Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Married ills Own Sister. Iears ago a family consisting of father, dather and two ghildren lived in a small .,Iwn in Western Olki0., The J1hcad of the faniily, Mr. Lawton, was a lawyer, and speculator, and had been a merchant. lie had grown rich for those days-and was noted for his keen business sagacity and his honest and kindly heart. Ills wife laid been a delicato an(l pretty girl when no nimarrled her, and after het second child was born her health broke down and she became a confirmed invalid. ''lie coi ple had tvo children, a boy named Michael who was thet 'baby" and was about flive years old, and a girl named Mabel. Mabel was a pretty clAild, and her parents ptt(ed .ier and dressed her in a style that made her the envy of all mothers in the neighbor. Iood. One day Mabel went into her mother's room and told her she wanted to go and play with some other little girls who lived on the next street. Mrs. Lawton gave her consent, but told her to be sure to come honie to dinner. . Mabel promised, kissed her mother gayly, and ran out of the room -out of the world as far as the poor moth er was concerned, for she never saw her agaIn. Mabel did not come home to din ner, and at supper time Michael was sent after her. le soon returned with a pale, ft lehtened face, and told lis father that his sister had started for home at noon, and no one knew where she was. Search was madoe for her In every direction, but with out avail. No trace of the lost one could be discovered. A month afterward the mother (I-,d heart broken, and the father sold his property and became a homeless wanderer, with but one object in life-the finding of his lost one. Taking his son with him lie traveled from State to State, visiting public institu tions where children were cared for, and going through cities makMg inquiries which he thought might lead to the desired result, From the United States the search was extended to Europe, and, finally, in a Spanish city, Mr. Lawton caught a local fever and died in a few days, leaving his son, then a bc of nineteen, all of his for tune. Mr. Lawton told his boy that he had no near relatives except a brother, who had gone to California in the first finsh of the gold fever, and had never been heard of afterward. Michael Lawton came back to this coun try, entered a college in the East, and graduated with honor. Ile studied law in the office of a famous New York lawyer, and, after being admitted to the bar, lie went West and made his home in a newly settled State, where he soon built upl) a good practice. One winter Lawton went to New York to visit a college chum, Marchmont, had several young sisters, and one(- afternoon Lawton was introduced to Miss Mabel Let cher, a young lady who was their music teacher. She was exceedingly pretty anl a lady in manner and mind, and Lawton fell violently in love with her, and before lie left the city he asked her to marry him and she accepted him. They were married the following spring, and went to Lawton's Western iihome, where they uvel happily for six years,dtr ing which time two children were born to . MIss Letcher told Lawton after their engagL-1ent that she was ii, orphan, that her parents u'hl when she was a child 1and she could .not rensivober them i at all. She had been named, iy a kitad-hearted lady in Eastern Ohio. She had taught school and madesullicient money to enteraschool in the East, where she studied music, and after she lad graduated she got a class of girls for p'pi's, and while thus engaged Iet Lawton. Lawt .n was sitting in his oniec onic day, wheni an odd-looking elderly matn caime in and asked for "Mr. Lawton." ant initroduic * tion took place, and, after tihe usual prc0 liminaries, the stranger said lie was a law Lawton if lhe would tell him his father's name and where lhe was horn. A litonglh surprisedl at the question, Law'""a comiplied andl the stranger then evemmend his errzindl: "ohaeheardl , our father speak, I sup pose, of a brother who wvent. to California ninany years ago, and whio did not write home of his doing". Well, Ilamt his repre sentativo, andi I was his friend to the hiour' he <ied. Years ago lie wenit to--(mien tioning the towna wihere Lawtoni was horn), and there lie heardi of the manner in which your little sister dlisappeatredl andi of your father's dleparture. lIe tried to find hiim for awhile, but did not succeed, and then lie went home again. '"le mnade up his mind1( to 11h1d your sis ter if it was possible. Ile emiploye'd Sev eral skillful detectives, and1( spent a great deal of his money in the search. A year ago lie died, and ini his will directedi that you should be his heir unless your sister was discovered. In that event she was to have half of his property. I saw your name in the paper seome weeks ago, and on makIng inquiries I became conivhicedl that you were the nepheliw of the man who was my friend, and who intrusted tie with the care of lis property. And now"--herc t he speaker p~aused for aii istant -"now I have something still more stratnge to tell you. We have foutid a trace of your isa * ter. "Shue was stolen by a party of vagrants * for the clothes and trinkets she wuore, and was taken to East Ohio. She wais takeni very ill, and was left with a good-hearted lady, who adlopted her as her (laughter. After her discovery she could not reimem ber her name or where she had livedl. When this lady died Mabel taughit school for several years, amid then she weint East Sto stud~y music. After she left school, I think she wvent to Now York, but I cannot say. We have nuo trace of her for sIx years. She was named after the lady who adloptedi "'Knowni as what 1'' screamed Lanwton. "Mabel Letcher." "Gireat God, now she has beeni my wife Sfor six years I," It wvas so, indeed. Fur ther examiniation showed beyonid qiiestti that Mrs. Michael Lawtoni was cne and the -same person. They separatedl. Mrs. Law ton is still living in a towni in Massachusetts where she has been for maniy years. The childroen are at school, and Michauel Law ton Is, in -bid grave; IIe gave up all his business, grew frightfully dissipated, and, afte: spending nearly all the monmey lie had reserved for himself, ho wandered to the lovely little Maryland farmi, where hie strove to bury the past, anid where lie lived a life of toil. The clover blossomis are as ii sweet about his grauve and the wild flow ers bldom as h~eetiy' tliero as though lie who sleeps in that quiet nook was at lagt at rest. Down on a Fly. An old man living on Fort street, east, was observed tackig an old fish-net over the open front door, and among the number of curIous minded "That's just it,"' was the reply. "Idon't see how It will keep 'em * ' *1Well * hardly dIon't see miyspif," loo, bu Ivemade up minA that no sdrndn th i 'a s how sho a k ome ant hip house onastraight line I" FARM AND GARDEN. WINTxa WitmAT IN BL xAK PLACu, .There are many fields of good quality for winter wheat growing, which, from their elevated and exposed situa tion, are very liable to Injitry by frosts, the winds sweepilg the snow off and leaving no protection to the plant. Tie first Important requisite Is to make the sol rich so as to secure a strong and vigorous start, and a firm and deep 1o(d ot the ground. This aflords pro tection against throwing out by ieavii, effects of frost, and a full growth is a shield against the beating winds. A top-dress of barnyard manure is ono, if not the best, protections, for it furnish es the best stimulant to growth as4 well as a mulch to the crop, keeping the ground loose and dly on tile surface, and it also prevents tihe severity of winds and frosts from destroying the plant. Maintires may be applied before or after seeding, but the best effects will be sco byapplying before seeding, and let the harrow line and mix it with tile soil. When rotted mannre is not at hand, a covering of (ry straw, evenly spread over the surface after seeding, will be very beneficial, if winds (o not sweep it oil before rains and the grow.. Ing wheat have tied it to the ground. Mulching in any way will keep more snow on the surface, which is always a protection against winter- killing. In a mechanical way, much benellt Il found by drilling In tile seed, going at right a igle with the prevalling winds. The seed being in the drill mark, tile ridge between the rows allords considerable protection against winds and holds snow to cover the rows. It is some times recommenled to sow with the wheat som other grain, as buckwheat, oats or barliy, that will kill down by frosts and nilcll tle wheat but such will choke the wheat and prevent growth so as to (o more injury than good. Somethlig nmay be gained by sowing the most hardy and strong growig variety. The Clawson has prove i to be tile most hardy, as weil as prolille, variety cultivated li many years. 3lany varieties of red wheat are also hardy, usually more so thia the white and prolific. The uillz is a liar dy red wheat and proliic. The old Mediterranean and fte Ritssian blue stein are also hardy, but not so prolific. The best variety to cultivate can only be learned by experience or observa tion, for no one variety will be best adapted to different soils and climates. Dixs-rioyiNo -'ri CANADA rins-ru.:. Some farmers aire giving their experi once oil the destructlon of the Canad ' thistle. One halts tried this Imlethod, anotier a different motiod, and a third somiet1h ning else, ill inore or less stuecess fuil; but, tile truth is Ohere is nothing like thorough cult-ivationl to get rid of this the vilest peut niiy farmer can be eursed witl. In commencing opera tions against the enemy, the determin ation shonld be to be victorious and leave no artiflce or device untried to gain it; and ti is is, as we say, thorough cultivationi, and a wholesale andl(] retail exterminitlon of the thistle. The bat tie should begin before the post makes its aippearalce, an1(d alfter it makes its appearanc, and as often as it makes its appearance. Suiccessive crops of corn followed by barley and wheat, will do tile business for it in case there was a thistle left after the corn is harvested. No fence corner should be allowed to harbor one thi itle. It, shouh be fer reted oit wherever it shows its prickly lead, arter whieh there will be none to kill if o11 canl induce tile uniltaIbors ta treat It in the same way, likely to (lo after they witless your success. lKiUIT FIIoM4 llu~nRN T1iuEIN.-[ wr oi to desoribe to y'ou a niethiod of nurikling fruit trees bear, that I b~lmIIZered oil. Sonmc fifteent years a1Le ? had1 a small apple tree that luned ci onishleratbly. I dlrove a steak oeshile it, tied a string to 1a Hmab, naid fatstenied it to theO statke. TIhe next year thlat illmb blossomed full, anld not another blossom app~learedh on time tree, and1(, 118 T1oml Hunker saidi, ''it set 111 to thlinkinig,"' and1( 1 came to the conicluision tilhat the string w'as so tliht thlat it preventedl time sapl retuirnling to the roots ; conlseqvenitly it formed fruit buids. I laying ia couple1 of pear tre'es. thalt we(re liarge enlouigh to bear butt had necver blossomed, I took a coalrse twine andt wounid it several times aroundl tile tree above the cord blossomed as whlite as snow,'andl tihere wits not one0 blossom ed1 belowv wihere tile cordi wias tied1. I have since tried the explerliment 0on sev oral trees, with 'he same result. I thinlk it is a1 muchei better way than cut tinlg off'tihe roots in early summlner, say3 June11 or July, wvind a str-ong twine around the tree, or a single lImb, andt tie it, the tihter the better, anid y'ou will be blessed with tile result;. the next inter or sprinlg tile cord may be taken elf. CA tv'res.-When calves comIo as twvins, and one is a bll while tile othler ia a1 ileifer, it is the best pl)Oicy to get rid1 of tile heifer, as veal or othlerw ise. She wvill never be likely to have a calf of her own. Th'lis only3 if her twin Is a bull cialf. PEIAl R'rm~.-Wood aishes malikes an1 excel lollt fertilizer for pear trees. Mixed coal and4 wiood( iashies 1may3 also be app11liedl w Ith ad vatatge. Ground bones0 are better for f ruit, trees of' ali kinds(1 thanii fcrmlenting manu~ltre. A Oturious Innu~stry. 'he princip~ai imhdisftry of time towni of W~,est Fahitouth, Maiss., is ting bine~iss tags wvithi hits of strinigs, by3 wichi file tags may13 bie aititached t o articles wichi requlire to lie iabeled. A correspond'nt writinlg from thmat village say~s: "Theiuse tags arc cut elsewhtere and1( sent in bulk to Wecst Fah mloth. 'Thle stinmg is alsoC senlt inl skelis. 'The hbusiness ihere is to cuit tile strinlg in suitable lenigths, tie one 1m11 each1 tamg and1( return it t* tile manulllfacturer inl Iloston. Tlhis sounds(1 siip lough and( smatili enlough, and( yet it, fuirnishles occupiati',n to betw~een th~ree hlundIred amnd four hlundred1 persons, and( inv'olves an) eilaborate sysetem of book keepinlg. Th'ie buineiiss has been Carriedl on by a woman for the last twent~y ye'ars. TIhe orders whiichl were 01nes pu1 in a bushel basket now requtire'large freight boxes, amloun~t to an aggregate of forty iiilln of tags in a yeair. Th'ie little pink strinigs are reeled off and~ cut in givenl lengthms andi bunches, eachi bunch havinig 1 01 strings. These strings are given out b~y. thle',010, to gether with a corresponding numnber of tags, to peop~le coming to time oilice for thenm, and( are paidl for at tile rate of twelve to seven teen1 0ce1t8 a thlousiand. Y'oung children tie with their mlothers, and( evemn 0old 1men1, and( it is tile great sourlce of pin1 money03 in the commul~unity. " The Ini~uencie of OChmatto The inflneno - of oilmato up~on a e->nstituttion subjeeod to a trying elhango in atrnosphlorio conmditIin, in water. and in food, Is often marked and disatrous. Disorders of the bowel. and of the liver, frequently termina ting fatally, are pruo to attack tile tourist by land or voyager bysea in unmeustoned lati tudes-more parttelarly thoso near the eqma tor. The best medicinal protection gat irregularitiee of the bowels, stomach ant lver, not only from the above, but whateter eauise arising, is flostetter's iltomaoh Bitters, a medicine in wide and increasing demand in sulty portions of this hemisphere, and also In the tropics. Travelers, emigrants, dwellers, and empoarysojournera in malarious die. . teleta*naa is wav areanaasafeg. a d. 'TIE IIOUsEiOL). i"atur SYtuis.-or cherrv syrt only the dark red sou r cherries Iould be used, and for rasperry syrups the red berries, as they contail the most Juice and have the a Ochest flavor. All fleshy and juicy fruits contain pectin, which sibstance causes the fresh Juices to be slimy an1d to gelatinize if boiled With SI11r, 1111 Ifterwlrds cooled. Whena asyrup made of fruit juice con talis soeie of this pectin, it Is certain soon to mould and to spoll; therefore the fruit Jnices have to be freed first from the pectin before they are mnade into syrups. 'tihle pectin has to be do colposed, and (his Is done by fermon tattion. The ruits are first crushed and set aside for three or four days in an earthen j:tr, the mass being stirred once a day vith a wooden spatula. Tie Juice is now pressed out (and set aside again for a few days, until fernenta tion Is completed and the Jutice appears clear. In order to detect any uindex.om Posed pectin, a little of the juico is mixed with a concentratted soluation of Iagnesiui sulph to, when, if anly pectin is present-, it will congeal or gelatinize, or at flueculent precipitate will seiparate. The *Juice, mixed with twice its volume of ninely per cent. alcohol, should formit a clear solution. Tilo juaico is then filtored through pa per. It' to the crushed fruit two por (cit. of sugar is adhled, fermentatt n will go on more promptly, and the for niated Juice wili filter more rapidly. In flie parts of this filtered Juice ine1 parts of the best w1hite sugar Is ails solved by the aid of heat, tie tempera turo Is radsed to the boiling point, and tho solution strained while hot. No iron vessel should be used. The vessel containing the syrups is set asidoI in a cool plAe for a day. The syrup Is now filtered into perfectly dry bottles of convenient size; the bottles are tl itly corked and laid oi a siielf in the cellatr. The syrups thus prepared will keel for one or two years. PIANrItnY.- "Th' pantair ay h ylves atre gett.iig grInIlly 'or 1h1ge-a ar'ka 1k mnad the o ar- a un:a knlioa)') :11-v look ing clrk 1 b(1a Ir. For I lek of' time t'y 1a leat shy :afe'lr day, for11 ii Lz hard work io stour :;al 11. ie in, 'and it wears t e iait, too. Now sui1(os tha housve %e has her bote It' f, Sp'rits of :am o1 i:a if ta ;e; Zhe 1take a ba.asii) of wvater and a cleang cloth, just pluts olt a1 few drops of the i1land anal wipes oil' all tile dirt; it is worth more than a half 'iy's labor, aid does not hurt the palInt ( it her. She could piut it few 'rops in wt-r dish water, and sco how 'casiIy the dishes are cleatned; at fe drops would Clean all tile windows in the sittiang rooml, makinog them shine like crystal. It would take the stains olf the tea Spoons, anrid it teaspoolful in the mop pall will (10 more in washing up tile kitchen than tel pounds of elbow grease sapplied to the inop handle. A hotusewif'e has just as much right to make hr work easy amd expeditious as her hillhld has. If sh1o (toes not (10 it, tile f'ault Is her own in a great leas u Ile. Cniow-Cjow.-One peck green toma toes chopped iflue; spiikle one 0u of salt. over them and let stand over nigit; ill the ,morning drain it aj colander, add eight green peppars clopped 1110, on1e cup of' white sugar, cover with viegar andi boll twenty mninutes. Chop tile six laigo onions; two buances-the white p1art-of celery, with three or four red poppers. Add to the other in gredients, whct cool and drained, a cup of Iixed mustard, wIhatevear spice 3ou1 like -a - tuos m .l-u ur-rIa uan. ait lito a stone jar, cover wit cold viinegar aind tie dIown tighatly. To PmaKLE( CUCU Mlnsus.--Gather every3 daty. Place it some weak brine over night,. In the morning pult ini a porcelainl kettle, wvith a small bit of alum. Cover wvithl good Cidler vinegar. Let them11 stand( on the stove long eniough to get he~ated thriouagh. Puit ini stone or glass ,jar's atd seatl tlghatly while hot. Put up ini this way thley are as good and( fresh'ais whlen gather'ed from tile vines. We iaavo used this r'ecipoe for years, sand never failed 0once. Tr'iy it. A DEm'LCloUs V EGET1AUi.E. SOUP.-Fi'y two turn'iips, two carr'ots and( two 01n10ns in a little butter ; well wash a pint of' iitils, and boil thleml with tile tuirnips, carrots and~ onions in a qjuar't of water' till perfectly tender, thena adld a plit of water and rulb through a sieve; add peppler. salt and( a spoonif'ul of mush rooni ketchup, also a small lump of sugar, abotat half tihe size of a wvalntut.. Boil a quaisrter or anl hlour, and( serve with or' withiout rice. in~ATTL'JE1ORo FRI~C~sE.-Tiake two chickens, cut them tup neatly, and lay them in a skillet iath two slices of' thin-cjit ham11, two smtall onions, and a few bladles of mace, seaisonlaIg wvith pepper and satlt. Add a little water, and plut on a quick flre. When about half1 done1, add1( at pint of cream, and a lump of butter the size of a wathlut, rolled iaa flour. Keep conistanlthY stirring until MiXED PIzCxilis.-Soatk small onions and( cucumnber's ina salt atnd water tean days (one pint of aluma salt to oneo-half bushel of pickles); cabbage,caualillower anid strlag beauns, twenty-four hours in the brine. T1o four gallons of the best vlnegarl put one of sporap or molasses 01n0 red( 1ppp1er, sicoes atnd mustar(d seed, if you ike ; scaild all together, aind pour11 on tile pickles wihile hot, arinse time pickles after' thec briine. Thiey will keep the yeatr r'ounfd. CoRNs are at nisiance on anyl paart of the foot, buit sare especIally so Oin the bottom. JIn this latter ease relief is at' forded by wearling a cardboard solo unader thae foot with a hole in it where the corn rests. T1his can only be (1011 of Course, by people whto wvear loose fitting shoes. .lNDIAN CIe'aAu.-int two qularts of milk, thena stir in 0on0 cupl of 1mo018 sos, a smnall cup of line corn meal, two beaten eggs aind a little salt. Cook si0lowl One hor'. If iteemas too thick, thlin It with. a little cold water. WVEAR flannaels WInter and( Summer ; never mind1( the heat, youa will 8001n be comel used( to it and will be les suabject to colds a1nd lng trouables.. 15 IT PossIBLEI that a remedy made o utch common, simple plants as Hops 2Buchu, Manadrake, Dandelion, &c. make so many and snob miarvelotus amd wonderful cures as H~op Bitters do ? It mtst be, for whent old and young, rIch an ipor astor and Doetor Lawyer and Edtr, all testify to baving been cured by them, we must believe and Ioubt no longer. See other eolun. IIABIKS ought to be well taken care of; their system dhoes not allow the slightest neglect, I your Baby suffers from Colic or Bowel Disorders, procure a bottle of Dr. Buill's Baby Syz up a imple but always reliable remedy. Only 25 cents, d' OI roP Fever and Agi1e Intermittent or Remittent Fever, use Dr. D. Jay no's Ague Wnture. a standard rema tha at ut'tw WIT AND IlUMOR. A IIAPY FAuLn-.v.-TPhe other even Ing at 9 o'clock a policeman found a failly of live persons and two old trunks under a shed near the foot of S ecoud street, waitiig to go up the river or a wood-barge which wotildn't leave intil the next Forenoon. Tite mani had both laln(dS pressed to his face, the womain was wiping her eyes on a handkerciulel and all the children were squalling. "'What seems to be the matter?" In quired the oficer as lie halted among them. "Oh, ikothing mnuch," answered the man. " L'ye got the julmpin' toothache, but it allits slacks up on me about mid night." "What ails youir wife ?"1 "Ol, she's kinder tired out and ner vous, but aa sootn as site gets a good rest for hker back agin the wood-pilI she'll go to sleep and forget all about it. She's all right, she 1.'' "But the children are crying," con tinund tile oflicer. "Yaas, kinder crying," replied the man, "but that's nothing. That boy Augustus Cosar lie wants a stick of gum, but he'll soon chaw himself to sleep on a sliver. The next one, Chas,. Henry, lie's howlin' 'cause I wont buy himi a rockin-horse, b' soon's [ get time to spank him he'll Curl down and go to dreamin' of ar -is. That gal, Minerva, has got her meinth made up for fried cakes and n 'I1 but I'll give her a bite of pork am' .)read front the trunk and she'll never .-now the differ ence. We are kinder sprawled out hero and seem to be kinder afillicted, but we are a reg'lar happy family." A. noY, apparently very much agi tatted, rushed into a house and said to the lady : "I doi't watn't ter alarm yer, but I've got big news. The man sent ie up from the livery-stable to tell yer." "Good heavens i what is it?" "Why, you know yer little boy Aleek, what the m11ani can't keep outent the livery-stable 'round the corner?" "Yes, well?" "I told Aleck just now not to go Inter the stable among the horses, but Ie woulhin't mind mie."2 "Oh I dear, what has happened ?" "lie said he wanted ter see what a uile 'ud (to when yer tickled its heels with a straw." "Oh I heavens," gasped the lady, and clung to the mantel for sup porG. "Well, sir, yer boy Aleck got a straw, snuck up behi' a sorrel mule, tickled him on the heels, an' - The lady started for the door. "An' the blamed critter never lifted a hoof," called the boy, "Never so much as switched Its tall. It's a mighty good thing for Aleck that ie didn't, too; an' I thought I'd come up an' tell yer.'' A nd he dodged out at the side entrance. A PIhixcxlY OFjEn.-Whe hle catnte in, in answer to ati a:lvertisement, tle a!vertiser ivited himn to take a seat, I hate dId. ' it have had Soume ( xVi rwn -o :1, .1 S!b-tor, eh ?'' "Yes.. sir; I have be ni I the Iusi live years." -Well, you're Just l. man1 for mie. I want a llrst-cla~s collector-some fel low who will glide romuid pretty rapidly and not get drink.'' "I never drink ; andl as for gliding around, I'm Just the boss.'' "Well, then, you may start right off. I'm a prominint man. I'm known all over. Now, you are to make a collec tion for me. Say I'm dangerously sick and haven't money .10 bly medlicine. You can raise a hundred dollars inside it for your trouble." Thie man glided out. [iarsu landlord (to his n- w secretary) "Doyle, dl'ye hear I I wan t you to send a telegram--at ontce, mond1--to O'Bran, ordering him to quit the farm. Doyle (after a moment's reflection )--"Sor, might I ask your honor to write out thte tiligram? Sure, if I wrote It milself that owldl O'Brian would know ml handwrlting, and I'd be shot dead as blazes, sor." Scx: Ilighland Ferry ; wild sea; farmer going to muarket, an d ferry-mant. F'armer-"She's lery, fory stormy whatever, Baldy. Do you sink she'll get over, ta boat ? Ferry-man-"A y, goot storm, fery goot storm, too, Muais titer M'avish. iHeck, bitt she'll try, she'll try." Farmer-"Ah, but she wouldna like ava to be trowned an' lost all her mtonish !" Nw' Beauty (uinversed as yet In the mysteries of high life) : "Whio's that wonderful old gentleman?" Tihe Cap tain: "Sir Digby de Rlgby, a Hlamp shire baronet; one of the oldest In Eng land ; James the First's creation; you know." Newv Beauty (determined to be surprised at nothing) : "[ndeed I How wvell p~reser ved lhe is I I shouldn't have thought him more than seventy or eighty." SCENE, "The Row." lie on the cob: "I lallo? A gay-looking animal you 'ye got there, Otis!"G Gus (on showy Fle bald-a regutlar "Myers''): "llaw I Ya-as, you see IPve taken chamubers in the circus for thte season, so I thought Pd have a nag to match!I" Tiux Nxw P'ono.-Mstress-"Why, Eliza Jane, whatever has become of (lie cold p)Ie!" El~iza Jane-"'Oh, that memi? Why, I see in the papers asecold pie was pisont if~ kep', and so I-well, morm-i give It to the policeman I" How TO GwT Smck.-Expote yoursel. day and night, eat too much~ withou' exeroise; work too hard without rest;~ doctor all thte time; take all the vile nostrums advertised ; and then you will want to know flow TO GET WELL. Which Is answveredl In three words 'ake hop flitters!I See oilher column Trul fact that Uragin & Co., Philad'a., Pa. (Dobbius' Electric Soap,) confi dently base, their claims on the merits of the soap, andl only ask a trIal, speaks volumes. We know that the soap tells a good story. T1ry It. THE woman's friend" is what Dr. Buill's Baltimore Pills may be termed, for every woman that has once used themt will not be without them. Trsth, Ia MIghty. As thte little leaven h11( in .fae mns uire ef meal, made all leaven, so trum(th gradutally overcomes all doubt and dis ceie. lien Dr. Pierce, of Buff'alo, N. Y., annmoumncd that hia Favorite Prescription woutld posItively cure the many diseases and~ weaknesses peculiar to women, Pomno dloubted, and ooniued to employ the harsh and cautstio local treatment. But thte mighty truth gradum, allyr became ack nowlethgd. Thousands oladies who htad uselessly undergone untold tortitres at the hands of diff'r. ent physicians, employed the Favorito Presori ption, and were speedily cured. Many phtyslelans now presoribe it in their practice. So sanguine is Dr. Pierce of its power to eurl, that he nlow sells it through druggIsts undler a Dosi. tiva gnarantae. A ijonusnieut of Gold nould be or(cted in memory of the Inyontol Pf "Anakosis," the great external Pilo Rtonb. oily. Mr. James J. Bassett, of Erie, Penna., wr ites as follows Messrs. NEUsTAEDTEI% & Co.: ONTLEIMEN-Eiolosodl fidla P. 0. order fot $1.00, for which seud box Assakesis. I have used two boxes and feel it my duty to say to you that by tle unso of 3our simplo reedy I save been raised from the brink of des pir to the joyful ho o of soon being able to declaro nysolf otirely cured. One month's trial, at the iall oxpenso of tie cost of ono box of Aniakosis has given me moro roliof than two years doctoring with our best physicians hore. Surely a monumont of gold should be erected in memory of tie inventor of Anakosis. Bond at once if possiblo. I shall be pleased to reply to any one who Inquires as to the merits of your valuable med icino, should you see fit to publish this. Sincerely your servant, JAMIs3 J. BAnsT'rr, Erie, Pa. "Anakosis" is sold by all druggists. Price $1 por box. Samples sent free to all sufferers on a )plcation to "Anakesis" Depot, Box 8946 Now York IF Youl IUver is Disordered Hooftadu's Ger man Bitters will set it arighL IN You are Dyspoptl Ho0Jand's German BiWtere will cure you. VIcAi (to inebriated churcliwarden) -Dear, dear, Mr. Jones, I aln deeply grieved to see youl In this state; why, you're so drunk yott Cait't even stand. Inebriated ohtrchwarden (evIdently misurlerstandlng)-Cain' t slttand, I s(ould think not. Yer ought to know yerselt better thati 'spect me to, when yer know I have beon paying all day, and Its your turn now. It's mean on yer to 'spect it. IF TnouDT.LE with Constipation, takoBoof and's German Bitters. IF You Would Enjoy Good Health Take Ufoofland'a German BWers. Hieskell's Teter Qrntinent Will eure overy form of Totter. Fon PnwLPa on the Face, use HWskell's Tel er Ointment. It never fails to remove them. Oakland Female Insti'utes NORRISTOWN, PA. WINTRIC TELSM WIlL, IN08 8E l'TEM BElt 9, 1879. Wor circulat aoares. J. GREllit RlAIA)TON, Principal. 00 NOT BEGIN YOUR SINGING CLASSES BEFORE EXAMINING L. 0. EMERSON'S NEW BOOK, THE VOICE OF WORSHIP, wit ia containing a large assdI valtablecollection of Church 5tusic iii alto loris of Tunes aind Antlsesms. it in perfectly litted for the Sin0l:g School and Con veni adon bye ela ge ulier rf Song, Dlots, Gh~os, &o., anti Ito well snado Riletasry Course. Price $9.00 per dozen. Specimen copies mailed fOr $ 1.00. snt for circuias and cat alogues, withs full list of standard Sin alosg School Books. Tie new 0cent edition of Pinafore (complete) sells fintely, andi ratinlitya ($2.00.) Sorcerer (I t0), Trio) by J ury (o cti.), are in constant deinand. EMERSON'S VOCAL METHOD, Oy L,. 0. FEmeraos, (1-50) Is a valuable now book for Voice Trainisg, containg all list essestialt of stud(y, plesnty of oxereis-4, tusd plain expitisatllois, and costinig niucit less itan time larger works on ils samsuo subject. sumbscribie now for tile Alaesicat Record, anti receive weektly all the news, ansd plenty of gootl iussic for 62.50 per year. lit res-W .tu Rolxs, a clsasing asow sastlay .clmoel Sonsg Book. Oliver Dltson & co., Boston. J.M. DITSON & CO. 9M Chestnut St., Phila. EXODUS To the best lands, in the best clImate, with the best markets, and en the best terms, aleng the lie of R'y. 3,000,000 A C RES Mainly in the Famous RED RIVER VALLEY OFTHE NORTH. On long time, low prices and easy payments. Pamphlet with full information mailed free. Apply to D. A. McKINLAY, Land Com'r, Mt. P. ME. 4 M. Rt'y, Mt. PaulS, Mins.. HOP BITTERS, (A Medieine, net a Drink.) COxTAraS HOPS, hUCHKUs MANDRAKI, DANDELION, AmP2 'um msT AND BxsT Mzoroar, Qv~~rs o1 ArLr OruUa BrTrmas. 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Timo Double Sheect ( RgltPage) Satuirday muimibot svill be soet froo f pos tiiit to any alilreur r 8100 a yotr.,ammi contain, boa Ides timo news of timedcay, siasco i lam ous rendleig mat ter or a interestiug char aoter. PREMENT CIRCULATION AVERAGES 5-1,000 DAILY. Specimen Copies SENT FREE to any Address THE RECORD, PIHILADEL1E1KA. When Trade Is Dull, Judicious Advertising Sharpens It. HOW TO ADVERTISE. A&- Seo PETTENGILL. WHEN TO ADVERTISE. r-g See PETTENUIItIs. WHERE TO ADVERTISE. EW Boo PETTENIIILL W HOMPa TO ADVERTISE TI1OU0I. R See PETTENGILL. GO TO a7 PARK now, NEW YORlK, and AV- See PETTENGILL. BLATCHLETS PUMPS The Old Reliable STANDARD PUMP For Wells 10 to 75 Feet Deep. New Price Ist, Jan. 1,1879. ADDRESS C. G. BLATCHLEY, 440 MARKET Ntreet, Philada. ror any case OlREWARDof Bleeding Bind. Itching, or Ulceratedu 11ilell thant, Doinet~gma 14i Itemecly fails tocure. (Gives Ininidiato relief, cures cases of long standing In I week, end ordin r aP es a Inda aidr'tuue. rf rV a ottle. 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Honors of 70: LatIn ltat aory, at La fayette 0 Oelege; Honorary Oratem at Princeton. Prinolpal. 194 AD VEBT[ Tnetdin ANY OR ALL of the tory for O.NE TIME, or toi positions, whioh aire Oal -LOWEST PRIOI S. M. PE TT EI at either of ti New York, PEnhHa ESTIMATI f'or A dvertiet rs without obspaegoo TION of Newspapers; or fo A NY Oi~' y, Towk,4 Advertlsepemt iii the'Dept lesli S. M. PETTIE From the Honorable Tiarlow Week INDORSING DR. RADWAY'S I. R, REMEDI-E& AFTER USINO 7EM FOR OITURAL YXAME. Niw Tour, Jan. 4, 181. DEAR SIR.-Havin for several years used your medicines. doubtingly at first, but altr OxpOil encing their eilcacy, with full conlidence, it iL no less a plosire than a duty to thankfully acknowledge the adyantage we have derived from them. The p)11s are resorted to as often as occasion r, 1ures, and always with the doe Sired effect. '11wo R-dy Heliet cannot 1A et ter described thain it Is by its name. We 6pply the liniment frequently and freely, almost in Variatly finding the promisoid "Relief." Tru~ yours, (Signeq SADWAY. 'IURLOW WER)D. R. R. R. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF CURES THE WORST PAINS In from Oine to 20 Minutes. NOT ONE nOUR after reading this advertisemnut need any one SUFFIIR WITH PAIN. Radway's Ready Rellef to a CUre few EVERY PAIN. It was the nrst ant' U The Only Pain Remedy that instantly stops the most exoruciating onS, (1he Inflammations and tares Conges. oob wehr of tho Lumi , Stomach, Bo%% e14 or other glands or organs, one appltoation. IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES, no ratter how violent or excruciating the pAIn, the RUIRUM ATIC, Bed-ridden, infirm, Crippled. Nervous, Nouralgio, of prostrated with diseasE maY suffer, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD'INSTANT EASE. 9IFLAMMATION OF TH KIDNEYS INFLAMMATION OF TIE BLADDER INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS CONGE4l'ION QF Th LUNG$, SORE TILROAT DIVFIIUL'1' BRE IT1NG, hA LPITA'rION O F TUB HNART, HYSTERICS, CROUP. DIUTJEliEiA CATArAII, flhl"URNZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD QU1ILLS A(GUR CHILLS, bHILBLAINS and FROST-BITES. The application of the Ready Rellef to the part or parts whore the pain or diffloulty exists will afford ease and comfort. Thirty to sixty drops in halt a tumbler at water will in a tow moments cure Cramps, Spasms, Four Stoilach, Hloartburn, Sicc Head achoe Diarrhea, Dysentery, Collo, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a botIe of Radway's Ready Relief with them. A few drops in Water will prevent sickness or pains from change of water. It Is better than Freneb Brandy or Bitters as a stimulant. FEVER.and AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. There [a not a remedial agent in the world that will oure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Biii'ous, Scarlet, Typhoid Yellow and other Fevers (aided 67 Radwnys Pills) so quick As RADWAY'S READY HBLIBF. 500 e. a bottle. Dr. Radway's Smeoplilin NOWem, THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER, FOR THE CURE OF CBRONIC DISEABE, SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HEREDITARY OR CONTAGIOUS, be it seated in the nungs or Stomach, Skin or Bones Flesh or Nerves, eorruptin< the solids and vitiating the fuid. Chronic Rheumatism, Scrofula, Glandular Swelling. Hacking Dry Cough Cancerous Aifeb tions yphil itto Cornp lain Bleeding of the Lungs, D'spcpsia, Water B rah, Tic Doloraux, Whito Swellings, Tumors, Ulcers,8Skin and Hip Diseases, Female Complaints, Gout, Dropsy, Bait, Rheum, BronchItis, Consumption. Liver Complaint, &c. Not only dem the Sarsaparillian Resolvent Boro '."'ousCntiionlan*Sin'De*a, but it is the only positive cure for Kidney & Bladder Complaints, Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes Urine, igh is Disease, lbuinura and in all eases where rthcre are brick dust, deposlts or the water 15 thick, cloudy, mixed with substanes Ilike the white of an egg, or threads lIke white milk, or there is a morbid, dark, bilious appear ance and whIte bone-duut, deposits, and when there is a pricking, burning sensatiba when pasig water, an psa in the small Of the baoh Sold by druggists. PRICE ONE DOrLaiE, OF TEN YEARS' GROWTH CURED BY D*, RADWAY'S .R EMEDIES. Dr. M~DWAY & 00.,82 Warren Street, NEW YORE. DR RADWAY'S Regulating Pills, Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with ewee stre nrgen.Radway's hills for the cure ofal disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels Kid. nes Bladder Narrous Diseases, Headache, Csipatot, stir'eness, nigetion, Dyspep Bowels, Piles, and all derangements of the in. ternal viscera. Warranted to effect a positive eury, ineral or deleterious drugs Ing fom disrders oth lestve Org~s Costipation, Inware les, Fullness Oft Nausea, Heart burn, Disgumst. of Food Fullness or Weight in the Stomacn, Sour Bructions, Sink. ings or Fiutterings nthe it O the Stoip h Breathing Flutterinft at the Heart Choking or Suflicati.g Sensations when in a lying postur Dots or Wob before the Sight, For and Dii Pain ini Head. Deficiency of PerspiratinYl lowness of Skin and Eyes, Pain intJeBis Libs ad sudden FiuhAes of Ileat, I)unn A few doses of RADWAY'S PILLS wil free the system from all of the above named Gsr& era, .rice to cents per box. Bold by Druggiste W' ftoad "False and True," end a ltesamp to r.DWAY a GO., NfA Information worth thoti sW~Il.egt ye eonfer. a favoruoa h Adverr &ees andth Publisherbyutatngthatahe~saw theadver.. tisement Sn this lournal Inaaing the paper SEMENTS Newspapers namned in their Dlreo. ONE YEAR, in the best 'efully Watohed, at the ~,On applicatfon to IQILL &C00. telr offices In Leiphin or Boston. ii; MA D~i indotion Ii a 0I1oz10E BEEE(!. 1' the 1AEST Newspapers ill 2culity or Seotion, loes, at Vny Reona~ble Rates. JOGI1L & CO.