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Ornamllentatlon Without Money. A good deal can be done by way of home adornment without using any money, and'in these hard times that is quite an item with some of us. I saw a handsome picture the other day made pf1 1ieo8,a9sl. mp$s, sticks, and other thhigi, Which had been picked up in the fields and woods. The scene was a landscape, with trees, a house, fences, tIlIs,ai .valleysr V1 composed of these coiginon,ar(iclbsi but put together with such artistic skill, that it was very charming. Ano9ier lady has a rustic scene arranged on a foundation two feet square. There is a house made of tiny logs with tiny shingles, made from old ones. There are doors aid glass windows, a carpet and chairs, while outside an old-fashioned well sweep contains a bucket, and a doll, dressed like a boy, stands by it with a pall on his arm. A woman at the door with a broom in her hand seems sweep ing the steps. There is t creek formed of looking glass and pebbles; and moss serves for grass. Ferns artistically ar ranged liell very much in home adorn ment, both when growing, and when pressed and skillfully used. A friend showed inc a beautiful bed of forms which she transplanted from the woods this spring. They require a shady place and considerable water. They look well when pressed in a book or be tween blotting-papers, to border lan bregulns, or arranged in dainty baskets, and for many similar1i1 uses. I use them for spatter-work pictires. These can be made very cheap, and look fully as nicely after they are formed as those that are made of more expensive materIal. .1 mse cheap white paper, shoe blacking, ia blacki nig brush, and a tine sieve, only using a Very little blacking at a time, and bruslhing lightly on the sieve, being caref ul to have each spatter very small. A great amount of artistic skill may be shown in making these pictures. bol.l in the arrangement of the design amid in t.he shading. Mottoes in spatter-work are very halndsome. One picture I have, even lad a cross, with trees and ferns aronad it.; back of one of the trees was a (leer, and ibove W's a moon and stars. It was shaded to lbok like moonlight.. The designs are of course, Innmmera ble. A great many pret.ty things can be made of straws, Dainty little pie ture frames, delicate baskets, and vases for artificial flowers. They are far more durable than one would slip pose they would be, and for variety l.he straws may have a tiny spiral winding of gilt paper or Some itretty color. Luto Hours for Ettiir. One of the popular errors iII this country is that which regards eating heartily in the evening as detrimental to health. Almost any one can find a score of persons among his acquainat, anee who have dinner at two or. t,hree o'clock in the afternoon because they are unwilling, later in the day to trust their stomachs with anyt.hing more solid than tea or toast. if they go abroad, they look upon eating on board the steamer, of Welsh rarebits anad the like at ten .and( elevemn o'clock 1mm time ev'ening, with much the same horror that they would regard man excessive use of liquor. But when oncee fairly brought into contact with foreign habits, say Enaglish dinnercms at eight, anid Germman suppers at tea p. mi., they usually fall back on time sup)position that the umsagie of sever'al gemnerationa has fitted the digestive organs of' for eigners to bear thisa excessive strmun. One worthy American lady13 dismissed a native doctor in Paria as confessedly incom petent because he recommendhed for some dhyspeptie trouible thast sihe should eat a hearty mneai some two hours before going to bed. Fortunately his successor took the same s1tand( and though she consider'ed the method of' treatmenit ats wholly wrong, she was per'suaded 11nto followilng it, anid what Is mo re, wvas caired ini spite of hmerself. If our phlysicians would make this matteir of' dIet more a study, it w~old( hully r'epay them. 1t can not be that we are diff'erenmtly or'ganmized from 0our broetheran across the water', anid hence what long ex peience has shmown to be healthf'uilfoir i.hemi camn not prove ot,ber wise for.-us. Th'le striniim whieh 0our Ameieami habits of eating p)uta upon01 the systemi is, that it cr'owds tihe two really life-giving meals of tao day, br'eakfast amid dinnercm, close togethemr, and( then-leaves thme body to last six teeni 1h0urs' omut of' twenmt.y.t'oumr. O1locka in Ohmina. Thme Chinese as at pedople appear' to tmake but little mnote of time flight 01' t,mne when enga1gedl wiih time industrial afi faimrs of life, but time r'ev'erse is time ca.ee imcertaina eventis of f'requmen toccurr'mence in hulimanl etxper'iiee By t.hin wec meani such) occurr'ences ats marmriages, births and1( deaths, time flrst shiavbmig of a sonm's head, breaking gr'ound( f'or a newv house5, etc., time times of which amre takemi and1( recomrded wvith pecumliar care. ''ie 01nly 11mn plossePsed ini imost eases 01' chromlinmg such an imnpor'tan.t event as thie first nhaving of a soni's head, amre lighted joss sticks, the cr'owving of' cocks, hour glasses and1( oIlher similamr contrivances, all extremely rude and un arellable1 timenckeeper's. Comnpasses andismall sun dials -are luxuries, anid only eniployed by '.'professional men." TLhe 'Yel-to-do admetimnes callI these goditlomen in ptesumably to elhronlicle the, hour of 'the lrt shlave or thme birth oftn infant. in: large towns and dities the different watbhes of time day', as as eptAlped by the 'sun-dld are soun ded bgjiuge '1rutha.at the:principal places. One or the enriosities of Canton is a tower Odilaistlng of >a System of tamnks or vpesel, one above atndther, perfor atedi, 'so that the water is kept dropping regularly through them for the pur pose o't spjIngk the tiun'e. fut somie o)f tihe1Jgelitg11ilhseeni to at:Ise out of tlys,qurinn eutom .are very-anlIsing. Aichild born.atl.a.ay .Decemnber:81/ 1877 aP' oo1P.My', would, Atccii',lig 9 g eabe a y6ai id~ th:e n gynig tD AiWyasold on his iyould say I ia3i that lie 'Wais AGRICULTURE. FREQUENT CAUSE OF DIsEASE IN PIs, -The diseases which affect these ant. mals generally originate from their be ing kept in loathsome and uncomforta. ble situations, inhaling the most infec. tious exhalations, and being at out time stinted with food, and at anothet fed to the extreme. The hog, although wallowing in the filthiest mire, some times leeding upon the most disgusting kind of food, both animal and vegetable, and often when in a decomposed state, does not always do so with impunity. We are convinced that many animah of this class are annually lost from the effects of improper food, or from living in an atmosphere surcharged with poi sonous elliuvia, the product of animal or vegetable decomposition; and we think owners of pigs often make greal mistakes in not paying more attention to the quality of their food and condi tion of their lodgings. Decomposing substances, both animal and vegetable, grain that has undergone a changc from long keeping or exposure to damp, and which is loaded, perhaps, with tht sporules of poisonous fungi, brine fronm tite meat tub-these and other simiial substances are often given to pigs as food, and in many Instances have bee: known to cause great losses. Muci that we have seen convinces us of the necessity of more attention being paid to the quality of the food of these ant. tais tha is generally bein,; done, ant also to the nature of their lodgings, as well as the air they breath. As a rule we believe that old and strong hogs ar not so easily atfected by improper foot as young ones, and we have somtettme: know i sows to appear tn perfect healtl when suckling their pigs, but yet t< have their i.lgs so alt.ered in quail t.3 fro; - the ef'ect of bad food as to destro3 the pigs. WIND IintEAxs.-If the ttrier has t barn, anid a fence around it, let hin plant. outside of that fence, a row o evergreens, closely toggt,her, so tha not,hing can injure them, and in a fev years he will have such protectiot from the storm for his stock that m tnoney could intdi" hini to remove tl trees. We know this to be a fact, am we further know that where such i "wind breaker" exists no sliiverini stock Is to be found. Of course w< would not have these trees all rout.< the barn, but Just at these parts wher storms are most prevalent. And wlheri farners have barns, or protection b; buildings, and wish to have protect.ioi in soie way, let them select some suit able tield, amd hedge it inl withi tii same kind of trees. in the same wal I.huy woUld their b.rn yards they wil meet with success; as every persos who has tried the experiment knows Let these wind brc.akers be plantei during the coining suiner, and in few years no farmner will complain c having nio protection for his stock. To l'isErv: 13u'rri.-To three gal lois of brine strong enough to bear al egg, add a quarter of a pound of nle white sugar and one teaspoonful c salt.petre. Boil the brine and when I is cold strain carefully. Make you butter into rolls, and wrap each care fully In a clean white muslin cloth tying up with a string. Pack a larg Jar full, weight the butter down an pour on the brine until It is submerge( This will keep really good butter pei fectly sweet and fresh for a whole yeat Be careful not to put upon ice butte that you wish to keep for any length c Lime. In summer when the heat wl not admit of the butter being made int rolls, pack closely in small Jars, anm using tihe saume brine, allow it to cove tihe butter to a depth of at least four ii ches. Th'Ims exciludes the air, and atl swes vrynearly as well as t,he tira mehdsuggested. 1lonsEn FEEm.-IIay and oats malk the hest, feed fbr horses that are oblige 1.o work hiardh and regularly. If thi hay Is cuitandi the oats bruised or' grouni the wihole mixed or moistened, thi horse will eat lisa ratioiis quicker, dl gest thiem sooner, anid thus have mnoi tiime for resting aned renewing his p)ow er for labor. Farmers' horses th a work little durIng the winter may I kept cheaper by catting and mlxiin bright straw and hay in eqjual quant ties, and adding a ration ot steamed pt tatoes or rawv carrots. LICE ON CAr'rL.-TihePractical Fa. mecr says a good r'emedy for lice on cal tie is water in which potatoes are bol ed. For' every one of your cattle tak~ two quarts of waiter and eight mniddl sized p)otatoes cut in half. If you hav ten ca'tle you must take eight.y potatot and twenty quarts of water. Whle the potatoes are soft take them out Get a large sp)oon andl wash the catti freely, choosing a warmn day. Coms them with a cturrmyeombl, and y'ou wvi be surprised to see the effects of th plotatto. To save posts from decay, dip ti ends1 to be set in tie grotund in pet.r< lenim; paint or char them. We believe In eniraching the soil a' oording to Its wvants. "Youii Onal't Foot Sie!" A certain disciple of Esculaphi who loves a joke, Is the owner of fine skeleton, set up in such a manine that by3 opeing the door of the recej taele and touching a spin g, the hon object will walk forward several ate! out of the door. Among the many p)ea' and detriments to study and though wvhich this p)hystelanii laily sutbjeete to, is the ftreqtueiit litrusion of atjpph orange, andh other fruit-vonders In th shape of small boys. 'The other d1a) while ini close proximity to the door< the closet, in which the skeleton us kel the good doctor's rest was brokeni b the entrance of one of the youthift vendors wvithi a shrill cry, "Want I btuy aipples ?" ThinkIng to have somi sp)ort at the apple vendborR expense, th worthy physician sulddenly threwv ope the closet(door, and touching the sprlng forth stalked the skeleton in all his bc ny majesty. A basket was instanutl dropped on the floor, a half bushel c apples rolled broadcast over the roon while a terribly sa.ared youth was see dilsappearing through the oflce dec with shrill cries. After. enjoying quiet laugh, the physicI an busied hirn self in picking up and .restorlng to th basket the scattered fruit, expeetin te lag *ould reoturn in a monment fc his steak in trade. After a brief interval the phtysiela noticed from the windoiv the lad stand lng in .the street gazing spellbound i the office (leer. Seeing te lad evInce no dispositlion So retuirn for his baske and frutit, the dlotor. carried te sam to the door, vhuieh lie opened, anc calling-So- te lad, requested hIm t Aome and get it. Jiud ge of the doctor? surprise whlen he, was 'greoted with til ollowing resfohls'e 'to'nIs iffvltat'o': .ffe[y;o don3r,[ Yod~ can't fool mt if you.havo-gos.your clotheos o in -" DOMESTIC. 13ARLIY SUGAR ALMONDs AND IIORIC nOUND.-'Tho following recipe for bar ley sugar, a favorite candy with Eng lish children, is taken from an English magazine: One and a half pounds of nne loaf sugar should be broken into small lumps and boiled over the fire with a pint of water. It should be skimmed carefully till it looks like glue, and when dropped into cold water be comes brittle and will snap. The juice of a lemon and six drops of essence of lemon should now be added, the sugar boiled up just once, and then the bot tom of the pan should be placed in cold water till the first heat has sub sided. The preparation should then be poured upon a marble slab, which has been slightly smeared with butter, it will, of course, spread out, but it should be drawn together with a knife, and kept as atuch as possible In a lump. As soon as it is cool enough to handle, pieces aJout the size of an egg may be cut off, rolled to the form of round sticks, and twisted slightly, as barley sugar usually is bought. These should be put on an oiled sheet and left till they are cold and stilf, when sugar should be sifted slightly over them. For burnt almonds take a pound of almonds and bleach by scalding in hot water, when the skins will easily slip off. Dry theimn and warm them slightly. Three-quarters of a poun d of sugar should now be boiled with halft a pint of water, till the surface looks like large pearls or globules, when a few drops of prepared cochineal, a few drops of vanilla, or any other suitable essence, and the almonds should be thrown in and all stirred gently to gether with a wooden spoon, to detach the sugar both from the bottom and sides of the saucepan. 'i'he almonds should be kept from sticking to the bottom of the pan, and should be thor oughly turned over and over, so that they may be well coated, or, as It is called, "charged" with sugar.. As soon as they give out a crackling noise the pan should be removed from the lire and still gently stirred, until the sugar has the appearance of being grained almost like sand, when almonds, sugar and all should be turned down upon a sieve and covered with paper for live minutes. At the end of that time the almonds should be plicked out and the grained sugar put again Into the sugar boiler with just enough water to dissolve it, and when it is again boiled to the point it had be fore reached the almonds should be thrown in again and stirred until they have received another coating, being careful only to keep them entirely sop arate. The operation may be repeated a third, and even a fourth time, when they will probably be double their ori i ginal size and are done. They ought to have a rugged, uneven surface and f to be crisp and hard when bitten in half. They may either be used as they are or wrapped in fancy papers. If it - is wished to impal t a glazed appearance , to burnt almonds, they should, when e prepared, be dropped Into a little f thickly dissolved gumarabic, boiling t hot and stirred lightly till they are r covered with the gum, then turned on - a sieve to dry. c HOUSEKEEPING MADE EASY. - A I couple may now set up for themselves - with very few utensils, scarcely any provisions, and next to no knowledge of cookery. A gas or oil stove takes r the part of a cbstly and cumbrous f cooking range.. CotYee is bought not I only parched but ground. Spices and u pepper come all prepared for use. I, Everyk kid of bread, cake and pastry r' can be purchased at a sligh tadvance on - the cost of' the matera':ls they contain. -If one wishes the sport of' making them, t self-raising flour can be lad in any gro cery.. Fr'uit of' all kinds, tall r'eadiy f'or the table, can be purchased about as e cheaply as that which must be pr'e ni pared. Not only lobsters and other e shelh-flsh, but salmon may be bought ii cooked and ready to be servett at a e prtice but little above what the cr'ude - artibles cost, and cooked corned beef, C tongue, pIgs' feet andl ham have long - beenm on thme market. There ar'e also t canned soups, that only neced to be dl e luted; mince meat all ready to put be tween: pie-crusts, and roast meats and fowls of all descriptions. Sonic groeers keep mush prepared for' frying. Bos ton baked beans, put'up in cans, have lad a great run during the past few years. English plum puddings are also on t,he ma: ket Last summer wvitnessed e the advent of fried potatoes as an article eof commerce. And now comres the re e por thait a chartered company has been sengaged in the manuf'acture of fish balls for th'e mar'ket. It Is no longer *necessary t.o be a cook in order to keep *house. It requires scarcely any cook b ing utensils to provide a warnm meal. A can opener, a frying pan and a coffee e pot are tue p)rincipal requisites. Even tihe last Is not absolutely necessary, since a mixtnre of prepared coffee, e sugar', andl cream may readily be ob -tainedt. It is even p)ractical now for the novice to dispense wvith a cook-book, as the label on every can tells how to tr'eat the conten)ts. A Manly Bearing. is Heo walked into a Jeff'erson avenue a clothing store with firm treadl and man r ly bearing and asked to see a business .. suit of clothes. -lHe soon found a suit y to please and got into it. When sat , isfied that it was a lIt lie walked oil' ,a with thme remark that he'd see the Lt clothier later. It was then 4 p. m.,and d the clothier didn't want any later' ,, about it. H[e overhauled the man at e thme door, and when the p)rlsoner found ~, that he couldn't get away lhe rolled the f~ new suit in the snow in such a vigor ,e ous manner that the clothier was y obliged to sit up half the night and ml pick snow-balls out of the pockets. o "Do you expect to gain the esteem e of the puglic by such conduct as this?" e sharply ?nquired the court. ni "The public hain't no friend of , mine," replied the prisoner. - "I believe it is every manm's duty to y wear good clothes, if lhe can afford 1' them," remarked the court, "but I , can't say a word In favor of your way n of securing a new suit. I never heard r* of suclh brazen Impudence." a "Anid I never saw a coat set like that -one did," retorted the prisoner. "It e was all skewed around like a mule's g )awv, and i'd have been ashamed to be r hung in it." "I'll give you a better fit, I think. n~ I'll make it three months." - "Well, I kin stay up there as long as ,t the public kin afford it," growled the prisoner, and he went into tihe corridor and ate some dried apples with e apparent resignation. I,KaPT.EBoor PURR by using Dr. Jayne's Alteatv and yo u th e ayste,m tot many inmalignan ement W eh loe to th emselvees a may d1oeep into 6me SerouiusQmplait a kia Dise, -M*rentiah Affc o. Survy or Tu daiterauV. by oe intom the moes ougIIyurges the bO4,ande e sysem -d at temamne time mus-| HUMOROUS. WE WOULDN'T PAY " WAN CINT." 'Mr. Murphy, the officer says you were intoxicated last night. What have rou to say?" "Does he, faith?" queried Murphy n return, as he seized the bar of the >olice court and heard the charge of I1s Honor. "You were unable to take care of ,ourself." " Well, now, av that don't bate all I" " Is there any reason why you should lot be punished?'' " R'ason i It's the most onr'asonable king ever done to mortal man to take no to the station house." "You were drunk." "Is it me drunk? No, sor, half trunk. Sure, av a man can't walk long wud a frind, an ould frind at hat, wudout goin' to the lock-up dunno phat I do at all, at all." " lie couildt't walk, Yer honor,'' aid the officer. " I'm as good a walker as he is or any Pth1er mtan ; and sure there's me daugh or, Berjulia. phat's goin' to be a nanty maker, sure-" You are lined $10, Mr. Murphy." le walked into the corridor on ais way to the prison, with a frown on tis face and anger In his eye. " Do you want to sond for a friend ?'" sked Messenger MacEnvoy, kindly. " A frind 1 For phat?" " To pay your fiue." " Niver, niver. No, sor, not av I was to shtay here till doom's day, I'll ilver pay wan cint. That's phat's the natther wud me, i'yo mind that now." A FEw (lays since a party of gentle non were together. One man, a joker, tepped up to a member of the party tud, holding a long hair before his yes, -aid : "See here, old fellow, this ooks suspielous. Where did this long tair come from ?" " Why, that's fron nty wife's head !" " Are you sure of t?" "Sure of it? of courae I am. You don't suppose you would find any )ther woman's hair about nme, do you ? 'No, probably' not; but I am sorty to ce you are so sute it is your wife's iair, for I Just plked It off the coat of ;his gentleman," poiiting to a friend tear by. A DUTCHMAN once met in Irishman )I a lonely highway. As they met 3ach smiled, thinking he knew the lter. Pat, on seeing his mistake, re umarked, withi a look of disappointment, Faith, and I thought it was you, and you thought it was mle, and it's naythur Af us." " Yaw, dat is dru. I am an )der Iuan, and you i81n Ot vourself, and we are both some other bodles." h ELRIE," said the farmer, as he ex hibited a broken jar to the muanufac turer, 14 I packed this jar full or butter, utnit the Jar split from top to bottom. perhaps you can explain the phenome na." " Oh, yes, I can," was the ready reply, " the butter was stronger than the jar." A RAw German who had been suin noned for jury duty desired to be re lieved, giving this reason: "Schmudge, I can nich goot Inglish onderstan'." Looking over the crowded bar the Judgo repiied : "Oh, you can serve. You won't have to understand good Ehnglish; you won't hear any such here." A GENTLEMAN a(idresses another gentletian, whomtl he doesn't know, at a party : "This affair Is awfully stupid. Let's go out and take a drink." " L wouild like to do it,'' was the reply, "but I can't leave very well." " W hy no,"" Why, you sec I am the one that is givinig the p)arty." THEui. rich young lady wno recently married a horse car driver had takeni to heart Sirt J osephi Porter 'a pr~onuncla meto, that " love is a front piatforml on wlvihl all ranks meet.'' TEACER - Have you niot learned yourz geoigraphy lesson ? Smart French Bloy--liow could I, mn'sieu, without hearing from ijerlinm. LA DIEs will be interested ini knowing that fur-lined cloaks have been worn in Poland by p)eddlers5 for the last hun dred years. " Poon mani, indeed 1" she remarked of one who had lost the faculty of smell ; " lie hiasn't a scenlt in tihe world.'' " WsmonT for tile wagon," observed the fariner, as lie hlelped his 300-pound wife to a seat in t,hekwagonl. THEii weight of the transgressor is fifteen ounces to the phound. BUcKSKIN glo'ves are dear because the deer is the buck's kill.' SOLID men are genlerally fond of liquid refreshmnents. I DON''r WANT TH A' T rulu" 1s w hat a lady of Boston said to her husband when he brought home some medicine to eure her of sic1k headache and net, ralgia whieh had maide her miserable for fourteen years. At the first attack thereafter, it was administered to her Withl such good results, that she con tinued its use until cured, and made so enthusiastic ini its prFalse, that she in duced twent.y-two of the best families in her circle to aldopt it as their regular family medicine. Tihaut "stuiff" is Hop Bitters. _______ WoMEcN NLVERrTnINK h1-If the crabbe t old hachelor who uttered thiis sen time* d could but witness the intense thought, deep study and thiorolughl investigation of women ini determining tihe best mcdi cines to keep their families well; and would note their sagacity and wisdom in selecting Hop Bitters as the best and demonstrating it by keeping their fami lies in perpetual health, at a mere nominai expense, he would be forced to acknowledigo that such son timents are baseless and false. As ONE pound of Dobbins' Electric Soap, (made by Cragin & Co., Philadel phia,) will do the work of five pounds of any other, it is really the cheapest, though it costs a little more per pound. Try it. The Only Way. The only way to curo catarrh Is by the use of a cleansing and healing lo tion, applied to the Inflamed and dis eased membrane.. Snuffs and fumiga tors, while affording temporary rellet, irritate the affected parts and excite a more extended inflammation. Biesides, no Outward applications alone can cure catarrh. The disease originates in a vitiated state of blood, and a thorough alterative course of treatment is neces sary to remove it from the system. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy has long been known as an effielent standard remedy for this disease, but, to insure and per. manent cure -it should be used in cQn junction witi: Dr. Pierce's Golden lied ical Discovery, itsje best veg9table.hl. terative yetd disoovered.' The Discover,y cleanses the vitiated blood, whiJ9 the Catarrh Reumedy allays ^the in damma tion and heal. the diseasod jis " ANAILES+" Is nn Infaillible Cure for Piles.. Mr. Wm. J. An:drowe, of Columbia, Tenn., writes the following: Mossrs. NEUSTAKDTER & Co., Now York : GENTs-For upward of 20 years I have been afflicted with the Piles. When I first took them they were blind and very painful. For about ten years they continued as blind, then commencod bleeding. The hemorrhoids con tinued to increase until ; was losing at every a stool fully a gill of blood, and frequently, while standing at my desk,the blood would run down into any boots. I have had those homl- u orrhoids to last for several hours. In the meantime, like a drowning man. I was grasp ing at everything trying to find relief. On o one occasion I hiad them cautorixEd, which, e after intense suffering for over a month, c effeoted temporary relief, for a short time only however. About ten months since, while at stool, my eyo tell on an advertisement headed 4 in large letters, "Piles," "Send 2 cent stamp b and get circular." I did so and received a few "Plain Blunt Facts" in reply, after reading which, I concluded it was such plain common ( snso that I would give "Anakesis"-a trial. I did so and the result was, that after a few t< days use, the blooding ceased and I have not suffered a moment's pain since. It is said that "a fellow feeling makes one wondrous kind." 8o, knowing qqite a number of friends who wore suffering like myself. I distributed quite a number of them, and from every one re- - coived a favorable report. I would not be without "Anakesis" for a hundred times its cost. To all who are afflicted with Piles I would say : "Give Anakesis a trial and you will no longer be a sufferer." Wa. J. ANDnEws. "Anakesis" is sold by all first-class drug gists. Price $1.00 per box. Sent free by mail - on receipt of price by P. Neustaedtor & Co., sole manufacturers of "Anakesis," Box 8910 Now York. Samples will be sont free to all sufforers. The Girl lurtod. Soon after Lincoln's inauguration ia 1801, Paris was Invaded by newly-ap pointei Ministers and consuls-Cassius M. Clay, on his way to Russia; Mr. Marsh, bound for Italy; Anson lur lingaine, waiting to see If Austria would receive hint, and one or two others, besides Freinont who was on a special mission to purchase arms. Of evenings, at the Hotel du Louvre, the fun was " fast and furious," and all the stories that had done duty on the sttunp during the preceding campaign were told agai.n for the benefit of those who had spent the summer of '00 abroad and missed it all. " Burlingame," said a Kentuckian who happened to be of the party, " tell 'em about' the gal in red.' " Burlingame colored up, looked at Clay, and seemed puzzled. "''ell it,'' said Clay; " its out, and they may as well hear it." And this was the story : At one time, several years ago, Burlingatue and Clay were stumpt,ig together in the West. One evening they had re ceived a particularly warm reception, and had returned to the hotel, where they were sitting in their room, smok ing, and congratulating each other on theirl success. Suddenly strains of music were heard outside. " They are serenading its," said Clay; "open the window and make 'eni a speech.'' "s No, you,'' said Burlingame. But Clay per sisted, so Burlingame stepped to the window, opened it, and began, " Fellow citizens, I hardly know how to thank you for this touching proof of your es teeni and regard. Mr. Clay and my self are indeed grate-'" Just at this point a voice in the crowd below was heard saying, " Boys, that ain't the gal in real. Let's dust!'' and1 they "' dusted, 'eavinzg tihe lautgh on time " visiting statesnmn." Th'ley swore each other' to secrecy,and kept it quiet for some time, but It leak'ed out some how, and1( they hadl to make a clean, breast of it. Deal Gently with the 1stoninaoh. '" If it proves refractory, mild discipline Is the thing to set it rigt. Not all the nauseous draughts and Lboluses over invented can do half as much to remedy Its disorders as a few wineglasafulls-say, three a day-of Hostet-. ter's Stomach Bittera, which will afor 1 it speedy relief, and eventually banish every dyspeptic and bilious symptom. Sick head ache, nervou"ness, sallowness of the con. plexion, fur upon the tongue, vertigo, and these many indescribable and disagreeable sensations caused by indigestion, are too often perpetuated by injudicious dosing. An imme diate abandonment of such randlom and ill ad vised experiments should be the flr.At step ia the direction of a cure :the next ate p the use of this standard tonic alterative, wich has re ceived the highest medical sanction and won unprecedented popularity. WORMS. WORMS. WOnMS. F. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrup never fails ta destroy Pin, Seat and Stomach Worms. Dr. Kunkol. the only successful physician wiho re moves Tape WVorm in two hours, alive with head, and no foe until removed. Commona sense teaches if Tape Worms be removed all other worms can be readily destroyed. Advice at office and store free. The doctor can tell whether or not the patient has worms. Thou. sands are dying, daily. withl worms, and do not know it. F'its, spasms, cramps, choking andl suffocation, sallow complexion, circles around the eyes, swelling and p)aiin in the stomach, restless at night, grimnding of the teeth, picking at the nose, cough, fever, itchinag at the seat, hieadlache, foul breath, the patient grown pale and thin, tickling and irritation in the anus all these symptoms, and more, come from worms. E. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrup never falls to remove them. Price, *1 00 per bottle, or six bottles for $5 00. (FrTape Worm, write and consult the Doctor.) For all others, b)uy of your druggist the WYorm Syrup, and If h1e lies it not, sen'd to Dr. E. F1. Kunkel, 259 .N. Ninth, street. Philadelphia, Pa. Advice by mail, free; send three-cent stamp. E. F. KunkcePs flitter Wine of Xron. Gives tone to the. stomach. It improve. the appetite jad atssists digestion ; excites the bowels ti healthy action, expelling all the foul humors that contaminate the blood, corrupi the secretions and offend the breath. It ex cites the liver to a healthy action and strength. ens the nerves Imparting that glow to life that proceeds alone from perfect health, Thoeusands In all walks of life, testify to the vittnes of this excellent medicine in correct. lug the dlerangemnent of the digestive organs. Get the genuine. Bold only in *1.00 bottles, or six bottles for 65.00. Ask for E. F. KUNREr/'s and take no ether.. If your drug geshsIt net, mend te proprietor, E. . K23a,No 9 North Ninth Street, Phila delphia, Pa. Advice free ; enolose three Oeut stamp. JhrAug.,s TafrEna OINTxuNT will euro all seabby or scaly diseases of the skin. RHEUMATISM, This dreadful diaease, the doctors tell us, Is it' the bleed, and believing this to be true, we advise every sufferer to try Durang's Rheu matic Remedy. It Is taken internally and positively cures the worst case in the shortest time, Sold by every Druggist in town. Oauser can be Cured By Dr. Bend's now discovery-a positive cure for this dread malady-nio knife, nocaustic, noe pin. Dr. Bond's success in treating Oaner itruly marvelous. Reinedies sent to any part of the world, with full directions for encoessfl home treatmentL Send a description of your ease, or any cancer sufferer you mty know ofw Pamphlets and full directions sent free, Ad dross, Dr. I. T. Bond, Philad's., Pa. HRasau?' T'rru OrNTMmtT ifill cure sore Eyolide, Sore Nose, Barber's Itoh on the face, or Grocers' Itoh en the bands. It never falla. 60 cents a box, sent bymall for 00 cents. Jono lli 0 Arh .PiA a IF YOU AD NERVOUS AND DEPSED 5e OOPLAND'S QYnMAN Brrnms. JOHNSON'S JEW METHOD of HARMONY, By A. N. JOINSON. (*1.00). Just Published. Tis new book is so simplo and clear In it expla. ntious the amny music teacher or amateur can got n e'xcellent idea of tihe solensce, bysimply readn throungh.t tie autie time, a most thorough nurse is markmld out for those who wish to be com mors, including work for many months. wititnit, rstill, better witlh a teacher. 'Iluusauds can now ar that Im eve not hitherto been able to do so. TIEE GO PEL OF JOY sreceived with the greatest favor by all who havo tamnl td it, a ad . in itself, airemly a groat auo sec. Seind for It. Use It ill Conventions, Sabi ath shoot Olatherings, and11 " Conigresses," Camp, Praise ud Prayer Meetlngs. (85 etc.). lood News. By J. M. M Intosh. (35 ots.) hlning River. By H. 8. A W. 0. Perkins. (350). liver of Lite. By Perkins & B ntly (S6 eta.) tving Wate''. By D. F. Hodges. (35 ots.) horat Pratise. By J. HI. Waterbury. (25 et.) Five Sumda School long Books that it is hard to oat, ant which contain a great deal of flue musts > be found nowhero else. Any book mailed, post-froe, for retail price. Oliver Ditson & Co, Boston. J. E. DITION & CO., 92 Chestnut Pt., Phila. o4 lpay Agets a ay of 100 r mo end expenses or allow a large commision, to sell our sew anti wo~ lhml in venton,a. We man,wAat wessay. Sample free. AddressucaaxiACo.. Marshall,Mien. PERMANENT INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION. DICNTEJNNIA.L. GROUNJi. SEASON OF 1879-80. 11 OPEN EVERY DAY. -M ADMISSION 26 Conte. CHILDREN, 10 Cents. IXTENSIVE ALTERATIONS AND IMPROVE. MEN'IS UAVE BEEN MA DE(. (EW AND ATTRAJTIVE EXI IIT8 ADDED, WITH MANUFAOTURINO MACIIINERYt IN PItAO'kIOAL, OPERATION. t Magnificent Display il the Dupartntonts of Sot. ence, Art, Ediucat oil, Agriultuire & Meohiantos. The Poipular Succees of Last tlenson, GRAND PRW IEN +D AND DRESS HOPS, EVEYlG WEDNESDAY EVENINO Jomneona with It 11i Opening Dar. the lui ling will be OPEN DAILY from 8 A. M. to 0 P. M UNTABLISHED 1848 MORGAN & HEADLY, Impoers of Diamonds AND Iaull'cturcls of Spectacl1, ..s .A.SO . .r., .Nat..i.. . Inustrated 'rioe List Pent to th trad ea apploation. PIAN 4 00-factory s"n'a ie"-li."tboor". rgtinAmerica-2,000 in use--Pianos sent on trial-eatlgue t .r. s.ND. soiar PiAno Co., 21, . 6t Strest. N. T. SENTS WANTED FOR THI NEW HISTOEI. CAL WORK, Our Western Border. e . nfslete and Graphie History of American Pie. seer Lire, with fll I aco4unt of e. George Rogers Olark's famous Kaskaskia xpedlton, IOU yars agro. Its thrilllimng conflicts of Red and White foo&. U, l. IngAdventures, Captivities, Porats,Scouts, Pioneer 11'men andliloys. hIndlan War" Paths, Cam p Lite end Sports. A book for Old and Young. Not a dull page. No competition. Enormous sales. Agents wanted ev.rywhere. Illustratedcircniara free. J.O. iIcUUKDY) Aop., 26 S. S.evsnth St.. P,ilad'a, Pa. C0LIiPO O t 2 E!, D ..epp.iro. os d all Ohronio Dis eases, b ar Ustnsg ps .sa. r EMARKARE CURES A'. e. 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IIIB Datcilluss (erain.Sarln TimeSartng. and Mtoney,Saring Thresher* of tnt. dam n genera lor. leyond all rivalry fSr ltopid Work, Perfect Cleaning, and for Saving On tso from Wastage. TEAN Power Thrbshers a Specialty. Specil sites of Separators made expressly for Steam Power. O~UR Unrivaled Steam Thresher Engines, both Portable and Tractton, with Valuable Improte. Snonts, far beyond any other make or kind. THE ENTIRE Threshing Expenses (and oftenm three to f?le times that amount) oan be made by the Extra Grain SAVED by these Improved Machines. GRAIN Batters will not submit to the enor" mous wastage of Grain and the Inferior work done by all other machines, when once posted on the difference. NOT Onli Vastly Superlor' for Wh ieatt oafte DBar ye. and like Grains, but the OrtY ucces. ful Thresher InyFlax, Timothy, Millet, Clover and like Seeds. Requires no "attachments" or "rebuilding" to change from Grain to Seeds. 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