The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, August 21, 1879, Image 4

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A Milser's Suiclde. James Wood, a woll-knowin bachelor resident of Mayfield, Californ!-., was found dead in his bedroom on Tuesday the 15th of July, under circumstances that left no doubt that lie had deliber ately and purposely taken hits own life. Wood lived in a neat little cottage of his own, doing his own cooking and other domestic work. For some strange reason he fitted himself up a bed room in the loft of his barn. lie was known to be an early riser, but when he was not seen about on Tuesday morning as late as 9 o'clock one of his neighbors became alarmed and sent a child to call him. - The child rapped at his bed-room door, but received no response. Then a lady went to investigate. She found the key in the look outside of the door, but was unable to open the door. She knocked and called but failed to get a response. She returned to the house, and then, with another lady, made a second attempt to probe the mystery. They succeeded in getting the door open on a crack, and discover ed Wood, apparently sitting on the floor with I.s back against the door. They reached in and felt of hin) and found his body cold. They could get no word or sign of life from him, but still they supposed him sick. Th.cy sent at once for Constable Baumgart nor, who forced the door open, when the whole of the ghastly secret was at once disclosed. Wood had evidently retired to his room during the evening previous, probably at his usual time, carrying a lantern with a piece of can dl in it, lighted. Ile set the lantern down on the floor, removed his cloth lng, all but his under garments, then adjusted a bale rope, with a slip-noose to his neck and made the other end fast to the door-knob. This he probably had done kneeling down with his face toward the door. When all wias ready lie merely swung himself around in a sitting posture, the length of the rope barely permitting that, and thus choked himself to death. There had been no struggle or effort to relieve himself as the lantern sat close to him aid would have been upset by his feet had lie moved them anly way wildly. Ills hands were free so that lie could readi ly have rescued himself had lie beena so inclined before lie became unconscious. No note or memorandum explainiig the cause of the desperate act could be found. The only paper found was a will' made In 1869, in which he requests that his body be given a decent burial, and makes provision for funeral ex penses and the erection of a headstone at his grave. The rest of his property Is left to a brother living in Rhode Is land. Ile is supposed to have been worth about $20,000, which includes a farm in the northern part of a county in California and soine real estate in Mayfield. It has transpired that ho was short about $200 due for intereston a $5,000 mortgage on the farm, which Is the only apparent cause for his self destruction ; and that money he could have borrowed easily, as lie was known to own )roperty and had good credit. it is rep~orted, however, that the suli cidal man Ia rama ini hils blootd, hiis fatm or and a brother having takeni their own lives before him. Bailroud~ Etles. There isalie relation oh life in wvhieh the natural sellishiness of muan comes out so strongly as in traveling. Peco pie who, when at home or amiong their friends, are not onliy p~olite, consider ate of the comfhort of others, but even sell-sacrilicing in trilles, often become grasping, repellian t, imrosc, whlena they get en a rail way train to go traveling. Too often they seek their own comfort to the disregard of thme rights of othiers. A mani will enter a train and take a whole seat and1( so arrange lis baggage as to cover the whole of it, so as to keep any one else from occup~ying a part of it. lie only pays for one seat and lie knows perfectly well that lie has no right to occupy two andh yet lhe does so frequently unitiilihe is forced to yield and theni lie does so with as bad grace as possible. It matters not that other umen may be standing upi ini the cars, lie rarely has the grace to inivite one of them to sit by him. ie sits and looks as forbiddhng as possible or turns his back anid gazes out of the window, so as to prevent if p)ossible anyone from requesting him for a seat beside him. The ladles are in this resp~eet no better than the mna, and they are mere per fectly masters of the situation. She ls protected by her sex ini her selfishness aind her disregard of the the comfort of her sisters. A gentleman does not like to ask her for a seat,, though lhe has a Perfect right to do so. Even aniothar lady is at a disadvantage in asking her for a seat. A coldi, haughty inisolenit manner, and an intrenched air of pos session usually enables her to hold her double seat agaiinst all comners. Thue politeness of men to woemen rarely fails ini America, and it is no unustuai tihing ior two gentlemien to rise to give a lady a whole double seat because another lady fails to offer her a seat. Nowv in this case each ladhy secures her double seat at thme price 0of the disCOmifort of two fellow travelers. Whon it a nman who behaves thus thme remedy is com paratively aimple. There is e ven a sort of pleasure in applying it. The mes genger who on enterlng the car finds all the double seats occupied by men who refuse to make room for him is often tempted to pick out the most ox elusive looking of them and go up coolly and business-like, tell him to make room anid then sit down by him in as roomy and spacious a style as pos sible, and then hum or whistle some slow plaigtiVe alr-kind o' sad like. This inflicts agonies upon the exclusive traveler and gives to the newceomer thatoe.hm Inward repose which comes from' the infliction of righteous pun ishmment. et how miuch better it woultl be for the ladies to make place for th*Ir fellow fe'male travelers and to exoha'i'the little.~ couirtesieR that brighten the journey ; how much better Would-be'for the mn to promptly make room for the newconors aind, .get into friendly chat by the way. Thts selaish exclusiveness in travyelin g does not pays Oage doesn't'get the most out of thie voer In' that way. SCIENCE. An Insoluble Cemient.-A very valua ble cement has been discovered by Mr. A. C. Fox. It consists of a chromium preparation and isinglass, and forms a solid cement, which is not only Insolu ble in hot and cold water but even in steam, while neither acids nor alkalies have any action upon It. The chrom Lutl m preparation and the isinglass or gel mItin do not coie inl contact until tihe amio ment the cement is desired, and when applied to adhesive envelopes, for which the author holds It to be espec [ally adapted, the one material Is put n the envelope covered by the dap (and therefore not touched by the ongue), while the Isinglass, dissolved [i acetic acid, 1a applied under the flap. ihe chromium preparation Is made by lissolving crystallized chromic acid In water. You take: Crystallized chromulo acid...... %-5 grammos. Water.................... ... .. to " Ammonia................15 To this solution about 10 drops of iuilphuric acid are added, and finally 30 grammimes of sulphate of aummonia and grammes of line white paper. In the ,ase of envelopes, this is applied to 1hat portion lying under the flap, while a solution prepared by dis olviig Isinglass in dilute acetic acid (1 )art acid to 7 parts water) is applied to .he flap of the envelope. The latter is moistened, and then pressed down tipon the chromic preparation, whien lie two nmile, forming, as we have laid, a firm-and insoluble cement. Reduction of Nitrate Of Silver by Means )f Charcoal.-A very simple method of reducing nitrate of silver, analogous to uhat some years ago mentioned by the late Mr Hodow, is given in the Archiv ler Pharmacie, by Mr. C. F. Chandler. if crystallized or fused nitrate of silver be placed uponi glowiig charcoal, com busition forthwith takes place, the sil ver remalining behind in a metallic rorm, while nitrous oxide and carbonic icidti are freely given of'. The nitrate 3f silver is fused by the heat developed by the reaction, and is imbihbed through 'le pores of the charcoal; as every tom of coisumed carbon Is replaced by an atom of metallic silver, the orig mnal form amid structure of the charcoal tre itreserved intact in pure silver. By proceeding In this manner it is pos Oible to produmce silver structures of my desired size, possessing In every. way the original form of the wood. A ryetal of nitrate of silver Is in the first )lace put upon a piece of charcoal, and % blowpipe flame is then applied in the vicinity, in order to start the reaction 1n the first istance, and as soon ae ,ombustiom commenmces crystal after 3rystal may be added as these, one after timothor, become consumed. The ail ver salt Is liquefled, and penetrates alto the charcoal, where it becomes re luced. 'ieces of sliver 11nay in this way be prepared, of one or two ounces 1n weight,-which exhibit all the mark mugs amid rings of tihe original wood to l inost perfect and beautful degree. I.' A new Anmorican invention for saving life at shipwrecks was tested some time igo at Shoeburyness, England. It con listed of ini iigenious . projectile for u.arrying a lne to time distressed vessel. In the experiment two small and light gmn were used, the charge of powder varying f rom 3, ounces to 4% umces. The projectile weighed, when flitted with line ready for firing, 12. pounds. It Is placed In the gun the wrong or shiort end first, and on leav the muzzle at once turns over, the ironit end~ becoming the rear ; winigs, either fixed or omn hinges, giving steadi iness ol'fight, on thle principie of time arrow. Ini shape it Ia anm elonigated suhl, 2I% inches long and 31j inches lan diammeter, carrying a limie tightly coiled withain, which ft pays out with ouit tihe sniallest risk of breaking as it files thrmough time air. Tihie distamnces at 22 degrees elevatonm were 389, 448 andl 507 yards, the deviatioa of time shiot and line from time target beiamg 4 2--5, 9 aand 8 ymards respectively. Th'ire elho e fired at 30 degrees anmd 35 degrees ele vationm, traverseing a line of tfligh t soe 4100 feet 1mn the air, ranuged 478, 489 and 386 yards, with deviaitionms of shot amid linme ft om time target 2, 6 anid 6 yards ire. spectively. Th'ie wiand was light, blow laig directly toward the line of fire. Theim cost of. eachm pro jectile is very niod erate. A Paoris house painter has made sonme 1mmterestinmg ex per imnts to ascecrtai n whether emaniationis from certain polits contaiminug such material as white leadh, zinme white, liniseed oil, es sence of tmrp~enitinie, coal oil, &c., are injuriousa to health. TIo this end, lie caused time inside of some boxes to be palited, andt wvithimn thmem lie placedl wire cages comitaining rabbits, which were not ini contact with time painit, but only subject to time indhuemnce of time em anations from it. The amnimals suffered while thme puant was freshm, especially whmen coal oil was present, but mione of thmenm died. It is thmus p~rovedl that liv lng In apartments recenitly painted, amid wich emit time odor of the oil of tur p~entinme, is not permanienitly ijuriouis to health. In some other experimenmts, mado for thme purpose of obtaining de iposits of timese emanasiomns fromi time fresh painitinig of houses, plates wvere placed comntaimning a small qtanitity of water ini these chests; and~ some re amamrkable crystamlizationis, like needles, wvere f'oumnd conisistimng of coambinationms in whiich thme oils enmployedl formed time prinipaml part. Photographic Pints on Linen and? Cot ton.- -Somem of' time Fr~aeh phmotographic p~rinmte on lien and1( cotton fabrics pre sent a highly artistic appearamnce, amid this, It app~ears, is produced by very simple imans. Th'le material is first freed fromn its "dressinig,'' and then coated with time followinig preparation: Distilled water 125 cublc cenitimeoters; chloride of ammonium, one grain; and the white of one egg. Thme surface of time fabric is allowed to renmain five mimnutes in contact wvith time albmneni mixture, thon dried, amid afterward rendcered sensitive by floating It on a ten per cent. solutionm of mnitrate. of sil ver. The latter operation takes some five or six moinutes, and requires to be conducted with great care, as spots will inevitably occur in places where time silver soluation toutches an unealbu mnenized portiomn of thme fabric. Time Priniting is performedi time same. day as the sensitizing, thme remaining opera tionus being proceeded with 1mn the usual manner. Photographs produced -ac cording to this mothod are found to be very permanent.. Conmcentra ted sulphutric acid attracts water with such avidity that, in a damp atmosphere, it will double its vol ume in a few days. Chemist use it to dry air and other gases, and to keep instruments, schl as balances dry. So much does the cold influence the growth of thme fir, that trees grown on the imorth side of a hill are superior in development to those grown on thme south side.. Thme rainu annpmally pours into time soil a quantity of nitrate of ammonia, filly eqnivalent to three ponds pe. .or. FARM AND GARDEN. DUTCH DAIRY FARM.-Mr. J. IIow Lett, of Syracuse. N. Y., writing from Europe on a Dutch dairy farm, says: "After feeding the horses and resting a little while, we drove about eight miles further on to one of the best stock anld tiairy farms in Holland. They use the very same stables at the farm that they tiid In the fourteenth century. They have little rings in the ceiling with cords passing through them, by which the cows' tails are held u ) to keep them from getting dirty. The stable was carpeted and had plants and flowers ii it. The floor of the stables was o small bricks. At the back of the stalit was a trough of masonry about eight in cies wide a.d ilato Inches deep, with:v ditch or reservoir of water at one end. As soon as the trench was dirtied they turned on the water, and all the man ture etc., was carried out to a covered vat whence it could be removed to th< fields or wherever they wanted it re moved to. The cows were as clean, I not cleaner, than our horses. All %he fastenings they have Is a little cor. around their necks, and they are s( gentle and quiet that they do not re quire anything stronger. They us( brass pails instead of wood or tin ones. We saw- the way they make the rout( cheeses that are sent to America. They have wooden moulds in the shape o two hemispheres or half balls. Thest are hollow and fit together. The cheese curd Is first roughly pressed in. to shape and then placed in the moulds The lower half of the mould Is station airy, while the upper part is fastenet to a kind of screw workliig in a bean overhead. The upper half Is screwe down tight, and the cleese is left for i week. At the end of'a week it isscrew, ed down tighter and left another week At the end of athird week tiecheese i exposed to the air, and the curing be gins. It takes three months for i cheese to be cured, and a year befor'e i Is fit for the market. Everythig wa. as sweet and neat as any parlor.1 evel saw. The stables aUd stalls for thI horses were coverel with matting. Yot have no idea how cleat. everydring was without seeing low it was (one. 1hey use the same kind of churns, the satn kind of cheese presses and the samt kind of pails, etc., that they did ilv hundred years ago. They think it h showing disrespect to their ancestors t( make any improvements In the linple. ments that their forefathors used. I inquired the price of the cattle, am found that the cows cost from 200 to 25( guilders, and the bulls from 300 to 45( Suildere, or, in oiur money, cows frot 80 to $1.10 and bulls from $120 to $18( or $200 each." PowINGowWa wr m Swi v EL. L'ow. Notwithstanding many attempts,whiel have been more or less .uiecessl'il, t( improve the swivel plow, this tsefit limIOpleoent Is still far frotm satisfactory Tie chief objects sought lI improvii! this plow have beena, the smooti turti ing of the furrow slice, and the ierfce clealing of tie moul id-board. Wihethe: or not these catn be secured in any re. versible plow, is still aquestont. A cer tain form of plow is absolutely neces, sary, and a form, too, which is unfav, orable to the objects sought. Neverthe less, there are many pat~erns cf thesf plows which do passably good work and the greatest advamiage of being able to reverse the plow, and work baci ald forth in consecutive furrows, In stead of plowing in lands, render some form of swivel plov very desira ble, especially in preparing for corn o. for fodder crops. For these purposei the swvivei is ailmtost Indispensable. 1t plowing fotr cotrn, the planting m ay g on with the plowing and hatrrowltng the ground that Is plowed to-day a be harrowed and planlted to-morrow To1 plant upotn tihe fresh, mellow soil, Is an obvious advantage, atnd it ais< helps mnuch in the forwardIng of th< work. liThe swivel plow is a great cot. venience whten crops are grown for sel lhng purposes. .If the fodder is cut either by tihe scythe or the mowing naa chine, hat narrow strips, across or alonj tile field, the plow eatn follow ftrom daj2 to dlay, amid thte ground tmay be re-sowa at once, without wailtinug f'or enouagh t< be cleared to make a "land," anid It wvil nlot be cut up with frequent back atm open furrows, but be kept smthtt~ an< level. Th'le action of a plow wvith clogged mtouldi-botard is anot always ob jectionable. Imn usimng ani old-fashlonea swivel plow, we find the effects of'. thu clogginug to be suchi a mellowitng of thl soil and such a smooth laying of the surface, that the seed may be sown o1 drilled In witout any use of tile lhar row. When thle plowv scours, anld th< mould-board is kept free, It, is only bya packing or pressitng of the furrow slit by which It Is miade comparatively sol Id; atnd before it can bs sown or plant ed, the grountd tmust, be harrowed Wile the swivel plo0w as now construe ted may not be exactly suited, as yet for Its work, tneverthless it is an im penmetnt t.aat could be used with advatn tage Iin a much larger variety of wor] titan it now is. THE pigs made sick by eating to mucha cor'n. Thea corni Is heating, an< indigestible whon too much is fed t< such young anitmals. It ciauses nlatui hence, which makes the bloating, an<a wvill prodnce infnammation of the bowv els atnd death. T1hey may be relieve< by a (dose of a teaispoonfual of powderot ginger mnixed with chtarcoal followe< by some strong puargative, say, a table spoonful of castor oil, or more, accor ding to tile size of thte animals. F~eet ess corn, and mnore otits or bran. FERTILIZING IN THE IhILL.-A stmah quanltity of' aictive fertilizer applied ii the lill at plantinlg wvlhl be benefIcial A handfuli of a tuixture of 100 pounae of fine boane dust, 1 barrel of' woo, ashes and 1 bar'rel of poitltry manure thrown near biut not oni tile seed ant well mingled wvih the soil, wvili hastet tihe young growth. ' The earlier the start and tile more vigorous time yotuna growvth, the more rapidly the cr0o) wih mature. CURE FOR GA RoE'r.-Tincture of aeon its one half tabiespoonaful ini choppje seed ; or 4 drachiaps putlverized iodIde o potash; putt upi in 8 powvders. Giv< one every mornitng ini wet feed utnti the powders are used. Thia latter is al soa cure for inflamamation of the lungs Garget is a disease of the udder of cows arisiug from tin inflamnationi of the hyrn phatic glands. We are assured that th< above remedies are a certain cure, ans every farmer shlould know them. A run in a good piece of grass wil greatly help the calves. Tile mor, they are pushed. without over-doing it during the first year's gr'owtha, the bel ter the mature animal will be. -Caught at, Last. The notorlous.dcpredator Kate-Arrl) Who has'-for so diy years eluded th< most accomplished. and skillful detec tives, has bad~ ia ht at last in Buffalo Nf. Yi. For .further particulhare, as yotir druggIst for~ bottle of Dr. $age'i Oatarrh Remedy, admitted to be thes bes remledy for atatrh ya& comrandned. TIE HOUSEIIOLD. To MARE ala'rNEULlX.-l have HIa excellent in two ways, the receipts fA wblh were handed to me by a noigl bor: Mix honey with water until will float an egg to the surface,ex posi; a small section of It above the fiquil strain and raise the ten perature gradi ally, and as the scum rises skim It o When the boiling point Is reached tal front the fit'e and let it cool. Put in cask, leaving the bung out till proper fermented--not so long as to becon sour-and then bung tightly, or if bo tied, cork well. It may be used soc after making, but age greatly Improv the flavor. Some persons put war water and honey in a cask and alt twelve hours or so shake well and at hops and yeast. Of the former half pound and of the latter a pint for for gallons. When properly fermented ti air should be excluded as In the flr case. POLNTE D'A sPRuo.-For pointe d'a perge, the small thin sprouts siould used; cut them off about three lache wash and clean thoroughly ; use boilli water to cook them In, which wat must be salted; cook not over ton ml utes; t'iko them out of the water at drain them thoroughly; have a stel pan', in whleh place a quarter of an o ion which has been thinly all'ed; p lia a tablespoonful of butter, stow t par-boiled asparagus in this, add a 1 tie water and the yolk of an egg; whi nearly cooked, add a teaspo>nful white powdered sugar. Eat plain, I serve with broiled mutton chops, ga nilshing the chops with the asparagu A few spring vegetables, such as on rots,peas or string beans, about in eqi quantity, served with a broiled clic makes a Jardiniero. JuMBLIEs. - Mix a cup of butt and two of sugar to a cream; add t yolks of three eggs, beaten light; th four cupfuls of flour with a teaspoonf of baking powder mixed well thron, it, and the whites of the three eg beaten to a stiff froth. Put in half the flour, then the whites and aft( wards the balance of the flour al enough more to miake it Into a s( (ough. Flour the board, roll out t dough as quickly and lightly as pos ble, and cut th. cakes witih a blsct cutter; remove the centre with smaller outtdr or with the top of V popper bottle. Brush the cakes wl the white of an egg apd sprinkle V surface with granulated sugar. Ba in t quick oven. 'Cut as many as pc sible from the first rolling; the secol will not be so light. HuSa MATS.-Sort the corn hual selecting the longest for braiding. Ta nine husks and tie the butt ends with piece of twine; then divide the equally in three parts for braiding; each strand Is laid over, have thr more husks ready to put in, leavii about an inch and a half of the bt endV out. The under side of the bra will be smooth, while the upper side as rough as possible. It takes from a to ten yards of braid for a mat, accor Ing to the size you w ish to make it. the husks are very dry it is easier dip them in water as you braid. T braid mutist be wet when you sew which tust be done with stout twi and a very large needle, fastening t ends well. COCOANUT TART LA TxENs.-Mak( puff paste, roll out quarter of an ino thick, out with crlinpled cutter thr inches In diameter and place about dlozen of them on a pan two inch~ apart, washt with water ; take a dozi more and wvithi a plain roundl cutt one and a half mnches in diamett ntearly (not quite) cut out the mniddl place these on top of the other doze wash with milk and bake; when cook take out the middle part of the top ot leaving a deep hole in tlim, then d them fully into gum wvater, taking c quickiy anid rolling in grated cocoan and plmace them by to dry ; then fillt whole in the centre with a rich cor starch culstard, with a piece of jelly the cetntre. 'lo aTuw rockflsh, sea-bass or bla( I fish, cut two onioens ini slices and~ ate 1 them in a quarter of a pound of buti tlli about half (lone, then take them c 1 and1( put in the fish; when one side (1done turn It and add the onions an< tttcupof tomato catsup, another of pc or claret wine, and another of wate r1(1d1 six cloves, powdered, and let t - whole ste w about half an hour. If roc Silsht, It shouid be out in slices abo'ut inlch thick; If either of the others, st whole. If fried, the fish should - salted and peppered wi th Cayenne, al rolled in flour before being put int .lpan; fry ini butter. TaE great PILE remedy, ANAKESIS, I . discovery of lir. bisbee. is entitled to calhed tile wonidor of the age. 20.000 grate sufferers blues the only Infallible remedy: Piles ever introduced Only those who ha used lotions, olntments and internal reined In vain, will understand the grateful feehi of instant relief from pain and blissful he of certain cure of the territble disease, ti AN.UKES18 asiures. It is used by Doctors - all aschools. 8ent by mail on receipt of tpris i 10 prbx Samples free by P.Neuta turers. I HONORED AND BLEssED. - When board of emnittent physicians and chei ists announced the discovery that1 Scombining some well known valuial remedies, the most wonderful mediel was p reduced, which would cure su a wide range of diseases that most I other remedies could be dispensed wviu many were sceptical t but p roof of merits by actual trial has dispelled doubt, and to-day the discoverers I that great nedtline, Hop Bitters, a honored and blessed by all as benefi Itore.. A New Book. The publishing house of J. 0. 31 Curdy & Co. have just issued a ne4 work entitled "The Complete Home which deserves more than a passi -notice. It is not a book of dry dir4 lions-it is full of anecdotes, Wit, Chm actors, Conversations, Scenes and In< 3 dentsa. The entire aim of the auth Ihas been to convcy tIs valuable I - formation in a; way-in which it will -read and remembered. It Is the pt ,duct of practical experience. Here ai - not more theories or mere facts; b a fundamental principles are woven wI Sgeneral and special directions. Ti book exalts the origin, aim and sphe of home. The ho0me is the foun dathi of tile State;'the germ of the Churo Ithe corner-stone of nattonal prosporil The success or ruin of the whole wor must begin in the home. Hero is book wrought with inens. care-ci ated by long study, observation al experiencoe.-a book showing how t home can be made happy, healthfi honest, active, selt.-supporting, ed e'ated, wealthy. Although but recent .ssditis already hbvngthat exte ulve sale which Its mer o deserve. rare ohatice Is offered by tile publit era to those in tiegroh of pi~t a: b profitable employment du nthesul mer and fall.* See adverth ont antheItr calumn, - WIT AND HUMOR. a le ANOrin MERGANTILE FA14UtX.-Out 1 or on Michigan avenue a man near seventy I years of age started a small confectlon- I ery store some months since and the I other day sent word to his three credit- I ors up town that he had failed and de sired to compromise. The trio went e - down to the store, which they found In I ce full blast, and the four sat down for a t a talk. I 1Y "You see, shentlemens, I do no pees ness, und my family eats up all der t- brofits," expleined the tradesman by ' way of excuse. as "You owe me $12," said one, "and '" each of these others $15 apiece. That )r makes $42. Id "Shust forty-two," sighed the old a man. Ly "Now, then, how much have you on 1e hand?" at "Shust sixty dollar und not one cent more." "Very well, as you have had bad luck 9- we will settle with you for one hundred be and twenty cents on the dollar and you s' can go on as before." Ig "Yaw, I will do dot, shentlemens 3r und I am much obliged for such kina -treatment." d He got out his money, the twenty per v cent. was added to the claims and paid, n- and creditors retired lie Insisted on LI treating them to ice cream. The had Le been gone an hour before the ol man t- rushed out and halted a policeman and 3n said: of "If I fails in pesnesse und pays 120 Dr cents on der dollar, vliat does dot r- mean?" S. "It means that you don't understand r- how to fall," was the reply. al "Ish dot bossible?" whispered the P, old man. "I should say so." "Vhell, I go pack to der shoe pess er ness agalu. Vhen I falls in dot peeis lie ness I makes everythings. Vhen I 3n fails in dis beesness I pays more as I 'III owes." gh gs PATRICK'S THEOLOoY. - "Patrick," of said a priest, "the widow Molony tells ir- me you have stolen one of hot finest id pigs. Is that so?" "Yes, yer honor." >ft "Whathaveyoudone with it?" "Killed lie it and ate it, yer honor." "Oh, Patrick, i- when you are brought face to face with itt the widow and her pig on Judgment a Day, what account will you be able to tie give of yourself when tile widow ac th cuses you of the theft?" "Did you say e the pig would be there,yer riverence?" ke "To be sure I did." "Well, then, yer s- riverence, I'll say, Mrs. Molony,there's id your pig." A YOUNG lady graduate in a neigh a boring county read aii essay entitled ke "Employment of Time." Hor compo a siton was based on the text, "Time wasted I existence; used, is life." The as next day she got.eight hanks of ,zephyr cc of different shades and commenced Ig working a sky-blue dog with sea-green itt cars and a pink tail on a piece of vellow Id canvas. Sheexpectsto have It done by Is Christmas. d- A LITTLeI three-year-old, who ob ifserved her grandfather writing a postal to card, requested that she might be al lowed to write a letter. Upon being' It asked if a postal card wouldn't answer her purpose, she replied: "No, siri I lie want paper and 'velop; I don't want my letters to go bald-headed like yours I" a DRILLINo her class in poetry, the )h teacher quoted from the famillar lines ec of 'I'ennvson: 'You must wake and a call me early, call me early, mother ea dear." "Now," she asked, "why did en the girl want to be called early ?" er "I don't knowv," answered Tommy, r, "unless it was because that was her e, name." A COUNTRYMAN wvho had never paid e, more than 26 cents to see an exhibi ip tion, weht to see the "Forty T1hieves." uit The ticket-seller charged him 75 cents. uit Passing the paste-board back he quietly lhe remarked : "Keep is, Mister, "I doni't nI- want to see tihe other 39," and out he in marched. "Now, isn't he an angel?" said the k- fond mother, as she seated the little w fellow In his hIgh chair at the table for er tihe first time. "A sort of destroying at angel," remarked the cynical father, is ashe sa w tihe five-dollar castor go spIn a ning to the floor wvith a crash. r- "WATERthsbto haddock isnot so he good as that you gave us yesterday," k- said a gentleman at a restaurant thxe an other day. 'Beg pardon, sir," said the waiter very blandly, "it off the same befish." lieEgchild probably destined to be the greaestAmercannatnralist is already born. He lives in this city, and is the author of the remark that "A jackass his the only animal that winks with Its heears.*" ANNA DLCxIXSON, spaigfrom the se lecture platform a few years ago, said: es "I simply shiut my mouth because I had ng nothing more to say." And a mean old 90~ bachelor comments: ',She is one in a million.". A gricultural paper advises the farmer to count his sheep every day. If it comes to that, we should advise the farmer to move into a better neighbor a hood. n- AN accountant who visited Bunker b[Hill Monument last summer says It teis the longest column lie ever footed ch up. Hlow to get ahesad of your butcher __pay his price for it. of A FOOL.ONCE MORE.-"For ten years re amy wife was confined to her bed with ec- such a complication of alments that no doctor could tell what was the matte~r or cure her, and I used upa small foz' tune in humbug stuf'. ix months ago :e. I saw a U. 8. flag with Hlop Bitter. on w it, and I thought I would be a fool once ," more. I tried it but my folly proved rig to be wisdom. 'wo bottles cured her, 10. she is now as well and strong as any ir. man's wife, and it cost me onl two ,j. dollars. Such folly pays.-.-H. W., Do or troit, Miob be IN the past eight years, scores 01 '-soaps have come into the market, and ut being worthless, have died a natural th death. Dobbins' Electric Soap, (made mis by Cragin & Co., Philad'a.,) old and re reliable, loads hevan, Tyit. 'rB TAT DRE3ADFUtL AFFLILrON. ZiesConvul. *sions or Fl s, soon becomes "imyflied by dlab, ea h attack increasing the llab.lts oa a return, and addln~ eat~ to the dimle ty or -e in . at the l bs e ab e00 ofproper .id la tc i na tatletnnesa. wihsgtmuseu'n he time become'ilent convulsions 0f gre#s ire. ii nuenofamid thue eahr. *nduall si ln U. the disease is thus airmlsatd it muss be ly jfro oe treatment wnich is Pfaanat in n.iseecand watch not onrhm a tnec supess te atstacks. but wnc ai ~oe h. Aterafve as e n- nwer ti pNa ur segmrab it taaiyan es hn anne aI heasu te~ duos. a narmaaancr.zeuemoe&a A QUIET young Main at a party being eked what Instrument he preferred, iodestly' denominated the whistle, uing further pressed to explain vkat kind of a whistle, he biush' ugly murmured s "The sit o'elook rhistle." "8mozE In any room you please,' aid she. This was three months be ore niarriage. "You've been smoking hat nasty, disgusting old pipe Ini hor( gain, and I declare if the room doesn'I mell loud enough to knock a peraor lown," sad she, holding her nose, 0his was about six mouths after mar lage. Malaria Disarmed of Its Terrors. Malana, that fo I atmosphorio poison, is die, kri.ed of its terrors, and health Insured tU housande residing where the noxious oxhala, lion periodically infects the air, and engeud )r nitermittent and remittent fevers, by tios Letter's Stomach Bitters. the most popular at it is the beat of preventatives. alteratives ani lonics. In numberless localities where thi lemand for sulphate of quinine was former3 nimense, the hurtful alkaloid has been almosi ntrely supplanted by this safe, agreeabli nd effectve substitute, which is genial in a, ion and unobjectionable in flavor. It nulli, es the influence of mixam% by giving a mon active impulso to every vital function, quick aning and euriching the blood, overcoming i Lendenoy to biliousness, and promoting d.ges tion. HirUmeLLs 'aTEr OINTMENT will oure al woabby or scaly diseases of the skin. Ir you Anz Ninvove AND Danaxsem tak HOOILAND's GERMAN rrrERi. WOnuhS. Wonus. WORMS E. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrup never falls t destroy Pin, Beat and Stomach Worms. Di Kunkel. the only successful physician who re moves Tape Worm in two hours, alive wit] hlead, and no fee until removed. Commo1 sense teaches If Tape Worms can be removed a other worms can be readily destroyed. Advio at offioe and store free. The doctor can to] whether or not the patient has worms. Thou sands are d ing, daily, with worms, and do nc know it. Fts, spasms, oramps, choking an suffocation, sallow complexion, circles arouni the eyes, swelling and pain in the stomaol restless at night, grinding of the teeth, piokin at the nose, cough, fever, itching at the seat hieadache, foul breath, the patient grows pal, and thin, tickling and irritation in the anus all these symptoms and more, come fror worms. E. F. KunIel's Worm Syrup neve fails to remove them. Price, $1 00 per bottle or six bottles for $5 00. (For Tape Worm write and consult the Doctor.) For allothere buy of your druggist the Worm Byrup, and I lie has it not, send to Dr. E. V. Kunkel, 25 N. Ninth. street. Philadelphia, Pa. Advice b nail, free; send three-oent stamp. Dysp"",sial Dyspepsia I Dyspepau E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Wine of Iron, a aur 3ure for this disease. It has been prescribe laly for many years in the pracioce of eminen physioians with unparalleled success. Symij oms are loss of appetite, wind, and rising o rood, dryness in mouth, headaohe, dissinese sleeplessness, and low spirits. Get the genuine Not sold in bulk, only in $1.00 bottle, or er bottles fcr $5.00. Ask your druggist for E. I [CUNKEL'R Bitter Wine of Iron and take n. ther. If he has it not, send to proprietot E. F. KUNKEL. 259 N. Ninti St., Philadel phia, Pa. Advice free , enclose three-oen stamp. HIrsKELL's Tetter Ointment will oure 8cr Eyelids, Sore Nose, Barber's Itoh on the facc or Grocer's itch on the hands. It never fall 50 cents per box, sent by mail for 60 cente Johnston Holloway & Oo., 602 Arch St., Phila. Pa. Oakland Female Institute NORRISTxWN, PA., WI1L BE R6-oPE&ND SEPTBMBIR 9th. For circular. address J. GRIER RALSTON. IY~~ m ~ Agents Wanted ever I whure to sol, to faeke d it., PU1110 TIM hottds and large cutsieha I"a largossihck iet %toe country; qality tend tern the beat. Couit Ystokrekeopisoldclorit 201 Futon s tr-et, i. Y. P. O. Iox 46 HOP BITTERS. (A Medlissn, not a.Drink.) WOPS, BUOHU, MANDRAK3R, DANDELION, te Pammar AND Basr M moar. QWTAZI'IZUI o1 AOr~r Eun Brius. Diseases of the stonmadh,1'walealood, Livter, daeys, and Urinary Organs, Aervoumness..8seep ad especially Female Clomplaints, 61000 IN GOLD. tn be paid fer aease ther waf net er de help, er or anything impure er injarious fond in thems. Ask your drugtst for Hop Bitters and h'tryhe ore you sleep. Take n. .6hem. Coven Cviasth&t 4eteet, asfest and best, * Eopm~z for 5t ena~h d de b r!nk."em"me o oium, tla m*:: .Send fr oit rcular. ebewetbyeshit. Nsa DitkeM4., .eNNC,zr. The Voice of Worship, 103 BoUIRs, Go~lN TfOW8 AND BINGIN D, L..0. .nerso.., Trhis sp endld new book inearly throug ti aumerusus lee.mfit' toclal and cl n ia in for d Stt po( 0 oe iatractive eo nn make it the moat popular of huso uao Doe. THlE TEjMPLE. w or Singrng Scools olnrsntfons and Chos rB Olas boo fr 8Ign lo. otog with large eoiio onventio an noi ooks theu F'ATINITZA. Te new and vary favorite opea t now readi Libretto complete. Pries 4200 paper, 42.25 boardi PINAFORE. Prioe reduced tosS0 cents. The ama elegant ad ELrettorn niat for ready fo the stage.or Any book malled for retail price. Oliver Dltson & Co., Boston. J. 3. DiT5ON a 0o.. O9l Chestnut St.. Phil. TO ADVERTISERS. WM We will fussnishbon aplitono estinsantem for Advertising in he has. and largeat etreuisated Newspapers i the Unmited States and CJanadas. On faeilitties are nSupassed. We sk onr tuaiomnerse interests onr own, an< -tudy to please and msake theeir Adi vertising prefltabie to thens, as them sands who hiave turied us earn testiry. Vail or address, B, N. PBTTINOINJL & V.., 87 PARK ROW, New York, 701 CHESTNUT Street, Philadelphia. A WARS eIMANR NoR A@aNTg. THE COMPlETE HO0ME 3y Mra, JLIA StoNAtR W*IGHT. The them Ione es whick the athor bring tlar i rto er of resoaeb obserracf an~r~vi, oglin b~pcoatry, ful rte d woi ~c~e. N r. rin I subec it dat aveace i. peet eritlee 3roionO st. PE NGELL, V, Ar u a r o n por aet tai When Trade is Dull, Judicious Advertising Sharpens It. HOW TO ADVERTISE or See PETTENGILL WHEN TO ADVERTISE. a Se PETE.NOLL. WHERE TO ADVERTISE. IW See PETTENuILL. W HOM TO ADVERTISE THROUGI. 9V *ee PETTENGILL. GO TO 87 PA K " V, NEW 'YORK, and - See PETTENGILL. DR. M. W. CASE'S Liver Remedy. -- AND BLOOD PURIFIER Is Tonic, Cordial, Anti-Billous. -Mvu COMLAINT61 -18,I) oUn S, IlgArk CURE8 AI"'o, ." A AQE NwltA" vR AND Aoux. PALPATATION, 5ONSUMPTIO , DYSPEPSIA and ~ aIn taUzu' o im .vr load ."Itblliutflaie niaa otk, sn sicken, givain, nor loavo the sys tei con stipated as other ino(UChW ajdo T ie ci HOW TO BE* youritootg pure, YOUR OWN r.rsW"s9 ! ,, r *oo DOiOR sulot"atodt mied ont extenal~ ~ ~ bu p haaoie reparoed ao exal praot on for over 2+yarb. S uperior to n rem dies It succea 81 ,onder d. nIK~Ah. LOCAL SY UI AND OANVAUSING W- IVA i 11tX0FL M 0111 N1i -or Circular and 'erms to tAfon I liad by Drugg te, Cteneral itore anti Alnts Pr~ce, 250.; Lar 1 ErlalIotle 41rttlefs y a ruin t, EXODUS To the beat lads in the beat climate with the markets, azd on the best terms, along ite Hue of rgy 3,000,000 ACRES Mainly in the Famous r RED RIVER VALLEY OFTHE NORTH. On long time, low prices and easy payment. - Pamphlet with full information mailed free. Apply to D. A. McKINLAY, Land Com'r, Aupertus' celebrated Siuglo Breeeh-loadinqt Shot. Gn at #1up. I -barroi Bre loa 2 kill. Mluzle An4 Brovobi-oadmmg Gunn. Rifles and 11 stole of most approved Ru u auh ii American m; k a. All kinds ofsporting nlem .nts and artI clam nly, r.'d by aPOrtIsm.,n1 anld gnpumakern. COLTti NEW tBECU I-LADING DUtLE GUNS at $60 uP-0e b, s guns yet made for the price. Pricus on B Application. lOS. C. GRUBB & CO.s 712 Market St., Philada., Pa; a IN ,ENTRAL ILLINOI1 The Best Land in the West, WE HAVE FOR SALE IMPROVED FARMS at low prIces and eaqy terms. Ralroads. School florst's and Churches alreaty built. Produco Bell@ rmor 1,ash. h~and utiourpassad fit Quality aud loas tion. senrl for Maps and ,jlrouiara, which olul vartionla.as, to A. E. AYERS & 0., Jacksonville, 1ll, GOOD ADVERTISING CHEAP. $10 CAsh, 'ith theorder. wi insertin 161 mont ocupviage one Inh pa a nve tle o i nes t wo tlnea; or three lines tour $20 CAsn, anI A"*arIdde r ti eient of nonohuacae one time rsi Address 8. N. PETTENGILL & 00., 87 Park Row, New York, Or, 701 Chestnut St. Phihia. Advertissug done in all newspapers in mini eitl btatesb and Canaeas a' the lowest rates. oneMhe wer ECURES td .a usa, awaana La~o. frsand UL Phila LTHI YEAR OF LVTlRisM3O rT 8ETNA rY Ntorristown, Pa., Patronized byn pordeem im their son thorotighly Nor Circula, s. madlress JUHNik W. LOWI, Ph. D., PrIncipal. RnGas esTlmernomesers, I romrtera S Gee y gicmUjian Phli,lel'phia. end uf lampr mention tis paper alogue of 144 pages, and ARE THE RIlg 31*5 ww~bUNTE St.. PhIladelshta .J VL StapI6 Rardare Sp'cialties. ~fiII~ hey ni inr evaer faily Sen agdessv fr fo' trmo ien r L IVING8TO0., Iron Founderem, Plttsb'g, Pa. and expenses or a Iowa lar commrissin, osa our Smple fr e Addre ssl A o., arshall, Mich. EOR PA AlOR EXOHIANOE FOR OTTY PRO - ad Pi TV, Nibe Y ye ork hlr oklyn or locatedon, protiv lad, eurie a hgh tale of e1iy con ic o rter s odge. arm ouse, to sera huire p noat tree, drpes ho s ehi saamin mney lla o hPimjaielphis ineaes for a capitalist ash i ount to largely 73 WALUr treet, P lade phia. W*rADLIgHNjD 1ggg, MORGAN & HISADLY, Importers of Dianmands AND a s SANseE stroeS, Puai ssaph. 4 Wmetrate trie List ..st to the trae 0