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AGRICULTURE. ROAD MAKINO,-The plough sho1 be put to use on the sides, to open drains and make now ones. Sh rook generally yields to the plough April, and it is risky to allow hard cl to go over to May or June, as the pli may not be able to make the desli impression upon it. Where the r< is too hard, let powder be used. making capacious side drain. throu rook, much good material for 11111 chuck holes and covering rough pla is secured. Surplus water is ever where the trouble. Remove that a remedy is had. Side drains fill with standing water make soft roa( and there can be no improvement u: the water is removed. To do this op the drains into the fields or er( streams, always make the outlets the drains large, so that the tlow water may not be checked at the ve point where its escape should be free Planked culverts might be fewer, ; all ought to be longer-say 18 to feet, to enable two vehicles to pass wi entire safety. What is known as t "Virginia bridge," a heavy applicati of broken-stone, depressed in the ce tre, answers best at most small wat crossings. Winter spriigs on iiislaid should be treated to a blind drain stone three feet deep-the only perma ent and satisfactory remedy for su( team and temper-wearing spol Across marshy p)lacs "bridging'' wi stone, well broken, on top at least, the best thing to do, creek gray added is a luxury that should never rejected. Therefore, plowing the aid and opening drains, hauling grave &c., should begin at once. After cot planting the scoop will come in and < its work. As a useful and economic Implement, there Is nothing to compa with the horse scoop. One will do tli work of ten men with common shove and do it more effectively. Every di trict should have plenty of scoop There are- too many breakers matl The exercise of proper judgment wouI discard one half of them, and ilmprov the roads by so doing. On steep hil sides breakers should leave the shape. They divided the flow of wate and there is less wash; are likewia easier on the vehicle. SuoiNo HotsEs.--The nails shoul be quite small and driven in more ger tly than is the custom. There is nt reason why the smith should strike blow at the little nlail head as strou as he would deliver at the head of spike or an oak beam. The hoof o the horse is not an oak stick, and th delicately pointed and slender heade alal is not a wrought iron spike, an yet you will see the nailer whack awa at them as if it was a matter of life an death to get them entirely set in at tw blows of his hammer. Insist that th nailer shall drive his nails slowly an steadily, instead of using violence. I this case, if his nail is badly pointec and gets out of proper line of directiol no great injury Is done. It can b withdrawn and a new one substituted without harm having been done thi foot, But the swift, blind, and violen way prevents all such care, and expose the horse to temporary, if not perman ent injury. Gentleness should be ex eroised in clinching the nails. Neve allow a smith to touch a rasp to the out er surface of the hoof. Nature ha covered it with a thin filament of enmi mel, the object of which is to protec the inner membrane and fiber fron ex posure to water and atmosphere. Th enamel is exactly what nateuro puia o your finger niil, readler. Under n circumstance should it ever be touchet If it is removed nature will be wicket] ly deprived of her neededt covering and cruelly left exposed to the oh men ts. CLov n FIm,ns wvill be benefitte b the applieation of a bushel cor tw o plaster, as early this month as possibli There is no better place on the farm put wood ashes than Oil clover. Ci cumstances, already referred to, al tendir g to make clever a more impo tant crop than wve have regarded it, a preparation for wvheat and for gr'a feeding.* For this use some of 1.1 annual varieties may be sownm. HIons may be kept from measel tr'iehinosis, etc., by umixing a haundi' of good wood ashes wit,h thoir fo< twice a week. GETr mid of the munts. it does nt pa to keep an infeior' animal. "Come, ilets." '"Get your tickets ait the wagon screamed the doorkeeper at. the elr'ei to a young man with a girlh on his ar' who hasd a handful of' small chang "'This isa(lie thIrd time you have coni here when you know I can't, tal mioneOy." The young man and his gui fell bac and as they did not go near' the tickt wagon, and yet seemed very anxious see the cir'cus, a curious-minded citizi edged around and intiuired. of t young man : "Why don't you buy 'tickets if' y waint to go in ?" " 'Cause i'm short !" was t,he wh for Incidentals when I was ligger'ing the cost of this thing, but I don't wa t'ie gal to know it I" "How much are you short?" "Only five cents. 1 liggered that t shillings would pay all expenses, biu got left. We spent ten cents for' oc nut., ten cenats on the street caris, a five inm candy, I had just a dollar 14 to pay our way in, wvhen the gal gol peanut shuck In her throat and I h to buy her a glass of lemonade to wva It down. Didn't do It though, till had pounded her on the back mnore fif ty times and tried to pull one o' the hydrant. up by the roots!I" "I'll lend you five cents to make your dollar," said the citizen. "You will? By gosh ! but that 14 me out! I'd made up my ind to t the gal that the tigers had got lot and the hyenas had run mad, but shm long-headed and might not havei liev0d it. Thankee, sir, and the fi time I'm in town I'll pay It bat Hatag It, I orter figgered on 'iev shillings, 'stead of' ten, but you naade me ha~ppy for life. Come, Bleti UAVN4T8D ME.-..Iebt, poverty a sufreritg haunte.d in6 for years, can, by-a s R family and large bills for d todIa~ Whloh did no good. I was co plete disoragedl until.Oine yesr aj btbe leic of pI.as%r r troo ?t ii ono th we were .all. Wi anf 0 h '4 heeok a j siuos' ndXvut say to all :pt xpen, you can keep your families *e year with Hop Bitters for less than < 4auiora vist will oant.- Wor.(ngr SCIENTIFIC. ild To Purify Water.--The use of impure Ad water Is the primary cause of many ale fevers and other diseases. There are in dl&ierent methods used for its purilica ay tion ar.ong which are boiling, distilla aw tion and filtration, the latter being the 'ed fayorite method. Marsh waters in ock many instances may be so far improved By as to fit them for drinking and culinary gi purposes by steeping in them certain ng herbs or by rubbing the inside of the .es kettle they are to be boiled In with y- bitter seeds and herbs. In' China and ud Japan the tea plant is used for this ed purpose, and bitter almond on the Is, banks of the Nile. A writer in an til English paper gives his experience in en the purification of water which Is as )ss follows:-"Difforent waters liUe dif of ferent diseases, require different treat of ment to purify them, and all waters, ry no matter how impure they may be, it. can be made quite pure for drinking or ut other doinestic purposes without distil 20 lation, providing the proper materials th be used and suilicient time allowed the lie re-agents to act; but in many samples ,n of water I have found distillation to be i- the quickest and cheapest mode of er purlifying them. All filters in use, es that I an aware of, only purify the of water from solid impurities nech:ani nh- cally suspended in the water. 'I'ie ih following is a description of a fillter s. that I have often used, which purifles th foul water from organic Impurities is hel iIn solutiont as well as from sus ol pended solids :-'i'ake amy suitable ves o sel with a perforated false bottom and 39 cover it with a layer of alimal char 1, coal ; on the top of that spread a layer -n of iron lilings, borings or turnings, the lo flimer the better, mixed with charcoal ii dust; on the top of the filings place a "e layer of line, clean, siicious sand and e you have it perfect filter. Allow the is water to filter slowly through the s- above filter and you will produce a re s. markably pure drinking water. Before . placing the Iron filings in the filter d they should be well washed in a hot s solution of soda or potash to remove I- oil or other impurities, then rinse them V in clean water; the filings should be r, mixed with an equal measure of ine ie charcoal. If the water Is very foul it must be allowed to filter very slowly. 'Tiie deeper the bed of iron filings d is, the quicker they will act. The above Is a slm'le, cheap and very efll o cient filter, supirior to any that I know a of, and it has the advantage of being K tree to every one who chooses to make a It. I have not taken out a patent for it, and I am not aware of any other person e having done so. I think I an the only 1 person who has ever used it. The 1 foulest ditch water treated as above Is rendered quite pure and lit for drInk ing. I may mention that I have made it a practice during the last twenty e seven years to boil all my drinking I water. It is the safest planth for a man moving from place to placc. You can not always carry a filter and chemicals about with you, but you canm always manage to get boiled water. P'eople talk about it being vapid and tasteless,, but. I aum used to it and like it. t " s E1fects of Breathing No.xious Vupors. In some experiments lately made by - M. Piolucaro on the effects of poisoning r by sulphide of carbon, he often found - in the blood-vessels drops, apparently 8 of this substance, condensed anew after -absor'ption by the lungs. Still, the t great volatility of the substance renh - dered this a priori, and as he has not e succeeded in chemically determining "Y 1I& na IG o clropae.o., i-- "nuted to 0 express the view referred to. Ud ha since obtained like results with other w ihich are much less volatile than suil phide of carbon, especially spirit of turp)entine and nitro-bonzine. The chemical determiniation, indeed, was as y diflleult as before; but from the fact 'thamt it was only inl anImals which had b' respired these vapors, hme thinks the 0 matter worthy of attention, Workmen -who respire vapors of this kind are e evidently exposed to at p)osonous act, r- ion, variably with the vapor's comnpo 1s sit,lon, anid aliso to mechanical disturb n ances of the circulat,ion and nutrition, Ie similar to those produced by emubolies and introduct,ion of air into the velins. Thuts Inay p)rob'ably be exp)lalined the s, sudden deaths observed in the coutrse il of experiments wi1th those substances, id anid p)erhiaps certain fatal results fromi taking chloroform have been due to the same cautse. Theim drop)s in qjuestlOli .Y in nearly all the organs, are espiecially abundant in the liver, the kidneys and 1,he lungs. 1iusiness Law. is ignorance of the law excuises no0 one. Li A Ii atreemenut, without cnalderation e. ms void. e iignaztuzres made with lead peneil are ec good in ilaw~. A receipt for money paid Ia niot le k, gally conclusive. t- TVhe acts of one partner bilid all the to othiers. m Contracts made oii Munday can not be ie enforced. A centract made with a1 minor Ia void. mi A contract, made with a ltiunateis void. s- P'riniIpals are responisib.le for theuacts h of their agents. >ni Agents arec responlsile to their pinu ii pasI for errors. Each indlividiual in a partnership is resp)onsible for' the whole amount of m deObts of a firm. I A note givent by a miinor ia void. a- Notes bear Interest only whlen so 1(d statted. ~ft It, is not legally necessary to say on a a note "for value received," 11d A note drawn on Sunday is void. sh A iiote obtained by fraud, or from I ai person in a state of intoxication, can 'n not be collected. nim If a note be lost or stolen, it d'oes not release the maker ; lie must pay it. Lip) There Ia Nothing Vertain its except death and that I. now rendered ex itromnely uncertain by the disooverr of an abso lutely certain sure for the m.At, painful of all de bodily alments P'ilee. For 8.000 years. quas i' and me hloal men have rivalled each other in torturing the miserable sufferers by that tor Srible disease with all manners of barbarous. tst ignorant and useless nostrums and devices ik. and might, still hays gone on for a thousand more yearm but for the disoover of Anakesis enl by Dr. Silsbee. We seldom puf sush thing., ye but any man or woman who hias ever suffered ,,the agony of piles, will thank us for sailing 'attention to an almost infaillble remedy for this dreadful disease. 500,000 afficted sufferers tea.ify to Its unparalled virtues. Doctors of. nd all medical schools ehdokse and use it. Itise at Led one the triumph and adziiration of the age 10.. simpe safe, prompt and prrmanent it roltevoi p. atonce, sup p orts and oeses the umore and ultimately surms the vrors, cases of 92 Piles, no matter of how long standiag. Abso 'On huts Infallibility is not possible. 'but medical ay Siebee,adohpi shed cblhldt ehd o ingphyicin,after 40 yer study hdeperl iaall sufferer.mby P. Neustaedser &Co., 8(x 940 ,New York, Sold by druggista .vrwee BOMESTIO. DOMESIr UsES OF IIUTTinMiLi Boll one quart of fresh butterm Boll one egg, a pinch of salt, an heaping tablespoonful of flour togetl and pour into the boiling milk. 1 briskly and boil for two or three n utes, andacrve while warm with sui or still butLer, maple syrup. Althoi this is a homely. and old-fashioned d eaten and rollsl'bd by our grandpare before corn-starch, set moss far dessicated cocoanut and other ami delicacies were even heard of, it is i haps as nutritious as any of them, 1 often far more easily obtained. As butter which Is taken from the mill only the carbonaceous or heat prod ing element there are still left in it the nourishing properties which i it so valuable as food. As a drink men at work in the hot sun, buttornm is far preferable to cider, mothogi switchel, or any preparation of b whatever, as it is not only cooling a refreshing, but also strengthening. course there are plenty of people %N are constantly dosing themselves w blood searchers, liver purifiers a stomach lavigorators, who would lau at the mention of buttermilk as a mi icine. and yet if they could be once p suaded to try drinking a glass of ti fresh beverage every day, they woi soon find it corrective of their poor i petites and "clogged-up livers." It 1ittl obook of " Plain Directions for I Care of the Sick," written by an Int ligont physician of Philadelphia, w has undea lhi medical supervision s8 oral charitable institutions, we fl buttermilk mentioned as being ye useful, especially in fevers, as an ar ole of diet for the sick. In olden tim when in many a farmhouse, the mei cal pharmacopola was limited to a ff household remedies, buttermilk wit became a familiar and valued sudori and many an old lady whose long a successful experience as a nurse gli weight to her testimony, still insii that " there is no better cure for a cc than to bring on a sweat by drinkli hot whey," An additional proof of value as a medicine has been found a letter from a traveler in Switzerlan who has been visiting a "goat's who cure at Gals." Patients afilicted wi weak and disordered stomachs the find relief in drinking whey warm frc the cheese vats. They begin to drih about six in the morning, while tl whey is pure and warm, and take much as seven or eight glasses, with i Interval of a quarter of an hour b tween the glasses. This treatment laxative, but its effects are in sou uneasure counteracted by farinmacco food. The treatment begins early imner, find lasts three weeks. GnouNi) Richc PUDDING--Put a p )f milk to boil with two ounces of whi 3ugar, and a piece of vanilla, let it be Len minutes, remove the vanilla, at shako in lightly two tablespoonsful ground rice; stir carefully so as iave no lulnps, add the yolks of foi oggs, or three whole eggs previous beaten up with a little milk at itrai,led, stir ovei the fire for flive mlii lites, and add an ounce of golatino di 3olved in a little water, put the who in i mouhl until quite cold ; serve wil any kind of syrup or jam. The ja must be passed through a sieve at inoistened with a little cold water a ;queeze of lemon. The above nixtu >i milk, ground rice and eggs may 1 Lised another way by leaving out tl gelatinhe and buttering a mould basii and steaming the puddim rice hats been cooked, otherwise ti pudding will not keel) its shiape wh< ierved. CnANnEuY SAUdE. - I usual "iplumnp" the cranberries before ste, lng by pouring boiling water ov themi and letting them stand until tl water is cold. For one quart of berrn I allow one pint eachl of water am sugar. After adding thle water, wIl should be hot, let it boil tell or llftei Iminutes longer. Stir tihe berries ofte matshing evenly. Whlen done, t sauce may be strained into a mould bowl, tand when cold, cut and served slices, orl')oured into a sauce-disk al served the commoner way. ]3nEiAD PunDiNO.-Ilalf a pound1( stale bread, soaked in warm waterf Lten minutes, and wrung dry in a ele cloth; one quart of milk, four egg yolks anmd whiites wvell beaten togethe t,wo eunces of but.ter, one even tt sp~oonmful of salt, half a pound of we watshed and picked currants, dried it towel; one coffee4~up light-bros sugar, hailf a grated nutmeg; mix we butter the pan, and bake for thr< qutarters of an hour in a hlot oven. C< a'iout thirty cents, and is sutlhlclent I eIght piersons. (0onN S'rAIuCH CAKJ.-Onie cuipbuitt two cups) powdered sugar, one cup siweet milk, two teaspoons baki p)owder, in one mand one-half cups 1101 one0 tu onie-hanlf cups corn starolh a whites of sevetn eggs. Flavor w lemon. A Novel Wedding. Three years ago, Wheeler Ellis young, poor, hard--working mecharl left Washington for the far West to s< his fortune, leaving behind a lov and lonely maiden to await his comL at somne future time, when his finan would admit of marriage. This ti had come but on account of~ busini engagements the young man fou that lie could not make the trip Et A friend arriving there from the W was commissioned to take the yoti woman to Georgetown where the ce mnotny would be pierformed. Tihis rangemnent, though entirely In aceo ance with the young lady's wishes', not suit her mothler, who so strenue ly objected to this way of the thing lng (lone that some other plan must adopted or the affair postponed. 'J girl had waited long already, and nc inig but distance seemed to stand in way. At the suggestion of the 11 George Carpentor, the telegraphl called into service. This calmed old lady's objections, and the proe performed tihe ceremony. No cal The only spectators woere a friend two. From tile time of the first n sage till the young man answvered solemn "I do" was somethiing over f hours. 'he bride started for a h( anId iusband in tIle far West, with best wishes of many,.friends. Thme ties are welil kn%wn, and the al caused quite a ripple of exeittes when it became knownt. l equalled in strangeness in th/ ant of marriages. te deerat ra. merit ba mad l~kos~W 'fr y cholemobaadall juaseaet the BoW it Is bMGse~iad lattred to phildm bela*P to~ te, andI Is entirely a WIT A fD HUMOR. c.- ELI PEIINJ. "Cati a thing wh Ilk. has no life wiove " asked Joseph Cc I a of Eli Perkins. ior. ",Of course th y can," replied I 3tir " Why, last year saw a watch sprit in- a rope walk, a h rse fly a natch b ar, a peanut stand, mill dam, an oys igli fry, and a cat fis ; and this year," cc ish tinued Eli, " I e pect to see a per its blow, a gin slitn and a brandy smai na, and-" Lar " Anything in e, Mr. Perkins?" or- " Why, yes, I xpect to see a sto nd fence, a cane br e, and a bank run the " Did you ever ce a shoe shop, a g is boil, or hear a Allah bawl? ' ask uc- Mr. Cook. all " No; but I've seen a plank walk ike horse whip, a t e toad, and I wot for not be surprise o see the Great A Ilk lantic coast, th Pacific slope, a tr In, box, and-" er As Mr. Cook 1 ft, Eli told him t: ad he had often en very mysterio Of things-that he had seen a unifoi ho smile. Ith "Why, I've so i a sword fish," as nd Mr Cook. I've en a hog's skin bot gh too, and once I aw some alligatot id- hide shoes. Ye ' he continued, "M ar- Perkins, I have on heard the bark iat a tree-actually ei the tree bark, see ild it holler and con ence to leave. Ti ip- tree held on to ts trunk, which the a wore trying to a ,e for board." he 0l- 'T'oo Muca Gin IMAt.-'he peril ho employing highi educated young me iv- as clerks was ag i illustrated recenti nd A woman stopp at a green grocor ry on Woodward a nue and asked : ti- "Is them letti fresh?" %s, "You mean t lettuce," suggeste It- the clerk, "and Is fresh." iw "Then you'd better eat it I'? il ey snapped, as she lked on. l, The grocer r ed out and asked th ad clerk what on th had happened t es anger her, and young man replied its "Why, nothi only I corrected ie Id grammar." ig "You have ned away one of in Its best customers Only yesterday sh in came in and as me how I sold thos d, white sugar, ai I got at order for y whole barrel. ang you, sir I but I th them customer want grammar thej re don't expect to d her in a grocery m No, sir, and if u see she again yo1 ik want to apolog in the most humbler ie eat inanner I" as - in AN Irishmai marked to his com. e- pan ion, on o rving a lady pass is "Pat, did you r see so thin a womati io as that before? "Thin I" replied the Is other, "Bothe hen I I seen a womau in as thin as two her put together, so : have." lt. IN a cei It Massachusetts norma to school the i "eueharist" was ghi er ill out niot lonl o to be spelled and de. td tined. Mo t an three-fourths of th< of gir-beg )a n-young ladles-wrote to "euehreist- person who plays et ar e:hre." ly id A YoUNO in went into a florist's i"- store the oth lay to buy a rosebud for s- his afflanced. 'evenity-five cents was he the price aske "Will it keep?" in ;h quired the g man. "Oh, yes, a to Ion while. ' I'hen you may keep d I. re AN English' was beatinga dotkey e unmercifully, tt the minister of the te parish, coming , censured him for )r his cruelty. '' lad resentfully re Ig tortedr "I'm you riced not care; It's nna~-of .v' gregation." e0 A wiDow refuse n is niot ready to be ne )lak bore ; she "Madame, I am yr yet, she says. wait." "Ohi, well; yG, rvant, I can y you did. At what ress k as though li t, pray ?" er ie A SELECTMAN of a su tw es while superintending some ntw id Improvements of a highway rs and sh a spot near a small stream of cated an "a good pllace to put down a c r as id IT is nowesaid by a scentific aut. or that sleep commences in the feet in extends to the head. Possibly the el ad tomn of sitting with the feet toward pulpit may have -something to (do wI it." of or A'r a recent performance In the N< an Inaveni Opera House, as a number ~s, students left their seats between r ; acs odlady was heard to obser1 a-" ,' t too bad those fellows have 11- go home and go to studying ?" vni "TnEmi only reason why I got my et ll; boxed," said Johnny, "was becat ie- when mother said a neigh bor had bi >st rowed a lien of her, 1 said the lent-li 'or seasoni hiad arrivedl." A N old lady being asked to subscr er, to a newspaper, decli ned on the grou of that when she wanted news she miar nig factured it herself. .m r, nd( ON leaving a room make your best Ith lamn to personis present, and retire wI out salamaing the door. * A NEwLY engaged man is alwi miss-takeh. ,a ic, Where is the best place for reflectke tek In a mirror, 31y Wiry is a young wife like a hmlni ng Because she is something to adore. me PREUcmrca KIL Ls. - "Eleveii ye oss our daughter suffered on a bed ad misery under the care of several of I *best (anid some of the worst) phy 'st clans, who gave her disease vari( est names but no relief, anid now she Is ng stored to us in good health by as sirnt re- a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we I ar- poohed at for two years, before usi rdit. We earnestly hope and pray that .-one else will let their sick suffer as ilid did, on account.of prejudice against us- good a medicine as lloD $itters."-4 be- Parenu. be' Lhbe Tjuxjj pu rest article is the cheapest th time end; Dobbine' EetricISoap, (m the by Cragini & Co., Philadelphia,) 1a 1 cv. fectly pure, snow-white, and prosdr wa clothes washed with It. Be sttre i the try it. her 'ds. fhe. Phyvsi*naradox. or 1t has 8beerr ignU that "the blood is i 108 source of life."' if.,s as truly the sou) the of disease and deo h. No life, that is rsay, no healthy ,saue can be-general rfrom hauebod, no organ of I >mne body can norn/lly perform-,1)e fum the shons whensu plied with impitre loi ar. TIhe fluid th~ should carry liife a reir health to ev y part,'oal*ries ohy wee niess and di ase. Blood is the sout of life, only whn it Is pure, It It 1 An- become die sed it must be cleansed als i,roper nelotiiln, else-every jnlsatl iA se t ro Ii th'ssein. To clear the bI o -al .ivpurities,usti'I Its Z'Iere' dn &ied1-D11fd6tvrfa a PeaantPugatvePelles henm en, remedies yt discovered. Thiey are The "Separated" Man. chu About 8 o'clock a mant whose to iok was full- of wrinkles and kinks s twists, crawled out of a coal-shed -ii. the wharf and began yawning and ri bing his eyes like one who had put ter a heavy night. A policeman lonr.j m- that way, gave tLe man a looking 01 ch and asked : ;h, "Sleep in there last night?" "Yaas, kinder," was the rejoinder ne "Looking for work?" ." "N-n-o, not exactly." m "You'll be run in If you hang arou ed in this way," remarked the officer. a 'I'he man put his hand on top of I Id snubbing post, laid his chin on I t- hands, and after a long look at Cana ce he turned and said : at "I dunno exactly what I'm going us do. I did live out here eight inileti,b ni I've separated from the old woma Yes, separated last night." Id "What's the trouble?" s "Waal, she was my second and I w . her second, and we never got alor f any too sweet. We both of us thit in we know it all, and neither feels 11 1e giving in. We caine in to see the ci y cus." "Al h! you did ?" )f "And that's where the seperatic n took place-right in front of the sacre F. hyenas from Japan. You know the ' advertised an electric light there ?" "Yes." d P'Well, we'd nlever seen one. 'Who we got into the menagerie there stoo e the elephant. Then came the camel 'V'hen we camne to a darned old bea. Further on were the lions and tiger and monkeys, but no electric lighl r We walked three timei around that of tent without coming to his cage, and V got mad. Says 1 to one of the chap over the rope : 'Whar' in thunder I the cage with the electric light in ? W f want to see him or have our mone r ba! !' The feller lie grinned all over I and lots of folks laffed rig:t out, and myo wifefew up and said I'd made fool of myself. 'How?' says I. 'Why the electric light Is not an animal a all,' but has something to do with thi clown.' We had a big jaw right there She'caved my hat in, and 1 broke lie parosol, and then I separated. "And you won't.nake up?" "Make up! Never! She can take the electric light and bake and eat him but I'mi a man who never crawls I I'n going down to Toledo, I am, and by this time to-miorrer I'll be drunker'n a horse !" "And you didn't see the electric light after all?'' "No! I don't believe they had any! Maybe they thought they could work that 'ere rhinoceros oil' on the public by another name, but I tumbled in a minit. I'm an old rhinos myself, and mny wife is another, and when I think of how I stood there and let her call inc a ifool afore all the people I'm nad 'nufl to walk clear home and pizen her half of the yoke of oxen I" -Texas Is the third sheep State in the Uion. CalIfornia ranks hiighest, next Ohio and then Texas. Fresh Supples of VItality To renew a waning stock may be gathered from a source accessible to all, and never sought in vain by any whose constitution and vigfor are not so much dilapidated as to be wholly past repairing. E~vidonce direct, con vincoing and ample, indicates Hoatettor's Stomach BItters as a tonic of unexampled efficacy and perfect purity, and possessed of properties that constitute it an inI-riuable remnedy for dyspepsia, constipation, liver com Plaint, urinary and uterine weaknesd, rheu maico complaints and malarial fever. Delicate fealaes and infirm old persons are invigorated i'nd sola od by it, and the physical proetra-. t: n whlch usually follows a severe illness is great degree remedied and convalescence Alerated through its use, It occupies a ~gPosition among medicinal staples. ofMWould Enjoy Good Healsh, Take| he ~ Germajn Iiller to form .'1elle, Ointmient will cure every IF Y04 trs Bitters wii yspeptic iloofland's German r- Wr enl E. F. Eun , ornas. Wormas. duesryin toyr never falls t vIce at offBoe anl%\ "Jy destroyed. Ad tell whether or a o. The docor can ma- Thousands are dyn7 lent has worms. %. do not know it. 1ia n ngad suffocation, sail?h orm hs at nmach,rses at a h .y a te sah, icking at the n adi o the ing at the seat, headache, h, feer o - tient grow. palo and thin, oath, the n. ii? tion mn the anus-all the and irr0a. more, come from worms- tome n WOnM SBraUi never falls Rms, and ,Price, .1 per bottle, or ix yeNthem. ,0? (For Tape Worm write and con, e *he.00 For all others, buy of your rdoc,o. Worm Syrup, and if he ha-It no,oc~the. E.s P , URuIx, 259 N. Ninth St.,th P Avice by mail, free i seny he E. F. Rukr Blitter Wine of si- The great suocess and delight of th\ us An fact, nothing of the kind has eve. re3- offered to the AmerIcan people which die quickly found Its way into their good iad and hearty approval as E. F. KUNrasxrs B31 ag WINEo moFnO. It doss all it proposes, nog thus glae universal satisfaction. Itl ip noanteed to cure the worst case we indigestion, kidne of liver se~ 50 nervousne,s, co0 jption, aold1 Yae stomach, &c ( egenuine,od nl .*1.00 bottles, o tdies for *s,00ed oni E. P. KUNx RWIN* 0F la,, ide a o et,?ildlra. Advc V.nl Fon Pzvvras on the Face. use IletI ad er otiet It never falls to remove Iv Tnousa. with Oonstipation, take lA and's German Bittera. hie IF YoUR Liver is Disordered Hoofiand's ( ce man:Bmuere will set it right, odThose aat,eting at A dvertisem6alt heonfer a lvor upon the Advertiser andi he Pulihr bystatlng that theyaaw the adv ie. tisemena in this fournal.dnaming the pap ad 5 NEW 5 BOOKS 5 rm For Temperance Gatherings, nd HULV,8 TEMPERANCE GLEE BOOK. OI Re pewiah e reand Pofeavor. (reat variety "b- -- II For Gospel Meetings and 13unday Schools, THLE GOSPEL OF JOY 1 t By Rev. S. Alman. and 8. H1. Speck. Not1hi10 or :reaher, newer, brighter or btter of the kind has For' Everybody, PINAFORE 1 PIA FORE 1 I )tuio, wtth L hbreto .pletel for *1W seni also for the lOKERER. Sae authors, and quite as good Music. (in presI--FATINITEA, the now Opera. For Muafual Student., he Johion's New Method of Harmony. Rs mphatio a good, easy, interesting, thorough 11 nethod.(.0) da 0INDERELLAI CINDERELLA I I Now Cantata by Franz Abt, For Female voices. to Fine Ius;o. (6Ooots). tut, Send Z.0 for the MUSIOAL RECORD one year. )1. Oi>or Ditson & Co., Boston. J. E. DZTBON & (0.. 9g Ohestnut St.. Phila. as 132 k NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO., Sat1. O...., M .h. r- ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE 1n THRESHING MACHINERY. a ,y THE atholess Orain-Saring Time-Saving, te. Beynialr fo apid Work, reret C leaig sad In Saving Grain from wastage. n d a 1 s S Power Throshers a Specialty. Speclal y O Unr..Steam Threeher Engines, Oboth Portable and Traotion, with valuable Imrovw mants, f r beyond any other make or kind. SE Thr ing Es an often ktr Grain BAYED by these Improved Machines. e= atseef Gin and the inorfo wo rk dne Qy alt .h.r. when e,eposted on the dl,,,.e. . ]N TOnly Vastly Superior for Whe,Oat ZB'arley. Rye ,and ka GriSW but the Omir seeeus Seeds RquresI .las1 Timothy, Millet, Clever and like Seed. Rquies a t'attohuants of"rebuildfng"' ts .hsnge from Grain to Seeds. PN Thorough Workmanship, Ek ant finish, Perfbodon of Parts Oompleteness of Equipment, ete., aeY"Vaaoa" Threeber Outits are Inoomparable. MARELOUS fbr Simplicit of Parts, using less than one"balf the usunal Dells and Gears. Makes Clean Work, with no Litterings or Soattering. POUR im ofSeparators Made, Ran inaa m Twele-Hore se, and two tyles f oeau ed Horse Powers to match. ]FORPariculss,Call on our Dealers olt w t to a f lutrated Circular, whieh we aaft ree, HOP BITTERS. (AMedictssi, not a in k.) RO>a, aUCOU.MANDRAK DANDELION, ?3D Turn PunasT AID Bzer Manoaar Qutec 0? Ar.r OrEan rrrans.] Glem an eselal Fenale cop es,g 610OO IN GOLD. or anythin Impe * njriu fod not~ Ask your druggist for Hop Bitte:s adtryte -ore you sleep, 'Wak, a .t * *ou *uom~e3gg.. ea-fen u s w Send for slreuaa. aheIbe,aemaa_pa, Ue3iM60m BLATCHIET'S PUMPS I The Old Reliable STANDARD PUMP For Wells to to'70 ijet Deop. New Pricc List, Ja 1,18'79, ADDRIESS * C, Go BLA TOHLEY 440 MARKET Street, Philada. SORGHUM SUGAR *"t:ieeeuav P body In tho land with our copyrIghted recp.N expense requiredj for its use, It wil sae. Nlio y annually. No Fari. ueaodt do laefthions gg #.00. S en por prcua niy N. I. M ARTES & C0., Seodsmen, SwZBTWaTao, Tenn. DR. M. W.OCASE'S .3 Liver Reinedy? BLOODt5iRIFIER i 'hi ud A ERMANENT -NATIONAe o iXHIBITIO N era . ASON O1 1879..8, . d HiLeDRNf, 30 Oese GRAeo P9 ftm the lllorilIe Thurlow Weed ?NDORBING DR. RADWAY'S R. R, REMEDIE Arras sMe Tu rca SaNMLAL TANS. Nsw Yosr, Jan. 4,18V. DRABs Si.-Having for several years nsed yotu med cines. doubtingly at frst but alter experi" noint their emoacy, with tl confidence, it 4 no lesi aPlasure than a duty to thankfualy "knowledge the advantage we have derived from them. The pills are resorted to as often as Occason requires and alwas~ with the do. sired effect. The Ready Relil. cannot be beto tr described than it is by 1t8 name. We apy ohe liniment frequently' and freelfj almota rariably findingthe promised "Re 0f.1" yorIjurs, suedH D n"T.H'VRLOW W1=n R. R. R. RADWAY'SREADYRELIEF CUR= THI WORBT PAINS fI flrom One to 30 Minutes. NoT oE IBOOa after reading this advertisement need any ore SUFFER WITH PAIN. Badway's Ready Relief is a cure fto EVERY PAIN. It was the first and is The Only Pain Remedy .bat Instantly stops the most excruciating pains. allays Inflammations and cures Cougea Lions, whether of the Lungs, etomach, Do%%ela ar other glands or organs, by one application. IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTEs, no matter how violent or exeruciiring the pain, the RHEUMATIC Bedridden, Infirm, rippled, Nervous, Neuralg o, or prostrated with disease may suffer, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTA NT EASE. INFLAMM ATION OF THE B (IDNEYS N INFLAMAN A MATON OTH BLADDER, SORE THROAT DIFFI ULI BREATHING, ITALPITATIOK( OF TUB HEARIT, BYSTERICS, OROUP. DIPHTIERIA HEADACHE, TOOTHAOHIiRH, INELUENEA NOLD CHILLS, ASUALIA, RHEUMATISM, CHILBLAINS andtROST-BITi;l. The application of the Ready Relief to the pa o pa rts war the ofrn er dimioulty exists -Thirty to sixty drops In halr a tumzbler of water will in a few moments cure Cramps, Spasms, Hour Stomach, Heartburn, nick Head. aohe, Diarrhea Dysentery, Colic, Wind In the Bowels, and all ltornal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Ra wa ' Ready Relief ith them. A few drp in Water w prqvent sickness or Pauna from change of water. It is botterthan Fronch Brandy or Bitters asa sUmulaut. FEVER and AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. There Is not a remedial agenat in the world that will eure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Bilious, Boatlet, Typhoid. Yellow and other Fevers aided b Radwy.s l'lils) so quick as RADWAT'8 READY RELIII. *A o ts, a bottle. Dr. Radway's f8E GREAT BLOOD PU1UIFIEI, FOR THE CURE OF CHRONIC DISEASE, SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HEREDITARlY OE CONTAGIOUS, le It seated In the Lunge or Stomach, Skin cf Bones Flesh or Nerves, corruptin. the sOfdsd and vltlailng the fluIds. Chronic Rheumatism, Scrofula, Glandular D Wae Bah, Tic Iioraux Wies SwengsTuor Unlcers, Skin an p Bait Rheum, Bronchitis, Consumption. Liver Com plaint, &c. Not only does the Barsaparillian Rlesolvent xce l remeiagnts in the cure of Chronic ant it is the only positive cure for KIdney & Bladder Complaints, Irinery and Womb Dlseanes. Gravel, Diabetes e eo bumnl andn al ilk "r there nsaorbia dark, bii pper Sold by druggist. PRIOR ONE DOLLAR. D iM' Y AY ROWT'H UU EDt BY DR., ~r, RADWAY & 00,, 82 Warren Street, NEW YORK, DR RAD WAY'S e~gulating Pills, n-,par e re uae iiy clase an r gten. Rade Fil fo te ton of all rnereaf orCeaM ad ng mer~. srvde the followng syipm reult. lc nte lkd Acdt of th Stmah ra udernsinsthe 1or o th obai imm m a of the y ure n iiol 0ea0n S ents hen inx a01 lyn Droggur, IsRWadbsFae n dyBft Ferur "n Jl few dosewsetS 'U a ist fe CeI asepr o.Soeb ruggq. troe4 "F l,i n Tu ~n ~enst Aai riWA Cn, I