The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, September 09, 1879, Image 4

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Duel With a Shark. It seems that a 8ihly named the "Southern Trader," from l.ivepool, with a cargo of coal, had Just dis charged her freight at a port of the iarbadoes, when the crew who had been engaged in the dirty ,work, re. solved upon a bath, and accordingly ventured into the sea. The coral shores o1 larbadoes abound in sharika, and the flrst unite of the ship who remained on board, espied one of these monsters mtakiug toward the men before they had been ten minutes in the water, and instantly gave the alarm. The sailors hastened toward the boat. which the mate had sent to them. and all succeeded in getting safely on board excepting one foremost; hand-he was the last of his companions to reach the boat. Just as he was about to lay his hands upon the gun wales the shark seized him in his capacious jaws and litterally bit him in two, instantly swallowing a portion of the body and the lower limbs. The upper part of the body was taken on board, but of course life became ex tinct immediately. The crew in the boat were almost crazy with excitement and horror. There was one among them, however, who said nothing, but gazed first. at the remembered body and then at the spot where the shark's black dorsal In showed above the surface of the water. It was the chum of the poor victim, they had been constant friends for many years, and the bitterness of Ils feeling made him for the moment liite dumb. In the meantime the insat.lable shark was swimming hither and thither through the blood-stained water in search of the remainder of his prey. The rest of the crew were only too thankful to be safe in the boat, but not so with John IiQdge, the dead man's chum, who was seen to hasten on board the ship, where he entered the cook's gallery and having secured a long sharp butcher's knife, made his way back to the boat now along side. "Look ye, messmates," said he cool ly. "I'll kill that, devil, or he shall eat me, too!i" Saying whih lie took the large knife between his teeth and leaped fearlessly into the sea. It was all done aso quick ly that no one could have interfered had they been so disposed, but all look ed at each other in silent amazement at, such temerity. 'Thue moment that the lItrepid sea uan struck the water, the shark saw him and made for the spot. Both were equally eager, the one forl hIs prey, the other for vengeance. The monster was soon beside his enemy and quickly turned half upon his back, after the manner of his tribe, to seize Ilim la his terrible jaws. But John Ilodge was self-possessed, and at that instant dove beneath the shark, at the same time thrusting his long knife deep Into his belly causing the water to be dyed all about them with his blood. lie man aged to give the monster two telling wounds before lie again eanme to the surface. The enraged flisl bec'anue con fused, and his adversary avoiding la heiad, gave hIm rep)eated sta"bs wvit,h the buuteha0r knife. Th'le shark retired for a moment. out of' the bloody circle that no0w surr'ounded thiemu, followed in gal lant style by the sailor. Sooni the tIsh turned and camne at hhn:u again. The men in the boat and on the 8ship held their very breaths in the intensit,y of their excitemeant, at tile strange duel between mana and lish. Tlhe whole scene thus far had scarcely o(cupied three minutes of time, and tihe mnen were too much coinfutsed to at t.empit to assist thecir dar'ing comrade. As we have said, the sea-maonster had turned, and was augaini miaking toward( t,he sailor', but, the hat ter~ so far f'rom realizing anuy fear', sceemed to have gamn ed1 confidence dutring the bri'ef' encou n h er, and as the shark appr'oached lham onace more lie dlove beneat,h him, mad in ileted t,wo vital stabs in the bowels. The water became red wIt.h blood in all directions, and those in the boat began to think that, their comruade had beeni w~ounded. 'Thiey got Out oars, amnd wvere now pullini ag towards him. As they approached they saw that, the AIght was over, tad the shark was turning upon its back, anid hashing the wvater slowly with its tail. It was the death throc I John lodge was takena on board, excited, and1( much fatigued, baut unlijured. A botahbok was at tached to the shark, anad he was towed to the beach, where lhe wa',s drawni upi upon1 t.he sand1(. le was Opened0(, and the lower poirtion of the (dead mant's body was takea out and1( beinlg illaced with the rest of' the corpse it was dhe een tly buried. Neithaer John Ilodge, nor the crewv of the "'Sotuthern TIrader" will 1over' forget this duel with a shark at Barabadoes. Suispended't Animatitonl. The nitrate of amy'l bemng a power'ful agent In quickenIng the haeart-beat, a few drops of this drug have a po0w erful innluence in restoring the f'unc tions of the0 hieat inl eases of drowing, hanging or fainting. It is suggestedh, therefore, that it should ali ways be used3( whenever attemplts are b"lng made(1 tol r'estoi'e to life an indIvidual apparent,ly dead, or when it is desirable to sett.le the question as to whether a peorson is really dead or nlot. The eafuilfI thought of' being buried allive has haunted the human race since its ear'i lest days, and the dhiscover'y of some1 means by which the risk coutld be, If nlot evaded, at least greatly dJimhiihhed, would prove an ineffable boon to man kInd. Dr. T. Lauder Brunton, to whom we have referred this suggestion, con siders it to be a good one0. lHe adds that in ascertaining death the nItrite of amyl might be used along with thme cord test of-tying around the finger. If the ofreulatley ha,s entirely stopped, the ligature never becomes any thicker; but it he ciroulation continue, how ever slowly, the finger tip beyond the ligature will sooner or later begin to swell., -"-The t3tate Utilverslty at Oxford, Ms.. had 819 students last emsio Catching lons Hunkers. This fish, although poor eating, on account of its many bones, Is of great economic value, because of its use as a fertilizer for the fields, and also for the quantity of oil extracted from it. It is found in immense quantities from the Carolinas to Maine, and receives a different name in almost each State. It varies in length from eight to fourteen inches, and in weight from ten to twen ty ounces. Striking the Southern coast in April, It reaches Montauk in the beginning of May, and spawns soon after coming in shore, in this respect closely res^mbling its cousin, the her ring. TIes' fish swarm in countless shoals everywhere on our Atlantic coast, and fishermen have testified to having sailed for forty miles in slgnt of one vast body of menhaden. E0very bay and river mouth is filled with theu each summer, and they are captured with the greatest ease. Swimming at the surface and exposing above water the dorsal liII, as does the shark, the schools are discernible at a great distance. They are the prey of blue tish, sharks and other voracious fish, as well as sea fowl. Many men and ves iels are engaged In the menhaden fish ery, and, lin addition to sailing crafts ieveral steamers are now following this trade. The tish are dipped out of sea, loveral barrelasfulI at a time, bya pecu liarly cornstrueted net, and when land ed, are boIled in large pots, the oil be ing extractedi and the residue used as manure. The oil is largely used by tanners, as it, fIlls the pores of leather, neutralizinlt the excess of alkali, and leavIng the skin pliable and soft. It is also largely used in the manufacture of soap, and forms a chea) and excellent substitute for linseed oil in painting where coarse work is wanted. It is used also, we regret to say, in adultor ting more costly oils. In addition to its various trade values the menhaden is used largely as bait, espelally for eel-pots and blue fish. It is remarka ble how the seas are stored with food for man's use, and how constant and regular the supply is, but there is a nossibilhty of overdoing the catch, or of Iriving away by careless and filthy iabits the su)plie' which nature has furnished us. The veteran fisherman iotht Green, recommends highly the >ronised entforcement by the Canadian Jovernment, witlin the three-mile Limit, of a penalty against throwing Ash garbage overboard. Fish are par ic,llar. A small portion of decompos ng matter dropped into an aquarium vill cause tllei to remove as far as )ossible from the source of annoyance. L'Ie loss of our i-shoro fisheries on the \'ow England coast may, perhaps, be tscrihed to over-lishing and throwing )ilensive matter into the sea. Denver's Fifty-nine6r. The man who staked out Denver is he m1ost. nu11meoroUS person iII Colorado Doming out on the Kansas Pacific, I net hiin for the first time on the train. 11 went to Denver in 1859,1' he said, sitting dow n in a seat beside me, "and staked out the site of the p)resent town.'' " W hat wais there of it, then ?"' I asked. "T'J.wo albode'oubises,threOe or fourSpan ishi wvomen, a MexIcan horse thief, and miyself. TJhie rush hladnl't commnenicedl then,. I etayedl awilIe on1 Cherry Creek, anId then I wenit South. Before I went I sold tihe alte of the present city for an old silver watch, a sack of meal, and1( Tile next timle I melt hiim wasIn Den ver. On tis occasioni he was a sorrel complleioneCd creaiture, with smiall gray eyes and a p)archmnent face. lIe xjpit out a hulge chew of tobacco, pre p)aratory to lying withI greater ease, leaned back and began: ''1 camne to Denver in 1859O,and staked out thlis great and bustlIin1g town ye see alronnid ye. Stayed arotund here for awhile aniti then sold1 it for'a l al 1sl yer* watch anld a1 mlustang, and1( if i'd held on tO it, i'd been a1 Uniited Staltes Senator' or stithiin' of that sort now, but so luck goes." .I looked at himn a mlomenIt but, he did not, wince. The lie was so old1 that lie felt a certauin coin fdenice in its health and1( vigor. Two or three dlays aifterwar d a man Caime into miy oflce. "' IIame ini," lie said, "to see If you woui( lIke to haive the expertenice of a plineer. I'm more thani a barnacle;i 'mn a pre-Aduamite. I 'ye been in the inues for- thirty years and1( i'm (lie first, man that caine to i)enver. Whlen I struck ini here from the South, there were only two abode hionises ini the laice, anid I staked out tihe sit,e of the p!resent townl t.o work as8 Ia placer clalimI. I workd "D iid you comue here In 1859i."' "I did(."~ le answered. "'DId you sell your claim for an 01(1 sllver' watch and a broken down mule ?"' I ialuired. le looked at me for a moment wvith an mnjured aIr aind asked, '11cez aoime somebody been working up thisstory ?' ''ink a mianner," I answered. '"If you've got any spare time on your hainds you enn find the man on every street cornuer and1( ini every saloon inl town. if you are ink tile least success fuil you ill see three or four of him to.. gethier. Some of him is dead, some of hin has gone to Leadville, more of him thlinks of going to Gunison, a dozen of him are in San Juan, but there are still a nunmber' of' h1m1 around1 tile place. lHe Is of all siZes, shapes, colors, and ages, and the ')nly thing lhe agrees on is thkat he stalkedi out Denver and sold1 it for a silver wvatch and1( any other art,icle lie halppenls to think of at the0 time." The0 ioneer (departed1. I,angiuor, Its Cause and1( ttemuedy. The cause of languor, when it ins net tine im mediate L.r indirect conlsequence of positive disease, is traceable to a debilitating tempora. ture. Persons living in a waum, moist climate are peculiarl2 bject toit. Diminised phys tion are its characterIetics. Sometimes It Is acoompanied by undue relaxation of the bow els, and by dyspepuia or bilious symptoihe. A reliable remedy is IHostetter's Stomach liitters, a strengthening and alterative medicine de rIved from the purest and most eff acious vegetable sources, with a p re spirituous basis, pronounoed by 4minen$ bysioiana a mild- ind wholesome stfmlant. he Bitters, foremost of American Tonies. 1s largely used in the tI Opl, where the climate is very productive o debility, malatIal fevers, and disorders. of tha bowels, liver and dige-t... ...an. AGRICULTURE. THE CORRTcr WAY TO HAND SIE i'.-Thero is a right w ty and wrong way, a hard way and an oa way, an awkward and a skilful way catch and handle sheep. A great aa mhen will seize the sheep by the wo on the back with both hands, and 1 the animal clear from the ground "he wool only. Barbarous 1 Let so Shant grasp you by the hair of ye head and lift you from the ground the hair only I Would you not stru glo and squirm worse than the i sheep coes when lifte'd by the woc And would there not be a complaint a sore head for a week or two? If y do not believe it, try the experimet We have, slaughtered a great ta sheep !In years past, and wienu remhho It,* the pel's of such sheep as had be handled by the wool. we never rall to observe that beneath the skin whi ever the animal had been caught by t wool, blood had settled. In many I istances the skin had been separata from the body so that inllammnatlon w apparenlt. We have known proprietc L)f sheep to be so strict in regard to han ling t.hem, that they woula order a hi per from the premises If he were Latch a sheep by the wool on any pa of the body. Some owtiersof sheep d rect their helpers thus: "When abo to catch a sheep, move carefully t ward the one to Do taken, until you a Fulliclent.ly near to spring quickly au seize the boast by the neek with bo bands, then pass one hand around ti body, grasp the brisket, and lift ti sheep clear from the ground. TI wool must not be pulled. If the shei is a heavy one, let one hand and wri be put around the neck and the othi pressed against the rump.'' We ha always handlid sheep In the way : luded to. We never grasp the woc Dthers seize the sheep by a hind le then throw one arm about the body al. take hold of the brisket with one han, But ewes with lambs should never aught by the hind legs, unless they a liandled with extremno care. Wi sheep are handled roughly, especial 1f their wool is pulled, the small bruls tad injuries will render them mo wild and more diflicult to handle. RICOENr Investigations threaten apset some popular notions. It h ong been supposed that early cut he a. more valuable than thatcutlater. he judgment of tibe cows were a tea here would be no question about rney will leave the riper hay, and ov( ,eluso to eat it at all, if they can pr sure that.which Is cut earlier. In t writer's dairy the milk falls off mo haan 10 per cent. when the young ha .s changed for that cut two weeks late Vhiis Is sufliciont to support the genei )ipnion, in spite of chemical analyse hvhich goes to show that ripe hay cavier, more bulky ; and con tali nore nutritious substance than that c mrlier. Perhaps the operations of t hemnhist can extract more nutritrime Prom ripe haly than can the cow's stot tel ; but as young hay feeds more pr litably, it seems best to cut early. SENSIBLE SUGGsTION8 TO Ho 'InAirxats.-Never try to beat a colt I to doing a thing, for if nervous may turn out a vicious, horse, and atupld he may become stubborn. It member that by patience and genti ness he may be got to do anythilg th will not hurr him1. When the hor shows signs of shying at an object, not beat him but lead him up to it, a lowing hin to stand and look as t:omes closer; and after Ie examines a few times lie will not fear anythil of the khid againl. In passhing by hied,g wIth a colt, throw inl stones and at him until lie takes no0 notIce of t mnolse. Before putinlg onl aniy artic of harness, let your colt smell it, am thlen rub agaillist hiIs lIeadh, neck ai body. Always start a horse with t voice, never withl a cut of the w~lhi in starting, turn a little to 0110 att indh inl stoppinlg whenc going upl a i do tile same(1. IIARlNEs GAi,.L.-It ia a cruel thil to work a horse that has a neck woi raw by a badly fitting collar. It pt: tinIg horses that hayo been compariil tlvely idle during winter to the ha work of the 1)low anld tile harrow, pal futi anid unsIghtly SOres atre of tell cat: ed, which, unless cared for at omt p)rove of lonlg dluratlin, permanntlt dIsfIguring the animal. W ben Ihe 1a1) s01n first app)ears, give the hiorse a (l or two of rest. It Is better t;o (10 ti even if Important work is somewhat d layed. Chllorbde of zinc dliiuted1 wi fift.y parts of waler and1( alpplied wIth soft sponge, Is a good astrillgentc, ser ing to hlardien and3 touighen the ski But lite a'mll, the best way to pro0ve galilig is to have the collar, and eve p)art of the harness touchlinIg the hlors at perfect fit. Keep it well oiled a pliable. Then inure the anlimal to ha work gradually and !indl.y. S'friAw FOR F"oon.-A small quantl of straw might be lett to woerkIi horses without iujury. Straw fed on ont.e a (lay to a working horse is an e tirely diftferent tiling fromi straw mor0 lng, 11001 andi nighlt. And it is t samie with fattening anImals. WV milch cows it Is different, and they in be foci a conisideratble qumantity of stri anid not affect the llow of milk. Tr most importanmt tihing, amnd somfeti that is isumally nlegiectedl, is to keel) t sppetite of the stock anl wvays gocad. Ti is easily accomnplihed by judIcIous feeding straw anld lily toget,her. To CURE ScAns AND MANGE.-To ct' scabinl shleep rub with plaIn potrolet with a sponge three timnes a wveek. Dc can be curedl of mange in the same wI " ANAIRESIN'" Is an JnflUlible Curme for PI'les, Mr. Win. J. Andrews, of Columbia, Ton wrieos the following : Messrs. NaisAmian & Qo., New york : Osrars-FPor upwardt of 20 years I have he afflicted with then Piles. When 1 first to them they were blInd and very painful. I about ten years they continued as blind, th commenced bleeding Tihe hemorrhoIds c< tinued to Increase un til I was losIng at *ve steel fully a gIll of blood, and frequent while stanlding at my desk,the blood would r down ito my boots. I have had thiese lie] orrholds to last for several hours, in t meantime, like a drowning man, I was gran ing at everything, trying to find relIet.4 one occasion I bad them cauterized, whik after intense sufferIng for over a mnoni effected temporary relief, for a shiort tIme ot however. About ten months since, while stol,my yefell on an advertisement head in.Iarge ete, "Prues," "Send 2 cent stai an.d get cireular." I did so and received a f "Plain Blunt Faets" in reply, after readi which, I oonoluded it was such plain comm sense that I would give "Anakesis" a trial. did so and this result was, that after a f dave use, the bleedIng ceased and I have i su efred a miopent's pain since. It is saId ti "a follow feeling makes one wondrous klni 8o, knowing fuite a number of frIends as were sniering like myself. I distrIbuted qu a number of them, and from every one ceived a favorable report. I would not without "Anakesis" for a hundred tImes coat. To all who are afflioted with Piles would say : "GIve Anakesis a trIal and 3 will no longer be a sufferer." Wv. ,7. ANhwa "Anmakes" is sold by all first-class dri gist.. Price S1.00per box. Sent free by nr en 'receipt of price by P. Neustaedter& sole manufacturers of "Anakesle," Biox 81 New York. Bamples will be sent free to DOMESTIC. Ac FORD FOR TilE SICK.-ROast tnuttt a chickens, rabbits, calves' feet, gai iy fish, (simply dressed), and simple pt to dings are all light food and easily Iy gested. Of course these th ings are of of to be partaken of when the patient ft recovering. In making toast and wa by never blacken the bread, but toast 1me only a nice brown. Never leave to ,ur and water to aake until the moment by is required, as it'eannot thou be pr g.. rly prepared-at least, the patient ,% to be obliged to drink it warm, which l ? anything but agreeable. A mutt of chop, nicely cut, trimmed and broil DU to a turn, is a dish to be recommend It. for invalids; but it must not be serv 1y with all the fat at the end, nor must V- be too thickly nut. Let it be cook 31n over a fire free from smoke, and se ed up with the gravy in it between t r- very hot plates. Nothing is more d te agreeable to an ilvalid than smok - food. Never serve beef tea or bro d with thu smallest particle of fat as grease on the surface. It is better, aft rs making either of these, to allow "th d. to get perfectly cold, hen all the I ;.. may be easily removed ; then warmi to as much as may be require<d. Two rt three pieces of clean whity-brown pap . laid on the broth will ab.orb any grea It particles that may be floating on t u- top, as the grease will cling to the p re per. Id ELEGANT AND LXcILI.ENT ROLLs. Two quarts of flour, one-haiif cup of a e gar, a piece of butter or beef drippin IC the size of an egg. Scald one pint to sweet milk and let it cool; then maki i) hole iI the middle of the flour and po in the milk and hall a cup of yeast m teaspoonful of salt, and set to rise in warm place over night, or until ve -light. Then knead it and let it ri again. When well risen cut the ro ' half an Inch thick, shape round, spre "l. over each round a little melted butte and double it over so the roll Is a ht Jo circle, then rise very light and bal re Place the rolls In close contact in ti n baking pans so that they may keep y shape. r' Soir SoAP.--Three-qutirtors of pound of washing soda and a pound brown soap cut in small pieces; p to them in a large slon jar on the back as the range, when the range is not ye Y hot, and pour over i "ia pailful of c If water ; stir it once in a while, and aft It, some hours,when thoroughly dissolvc t- put It away to cool. It forms a sort mu jelly, and is excellent to remove grea U- from floors or shelves. to ro To WASu SI.K.-Silk will wash Y follows: Mix a quarter of a pound 1 honey, a quarter of a pound of s< al soap and a gill of gin ; lay each bread s, of silk on a1 wooden table, ani scrub is well with a brush and this iixtur 1s then lip it successively in two pails it soft water ; do not wring it, but hang io thus to dry, and iron between pap It when sufliclently dry. a ~ CIcKEN IN JEii.v.-Skil a lar chicken, cut the meat oil the bones 91 close as you can, season it as you wou t.. for i pie, put a meal crust over it ai C stew it in the oven for two hours; b if the bones down to a strong jelly, tc e. son, strain ofi' and ad(l a little gelatin c- line your shape with a little of t at jelly, and then Cut hard-boiled eggs se slices, together with pieces of hai ho and lay around- the mould ; fill it _wwith.chicken ; pour the jelly over, at t when cold turn it out. t To 'PREsERvE ELs.-Cut thlem piecs a1n(1 prepare themili as. for cookt. )thlen lay thleml in a jar withl good strol 1 ravy, half1 stew thlem, tie thenu dov closely, and thley will keep for E Liweeks. Thley shiould be well seasone intefrst plaIce, anad a little wine pj Ith them. ThelL jar mus5t not be open2 until tile eels are about to be use w iheni they shlold be stewed un RANcID RU-r-rrn MADE SwE*:r. one quirfrt of water add fIfty'-flve dro nof the elo ride of lime; thlen wa t,- thoroughly in tis mIxture of' rane a- butter. It must rem)ain In the mlixtul .d twvo hours. Then01 wash twice Iin pu i,.iwter and once in sweet miik ; add sa s. TIhle preparation of lime contains not1 e, inIg linjuriouis. ly To BLEACH CLo,oTHEs.-Ciot,hes can) a- bleached by pultting six Cenits' wor 13 of oxaillc acid into a gallon of boili: Is water, andc pIot.ring It over thei e- Stir thlem up andu let thlem remain ini thi till the water is cold, and thmen lay c a on tile grass to bleachl. n- No Goon P'REACHIiNG.-No man C lIt do a good job of work, preachl a go ry? sermon, try a lawv sui., weli, dloctoi e0, patient, or write a good article whl ILl he feels miserable and (lull, with elm rd gIih brain and unsteadly n)erves, a: none should make tile 'ittemnptin su a conditionl whlen it can be so ensi ty anld chleaply removed b l~ittle HI ig Bi tters. Seeoother coun', ly n- SPONGE PL'DDNo.-One pinit of ml] n.. One cup of 110our, 011e tablespooni 10 mlelLed butter, one tablespoonful sug. th) six eggs, yolks and whlites beaten se1 ty rately. I heat tihe milk, thlen stir In I ,w flour andt butter until it thickens. Whi lie you take it off tihe stove addL sugar a g yolks. Bake till done, and serve wv lie a rilch saule. MocKc MINE PIES.-OneO cup chopp 'raisins, 0210 cup of molasses, 0110 cap vinegar, 0one cup of iwater, at p)ice *butter tihe size of an egg, one0 teaspoc Ilful groulnd cInnamon, one of cloves a gsa little nlutmog ; let thIs come1 to a be roll fine eight small crackers and a thorn In. This will make thlree comm sized pies. SOFT GINGEIRBREAD.-One cup of1n lasses, a sponfr.l of saleratu)s anId c 'of ginger, a tablespoonful of buitteir lard, usinig a pinch of salt wvithI lar IDstir and addL a eup of boiling water a ka pint of flour, making a thin batti or Bake one inch (loop in a shoot. n- A GooD wvay to settle coffee : when ry iscool, after roasting, stir in tile whm ty, of one egg, which settles the wh< in batch. 'ry it a nd see If it is not bet1 than putting 0one In whenever made n ~ IsR AND HArrY-If you 'M h, stopm all Your extravagant and wro 'Yihies wvith expensive Ioctors or humbj *.ag cure-ails, thlat do harm always, and 1 op only' nature's simple remedies for sw your ailments-you will be wise, w~ ig and happy, and save great expen in The greatest remedy for this, the are I wise and good will tell you, Is H w Bitters-rely on it. See another c 01umn. ho MEDICAL men often puZZle the to. selves over the large sale that re Bull's Baby Syrup enjoys, Its gri be p)opularlty is clue only -to the excell<1 te qualities possessed by this househt me~Indicine. 25 CenIts. Fon PCOULA 1)N ALL IS POSMU, whetl dlcerations Of the Flesh-er Bones, Enlar Anentsoet the Joints Glands, SwOllin r ions, Tumors, &0. fir n1e's AlterftIv on een found .pteseIm nontt -mc .. B MUotlOn on th0 bleed it detoste virus olueous Dstinllem hic the itsea HUMOROUS. )n, COULDN'T STOP IIaE.-Tho gates at e, the passenger depots which shut out all id. people not having tickets for the trains di- .were recently closed at the Union de ily pot against an elderly woman wearing is spectacles and using an umbrplla for a fer cane. it "Can't pass without a ticket," said ast the man at the gate as she came up. It "I watnt to see if there's anybody on )p- that train going to Port Huron," she 11 answered. is "You can't pass without a ticket, on madam." ed "I've got a darter in Port Huron, I ed have."' ed "Can't help it, please. My orders are it very strict." od "I tell you I want to send word to nt my darter !" she exclaimed, adjusting vo her spectacles for a better view of the ls- official. ed "Yes, but we can't help that, you see. ti Please show your ticket. ' or "1 wan't this 'ore rali,oad to under er stand that I've got a darter in Port Hu In ron, and she's got a baby four weeks at old, and I'm going to send her word In 11p spite of all the gates in this depot.'' or "Please show your ticket, ma'am." or "I tell you once more-" sy "Please show your ticket, ma'amn." he She gave the old umbrella a whirl a- and brought it down on his head with all the vim of an old-fashioned log raising, and as he staggele:l aside she - passed hin and said: u- "There's my ticket, sir, and I've got gs more behind it. Mebbe one man and a of gate can stop me from sending word to a- my darter to grease the baby's nose ur -with mutton taller if the weather a changes cold but I don't believe it." a And she walked down the train, found 1Y some one going to Port Hluron, and SC came back carelessly humming the I1s melody of the "'T'hree Blind Mice." trl r. Tna stuck up exclusiveness of some tlf of these English noblemen Is positively e. refreshing. 'lie other morningj while 10 Lord Loftus was breakfasting at the 11 Palace hotel, ". solemn-looking chap across the table suspended operations on his section of broiled rubber and a ejaculated: "Lord I" The English of stranger supposed the sad man was ut about so say grace, but listead of that of the latter repeated, "Lord ?" "Are you i'y addressing me, sir?" inquired the new Colonial CGovernor. "I am, Lord. I or want to make a little business proposi tion to you. I've started about the red of hottest little watering place in the se whole State up in Sonoma county. Everything way up. Sulphur spring, bowling alley, pliano in the parlor as everythling. All I want is to advertise of it a little. Now I notice you Lord I'el >ft lors are lirst-class cards for hotels. t S'posinl' you come up and spend a few t days at my lay out. You can stay a of square month, if you like, and it shan't of cost you a cent-'ceptin' for drinks, If you are much on the imbibp. What y1 yer say?" "Well, by Jove I" said his lordship, putting up his eyeglass. ge "I know it's a square-toed, liberal ats offer, but I'm giving you the straight ld tip. All you will have to do is to halp d to carve, and mbbe sing a little with )Il the ladies and play billiards with the a- boys. If theru's a hop we'll make you e, floor-imanager, and-" he But the purse-proud autocrat had or in dered the rest 01 his meal sent to his u, room and walked frigidly out. These ,tp airy English never had any snap about Ad speculation, and that's a fact. WIT oftentimes finds a similarity in where plain common sense only sees a igs the dIff'erence between an ulster and1( ta baby, A Scotchaman, into whose brain ixa joke never enter's except by the help of' a surgical opecrationi, would reply, ptlerhiaps, that thme two thiangs are not in any wy to be comnpaired ; but the r'est of us can see p)la inly enough that the Ione I wear and Lihe other I was. ['o TJIHEY oCcied1 a rustle scat 'neathi the ps spr'eadilng elim, the pale moonbecams fell shi gently thr'ougha the leafy boughs, and 1(1 shedl o'er~ each their soft and silvery ra i.e diance. ''Darling," whispered the r'e poetic jeweler, "thou aurt like the it. matchless (diamonid, you ar'e so brilliant Ii- and so pur'e; and1( what gem do I re mInd you of, dleai'ie?"' "The emerald," she softly murmured, "because you are be so green." g "PRiOF(ssOR'," said the cheeky soph, *"Is ther'e any danger' of! disturbing the ut nmngnetic ciu'rents if I examine that coni pass too closely ?" And the stern Professor, loving his little joke, an li'ompltly r'espond(ed: ''NO, si'; brass 0(1 has n10 elfect whatever oan thorn," ' thereby scorIng three agaLin the unasus en pectiing man of ca'ibs. 1(d "TIiRanh," said( the shopman, point chi lng to a bceautif'ul opergne, "that's a ily hine centr'e-pieco." "Cent apiece?" OP gaspedl old Mrs. Bagster, who stood near'; "cent apiece? You may wrap up ktwo of them for' me, if you please, Mr'. ,Smith"-addhing, sotto voice, "I'd no0 idii(ee themi things was so cheap." a- "I'M a rutabaga, and here's where I leplant myself," said a tramp, as Ihe en ei tered a farm-house near Freeport, Ill., dand seated nimself at the table. "We tht allers bile our's," said( the fai'mei"s wvlfec, and souIsedl him withl a (dishipan ful of ed boiling water. of Virr can you anamne wlthiont bi'eak .ing it? Silence. i1; Way ia a book like a tree ? Because tirt' has leaves. Nothing removes an Incipient Cold l0 more qulckly and pleasantly than a ne a'ellabhe cathartic medicine31, such as that 01 ld( and tried remedy, Dr. Bull's Bal tImore Pillls, uised by thousands of faanlies thronghoutt the land. Price *r only 25 cents. 't Tn.niu has never been found a person Ito who iried Dobbins' Electric Soap,(made )l by Cragin & Co., Philladelphia,) that ber did not say at once, it, was the best soapi she ever used. Try it once, you'll al-. ways use It. Prac,'i~uciai science." ogUdr the above headIng, the St. so CoixCourer,of St. Stephen, N. B., In all referring to the analysis of Dr. Pierce's oil Golden M1edlcal Discovery and Sage's so. Catarrh Remedy, recently made by at, Prof. Chandler, of New York, and op others, says: "Nothing was discovered al- whieh we think objectIonable, and the published analysis should increase, rather than retard, their sale. To us, m, it seems a little unjulst to call a man a )r. quack, simply because lie seeks to reap ait as much pecuiniary reward as other' ant classes of Inventors." TIhe Entglishi >ld Press is conservative, yet after a care fuli examInation of all the eyldence, it not only endorses but recommends :thQ ~ ~amily MedIcines manufaictured by Dr. Pierce. No remeodies ever offered the Aihllted gi9e such perfect satisface Stion as Dr. Pierce's G~old1eb MedIcal , Discovery and Dr. Sage's Catarrh Rlemedly, IEnwzL's TWrER OINTiNT will euro sore Eyelids, Sore Nose, Barber's Itoh on the face, or Grocers' Itoh on the hands. It never fails. 50 cents a box, sent by mail for 60 cents. Johnson, Hollowa & Co. 602 Arch Se., Phi&a., Pa. Worms. Worms. Worms. E. F. Kunkol's Worm Syrup never falls to destroy Pin, Beat and Stomach Worms. Dr. Kunkel the only successful physician who re moves Tape Worm in two hours, alive with head, and no fee until removed. Common sese teaches if rape Worms can be removed all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ad vice at office and store, free, The doctor can tell whether or not the patient has worms. Thousands are dying daily, with worms, and do not know it. Fits, spasms, cramps, chok ing and suffocation, sallow complexion, circles around the eyes. swelling and pain In the stomach, restless at night, grinding of the teath, picking at the nose, cough, fover, itoh ing at the sea', headache, foul breath, the pa tient grows palo and thin, tickling and irrita tion in the anus-all these sym>toms, and more, come from worms. I. F. KUNKEL's WolM 1Yiiur never fails to remove thom. Price, $1 per 1 ottle. or six bottles for $5.00. (For Tapo Worm write and consult thodoctor.) For all others, buy of your druggists the Worm Syrup, and if he has it not, send to Un. F. F, KUNKEL, 259 N. Ninth St., Philadelphia, Pa. Advice by mall, free ; send three-cont stamp. If You Want to be Stronir, Healthy a'd vigorous. take E. F. KUNIEL's Bitter Wino of Iron. No language can ounvoy an adequate idea of the immediate and a most miraculous change produced by taksng E. F. KUNKEL'd Bittor Wino of Iron m the diseased, debili ated, and shattered nervous svstem. Whether broken down by excess, weak by nature, or impaired by sickness, the relaxed and unstrung org auization is restored to por feet health and vigor. Sold only in $1.00 bet ties, or six bottles for $5.00, tsk your drug gnt for E. F. KUNKEli Ilitter Wine of Iron and take no other. If he has it not, send to proprietor, E. F. KUNIEL, No. 259 N. Ninth Stroot, Philadelphia. Advice free ; send three Dent stamp. IF. YOU ARE NERVOUS AND DRPRE55BD take HOOsLAND's GRaMAN IITTElRS. HIEBxELL's TETrEr OINTarENT will cure all scabby or scaly diseases of the skin. Oakland Female Institute, NORRISTOWN, PA.' BElt 9, 1-179. For clrcul, s addrosU J. OR[EliEii LSTON, Principal. 110 JUST PUBLISHED, THE YOLE OF ORgIP, - FOR CHOIRS, FOR CONVENTIONS, FOR SINGING SCHOOLS. Price $1.00. $9.00 per dozen. IE VOICE OF WORSHIP.by I..0. EMKKSoU, A is, like othmer Cihurchm Music by thle 8alno au a for the ine still d juumt .nispiayed In o. lectiont anid airrani.""mont. The First Hundred Pages include the SIN NOi SCli00l. COUStSE, in which are fnud in ty flue iarmuoiz,J sung- or glees for pracice amwl .'ujou,nont. The Second Mundred Pages are filled wvith, t,, bout of tiymn 'I onus, Semntences, C, large, now a ni fr sh coll etioni. The Third Hundred Pages contain a capital set of A N ill, .11S, Speclnmou copies mailed post-free for $1.00. EMERSON'S VOCAL METIIOD, (unt out) has a orvel irranement of sy li.bl's, amd other ii provienientP ii chi re sensible and usefiml. 1'leaeo exaimnlue. Price $1.00. Oliver Ditson & Co, Boston. J. Be. JIT11 & CO., 020 Uhestunt St.. Plat . TO ADVERTISERS. W' We will furnish on application, estimnates for Advertisang~ in he beat and largest circulatted N e wupapers in the United states anid Canadas. Ours facilIties are unsurpassed. We snake our Customners' interests our owu, and taudly to please and nuake their Ad. vertialng profitable to thens, as thou-. sands who have tried us can testify. Oall or address, 5. ft. PETTI NGILL &c Co., 87 P'AJIK RO0W, New York, '001 CII1E8TNUT litreet, Philadelphia. HOP BITTERS, HOPS, AUCIIU. MA ND ARE DA NDELION, -o PUeSmT AND BDm MZDroAr, Qia,es or' AL,r oTURa Brrrmaa. Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood., Lver dney., ad Urinary Organs, Nervotusness,Bee and epeeially Female Comnplaimts .1000 IN GOLD. In be paid for a ease thieywini net eure or help,. or anything impure or Injurious found in them. Ask your druggist for flop Bitters and try t ore you sleep. Take. eo otes Cowan CvnI te seet, iafest andbo Nae ~ P* o,Stn~hLver. lda se . .1. 0.O an aboot and imeba Sead for cireular, abse.asdbyengssa. liap mm,.s M4. em mm-n-N SEND FOR A SAMPLE OF FINE OGLONG TEA At 40Cts, pr b1 ThonI@soR Black's Son & Co,, No. 1613 OHE8TNLIT St,, Philadelphia, Pa., DEALERS IN Choice Family Groceries Of Every Description. IIBIETHS' SHRUS . .EPM.A in CATAR fee,M,nter drpping into thethrotydst,ig CONS DEVONE'S' "1sQkrade Mrk a DaVoat's tNALta. e 4 Ij m )NTABLIMHED 1848. MORGAN & HEADLY, Impaaers of Diamonds AND I aIctQre's of Spectaclei 1i g ANIo* Cotres, Pn"Imalpha. Illustrated Prism List seat to the trade on aplteatkn. Eupertue' oelebrated s4ingle Breech-lpadinh lhot Qua at Qi8 up. Liouble"barrol Brunch loader t ai $t un. atasle and lrueob-ladi Onu Rifeat anr i I'eale umsap ro glte and Awricat maak a. .All kinds of sporting tmaplem,"se anad arti oles reqadur. d py prttemtnau 1i ggun"mmakt,ra. t'OL.'r'4 Ni.:W IIIlCi"uL4)AOINQ DOUJtICK CUNSi at $3O00 up-the bet guns yet made for the price. Prices on apploatien. JOS. C. GRUBB& CO.e 712 Market St., Philada., Pa. a.m ,- .-.ams M. PETTENttILL * CO. Advertlaing Kegoute, 81 l'ark ltow, New iork, and '0 C atnut St eet, Piladolphla, , eceive adver tlnenents for publication in any part of the world at It,Wtst rates. ADVICE as to the most judiolous advertising and the best medians and the manner of d lng it.-ISTIMATEI for one or in re Inser lons of an aiverti.emert in any number- of papers, forwarded on application. 3ITH YE AR OF TIREE OUNT BEMINA YtNorristown, Pa. Patronized by p ple dosa itug their sons thoroughly prpreb ollege or busias... For Olrouelas, addrese JOIN W. LOOH, Ph. D., Principal. jORI8 olEXOANO R FORI ooy PRor illPEItTY, t ithr inI owRYork, hroiuo iladetphiaa, TWE(NTY-SEVICN4 AOihl8t, finely ocated and produactive land, under a high state of oultivatiout, with a Mlaslaon Houase rep lete with every convenionce; porter's lodge. farm house two barns and stable. fce anad grae houses, &o., witha everal hundred w"ar trees. grapes, &o.. sit'iated at Olney, 5 mniles north fropa Market struet,* Phladel phit adjoining l iluoy ttatloa, on the P iladelphia andi qewtowa, Rliiroad This is a very desirttbto Investment for a capitalist as it 1+ bound to largely increase in value..Fo falllar s apply to 733 WALNUT Stroet, Philadelphia. IN OENTBAL ILLINOIS, The Best Land in the West, WE HAVE FOR SALE IMPROVED FARMS at low prich and eaav terms Railroads. School Houses and Churches alreadly hufit. I'rouce Hells fo.r t.aeh. Lanad unsurpased iii quality ansd loota tton. Send ror laps and Uironlars, which give full partiotdears, to A. E. AYERS A CO.1Jacksonville, Ill. GENTS' SEND POSTAL FOR PitIO, List and instruction tfor FINE Self-Meawurmemnt, to OHV. F. BA rot,ETT, 298outh NINT1i t4troet, Phlladelphsia, Pa. .. L S1apfl Hardware El cialttcs, A_ ,EU Th y s It euer Ittnlly. B1ol. Sy n fu or patents. Pmfiot from 110 to 800 er cent. Live I DI agen"s are nicking g8 to610 per dtay. NA ' Address for doecriptivo circilare, LIVINGQTON A CO., Iron Foundere, Pittab'g, P. PURE TEA A t %ted every where to selto fanallica, rotels and large c os+uu 2)1 Fu'.ton Street, N. Y. P. 0. ox 486 AGENTS, RFAD THIS I We will pay Agents a salary of $I per month and exenrs4r'ow a large eomintesion, to sell our New and Wonderful Inentions. We mean what we may. Barnble free. Addrejs SHERM AN Ae00., Marshall, Rich. Those answvering an AdvertIsement wlli confer a savor upona the Advertiser and thes Publisher byatating that they saw the adver tisement in this lournal (naming the paper). THE COMPLETE HOME! By Mrs. JULIA MoN tIR WRtOIlT. to bar hefr,al 's of sers of researh, obser a lun an ie ?r %both in ored patas ill usa atia g Ancient y'1d.r o re eane thi subeo h detaI havweret fr n nd Goptent oritlo protiounoe it Ft r ftdoe pto, aid te *s addresms the Pub l90h.rs, 36 8. St., PhladephIa Pa. When Trade is Dull, Judicious Advertising Sharpens It. HOW TO ADVERTISE. &- See PETTENGILL. WHEN TO ADVE RTISE. & S8 e PEW'TFNEIILYj WHERE TO ADVERTISE. . W' See ETTEiNeILL WHOMI TO AD)VERTISE TIIROCIi. W" Bee PETTENEuI,L. GO TO8"PARK RO0W, NEW ORK,nd EXODUS 3,000,000 AC RE S Mainly ha the Famous. RED RIVER VALLEY OFTH E NORTH. On long ime, low prices and easy payments. Pamphlet with tall informaUn matted tree. Apply te D. A. MoKiNLAY, Land Oom'r, . St. P.M. a ii. ie. sa.. i'a.e.mnn. PIANUf8s* oSQ-ter Mathuashes 'a scale for. equates-lneat up. rsgt n Arl~icat.is,e Ine.3 us-Paa l'i.tA tiIA o t a cro w., . .pecut's ' 11Wane ah Prcea.et. ', J., gi arjA naur mention this paper. 00ette f0IlA#~ 6ijeets are4.osgane -al Coeoata yes,d &e5E mm'an.tem n cerai tOou. gIeIur &riZ iss