The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, November 01, 1879, Image 4
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and asiW i Uf V
Iin the morning, through the pitchy
darknoss. At an inexpected tuoinent
his horse reared bolt upright and caime
noar dislodging lim. 1leeh s
mal in, although it still piinged a-d
kicked and snortedt as though Ii terror
of soiniopIjti ,
While trying to nites
heard tii yyi
like arrows past ils head and someth I Ig
the solos of his boots. Rightly cotujee..
turing that hlis horse liad rui uponi a
porcupine, he put whIy and got oitb6
further danger. The horse ran for
nearly a inile amubthEl img6 mrpig
and alnally lay down in great pain. 1His
own feet wQM "41 g lk (ipI etgjelyr
Attempting to pull off his boots he
found them absolutelyi aiieteda to rli$
feet. The quills had worked through
and were one-ialf In thO bon.t-solo ad
the rest in his foot. lie sat there and
endured nearly thi:#e. mgrtal hours of.
agony, uintil they nmade their way
through the uppers. 014IA dQptS. -li)
the meantime the horse (ied and the
man himself imas not been.pplop )Yglk
for months. But it renmainod for anoth-'
or unsophisticate1dveig944tie npoi,1
tain tops to enlightei tie public on the
thieving procllvites of t
of porcupine. According to this state
ment, in .tlik autu'm fth) ybaritey
visit, the orchards when the apples fall,
and byt~lJ'Op J'Oii 1 tj ttfi 11111001,
to theli 11 t1 1 R11 'qui t t tfiifd
o arry them oi to their ..dens. - WJji.
1)oreupliies* t"
are Carried o t le
irate pomologist no doubt attribuites
their disappearance to the villyge boys,
lie gave several iistaieos of their pe
datory habits, but one will. suillcoto:
show what they can do. Missing large
quantities of apples, lie lay for tie li
truder one night witIh ashot gui.. Pre
sently he,.Qsped a pqroumplv .t.cooelto
the orchard and nike up1
tree, .vhere e gieo0'w andi fisiouI ap-.
ploC lay thick upon the grouild., ver
and over it rolled upon themi untll it
attained anl enermous size, and a -blg.
apple was on each particurlar quill.
l1avi g lat I elf o i t v g rt
It miovedt t 'It tQ6 t
good opportanity ol'ering lie firecut it
and killed k. "I picked tip the aleS,"
he said, "and measured them Jiust for
curiosity, and found that poreinhle
was getting away with.itist two btishels
and.tireeeoeks oVAgmi% ..l ,
"Hflow large wits theporeupinle? how
miuch-'did- it weilgh 11") L Vntu~ed to'
ask. . ... fe on -
"Well, it was Some two feet long and
six Inches high-would weigh live or
six pounds before it was skinned," wI8
the reply.
Two. busbelsaild thi'ec pee -of gr en
aplis wotid w.sigh about one-h tillh'ed
and tweiTy-fliye poindA, ahil would
make a good load for a full-grown man.
And yet there are plenty 'o( people,
both in town .andl country, who say that
newspaper men are given :t,o makling
re ekless stnteme1Qnts. But what is most
sinm gular about these porcupIne stories
is that there is not, now and~ never were
any p)orenpini.8 ini this country, otts~de3
of zoologleal gardensa pnd travpling
menageries. Anotheri curious fact is'
that I have heard preclsely these same
stories told me with time most solemn
earnesctness and1( withomt tihe slightest
variation, in almost ev~ M%!W
Union, by per'sons wihio have neither
read nior traveled- Upon inquIry I
.have also fOummnd that the ancestors of
the people0 who most frequently tell
them were orliginally ffrohmi. Soutihb
Europe, and it ,is reasonable to Iifer
that tiiese wo~nddrfuhlfo/euip1Ae ut6Mem
hiaye been luut d ~owm tjiruglm tra-,
dition for at least flye hufnd red yea rs.
The Pilgrimage to i'IOcca.
Ever since the fouandation of lslami,for
twelve centurier,- a darhvan of pIlgi'mse
has, year after yea", started from Damn
aspus.for f,ega 4ff thie copeluygn o
Ramiazat Fdst.- ibior. somie .titluQ 'pant
several of tihe tribes Inhabiting Nor'th
erun Arabia, hueve bfent in a state of'Open
rdvolt 'agains thei s'6 freigmij lf Ile
Pedlishah, and have taken p~ossession ofj
the main roada leading to Mecca and
Medina, whieb they p)rop~ose to hold
levyIng blackmail on the p)ious pil
grims. Trhe Porte has, therefore given
orders thaVtbtada yi~'J~1Jp
Damasculs to the holy City s11l this'
year be escorted by twvo be 4lions of
infantry, a squadron of cavalr'y and a
battery o force -sumIont
to deal s a' oniolu @o
with tihe e h of tbi sj
ert who have announce their rnen
Lion of "looking out for time caravan.~
Who Sh ~d~ lpr?
A story Is to d te barr sm1nt of an
mencement, who was regaling a party of
students with anecdotes and chlss-day gos
sip in tihe parlor of tihe New HecavertHouse,
saying, among other thmings, that "Thec class
president tells me lie is a little worried
ab~out thme thiirteenth toast to-nighmt." "'How
soW". "Why; lhe daysthmidn'.w.ho Is. -to
- respond to it is a very poor. ppaiker if lhe
4n't drink, a djorse, if. .a# J,'p too oftpn
tcase58, he arik too much. Teqe
ton ts, who 11' de 'that lie k' i qe
ei. h'*'iab bied forllok jmi
tale duhiht Wlhih~youmng nmi With i i
flusede face got imp and left an adjacent
seat fromt whieh lie hand been ami unobserved
0 'pli a .' 'r.
heeintoimit
folly entabi abed.
Imgetof prevenitive mesa el
* t i'n Witha astonlshinig 0 rtainty, amid
ofa a'a type
ateo~t6ual prevalent.but the recognition
of1 'Itsi o fat roau being ihimitd that
St ~ KIO* ~D a~prt.~tat 1ts true Value
~g bradh of America.
hetandaos rn.
~m b
~UE~hiM
'e 0un t-t to f1 A otilo
ductiig dairy operationls at the DIIr.
lingtoti dairy, D)elaware cotity, Pa.,
where from 1410 to 150 cows are usually
.' ll be Interesting, The
to coimot tins live
or six Inches iI depth, and set away in
the mIlk house to raise th cronut , It
L b i tir ty'.s~ .loini
ti 'I.t1r onl one side, and thle
ri dI .Ia Unill fi-om thlb Iida, 1t Ws
coisidered to be ready to skim. When
taken oil, tho.'oreati i~',Vttt.p '1nto lar'ge
tinl pals or eanls holding live gallon
tihe tpper st6ry, where it is placcl III
epro 1 .1? W ater s veral Inches iI
li,6b MAlntil Ohtltingetime. In~winl.
ter i little sotr milk Is pitt into the pans
'QewlkI to. hasteti tkie rising qf the
cream. The temperature of thei iir in
Ig9 h er.r0m011 j fiom llfty-five to six
y elogrees, accordinig to the weather.
This room Is ventilated by lties iII the
Wal iand" br .doubib lunigiwindows,
bit there are no appliances for warm
Ing. It, aiIt 1a )lt jysel In the wiuiter.
The cream IsA catitedt'n wice a wedi, on
,Lo Iday tIul 'Viirsday evenihggs. Therm
a tWbi'largo 'churns, revolving oril
zontally, and drivein by it swcop power
!outtsido. Wh6E the creamli iI putl into
the churn, a suitable qulalt!y of' an
tAatjo itsolved in milk is added to pro
duce to esired color, whileh is nearly
that of good Jersey butter. If the
'venther is waim, the creaim is cooled
with le to t tem peraturtre not exceeding
fifty degrees. The ustial titune octuipied
iI churning Is anl hour and at haltl.
-o eLl e iu njUl itttter cc ies
orally It Is II very good conditioh. The
cra i) 9t InI th ree or four days Is
eno t 1i f6ur. oh 1r.s4,so that two
bliu t'afl lo b' m nai i one fore
110011, proditeiig from 350 to 375 poll uitis
of' butter. The butter, wheu taken
from the chmtrn, is carried to tables Ia
the uppg4 kroqqi, where it is worked
over. Thons da added at tite first
working, The butter Is Riot washed,
bitt the buttermilk is extracted by ab
sorbingr in a moist linen cloth, wihlel Is
frequently wrutng out iII clean water.
lih i8la IlO gty gorked iII msites
of l r tw ptiids eaich and([. Is
Phe sised < t egh ~ anl ad
join ng table. 'This operator foruns the
butter into it rottgh cone, and tranisfers
It tolife nrolder on the loft. This work
mllan has polund and hialf, potuuld
''pIlrints" of a iea pattern, an1d, t RIis
dry 'Cilah" 1,14 tiglr i
nged III S(itlare zile Ltray-4, sev
Cral inctes in deptih, whileh float oil
the ttrace of tie.'cool spring water.
liow' TO Co.NQ' IClti A iA. H Y I I ORsE,.-i
would pre01 are myself Nith i good strip
-, 4410.1 ;Wh11ip; 4VIeriaps hle hals got
a thid fthat ai d and( hle I still
ma"stMO, ' But some ilne dany Nhetn I was
it peace wvith.tyself afid till, arotind I
:1vt.1111 bitli lliI to the buggy,,tuiru iig
his headti to tie village.' lie c1oe(s hlutl
the waty well i'deed ; hen ie beginIs to
XoqsMtjor? $e has gone far enoughiiri in
tI hat ir i&oni :nni stps. I sit-[p lown ;
lie expects mRe 10 tIse I the wl'ip. lie Is
In iStaken. As a'Crlniali I in-at him
on t lie silent syst'. I -plsh liii back
a little - ot o'lth'e .way. I show- him
lie strap, puttiig it to his io-e. I go
to the olf side and buckle it to hi.s lore
-leg,'Vlose II) to th breast, throwiig
the otheriend over his shotider. I t hen
r'la 1 his near foot and fix it with the
hddI nearly touching hIs belly. This
done, I say to hiitn, "'Now, old cihap,
you1 stanad tere.'' I don't smioke, so I
take at pac~ket. and1(, liml ig a place
whier'e I cap pit dlowt pdt phe see me,
I begin to r'ead. ThIts is'somiethhlig lhe
d1( id ht barigahlt for', anid 'te naoveJy of' RI
stantdi tag oni iihr'ee l''gs somew(~t'hat di
verts his mtintd fr'om th l causetI5 thtt
stoppe~td himi. I thlin k this Is the chilef'
loint, to be ginied, an Rd the nmore hu
Efeifl4MR20W:8shpws signis of a wishr
to go, bitt tht, (does no0 ttit, Rie at, the
tame, as I harve yet to look over' "'.John
Catldigate.'' Wheni tite s1Itra is takena
oil' I shiowt it to im , enress hihn at little,
an~d wet miove( Ont wIitot, Irittion.
The ,skr'p'sydll ,A~ow :beotue it prRt, 01
the harneiiss for' at mth t or two, t ill at
last tlhe sight 0of it wil~ actt ats a tati5~l ii.
.-Lit's S:roen.-D uring the hiuirriy ofI
won 'at 'this busy season, the stock.
ought not to be f'orgott(en. One of' the
mlo.sta hib)Ortantt iequiites for healtih
aiit thrii't ia regularity iii feeding autid
Whtding.'ihis refev, ntot ontly to tittnes
of feedIng, but to qutanitl es and quail
its best statte, thte stock ma~y htave someII
roots pulled for' thein, 0or some coirn
fdslr cut,. and go nrga arinimal ,wi ,bc
gf'eatly 'benslltted I y a little concenitra
ted f'ood. It Is lintportanit thiat live
stpec) hauv'e e lenCRty olfgood f'resht w ater,
esildelally ait this tlime of the yerar, whlen
the hterbg e dlops ne~t atflord the abunr
ddntir'of jtiitegiof sprlhg growth..
FARIMEIIs provIdle pure' water for your
s . Walter that~ is not puro Ien(louigh
fbr' on to drInk, Is rnot lit, for' your
htor'se or' cow. D~o utnto thiemi as you
w'ould have them do uinto y'on-in the
UJNDIER A GL.As.-A glass timbler'
tulrned over ani herbaceous cuitti :g in)
nl openI p)ot wyili of teni pirove highly ad.
yv: igpR. ,I\ is best to whitewash
with ayqa ~fiuhe,
A iiousx too closely shaRded by trees
w ill .be ap1t to srtiler from dlampniess.
In building let the livinig and11 sleeping
j'ogliat 9.LI iars poqssible, faice toward
the '6Ttl, anjithuts ja1 sj'e ad vantage
of tle siu sh' le. Tio sui Is a grert
prdsel'yoe of'hehlth. -
P'roveris Conacer'nIng W1ivenR.
All Women are goodi, they ale good
f'or somietitInlg or good for niothing, and
their dress tustually shows whieh It Is.
A googI,wilfo is a -good -gift of a goodl
God, an i te workmanship. of a gool
husband. As the good. man saith, ~o
styvw; h4%t as the good woman saith,
so 9:48 )hq ..,Te olgodigg t, wife comn
*papfath~ley Iiband j ite' disobedit
wife cannot congiaty1diiergol. A iiani
tusat ask his wvi o's leavbe nor ellocanu
pow Rr; for a man's bestf~orttuneor his
lgg is wife. Many. blam9 t0
.theIr owVgebl/tess life. .lipau
t, a woman IsIfio tho' tiowe it
jspp pg; bit virtutpz1?IMj91tq stars of:
he~ven.J3giThere is many a goggylifg
atinot sIng ,gd a9iQgeial.~ , ie
t. ht~1ath a bad ife hap purgat'ory for
an g iu; lutit s So1 mon tbp wie
'n' otae The foolish
i noW9 by ,her' fInory, .A
on a spolled dinner.e(o~?.~o
ArDay, INOPING CeoGH irril ates and 0 dang.
er the Luts andgreatly deb tat0s and an
O90s.utrtitti0n of the rnoitubes00
dy tro or
THWr A LA CnxotiE.-Tlipe Is excel
1 nt If properly cooked, highly digesti
1 0, and 1s often of great aliitnentary
use when weak stoiaclis will not dl
IOest ordinary animli1 tood. In select
ing tripe in anrket, take the siuall,
thiat pieces wilih hive already been
plrbolled ; plek out those whlich lavo
sIvnll patterns on I hot, like lace-work;
t lore are coarser kin1ds coming from
the same animal which are not ( ito
as tenadlr ;qut about two pouln 8 of
tipe into 1611g, tinlat strips not More
than liif an inlci wido by two or three
ly1chles long; wiasi for a few mintites in
tepid waiter; slice two onions, and chop
lic and pit into a frying-pan with a
tablespoonful of the best butter;. take
th ree tomatoes, pit ,in scalding water,
and remove tho skins; when your
onton 18 perfectly brown, put on the
tomato in slices; take two cloves of
garlic .wlilch you rub down smooth,
a pinch of parsley, with 01110 ppper
and salt; put this in the frying-pai
with the onion, let this cook filly six
minutes; then addi a good glassful of
whito wvine; lot them slimtimer; have
the tripe now ready, having heated It
tloroughly in a satueepan, with tie
least water possible; mix the tripe and
tihe sauce together iII tihe saticepan,
and let cook together; servo it as hot
as possible.
M.1 Er SCALLoPS.-Take small scallop
sliells or sma1ll patty pas), and tine them
witli maished..potito: mince aoy kind
of cold inelat, and mix with it a little
broad crymbs and minced boiled onions,
season 1ptto taste, and moistening with
a little gfvy ; put a layer 'of this over
m11ash1d potato in the shell, placing a
laye tof. mashed potato on 0he top,
smodthaig nicely, and pressinig at tie
cdge) inl scaillopo; liy i thin bit of
buttor in 'the contre, atid brown in a
hot oven. Allov one shell or pani to
each person.
TEA QAK..-Beat two eggs with two
tablespoo frids of white sugar; add four
tablespoofuls mellted, but not hot,
lard or bitter; add one quart of sweet
milk, little at a flime, with 1lou1r suill
clent to make it like mulin batter, only
a little stifl'er; add half a cupl1 of
yeast and let It rise, then put it In the
pi ls I and let rise again, while the
fire and oven are getting ready. The
ibove will 111:11 two cakes. Th1is re
eilpt is new to me, but I know folks
who esteem it highly. I suppose the
eakes are split', buttered and served 11s
usual.
Al oONSan IN E.-Beat an egg very light,
a(1 a snual1 pinch of salt anld as much
flour as It will take to makeat stil' paste,
one-quarter of a teispoonful of baking
powdelr or soda, in the flour; kliead it
wetl ; break oil a pipece like a ma- rble,
roll as round 11s possible anid iatten out,
ydry in1 ; then (1-0lr) into boiling lard
andl plenty ol fat, so they will lloat;
they cook instantly ; lay a piece of cir
rant Jelly In tile centre of each ; roll
them all out before Irylming anly.
AunEAh& SLAw.-Uut, the cabbage rath
er Ilne. Sprinkle a little salt over it,
thoroughly bruise the cabbage; then
take three saltspoonsfuls of salt; half
at pint of' sweet cream and four table
spoonfuls of vinegar, stir well together
fand mix thirolugl tile cabbage. Or
another way I to mix the yolk of a
hard boIled egg, one saltspoon ful of
o1 salt, and one teaspoon 'ful of oil, mix
well together; add a littlo vinegar,
but not enoughi to make the dressing
thin. Pour this over the cabbage,
w,%hIeh haIs been sprmkled with pepper.
TIo RE(NovATES A iIACK( UxnP l[A.
Addl to one0 pint,1 cold water. teaspo'n
fual of spairits or' aminlonia ; 'use with a
soft tooth or nail brumsh: whean clean
rinsie wtithld 11water and )'1l lac tusun
to dry. D)o not soak or~ scrutb sufil
ciently to delstroy the shape1). It will
look~ as goodl as noew.
To WAsli CsllN'a"4.-Make a lather of
the best, soft sap,) add1 0one tiablespoon
1'ul of' vinegar and1( a pinch of salt to
every quart, a larger pr'oportion to
rinising wa'iter, rinsinig qluiekly, and tile
colors will be0 as good as new.
SAA U 1nasslNG Wxaiow'r OI.
TPake the yolks of two eggs boiled hard ,
1inas1 them in a plate with silver' fork,
and1( a salspoonlfiil of mustard ; rutb
thle whole well together ; add by (de
grees tharee p)oon t'umls of fresh cretaan
and two of' goodl vinegair, stirring all
thle tulne unit il quIte smooth.
- Ir y'ou want to renovate black gi oi
aidie, take stron~g, 0011d coflee, strain
it, and( wrin~g tile grenadine out of it
q4uite tightt, af'ter wvhich sha~ke out and
sold tip ; then lroni it with a mloderately
hot iron over a plec6 of old material.
To remove iron (tste from new ket
ties, boil a handful of hay in thlem
and( repeat the piocess if necessary.
Hlay water is a great sweetener of tiln,
wooden and Iron watre. in Irish dlales
qverythlng used for milk is scalded
with hay water.
* N ExCEILLENT CAiCE-Onle map of
ttter, two of sug ar, whites of six
oggs beaten to a frothi, two cups flour,
half cupi of creani, 01ne - teasp1oonfI'l of
extr'act of vailil. hake one hour
slowly.
TIo cleani brass, imimerse or wvash it
several tImes in sour amilk or whiey;
hsis will brightean ltawithouit scouringt
t unay tihen be scoured with a wvoolenl
loth dIipperti in atshos.
an hour or two before usi1ngit.' Let it
tiry In1 a wiam 100om altd (d0 not allow
it to "kinik."
To brown suigair for' i11ddings5, put
hesgri a perfectly dry pan. If
h1pa0 i the least wet the sugar will
?urn and spoil bothi it and the pain,
ni ii en 12 Y1 a.tuis.- I was ..ronblled1
tor i-i .i y V-i n it.h Khidneay Compldiant,
(. rave 4 L. u ; may blood became thun ; I
wtas dullt and1 iactive ; cou11ldhrdlty
cral wli ao bout; wt a~1 u d WyOrn Out man11
all o ver; couildt get, naoi hin g to hlp me1,
uneta 1 got, 1ii) flitters, andl now 1 am11
aboy3 ag'ainl. My blo~od auid kblueoys
man1, of ciJ , aillahougih I ann 72. and I have
11o dloubi it will d1o as wtell for' othiers
of muy age. It, is worthi a trial.
(leaither.)
Pi~nSoNS of &doantary habits, and
overworked, fland in Dr. Bull's'Balti
more Pills a sp~elfie for wan~t of Apo
1tite, Palpitatioan, .Debility', Consti pa
tton, atnd maay other atliments. At all
druggists. Prlee 25 cents.
A caseor Vnus or ao near, 8tfflln
BOSTON, MASS,, Au gt0,87
MIISIsa. P, fx(U8anaDRRn & Co
n *Dnre n osds find *100t
emen tSroubled with the ples since 1849 *na
h~v4'(4 ~ost eyerti >lug that I could fiod
lt*hIucces. Ahave jttet been tnu
praand ha: d rivdl niore benefit trotu i
y ~dia h ever tried. Please for
~ - Yours truly
! A. LEDYARD,
.&iploa of ~Aa orse~ street, Doaton.
areedt feeto all
WIT AND HUMOR.
ROBE ustr toudin, the cOnijti rer, lap
peled to be passing through a watering
place, and visiting the Casino, found a
manifest butunisuspected Greek at the
*ecarte table busily and profitablv em
p loyed in pluckIng the unwary guests.
l[e dald nothing, but waited till there
was a vacant seat at the table and took
his placeo silently opposite the swindler.
The descendant of Agamemmon dealt
and turned a king from the bottom of
the pack with neatness and dispatch.
Houdin betrayed no emotloti, but
when it came to his turn to deal said
aflably to his opponent: "When I turn
kings from the bottom of the pack I
always do It with one hand Instead of
two-it is quite as easy and much more
showy. See-here comes his majesty
of diamonds.
And the conjurer calmly produced
the card.
The gambler stared at lim for an in
stant, and then bounding from his
chair rushed out of the room without
going through the formality of waiting
for lisa hat, coat and stakes.
SMITHINGTON AND 1118 WIFE.-Sllith
ington's wife Is not kind in double hiar
ness, and not suitable for a gentleman
to drive. Smithington was talking to
Potts about the way people went on
and off nowadays.
"What would you do," said Potts,
who was strong on the plistol theory,
"if soine other fellow ran away with
your wife? excuse the Illustration
but I want to bring it home to you."
"I shouldn't hesitate an instant,''
Smllthington respolnde(d.
"Yoil' kill her?''
"No, sir, I think I shoild refrian from
t u manly violence."
"You'd kill Yourself?"
''Like never mind I would!"
"Well, what wiould you do then ?"'
"'Make friends with the victim right
off, and give him soine substantial tes
timony of my esteem. Only, begad, if
I ever Invited h1im1 to dinn1tier, he should
come alone.
"GlooD afternoon, my dear friend; I
am delighted to see you. And to what
it am iudebted for the pleasure of this
visit?"
"I'll tell that presently; but tirst
permit ie to embrace your charming
child. Can't I my little maln ?"1
"Yes, sir, if you'll promise not to
out into papal.1
"'cut into your papt ?"1
''Yes, catse papasaid when he saw
you coming, "' Here cotnes that fellow
to bore me again I"
"')i) you make the traiin ?', "'iNo,
was tie reply "It was made in the car
shops.'' 1 iean did you catch the
tralu ?" ''of' coure not; it's not infec
tious.'' "'Well, yot darned fool, did
you arrive at the depot in time ?" "No,
you blimed Idiot, I 4rrived in an omuni
bus '' "Great Scott !" shrieked the In
terlocutor, ''dli you board theears?"
"Jtiliing Jeuaen ' owled the
elietioned man, -'rou know I don't
keep a boardin g-hose.'
A CrrY angler, rttliiing from Fall
Creek one lot day lt week with hall a
dozeni small bass in his tilntlow bucket,
met a GIermah drivig an ice wlgoll.
"Say," said he "cliuelk ime downit a
citiik of ice to put on ty fish. 'iuey 're
fryitig.'' "So I" said tile TeU on ; "d0n
I guess it's laIrd you vait, anid not ice,
ton1't it?'' The i angbr rumainated.
A lUnt-.chima, the t lroprietor ofr a Coi
Crado line of' stages, was collecting $2
I piece from the p:.ssingers by way of
are. All had pid excep)t otne, and he,4
tirawinig at large revolver, polited it at
the heati of' thte colleetor an~d hoarsely
iasked : IVWon't that pass me;'' Per- 1
f'eetly unmolived the Dutch man said
"Ohm, no: we cat dems tings here. T'wo
tollar's plealse."''
"You see that biessed man,'' sauid
Mrs. P'artinigtont, that preachmed for' us
last Snuday ? Well, he was first a cir
cus rhder', thetn a locust preachier, and
no0w hie is atn exhauster,"
Wu' New York pl)Olceeman Is tac
eused of' clubhbinlg a per'son lie alleges
that the v'i(thnt was whistling, a "'Piana
fore'' iir, antd the piiblic are satisfied.
MIEN atre o casionually killed while
playinug base ball, aid this Is why the
cotutry moutrns becaitse Denis Kear
iiey doesn 't tai ke aiiy inuter'est in the na
tlional game,
A carpet dhealer in Butrllington adver
tises "new~ reussels carphets that can't
be beat.,'' which leads the htousehlolder
to exclaim, "That's the kind of carpets
we want In otr house."
TIo the giirl belowv stairs-By all mleansa
let your light shine before men, pro
vidilng It isn't p~rodutced by firing the
(deceitful kerosene.
AN unpleasant passetiber' in a street
car Is a cl'ying Baby. In~ such cases
Dr. Bull's Raby syrup should be given
to the littlo sufl'erer to ease its troubles.
25 cents a bottle.
'Tux dlog days areo over, butt with the
ad vent of th e sausage season the canines
have anotheri terrible datnger to face.
WnY is a flea like a railwvay ? Be
cause it tra~vels over sieep~ers.
Wnrv are clouds like a coachman?
Because they hold the rains.
DowvN in the mouth--the toingue,.of
course.
DOORsTEP flirting ls stoopid busi
Something always to be told--time.
Roit's Cttmwca'l'as.-It is tio vile
druaggedi stu If, proutolding to be tmade of
wonmderl foin i;(ni oots, L'ark.s, &c.,
anid plml'ed up by lonig bogusecertilientes
of pre(tenided ammious euraes, bitt a
san mple, putre, IILrt tae mtedhelne, nimde
of wellI knaownt valuaibie remiedies, that
fiur.ishtes its own I certilleates by its
eures. Wer refer to llop Bitters, the
purtlc;t nad be.st of lmedicies.-E.x
chdayec. See anothier colunn.
CHEMrcAL, analysis fails to find the
least trace of adulteration in Dobbins'
Electric Soap, (made by Uragin & Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa). For sale every
where. It is for your intest to try It.:
How W onien Would Vote.
Where the question admitted to the
ballot, and women were allowed to
vote, every woman In the land who has
used Dr. Pilerce's Favorite Prescription
would vote it to be an unfailing remedy'
for the disendes peculiar to her sex.
Dr. PIerce has received hundreds of
grateful testimonials of its curative
power.
IowA Orry, Iotos March& 40 1878,
Dni. Il. V. Pjvnon, liuffalo, N. Y.s
Dear Sir;--For many months I was a.
Areat suif~err Physilfans could atford
mue no relief. In my despair I cm
mienced the use of ~our Favorito Pre
oripta d. rt p odt 60 d r on
IlIiSIFLL' TErER OINTMENT Will euro all
scabby or scaly diseases of tho skin.
'IF YOU ARE NEitVeUs AND )EiHESSED take
HOOLAND's GERMAN 1IiriEHM.
'ianos and Organs.
Pricos of Pianos and Organs have reached
the lowest point, and are now going ul) again.
People who desire to buy at factory prices.
should write to ithe Mondelssohu Piantio Co. 21
East 15th Street, N. Y., for their catalogue
>rices, at once, before prices are advanced.
his company is solling the finost instruieuts
for the least money, and their testimonials are
of the very highest order.
IBUONafolno. Wash. Co., Md,
MENI)EAsolla P11a110 CO. :March 16th, 18'9.
Dear Sirs: Tho Piano shipped me, Style 4,
gives perfeot satisfaction. We are exceotingly
well pleased with the intrumoxit, and the
tuner from lialtimore, Mr. Shoroy. who ex
amined it thoroughly, pronounced it as fine a
piano as he over saw. Tito tono is unsurpass
able both in capacity ni I beaity, and, indoed,
the whole instrument. both ext rnal and in
tornal, would boar the closest scrutiny and
criticism. All who have seen it pronounco it
a superb Piano, and I am sure you will have
more orders fron horo, when those who desire
to purchase are ready to do Fo. Mr. Shorey
said my instrument was worth $450. We are
tiuankful for the caro you manifested in lhav
htg us got a good instrument. I consider the
iathushek Scalo as a '?sine qua non" to a
good piano. Tho money doposited awaitsyour
order.
Respectfully yours.
S. 8. DAvra, M. D.
ItALxlon, North Coro'ina,
February, 14th, 1878.
hiEllI.S-1.Is Piano Co.
My Dear Sir: in rogard to tile piano pur
chaat-d froni you, and( wiclh we have been
uising for somo timo now in our fanily, inust
ronounce it a most oxcellent instrument, and
voe do this unreservedly, becauso we have had
it triod, tested, and 0< nipared with )iaios of
othor mnako, by critical Judges of such itstru
monte, Iirofessors of music and others, whose
high charactor and prominence as musicians
in this community cannot be questioned ; and
they all attest, as to its merits, the puro rich
tones which it gives are porfectly exquisito,
and its blathiteltok's scale give it an attratction
and valuo which is not possessd by instru
ionts of other tuake.
We can but congrat'ulate you on the high
standard which your lost excellent pianos
have attainod, and munts. ocsp-ak for thom a
future which will place them in high favor
with the tutsical world. I shall always be
leased to roconuend your piano to those of
iny friends who mnay (lesiro to purchase, and
to bI ing thom to notice inl our community.
STruil" yours,
(Judge) CHAs. D. Urcuucen.
We take groat pleasuro in'again callitig tile
attention of our filend. and roadets to the
Meodilolioii Company's Jubileo Organs, 'a
notico of which appoared in these columis
somlo time ago.
Ilaviig had occasion to purchaeo organs of
this Conpany for our own p1sonal friends,
nid having found them to be all that was
claimed for. them after years of thorough trial,
and having repoatedly visited their factory in
Now York vity, we are prepared to assert, troi
our own knowio go of tie iuanufacturors and
organs, that their work is not excolled by any
tuanufacture now in tlo nnarket.-N. Y. Indo
pe011d1011t.
So thorough is the inspection of the various
pai to, and of the whole, that when an instru
unont goes out of the house a guaranteo for
live years-long onough to break down and
wear out two connon organts-is given the
purchaser. The Jubileo Organs is emihiently
ia organ for thbe p)oo,1.- Louisville Ky., Com
nercvial.
We would recommond any of our readors
vho have any id a of ever buying a piano1 or
)rgan, not to fa. to writo at once for their
Illustrated and Descriptivo Catalogue, which
nll be inailed free.
HIESKELL'S Totter Ointment will etre Sore
Byelids, Soro Nose, Barber's Itch on the face,
)r Grocor's Itch on the 'ands. It never falls.
0 conts per box, sont by mail for 60 conts
Johnston Holloway & Co.,
002 Arch St., Phila. Pa.
Jakiand Female Institutes
NORRiSTOWN, PA.
WYNTER TSERM WILL COMMNg 81PTEM[
lERt 9, 1879. For circular, address
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Pislinstoaltin, Pa.
Pianos and Organs VMr habat
Idvance inprices. Planet, $140 to 40 step or
,n ,a lfir st-clams saut on trial. ~atalo no.
rroe. heeL Music, Jprice. Dollar' worth ,
price. t'atalogue of lie pleces sont foa30, stamp.
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