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and throw him
Eackbw-1 Horrlgan
downstairs?” «
“I think I did.” said Bennett dryly.
“I think I'm still doing it. That’s why
I sent for you today.”
“Want me to lick him for you?” ask
ed Perry in delight. "He’s a bit over
my weight, but I wouldl’t mind past
ing’’—
"No,” interrupted Bennett, amused
at the lad's vehemence. “I want you
to play the melodramatic brother and
protect your sister.”
“Say,” snorted Perry, all the light
ness gone out of liis manner and his
an* down dale. Says Horrigan, ‘If that
young cub’
“Thanks,” Interposed Alwyn, “but I
don’t care to hear what was said about
; me. I”—
“All right, then, but there’s some
thing y«u do want to hear. They got
busy at last an’ framed up a new word
in’ for the Borough bill that’ll maybe
throw dust iu your eyes if you ain't put
on to it in advance. They’ve cut out
the subway paragraph an’ the express
! business clause, an* they allow trans
fers at all cross lines. That’s the way
1 they'll put the bill up to the aldermen
THE SINUOUS EEL
UNCLE SAM’S I. 0. U.
young frame stiffening ominously, j n ex t time. A nice, harmless lookin’
“d’you mean to say tin* cur is framing
up any game on Dallas? I”—
“Sit down," ordered Alwyn, "and try
to use what little human intelligence
yon may have. I've got to have your
help, and what use are you when all
you can think of is getting thrashed by
somebody? Sit down now and listen
to me."
Perfv meeklv obeyed the new note
document it’ll be, an’ perhaps the board
’ll swailer it if”-
“But do the alterations in the bill
also eliminate the ‘perpetual franchise’
clause?”
”‘Ah. there's the point! They don't.
All the other tilings you kicked against
have been wiped out, but the ’perpetual
franchise’ clause stands.”
‘And the $2,000,000 cash offer stands.
of command in Ills friend’s voice, and | too - n ,i ( j e< j Bennett. "I still fail to see
Bennett resumed-:
“Your uncle lias tried to hamper me
by putting all your fortune and Dallas’ another man is willing to pay the city
why I should present Mr. Wainwright’s
company with a franchise for which
into Borough Street railway stock.
The news of my veto will reach the
exchange almost at once. That will
cause a slump in Borough stock. If
Horrigan fails to carry the bill through
over r iy head—and he will fail if 1 can
possibly block him—that will mean the
practical collapse of the stock. It will
mean that you and Dallas will be al
most jx-nniicss.”
"Well,” suggested Berry cheerfully,
“then you tail marry Dallas, and little
brother Berry can come and live with
you. Don't worry, old chap. I”—
“Shut up, you young idiot, and sit
down and listen! Here’s a check; also
a note of introduction to my broker.
He's a close mouthed fellow, and he’ll
keep tlio secret. 1 want you to sell
Borough stock short to the amount
of”~
“To sp. dilate? CJee! 1 never
thought”—
"1 don’t believe iu speculation as a
rule, but this time it’s the only way
out. Sell short. Then if tl»e bill is de
feated you and (Iladys will still lie as
well off as you are now, even after
paying me "back this sum I’ve advanc
ed !: the bill is passed over my head,
the st< k will boom, and you'll both lie
richer than ever. I’nderstaud the idea?
I think I've arranged it so you and
she won't lose a dollar in either case.”
"Alwyn,” cried Berry, the full idea
at last penetrating his youthful brain,
“you’re the whitest ever. The"—
"Hold on.! I do this on one condi
tion.”
“Oh!”
"On condition you promise solemnly
that neither Dallas nor any oue else
shall know my share in it.”
"But"—
"Promise!”
all right, then. But Dal-
“Oh. we
‘ las ought to”
".No, site oughtn't. Now clear out.
I'm busy. Don't waste any time going
. to rny broker I'm holding hack the
1*1 official announcement of the veto as '
long as I can. But”—
“Bin on. So long, old chap. Kuter
Perry the Lamb into Bear nud*!?!!!!-
vi!l<>: Let Horrigan & Co. indulge in a
timely tremble!"
Scarce had Perry departed on his
mission when Phelan was announced.
"Your honor, - ' lit- shouted as lie first
caught a glimpse of Bennett. "You’re
tjll arcs! Nothin’ to it. Friend Horri-
gan’e tiltin’ holes in the ceilin' He’s
—oh. you needn’t look so mum. I’m
wise. 1 haven't spent tm years and
close on a million bucks in scrapin’ to
gether a private secret service system
$2,000,000. and I shall fight the bill to
the very end.”
“Good hoy. your honor! An’ Jimmy
Phelan’s with you. We’ll make Horri
gan look like”—
“He needs fourteen votes to carry
the bill past my veto. He has his thir
teen aldermen, under Williams’ lead.
But only those thirteen voted for the
hill in its original state. Unless Horri
gan and Williams can find a fourteenth
alderman to"—
“Unless one of the men who voted
against it before can he brought to
vote for it next time Horrigan loses."
answered Phelan, “lie’ll make it his
business to buy a fourteenth man. an'
I’ll make it my business to find out
who lie tries to get an’ to help your
honor keep that same fourteenth man
straight. That's how it adds up so far.
Well. I'll be joggin’. I'll keep you post
ed., an’ between us we’ll make Horri
gan give a livin’ picture imitation of a
man without a scalp before we're
through witli him.”
Lillie of Phelan’s exultation was re
flected in the new mayor's face as the
alderman bustled out. Ilis duty lay
clear before him, and that duty lie
would follow. But lie alone realized
the cost, lie had so counted on the
promised talk with Dallas Wain weight
the preceding evening. On the hopes
of that interview he had staked ills all.
In it he was to have received the half
pledged reward for ids months of toil
and achievement.
Yet in view of his present relations
toward Wainwright he could not, of
course, visit the financier's home. The
doors of the house that contained the
woman he loved had been barred to
him. And Dallas—what must she have
thought of Ids failure to call?
[to be continued.]
It Will Bite Long After It Has B«en
Decapitated.
Eels are peculiar even among fishes.
A strange and mysterious race, the
difficulty of killing them is not the
least of their peculiarities. Very many
of us have been annoyed by' the ordi
nary eel that has seized our worm and
j then tangled up our line in its slimy
i coils. You may cut off the head of au
eel—in the manner recommended by
the S. P. 0. A.—aud leave its body full
of squirms and wriggles, for the eel
is a hateful and uncanny creature. 1
have been told that the true method is
1 first to cut off the eel’s tail and that
after this the severance of the head
brings all life and movement to an
eud. As to tills 1 cannot say, for I
only heard this recently and have not
since hud to deal with a sinuous eel.
A correspondent has cited au instance
of a conger left apparently dead for
twenty-four hours on the beach, which
then bit three lingers from the hand of
a small boy who came to handle it I
can well believe this. 1 shall not easily
forget the eerie shock which I had on
a certain occasion in Wales. I had
caught a large eel ou a night line set
for pike. We had severed his bead and
left him for some hours on the hank,
leaving a good hook in his’ gullet. In
the evening he was presented to a
small boy. who bore him off In triumph
as a supper dish. Half an hour later
the boy’s mother appeared, with some
concern and indignation, to relate that
the head had bitten the boy severely
when lie tried to remove the excellent
hook And this was no conger! The
! occurrence seemed to me like the hor
ror in one of Kipling's most weird sto
ries of uncanny horror. Whether these
posthumous wounds by eels betoken
the remnants of life in their severed
portions or a mere mechanical dicker
of the nervous system only the biolo-
I gist could say. And perhaps he would
be only making a guess.—St. James’
Gazette.
LOST THE CASE.
BURulfJG
A DiAF.iOND.
tigs are good !<• eat. and 1 say they
The Experiment as Made by Davy and tl ’ n ^ I bats all theie is between US,
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Faraday.
That diamonds will not only buni
but will blaze, was proved as long ago
Humphry Daw and
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as 1814 by Sir
Michael Faraday The experiment wa>
r-arried out at V'loieiiee. whore the two j
scientists were visiting the great Duke
of Tuscany, whose burning glass was
♦in* m Pu-rgb which 'ho • ,- r
was induced to operate This tiuru
(ng glass eousi ted of a couple ot con
vex lenses distant from each other
about throe and a half feet, the large
Ions being some fourteen inches in
diameter, the smaller about three |
indies. The diamond rested on a rod i
of platinum which had .a cup shaped j
receptacle at the top. pierced with holes
to admit ot free circulation of gas
This rod was fixed in the center of a
glass globe of twenty-two cubical
inches capacity, exhausted of air and
filled with pure hydrogen.
Intense heat was brought to bear
upon the diamond when it was ex
posed to the sun. the second lens great
i ly reducing the focus. In the course
of three-quarters of an hour it was
! necessary twice or thrice to cool the
! globe Then it was noticed that the
j diantond was slowly diminishing and
i becoming gradually opaque Suddenly
I it burst into tianie They removed the
[ stone from the focus, and it blazed
, away merrily It glowed brilliantly
with a scarlet light inclining to pur
i pie. and continued to burn for about
; four minutes
liie glass was then cooled and the
! diamond again submitted to the action
| of tlie sun Again it blazed, but not
for so long a period as at first Twice
more this was repeated, and then the i
diamond was totally consumed. This j
was the first occasion on which, so far |
as is known, a diamond had 1 een seen j
to burn.—Chicago News
lest ion and asked the law-
proposed to do.
ain’t it? Now. s'elp me. if you’ll eat
two of them furs and you ain’t sick
immediately afterward I'll lose my
case.’ 1 ’
The judge at once saw the propriety
I of tills su
| yer what In
“Your honor is trying this case, not
l,” was the reply
“No. no! The offer is made to you,”
said the judg •
A hurried consultation took place.
Counsel suggested that it was the so
licitor's duty to submit to the experi
ment. Tlie solicitor refused. The bro
ker himself was then asked if he would
risk it.
“What will happen to me if I don’t?”
said he
“You'll lose the case," replied both
his legal advisers.
“Then," said he hurriedly, “lose the
case, lose the ease!" And so he did.
A Simple Test to Which the Defendant
Objected.
An English solicitor was defending
a fruit broker iu an action brought iu
a London "court for the recovery of
$100, the price paid for a consignment
of figs which tin* plaintiff declared to
lie unfit for human food The defense
alleged that, although moderately dis
colored by salt water, as the plaintiff
knew when he bought them, the iigs
were perfectly wholesome. Tlie tigs
were iu court.
The plaintiff, a coster, who conducted
liis own case, was skillfully cross ex
amined. Tlie trial was obviously going
against him, and once or twice lie re
torted so hotly that the judge threat
ened to commit him for contempt.
At length the coster grew desperate
and. turning to the opposing counsel,
hoarse and perspiring, lie said:
"Look here guv nor, you sav them
The Payment For Stuart’s Portrait of
George Washington.
The Columbian Historical society re
cently has come into possession of the
papers relating to the negotiations be
tween one of the Carroll family and
the government of the Ufiited States
for the payment of the money due for
tlie famous portrait of Washington by
Gilbert Stuart This was tlie portrait
which iu the war of 1812 was rescued
from the burning White House by tlie
intrepid Dolly Madison. Stuart paint-
ed this portrait in Philadelphia in
1793, when in the height of his glory
He but recently had returned fr^m
London, where he had counted among
liis subjects King George IV.. tlie
Prince of Wales, Mrs. Siddons and
many other celebrities, and he had the
temerity to ask congress for $800 for
liis painting of the first patriot.
Tlie solous were aghast at such a
price, promptly refused to pay it and
intimated that any one so unpatriotic
might as well go back and paint kings,
for he was not suited to paint patriots
But Daniel Carroll of Duddington
threw himself In the breach, urged the
claim of the artist and put before the
congress what a figure they would cut
before the eyes of the world if they
failed to meet an obligation incurred
Carroll offered to pay the money him
self if the government gave him prom
ise of remuneration. After, much quib
bling a promissory note was given at 8
per cent, and it was twenty years be
fore the Carroll heirs received the
whole of the $S00 which Stuart re
ceived for the finest portrait ever
painted of the Father of His Country
During the hasty cutting of the picture
from its frame when tlie victorious
British were marching on the capital
the signature of Stuart was destroyed
The picture lay in obscurity for a doz
en years, and there was some doubt
thrown on its authenticity'when it was
reining in the White House. It now
adorns the blue room with Martha
Washington by the same artist, and
the two form tlie sole decoration of the
throne room, as tlie dainty blue room
is dubbed by those who like court
phrases. For over seventy-five years
it hung in the east room.—New York
Press.
The Servant Girl In Germany.
In most German households there Is
no such thing as the strict division of
lalior insisted on here. Your cook will
he delighted to make a blouse for you.
aud your nurse will turn out ?n the
dining room, while your chambermaid
will take tlie child for an airing if you
order it so. They are more human in
their relation to their employers. The
English servant fixes a gulf lietween
herself and the most democratic mis
tress. The German brings her intimate
joys and sorrows to a good lierrsebaft
and expects their sympathy.
When a girl has bad luck and en
gages with a bad herrsehaft she is
worse off than in England because she
is more in the power of her employers
aud of the police than she would he
here. She has to have a dicnstbuch.
an official book In which her age aud
personal apiiearance are registered. In
this Ixiok her employers write her
character. It is under the control of
the police and lias to he shown to them
when she leaves and when she enters
a situation. It is hardly necessary to
say that when a girl does anything
seriously had and her employers record
it in the hook the hook gets “lost."
Then the police Interfere and make it
extremely disagreeable for the girl.
NATURE
AND A WOMAN’S WORK
THE CREATIVE POWER.
’Science,” Said Lord Kelvin, “Affirms
the Existence cf a God.”
1 cannot at ail accept the view of
those who assert tiiat ether is atomic,
since all my owij investigations have
clearly demonstrated to me that its
structure is totally Monatomic. In fact,
it has no structure in the accepted
meaning of tlie term. Neither can 1
accept tlie view of those who assert
that science neither aiiirms nor denies
the existence of a Creator. On the con
trary. science most positively asserts
tin' existence of a creative power. We
- Restaurant Stories.
“I don’t care for the vulgar type of
restaurant story,” said a New Y’ork lio-
j tol keeper. "I refer to that type where
i the guest shouts angrily to the waiter:
“‘Ugh, this steak is not fresh! What
a horrible smell! Here, waiter, judge
for yourself!’
“But, shaking his head, the waiter
points to the next table and answers
grimly:
“’Beg pardon, sir, you’re quite
wrong. It’s the other gentleman's
fish.’
“Or the story of the man who com
plained about his planked shad, wind
ing up:
" ‘I hope you don’t think me unrea
sonable, waiter?’
“‘No, no, sir,’ the waiter answered.
‘You’re the sixth person what lias com
plained about that portion of shad.’
“On a somewhat higher plane are the
meat stories. Thus a strange «guest
says:
“ ‘Surely this isn't a barber shop as
well as a restaurant? I see u lot of
razors lying about’
“ *Oh, uo, sir!’ says the waiter.
‘Those are for the steak customers.
Did you say steak, sir?’ ”
cannot escape from thi
conclusion
_ Tjwere Was a Difference.
When Dr Caudal! Davidson, arch
bishop of Canterbury, was a curate,
oue day at Durtford he took a Sunday
school class in a neighboring parish.
The subject was King Solomon, and
after the lesson he proceeded to cate-
cbfee tlie children
^"ell me. boys." lie said, "what was
the difference between Solomon and
other men?" No answer. “Come,
come!" said the future archbishop.
“Was there any difference, for in
stance. between King Solomon and my
self?”
A tiny band went up and a tiny
voice replied. "Please, sir, Solomon was
wise!”—London M. A. P. '
when we study the physique and the
dynamic of Inina beings and “dead”
nature wldeh we see around us.
Modern pliysioii gists again (irmly de
clare that then is something else out
side gravitation and the physical and
chemical forces This something is a
vital principle Science places before
us an unknown In thinking of this
unknown we all Ixaamie agnostics. We.
only know God iu liis works, hut we
tire forced by science to believe with
perfect conti Icoce In other than phys
ical. dynamic or electrical forces
There is no middle term between abso
lute scientific belief in a creative power
and the acceptance of the theory of a
haphazard coming together of atoms
Here scientific.thought is forced to ac
cept tlie iiotiMi of a creative power
Forty years ago I asked tlie great Lie
big during a walk in tlie country if
! he believed that grass and flowers grew
! solely as tin* result of chemical force.
He replied. “Not any more than I lie
i lieve that chemical force can translate
j a book upon botany describing the
phenomena of vegetation. * Every act
| of the will Is a stupendous miracle for
i chemical, physical and mathematical
| science. If your intellect Is strong
i enough you will he forced to believe
in God. the foundation of all religion,
ami you will see that science is not at
all hostile to religion. Far from that,
it must lie Ifioked upon as its auxiliary.
—Lord Kelvin.
Youthful Logic.
Mrs. L., a young and inexperienced
Sunday school teacher, was at times
sorely perplexed how to answer the
questions put to her by some of her
unusually bright pupils. One day just
after she had finished telling the chil
dren the story that Adam was the first
man God created quiet reigned in the
class room for several minutes. Sud
denly up jumped little Uosie and in a
piping voice said, "Oh. teacher, you for
got to tell us whether God created
Adam right away a man or a baby!”
Embarrassed Mrs. L. looked up to the
ceiling and then to the children for an
Inspiration. Happily she quickly spied
Betty’s little hand raised above the
others eager to answer the question.
“Teacher. I am surprised my sister
Uosie should ask such a foolish ques
tion. Why, God must have created
Adam right away a big man, because
if God had created him a baby he
would have had to have a mother to
take care of him.”
LYDIA E. PINKHA1
Nature and a woman’s work com
bined have produced the grandest
remedy for woman’s ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to -day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that battle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years in
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field Lydia E. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their pe
culiar ill's, more potent and effica
cious than any combination of drugs.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman’s ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 N.C. St.,
Louisiana, Mo., writes:
“ Complete restoration to health
means so much to me that for the sake
of other suffering women I am willing
to make my troubles public.
“ For twelve years I had been suffer
ing witli the worst forms of female ills.
During that time I had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what I suffered, and at times I
could hardly walk. About two years
ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
I followed it, and.can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound aud Mrs. linkham's advice re
stored health aud strength. It is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
women.”
What Lydia E. I'inkham’s Vege
table CYm.pound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will do lor other suffering women.
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Perry W'aiiiwrlykt.
for nothin'. ‘You’ve signed the bill?’
squcniB Horrigan. ‘No, you big stiff!’
says you, Tve vetoed it. Now go
chase yourself before I knock you
from under your hat!’ says you. Them
was the very words, so I’m told.”
“I congratulate you on your secret
service men.” laughed Bennett. “They
seem to have a wonderful faculty for
quoting one’s remarks literally, but”—
“Bi.t did i come here to ladle out hot
air tp •you?” supplemented Phelan.
'‘No, t didn’t. I come to tip you off to
a meet In’ that's held last night at
Wainwright’s house—him an’ Horri
gan an’ Gibbs an’ some others, inclood-
iu’ Hen Williams, who’s Ilorrigan’s
mouthpiece an’ bandy man iiftbe board ’ " — t
of aldermen. Didn’t happen to hear of AFTER 33 TEARS •xpertence mil-
that meetln’, did you?” Hobs of users of L. ft M. PAINTS.
“No. I am unfortunate iu having no d a I m ;—First, it wears 10 to 15 years
secret wto-vico furttu 1 * ~—Second, It only costs $1.20 a gal* __
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“Never mind." returned Phelan, ou I_ “V naT " „ ..i„,
whom the satire of the reply was quite
How to Test a Restaurant.
The man was enthusiastic about a
restaurant lie had discovered,
i "Best place I’ve eaten ..t in months."
be said "Everything first class. You’d
| better try it."
“Were you very hungry when you
went in?” asked his friend.
“As a bear,” said the man.
“Go hack some time when you are
not so ravenous,” his friend advised,
i "and see how you like it then. I make
it a point never to experiment with a
restaurant recommended by a person
who was k very hungry when he ate
there. To a person who is half starved
anything tastes good.”—New York
Press
Queer Plants.
The searcher for curiosities among
plants finds much to interest him in
■ Kew gardens. There are primroses
which blister the hand if stroked, leaves
1 divided into two sections which snap
together and imprison any insect w f hich
; alights upon them, plants which live
absolutely on air. without any root In
i the ground: .walking plants, sleeping
plants and plants which grow whiskers.
1 And all these marvels can he seen by
| any visitor for nothing. — London
J Graphic.
Peculiar Qualifications.
I “In chousing his men.” said the Sab
bath school superintendent, "Gideon
I did not select those who laid aside
i their arms and threw themselves down
| to drink. He took those who watched
with oue eye and drank with the oth
er.”—Herald and Presbyter. *
Wanted His Tip.
"In Astoria," said a Washington j
state official, "there used to be an old
fish* rman who brought me the first of |
every month a present of a splendid j
salmon from his master I always
gave the old fisherman a tip.
“But one morning I was very busy. |
and when the old boy brought the tisb
1 thanked him hurriedly and, forget
ting his tip, bent over my desk again.
He hesitated a moment, then cleared
liis throat and said:
“ ‘Senator, would ye lie so kind as to
put it in writin’ that ye didn't give
mo no tip this time, or my wife’ll think
I’ve went and spent it on rum.’ ”—Loa
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LETTERS OF ADMINISTRATION.
if
State of South Carolina,
County of Cherokee.
By J. E- Webster, Esquire, Probate
Judge.
Whereas, Mrs. Lily K. ** ce has
made suit to me. to grant ho* Letter*
of Administration of the estate and
effects of Peyton A. Price, deceased.
There are therefore to cite and ad
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said Peyton A.
Price, deceased, that they be and ap
pear before me, in the Court of Pro
bate, to be held at Cherokee Court
House, Gaffney, S. C., on Saturday.
June 6tb, next after publication
thereof, at eleven o clock In the fore
noon, to show cause, if any they
have, why the said Administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand, this 30th day
of May.
Anno Domini, 1908.
J. E. WEBSTER.
v Probate Judge.
Pub. May 22, 29, June 5, 12, 1908.
A Monologue.
Tommy—Pop. what Is the difference
between a dialogue and a monologue?
ever used—Fourth, sixteen thousand
, , „ „ , agents certify to these facts. Smith
lost. You can get the benefit of mine. Hardware Co. L. ft. M. Paint Agents.
Now, at tills meetln' they did a lot of
jablM-rlu' itu’ they cussed you up bill
—Try a National cigar stand cigar.
my son, It's a dialogue; when a woman
carries on a conversation with her hus
band it’s a monologue —Philadelphia
Record.
Fresh Water Fish In Germany.
German law d<fes not permit of fresh
water fish being sol<f except when alive
Therefore It is common to see tanks of
such fish In the restaurant windows,
and they are hauled iu this way con-
siderahle distances over Prussian rail
ways, and shipments are made to Ber
liu from Lyons. In France, and from ns
far south as Roumaula.
Tha Wrong Word.
Mrs. A.—1 can remember the day |
when you begged me to say the word ;
that would make you happy fov life. |
Mr. A.—I know, but you said the ;
wrong word. —Life.
Others Whenever.
Home pt-oplc tttulic hnppluess wher
e\er they go Success
—We call your attention to the de
licious richness and cleanliness of our
ice cream. We have our own cows'
which furnish the cream and milk and de r the will of Miss Harriet Adeline
EXECUTOR'S SALE.
By virtue of authority given me un
assure you that Ice cream can not be
made better than ours. Gaffney
Drug Co.
—Clemson College sntborltles claim
that Teostnte Is the greatest of all
forage crops tor milk cows. Can be
cut every two or three weeks. Pro-
dudes a naturally rich yellow butter.
Seed at Gaffney Drug Co.
Clary, deceased, I will sell at public
sale at the late residence of said de
ceased (the old Lewis Clary resi
dence) on Saturday, June 8th, next,
10 o'clock a. m., all the personal prop
erty of deceased, consisting of forty
(40) bushels corn, cow and calf,
household and kitchen furniture,
poultry, etc.
TERMS CASH
D. C. ROSS,
Exor. estate Harriet Adeline Clary,
—The Rocky Ford Cantlonpe Is the
most prolific and the sweetest of all deceased
cantaloups. Tr, on, ao«I. Qaltnoj M „ Frldu> .
Drug Co. ♦
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