The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, November 25, 1879, Image 4
Lady Anglers.
Plutarch informs us that no less cele
brated a lady than Cleopatra was a votary
of the'angle and that she and Anthony
spent no incousiderablo portion of their
time in fishing matches. So keen at last
did their rivalry become that recourse was
had to artifice in order to Insure victory, at
least by the mean spirited Antony. Vexed
at the superiority of the Queen in the art,
he instructed divers to take live fish and
place them on his hook. They effected
this so cleverly that lie pulled up fish after
flsli, and completely turned the tables on
mistress. She i)reten(led to congratulate his
him on his good fortune and to admire his
dexterity ; but., by some means, had gained
knowledge of the trick lie had practised and
determined to have her revenge. Another
match was arranged, and in presence of a
large company of friends specially invited
to witness It the fishing commeneed.
Antony soon had a bite, struck, and pulled
up ia large salted fish, to his great disgust
and the intense amusement of all present.
The murder was out ; Antony's trick Was
exploded; for on this occasion a (liver,
specially instructed by the Queen, had
anticipated the one employed by Antony,
and had fixed the salt fish on his hook.
lit though England cannot claim the
first lady angler, it can claim a lady
as the author of the first book ever printed
on angling: for within the years of Caxton
issuing from his press at Westminister the
"Dietos and Sayingesof the Philosophers,"
in 1477 Wynken de Worde published the
famous "Books of St. Alban's," wherein
)amie Juliana Berners, the good and ac
complished Prioress of Sopwell, discourses
on "the dysplorte of tysslyng." She Wias
probs o'y i hily angler herself, as t lie very
full inlm "uctions she gives in reference to
the art. indicate that she must have had
practiel experience of it ; but, however this
may be, she strongly commends the )a5
tuime "to all that be virtuouls, gentle and
freeborn.'' That angling was a pursuit fo
lowed by ladies after her tine, and yet a
considerable number of years ago, may be
gathered from a book on fishing published
in 1676, under the title or tle "Act e -
pllishied .Lady'"s D)elighit." Elmhund Wial Ier,
file most charming song writer inl Ilie Eng
lish language, and forever to be remem
bered as the author of the ode, "On a1
Lady's Girdle," and himself, as Izaak
Walton tells us, ''a lover of the rii le,"
sang in praise of Idy aiglers two centuries
ago. But whether lady anglers in past
time1s were few or many, skillful or uinskill
ful, eathuIsiatst ic or tle contry, Certain it
is that now they muster strongly. AMany
of them are very succesul performers,
and the majority as keei sportswomen ias
can well be itmagined ; indeed, when a
lady takes thoroughly to angling she gren
erally becoimies as ardently devoted to it 11
th nmost ivet.orate Waltonian of the other
sex. Lady salmon fishers are now to lo
fotid on uuost of the English, Scotch and
Irish salmon rivers, lochs and lakes, and
Norway is visited by them; while in Amer
ica they whip freely tile well stocked
waters of various ilstrits. Our trout
strealims inl all directiolns receive their atten -
tion ; they try conelusions with the teinants
of the pike preserves, and the humbler
denizens of our fresh waters have to sue
cumb to their ski11( and perseverine. True
that lady anglers have dilliculties to (onl
tend with which men make but light (of,
but these are overcolm by Various devices,
or lessened by their having soie one of tle
other sex in attendance upon1 mlicil. Salmon
fisahing is very hard work with tile heavy
double-hianded rois generally ised, blut for
ladies lighter ones are specially made, ami
the weekly records of good il taken in
various waters showv that with such tackle
they get (quite their shaure.
Trhe ralce of lish IBardsl prope in1 2Ireland21(
was dest roy'ed in the reigns of El izabethI,
.1lamies thle .First, Cromwell and1( William
* 111. In praise of the Irish harp, Lord
* IBacon says says: ''The harpe hath the
conicave niot along the strings, but across
the at rinigs, and(1mi ouape hath the soundl so
melting and1( so prolonged na the Irtish
harpe." Few philosophers5 could bring to
bear on such ma:t ters a lier jmiglmnt thani
* Lord( llacon's. TIhiere is maitte'r for mluisicat
studmy and1( the study of the philosophy of
acouistics in I hose w1ordls of the great aut hor
of the " 'Nov'um Organlum."' Somte pe0ole
errIonieously imlagine thbat t he 1ish harp is
but ani imlprovedl alalllItion (If the (Greekl
lyre. This is not so. T1hie hatter is neither
more1 nor less thanm the heat, how of the
aircher, so bent that the curved (ends1 are
almost biroulit togelber. Thei~ twalnmgF
soundil of the howstrinlg as it vibrated alfte'r
senin~ulg thle alrrow1 on its (k'adly miissioni
dloubtless gave rise to tile famous lyre of
Apollo. Thle harp11 (if Er~in was originatlty
shaped like a right.-anglect trmiangle'. Irish
miusie is full (of a dlelicate piathos. 'lTe
love soings of thle count11ry are0 tender and1(
civalrouis. 'Thle national (or wair) sonugs
literally blaz~e with fire. "'Oh for the
Swordls of Formuer Time(s,"' "'Let Pin lie
member the Days oIf Ok(,'' "'Who Fears to
Speak of Einety-eight," areO spe(ciImns at
r'andom2i. F~or love and pat riot iant comn
bined, thle song of O'Hitark, miore comn
muonly known by the title, ''The Valley
1L13 Smlilinig liet'ore Me,'" miay faiirly chl
henge anly mlelody' in t tie wvorld. Illegin-.
mlng In a1 minor key it breathes the very es
5s21c0 (If teniderness. A slight pause ; the
* ~key chianges inito mlajor, and1( the soiig b~e
* comes tierce and1( electric. From grave to
gay, a pecuilliar ch11arteristic of the people
Fthlelliselves, thle Irish music is easily trans-.
posable. Where on1 the wid1e earth is there
* ~such exquisite sorro1w inl sound121 ~ as ite
melody, "S$ilnt, 0 Moyle, he thle roar of
thy waters?1" Let this be followed by t.hat
rollicking and1( most dtevil-may-carie of all
airs, "'Garryowen,"' and( a fair exampllle of
this transportation miay' be noted(. Thea
algain, take "'St. Paltrick's 1)ay3," not 21s
pilyed by an or'gan-grindler, buit, by anl
Irish harper, or goodh violinist, and1( the
'I heels of an Irishmnan will puIlsate in perfect
unisoni with the joyous beatinlgs oIf his
hieart.
Locomoticoes thave 1been asuccessfully
empiloy03ed In France for the purpl'ose of
towing canal boats. They aire small,
not weighing over' tour or fliye tonus, and~
1 . 3(run oni at track laid downvi ablout four
feet from the edge of the cana), drawIng
the boats to a cable some three hundred
feet In length. Th'le speed attaInable
A ~ wIthout Injury to boat or' canal is at
least Lwice and probably three thames as
greatas that urshdby horse powver;
and only 0one man11 Is needed to manage
A the engIne. There is reasoni to believe
that toin~g locomotives wIll ultImately
iotfne Into regular use 01n som11 of the
chIef canals In France.
The North P'ole aund Equator.
Amre not more iIdely distinct than the standar
tonIo, stimulat and- alherativo, liostettor'
&tomachu B ttors, and the cheap and Aiory loca
bitters'which unterupulous von hors foist upon
the unawary as medicated p reparations with
koe al1 propertoes. The latter are nnally
coh~osodIntbe maIn of half rectified aloe
uhi~ excitanto, swit some wretched drug comn
binateon to tiSue their real flavor, and are
pre hyrut or to the cate'of' the atomnaoh,
Ho 4itr'us Btto - on the oontrary, b tok
Ie rchocep#rof absolute urit
sfaidiflod and onmied with
- )a of ~ao~benoe a~ e~ t
h neTbd kr
7 di rd re
AURICULTURE.
BOltnowlNGl AMONO FAIIMIlta. - To
lend unto the iieedy and give unto him
that asketh Is both charitable and neigh
borly, n d, when the practice Is. pro
pprly conducted, a groat convenie.ace
all round, but when It 18 all oil Onie side
it becomes another thing entirely. A
farmer may supply himself with an out
lit of such tools and impleneits as are
necessary to carry on his farm nid gar
den, but to keep them in his possession
and in good order 18 not so easy. 01e
comes to borrow a hoe, rake, or spade.
for use in his garden ; another wants
to borrow a saddle to ride a low miles,
another a log chain, swingletrece, mat
tock, etc., until half the things Oin the
place are lent out, and when wanted
for use must either be sent for or the
owner do without until it suIts the con
venience of tile borrower to return
them. But the evil does not stop here.
Not unfrequently the i)borrowed article
comes home broken, and, if of Iron or
stool, always rusty ordull, even if, after
having kept it so long, the borrower
does not actually clath; it as his own.
That neighbors can accommodate each
orber, and Ith mutual advantage,
there is 1no doubt, provided the practice
Is Ioperly conducted-there then be ing,
ats old Griishaw would say. 'rcilpro
city In the business;' but, with the ad
vantage all one side it is a sort, of re
ciprocity not so agreeable onl the other.
Tie farmer shoult irst provide himself
wit~h the necessary tools to car y on his
fuitm, and if by aceldent lie is compel
led to borrow Ie should at leas' take
good care of and return aitytlhling that
is lent. him11 tile Imlomtelt lie is done with
it.
Tiui K following is a very chealp and ex
eelient paint for farm buillings, form
ing a hard surface, an(h as Its hardness
increases by tI lme, It. is far more dura
ble than paint: Take fieshly burned
unslaked 1ime and reduce to powder.
To one peck or one buxhel of this add(
the aimIe qa1111ntity of Hine white slind
or fine coal ashes, and tvice as liucl
fresh vWood ashes, all these being sifted
through a tle sieve. They should
then be thoroughly iixed together
while-dry. Afterward mix them with
1as inuch common lineed oil as will
make the whole thin enough to wNork
freely witht a pa1nr's brush. This will
make a paint, ol' light gray stone color,
learly white. To make it fawn or
Ilrat) ad(d yellow (chre and India red,;
if dra1ib 1i desired mi burni, imtiiber,
Inmdia red and a little black ; If dark
stone color, add lam pblack, or if bt own
stone, Ohen add Spanish brown. All
these colors should, of course, be first
Imixed inl oil and tlhen added. This
paint is very much chaper thban com
111011 oil painit. It Is eqpmii ly well suilt
ed to wood, brick or stone. It It better
to apply it Il two coats-the first tlii,
the second thick.
Fm-:D noni Sn CitI'.-lTa raling ,hee)
foor tle wool crop leeds are alnost, t ill
dispensiable, thouigh they are not. o so
ituch importance I : Cases where sheep
I fe fiSOll for IlmuttOl alone. And io a
lt its give you a realon fon it. Wool
Is 8iui1ly a growthi of minut homnes
nothintg iore nor less. Bones are
ma111inlIy Compt i)oSed of phOSIphiaItE, anid
liitee to stimulato the growth to its
fullest ext-ent feed rich in phosphates
would Ied to be given. Root, feeds,
as turnipt, beets and the like, are rich
In phosiphats, and are, therefore, the
proper tleeds to stliulate wool growth.
There canl be no question aboit this.
In this lot feed a flock of sheep on tur
nips and hay13, and in that atljoinming lot
l'ed a flock o1' the sameo breed on1 corn
anld hay13, or on any ot~her foed, /eaving
out the roots, atnd y'ott will soon see a
mtarnket d il'eence im results. i'The for.
me1r hiavig received a larger amtout,
of phosp1hates than the latter, Ite wiooi
willI be more healthy aiid lfu a better
conit tion genteralIly.
SInn roa rrL..-Dr. George B.
Emerson, a genltlemanl wvho seldom
sp~eak~s wIthout say'ing something di
rettly to the poiut, tellIs uts that in our
pasture there ought to be trees ; not
single trees only, but little groups of
trees, so thiat the calttle cain go there in
I he heal, of tite dlay and1( cool thiemselves,
and1( keel) as lontg as they please8 away'
f rom ihe sunishine1. Thel suntshine11 is as
uniiportatt to them as to us ; 1311, they
aire itncotmmoded10 and lujuiiredl as much
by' the excessive heat in Ju Ly and Au
gusat as5 we are.
Hlow Casa I Expreani My Thanks?
Mrs. Me'ks. of Yorkville. New York, writea
It aiford. me great ph-asure to wreto these few
lInoes to let the puio kniow the valtuo of Ana-.
kesis, thte groat JExbernalI Palu Reme~dy. I have
suf1'ergd the last 14 years everything but
dleath; itt thtat timo 1 haivo spent hundt~redls of
trolltara. I havo tried everythmgi~ I over heard
of, 1 have ha-i] four dhffreott doctors,, but
found vary 1i4tlo ro'lef. I at ha,' hoard of Anai.
l'sis; I tried themt amnd ini one h~our's timo11 1
found relief and have not beeni troubled witht
thienm sitnco. liow cani I express my thtanks to
yout? No tongue enn prsise them too highly,
anumd I woutld 14ay to atll those5 who aro afliitod
withl Piles iitmorrhoids or fisaitres, interntal
or externtal, give Anak.'sis a trial and you will
no longer be a enfioer.
EinH. MIE Ks.
Samples of A takesis are senit free to all suf
ferers ont atplication to P. Neustaedlor & Co.,
Box 3946, Now York.
A YOUNG mother must htave sonme
rest. Bult how is thIs to be accomplIsh-.
ed, when thte baby is restless and cries
constatntly ? Simply by using Dr. Bull's
Baby Syrup,
All iabout Homo.
"Tuir. Coiii't-:r.s I lonm" is time title of Mtrs.
Julia MocNair Wrighit'i nowv Iook, which J. C.
MicCurdy & Co., of l'lumladelphia, have just
pubbhabiod. As Ita tItle In~diecates, this is a co~m
prehenuivo mlaniual of htousehlold affair,. Ini
it every womtan, yountg or old, maried or ia
gle, rich or poor, can find mucih of interost
,tnd valuto. Th'Io city lady will find it a utsful
smid I'casamtt comphantiont, white thte wife of the
farmer iand mechianie wdll scuro a rafe and
sensible gutide. By ishowing thtem htow to use0
money to time bo~t advantage, it wIll enable
familfes of moderate tmeans to *)oure many
comlforts sand luxurios which they have not1
felt able to obtain and n ill enable the masses
of industrious pteoplo to have really beautiful
homes.
The every-day work and duties of life re
ooivo fiull attention. The eaeIost and bcst
mfethiods of doing housework are noted, tile
mytsteries of good cooking are expla-ned, and
direotion% for the treatment of cases of siok
ness and accident are piyon. Tile maitage
ment of infants in health and disease has re
coived special notice. ' ho great sutbj ot of
Family Government is clearly and fully
treated, and the principles umpon which hiappi
ness In the home depends are clearly set forth.
The directions how to entertain comp .ny
will Insure the gratitude of a multituide of
women w.ao have not had the advantages of a
SocoLoy education; while In all the varied round
of comoni and extraordlaiary eiroumstances
by which every life is affected, the Inexperi
enced housekeeper wIll lind a guide and friend.
In this book the young mother will find a wise
and sympathetIc counselhor, whtile the over
worked and deponding may obtain encourage.
ment and oonsolatin from its page.,
The author has obeyed the apostolic om
man to "do good and oommunicate," and her
orihl. exort a powerful influence for good.
I4ptlshers have also done their part welL
Feboli nIcely printed on tinted paper,
b-dand illustv'atd withi s
th a an the irghave given
t Wek bermarked appobtion, while
from vate. sources bhanly warm dommletada.'
o onreoived.
9~ne p its $10 are wanted etye whero,
DOME
SHoT IN GAaiC.-'i
son When game kilic
I)rol)iyl)IY containing t
en, it may be wortl,
those who cesnstinie t'
with zest tlat the 1 )n
stances III which shot . AW is prob
ably smiuihl in coiparisoni witl tle
iumber of Cases iln which tle pellets
atre unwittingly swallowed. It is Ia
matter of speculation how much mis
chief a shot may do when passed into tihe
lintestines but the fact that anomalous
diseases have been set up by the pres
Once of very siall bodies which have
become entangled In folds of the mu
cus membrane renders It desirable to
put the public on their guard. Occa
sionally the most disastrous results
have followed sich sinall causes. We
have iII recollection the case of i phty
silan wilo tried, after prolonged and
unexplamIed suillerings, from the lit
paction of ia very small nail which had
found its way intoa pudding, and wa1s
inadvertantly swallowed. A little care
will avold this contingency. but, re
memboring that the birt had been shot,
some pains ough t cert anly to be taken
to avoid swallowing the pellets.
BUT- E111, ,K AS A COSM avic.-Ia(.hIC
tihe tace iI buttermilk, sour, of cou rse.
Take a soft rag, (Ill) it Into a cup of
buttermilk and wash every part of the
face, neck and had1s. If there has
1been at greater exiosure to the Stinl
than usual, after washing lie face well
slueeze out the cloth and just , Wipe the
skin of and let it remain on without
washing till morning. You will be as
toniisied to see how soon the freckles
atid tain will disapp'-ar. For keeping
the hands white and skinl soft there is
nothing equal to buttermilk. When
one gets burned with the hot sun, one
or t)wo bathings in billernilk will
cauise the smarting to ceasc, take out
the inflammation and reider it com
fortable quicker thaln any other retieily
ever tried. There is something in the
achl t, italined in tie buttermilk thit
doe. Il1e work. Whei oie has stained
tlinge s, with eit her berries, apples or
nutits, it will remove the stains almost
immediately. It is particularly cool
Ing to the Skill. You will never try
any other lotion for beautiifying die
complexion after using the bittermilk,
If you cati obtain it.
CARV OF CLOTzllNo.-ltmakesa great
(ll'erence in the looks and wear o' a
hat or coa, whether it Is thrown dowi
on a chair or lounge when taken off,
or carfuilly hitng up. Two boys the
expense of their clothing Is often
nearly one-half ii (itrence-ialily,
as we think, because one of them will
always hang up his clothes earefuliv,
while the other's may be fotid any
where-when they can be found at all:
Properly brushing and cleaning clothes
and mending 1.11(3111 11 sootn as% reqiIirel.
rather than waitiig until the threads
ravel out, or the tear has grown too
large to be neatly rep irod, adId great
l3 to their dutrability. W1hen they get
a little seedy, have some tailor who
does tne work ceap and well, give
them a good suilt, and each time they
will look "as good, as new." hfere is
where tirue economy comes In, Inl the
care of clothing, indii proper attention
to relairing and cleansing. lore than
hlif the exp- nie can be sayed in the
bill for lie year if pains are taken to
secure inaterial worthy of stich care.
rAcK TEA -O Cotont hiATR.-WC do
not favor dyeing the hair, but a lady
gives this innocent receii: Get o0me
bl ac k tea anid steelp It as you would for
table ure: pourt ofY tea in a bet tle antd
eoirk. Wheni comb ing yourl hatir, use It
for- wetting the hali- intstead~ of w~ater-.
.I think you will find it befor-e using it
two weeks that youri hair will 1)0 dafrk
er and1( moire hike Its origi nal clOr- than
It would hiave been byv usitng any of the
(Itlher dhyes so mutch in use. I use it
umyself anid know it is good.
ELi'E BIERRYCA K 1i --One Ciii) of iik,
ttwoj of stiar, threi-e Ctipfls of floutr,
one( tealspooJn fuls of creami tatirar, a
piece0 of butter the size of an egg, two
eggs. Heat them well together anid
add the 1)luebierrles, Ihavmng r-oled themn
ini a litle flour flirst. i'Thsis very inice.
Cutaroarilm.--A decoction of the
leaves comonitoi(1 lebamotmile will deost roy
every~ species0 of iiPctt, andt nothing
3onitr1ibutles 40 much(3 to thie healtht of a
green 1as at number- ofehmarnomile platt
disp~ersedl thr ottgh It. No gre-ni hot)1-o
or hot, houtse shiouiit *ver- be without It,
Itn a green or dIed state; either- the
stalks or~ ilower-s will answer. .It. is a
*ing ular fact t hat it a plant is idroiopiig
anitI atlparently dying, 1)1itie cases out
of tin it will recov-er If you piauit corm
oie tnear It.
A DE~rcm-m- CAKE.-Timtie, about one
lioir. One p)oundl of suigar, Oni e und
of iloiur; sevein oiiiices of blitter;
whites of four eggs; half a nutmeg
grated(1; a little of Bur-nett's lemon eri
tract.
"'i hey curedi me oit ^'0 A e, liil i ousness
and Kulney iti Cmin jil as rconi igended,
I hial(1 a half botucteiet whmich I used for
my13 two lhtt le girl. whot the doctors~ and
nemighbor)si sahul coit not 1)0 citred. -
wouldi have lost both of them onie ighit
if I had niot givenu them IIop) BItters.
Tfhe~y (did themu so muith golod I con..
ttinnedI their tuse unitil they were o cured.
Thu~ is whyit I nay you do not know
half~ t:se vaile of 110op Bittersn, an1.1 dii
not reo(:mniiid t l-inii igih eniough.''
1B., R 'th.-eer, N. YI. See wehi'r cla m tn.
OiNE trial of D~obbins' ElctirIc soa
(I. L,. (iragini & Co., Phihladelphma, Pa,,)
will make you a firm believer In Its
merIts over after. Give it that trIal,
please. Your gr-ocer has it, or will get
Geology 1has showni its that natturq
aLccomlhishles heri greatest revol utionsu
In the earth's suirface conformnation
slotoly. Ever-y year- the rIvet- maukes its
chianinel ideeper-, and thel ghtcei-r wears
a deeper gorge in the Alpine11 rock, andi
the oceant tide deposits thle sandit it hase
erumbled from the r-oks uponi wvhch it
breaks. We noteo the eartthqumake amnd
the devastatinig huiirricatie; but these
changes are so gradual min seldlom ob.
servye them until the ebannel has be..
come over-hanging el1lffs, or a mlounitain
has disappea-edl boere the icy streamui,
or the ocea1 nea givent uts at Florida.
Tihus It is in (disease. Our ai~tontion Is
atracted by neute diseases, as fevers,
cholera, etc., 'while chironie diseases
(often the most dantfgerouts in r-esutlt),
being slow In thoir deovelopmnent are
seldom notleed until they have made an
almost I nefceltable implression uipon thme
system. Per-sons behatvinug thiemselvyes
comnparati vely healthfuli are ofttimes
the victims of these diseases, and oinly
become awvare of theIr p)resence wheni
relief Is almost Iimpostsible. Uisease Qf
thte lIver and stomach are the Ciommon
est of those chronitlicetions. Dr.
Pierce's Golden Meic(al Discovery and
lehasant Puargatlve Pellets are ndv4r..
faillpg remnedilos for theose diseasos,
They~ pi-oduce -a healthftul seeretli of
bIle, prevent indigestioni by regulating
the owels, and impart a ylgorous tone
to the whel ystem. .
.At know
orld than 1, Au
.ae to the local editor of
..%jnbush Democrat. "Tell mile,
-e there many people in the world ?"
"Not many," said lie.
"Where do the people in the world
live?" she asked conIldingly.
"Ii winter on Fifth Avenue; in sum
iter at Newport, Long Branch Sarato
an a few In Europe." said lie.
"And are those all?" said 8110.
"All " said lie, softly.
"Tell me ," said she in her allver
tones, "how much must one be worth
to be a gentleman or lady ?"
"At present not less than $1,000,000
In ol times one light go into society
for $500,000, but prices rile higher
now. In fact mere millionalires are
but just tolerated in good society."
s11i1le.
lie slipped on her finger a $1,000 dia
ring. "Remember, that I am but a
poor 1m1a11,'' said lie.
"I care not," said she. "You are
good and noble, and those are qualil
ties better ti-an weatlh."
GoncOuoUS swell, who has just enter
ed the restaurant; "llal waltaw,
where's the carte, aw-the 1menu1? Al,
very well. Wine list, oh ? Is tile Clia
Lenu l Margeaux to be relled on, wait
aw?" Walter-"Yes, sir; yes, air."
G. S.-".Not so bad a bill of fare. I
see you've got quail on toast and peri
god pie. Are they undeniable?"
Walter-"Best in the city, sir I" G. S.
-"Wel,-ah-L believe you may give
me ah-a cup of coffee."' Exit waiter
ill at disgusted procession of on1e.
A 79 year old maid, who w:w quilte il
inl Jobnstown, told tie doutor sh1 bid
never been itiggeil by a man in her
life, and asked ffor one kiss. The gal
lant doctor complied with the request,
of couise, and she got well, When the
doctor got liome iand told his story to
h1is ife, lie got-well, lie is balder
than lie was. Tlhs is a true title.
"iOWD, this Ilorning ?" says all ne
quailntance to at fat citizel, who is
blowi ng an(] steaming with great speed
loig the sidewalk. "Training for a
w'alk ?" "No," puffsl tile fat citizen,
turilng his bitlgi ig eyes neither to the
right or left; "'m walking for at
train."'
"Youn American dinners are a rev
elation," said an1 Enuglish tolrist as lie
sat down to a table well garnished
wit-h green COn11 aill WaterlConl.
That night he dreamod of more curious
t.hings than St. John saw ill the Isle of
Patios.
Su3 llade the clerk tumble over all
the stockingsiin the store, and objected
that none of* them were long enough.
"I walit," sitesaid, "the lolgest hose
that are made.1"' "Then, madam, ilWas
the reply, ''you had better apply :kt the
next Cngine-house,"
LEMONAD, acordin1g to an Ohio phy
sicinii, hal1s twenity-oie dilrercnt no.
tions on the svstolli, while soda water
111 only four.- --The eumiber hats an
even nilely-nine, all in difre llt dlrec
tdonls.
AN iquisitive yotilgr lady asks:
"What is tile m1ost polilar color for
tie bride Il" ''lie New York Star ans
wers; I we were going to marry we
should prefer a1 white olle.
"WhOM enn we trust?"' is the black
type inquiiriing of an excihange. It is
(f 310 conlsequenice. !'Whom11 can we
Induce to trust us?" Is thle 80ou1 ago
ilzeri.
Tnxi dlifference between a self--made
man13 andl a Self-mal~de w~omanli is tell old
papers, four hI ir stcthies, ninety-eight
hlair-pius anld a pretty little box labeled
face powder.
Exirmuouo's singin~g isa described as
drif'twoodi iloiating ini a streamll; it
dIraws on tile bars, and yet dloesnI'.
amoun1 lt to a dam,11
A R1f.11G0''A wag in a F airfteldl pray
eri-mee~utini ' otly prayedl for tile ab
senit moe .vho were prostraite on
beds(1, ess amid chalirs of well
"Il Jola iyou presently,'" s'ikl thle
mllister to tihe young couple, as lhe
went for theO Ohntrch key.
"'IT i a IQaOIer to1r0ise tai'ear than
raise a (lime," sak? - youing Oil cItizen,
who 1has stopped emuning
BAIN'UI[ ought to be a successful poll1
tielan3. lIe could make a good show1
conducthuig a eanvaus.
i-r is a wIse schioolmnaster* who emI
ploy3s cuflul to take tile starch out of
h11 sschiolaurs.
WHEN people ure killed by an1 over
(lose of opiates Isn't jt lagldari i'pm to the
skies,
Sallsoni was a strong moan, yet we
do~ubt if lie was able to lift a big mort
gage.
Now 1s a good time to 1bluff thle pub
lie for a bet on1 next wliter's ice crop,
MoDERN aXiom-No 110use is eomn
plate wvithout at woilnan iandu a mouse8.
A YOUNG hmn may sow Is wild oats,
but lie never can SOw his corns.
A YAcITr enn1 stamnd 01n a tack wvithlout
sweatring. A man canp't.
FA T fils In thle ballet always patron
ize thle wings.
Tui~nroute to tihe coal bIn is a hod
road to travel.
SE1sonss mnakors always do thinags by
halves.
ONIY a questioni of time-Asking thle
11013r.
A CA MS leg-at hannh of Venison.
Striking hjets-Cloks.
A Wisa DEaAcoN.-" Deocon WIlder,
I wantll you to, tell.m 111 w y1W ou kept
3 Ourself anid family well tlie past sea
soin, whlen all the rest of u1s have been
slek so much01, anld have had the doctors
visitinig us8 so often."
"Biro. Traylor,. .theo answer Is very
easy. I used flop Blitters in time kept
lil famlily well and saved the doctor
blls. Tihree dollars' worth of it kept
us8 well andt able to Work all the tim'e.
i'll wvarranlt it thas coat you and the
neighlbors one to two hundred' dollars
apiece' to keep sick the sam'e time."
"Deacon, I'll ueyour anedicine here.
If' Muoerun be the binoess of every onxi hkyt
ol to treat itPol)1yAt~ po pl itii
inmmt Oftl ena'iot er h O t
il hedis rossing syahntobls et i
VERY mother-in-law shou1ld recoin
mend Dr. Bull's Baby Sirup tor he
grand-hilldren and Mitts klop peaco ir
the family.
IN Norway, every fourtit day bringi
rain. Tiat's a fearful coilntry for ik knai
to atteinpt to lay up 0noney In.
TilE miser Is the great original chosi
protect-or.
IF You Would Enjoy Good Hoalth Tak4
Hoofand's German Bitters.
IF Youv Liver is Disordere Hooltand's Ger,
man Bitters will set it aright.
Yon PnrUP.s On Me Jaco, use Hieske's Tel
1er Ointment. It never fals to remove then.
IF 1ROUBLTD with Constipation, take 1oo.
and's Gernan Bitters.
IF You aro Dyspoptic Hoofand's Germatj
IBWers will euro you.
HleskeWs Tetler Qtn(ment Will ottro evory
forna of Totter.
Those answering an Advertaonent wil
confer a favor upon the Advertiser and the
Publisher by stating that they saw the adver
tilsenent in thin journal ilnaynsisse 11e pswsor
30
New Operas!
-:0:
Carmen. Opera by Iliz ........................... 2.00
Carnon Is an Opera that has rditall ass sturely
wot its way to areat poputa It A Itoigl 'tile
book 4 large. lit fact whlat one saiglt it sil &'-foil,
dollat bouk,'' it Is got up itn elegaint style, with mu11
8l0 and all the words, Euglish and foreign. for .2.6.0
Fatinitza. Opera bySu .......... 2.00
Epledlid now o pora thiat is a decided sucCena. A
large. fine book, with English asd foreign wurde
ans the opera in every way complete, for a low price.
Doctor of Alcantara. " Elclbog.
A faious o pra, now brougit, by the popular
price, wittiin thte reach of al 1. rchestral parts $15.
Bells of Corneville. By Plansqusatto
(nearly ready)................. .. .................. ......... 1.I
A great success. Thii, witl the "Doctor" and ti
"orcorer" ($1.00) are well worth adoptig by coim
pante wih nave finished Pinafore, still soing woli
forbO conts) and who are looking out for iov and
easy operas.
Reieinbr our first clatis SingIna School and Choir
Books. V0101C OF WORSHIPandi Tit K TEl P1,'
each 89.00 per dozcis or $1.oU ach. Bend for coltied
Al-o always remneumber the MU8IOAL IIE00Ril
publishd weekly. It kenps you well poisted am (c
Musical mlatters, gives 0 or 7 pages of imuslo lie,
week and costs but $2..00 per year.
Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston.
J. 10. DITSON & (jo. 920boet nut St.. Phila.
BLATCHLEY'S PUMPS
T1E VERY BEST GOODS
AT VERY LOW PRICES.
PUltPs Unslinled.
lI'llMPS Irona Linted.
PUIJ3?P Porpelains Lisned.
PUMIPS Coppor LInted.
Chain Pump fixtures and tubing.
Rubber Buckets, Steol Chain, &C.
C. G. BLATCHLEY
440 DIARKET Street, Wlpilaim
EANDRET8' SEEDS
AE TI" liES
D. LANI)BETRI : MONO.
IQ & 28 Nouth SIXTUR1 Mt.. Philadeleliste
orGNT WANTED H FOR TH
MRM ..ULIA MfcNA~ i7? WIGJ1JPN .VfW'BOOK.
Thse liorals. Health. lieauty, We k, Amsosmens,
Mesmbera, Money, Savinga' and 80sidlsngs are all
clearly dealt wIlls 1st tlasi~nating style fuslt o
nueedote aind wvit. WIth bosatli colored ils.
trtilons,new type, tonsed pap.-r. choice bInsdings
nsi iowv vrice, tis work Is I BOUND TO ElA~s.
AN IMM~ENSE MAL E. No book lIke It hsas eves
been pubiliated.
For full dlesorlption aasd extra trime, a idreos
J. C, MIRlD Y ,t CO.. Phlladeiph. Pa..
S 1. PElTT~EWGI LL & 09.. Advertiging
J. Agents, S7 Pcs'k 'RoW, New V"ork, and 701
ChostnutL Street, Phiiadetphia, receive adver
tienments for' publlcation in any part of the
world at lowest rates.
ADVICE as to the most judicious advertlisnn
and the bost mediums and theo manner of doini
it..-ESTIMATES for one or mwo Insertions o
an advert~Isement, In anyRm rofppr
forwarded on appiication. ~ 1ppr
The Albrechit
Ate the Cheapest flrat-clase Planes ina the
snar'ket. Call aind get pries. or send for
illustrated Catalogne anad Price List.
AU.,R ECH T & Co.,
Wareroollss QA Q Archa Ntreet,
rhiladelaphia. yn.
T1O AD)VXRTSERS.
1W WVe will fusrnigsh tn applie~titont
estinantes for Advertising in he bent
and largest eiarentated Ne wspaper~s In
the Ulnited Stagem csnQ Vnanass. Our
facilities are unssurpsssed. We snake
our Unistomners' tnoerests our own , andJ
audy to please and naa5ke their Ad.
vertising profitable to theist, as thou.
.sndg Wiho have tried us can testify.
Call tor address,
5. 31. P'ETTINIIILL' 4 Co,,
8T PARK ROW, New York,
701 CHESThUT btreet, Pshiladolphla.
(AdMedicnenota Drnk,
WOPS, BU~flU, MANORAKgs
DANDELION,
.iuu mE PunusT AiD BasT MzmarearQ
eF Arm ona Brr-ax.
Am Dseases of tiho Stongegi, lowels,.Bliood, Ltvet
Kidneys, and Urinary Organs, Nervonsness. Sle
wtuand especlily Female Complat.
0 1000 IN GOLD.
ill be paid tor a, case they will tbot careeor help, od
ior anything Impure or injuions found in them.
Ask your draggist for Bops Bitters and tryte
eore yen sloep. TLake no othe,.
otCoves m TEi ~jpe swet, safestsad beet,
the & orffin e ie d iney I.
O . . is as absolute and Irrosll
on s.,s of opIum, tobacco a4n~J
S end for Circular. ff
Aaeeal u e tsst).0asmeelq,.
(GOLU WATONE. elIVEN AWAY.
6500,000 wo'ls oftsolid Goldl apdi iiver Wsatchss
Shar-eware, P Isnos, Organs tlewinsg Ma~ hsis
Fronoeh, Mfis~eal, Alairm Ulpeke,' and Jo -elry, Ile
sI~leq a n Immense isasount of other valtisble gondsl
Juist for doing tis a little favor, w*h'cih every muan
woaboy or gil pa easily doc. No0 motney rs
qurd All the 9egant, ans t eostly artielos to I.
siten away are a' eribedi anid lluaitrated b'
sgravzugs 1sn a ie epiltled " TsIi Gor.es!
Paiza' towyiss w vI snlraue an ree ofsej
tos usi JAS5, it 10., de Suammoer Street, hog
EXODUS
Toethebesl ads ini the beet climate wth thebe
tahrket, eage bese t4pps, gibog Ass itge of ~'
8,000,000.ACR ES
MainlyIn te tamone
RI$I RIyVV-LLY OPTHK itORTl4
Ostlo time. 1o prices and epidsa,sa.
Pamphlet with f411l ofertnation mplied free.' ApplI
D. A MOKINisAY iLand Oomr
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SI Ii 'I'
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TUR. -
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CHEAP.
$10 CAs, "iththeorder, will n115crt In 141
$1village ne w i'pape an advert iae
rnent ocupylng on Inch sae:o one tine;
0 six .ittei two Llumes; or three linem four
$20 ~s11In advance, will Insert. In s.15
$2 AH.V yite naewspapers an adver
ti-elieojt u )t Ofo Inch space, one tine; or m1
lines tLwo dmltne; or thro linet; tour timnes
Address
S. M. PBTTENGILL & 00.,
37 Park Row, New York,
Or, 701 Chestnast Mt. Plifla.
Advertitieaip. d(n- 11 t"1ll m'.,w 1)mpprs Iis
Ount er( bUinta aand Colauta at, the loweat, rates.
Ruportna' celebrnttid Biga flregch-lowlin Piot
gun at ~I p., floiblo-bimrpi Breachm iinmdmrs at
20 i i t Z.l t tan ilr>eoch- I iln-4 i ma utll
makes. All kinds of sporthi inaplemntits amuim arrl
altoa required by,, "p rtian im n 'i gtin-nacr.
coIT'a NIW B 14,3l-.-60AIaING DOUBDIM
"rtcNS at c p-t bet guns yet aade or tihe
prico. Prie0 onl applical 1oam.
JOS. C. GRUBB & CO.,
712 Merkot St., Philada., Pa.
Pianos and Organs ror day be%
advn-.4 in prlm'a's. PtmAao04, e140 to 8400i ; 8.slop or
gaa, e&, t i m, elais, nnt oi tria1. Catalogues
B.ee St lihisle, 16 price. Doali' worth, )i
price. m.ta oe , of V 100 pieces Ron, for 3o. stamp.
UxME1saonmN PiANO Co., 21 1C. 15th st., N. Y.
fPfMPRflun f'4ir The 7i*V 4&4 fvj
REMIARKABLE CURES au at.
oavwo ha ioa this L'rat ont
8 F ~ E Isa .R o. i te",Taeta
MORG~AN & IiEADLY,
Impoitems of Diamonds
AND
M1mllfact11rts of Sbactacles.
618 5NNSO M ta'set, PlaIlaetelphsia.
Illustrated Price List sont to the trade
on application.
GENTS' BEND FOUF1 PRtroI
1"NE 'elf-Mannrenmonat, to
SHESJ98 outh NiN HSret
WORcESTR'S
THE~ STANDARD.
The bo nutlaua emrI ra malIh no tiut rgin
Tihe standmmard t'eide-mneean of the corrspondnot~ and
ratler.
WORCESTER'S
POCKET DIOTIONARY, 63 ots.
For ihe S~chool, t he Ofpco, anud thme (ountipg iionm.
WO R CE STE R' S
00MPREHELNSIVE DIOTIONARY.
For sale by mult Iookseallora. ior oaroniars, etc..
J. . L1PP.IN(OTT &~ cO., Piladielphia.
i~s'thaeoding
l'ilE e tt si el's".ii e"
O iof iong standing In 1 week,
or in.i oae hl.'ys.
late H2 t by br 'mi i by .~ t.un Pa I)
ADVERT
nsoted Ip ANY 01, -ALTL of-the
tdry for XE~ TiIMW4 or ,to
* poitions, PG.r oa
S. M. PETTE
at either of i
ESTIMAT
For MArWgtigo, a lthdhIt oaoto
TIQ of W ~a~ or f
A'.LY A own,14
8b4 P Ti
frm the Honorae Thrlv We,
INDORNING DR. RADWAY'S . X, RHrUIM .
Amsa ewo Tanx om savERAL YSas.
NEW Yoax, Jan. , ISM7
DNAN snL-Having for several years used you.
m ed.ines, doubtingly at U-st. but after exporl
en01n their efcaoy, with full oonnidenee, it to
11010e peasure then a duty to thankfl
acknowlege the advantage we have dij5eiQ
from them. The pill are resorted to as oft".
58onaslou weguirs An always with the d4;
sired effect. he Ready Relle cannot be beb
ter described than it is by its name. We pp
te linimeat fre ently and f l, aim
Isrlably ftdln gob promised "ise L"
vurs, (gned"4R LOW W n
R. R. R.
eADWAY'S READY RELIEF
URNS THU WORST PAIN*
An from One to 20 Minutes.
noT OMR HOR
ArW eading this advertisement need W "
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
sadway's Ready Relie t. a Vuare 'tso
EVERY PAIN. It was the first and is
The Only Pain Remedy
that Instantly stops the most exoruciating
Pains, allays Inflammations ai4d cures Congeii.
19n'who her of the Lung% Stomach, Cone
Sr other glands or organs, by one application.
IN FROM ONX TO TWENTY XINUTU.
fte matter how violent or eoruclstbWn th 0Pait*
the RHEUMATIC Bod-rd rm pala,
Kervo Noao, or porA w
may uer,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTA NT EASIL
INFLAMMATION OF THE 3 IDNEY
INFLAMMATION T THE B DDXU,
INFLAhMMATION O10 THUR I)WELO
CONakErPiON OF TISl LUNGS,
SOR THROAT DFFIvULi BiEATHING.
KYBTRCS, CROUP. DIPUTUERI HEART,
ADARU, T CEATA itRH, INI'LUENZA.
831DA01%TOOTHIACIIE,
-ODRURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
CHILBLAINS anIdFROT-BITES
'he application of the Restd-y Rellef to the
rt or parts where the pain r ejiioulty extsLg
VIMaford ease and comigrt,
Thirty to sixty drop. In bait a tumbler of
atr will in a fow Inomeure cure Orams
Bpasm., Hour Stomach, Heartburn, Nick p
wches Diarrhea Dysentery, Colic, Wind is the
Bowels, and allJ~tornal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of
ladway's Ready Relief with them. A few
drop* In Water will prevent sickness or prit
rm ohang of water. It Is bettor than Proaa
Bandy or ltters as astimmlant.
FEVEU and 4GU~A
gover $nd Age cured for lifty cents. There
In not #) remedgal agent Ink thle world fhat w Ill
Cure Fevor and Ague, and all other Nalarlous,
Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid. Yellow and other
A y A Pills) so quiok sa
IIADWABRIU 'M aLLS . 6,*,ete abotq~,
Dr. Radwaya
MD GREAT BLOOD PUNIFIERl,
703 CURE OF OCRONIO DISEAM,
60ROFULA OR SYPHILITIO, HERRDITARY OR
CONTAGIOUS,
be It seated in the Lungs or Stomach, kin ce
Bones Flesh or Nrves. corruptunc the
scuids and vItiating the eflids, -1
Chronie Rheumatism, Berotula, LGlandul -*
SlweLli.ng. Hacking Dry Cough, Cancorous A lne>.
tions Byphilitic Comnpaints, Bleeding 01 the
Whit 8wu lngsakuinors Ulcer'a, akin attd 1?
Diseases, Female Com~plaint-4 Gous, Dropaf
Vglt Sihoum, Bfronoitte, Clnlrtipto1
Liver Complaint, &c.
exe Ml remedi agnteInE hecre ofCri
Scoloulou~s, Constitutional and Skin Disease,
brus it is the only positive emnge tg
Kidney & Btadder CompIInto,
~nary and Womb Diseanes, Gravel, Diabetes,
Urine irlghsais?'ae* Alum in"u*f l a i l
cases where there are brick dust depositeor the
water is thickc, cloudy, mixed with subutancesa
ike thethte ofan org, or rhreads like wh ita
anco and white bone-dust deposita, and whoes
there is a prioking, burning sensation when
passng ate and, pain in thesiall of the bae
Sold by druggists, PRICYN ONE DOLLAU,
Ou' TEN YEARS' GROWTH CURED BY DR.,
RADWAY'S IRMEDIES.
Dr. RADWAY & 00., 83 Wprren 8treg,
NEW YORl.
DR RAD WAY'S
Regulating Pills,
Perfectly tasteless, elpgantly to ttd with sweef
Setehn Rad ay' ~a sot the cet 'ai a
disorders of the Stomach, Liver,' Bowels ' Ki
nys Bladder Nervous Diseaso He adhe,
Cosipton, dostivenes., Indigestion, fyp+i
sine B iisnerw, Feyer, .Inflainmiation theib
Dowels, les, and all dorngoementa 'of te In
1erpal vfbera. Warranitedi to effject a positive
core iurely Yeet~ale 9 ntI~ ng 40 er
in" romn'aiso'derso te DleieorgaEs
Con stipationHenwarI Fibs, Flness ot the
Nausea. Heart burn, Die ust of Food ulliness
or Weight In the 8tomnaob hour Bruotions, sink
.ns or Fiutterug in thur it ofthe Stom ah
ifufelatin ensatons when in a lyoing poft
Doi or W~nbefore the Sight, Fever ?1411
Pan in Head Denoelenoy or Perspiratien. Yel
t asotn4.d E lu s, Pao inatg Side
- A faw doses of IIADWAY's PILlS winl free
the system fromi ali of the above named disoid.
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