The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, October 25, 1879, Image 4
iltorning in Venieo.
Little by little business began to'take
possession of * the streets. Bakers' shops
and butchers' shops and fish stalls were
opened; the din of countless blacksmiths
and coppersmiths filled the air at every turn,
as though the making of locks and kettles
and chimney-pots were *ttb one usurping
industry of the world; h1 iced women
called ill the people to come and partake of
baked pumpki), fresh and hot ; and the
melody of mingled street cries grew to a
chorus of supplication.
Lately risen maidens lowered baskets
from their balconies, and fished up eat
meat, or bread, or onions, or other house
hold supplies, lowered the coppers for
payment, gathered their scanty raiment,
about them, and withdrew. The vender
we knew him at the opera-pocketed his
money, tossed his load on his head, and
yelled his noisy way down the alley.
In the Piazza beyond the lialto, where
early activity most centres, I took up a
commanding position at an out-of-door table,
and ordered my "white coffee " and bread
and butter. What a wonderful place it
was for breakfasting-just for onceI What
pretty but carelessily clad women in black
lace head-dresses came from each street
and went toward the church ; what a chat
ter the wooden paltieis made, and what a
gabble the newsboys ; what loads of fresh
fruit anld vegetables the women carried
past ; how the urchinst gambled for ,4ol ;
how unlike everyliig was to what we seu
at homne; an1d hlow unr11eal onle grows to
be ill watching it all I
The cheap dealers of tihe Rtialto were
taking down their shitters and displaying
their low-priced wares. Boys sat. on the
broad steps mnching bread and revelling
in the yellow lixmiry of iroad wedges of
hot and tavory pumpkin. The purveyors
of the adjacent quart ers were clinihing the
steps with whole head-loads of grapes, or
fIsh, or vegelablev. Over the hand-rail,
filing time whole width of the (rand Canal,
lay a fleet of barges uiloading, with pro
,it Iduce from beyond tie lagoons, or stowing
away assorted cargoes of wihite anld purple
grapes, peahelies, lign, lettuce, chiceorv,
radishes, shining whie ontions, carrots, helis,
potatoes-the whole fresh-colored assor
ment of greei grocery. 'ti shore the mar
ket people filled the streets and areades
with fish, and flesh, 1111d foul, an1d fruit.,
and flowers, andi the whole air with a it
mult of noisy trailie. I de.entided among
the throng, wh~ere cuslomers we-re impor
tuned oil every han111d, and w leri shal) lar
gaiis were driviig in sprals and snails and
in fractions of the smallesi fowl.
Entering it hitle square, shut in by igh
houises, aid, like m11ost Venelian s1piare1s,
domilllated ly the mlilinialsled ilcade of 11
imo-slituned ehurch, I ntoticed 11 singular
lctivity anmoig the people. 'ley wert
scurry ing ill from every alley, md hiastn
ing from every door withli ohld-saliped cp
per buckets ol hook-enlcd woodeit hows,
an1d With little coils of rope. Old ime 1111d
women, hoys and girls, all galiered closely
about a covered weil curl) in the middle of
the square ; and atill they hur1i--iel on, unmitil
they stood a dozen deep arouid it. re
5enl1y the chilurch lower slowlytit ruek eight,
and at little old man11 forced his Way thr1oughl
the crowd, paissed his pontlerous iron key
through the lid, and unlocked( teit w-lh.
The kettles went jingling into ita entoe
slopping out again al an aalliziig rate, and
the people trudged off htome, each with at
pair of them swuig from the shoulder.
The wells arc deep cisterns, wiielh are filled
during the night, and it is ott. of amtliable
consideration for those who love thlir
morninig nap that they ire given a1s good a
chance ats their neighbor of get lilng anll nll
soiled supply. 1t is tile liratinstanllice that
has colme to miy niotice of ai otciedale
municip-il rest rainit up1on1 Inl lrprehnsible
coveredt wth eitthe o pubil rhet
yote in) mwalokg youuaw alistnbeng
rep etihd hiiirg 1 ile1 wthfr.hwa
teas ha ennatniarbyand 'a telady
pufrceivn the stralyethroug an hutsh
thqarl, henre asutg scarrie i ote
obl.Tey wfater if wiclet byu'acity
oitigbroughc rthruigh oduie armth,
Eugae fll, 111stotn lieu' da u t distmri
buiontog t1he ceity iulcarried snithe 1
ordera med. Indienorttued.h oretuilyl
wher te fher sexsacnge ll here
wae anor aheveae, th1erol to ayin
distibuing minst~ hof wiml bee snpar.
1Teflloing veihmest 'you butiv singular
y intuctIe lesirs b pa t. hmili (c;nor
fA Bayutene hrefther, oecmtey
timesingthersefo baelessl givn t'y sider.
carredited tsain "'ei (fter diect
otnho repiudnweoe thetpntn."ydar"
'',~nychild," reahid the sainut, "yurfalt0 gret
isuth yurcyi il ofreader.Fo Like te
fatce, oah fthlowin"G hao ateered,
thret, rhave waftedikn ut kirletiond;
well cvdwthefeathrs; you w io n i thno
waskconvertdn distanci, probable. thre
qird a samou o ag;h yeour oaktnie d
beoa wol ntur to prfmei.
Gret~ wseod actonismn of ther' ladyt
and receivn costraintgeat hearae; bti, In
aoringy, hed bypaire to tet maret,
bogh than thtoheewad, andse outthersny
tolckin it Is adahedn, elngh asuche had
beore inlec af shortetime fithe rend
faiu ttl fher tal, cit nstaint acot
eerthingt ne. penane nios ofsrntor re
pived and exlaation of aont~e and ngul
"Ah."~r raied te sant, r "you have be
dtomh second parng and ae'ilelcured
Itetr ia yoteps, as thropg Aeh ail the
Lple. you deiate halthad traersons and
gaeoeup, nie bodil an thealesoac
havea scttered."n "outlfate noe" erah
t edthe poordmary "tohateis frequeilen
Ilas The fenathe creloessltonofvery-e
tean wcincrried them vIn ditferentvrect
ion: hw cn Ino ecovrn tem
calliu hebakfyoca. Gpand in0,00o
more. llsoyde tl fteld
FARM AND GARDEN.
W OODLAND PASTUR8.-The clearilig
of woodland for a pasture may be cheap- I
ly done without burning. "Time is y
inoney" in agriculture; and by taking 11
time, the expenditure of ioney may be 8
saved; Just as by-spending ioiicy tree- i:
ly, an innedliate result inay be galied, v
1hn tie-money can well be spared, I
and It is spent judcliously, it, can be t
made to return a larger interest Iin agri- ii
culture thanl in almost any other 1indus- s
try. A hundred per cent. Is often re
turned In one year, or event less, by
skilful mnanagenent, But firIlers t
must often learn "to labor and walt," e
for want of suffielent capital t, do as 1
they Illight wish. In e'earing rough 1
woodland to be seede:1 to grass, the Line ,
brush may be spread about, all else (
having been cut and removed for use or r
for sale, and the seed sown directly. i
The fact should not be overlooked that s
nuch a8111111 wood Illay b proilltably 11'
cut up for domestic usme, that would ,
otherwise be burned on the land, and p
comparatively wasted , The firet show- 11
er will take the seed down hite the a
mo1l or among the decayed leav6s, where
it will find a congenial seed-bed and
s1)rllg l) readIly. The cattle may be .q
turned 1ito the ilId forthwith, where d
they will find somec agreeable food it
among tile gpl outing shoots and o301I11g u
growth. 'By tile trampling over tie h1
grotuid by tile animals, the dry litter t(
will be broken Into small fragments d11141 )
trodden down formi ing a useful iniulelh, tI
and this will afterward furnish intuch t
fertilizing matter. An excellent pas- n
tirei may ths be formed, wicih canl be 11
used until the stumips have rotted and d
the groind can be eaislly 1iowed. A al
perilanlent pasture wiIl always be found y
one of tie 1ost valllible piarts of' Wte 1)
farm, and It' in clearing the wood a few Ij
shade trees have been left, it will lit j
many cases be advisable to keep the 11
land In grass, which will, uinder these )
hIcIrcumsl)8ttanlces, grow vigorotisly, a1n p
recover rapidly after hav iig been vteln I
down by thle pastutred anlinals.
LAYElRING FO' W INTER.-! II layring
earnIations and othelr plants, many11% oper
attors cut thle len'ves left. beyond Ilbe cut.
square otl'. 'hIs is not. only ecess-o
ary, but absolutely hit'ul. Tallke a
away those below tle third good joint,
andl(] Upoll tile surface that will be be
low the ground, cut a slit about. hai tI
through the shoot and aibout an1 nch
leig; kelep the slit, open with a sliver
of wood, 1111d peg it into the groitd,
covering with about. all iIch of soil.
Water so it does not. get entirely dry
and the plan1ts will roottnicely Iin about
four weeks, whein they may be tralls
ferred to pots for winter bloom1' ing.
The ai 81111 rule will apply to th0 layer
inz of any plants usually prop:gatedi ei
fromt cuttings by regilar llor'isita, 1i
thouigh plan ts of' at su1cculen t na tur 1e, or S
soft-w'ood I things, like grerall uIills
colius, aehyra nthtu-4, hierbacevous begon
0)
ils, cacti, start so readily froi eu tIngs
that they are better treated tihus. Ill n
faet, dur11ing Jutly and Aug--ust., almiostA
anlly of thle plants usially propagat(
fromll Cuttings, It stuick pret-ty thickly
iibout. three inches deep inl .1 hed of'
li g1t loam o' Siild, Oil the 1101111 sid'Ie of
the house, and kept m5oist, will strike
re:i(ily. A good way Is to build a low
frame i around them, so there will be
abaut four or five inches space above I lie
plants, andl(] Cover Close wit h1 a1s1mall ash.
Thiis keeps it hIid 11t.11l0atmosphere 1111 pre
Vents evaporation. Thus teny)' IIson
mnay propagate anlly of 1tile pll lt s s111111Y
kept in) rooms1 .
FEEIDING Cows .-No rule caII nbe made(1
which wvi1lllpply to all1 cows1'. Over- 1
i'eedinlg for 0one wvould be selni-tar1va1
tIon f or ainothier. One cow, w'ith 21 large
iiramen and1 strong digestive powers,
may13 need fifty or' sixty pier cenit 1tuore(
f'ood than I 110 anoter wh'lh is $211211 a111("
dainty. Th'1e 1111101 shoul 1have food1 o1
a1 good quality, 1111d It shoul d be given)
in as easIly digestible a f'orm a1s possI
ble, but nleither' one shoul1 d be fed be- sI
yo01md its powver to dligest, ai laassimlat "111
the food. Cows wiich halve an1 abun. 01
dance of' fresh air1 and1( reglar exercise
will ealt and1( digest m~ore0 10ood than1 theiy 0
would It' they were kept closely eon- S
11ined in their stables. Reguilarity of I)
tend to keepI the cowts iln goodi h1ealth, g
and11 aillowt the11n to uSe a liberal qulant i- P
1.3 of' 1ood withuout inljury'. Man~y men lh
will buy ai cow, f'eed her all1 the ml~l
81h( canl bear, and In two or three years1'
sell her1 for' beef. Up to a certain point1 -,
hlighl feeding pays, but It, does8 nOt pay3 ~
to tr'y to ma~lke a cow prIoduce foulrteen
poun1ds of butter per week whenl slie is
nlot calpablle of' yilding more1' than ten.*
Old cows will bear this forcing process
much01 better 1than1 thlose which are'4 younIg
and1( inl ailleases high feedling shiould not a
be commen)ceI4d before'thle Uows$ are sIx c'
years of age.
LE:Avxs. - A statemlent coines from a1
Southl Amnerica that a sin~gular property s
(of tomato leaves had been dliscored by a
a fr'uit, grower. ilavin~g cu1 tdownl some1 t
tomlato vines5, 11e 11sed Lhiem 'Is a mul~leh a
arounid is peach trees. lie soon1 dis.. t
c.overedl 1.hat, the) eur1clio, wleh' was 1
diestroyin~g his fruit, had1( a1ban1doned tihe M'
trees surr'ounded by the toma~to vinles,
Following up this alccidental diiscovery',
the friee use of toma1to vinles pr'oved a
p~erfc~t protection 11 not)13onlygainst Ceur
cullo, but other n)oxiouls inseets, lie a
found, 111so, by' steeping inI wa~ter 8ome10
fresh leaves of the tomato11, and1( spr1ink- t1
lIng the InfusIon upon01 other pilanIMt ,ihe t'
11)nu1I1erable Insects whlehi covered1
t.1em wer'e driven away. S0ome garideni
era' have tr'ied the) above reml1edy, somle
by accident and~ others by initenmtion,
and1( thleir sucecess was renniirkable. '
One gentlemlan) had his appile tr'ees ra
vagedi by lie urelulio until last yearli,
wihen lie secuired ai slenl1did crop. ile
knowvs of n1o cause for Is e.xem1ption
troll theV cuulo except tihe tomaito 1
plants that w~ere growni l'rom the first I
amlonig his trees.
T1'URNlrs. -- Leave turnips in' the I
ground)( until. hard frosts co. 'The
tops may be ted to cows. Carrots, beets
anid parsnips, mlust be dug before very'
cold wveather. Store In trenches or pits
in a dry place, from which water will1
run off. If put in) a root-celllr, pac1k i
earth In boxes or barrels 0or bIns, ac..
cordIng to the quIantity. If' a new r'lhu
barb bed is desired, It should bie made I
in fall. Plow tilp tihe part of' the garden
not, in use before tile gron d f'reeze4.s.
Gather and burn all thle weeds anid rub
bish.
UNDER the head of' OrnithoIogleal,
the witty Boston P'ost says that11 thle na1-1
tional bIrd of' Rhode Island Is the olam. 1
W~onTum1.ss sT'UFP -Not so last m'y
friend; if, you) could see the strong,
hle'llthy, bloomIng meni, womlen and
children that have been raised from
beds of sickness, suffeoring and almost
death. b'y'the 1tse of Hop BItters, you
would say "GlorIous srid inv~aluable
remedy." See another column. ,
JF YOUR THROAT PEELaS 3ORE Oflnirortable
usebromptly Dr. Jayne's Bxpeetorant, It will
relieve the aIr-passages or all phlegm or tna.
0u.~ainammau~on. and so gusthe -af.
fotdpart a chance to heal. No sfer uremedy
'n be a 118e and Colds or any
jplintof neLungs, and a briot.
lei Wll prv9 it'os.)
TI'lE H1OUJEIIOLDI.
A wIN-MilL with Four aris 70 feet
i extreme diameter, and six feet wide,
MIli raise 1,000 pounds 228 feet in one
1inute, and)([ if working on average of
hours per day is equal to 31 mon. It
estimated that 25.square feet of can
as will petorm tie work of a man.
V lea a ve tical windmill is employed
L grind corn, the ill8tOnO isually
inkes live revolutions to one of the
fi. From 10 to 11 yards of sail will
rid and dress 11 bushels of wheat.
To clean pictures : Having taken
lie picture out of the frame procure a
leani towel, and, naking It quite wet.
ty it ol t he face of the picture, sprink
ig it from ntin to time with clear
Atl water. Lt, it remain wet for two
r three days ; take the cloth off and
unew it with a fresh one. After wip
ig tie pietire with a clean, wet
poilge, repeat, the process till the dirt
soaked out, then wash it well with a
ft sponge and let it get quite dry.
:ub the picture with some clear nut or
usced oil, and it, will look nearly as
,ll as whienl freshly done.
A N Ew WAY rO Tntor DawruIur A.
ulte a discovery in the treatment of
iphitlberia hits been made. A young
ian whose arm.had been amputated.
'its attEacked by dl)iherla before heal
ig took place; and instead of the mat
r lIicident to that disease being do
1)Mied in the throat, the greater por
oil apmlieared oil the wounded arm, and
ie (1liphtlheria wis very light and easily
ilanaiiged. Dr. Davis, of Mankato, pro
ted by this, anid In lils next ease of
i)tler-lt blistered his Pitient'I chest,
id on this blistered part the chile de
osits apptiaIred, This Wias also an easy
ise of the (isease. The theory of Dr.
ayls is that diptherla usually appears
the throat. because of the thillness of
ning of the throat. Ihence, when the
lister breaks the skin ipon any other
Irt of' i he body, the disease appears
A RM Enton MosquIro Brris.-A
ash of fifteen or twenty dropsof comn
on carbolic ald lin a half pint of wa
i will imnmediately relleve the smart
mosiiito bites, hives, prickly heat,
id all irritations of the skin common
S1t t1nmer. As the streng th of carbol
iid C0omm11oly13 sold vari les, the dili
ons shoild be tested before using by
eling a small spot of Skin. It it
iises ally burning In a moment or so
Is too stiong, ai d mo: water must be
bled. The lotion was recommended
b a eity physielai as iIn use at Bellevue
OsIital, and years of experience prove
- beeii;fi.. Many restless nights and
lch sufilering of cliildren might be
'oiled by tiils simple cure, wiich has
-en safely used on very young infants.
Tlo WAsiu ]1UStIN.-A clear, dry day
iould be chosen to wash nusnli
resses. and several can be done at
iee. While the dress dries make the
arch ; If the muslin is colored, use
)ld starch ; it' white, make it as for
iir-i bosoms, siiirrinag about with a witx
11udllc. Dip the dress Into it; hang it
ral in, to (Iry. When dry, rinse It
tickly, bitt. thoromighly, in clear wa
r. 1 lang it out to dry again. Sprin
le, and roll it tigitly in a towel. Iron
ici very hot irons, but not so hot as
scorch. I lot irons keep the stilness
I the miitusllin.
CorrAult CUlii-:Esi-.-Wlecn the milk Is
icely cahbberedl, put it Ol the stove
id let it. remain uintil well scalded, but
iot allow It to boll. Pour forth
ic cur id and whey inito a bag made of
'eese-eliothi, and( sspenid it un ttil wvell
rui inel and lie curd is left quite dry;
tru the curid iiuto a pan, add salt, a bit
huiitterI andh enouighi sweet creamil to
aike qite3 moist. It enni bie mlouildedl
lio little balls or' pit inito a glass dish
ithiotit ft'rithmer pr'epara'utioni.
iiREAl)-Penn1DN.-Half ai Pound of
llt iarcald, soak In warm water teln
innutes and winmg (1riy In clean cloth;
ie qiarmt of' nilik, f'our' eggs, yolks and
lilies w~ell beaten together; two
Linces butter, one even teaspoonful of'
ilt, half' a pound of' well washed and
leked enurriants dr ied In a towel ; one
AI'ee-cup of light br'own sugar'; half a
t'ulted nuttmeg; mix well, butter the
in and bake for thiree-quai'tei's of an
our11 in ai hot ovenl.
SouR 31Im[K.--Most people have a plre
m'lIce against souar milk, but let those
'ho doubt hts beinig good and whole
>mei try soime fIxed as follows: Take
to curd(led milk when it Is ticlk and
esemnbles somiewhiat a cheese curd, add
>ia teCCupfuil add1( a tablespoonful of
.igair, with nutmeg om' any other sea
mIin~g if liked. It Is about equal to
Lustar'd.
A TIAntE ORINAMENT.-Sew coarse
annel around a goblet wvith the stemn
rokeu-oil', p~ut this shiapely dome upon
saucer of water, wet the flannel and
p~rinikle over as much flax seed as will
Llhiere to it. Th'le flannel will absorb
i watei' from the saucer, which
bouald of'ten be repleisheL In about
vo weeks the dlannel wvill be concealed
ia beautiful vei'dure, which will vie
'Ithi aniy table ornament.
Srmcan Fiiurr.--To see p)ountds of
'it, take three pouiids of sugar, one
lilt of vinegar, cloves, mace, and eini
amnon to suit t. ste ; spriinkle the sugar
v'er the 'ruit; let It stand over night,
ien bohi Juice, vinegar andt spice fif
eni 11 muutes. Putt itn the fruitand boll
mn miniuits.
A Goon way to keep bottled green
ooseberr1Ies is to pour11 a little salad oil
ni the top) before corking them up.
'hey 1mus5 t' contrae be previously
olled like other bottled fruit.
B~uiv lho wa are the fashion now,bttas
ong as mothers continue to. nurse their
ittle ones with laudantum or othler opi
tes, they cannot expect their Babies to
ook bright. If your Baby needs med
cine get a good and harm less one such
is Dr. Bull's Baby Syrtup.
ONEu trIal of Dobbins' Electrie Soap,
madec by Cragin & Co., Philadelphia,
'a.,) will satisfy the most doubting, of
ts great melrit. Pure and white as
no0w, Try it. Make your grocer get
Starving to Deaths.
Thousands of men and womnen are
tarving thienmselvos to deaith. They
hare niot cat this or thiat, fearing It will
nerenuse their flesh. Life depends
iponiC~ contiuouis self-denial. The only
'afe and reliable remedy for this terrn
ile condition is Allan's Anti-Fat. It
*s wholly veget able and perfectly harm
ess. Its uise insures a reductioin of
rromi two to five pounds per week.
3ol FFA Lo, Y Juno 13, 1878.
r'o tihe Pro'rsI' of Allan's"'Anti-Fat:
GENTLMN--Tuhe following r'eport is
fr'om the lady who used Allan's Anti
i~'at: "It (the Anti-Fat) had the le
stred-efrect, reditcing the iat from two
Byfie pouands a week, until I had lost
wenty-five pounds. I hope nevet'to
SWhat Iha)ve lost.
otu'S,respectfiy,
?WMLL. PA~ yo
WIT AND IUMOR.
Di. L- Is cautiously treating a
sick mani concerning the nature or
whose disease lie is quite in the dark.
"Well," he says tothe nurse, on inak
lig his uisual morning visit, how do we
find ourselves to-day? Did he sloop
well? Did the nedicine act? "Yes,
sir, he slept,but I loft the gas burning,
turned down very low." "Ah, he
silept well, did lie? I thought lie would.
and you left the gas burning-turned
down very low? Very good, very good ;
all is growing very nicely." And ie
takes his hat. "What, doctor I Have
you no instruotion-no prescription
nothing?" The doctor (sagely, and
after mature deliberation)-"Yos; keep
the gas burning-turned down very
low."
"GENrLHMExN of the Jury," said an
eloquent Chicago advocate, "you hey
hern the witness swar lie saw the
prisoner raise his gun ; you hev heern
him swair he saw the flash and hered
the report; you hev heern him swar
he saw the dog fall dead, you have
heern him swear he dug the bullet out
with his Jackknife, and, and you have
seen the bullet produced in court; but
whar I ask you, is the man who saw
that bullet lilt the dog."
TinE train just emerged from a tun
nel, and a vinegar-faced malden of
thIrty snimers remarked to her gen tie
man companion, "Tunnels are such
bores'' which nobody can denly. But
a young lady, of about sweet eighteen,
who satin a scat inimmodiatly in front
of the ancient par.y, adjusted her hat,
brushed her frizzes back, and said to
the perfumed young ian beside her,
"I think tunnels are awfully nice."
"Ou, my darling ycur voice is as mu
sical to me as a vesper bell, whoso
tones fall softly on the perruied even
ing air. Sp oak again and say those
words, my beloved, for I could listen
to your voice until the stars are extin
gu ished into everlasting night I" A fter
marriage: "I have had just about
enough of your clapper, old womain,
and if you don't let up I'il leave the
house."
TnE Grandma of a little fotar year old
had been telling her one day not to say
people lied, but rather that they weo
mistaken. Her graindmothei, to am uisn
her, told her a bear story, w hich was
a tough one to beleve. After she had
finushed, the little girl looked it p Into
her face and exclaiied, "Grandma that.
is the biggest mistaken I have ever
heard I"
IIENRY was sitting Ini the parlor
with Laura, and in attempting to tn rn
the gas dim he extinguished it. "There"'
he exclaimed, "The gas has gone out."
"Yes," murmured Laura, "and I wish
somebody would follow its example.''
Then Henry went out.
"JOnNNY." said a fond mother to
her boy, which would you rather learn
French or Spanish ?'' "1I would rather.'
said Johnny,rubbing his waistband and
looking expressively at the tabla, "I
would rather talk Turkey."
They don't know how to manage it
in St.- Louis. The way to pit life into
a walking match between newspaper
reporters is to put a bloody tragedy at
the other end of it and give the word
an hour before the tine of going to
press.
A VERY much whiskered individual
driving in a Victoria downtown with
his Scotch terrier, asked a wItty lady
wvhat 81he thought of them. "Whty I'
saidl she, "I thtought you were besidc
yourselfl
T'nx bell punch is generally supposed
to be a modern invention, but it was
evidently in utse in Macboth's timne,
from the fact that he says "Go bid thy
mistress, when mty driatk is ready, shta
strike upon the bell."
IT takes a woman with a reinarkabiy
strong mind to gaze straight at the pul.
pit anid not look around whten a new so
prano starts upl a tune in the rear.
"I PERL. sure thia hat's ntot biroa
enough in the brim, Aunt Jemaima I'
"What (10es it matter, child I Look al
mue I I put on anythIng."
HE sal bitt little, yet as lhe gazed oti
the mutilated edge of his best razoi' ht
mentally vowed never again to marry
a woman with cornts.
A wag whto had lent a mnintster 11
horse that hati run away and throwrt
the clergyman, claimed credit foi
spreading thte gospel.
The glass houses of Pittsburg art
runnintg (lay and night to sutlppy tha<
demand for diamomids for seaside htote
clerks.
IF you have a Sick Ileadachte take il
dlose of Dr. Biuli's Baltimore Pillis; wt
know you will find rehiel.
"What (10 we eat?" Thatd(ependls,
If you live In a boarding house no hui
man being cant tell.
There are thirteen different gradet
of brown sugar, and yet some can't b<
sweet.
W H EN is a lamup-lighter like a cowvard
ly soilier ? When lie fires and~ ritni
away.
BREACHEs of trust are not as ofter
made by a tailor as by his customers.
WONDER the English do not establish
at Zuluogieal garden in Africa.
IUMAN haippintess Is a bauble fol
many, butt a bubble for all.
AT the foot of htis professionl-th(
chiropodist._______
TRUTH is ro Ighty-mighity scarce,
fIEA UTIEas. -Ladies, you can not
make fair skin, rosyv cheeks and spark
ling cyes with till the cosmetics of
France, or beautilhers of the world,
while in poor heailt i, atnd nothting wi'l
give you sueh stretngth, buoyant sp)1ir I
and beauty as flop liitters. A trial it
cetahi proof. See another colunt
AP InfalibIe ftemedy.
No longer like Job need the afflicted mililons
:y out: "Oh, that my grief wero woighted
and my calamity-laid in the balatnce I Ye are
forgers of lies;. fve are all phlysicians of ito
value." For an *bsolutely safe, reliable antd
certain enire for Viles, thte most exasperating,
painfu o alilasasos, haa been fouwnt by Dr.
usebe. Hafa million of sufferers with piles
testify to the virtues of Anakesis. Physiclant
ofalschools endiorso it and presoribe it:
600,000 persons have used it Ina all stages and
varietles of plies, anid none witoit Mnaofit.
It has been prononntood the "happiest modi
cal diseover of the age," and Dr. $ilsbeo, as
experience and eeientinte I!. D. of 40 years
practice, "a benefaotor' to his race." No rom
edly so simple and yet so infallible as Antikesit
for Piles has been diseoveted. It is a; happI
eombination of the soothing pultice of thte
English, the instrwment of the reneht,and thi
* urative medioati o tte American aurgeeons
It affordh immedt ~ieft. frotn the most ox
oruolating an tyod pi ~ ainfitit mo's
nutimaeIj orst 01 Piles
Baplsof're so to al
suter o~naip mt ~ so' ~hufao
tu~
IF Youl Livor is Disordered Ioofland's Gr
mani Bitters will ot it right.
I I
FOR PlirLza on tho Faoe. use Hieskell's Tet
er Ointment. It nevor fails to remove them.
Ii You are Dyspeptic floofland's (ermcan
Iitters will cure you.
MANT portons have a bad hoadacho every
fow days. It can be stopped in one hour by
Dr. DAY'S CUE FOU lEADAOME. Ask your
druggist, or it will be seont by mail on receipt
of prico-Fifty cents. D. B. DAY, Iidgway,
Pennsylvania.
IF You Would En joy Good Health, Take
iloofland's Gorman Biters.
lIiekell's Telter Ointment will cure every
form of Totter.
IF TiOUBLED withl Constipation, take Hoof
and's German Billero.
Oakland Female Institute,
NORRISTOWN, PA.
WINTER THM WILL UQIKIIdd NUE SEPTEM
BUlt9, 11179. Yorocircular. address
J. GRIER R A LSTON, Principal.
The Singing Class Season,
rust (il. The Temple. .,0 ,, dozen),
(tjtsl.ttiiitl 11lV 8Shaping Heimool, Cnoto l(
hiur llok, by Dr. W. 0. loeiiiins. As a oir
ii -K, ht o i to any of tho ia igot,, ommos. As a u1u11011
Schl~ot hook. - htter Chalk li huopor andi sintller
)11-4 a e th w it ha" auei Inore 11ista ; thate is. 13,
n f-o iw 8onign It1, i li ul is) pe 0lot h
olJot Mli'T iICA I, TIUN I:8 ant ANTITi pvol
niSon covle-" in it'ti, post-froo, for I1,00.
Itenieninbor also TIHE VOICE OF WORStHIP.
189.01 'r dnz-n), rcently advertised; Johnson'
Now1 31tillsoid for MiAmgiRK1g clausnes, an excel
It-lt book, (G0 per loam). Sca i for speoita,
Catallogum-', or ciculars.
Jlut Mit. NTUDENTM' LIFE IN MONG.
I6 1 flwit nr-1t11o. Ion by C arilosI)uiley Warnor.
f I o i 4111gof Collnge oga. A capital book
for socl SitI alging.
31141t 011t. WIlEI V0141111 AN A MUNICAT,
AN M 4Tti EEr l' by V. it. s. Davis, b1. 1. (37c.)
Ali tavaillbItto ien(t 1st on Cho construotios and manm.
agoeimki of thd Vocal Or-gams. With plates..
Jn.t oti. Tha last nutnibor of TIE AIUSIOAL
ct 6 ciii foe o urnb r, 02.00 for
010 YOar. Wo altha i tlao withoaut It for live limos the
Oliver Ditson & Co, Boston.
J. E. IMITNON & 0.,
92 Chest nnt Xt.. PhUs.
S. 1. PETTENGILL & GO.,
ADVEItT18ING AGENTS,
37 Park Row, New York 701 Chehte
nt N roet. lhladelphma. Pa.
~ Thei new cano e
~ E~FU Clesuupfwtoas, A"th
-onto Dli ues. by a refeamni h
RKABLE CURE 'ean.
M sAd attenlin
OP sgDJRSED DR on
DANDELION
l eised th Trea els Brioo4, me
rafe f ai ane m. ar O.. Nousss le
eshnse ad esecialy eal Copla)ita
0-P ]BITTES
- 100 INOTAnr .
beifO a seC eU ANDUrAKe,
DANDELIONO
&ND T[Am P6RaST AND BXsT IfrDro"r QVa~rn
Or ALrL OTIM-11 Brrrma
All Diseases of the Stomach, B3owels, Bloo4, Lt"e
Kin8, and Urinary Orgnse, Nervousness,6 oleep
Mes and especially Female Complaints.
or anyth ing impurc or injurious found in them.
Ask your druggist forfHop Bitters andtir Wthen
Dore you sieeP. Take no other.
RoP Cotroi CcExp is the sweetest, safest and best
Askc ChIldren
"h Rior P~ss for Stomah hLtver and Kidneys
superIor to all others. Ask Druggists.
nk e. uns absolute an lrrestslbe our
jScud for circuilar.
TjO( AD)VERTISERS.
E?' We wita fmsrnssth oat ap'plication,
est imurtes for Advertiussn ina le best
iad largest cirentated Newspapers iii
thme United States and Canadas. Our
esllit les are ssmupauhaed. We snake
our Emustonsers' interests onr owna, and
(mudy to please asnd ske their Ad.
vertiing profitable to thean, as thou.
eantds who heave tried us can testIfy.
Call or addlres,
B. M PETTINIIL & "0.,
87 PARK ROW, New York,
701 CIIESTNUT Street, PhiladelphIa,
BLAT CHLEY'S PUMPS
TIIE VRRIY BEST GOODS
AT VERIY LOW PRICES8.
J'UMPS Unlined.
PUMP'S Aromn Lined.
PUMPIiS P'orcelainu Lined.
PUJAM Copper Lineud.
Chain Pu~mp f1xturos anud tubing.
Ruabber Buckets, 4tcel Chain, &c.
C, Gs BLATCHLEY
440 MARKET Street. Philada.
flfl EW RD or*fM
of long standing in I week,
and ordinar cases in da s.
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ror..8.. cod.-Tent an Arc Ste.* his~
WORC ESTER'S
THE STANDA&RD.
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thority. -Nw York lle'aldi.
Time staundard tade-meeuns of the correspondont and
retader.
W OR CE ST ER'S
POCKET DIOTIONARY, 63 ots.
For the Schonol, the Ofince, antd the oumnting-Roona.
WO RC E ST ER'S
00MPREH1EaVB DIOTIONARY,
.F r ma .1o by all Ilookseliera. For ciromilars, otc..
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C~ IGENTS WANT ED FL'OR T HE
Thi - alorals. hlealth. Beauty, Work, mseme'nhu,
e abr~ d a , a agneiant lipemne an re al
raneedote at.1 wt. Witu beautfu (e olrm ilium.
tratins, tew type toned a , choice bdin
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enpub linn~edi
rdo i tcitlo anal xrea tmatdrs
wh---bsistnn the wei-.mcsen
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OF PHILADELPHIA,
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c to.laneous reading mattor of an interesting char
actor.
PRESENT FREOULATION AVERAGES
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When Trade is Dull, Judicious
Advertising Sharpens It.
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Ag0nt8, 87 Park Row. Now York, and 7o1
Ube.stnut Street,, Philadolphia, aoceive adver
tIsements for publication in any part of the
world at lowest rates.
ADV ICR as to the most judicIous advertising
And the beat mediums and the manner of d, ing
If.-ESTIMATES for one or m ro Insertions of
.n adverti onent In any number of papers,
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mont occupying one inch space, one Limo;
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. 1 villago newspapers an adver
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Address
S. Z. PETTENGILL & 00.,
37 Park Row, New York,
Or, 701 Chestnut St. Phila.
Advertlming don! in all newspapers in
Unied States and Canadas ti, the lowest, rates.
Rlupertns celebrated SigB Blre oadn a er at
std1,tol n1 mot approsl Enlis ans ineric
makes. All kImls of sporting Ii: plemoents andsi arti.
prU~a cI up-the bes igns yet msade for the
JOS. C. GRUBB & CO.,
712 Market St., Philada., Pa.
GENTS1Q BEND POST ALi FOR PRIGE1
~Lit and InstructIons for
FINE I. elf-Measuremnent, to
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R^WL*t"' WEST Ph"L^DLPnrA ACAn.
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tember 22. Honors of '79:.TLatin Salustatory. at La
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Prlincipali.
EXODUS
3,000,000 A CRE S
Mainly in the Famous
RED RIVER VALLEY OF TH E NORTH.
on long time, low prios and easy payments.
Pannphlet with full information malled free. Apply to
D. A. MoKINLAY, Land Com'r,
St. P. NI. & K. Rl'y, St. Pasl, MInn.
ETABLI8HED 1848S.
MORGAN & HEADLJY,
Impoders of Diamonds
Maiifactiren' of Sliectacles,
618 SANSOM street, Philadelphia,
Illustrated rce List sent to the trade
on application.
WAGENTS, READ THIS I
w lit pay Aent. a alaryeof 600 per mont and
ew an Wonderful InventIons. We mean what
we say. amplejree. Addres ashal i
Pianos and Organs ?)E~ br''
g 5, .sl r 'sclass 'an :trIl ~ alog~s
pr ce. . atalou no f l'tl peces ns fo. tamp.
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PEILADfRIAs
ADVERTI
Euserted in ANlY OR A1AEE of the
tory for ONE .TIME, orff
pos~ions, ,whfoh are j
8. M. PilfTE
at either of
[New 3| orke .Phile~
ESTIMA1
For Adverapers9 *th t b*6'
i tIhe hnoralc Therlow Wed
NDOlRBING DR.-ItADNYAY'S It, R, ICEMEDIES
OVKHa URINO TnRN FOR RIVERAL TZARS.
Nxw Yonx, Jan. 4, 1811.
DzAR 41iR.-HavIng for several years usc youl
nedi inc, doubtingly at first, but after expori.
tueing their eflicacy, with full contidence, it h
o less a pleasure than a duty to thankfulI
icknowledge the advantage we have derived
ron th tn. The pills aro resorted to as oftet
s occasion-ri quires, and always with the do
tred effect. T)to It. ady tellel cannot I bet
er described thian it Is by Its name. We u~ppli
be liniment frequently and freely, almost in
ariably finding the promise I "Rele."
'Truly yours, (signed)
DR, KADWAT. 'H'URLOW WEED.
R. R. R.
RADWAY'S READY RELIEf
CUES THE WORIST PAINS
In from One to 20 Minutes.
NOT ONE hOUR
titer reading this advertisem:ot need any one
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
Ladway's Ready Relefr ts a Cure for
EVElRY PAIN. It was the frst and is
The Only Pain Remedy
:hat Instan tly stops the most excruciating
pain,. al-ays Iilatumations and cures Conges
tions, whither or the Lungs, Stomach, Bonel
or uthio glands or organs, by one application.
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES,
no matter how vIolent or excruciating the pain
the IIIIUMATIC, Bed-rIdden, infirm, Crippled
Neruous Neuralgic, of prostrated with diseasi
may suffer,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORDINSTANT BASE.
INFLAMMATION OF TIf KIDNEYS
INFL-AMMAT ON OF TilE BLADDER,
INFGAMMATION OF'" H OWSLS
0 0N0X*I''ION OVTkJ1 LUNGS.
6011E THROAT DIPPIt U1 F11 Bi RATkI1q0G
KlYSTE RIC8, b 01 ION O ETII HART.
HYTRCCROUP. Di Ii'rIIEHRIA
CATA RIM, INPLUENZA.
HEADACHE, TOOTH ,CHE.
NEU 1ALGIA, RHEUMATISM
UOLD Cu1LLS, AOLJE CHlILLS,
C I LIJLA IN8 and FROST-BITS
'The application of the Ready Retlet to $he
part or parts where the palu or diffioulty exists
will afford ease and comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops in half a tumbler of
wtoter will in a few moinenits cure Cramps.
-paitms, -our Storipah, Ieartburn, Sick Read.
idhu. Diarrhea, Dysentery, Cullo, Wind in the
Bowels. and all Internal Pains.
TravelerA should always carry a beitle of
ladway's Ready Rtelief with them. A few
irupe in Water will prevent sickness or pains
ron change of water. It Is better than French
irrnly- or bitters its a stimtulant.
FEVER and AGUE.
Fever and Agile cured for Fifty ('ants. There
a not a remedial agent in the world that-will
,ure Fever and Agie, and all other Malarious,
Ulious, Scarlet, Typhold. Yellow and other
Fevers (alded by ltadway's Pills) so quick as
4ADWA Y'S READY MELIEF. 50 ots. a bottle
Dr. Radway's
Sarifln RNOWil,
CHE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER,
FOR TIE CURE OF ORONIO DISEASE,
SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HEREDITARY 0
CONTAGIOUS.
be it seated in the nungs or Stomach, Skin or
Bonco, Flesh or Nerves. corrutingln the
solids and vitiating the fluid!,
Chronic Rheumatism, Scrofuta,, Glandular
SwellIng. H acking Dry Cough, Cancerotts A frec
ions yphlitic0 Comp~laints, Bleeding of the
Lungs, pBopsia, Water Brash, Tie Doloraux,
Wiito Swel nsTumnors Ulcers, Skin atnd II p
DIseases, Female Complaints, 'Gou., Drepay.
Salt itheum, Bronchitis, Consumption.
Liver Complaint, &c.
Not only does the Sarsaparillan Resolvent
excel all remedial agents in the cure of Chronto,
8crofulous, Constitutional and Skin Diseases,
but it Is the only positive cure for.
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,
Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes
Drops e Sr t~ae wtr, Inntinepeo
cases where there are brick dust deposits or the
water is thick, cloudy, mixed with substances
ite the white of an egg, or threads lIke white
siik, or tlidre Is a morbid, dark, billous appear
anice and white bone-dust deposIts, ano when
there is a pricking, burning sensation when
passing water. and paira in the small of the back
and~along the ilns.
Sold by druggists, PRIOE ON290tOLARt
OVARIAN TUMOR
OF TEN YEARS G1 OWT R ED BY Dia
Dr. BAD)WAY & 00., 82 Warren Itreet.
NEW YORE.
DR RAD WAY'S
Regulatinig Pills,
Perfectly tasteless, 1l antly coated with aweet
dore of the Stomach, Liver, Dowels Eid
neys, Bladder, Narvous DIseases, Headache,
Coustipastion, dostironess, Indigestion, Dyspep'
sia, iliousness, Fever, Inflammation of the
flowels, Piles, and all derangements of the in
ternal viscera. Warranted t.o effect a positive
cure. Purely Vegetable, containing no mer
cury, mineral or deleterious drugs,
IW Observe the following smtoms resnula
lng from disorders of the Digs eOrg~ns;
Constipatllon, Inward Piles, Fullhess Of the
lilood In thle head, Ao~dity of the Stomach,
Nausea, Hearitirn. Disgust- of Food Fulinesg'
o)r Weight, ia the 8tomacb 8our Bruotlons, Sink
lngs or F~lutterings in the Pit of the Stomach
swimmning of tihe Hled, Hiurried and Dificoull
fireathting Flul,torinit at tile Meart. Choking o1
humrlat,11 Sonsations when in alyng posture
hots or W b efore the, Sight ~'vand Dulti
i'ain in Hlead, D~elciondly oftrprtion, Yel
lownesn of Skin and Eyes, Paln in the Sitls,
i n bs a s.udden Fluehos of Beat,,Surning ti
A few doses of RADlWAYS PILLS Will free
.he nyatem from all o( thO above named disord
era Price 9o oonts per box. Sold by Drtiggista.
Read "False and True,"
Send a lester samp to RADWAY A(dO.,gIa
hWarren ptreet, New-York, ., -
Informiaion worth thousand. Willboe otyos
tei1 watohed, a ti
~heir~ o1 05Il
1 "~A~Y,'