-i
placiig the shoes at his bedside, lie lay
down in his clothes, and fell asleep; but the
fear of not being sulliciently alert, for his
new Customer induced him to rise it conisid
erlible time ) before daybrelik. ie opened
the door ai. .ooked into the street, but it
was still so dark he could scarcely see i yard
before his nose ; lie therefore retuirned into
the house, muttering to himself: ''What
the sorrow can keep him ?" when a voice at
his elbow suddenly Said:
"Where re iny shoes?"
"Here, sir,'' said Rabbie, quite tr rns
ported with joy ; "here they tire, right and
tight, and muckle joy may ye lie in wear
in' them, for it's better to wear Ahoon than
shee:s, as the auld sayilig gangs."
"Perhaps I may wear both," answered
the stranger.
"Gude save ust,'' 1u1110111 labbie, "do ye
sleep il Your sloon ?"
The stranger mainde no anIswer ; but laying
piece of gold on the table, and taking up
the shoes, 'walked out of the house.
"Now's mily time," thouglt Rabbie to
himself, as lie slipped after him.
The stiranger paced slowly oil, and Itb
bie carefully followed him ; the stranger
turned up the street, ind the sutor kept close
to his heels; "Odsake, where canl he Ibe
galun?" thought Rabbie, as lie saw the
stranger Wir into the churchyard ; "he's
making to that grave in the corner ; now
lie's sniniig still ; now lie's sitting down.
Gudlesake ! what's come o' him ?" itabbie
rubbed his eyes, looked round in al'. diree
i011, but, lo aid behold ! the Stralge hiad
"anlIisled ! "There's something no cmiany
about this," thought the 11or; 'but I'll
mark the placc at oiy rate;'" and Habbie,
after thrusting his a'wi into the grave,
hastily retuirned home.
The news soon spread from hotue to
house. and by the time the red-faced sunll
stared down oil the town the inhabitals
were all in conmnotion ; and, after having
held sundry consultations, it was resolved
mcm. con., to proceed in at body to the
churchyard, and open the grave which was
suspected of being suspicious. The whole
pbopulation of the Kirk Wynd turnedutl on01
this service. Sutors, wives, childireni, all
hurr'1ied pell-miell aftei' Rabbite, 'wh'lo led his
mm'nios straight to tile grave at. which
hiis mylsterious customer had1( dliiaeard,
and where lie found his awl still sticking illn
the pla1ce where he had left it. Inlinedhiatelv'
all hands(1 wvent to wvork ;the gr'ave was
openedc ; the lid was forced off the cofiln;
and1( a corp~se wasi1 discovei'ed di'essed in the
vestments of thc tomb, buit wvith a pair' of
perfectly new shoes upon its long bony feet.
At this drlealdful sight, the muiltitude fled in
every3 direction, Lucky Wakerife leading
the van, leaving Rabbic and a f'ew~ bold
birothier's of the ci'aft to arranilige maittersi' as
they plealsed with the per'ipatetic skelton.
A council was held, and1( it wasil agreedl thait
thie cofln should be firml11y nailed utp atnd
conihttdl to the ear'th. Before (doing so,
hiowever, Rabble propose'd d1enud1in~g his
cuistomer' of his shoes, iemarking that he
had no more need foi' them than a1 carit 1had
for thiiee wheels. No objections were made(1
to th15 is'proposa, and1( Ra~bbie, therefore,
quickly comning to the extremities, whipped
t hem off in a trice. They thien (rove half
ai hundred tenpenny nals into the lid of thle
collin, and( having taken care to covei' the
gr'ave wvith pre'tty thick (divots, the pa1rty'
retui'ned to their separate p)lacs of abhode.
Certaini qualns of conscience, howe ver,
now arose in Rabble's mind1( as to thle pro
pricty of diepriving the corpse of what 1had(
bceen hionestly' bought and paid for. Ite
could not help allowing that if the ghost
w~ere troubled1 withl cold feet, a cir'cumlstlance
b~y 1no means impr~iobab~le, lie miight natui'al
ly wish to r'emedly the evil. But, at (lie
same timie, considlering that the fact of his
having mad1(e a pair of shoes foi' a defunct
man wouldl be an everlasting blot, on the
Hecckspeckl e escutcheon, and( reflecting also
that his customer, being dead in law, could1
not ap~ply to any court for redress, ou' santor
imnfully resolved to aibide 113 thme consc
quences of his deed.
Next morning, according to custom, hie
rose long before dlay, and fell to his work,
shiouting tile old song of tlpc "Butors of 8el
kirk," at the very 'toliOf his voice. 'A short
tine, however, bofore the dawnm, lisa wife,
w~hio was in bed In the back room, remark
cd, that in the very middle of his favorIte
verse, hits voIce fell Ito a quaver; and then
broke into a yell of terror ; and then she
heard a noise as of persons struggling; amid
then all was qiet as the grave. The good
(lame immcdiately huddled on her clothes
and ran into0 the shop, where she foundth
three-legged stool broken in pieces, tile floor'
strewed wvith bristles, the door wide open,
anid Rabble away I Bridget rushed to (lie
(loor, and there she Immediately discovered
the marks of footsteps deoplprinted onl the
ground., Anxiously tiraetJ ~lat, dn--and
on-what was her huortov tQbd I that. they
terminated in the church-yard, at tihe grave
of Rabble's customer I The earth round the
Igrave bore traces of having been the scone
of some fearful si~ruggle, and peyerpl leeks
-of lank black hair were ' scatter'ed -on'tho
gra. II hlf distiafed, she ruslid I broligh
Ili town to ee.nIItii1ielie the (racfull in
telligence. A crowdtcollected, ani(d i ey
sleedily rose to open the grave. Spades,
Ilnckuxes, d m1111(attocks, wer. quickly put
ini repisition ; the divots weC reiemoved
the lid (t the c(olin wa oni(e(.- moe torn off;
an1d there( Ilay itS ghalStly ennWith Is
A.1es rephilced oil his fet, and Ilabbie's red
ight-Cap (ittilhed in 1118 light hald !
'The Iel Ipile, ill consternation, lied froim
Ithe Ccrebyard; an md nothing furlther. has1
I Ianispirecd 1( tthrow anily additionial light
uipon the meilancholy fate of the Stitor of
Selkii'k.
S'hili i ynch an(d Josep1h 'ender
grass had at remarkable adventure at
111111ter's l'oint, Michigan. 'Tie florm
er was blown from a liih brick chim
ne. The latter had an almost irae1'i
iulous ecape. 'ile ehiiney was -115
4'et. high, and tle two m1en1 werci Oil a
sentilolding, PendertIra-liss Oil the tipper
an1d Lynich below him. The winti
Struck tle chimney with teridile force
and the first seail'ulding began to sway
back ani1d forth, cracking and straining.
Plendergrass, seeing the danger, tiuge
gcd the brick work of' the Chitiney.
As the storin swayed the senifoIlh.g
f roil its l'asteligligs, Lynch was iith'er
tilnable to htail a secolre hold on the
chimney or too i11ch11 colfuised to
Ituke the attempt. St.ddenly the tipper
part, of' the structure gave way with n
erash, anild waR iiurled to the ground,
Ia tangled m5ass of poles, pililks an1d
piniiiteras. Lynch fell with tihe seaf
fold, while Pendergrass, with a des
perate effort, spriing upon the top of
the chiinCy, anad wias left hiatiging on
the narrow edge of brick, I IZ feet from
the groond. Lynch's maigled 0body
wis picked ip by Some o his fellow
worklmun, and carried to the oilee of
tile Collpany. *le w1as 1101, yet dead, I
but lived for tiree hours. Pender
grass in the meantime remained cling
ing to the top of the Cimniiuiiey, while
the istormll swirled aboit him, seiniiig
to threaten tile overtIiow of the struc
tu1re. lie sticeded in finding partial
protection from the hurricane by
crouching oi some pieces of plank that
had beeni placed inside the mouth of
the elilmney to laid in Its erection. lie
says tlhit whenl he feit the scafiolding
giving way uinder him, anlid sprang for
the Chimney 011), he called to Lynch to
follow him. Ly nch (made a desperate
ellort to gain the Iop of the structure,
but. lost I1s footing and tumbled head.
long to thie bottol, striking in I1s
descent every tier of the lower porrion
o1' the seal'olding which did not
fall. But inother ditiger beset PeI
dergras-is. A fire had been a few itin
utes before started iml (lhe funiace below
to test tile drawing qualities of the new
ehiiiney, and they almost smothered
Peideirg1ass, who d(d not quit the
plaec where he crouched, from feai of
being blown from the ellininey top by
tle gale that howled over hi liead with
lcreasiing violence, while tle fumlies
irom the chimneiy almost took away
his brenth. "I saw my danger," said
Pendergr.a'.s, '"and gave ul) 111 hope of
being resceld. But just then I saw
aome len below me doing all they
Could to relieve mile, 1.1nd mi1y heir't
bounded with hope.'" Tihese were some1(
sailors w 'hose iinmes could not be ascer'
taIinedl. Tlhey courageously' volunteered
to 43l imb the the cIIhimney, and1(, clam11
bering upj the frail poles and planks
that11 reliiainled clinging to oneO side of'
it, they succ'(eeded ineuiing Penlder
gra.ss, who, his nevAus systeml haiv
ing unldergrone a terrible strain, fainted
ill tihe airms 0 Ils rescuers, Ile siull'r
ed~ somewhlat fronm inIhalinlg gas and1(
smlloke, but1 is r'ecoverinlg.
The successful cuilt ivaition of these in
pots depends(1 in a great mueasure on the
rhIality of the soil uised for thle purp'lose.
The bes~t comipost is made(1 upl of one- half
good tihlrous l0oam1, the1( other hanlf of equal
proprions111 of well-rotedl dhung aind leaf
soil ; tile p)ots shoutld lie from11 live to six
111h11s inl diameter, and( (1eep1 and1( narr'low
rathe than1111 shallowv and1 broad. in polling
hiot tw~o-thirids of the( hulb shuouild be
biuried, ana1( the1 so11illmust not.11 he ressedI too
hairdt abouit the base of the bulb11, or1 iln tile
act of rooting the Ilrbres will be unalble to.
penetralte the soil, and1( the bulb gets forced
ulpwa~rd. After lahnting, tihe plots( canU be
p)inced~ in a cool, dr1y, datrk ellar, or out of
door1s, on a spot somlewhiat screenied fromn
wel, and1( if the 1pots be stood( on slates or
tiltes, so muchel the better ; they shouk1i( have
a thoroigh soaking of watter, then be cover
ed with line ashues to the depth11 of from one0
to thruee inchles. If p~lanted ab)out te end~
of October tile bulb1s) will have made shoots
ani inch long by the beginning of February,
and1( they can thlen be taken to thn conserCi
valor'y or' gr'enhouse, or wherever It is ini
tendedC~ they shall1 flower. A little wvarmth
and pllenlty of wvater wvill greatly assIst thle
pr1oducl(t ion (of fhic sp)ikes of floweir.
A Faous101 Wine.
Tlhe miost famous Madeira ever kniown
was the "1814 p~ipe." It was fished upl
from the biottomi of tihe ehoeldt, atbove
Flushing,. In .1814, having remahined there
sin1c 17r8,in the timb~hers of a 81111 whlich
had1( bcenI wrIcked ait the month of tile river
In thamt year.i It wasso1ld by auIcion0 at, ant.
wer'p, theC greater' portilon being secured for
Louis XVLlI., who dispatcd an agent
wvithi lmstructionls t~o secure It regardless of
cost. Trha King (or the agent) presenltedl
the French consul at Antwverp wvithi several
ozoiens wvhich lie sold to tho Duc do Raguse.
In 18539, afteir tile dcathi of the Duchesse (10
Raguse, four dozen r'em1aned in her cellar,
and they wcre sold1 for somiethinlg over their
weight In gohld to Baron Rothschild. 0On
one ocasion, wvhen the Duchesse entertainedi
Taglioni, several bottles were produced,
tho hostess rightly considering that to be
thought worthy of the preetous liuor was
the greatest honor that could be paid to anty
hrwdy.
NI) Smiail D1ses.
t had a gardner when I was till a yoItni
manIl, anl Ohd solier, William Filay ; hit
h1 d picked 1) Som1ehlow at great deal o
very graphic langialge, which heIt( usel freel
uponl the ordlinary occasions of life. lil
emuoe 1Il an(d suid:
"I'inI1 bad till over, inside and out, wan
you to give m22e somlle1 physie. h'lley tel
1 ie you've got a medicine ciest, ad ia bookl
ais belongs to it.''
"Well, sad1, di hv. it i
you takey''
"Somle rhubarb-."
"I'll look inl the book," I -said, "id sC<
how ine. b. Now, the book Ias (I hav
it still, viiii the chest---at least mly wi'
hals, for I C1rCfully m1 ad 1101e' e a Cdd2i1
preseilt of both) at. tle beginnping a table 01
Joses, (llite an21 inexelsable anare, I think,
lo simple people. It is construc)2 ted onl t
lypothetical prilciple,--if Io 22nl adtht, it
:Iramil, si IclI to othjeri aiges." ThIe hypo
1etical part escaped me; anlt aduit, 2a drai
-r that's sixty graini-n1illety graim
1 all, I gott 11111f 11ee of at nlewpp1e',
mut it on Ithe dining t(able, and mixed it upl).
It l0oked at good deal. Hlt I said to mv.
;elf, "-Must be all right, hero's the hook;
yils an adultt. tie was over seveit v.
io I rang the bell.
"Ilere's your physic ; I holpe it wvill pml
rou aill right. "
"I1 he to talke all ItIhat?
"Yes, that's jllst whit te litok sv
miall doses aire foolish t hingsm.
"All right,' says he.
h'lien 1 began to encourage himui, "Now,
Iinltay, you're not very well; don't it)' tc
to tin) work to-day; go home, keep your.
elf warm'222, an11d tell your wife to mix it ul
n1 somlle Warm1,111 water--not too mnuch waer;
rou'll feel mucI better in the mlitorning. I
dhoul, if I were 3ou1, take it lit one.
"'All right," said he0.
'oor man, his colfidlene ill me had li
ilits. I tholghit n1o more about it uti
lext morning; 1y Conscience w 1 6 qui
nasy; I had done a wise aid kind thing:
[ had made a good use of mj dar ioluhL2S
gift.
While I wts dressing i 1Ihw morn1tfing, I
ooked out of the window, amd t1hre wm.4
Vinillay stan(liig Ibetween) mile a1( the ga.i'
.len wall. Ile looked, So to speak, sha41
>wy, almost ghost iy ; the twall, ats it were,
waits visible through him; u1t, as it wm
laylight(, I wasn'it afralid.
"H1ope you0['C better this o11no11ng; glad
0 think You Imust be, o You Would nol
inve come u. l!p.
"tWell," said Ie, "I be 21 trille beltter.'
"All!'' I said, "I thougit so; 'uIt tr0o
your physic, of course ?"
"Why, dichn't youl tell mle to Ilake it:?
l'll tell you till about it. I goes home 1<
iy wilfe and says, "There, you m1ix tha
up1); milld, not much Water.' Lord sake!
11e said. 'you1 be not going to take 111 that
why. it. would kill at horse and 2 vow.'
'oul foolish Womn1141, hol .:uur tongie'
li) 22 do a1s I bid you2. Mllstel s golt
ook, and knows a sight. m1h, k. 01n y1.
So she goes and mixes 12l il a s2op baIsiln
m2(d briiigs it baCk Wit11 21 pn t111ing il
Lthe middle."'
At this part of his report I begat Im 1 v
misgivilgs. Hie welnt ol :
"I got him down--bitl it was 21 toug1
job-and goes to bell.'
I draw at veil over what followed. I
reeled about with laughter, 'truggling 14
look sympathetic, butl. my itsgivilgs in
-relse(d. Ris exact, accoulnt of what ha
befallen him durig the night 1 took dow
just 218 it C1212e out of his 221moti. I sha1
be litppy I acoImllunllica.te ipv'inSsimu i.q rer/i
to anybody who m2y like to comnplete tih
tale.
"Vel,"' I said, ats soon as I could stea(1
my voice, "go iito the kitehien and have
Some nice waril breakfalst, an1d we'll se
wha12t. is to be doe. iext." Half 22 hllliu
later I was on the way 10 Oxford as '1 a 1
could( go, and2( wentt to my13 (1ear2 riend, D~r
Wootton. InI the course8 of conIver'sation
asked 12122 iln a kind( of careless wa~y abou01
rh1ubarn, 128 a gulide for anyv par11ohial pra2c(
tice.
"Well," he saidc, "1it'8 a fine0 me1dicine
a1nd I give good (loses of it."
"'Yes; whait is a good (lose."
'EIghteen grams11 is (quite' enough to
anlybody."
"Eighiteeni grain2s !" 82said, "'why, I gauv
a1 man)2 sixty' yes5terday, and1( thirt~y of magneI1
lie opened Ils great eyes and2( said, '"I
"Yes, ovemr seventy"'
'"Thlen perha2ps lhe won't die. Gho homi
as fast 21s you1 can2, and pour inI p~or'ter am2
port wine21."
UmOnaps and1( FuIl.
A 1healthly-looking spechnenC2 of the geniu
tramp11 stepped( inito the police0 staltion 2222
21jimiiredl for the chIef of pollee. Chief Mung2e
wa'is there, and( alsked whaltt waIs wan~ted.
".i wanit to get into the counity hlouse,
said1 thle t2rmp.
"(WhIat (10 y'ou wanlt to go 1.o the coun2t:
bouse for ?"
"Pv'e got to ! 1 aiint, got no0 place0 t4
stopl)
"W~hy don1't you1 go to work, tad cari
your1 living I'
"I can't fInd no1. work'1, and1(, besides, I'ii
*ick !"
"Sick h You d1on't look sIck ! What'
tile ma~ttter with you ?"
"I have cramps m1 my legs somietimnos
mighty baid cramp~l1s ini my legs.''
"Wecll, 11hat wonit prevenlt your workin
"I cim2't find4 no work ; I've looked every
whlere !"
"That Is a lhkely story. There Is plolnt
of woi'k for any 021e who wants it. I'll giv
y'ou work. I want, som2e wood sa1wed."
TIhe trampl's jaw drioppted as lie ve'nture
to 1inquir1e :"WV-what kind of wood i4
it ?"
"Iar w~2~4Iood,"
"What'l you give me to saw It ?"'
"On1e dollar 1)er cord to saw It twIce."
"And bopird ?"
"'No, sir, not If I know mlyself-boar
yonrself."
"'1 iuplh," contemp~ltuiously respondIe
the weary and heavy laden 5son of toll, 'a
man02 can't earn lis board( a-sawIn' woo
twice fur a dlollair a cord1."
"Not If Ito boards at the Nicllet, hi
you ar'e able to saw a cord per dlay, andcI'
can get board at $2.50l to $8 per wveek.'
"NIce bourd, for that1. B~ut I can't sa
wood owin' to the cramps' mnliy legs, yc
sc0, and)4 1 hatv0 fts, too"
"What kind of Ats ?"
*'"' dunno what kind the~y be, but I haa
awvful had 'n."
"Whten do you have 'era?"
"Mostly In thn nIght tume."
"Well, that won't interfere with your
sawing wood. '
'"Yes, but my eramps! Och !" And a
cramip seeied to take him In hisofft hind leg.
''intl's I thin 1113' man. Where are
youl frolal ?"
Well, I've liven down in the southern
IaIt o' lie State, and ip north, and up in
St. 'aIul, Jia' Ithey selit le here."
"I'hey did ? kuit where is your home ?''
"lh ! (fe ling f(o , 'othier erap) mny
home's lin New Yurk.
"When did you leave New Yomk ?"
"About twenty-four years ago! (ht
Origh !" (Cramips in both legs.)
"There, that'll (o. You'll get into no
coutiy house here, and you want to skip
oilt of this towni at a lively gait."
The eramper looked itt the chlief in per
feet astonishmlent, erammiled b)oth hands
into his poc'kels, spIirted 1a stream of to.
bacco .li1e clear across Loti-k-up illey, and
"Well. I swow I this is an anlighty sinigu
ir sort of at coutr~y if at man't ims cramps
an1d fits can't get into lio conlility house
(Ittrin' the winter !
'Move oil I"
Anid lie imoved on, without a sign of a
Cr11il), aitte'ring "I swow," aind s111 iliting
tolincen juice accordingly.
Fraseuelo, whoi all Spain las applauided
for ten years, whom the prettiest women
of all the Spanish provinces have in turn
called Frasciuelito, died recentlly of a horn
thrust. natirally received in tht exercise of
his profession. FrIseueloi, among Spani
ards, was a hero, and as Theodore de Han
vii le said of Victor I lugo, lie had already
bmeoni iimortal. ]fe will forever reminlin
tll pr*'lia vp'j~adia of legends. I)uring his
liletilme he was the Curiosity, above all
ofthers, that his Collltlymeln showed to stran
grs. and lie wits prouid of his distilnctiol.
I Ic w bs lori ill Andalusia and it. the lge
of tell years he went to work in tihe slaugh
I er honumt's of Sevilie, where all the ma 11(ador8
begin their career, these slaughter houses
beiig for them a sort of acmnlemy. At
eighteen ie was eiltlged in the 'famous
conpImlly of ElI Tato, who also died of a
horn I lrist. A t first lie was i simple chu/o,
that is to say, he vas charged with the duly
ot' exciting the bul, by shaking a red hiid
kerchief betfore his eve.s. Tlien he wis
prointotul to the position of landcrillero
Tle Illissioll of the /ualdcril/ero is to plant
little javelinls ill tle shouih'ers of tie an11i
mals. At this dangerous glime Frascielo
wits wonlderfulIy expert. When the bull
rushed ait him with lowered head, Ie step
ped Ilily tI ween I lite animal's horns aind
btnaided clean over him, planting his ban
dcrillos while in the air. Or he Iwould
await the alltack, leaning onl i long pole.
VIheln tle lillimlal rushed lit him he would
lealp over him, using the pole for support.
The hull imighit break the ple, but Fras
cuiello would lie sure to land oil his feet
somlie live pslers from his former position,
and1 sol einmly salute thle spaIltr01. It was
by a unan31liimous vole that lie wats raised to
le dignily of prima spada. (.)ne day at,
St. Sebastian his ciief, Lagartijo, was
wodmied and wats unable to contime the
fight. 'Ihe crowd called for 1rascuelo
to take his plaec. Fraseiielo picked ullp tIle
swoId, ran lt tile bull, and classically
planted tie weiapon in the back of the ani
mal's neck. After that (ay lie killed over
three hund1'ed bills in tie same manner,
and wits oftenl wounded. The crowd
worshiped him, unot Only for his skill and
courage, but also for the singular richness
of his costumills. lie thought nothing of
tspending 84,000 for ini equipment, and,
like i pretly woman who changes her dress
for every hall. lie lever wore theo saille
costume twice. Frascuelo left. a consider
able fortune, and his heirs, moreover, will
t find in hIs desks, fln ..imee collection of
love letters, locks of hir, faded bouquets
-iln line, a1 collection1 a like of which is not
p)ossessed by anly living man,.l~not excepting
even thle mlost alaul~ided of tenofrs.
TheIi Vaintia Pimant.
Of all orchids thle vanilla is the one0 mlost
widlely kniowni ; its fruiit is dleservedly es
teemied and 18 an1 impllortant ai'ticle of comi
merice. Its valuable properties long ago
brought thle vanilla intfo nmotice. The fruit
allppears to have been first intrloducd Into
Euirope in the beginning of the Sixteent~h
Century. Th'le living plant was imfportedl
into 10ngland, toward the end of the EIgh
teenth Ceintury, by Miller; but we cannot
withI cer'taily (let erine whlich one of the
few species of vanlilla now known was thlen
int roduced. Linnie, however, gave the name
cpidendrrum vanilla to the plant which'
had COmeI into his bhands, and1( which is sump
posedl to have been Identical with that
br'ouighlt by Miller. Several years later
Swartz, on attentively studying the flower
of thle vanlilla, observed notable dlifferences
hetwenl it andle the flower of tile genuis
pdn rm ; hie was thus ledl to consti
tut a ewlenu, and1( epidendrumn vanilla
nowy becomie van il/a aromnatica. Later
GJrevllec bromght from Amer'ica some1 cut
tings of a vanilla dfering from vanilla
aromatica, esp~ecially in the size of tihe
leaves; to thlis Andr'ews gave the name
vanilla planifolia. This lalnt was
brlought to Enlgland, thence to the miuseumn
at Paris iln 1810, and1( lastly to Blelgum ; It
Is the species whose fruit possesses thme
- strongest perfume. Theo vanIlla throve hll
greemnhouses, hut as It was sensitive to cold,
anid dlild not fructify, and Its flowers posses
sed no ornamental interest, Its culture was
-very limited. For a lonmg thne the only
fruIts which camne to Europe were from
'Mexico, or the Gulf of Mexico-the only
0poInts whlere the plant was cultivated on a
,large scale, and( where It s fructification ap
peaircd to be Insured. It remained for later
"experimnteis to add to the interest at
tachling to thIs plant, while at the same
time, Iin some1 degree, atugmenting the re
sources of the colonles. At tIls time the
imp11rssion muadelby certain recent researches
on feeundlatlon in plants was stIll freshl, aind
ithe questions of hybridatlon and crossIng
wer'e closely studied. It has ever sinice been
belIeved tha. thme fecundatlon of the vanIlla
SIn MexIco arid the neighboring countrIes,
where the plant fructifles normally, was
b~roumght about by the agency of certaIn in
itsects whlich hlitherto do not appear ever to
u have been observed performIng this func.
.tmonl. Thie hypothesis Is almost equivalent,
" to a certamty, now that we AIcnow tile
u' habits of tihe Ore~fde, epecially as re,
gards reproduction.
-The work of extending th 'Long
lrancht pier 200 feet, further into the
ocean wifll propably begin In Decenlbe.
A P'ino County (hnii.
The latstest sensat io il the ieighborlhooti
of Milford, Pike Coiity, l'ennisvlvania.
Fifty-two years ago at initi naied John
(oble was found lying Ill in pool of blood
oil the road leading fron Milford to Dilg
man's Ferry. A large gash was found in
lie side of his head, and it was suppoed
that the old mnit had been iiurderetd and
robbed. lie was buiried immediately after
the Coroner's ill(lest, and In a few years
entirely forgotten. About three weeks ago
the stage-driver who carriesthe l'hiladelphin
m1il - lietween Milford and the Delaware
Wtter (ilap, while paislig the spot, where
Goble was imirdered, maw an object clot hed
in white start up1) from the grolill id wvalk
in the road Just in front of the horses. The
driver urged his team oil, but Ihe " 'ghost'
still kept it little Iin advance. After trotting
his htorses some1 distiaice, the (driver topped,
inld as he dismiounted from Ile st age tihe
ghost sank into the ground and disappeared.
This was repeated two or three evenings, and
the mail-carrier at. last. hecime alarmed
and armed himself wit h a six-shooler. Since
that time le his sti enk (ie ghost at It distunie
several times, but lie has not shot at it.
The mail carrier's niame is Searles, niid hI(
told his story in Milford. where It spread
like wildfire. Partlies were organized to
search for the wittidering spirit, and ono
party saw it at it short, distance. They tired
several shots at the object, and it. disappear
ed. A party of young ladies, accompanied
by Cae gent0leman, a day or two ago visited
the place where lie ghost is isially seen.
About it Iuindred yairds from (he spot is anll
ohl lesetrted house, antd 011( of thle young
ladies, who Was more courageois than the
rest, started to walk around this old house
in search of (lie "'spook." When iiabout
half way around tie building she heard a
groan, and turning around, she saw, stand
lig just behind her, an object about six feet
tall, clothed in White. Shie screamed and
fainted, bult, before (lie remainder of the
party reached lier the "ghost" had vanished.
The '"spirit" his since beenu seen twice,
aml on each occsition it was pirsuied, but
it always vanished after reaching a certain
phic inl 1the woods. It 1 supposed ly
many that. the ghost, is a man, dressed i) in
a slteet to create a sensation. Others, who
are more superst itlous, believes it is the
spirit of John Coble, searching for his nmur
derer. Whatever It is, it certainh ly suieaed
ed(( in c)riatinig ai ( Cided sens4at ion.
ib'riis of liosctitownIr.
Have you paid the milk hil!.
TheI coal is out
Tie stove wits ixing.
ly night-key is brokeni.
That front door bell wire is loo1se ad
the bell won't ring.
(let some fresh meat. That cat hasn't
had anything fresh for nearly t wo days,
She won't, eat cooked mteat.
The poker is broken.
Get soile screw hooks for tIhe euilpho.ard.
We miust buy a new clotmes line.
Thle salt is out.
Mem.: 1Mtrk'a last but ter was bad. Must.
buy somewhere else.
The iceman )ais "riz, and ie leives
dreatifully small pieces it thal.
Get sonc wire.
Ditto oxalic acid.
Ditto bug powder.
Ditto a nutmnieg grater.
Ditto some nutmegs.
Shall we buy it new parlor Carpet? The
old one's getting fided.
Wan't a niew till siwpan.
Tie teapot leaks.
Send for furniture man and find out how
ilmuch lie asks for re-covering the sofa.
Bluy it new market basket.
The old cat. has four kittens. low many
shall we drown?
We Suspect our1 hireul girl of stealing the
tea. TIha~t last halt' pound Went ver'y
quick.
Schnapps, the grocir, wtill plersist ill giv
ing us coffee which has1 lost its flavor.
Change hinm.
Soimehotty has stoleni the ash-box again.
Fifth in three weeks.
Glet a paper of carpet teeks.
Mirs. D~oc borrowed 0our tack haunuier a
month atgo, andl~ haa nme ver returned it.
Our cniary bird is sick.
Buy a hall of' twine.
Ditto six smallscrews.
The leeman foirgot us5 to.dayl).
The cold meat and mil1k is spoiled1.
The cat, persists in carryig her kittens
all over the house, and1 won't stay in the
nursery soapi box we fixed foir her.
Get some1 naptha.
TPhe wateor pIpe leaks again. Send
Out of soap.
Out of matches.
Site wvants 8011e wvorstted thriee shadl~es
darker than the last lot but 01ne, and1( one4
shade lighter than the last hot.
All Pan.
'"How large should y'ou say this~ puan, of
whIch you speak, wvas?"
"A four-quart pan, I should say."
"What do you umean by a four-quart
panl?"
"'A pan that holds four quarts."
"WIne or beer measure?"
"Wine, no; beer, I guess Its beer, I wont
be certain."
"But you think it's beer. What Is the
shape of a four-quart 1pan?"
"Round."
"Like a ball?"
"No, like a-lIke ta barrol."
"Round like a bairreh."
"Well, is a four-quart pin tall oir shior't?"
"Xt don't, make any dhifferenCe."
"Xf a pan was four Inchtes across the bot
tom and twelve inchtes ttall?"
"It wouldn't be a pan at all. It wvould
be a pall."
"Then a pan can be a pall?"
"Why, no."
"But you just said so. WVas there a
hole In this pain?"
"Yes, a little hole."
"In thte bottom or top?"
"Of course thtete wasn't any ho10lein the
top."
'"Then how coutld anything lhe pioured
into the p an?"
"Oh, I forgo6. Th~e top Is all hole."
"And the otom?"'
"I alpan.
"That will do,
"You see, gentlemnen of the jury, the
witness haes no idea of a f~ur-quart pan at
all," and the jury having been awakedd
by the aherif, miod off agafn in acqjidee
eenge'.
T I -'5A9J LL_ LI * 'k - -. 0~
EF S
-1n 1591 th, bIsinlcSs of cap-n111akiig
was ruinied by the Conmmon wetri ng o01
hits, whilh tho 111nme into gelertil
vogne.
-There arinI California 150,000
go:1t 4. and in tihe Paufle territories
50,000, makiig a total of 200,000 on the
Paci lie slope.
-The earnings of '.Ie Milwaukee and
St. Piaul Itailload for the third week
of October was $292,000, ai lacrease of
$10:1 7:11.
- ManIiings of the Union Pacitle r-aIl
road for the first, twenty-one days of
October were $1 ,00:,1 .70, an increase
ol' $172,185.70.
-I Lon. H. M. Shronck, of Sonmerset,
l'll.. IIasi bee( acquitted of using Illegal
Imieans to Secure il election to the Leg
islattu Ie.
-The "Father" of the English House
of Commons is Mr. Christopher Talbot.
who has sat contintil ously for Glamor
gauishire Since 1830.
-During Octobe:' over 35, 300,000 pos
tal carsl wereo sent fromn the lflyoke
fiactory-the largest month's busliness
ever done.
-Tle thousand salmon fry from
San Franelsco have been put Into the
Mouse, at Bloriek, Holland,. and 20,000
more are. expected.
-it is said that a very large number
of the best, gold and silver mines li
Mexico are passing into the hands of*
Uniited States capitalists.
-The Ongagement of Miss Stanton.
youngest daugh tor of the lato Secretary
Stanton, to Lieutenant Bush, of th'e
Fit'th A rtillery, Is announced.
-Ten tons of paper pulp have been
shipped from Soledad, Los Angeles
Couty, Cal., to NOW York city as nit
experihent. it. is from at wild plant.
-Tlie pen used by. Prince Bismarck
inl the hotel at V ICenna wIWas sold for $50.
Th11e inai who cut the Prilnce's h1a11r Is
making a little fortiule out of lockets.
-it is satild that the Etuperor of Rus
sia purposes velebrit ing with great
sioleliity the 25th iniversary of 1is
accession to the throne. March 2d, 1880.
-A.ccording to Smith's llistory,Po w
hatrn the Inllzian cliof or Emperor, as
Sanithi calls himn, had nor less than 100
wives, "of' w'ium a dozen young wo
mnen werec filyOrit-es.1
-Amotig the new towlns on the line
of the Noitheirn Paeilic, which have a
womiising fuuture, i8 Sanborn, Barnes
colinty, I.ikota, about 72 miles west
o1' ilaargo, 11u(l 25 miles cast of .ames
town.
-Mr. l~ugene 11 11c, it Is thought,
will b1e obliged to quit poliics for the
present in or-der to take charge of' his
late fheI'Ieu-inI-lw's large estate. Mr.
I [iale is tIle son-in1-law of the late Sei
1or Clindicr.
-'hie number of' foreign fi 1m enl
giged in itcommerce in Clihia is 351, and
the total l'o'eigl I)Oi)IIIILLOnl 3,814-. ''he
poptillidoi of' the treaity porlts Is cssL
mialC'(d at. .1,990,000. The A merican
reslienta number 420.
-hie iierchants of St. Louis have
orgnlized a tuovement for the creotion
of asipcioults an1(d pgomI'ilianient Exposition
Bluilling, like those of Chiengo, Louis
ville and Cinc1innati. It ia initended to
flnishi it for next fall.
-. compiny its been organized In
Now York to build an elevated railroad
fr'uon the 1eIIIsyilvaiia Railroad in
Jr.'wy City to lioboken and Jersey
City .eights Vith branches to Uion
11111 aid West Hoboken.
-A relle of Burns has just been pIae
ed in th KlImarnl1Ilock Mu110seuml. It is
tih) (raItught, or chtecker-board which
Vis u1se(1 by the joet and his brother
Inl thei ouriuis of recreation wvhile they
were enlgaged1 ia farming togetheor.
-According to the lalstceens the po
p)1uationt of' ( reeceo, w hich in 1870 was
onliy i ,457,80-1, atnounts no0w to 1,679,
75(1. Th'le poplaltion of Athens has In
creOasedl in the same period from 48,000
to 70,000,1and th at of' P'ir'aus from 11 ,000
to double.
-It is possible that within lnye years
per'or Williamii, Gor'tschiakofr and Em
per'or A iexanider, will have passed away .
All are 1in faibung health, and all, ex
cept, Bis9marek and1( Alexander1, over'
sevenlty years' of aigo.
-Theb total nulmb~er of the Hebr'ew
race0 to-daiy is atbouit whalt It was in the
dalys oIf King D~ayzd, between (,000,000)
1and( 7.000,000. Thbere are' in Europe,
accord'(ing to tihe latest statistical infor'
matin, abhou t 5,000,000;1 i n Asia, 200,
000; itn Africa, over 80,000; in Ameori
ca1, 1 r'omi 1,000,000 to 1,500,000.
-Norfolk, Va., did an export busi
ness last year of $10,000,000, and with
heri cottoni returns 1now ranks as tihe so
conid cottonl exporting port In the Uni
ted btates. It is the first peanuit port
ini the world, r'eceivinig the entire cr'op
of Virginia, which Ia much01 larger thlan
the gowths of Tlennessee and)1 North
-n r'eturni for jokes layed upon01
others sonie one 111l0ed the overcoat,
plocket of Mr. F'. P'. Guise, a young at
torntey of Williamzsport, Pa., with steel
lenis. A number of them' stuok In his
hand, and( inl taking themi out several
broke ofi'. 'The hand Is terribly swol
1011, and It 1s feared the consequenO1Ces
may be fatal.
-The late Walter Hastings, of Boa
ton, 111 hadirected In his wvill- that the
trustees lhe appoluts shall oreet .upon1
the gr'ounds of - Harvard Oollege .a
building to cost not less thlan $200,000
and1( not, mlore than) $250,000, thIs build
Ing to be called tile "W~alter Hastinga
Hlail," in memory of his fathier, grand
father and great-granldfather, all of
whom graduated at Harvard Oollege.
-A new Industry In Q alifornuia is
flower farming, Mich is about to'bt
initrodneeod into Sdtfta Barbara and Ala
media coumntils for the .scents-to be ob
tained '0fr the6 blossoms,. Roses will
yIeldl there 2,000 pouilds .to. the acre,
from tyhieh obseies~orth *875 oifn be.
extracted ; oringe tro .3,000 pounids.
value $250 ; violets, 1Ao pounds; worthi
$800 i naalas, 000 poun , lrtha $450.
-Dr. Spotswood of M e,i is
ported to possess a sword hidhoi:
beongd to Gerioral Wa 11lilpi~igId
which the Geneoral hiimself g*i
Court House, a. Sen 4 W d'.
visited Wasil oh aK 'bto~t
same sword as -*lJ~'t'i
rping hit .t'eey