The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, June 21, 1879, Image 1

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& .j $$y~ fi.l y {A lt ;4:'4.7 t'.W:z,K '1 . ' T - ,, DITION. rINNSBORO S. C., JUNE 21, 1879. VOL. IV.-NO. 9. LET It $7 IN not swift to tak#o 4 Let it pass'l - Atger is a fo, to sonse ; Let it pass I Bh "Od not darsly o'er a wrong WIVOh wi 1 disappear ero long; Iathor sipg thie cheery sdng Let itpass ! Lotit pass! Strife oorrodes the purest min d Iot it paa t - As the unro-arded wiud, Le% it pass I.. Any Vulgar soula that live May. endemn without reprieve ; 'Tie the idble who forgive, Let it pass ! Let it paas ! Echo not an angry word ; Lot it paise I Think how often you bavo orred; Lot it pses I Sinen our joys must pass away, Like the dowdrop.i on the-spray, Whoitoforo should our sorrows stay ! Ltt them-pass I Le6 thenm pass I If for good you've taken ill, Let it pass! Oh ! be kind and gont' still; 'Y4t it",-aaI Time at last makes all things straight; Let us not rdson. but wait, And our triumpi shall b'-reat Letitpaisl Lot itpass I - ilid your anggr to depart, Let It pass I Lay these homely words to heart; 'Let t paea !" Follow hot the giddy throng ; Bettet, to bo Wron4ed ttap wrop 4 Therefore sing th6 oheory dsog' Lot it pass I Lot it pass I The Old Chalk-Pit. South Down, though charmingly situated in ono of the eastern counties of England, is not a place of general resort. Here and there a cottage or two spay be found, making a pleasing varidty in a land scape rich In nature's loveliness; but as our narrative has only to do with that part of South Down In the Immediate viciskty of the chalk-pits,. we will briefly Introduce the reader to Adam Ratw%ey and his wife, an old coiple occupying one of the littLY' dwel lings near to this locality. Adant spent most of his days hi carting away mud and rubbish from the roadside, and at Other times he- would wori; in the pits, "earning enough to eop .hiself-and wife In comfortable circuistances. Theso old people lived on front ;lay to day, from season to season, without change In their mode of life. They were qtet.and orderly, causiig. 'neither -trottb6 nor anbf anee .to their ieiglhorg; but for all this they were no favorites. The faet' is, Deborah Rawley- and her husband lived only to please theQmselves. Possessed ,f every comfort-for, besides the bread-winper's.earnings, they had a lit tle income of eight shillings a week coming in regularly-and engr.ssed in their own concerns, they nIer troubled thomelves about tolig' ielghbdrly ; - thus mueh-of the sunshine of life was - unknown to them, through the unapproachabless of their own charactpre, , .., Thyey were ceo;aiuly l striidng e9ntrast to the rest of the lih itants of Lime Cot tages, na h0 9ollecii bf little dwellings was cqlldalinbng hom tlpro was a feel ing of friendliness,- and many helpful deeds made life's day brighter to maiy of them. But the Rawleys wore strangers to acts of kindness, and so long as no misfortune happened to themselves they never thought of reliovhtig the Ills bf othie folkcs. Mrs. Figgins, their next-door neighbor, wvhco hiubnd was~ don wvith brain'fevir, and' reqiired constant watching, "day and night,ohud three'of her little children laid n g$ he same time with infiamaition qf the ie4er vehtArp ~n akng ad fro Mr~ Raiwley; but Mrs. Keen, a busy muatron, with half a dozen little ones of her own, and engaged nearly tevery hour of the day in ministering to their wants, proffered the necessary help11, even before it was solicited. The wvholp.community, with 0.h excep tion of eki' Debdykh Qud'hor hmbitsa vied wII pi nipt iq Iring ooer *s 1IM *Nnt even a kind Inquiry as tq how the in yelids were progressing p)assed thme qld ooup)e'g lips; and as to a few of the new' laid 'eggsj thiaufras ItAley's henshduppblied her with no plentifully, flndinig their way into their slok neighbor's house, such a mont t,hp shelves in tho little pqrlor till thdy beoanme too bad to be patp# by any qud, . he fao4lty sor pppforming iLindniesca certainly did not belonig to these qid people. All their lives they ,ba cloadd theit h0,j to worlis of .benyolonge, sn4 nqw Iin th~ decl ining yearp, no gentle rpmp lri earth or heaven abomlit "i ii?t1 i Adamking him for a moment spa which, I ~ tho bidlt woi .ave filled i colmtenanod with asmuti " us if -they do wan owi laid - them ke s their 9 . a frien p' ernin ut o Ick fe$ was from h abid e con4 pypr o Its it s omen' cn) e in wh je e 's&~o wq ~ IJ simpnI, int in order to relievo the prestig Mrs. . gjshou odtJ 14 nakingrapid progress toward convalescence f supplied with proper nourishment. The Rawley's were nqt in ignoiance a, o the feeling of' disfavoy withi Which thel hellow cottagers regarded them-but wha ared they? Possessed of all they required, able t< vait on themselves, endowed with goo< icalth, they solicited favors of no one, an< with biluded eyes, and well-nigh unthank 'til hearts, they lived for themselves only. One afternoon, Adam Rawley had jus artaken of a very comfortable tea, whici its wife had prepared for him. Poor.Mra Liggins' pale, anxious face, which hi 3aught a sight of as she returned from.he icanty marketing, had by no means dis ,urbed his enjoyment of it, and with thi mine unmindfulness regarding the wants o )thers he prepared to set out for his worl rgain. "You'i about have time toshell the pea md get the supper on afore I'm back,' were the parting words to his helpmeet md with no thought beyond the p-esent the ipeaker started. The following quarter of an hour wa. assed in fetching the horse and cart fron learmuer Kirby's. Then Adam filled hi, art with the collection of rubbish, and eading old Derry by the bridle, proceeded eisurely in the direction of the chalk-pits, Steadily and qletly the willing anima )lodded on, past the Ltne Cottages, down he curve of the road,, to within a few feel f the deep hollow in which the load h< was carrying 'was to be deposited. But suddenly a loud "Whoa!" aedom, >anied by a tug of the reins, announec< hat something was wrong, but this faile ~o rectify matters, for the horse, suddenly ;hecked at the moment of slipping, was un .ble to recover his footiug, and, after oni )r two ineffectual attempts, lils knee, loubled under him and down he went. Then began as struggling and scufllinng is Adam exerted all his strength to ge Dlerry to his teet; but the ground whiel k as composed of loose sand, was unfavor ible for-.this.purpose, and the horse's strug les brought him nearer and nearer to the ,it's edge. In bewildered dismay, the oh nan gazed affrighted around, as lie endea vored to pull the animal back, In vain he shouted and called for help io living creature was visible, and no sonnc broke the stillness as his agonized tone lied away without response. " She'll be over as sure as fate-and draf :no in," he gasped frantically, feeling hi ;trength failing with each plunge of th liorse. While large beads of prespiratior ;tood ,on his intensely puckered face,.hi :hougbts fldw to old Deborah,'who was sit ing in her kitchen, calmly -shelling a fin athering of marrowtats, little guessing tha Derl then just happening to her husban within 'a short distance from her dwelling Having finished, she rose from her sea is-some one hastily passed her open door uid,'-i}t agqotaer -'.pQngnt,gehQ hieV4:rs, [' iggins' eldest girl explaining somethuinf : her lnotlier. - -The tonds were hurried and the sound .onfused; and she might have paid littl iced to thieni-had not her own name fallen vith familiar diatihitness on her ears. " What havo they got to talk about m or?" she murmured somewhat gruffly, as prceeeding to the door, she was going ta ,lose it; but her attention was arrested b; wyhat appeared to be the outpouring of al ier neighbors, as though moved by on4 inind, they rushed in the direction of th 5haik-pit. Mrs. Figgins alone stood etationary, an( lir countenance paled when she saw thi look of fear that overspread old Deborah' race as s1o. inquired: "What's the matter-what's they. al one down there for?" - "Oh, Mrs,aRawley, ddn't be frightened he horsO hae fallen' down, and your hi band cannot get him up again-and we 11er listener stayed to hear no more' wit i wild heream she ran off, and reached th icene of the Accident just as, with an aw fuil crash, the horse vanished over the pit' inouth, dragging along w.th him old Adam The half howl, half shriek, which brok from his wife's lips, long rang in the car of those who hiemrd it:. "My Aditini my Adqmi oelb let mec gc to' hImh I" ttiud, bi ($ nqt b'pwn for kind bi d'oros apms, the poor c reature wcaal, bsvo -throwin herself into the pit in lie a ,' stay ye hr;he'll 1)0 all right'." But as tehe soothing words were spokenl the speakers loolse4.grogqd wji bewildm ed fate',:ti8.they saw~ np'poselble way c oiqking gqod tlhl promise, 'for ,so,uge thel wun expresqfon, '"t e meni" were a11 awqy It~ a,mpan was witiq call; the gttajge woere peopled by :women rind children a this hour qf the~ eveiing, the bread-winnet bolag awny in the fields,. . " If hes alive now, he'll lbe kicked t death bordre lhe can be got out.," walled D< borah, as thie horse gave a restless pl4nge itI qiuee n1eN slie made despertde egou1 tQ i'vatb,iIir husand. All uni(ind behayior qnd past" disagree bles were forgtten--by-'the- pQQI wonmsn' I,y abputgiqr,' a4r'vl.tg by wQr4' and dleE4 t moderate b,erAnguih. f'Oh if theo mces would only comoi mi waved. her hiandk4rohief high above ht 19 f "y Ba, b(qndin d r. Rtwo.'ten6 9k ~ f$ ud 6' la y.Io4omjm~ qf,hm~r th.e ditr9gs wc lA argt)Jsvelr ~ ~m ,1er compe n - ~tdnoa prqongo liom Mrn on beek'f oy .by an gjerrn:whic -mshrill o'aitgh every h t. Se 1ihelip.brawny hand~a an4 armsl were g@ eAYiestlyeng aodI the wirk di resote afi4 while he women comforted inl@Debe ~ VSnt ct~bt hi 'I'ls Incident wrought an entire change in this old couple. Whether the attention and synlpathy of their neighbors had any thiug t4 do with it, cannot be said; but it is very certain that few are. proof against kind words and loving deeds; sneers and reproaches may harden, but who can resist the sunshine of love? Happily the Hawley's hearts were touched by the friendly solicitude shown them; and they evinved their gratitude in many ways. Selfishness gave place to ge nerosity, and perhaps the final recovery of Mrs. Figgins' invalids was, in some mea sure, due to the frequent supply of .new laid eggs which Mrs. Ilawley's hens seemed to take as much delight in laying for other people as for their own mistress. Be that as, it inay; hearts which had been long closed to the sufferings around them were now awakened to the honest rea lization of life's d ities their earaest atten tion to which enriched then with a higher appreciation of life's true sweetness and the secret of all happiness. Goiden Words to Young Men. Nevei complain that your einployers are selfish. Not that they are otherwise, but it will not help matters to growl about it. ' L'hey are selfish. Their employers, when they were young, were no doubt selfish, and front them they learned the lesson. You, too, will learn it, and when you bccome employis you'll be selfish too. It is from selfish motives that men engage In trade, and selfishness rules their actions. Of emaire it would be better And wiser, and all l that, If they werle not selflsh, but they are. Now what are you going to do about it? Why, make it for their selfish Interest to do bettor by you, and they will. Respect yourst:lves, and you'll make themi respect you. Remember that you are at i disad vantage; that there are a hundred ready to Climb lite your place if you do not fill It, and that those who employ you are fully aware of the fact and ready to make the most .they can out of it. Rlemember that if - you atre getting $1,000 this year and want $1,500 next yea", you have got to earn the $1,1500 this year. You'ye got to pay for pro - motion, often an exorbitant price, and as you have no other means to pay with, I you've got to pay in work. Of course its I unjust, of cogrse it seems hard that yqi' a employer should keep and spend. money that you have justly earned, but It won1t pay to fret about it. Never be satisfied Swith having "earned.your money." Earn more than your- money, and then, In a man a ly,'straightforward, business-like way, ask fbr'more Day. Ten chances to one you'll - get it, If you don't, look about, and as soon as you've fouud a better plaoe, dis, charge your employer. The hard work tidt ypu have done, the record of it, and the reputation you will have established for hard work, will make the task of finding new employment comparatively easy. Your capacity for work is your only capi tal. Invest heavily and you are sure to win. " War' aJim?" A great big good-nitured fellow about 25 years of age came along to a food storc on Michigan avenue where two men were end ing up a bale of hay, and calling to them to stand aside he flung the bale around as if he were playing with a quarter sack of 1 flour. Tim act called forth the admiration of all bystanders, and the man in charge of the store winked the giant man aside and said: "You are the m'an I've boon looking for, In the hay departmont'down stairs we have 9 a young. fellow of 18 who thinks he can clean out anything wearing boots, and I'm I anxious to have him taken down a peg or two, If you'll go down and pick him up and mop him around a few times I'll give you half a dollar. Don't hurt him, but just bounce him around and take the con I cet out of him." The big man descended~thte cellar stairs, - and wvhen lie struck the last step lie calletl 5 out in an awful voice: "WVhere in blazes is that fellow called 3 Jim? I've walked seven miles tis mnorn, B lng to mash him to a jelly and fifty dlollar bills won't buy him off I" t "' floro I nm1" came a voice from behind t the bholes8 ad thme gIaent was heard feeling I his way along anmd growling to himself : r "Thinks he runs this town, does lhe? All I want in this world Is to git my paws on hinm for about the millionth part of a second I" - His wislh was gratified, Those stand, f lhg at $hle doov above heard a shook and a struggle, qmwick gaspis find a tussle anti the ginnt suddenly appeared without his hat, B hi nqse all bloody and hair on cnd, lIe 6 was in 'a hurry. Hie halted just long 5 enough to cast a glance of reproach at the feed, store maD, and then lie hopped over 3 a conaignent of oats and was lots~ on thie - street, --Taking.a_Cepsus, "Noeer gave you an history of my census - taiking I believe. Well, I took Jim Walk s er's place while he was up at'Chicago,' anmd - T had some tough pustomers, I toll you. I egine along one day to a cabin some fomr or five miles from any neighbo'm; ini answer $o my Icnoeil fenl-old womnan about forty -vimne t'o ti door, '"ow d'ye -do ? Walk in ; folks all .gonm'; 'take a cheer ; wore you wantin' to ma "o.~idaui " said I, tfter aecep)ting her Invitation, ' amn taki'ng theceensus." - "Tme who?" sid she. "The cnsus of the people, the--" "O, lor'; well, you won't tind much sense r in the people about hero the fever'n ager's y s'aook-It all out on 'cm." I profeeeded 'to explaIn. "Dear suz, I thought you might be q~ - uagntlsm mgn or q~ frenologer.." -I,pydced9d to,'gat h@r husbfind'a nama und'age, also 'the chik4rem\; bult when I eakd bar ae, aho eaime d4owi on me fint; 1aqti,xd it ovelf, hq~wever, qa~d lpt go. igt',d yo~omaufhybt'io'o'' vt W 'A"'Certainly'1, am "j replied, atnd pie, 'I tlieled $6 take it at onee," ou ii I 'Tn hef's old Jerry, blit he 'ena f Ansi y hs jelk 2,1 doI't ~i ktag poor fo le('l Jtto gnother spring, ii Jerry-wh' Is (is other njameot tW lt me 'see; l ifteen; twent~ ~'c1w,1t3C?--be must be hard pu to thirty ft t"Aiold manat thirty?" i", o / j.~aQi4dmaala Who's talking, about oh4 ~An t - I'ueotlolidg you aboit old an hoss," 4'.ln~s'I didn't pick up~ tof hat-pe'r~ atd'nia&b 4very hasty leave-wellh not, ~ i'~ / l'rineo llaxsan and Ili* Gloves. Though but twenty. four years old, Prince IIassan, son of the Khedive,and coiimander-in-chief of the Egyptian contingent on the Danube, is an experi enced soldier, and has alreatdy had his share of haps and mishaps. The young Prince received hiltilitary education at Woolwich and Berlin, after which lie occupilet the otillce of Minister of War to his father. During the late war with Abyssinia he was seriously wounded and made prisoner. Although treated witht great considleration, King Johi-"to punish hii,'' si he ex pressed It, "for fightiug agalist Chris tians-ordered that i large cross should be tattooed on 'the back of each of the Prince's hands. This was done; and when the wounds were healed the young officer was released and returned to Cairo. Arrived at home, Prince IIassan consulted the best Europeati as well as native physician and chemists, and Copt soothsayers, promising a large sumnt to any one who should rid him of the mementos of the Abys sinian King. Advice was freely oil'er ed and experiments tried; the Prince underwent much suffering but all in vain-the Christian crosses were indeli ble. In despair he finally resorted to a Dervish for advice, and the holy mnan comimunlicatei a remedy which, at least had the merit of being undeniably eflcaclous. "Chop of both thy hands," he said to the Prince. "Better live without hands thanl wear forever those signs of the in idel gaiours !" But Has san relished it but little, and remains to this day tattooed with the hateful symbols. This is why no one sees him without gloves. A Brave Cashier. While George L. Walter, the cashier, was alone In charge of the Working men's Savings Bank of Allegheny City, Pa., recently, he saw two men of very suspicious appearance enter the build ing. One of them stopped at the front end of the counter, while the other passed on to the small opening in the glass partition, on the top of the eoun ter, about lifteen feet from the door. The man at the opening presented a dollar and asked for change, and then suddenly held a pstol at Walter saying "If you make ally noise, or stir, I will blow your bra.ns out." Mr. Walter instead of recoiling, caught hold of the revolver with both hands, and in a me ment wrenched it out of the man's .hand. The robber then called to his conpanion near the door, and he drew a revolver and eamo toward Mr. Wal ter. The latter fearing that they wanted to eter the vault at the rear of the bank, the door of which Stood open ran to the rear end of the counter, where he faced about. IIe w4s just in time to see his first assailant elimbing over the glass partition on the counter, and the second onegetting up on the outside of it. Mr. Walter instantly fired at the man who had first assailed him, with the revolver he had first taken from him and still had, but the robber jumped down from behind the counter in time to dodge tha ball which passed through the plate glass window in the front part of the bank. Tile rst thlief then caught up the largest pile of' bank notes oin theO table and started to climb over the counter again. Before he got 0on the countter Mr. Walter again fired at him, and as lhe cimibed up 01n tile counter fired again. The man thenl got over the partitioni and foil to the floor, dropping a large part of the monoey lie had unlder his arm. Quickly regainling Is feet ho rail out of the door. Tile secor.d robber wvho had climbed over the partition got back and followed his companion, It appears that there was still a thiirdl man and a boy statiding entside of thie door. A mlomnent after the first two moen entered tile boy followed wvithi a large market basket, wvhlehi lhe quickiy dropped and ran out wvhen M{r. Waiter began shoot lng. Thie basket, n10 doubt, was to place the money~ in. Chase wAs then givenl tihe robbers. One of thleml snapped a pistol at a railroad flagman who attempted to stop the m.. fo then leaped over tile wvali and run clown to Bell's alley to the Allegheny River, in to which lhe jumnped. lie floated amnd swvan dowvn to a coal float, where he pAinted 111s revolver at twvo boys ini a skill'and compelled them to -t,nke him aboard and row him down and aeross tile river to Pittsburg, where he es caped, a did all hlis companions, owing to the conlfaifon anId uncertainty of the pumrsuers. Tfhe robbers took away $1,50~ -and dropped $900. There was aitogethier some $15,000 on thep bank counlter 'with in resell of the thieves. 11oeglan_Water-oarrierw. A Alexican water-caririer la always an oddly-dressed fellow. Hie looks some thing like the:man one gmo$ "one misty moisty mlorninog," who was clothed all in leath et';I lhasa leather cap, jnik e$ and trousers, the last reaohlng .only to his knees and! held asIle with btight buttons of siver, so do to show the white drawers beneath, D~own the front of' his jaeket, too, and ar'o'und the rim of his cap are bright buttonsa Fastenedl at lia side is a ieather' wqlet holing ai s ioney,' On hlf feet are twdftout 'eather straps, ho dVh ta i ngs, farthenware, one rqsting. on his;getandtheother. bangisg, in front .M.elb.egins.work earlyin. the mornIne )if Joui go.Into an Ogthe *ubio %quates In 'the cityq f NeitJo', aulllhs e g 6Wa fhn 1I nrtO a~ '1'hey reach far over the edge, and dip lug up the water, lii their large jug. Throwing that on their backs, they reach down once more amit iii the smaller one, and then trot oft and visit the different houses of the city, and sell the families what water they want. You would say, perhaps, It was a heavy load to carry Ly the head aid ieck, but the carrier does not seem to mind it, for he is very strong and the jugs j ust balance each olher. It is s-tid an Enxlishiman was once told of this bal ance, and to see if it were so, he waited until a carrier came along, ind then with lils cane broke one of tho-jugs. Alas! I)own came the man's jugs anid all his balance surely was gone. Wt ter has to be brought about in this mannor beeauso none runs in the houses by lead pipes, as with us. it all comes from :iear the old castle of Chapultepec, three or four miles from the city. It runs over great stone ac queducts, built by Ceries, and w'hen it. reaches the public square falls into the stone basiis of the city. So you see, It makes these carriers almost like our mllkmen, only they do not come with a fine horse and carriage, and do not mako nearly 1as iuch. Tney only gt a few cents touch day. How hard they work, too. Busy from morn till eve, always earnest, harly ever sniling always on a little lndian trot, they go about from house to house, and then when the day's work is over, what a life they lead. They have no home to go too, either; they live in the streets, sleep in the gutter or on the eathedral stone steps, and often, [ fear, get so be fogged on "pulque," the national drink that they do notcare whether they have a home and- a good bed or not. Think what a miserable existanoe, not knowing how to read, dressing as those before them did three hundred years ago, and doing not hing but car ryhtlg water about the city. Every (lay they will go into the great 'athedral and say their prayers. They put their jugs down beside them, clasp their hands, raise their eyes to the Image of their patron saint, and present their requests or their thanks, and then tak ing a last look at the golc candlesticks and rich ornaments, will hurry away and continue their hard, uninteresting labors. A Now Book. She entered the store. She was young, neat and modestly attired In black, and had a face of rather classic beauty, while her shapely hand.i were holding a pencil and a book. The store was full of customers and there was every appearance of a rush of business, but one luckless clerk walking behind the counter chanced to stop, and the young lady began : "I have a new book here which I am selling-'' "I don't think I care to-" began the clerk; but the young lady continued: "The author is a famous one, and it Is said by all that this is his best work." "I have other business-if you will kindly excuse me," said the clerk, but the biok agent stopped him with : "You see this is a new business for me and I hope you won't rid yo-urself of mue.In this way." The clerk explained that he had no wish to sight her," wvhcreupon the persistent little beauty resiumedi: "I am not ashanmed to say that I am in want anid have decided to p)erfect myself in short-hand rep)orti ng. Th'lat's wvhy I am so anxious to sell you a book. I wvill not deliver it until next mionthi. I do wish you would take one, it would help me. You can pay for It so easly. I wIll toll you how to save $2. YOU need only save four cents a (liy and( it wou1ld help meo galii my object. 1 as sure youl I wonuld ap)prectate it, for I am very anxious. fhat's why-I work day's and study nights. On1 my list here I have just came fronm Toledo--I have the names--" flow long she would have continued in this strain It is im possible to say, as the clerk gaspinig for breath, abruptly loft her to attend to another customer wyhO had just entered the store. tirowlu,g EngMesh Ivy. I have heard many people complain that theoy could not keep English ivies, because they grow so slowly, and that they could not afford to walt for a small vine to grow to any considerable size. While visIting my old home, the past summer, I made many calls, and among them, one upon a lady, who is Doted throughout the village, for the beauty of her ivies. Though coim paraitively ysung plants, they were stalky, 'while the leaves were of that glossy -green which is seldom seen on plants outside the green house. I asked ho , after having ad. mired the plants sutllolently, "What is the secret of your succesa?" Bhie assured me th~at It was no secret, adding, "1 put a piece of beefsteak at the roots cv"ry Spring and Fall, 9nd this is the result." "But does not tihe odor of the decaying beef annoy you?" "it never has and why .ahould it, won't people flil the pots half full of stable rich ness, .and never oven think of offensive odors?" On miy return to Worcester I put some steak, a piece perhaps two inches square, under the roots of my ivy, and in a week or two it began to run, and hia grown very rapidly ever since. Now, perhaps other decaying matter' would do as well, but? can truely recoin mend the steakas '-t n tried. Ma upI ray that stres an Li u1 will kill the -. AMUIh Sparki ajf" tha of are Philosophy. Two boys went to hunt grapes. One was happy because they found grapes. The other was unhappy because they had seeds in thet. Two men, being convalescent, were asked how they were. One said : "1 am better to-diay," the other raid : "I was worse yesterday." When it rains one mn says: "This will make mud.'' Another: "This will lay the dust.'' Two children looking through color ed glasses one said : "The world is blue." And the other said: "it is b)righ t."' Two boys eating their dinner, one said : "I would rather have somie thing better than this." The other said : "This is Is hetter than nothing.'' A servant thinls a man's h"use is principally kitchen. A guest that It is principally parlor. "I ant glad that I live," says one man. "I atn sorry that I must die," says another. ''1 am gla'," says one, ''that it is no worse." "I am sorry" says another, "that it Is no better." One man counts everything he lihas a gain. Another counts everything else that he conceives a loss. One man spoils a good repast by th inking of the better repast of another. Anothor enjoys a poor repast by con trasting it with none at iltl. One man is thankful for his bless tngs. Another is morose for his mis Iortutnes. One man thinks he Is entitled to a better world, and is dissatielod because he hasn't got it. Another thinks he Is not justly entitled to any, an(d Is satis fled with this. One man makes tip his accounts from his wants. Another froin his assets. Jsrrv lili,k'n %tory, Judge Bhtek, of' 'einsylvania, tells a comical story of a trial in which a German doctor appeared for the defence In a case for damages brought against a client of his by the obj,ct of his as sault. The eminent jurist sooni recog nized in his witness, who was prolic ed as a medical expert, a laboring man who some years and in another part of the country had been engaged by him as a builder of post-and-rail fences. With this elue lie opened his cross-ex amination. "You say, Doctor," he be gan with great deference and suavity, "that you operated upon 1IMr. - 's head after It was cut by Mr. - 's?" "Oh, yaw,"- replied the ex-fence builder; "mne do d:t ; yaw, yaw." "Wits the wound a severe one, Doc tor ?" ''Enough to kill him if I did not save his li'e.'' "Well, Doctor, what (id you do for hitit ?" "Exeryting." "Did you perform the Cmsarian oper atlon ?' "Oh, yaw, yaw ? it me not do dat lie die." "Did you decapitate hlm ?'' "Yaw. yaw ; me do (lit too.'' "Did you hold a post-mortem examin atlon ?" "Oh, to be schure, Schudge; me al ways do dat." "WVell, now, Doctor," and here the Judge bent over in a friendly and fat mihiar way, tell us whlet.her you anb mitted your p)atlent to the process known among professional mien as post-anad-rall-fencior'um?" The mock doctor dr'ew himself up in digniantly. "Scherry Plack,'' says he, "I always know'd you vas a tam jay hawk lawyer, an' now I know you for a tam mean main." The V.utnina Eean, ati. the MauritilNs. Of late years the cultivation of vanilla has been introduced, the high price of the bean attracting attention. Tis was not always the case, whten its only use was a flavoritng essence ; now it has been found to be of great assistance in silkdycing, and. the de( mand for it became much increased. It is a heavy, sluggish-looking plant, climbing up the atick or trunks of trees near, while it is planted in a serious so'rt of wvay. The leaves arc flat and thick, anid the pods hang in clusters from the joints of the stems. The flowers have to be impregnated by hanid, and great care Is used in handlinig and drying them. The pod(s are at first green, when dry they turn black, and if properly prepared exude beautifutl needlle shaped crystals. Shade is absolutely neces sary to the plants, and the circumstance is taken advantage of by the proprietors, who p lant the vines in rows under the shrubber Ces which adorn their gardens. Thieves were not long in findIng out the value of the beans, andl for a time the new industry received a check owing to their depredation until a law was passed oontaining the most stringent provisions for its protction. Lobsters ans &'iytninigs, Not long ago, in Sweden, two girls used to watch for an old boatman who, in the season, would bring up the fiord or creek, a whole boatload of lobsters at a time. Then the girls would beg their nurse Johianna to let them play with the queer things. Getn eraily, leave would be gi von, and the sisters wudfetch Indoors with great glee as many -of the lobsters as they wanted, and stand them up all around their 'pliagroom, stroking each on the head asthey did so' and thus putting it to sleep. They had tib keep a sharp eye on the creatures, though, and,as oonas one threatened to wake, et' waved its terrible claws, they had to .rutn and tickle it en the head--when it woul go off to sleep again at once I Lizzie saysi4 was funny to see these play-soldiers,-"ma rines," she calls them-standing up stiff and straight, as though th)ey were on the' best behavior at parade drillt Before you try this gme, be surei that yo have the rihtkh o 0 9 lih, for it d swkw d turn og~ BRIEFS. -The annual crop of tobacco loaf Is about $420,000 000 pounds, two-thirds of which Is exported. -l'utatoi'3 are twenty-five cents per bushel in Colorado, and $1.25 per bushel in Massachusetts. -Recently there have been depoQited in Ihe streams of North Carolina 2,000, 000 young shad. -'1wenty-flve thousand live quail are being inporteo from England to be set at liberty in Pennsylvania. -ot. of the 19.118 chilhdren of school age in Cleveland, Ohio, 16,633 do not attend any School. -One h1ndl(1 red thousand l)ieces of cal ico of thirty yar'Is each are produced every week ii the United States. -The yield of wheat per acre In Wes tern Maryland Is declared to be unpre cedented. -The new constitution of California goes into effect the lirat day of July next. The old one dates back to 1846. -i)uring the season Just closed the B1oston Sewing Circle has naade 10,40 pieces of clothing for the poor of that cit.y. -Tle population of Wain and the ad jacent i!lantis is it.625,860, including 40.741 foreigners. ''htis is an Increase of 952,324 shice 1800. -A beet stigar manufactory la to be establi-hed at New Uamburg, Cainada, with a capial of $20,000, all raised atuong the fairu:ers of the vicility. -At at colored people'as wedding in Cicinnati the other day the bride was prescntld by her parents with ia hand sonic resialenace anid 60 000 in, eash. -There were vine fat lures In Cica go dutring April, with !iabilit.ies amnnt nting to $182,000 aici assets (non luul) dl'$119,000. - -Dnring A pril 10,000,000 paper bags were mlade by a factory at Ballston Spa, and yet the supply falls short of the de mand. -The Dominion's revenue has fallen oil $3,348,157 since 1873-74 though lia billi-aes andt mnatutring' obligato ls have been onl the lncrease. --M3r. Charles L. Flint, the State Agricult ural5ectetary of Alaasachu etts has been elected Presidlent of tihe Am herst Agricultural College. -Mr. Mnillais's picture, "The Order of Rltoilnsu," was sold the other day Iln Loldon for $14,175. lie painted It twenty-five years ago for 2,000 -Nine thousantd dollars have been sut bscri bed inl Raa"hester for an observa tory for Prui. Lewis Swift, and the building wIll soon be commnenced. "-T1here arec in tho prhmnary, lnterme diate and granna r sa,hools of Provi dence, R I.. 252 teachers, oily nine of whom are men. -I lie 4rl'hton of an noRv. D". Jo1a lteurt"y Newman to t.he dignity ofi a Car diual took phice at Rume on the 5th of May. lie is to be known in church annals as Cardinal St. George. -During the first quarteir of the pre 8011t year, the"re weru 412 Ilies in New York Chy. 'nvolviug at total loss of $4, 075,178. T'Lhe iintusutred losa auneuntud to only $110,625. -The arrearage of pensions accounts have thus l'raveragt'd about eight hun dred anld 11t'y dollatrs, or four t'n wes ats large is tie esti natte reporte" to Con gress. -''he sugar and rive crops of Lunis inina Sold last year for more than k20, 000,000. They were prluced on less than one fifth of the cultivated acreage of the State. -A leather bag, coitaining $25,000 was recently found in a London bll liard saloon, where it was left under a settee by its careless owner, lie recov ered( it next (lay. -ThIere Is a snowdrift Inl Tueker manli's r'ainel, Morli lt W,ashingtonl, 3 ) feet deep), wvith an1 .'u'h of 150 feet. 'Thle hleart hats been cu1t out by the water. -Thel) chirI of tile New Enigland churchl,. att Blostoin, w.vil contaIn 80 sopranosil, 75 atltos, 05 tenors and 80 bain.os next year', wIth 10 aiddtional yolues for solos - Recent rep)orts show that of thle 2,400 or'ganizatins of' Younlg Men's Chrllistlian Assoclitions thrloughiout the world, 1,000 are In Ameriea. ThIs Amler'leanl gr'oup owni lifty-MIX buIldings ' anld propert,y valuted at $2,500,000. --Thle excess of' exports over Imports for the last twelve mlonthls reached the enlormnous totatl of $283,000,000, agait~l $199,000,000 for' thle year' ending wIth Mlarch, 1878, shotg a not incirease of. our foreIgn csommierce of $84,000. -Iia MIssissippi there are 348,244 pu p)i1 childr'en-158,150 wh ite, ian:i 1U)0,088 coloretd. Of these, 100,076 white and 104,770 color'ed attellded school.' The school f'unud for the pas1t year) amIfounIt ed to $020,28-per caiplta in average dilly artendunce, $4.42. -War balloons, 01na of them contain ing thlirty-eight thousandl otble feet, are being got In readIness for transfer' froim Lonidonl to the seat of !the Zulu war., Thle paeatleability of seitallg up a f'resh supply of' gas to a b,al0on, whlile It ls Ill tile air, hua been dermon starated. -. -According to Mr.-E. QGBR1avenstein, of thll'Londou Statistical Huuety, the Irish-Qaello langualge ih#t1 tspoKen by 807,000 p)ersonIs I1: the liriciti sllands; tile Malix, by 12.600 pt-ons; cootch Gatelle, by 809,256; WelshI, by 1$000,100, mahkinig a total ui' 2,196,450, -or unearly ..qven per cenlt. (f the WIho$ popgii,gon. -Aln absent-minnde4 elady si,,it a Jewelr'y store, la Fortland, e., B'or ati datys ago, and before ehterlhj she left heor baby in, its cartlage at the oor. She finisht her puarchase 'i1 Wont hemle.. Thle .jgwetes wA ~nI~ at tr'ate by 11h0'chilsd's0 6ryti ( ~ Qk It In'td thed 0toth And*ituiAe'CWt abobut Lwo hiotm's. I S-4'he crypt inder the feh on Now liavesi (teen, re- f slabs in it: anmd-1 1tablet&~ $#h Ieet logik1 Ipop,hti P.r93MD slab Which bear'Iste fl)1 to her - lg~