The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, March 20, 1879, Image 4
THE NEWS AND IERALD.
TILI-wisK LY ECOI'fLION.
1lt le:-.-1 IA C.
All ships are for sail.
Grasshoppers sing in the hop era.
News of the weak-hospital ro-,
ports.
A bill.-head-The bust (f S!iaks
peare.
Bred on the waters-an ancient
mariner.
Scarlet fever--Madly in love with
the girl with tinted heir.
One herder near Carson, Nevadia,
has nearly three thousand Cacshmlero
goats.
Steamships for Eu'ope usually
carry thirty thousand letters each
trip.
None but the bi ave deserve the hair
is the way Sitting Bull quotes it.
"Scrambled eggs" said the gro
cer's boy when he dropped his bas
ket and four dozen hen--fruit
What is the right kind of timber
for castles in the air ? Sun-beanis,
moon-beams and star--beams.
"Low bedsteads, that burglars
cannot crawl under," are avert ised
out West.
The man who says it den't hurt
to have a tooth tilled, is Islilnor than
four liars and a horse thief. -1-'rce
Press.
Tom: "Mv father's so tll he
can look over the gnrd' n wall."
Jack : "So can my father, with his
hat on.
"Everybody," says an exchainge,
''likes radis.hes in Japan." It it: a
mistake. We don't, 'for one. We
like ours here.
- The grand secret of Russian valor
-There's so .nuch "itch,, to tlir
names it's no wonder they '-come up
to the scratch."
The foundation for the Ieanest"
man is laid when a small boy turns
the worm -holeia an apple for his
companion to bite from.
"To get the sack" is from the
French--but-a young man does not
care where it is from as long as it is
not from his girl.
A writer in the Cincinnati Gaz.'t e
says that seventeen million gallor s
of ale )hol is annually drunk in the
United States in the sh'ipe of malt
liquor.
The man who wrote that "nothing
was impossible" never tried to find
the pocket in his wife's dress when
it was hanging up in the clothes
press.
There was once a big yellow (log,
Who furiously ran after a hog.
He was lost in a fog,
Which was thick as a bog.
And has stood still since, all agog.
.Geologists have rep)orted that
there is in Japan enough wvorkable
coal to produce a yearly yield equal
to that mn Great B3rituin, for one
thousand years.
To be in advance of our contem-.
pories, we feel justified in saying
that bathing will be farshionable at
the various wateringsplaces next
BQ mmer.-N6to York E.epres..
There is one May or in Chicago,
Ill., butt hasn't Memphis, Tenn,7-- -
Norristoen I/erald. They ought
to call in the services of a Balti -
more, Md..
Now there abidleth three things
which every man can do better than
anybody else : Poke a fire, put on
his bat, edit a. newspaper, toll a
story*after another man has -begun
it, and examine a railway time table.
-Jurlington Ilatekeyc.
A Mobile steamboat captain, after
refusing on seven different occasions,
finally cobsented to allowv a whito
mule to be shipped on his boat. On
that trip the boat ran on a snag, and
hereafter any one wishing to send a
white mule on that boaf will have to
buy the boat.
'A resident of Clarinda, Iowa, has
received a rebuke from his pet cana
ry bird' He kept the bird in a room
in which he does a great deal of
smoking, and it finally quit, singing
and refused to even chirp, until it
was removed to another room whore
it got jete air.
4jhadii little chill.
Wich gave heo' hieaps of pain,
A'lish9 tried to.shake that
erback again.
It rto.olg%O &d cay,
w ~ .4~ L Lho rule ;
1~ &d ld~tij~ t. see
4o00r sha m111 scho" '
so t't her sa~b more,.
e e
THUWBJAY $'5ATS
walways l1vo SATISF~AC ' ON.
11
TUT T'SJ
I NTRODUCED, 1865.
A TORPID LIVER
Is the fruitful source of many diseases, prom.
r. nent among which are
DYSPEPSIA, SICK-HEADACHE, COSTIVENESS,
DYSENTERY, BILIOUS FEVER, AGUE AND FEVER,
JAUNDICE, PILES, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY COM
PLAINT, COLIC, ETC.
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPID LIVER.,
Loss of Appetite and Nausea, the bowels
are costive, but sometimes alternate with
looseness, Pain in the Head, accompanied
withaDu iensationin thebaokpart,Pain
lilite right aide and under the shoulder
blade, fullness after eating, with a, diem
olination to exertion of body or mind, Irri.
tability of temper, Low spirits, Loss of
memory, with a feeling of having neglected
some duty_General weariness Diasiness,
Fluttering at the Heart, Dote before the
eyes, 1Felow Bkin, Headache generally
over the right eye, Restlessness at night
with ~itful dreams, highly colored Urine.
IF THESE WARNING$ ARE UNHEEDED,
SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPED.
TUTT'S PILLS
are especially adapted to such
cases, a single dose effects
such a change of feeling as to
astonish the sufferer.
TUTT'S PILLS
are compounded from anbstances that are
free from any prbpertiesthat can linuro
the most delicate organization. They
Search, fleanse, Purity, and Invigorate
the entire ttystem. By relieving the en
gorged L.iver, they cleanse the blood
from poisonoue humors, and thus impart
health and vitality to the body, causing
the bowels to act naturally, without
which no one can feel well. -
A Noted Divine-says:
Dr. TUTT:-Dear Sir " For ten rears I have been
a martyr to Dypepsia, donstipation nd Piles. Last
BpinJor Is ere recommesded to ins; I ueed
them:" with little faith). am now a well man,
h we good appetite, digestion perfect, regular stools,
Qlies sone. and t(baregained forty pounds solid feh.
is.y are worth their w,ig=h n g -old.
Ru. R. L. SIMPSO,, Louisville, Ky.
TUTI'S PILLS,
Their first effect is to Increase the Appetite,
and cause the body to Take on Flenh, thus the
system Is nourished, and by their Tonic Ac
tion on the Digestive Organs, Regular
Stools are produced.
DR. J. F. HAYWOOD,
OF NEW YORK, SAYS:
"Few diseases exist that cannot be relieved by re.
storing the Liver to its normal functions, and for
this purpose no remedy has evar boen invnted that
has as happy an effect as TUTT'S PILL[S ."
SOLD EVERYWHERE, PRICE 25 CENTS.
Ofice 35 Murray Street, Now York.
tt Dr. TUTT'S MANUAL of Valuable Infor
mation and Useful Iteccipts" will be mailed/re.
on application.
TUTT'S HAIR DYE.
RAY IIAIR On WHInxSns changed to a Gr.ost
aLACK by a single application of this DYE. It im.
ansIss a natural epoior, aots Instantaneously, and is
s rmle n as spri water. Sold by Druggists, or
sent by express on receipt of $1.
Offioe, 35 Murray St., New York.
NE W A I)V RT'IS(.N' TS.
rii. i'l theprl i nd isummer. For.a ill inte
sutr a:idress J. C. McCU?.DY & CO., P'hladel
phla, pa.
DIPHTHERIA!!
ly pre'vent i, 11ls *'riilet <l'u'tex l. a!will pi J.
IIiely (eiVE ine U' :e 1:a .a 10;iit . InJ s ii on0. I l
D)on'r 4 tt ay ' . -11.'*i IPtVe,rno.t i lw'rter*
than' 0t C , '.Sold t-, rywhpie'. I. 4. JOJHN$ON
A. CC0., I - i!;or, ' ainew.
* 1EN.GN' i (G i i"1NE
Fui l WOMv*1-'.N .\C U1tillD' itN
st.4La.Lh fr i a it ot ii- 1.4,'i.- (ap--:te
P'urons4 Pbi re r. Wlae -ea. lhi'-1:.1 ii' ie itict..
e w Wsii Withn1911i.( a.) i 6.i, orin try1 11)' Eotig.i
or colts or wa:tk l1i10 I, it ait'e on01e nuti
only I.reat,mentit he 11 h .11 r u a tV'. 'IThis
att 14e1' 40.1::11M it *w ii ' ll I elemenit .4
Il a a.' i s '' ha act m' av' . ' r e .1 y iih",I
1 .n tI ormi,,. 1Cuitt's ifa l .I ' :m'r-> ico mo
al10esil a1 fit lt...' 4: r-i4il r5 to("l t re
caNey p t ~in n - . .,1 UL .n.; u
Wnr 'I't,ber l WIA wil not ea.lee
tald by0 all d~r.1. Prie.' .a aeni,i1i
--P(10. Ei R )' '1 A. E N iliS l'tLa U . .i D.
tak Yo 'in ojntn.i. i
..WqtAvO 3 O1e. W % .1.au SOfA .).
'tade.1. '. T.A loonin, 6S ee te
e-a.enwa aew.h m,in
feb 22-4W
An A,1oit Want.mi ili lhis InCality, o 8ttpply the M phl YDemand'
$12 1.O0 PEt W'ICIC. MAI DIs.;A Sr. )1R1S 1 AND WAGON FU1NI814. . rAzC.
W'i'lNG SUCOEEDS .L1ME SUCCE8S.
'l ho Former High Piiccd Macbine Reduced to
Twienty Dollars.
Tlhorougily warrraitted and sent to you for examination before you pa for it. And
u u1tl,.ui t) keu t1 onb, tf'not nVrr:t thlan any iah in you over ?iad. Every
Un11 r-en V w i tw a_u-olati ,,--vin m1in 'l. The old favorito and roliablo
adard ifWI;G MA CH INE $20. Akchowledga NO SUPEMOIUR
W'" 1ut1ot Maike a i BOtte' M:tchi1lt aIt Ally Price. t:
Z TIE IfGilEI*i'ST PREMIUlM awauded tio stitlt at tho CENTENNIAL.
A. tc;h:ly Firt-claitls Ojwie doniible tlhrei;d lock stitch machino, more onm
.:: i'lrte :n '" pme'lilt onts (tuin any iot,er. and combining all the Itto improve
p etIuvs, wna the old ua wll t.rii l tlutlities for which the
'TANI)AI) 18 0 POPULAR. o
A f iil'fi fllra'iily pewi:-" Ii%'tine in evory' se nse of Cite word-that runs sno oth
an I -t. +.'r -l-":t'i,it n of p)la:in or fatn1+y Sowiiig with etwo and certainty---o
-t au:; 1 ; a l aI l1, an.- 1o twrnttgI lv tested while in u,se for years in thous-.
niut of fitites, t.tit e;et tmwiinet tht-. le ives our factory is warranted for fie
3 e tr4, and h,ept in orler tree of charge. Mont.v Rtfnundio 1 at once if not p rfect
]y :: ttitilfuerry. Ro.l t:ed in pries. far don% a below all other innehines. No er t -;i
to ).v for. I' lt . .et i a-.uiiie b a tImore complete out fit of numnerous
m.i ua,.J-ful att ;n'l:unlt for all kinds of wor < (free of tny extra chairga) than is
gi Vln %h any other muac1mo a any price. The Standard Machine has miorogood
ntinlitie:s thiani thtose of double th irice. Light anl easy running, a child can use
t- Leong an- itrable, never out. of order. Rapid and cortain in execution. No
ILusee ong( or e tuas to wear out or make a noiso. Will last for years. Is ready in
t Itomenvi;t, tnd t n lerstood in an-hour. Makes t_ double t bread lock stitch alik
nn boti 'ds of tue goods, fron camltic to leitther, ur,es a Hl:ort, straight and
ftroig nethte, ex!ra long, large, easily threaded shuttle. Wi th new automatic
tel;ot. Lage bolbins capable of loldinlg one hundred yardR of thread. A
ltrgo, stron~ matihinte with great width of arm, giving it many desired qualties
an,t i gratt callacity for a wide rnige of work. It is the best machine in principile
and in point of const.rnction. Use it at once and vou will use no other. Active
>:(t"I)ts wanted in this County to receive orders and deliver Imachines. Extra in
dlaoem:iath otre',.td clergymen, teachers, buin ess mten, &.c, Illustrated
bo,ok. a:utple if work, % ih price list, &c., free. Safe delivery of goods guaran
to-1 to any ta of the worbt. Address, STANDARD SEWING MACHINE: CO.,
BLOAL)WY & GIANTON PLACE, New York. fob 4-ti
NEW\ FULNITURE !
FOiR D)ES:GN AND WORKMANSHIP UNEQUALED.
EVERYTHING WARRANTED AS REPRESENTED.
--PRICES LOWER THAI EVER.
A new supply of Window
SShades, Picture Frames, Pie
S ', f ". %tures, \Vall Pockets, Brackets
lIirrori"s, Spring Beds, Mat
tir tresse:, and Children Car
( a" ':? i i' t r. ,t 1iages.
-, - - For pricos, call at the first
1.~ -_ 1 Lt//AY !.,. -._ clats
tR-srITJ E J STORE
Before making your purchases elsewhere.
LU.3BERl AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES.
REPAIRING NEATLY DONE AT MODERATE PRICES
ALSO PREPARED TO MAKE TO ORDER.
0
UNDERTAKER'S DEPARTMENT.
I keep"-on- hand a full supply of MIetalic and Rosewood Cases ard
Coffins of the finest linish. Also, a cheap stock of Coffins.
R. W. PHILLIPS.
oct. 22
'BUY TARI NEW AnalRIAUAN,
IT IS TUE
ONLY SEWING MACHINE
WIIICII II&R A
Coilf-Threading Shuttle.
It has Self-Setting Needle.
Never Breaks the Thread.
Never Skips Stitches.
Is the Lightest Running
'I-. * ITIIAS
A New and Simple Device
Ion
Winding the Bobbin,
-~ Without remorlna the stro.p from
the 1ntlateco WV fiot, aMi witL"
c ut Unthrendtug tho
Diacbiuo.
The Simplest, the Most Durable.
and in every respect the
BEST FAMILY SEWINC MACHINE.
The "NEW AMERICAN" is easily learned, does not get out of order, and will do more work
with loss labor than any other machine. Illustrated Circular furnished on application.
A.kEN TS W A.NTjrED.
.T. s. DOVXY, Manaor, 64 X. Charles atreot. Daltinore, TQda
A" VALUABLE INVENTION.
THE WORLD RENOWNHR
WILSON SEWING MACHINE
In workmanship is equal to a Ohronometet Watoh, and
as elegantly finished as a first-class Piano. Ut received
the highest awards at the Vienna and Oenteneila.'Ex~o
sitions. IT SEWS ONE-FOURTH FASTEit than ot et
machines. Its capacity is Unimited. There are mnore
WIL.SON MACHI NES sold. In the United State than
the combined sales of all. the othetid'Th. WILSON
MENDINO ATTACH MENT t doing all kinds of repairn
WITHOUT PATO HINO, giv6vs "REwith eachWnaahin.
WA=TD.WIL8014 SEWINUGMAWlIINE 8.
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