The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, April 27, 1878, Image 2

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Zhe 1ew s antt X)yrni t WINNSBORO, S. C. Saturday, April 27, : 1878 R. MEANS DA VIS, E DITOR. JNO A. REYNOLDS, AssociTS EDITOu. THE News and Courier knows of no movement on foot anywhere iii the State to fuse with Radicals ir the coming election. THEIIE SEEMS to be no opposition now to Governor Hampton in the whole State. Senator Gary recently made a speech in Edgeield favoring his re-election A WESTERN PAPEM says there are but two persons in that town who are not candidates-one is dea d, and the other is a wooden Indian in a cigar storo. THE NEW YOKI llcr<id tlink that the truth in the Beechor cast lies at the bottom of an Artesian well, so deep that the genius who will invent a machine capable of boring it siuccessfully, possessOS a grand father as yet unborn. IF THE P.irIEs iiterestod in the litigation of the railroad bonds in York county are not careful, they will succeed in having the Narrow Gauge road gobbled up by the Charlotte, Colualbia and Augustit road, or some other corporation, that will put an end to colm)etitiun, and raise the rates. We have no sympathy whatever for the bonds or for the apparently fraudulent manner in which thcy wero issued. But the Chester and Lenoir road cortainly should not be crushed out. It brings down freight. charges to Chester, and by the new law, the reduction at that place compels reduction of freights along the whole line between Charlotte and Columbia. Besides active efforts are making to secure a con p'eting narrow gauge line from North Carolina to Georgetown, in our State, of which road, the Chester and Lenoir must be an important connecting link. In this way the people of Fairfield are indirectly interested in the matter. Revealing the Secrets. McLin, a member of the Florida Returning Board, and one of his tools, named Dennis, made full con fessions of the frauds by which the State wvas eQunted for Hayes last year. The evidence has been sent to 'Washington,. but to wvhom, or for what purpose it is not stated. The confession comes too late to seat Trildenm, b)ut it is nevertheless some consolantion to prove the assertions made by the Democrats that the Radicals lied and stole without conscience. We should think that Mr. Hayes, in spite of his self-com placency and sublime equanimity, would want to step. down anid out of an office to which nobodyv be lieves now that he was elected, and which no one cares to see him fdll. He ought to go back to Ohio and spend the rest of his days drinking buttermilk and ginger becer, with Rogrs in the bosomi of his family. A Dead Carcass. Occasional remarks are heard about the Republican Iarty, and about the Republican leaders doing this or not doing that in certain con-, tingencies. The faat is there is no Republican party in the State, and no hxdors. The old party is dead ats a door nbail. Its luminaries have fled the State,. or are weighed downi with indictments. A meeting of their central comm.nitteo could be so cured only by the requisition o1 Governor Hampton ou the govern ers of omair S tales. True, ther< are seventy or eig~hty thousand voters in the State who used to be.. long to that machine. But they art now sheep without a shepherd Theoy being in the samo situation ai that they occupied in 1866, th< duty of the Demnoerney is to preveni any one from volunteering as a lead er. This accomplished, all is well, Little is to be feared from the old haeads. They can be crushed at a mo ment's notice. Independents are alon< to be feared. Wherever found the~ should be nipped in the b.ud. Keep tpa 'hite.vote in solid phalanx, .and the'colored vote is bound to come along ton. TALMAGE'S LAST. A Startling E:-isation in a Brooklyn Church--The Lighte Put Out' to Give Effect to tho Preacher and the Organ. As is the usual custom of the Rev. T. DeWitt Taliage, his Frid- y evnlllng lecturo was a strange coml bination of seoular and religious Hubjects. He opcuenl fiercely on the Tweed funeral. "Thure have been," said lie, "longer and more showy funieral processiols, bit nonle Sad - der than the one that passedI through the gates of Greenwood last Wdnesday. Six years before this, and the City Hall, with the other public buildings of New York, woill have been draped in mourning 1111(1 t long proce.ision. with the funeral dirges of the bands and other manifestations of woe, woul1 have been used. I congratullate the public upon the dropping of all caricatures of this man after his deittl. Leave it to swino to root among gaiiveyaril.s. Mr. Talmage then dwelt, in con clusion, on the form of observince ill voguO ill various countries on Good Friday. He closed with a theatric flourlsh that was startling. "I desiro thil;, the lights may be lowered, in symlpnathy wit hi the no11sie," said he. At this point one of the most ? dramatic SceI's that ever occirred within the walls of a church was witnessed. The inminerabil1o gas jets of the Tabernacl( laded away, and when the large audieiie were left full of exciled expe.ctanr;y in coipleto druIklness, thie awful silence was broken 1irst by the voice of Mr. Talniage ex'lalimih g, "There was darkness over tl:() land until the ninth hour,'' and then the magiificent organ burst forth with a most grand selectionl of mnusic, typical of that solemn hour, in whicht could be plainly discer ned the rolling of thunders, the ren'lin, of the veil and the wailing of tho wome1Cn. To a seusiiave and exceita blo mind the moment was one of great strain un)011 the lurves. S> mneh so was it that one young lady, in the midst of the music, fell into it deep faint and twa"s, afitr all attempts at restoration had failed, carried out of the church ina the armas of several gentlemen. A NEEi or OGi N'r'tlE --unan nature needs amusements. ''he finest growth of the world is fed on mirth, and without humor the race could not live. ''he buffers which protect us from the jolts and shocks of life---which lu)rieite the wheels of our otherwise inflamed activities, a1re the jokes of the day-the sly raps We give each other and the quiet nudges of fun which tickle the ribs of our jollity. How can suc. a~ large departmlent of human want and human supplly b)e left unoccu= p)ied by Christiaitty ; yea, 1)0 on tirely surrendered t.o the enemy ? It could not be under any fair in-. terp)retation of its duty and true applications of its principles. I maintain that Chiristi:mit.y should unfdertaike the sup~ply anid direction of the people's anmsements, so that the mirth--loving element of our popuilation shoul be fed in a way'1 ami under suieih1P circumstanices as to admlinister to the innocence of character and the elevation of society at large, and not to its debauchery. It is a shameu that the mlembeh)rs of our churches have to seek their amihusem(nts aund thle education of their minds atnd their emuotions inl comeIdy and tragedy b.'th, in oratory and music alike, in 1h2a disobedience of an un written butt implerative law in their churches which bans, without discriminai:tion, hodeclaration of the noblest pootr,(an the vocalization of the most perfect music of the world. A STonY OF yOHN F. Taxer Til DunD RAimnOAn Kisa.-Sitting in his Chicago office in his shirt-sleeves, ho was assailed by a glib--tonged emnissaryv of a railroad suppily firm, who, getting the audienice Mr.Tracy refused to none, went through hi's role briskly. It was Mr. Tracy's life--habit to be a simuply' absorbent listener, but ,it was like putting your errand into the mouth of a bronze lion. 1H i listened and that was all. Nothing iln his face ever foreshadowed his answer. Tho drummer, at the close of his apped, dropped into at confidential t.on<. and said: "Mr. Tracy, the figures we give are to your comipanyu, ito you they will be ime per cent. less." Withou't a word or a wink of intel-, ligence, Mr. Tracy arose, opened the door, sat donat his dekand became absorbed in his work T he visitor sat until the minutes bogan to drop as heavy as lead, and Tracy's pen scratched away in the silence like John Alden's in the p)oemf. At last the waiting party said : "WVell, Mr. Tr-acy, what do you think of my proposition 1" Tracy turned with an affected air of in tensest astonishment, "What, you here .yet ? I. thought you must have got. a miile .away. I opened the 'loor 'for you half aia hour ago." nloetnA dv,.r. TURKEY's ORAcLE.-Tho R8uski Afir gives the followvi;g anecdote as narrated by a ventriloqulist to his guests. In the Sultan's palaeo, the says. thoro is an echo to which su pernllturlal power is attributed. The Sultans always inquire thero whenever there is danger imminent. Abdul Humid also consulted the cho : "L'Angleterro ?" ho asked "Erro"---(Is in error), answers tho echo. "L'Autriche ?" "'1'riche"--(is cheating). "La Prusse ?" "Russo"-(Is Ruissi-tm). "iIes Principautes ?"--(Mty Prinl ci1palities ?) "Otees"--(Takcn away). "Mes Cuirasses ?"-(Ironelacls ?") "Assez"-(Enough of it-i. c., do not speak of thein). "Mes Pachas ?" "Achats"--(Venal). "Et Suleian ?'" "Ment" ---(Is a liar). "Mais j'ai Moutkhtar 1"-, "Tard"--(Lato). "Qu'ai-je poor prayer tant do imilliards ?"-(What have I to pay so niany mlilliards ?) "-liards"--(Petcc). "Tout ost perdu alorc ? * * mmais i mue resto l'Asie "-(All is lost, tlhon ; but Asia is still left.) "Vas--y !"-(Go there !) AN INrEiNAL :aAc1ItNE EXPLODES. T he Nevada ''r(anc.eript s.tys : ."A placer miner whoso claim is 1o eated near Iowa 1-lill, in Placer c'outnty. had his slulicc boxes roblcd : everIl timnes, and althougll he tried all ordinary mietlods for detecting the perpotrators, failod to do so. Fi nally be determined upon a plan whiclh was as novel as it Wias torri le in execution. A <luicksilver tank was charged with torrible explosives, and phiced in such a position that no sluice-robber could approach the boxes without comning inl contact with an ingenions arrangeument which would explode the implemuent of death and hil 1 themtll into eternity with the l'e'iSi')1n of t l)urstinlg boiler. On Sunday last the invent or of this applaratus (whose nalc; our informant failed to aibtain) went to the locality where he had it planted, when, by soie unknown accident, it exploded. Its power" to do the work for which it had been mado was fully demonstrate<l. The owner was shattered into a thousand atomls--a Victim to his own inv en, tive faculties. A correspondent of Lhe Phihdel. pluia Tilms, writing from Washing ton, lh:s this bit of go sip : "I was strolling from the Capitol toward my htluble home, after the adjourn ment of the Senauto recently, when my attention was called to a jolly I)eal of langhter. I turned, and wha'int think you I saw ? In an old public Carriage, Openi, dIrawnv by a pair of old hmmo horses, driven by a dirty, superanuated negro, iln such a car rmuge were these grave Senat ors, namely :On the back seat, D)on Cameron and Gen. Butler, withI Lmrsitting" on thir aI' ado thec forward seat JB1yard anrd YVor hees, and they weice all lauighing heartily. Th ey certaiinly nitraetedl my attention, whla tever may Lave been their object." At a recent meeting of the Cabinet a lively disenussionm began, whiile th1ev were waiting for Mr. Haves to comoi mn, as to what they ought to call themselves. Schiurz gave the rest a sound rating and1( modestly called the compuany thme Seven Sleepei s. Mr. hey initerrup1ted him b)y saying they were tihe Seven Wonders of the world, whiereup1on old main Thtomp son1 said they wiere the Mystic Sever. Lawyer Evairts hopped up ond said they were the Seven Wise Men, but the question was definitely settled by the grimi old warrior McCrary, wvho called this Cabinet of curiosities the Seven Devils Worse Than the First. Mdllo. Jo,mne Donsto is a Iittle pianist only sev'en years o1ld. who has lately performied beforo~ Queen Victoia. When at Buckinghamn Palace the little lady wore a white art ificial camnelia. "Who gave you that ?1" asked the Queen. "Oh, that's my talisman, your Majesty; Mdllo. Albani gave it to mon for goodl luck." Her Majesty went over to a corhiile, took out a red cammelia, and gave it to thle child, say~ing; "Wear that beside it, my dear, an may bo0th bring you a two-fold share of good luck !" 'Tis strange ; 'tis passing strange! An American artist culd not be0 found by the director of the mint to furnish an acceptable design for the neCw dollar. And yet, no sooner does the new dollar matko its ap. pearance than American counter feiters produce a bogus coin wvhiich is pronounced mnuchi superior in artistic excution to the English design. Hero is food for refleo. tion. -Col. Bob Ingersoll objects to .the now dollar because it recognizesthe .ofnnenn G~od When Judgo Black was asked how he could conscientiously undertako to defend ia confcsSed delinei t Belknap, lie rejoinled th't he wits a lawyor, ll Lt WIsliiinto was in his field of practice, a.nl that there seemed to be only two inetho is of getting a livin; in Washington one by robbing the government land the other bt lefending the thieves when they were c-aught. A Milwaukee firm Iss boon selling c:kes of sw - ''h atre found, ulponl use, to con., large piece of wood. TIhc :. y , "instod of M."kinl; a sa 'ko, the saut a11u'mlit of s' i :. ptai, around a block of wood,il and it is thus possis ble to use the whol without any going to wasto." This explanation is regarded its rather thin by the Milwaukeans, who do not seei to prefer their soap with a stick in it. The funny man of the New York Giraphie must he suppressed. Ho says that Edison has invented a swallow-tailed coat that canl be use1 as i bootjack. Bobbins read that statemient and Sunday evening, when a Rochester fruit tree agent called on .Bobbins' daughter, the old man thought the youth wore that kind of a coat, and the result Was painful in the extreme to the yiung man. Says General Sickles: "Tho big political families seem to be making alliances. The Shernits are reach ing out and marrying with the (':aiuerons. Tomi Ewing and John Shernan are brothers-in-law, and Blaine is a kinsman by marriage of the Shermans. In New York Conkling has the Republican ma chine, a ,d brother-iu-law, Seymour, the Democratic. Referring to Mrs. Tilton's letter, Mr. Betcher said it rcmninided hitn of the story of a negro waiter who was asked :y a guest if it wits the second bell for breakfast that had just rnng. "No, sal ; it is not do second hell. It is the second ring ing of de fast hell." This letter is the second ringing of the first bell. Secretary Evarfs thinks the Re pitlfical organization still lives, but "lie aal ways thought that making the colored w5 so important a factor in Republicanl politics would pr"ovo disastrous to the party." A colore,l preacher in Virginia who does not agree with Col Bob IngersAll, says "The pot w ill keep on bilin' and de cabbage will l:lnrn, but never hurn utp. You all will he likc dat Cabbage if you don't re pent." Ex-Governor Jewell, of Connecti - po)litici mI as ''I lino combIIinationl of whiSte hmir anid white shirt hIosoml, with no brn.;:n nnder thle (one and nlO heart be'hind the other." Londonu is to have a new brVidge over' h ha mefitiis, 0 o st siomieting A faruiner's dog inl West-he1te county', Nw Yi Xork. hit a peddlari, and ai jury aw.u? ded him Lil00 damuages. The genius who invented woe toothI picks for hotel use has made over 8.50,(000. --AND Ne?iw Style1 G*oods --HAVE T l'ST ARlRIVECD, incluuding, uan ta,j 9. nov,~eltirs of the seaon, atL the Wins boiro D)ry Go~ods, Fancy Goods and M Vilinery Bazaar. M i 1. )A( wishes to return her sin cere thank !s to her friiends at> thle public11 gene rally for tire pas.t pattronlage, *oliiCi-. ting a contin urneo of the satie. She will en deavor as heretofore and is determlineOd to pilefae the moest fastidious. IM\illiner.v and1( 1'ancy Goods Slock is an utimmiinued,Sitraw liats and l>onnets, Sun II ots aind Sai lors, I-ibbons, Silks, Laces, Flowers, Feat hers, Ill usils, Neck Til uil ing, Linen andi Lace Setis, llanudierchietr, Corsets, Gloves, lUuttous, &.C., &c. Second liot of spring Calicons, also a nice hot of D)ress Goods, Mlohairs, Alpacas, Japaneiise Siks, Wash lPopuin, antid ot her nic00 Materials umnd T 'rinmmings. Call and Isee, Ladies,for your. I aoelv~es. A lrgelotof Men', Ladies' and and Straw IIats, fine and coucs. ---- A choice lot of Familly Grocerina, Can dies, Cakes, \laeceo. Tobacco Cigars, Kerosene Oil,- Hardware, #4 oodenware, Tinware, Crockery, &o. . . . -0 ..A qiuntity of Lumber for sale 10w for cash, march 80 , 0. 1n040 KEWS ANUERALI WEEKLY EDITION, ZS 1 UBLISIED EV ERY WEMESDAY AT WINNSBORO, S, C. BY THI" WINNSBORO PUBLISIIING CO IT CONTAINS A SUMMARY OF THE LEADING EVENTS OF TIIE DAY, State News, 'outity Ncws, Political News, Etc. THE EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT XIECElVE: SPECIAL.ATTENTION. T lE LOCA , COLUMN. Is well fil'c1 with twn and county newe I The nim of the Publisherg is to issue a 31'IRT-CLASS FAMILY NEWSPAPER. TIermse of ''ub)scriptionl, payable inv~aria.. bIly in ad vance.: One cop y, one year,----- -- ---$3.90J( One copy, six months, .- - .. . . $1.0.. )ne .opy, three m1onths,~ - - .. $1.00. F?ive copies, 0ne year, at - - - - $2.75,~ 'Thi copilts, one year, at - - - - $2. (11 Twentyv copies,. ne y.r. at - - . .. To( every perso~ n king u.p) a club o:l tent or mol(re- suibscribetrs. a~ copy wvill b<Q set'i t ree for 0110 year . The.namesaC. consti. tuting a club na.ed not aUlb at'the siame post-olhceC. JOB PRINTING IN ALL ITS D)EPAIRMENTrS DONE 1'N TIlE L;EST h'TYLE AND &T THR LOW EST1 PRICES. We are prep)aredl to furr.ish, on short BANK )HIECK(S, BILL HE ADS, NOTES, ENVELOPES, .LTE HAD INVITATIONS, CARDS, AW BLANKS, l'OSTERS POSTAL CARDS, ETC.,ETO. Terms for Job W o r'k--Cash l ivery. 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