The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, August 02, 1907, Image 5
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WORKINGMEN EVERYWHERE
USE PE-RU-NA.
SMITHS IN THE LEAD.
Dominate American Society, As
serts Social Register Locator.
DANGEROUS PIGS.
Will
The Average Household Finds
Pe-ru-na Not Only a Friend ; BROWNS COME NEXT ON LIST
in Time of Need, But a Sav
ing of Doctor Bills.
Pe-ru-na is to Be Found in
Thousands of Homes of the
Working Men.
Mr. Victor Pstneaude, 32H Madison
street, Topeka, Kas., a well-kuown car*
penter aud member of Knights and
Ladies of Security, writes:
“Twelve years ago 1 had a severe at
tack of la grippe and 1 never really re
covered my health and strength, but
grew weaker every year, until I was
unable to work.
“Two years ago 1 began using Peruna
and it built up my strength so that in a
couple of months I was able to go to
work again.”
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Kc:
No Jonesea In Providence, and Oak
land's Preferred Know* None Named
Jackson — Select Roll Has 84,500
Names—Strange Differences In the
Spelling.
Society Is led throughout the L'uited
States
the
Smith, ns is shown by the Koeial Reg
ister Loeater, the first number of I
which was published the other day.
This volume Is a compendium of the
names of persons of social prominence !
in twenty American cities and has
been prepared with painstaking care
It consists of an alphabetical arrange
ment of names, together with
the cities where the persons reside.
This furnishes a clew to many sources
of Information concerning those whose
doings arc of interest to society in the
principal cities of the United States.
Of the Smiths there are found to be
find all told, while the Browns, who
number .‘14(1, come next in preferment.
Tlie Joneses number 262, while the
The Fearlots Mexican Peccary
Fight Man or Beast.
A writer in the St. Louis Republic
fays that the most vicious and fearless
member of the brute creation is the
peccary, or wild hog, of Mexico. This
animal seerni utterly devoid of fear
and displays an intelligence in fighting
man strangely at variance with its ap
parently complete lack of mental at
tributes.
Their ability to scent man is particu
larly marked. The only thing to do
when they get after you is to run
away from them as fast as a horse
A QUEER CALCULATION.
The Power That Would Be Required
to Move the Earth.
Statisticians sometimes have queer
idcas. One of them amused himself
hv calculating how much energy, water
and coal it would take to move the
earth a foot, supposing that It was sub
jected throughout Its mass to a force
equivalent to terrestrial gravitation.
Tills Is a gratuitous supposition, for in
spite of Its enormous mass the earth
weighs nothing.
Starting with the fact that the
earth’s mass is about 6,100 million-
million-million tons, our statistician
Robinsons have ITJ on the roll of the
select elect, to quote Miss Carolyn
a few years ago. and ids escape was
j almost miraculous. He very foolishly
shot and wounded a number of them.
! Then he took refuge in a tree.
The peccaries kept him iu the tree all
that day and through the night. They
| circled round the tree, grunting aud
squealing their delight at the prospect
of a feast. He soon exhausted his am
munition and brought down a peccary
at each fire, but this had no terrors for
the beasts.
Toward morning they i>egan to eat
those lie had killed, after which they
j formed in line and trotted off. If they
had not had some of their own number
to devour they would have’ guarded
,,, ,, „„ • i i. i that tree uutil my friend through sheer
Wells. I he numerically predominant .. . , . ,, ,
... i J ,• exhaustion dropped from his perch and
mimes iu New York are as follows: , 11 .,1^1,1—
., . . ...... allowed them to make a meal of him.
Smith, 163; Brown, l.ii \Miite. 86;
A woikingman’s home is usually one with a large family. Children of
all ages and both sexes are being reared. They are subject to slight ail
ments, winter and summer. A doctor is sent for every time a petty sick
ness occurs. The expense will keep the family poor.
In such a household Peruna becomes a real blessing. It promptly meets
the most common ailments due to the cold of winter or the heat of
summer. A stitch in time saves nine. A dose or two of Peruna prevent*
serious and extended illness many a time.
The workingmen everywhere have come^to realife that Peruna is the
workingman's friend and saves him not only sickness, but a great many
dollars every year.
Morgan, 84; Clark, 81; Robinson, 81;
Taylor, 80, and Miller, 86. Boston has
only 5 Smiths and 16 Browns, hut the
; Hub has 22 Williamses, 44 Peabodys
, and 44 Coolidgcs.
New York has the most Smiths and
| 40 per cent of the Browns, while Bal
timore is a close second in the posses
sion of the clan of Brown. The Smiths
; predominate in Philadelphia, with a
battalion of 123, although the Biddle
; family, which Is so much a part of
: the City of Brotherly Love, has 72
' members. TL<- Joneses are to l)e
The wildcats and tigers that infest
the Mexican wilds flee from the pec
caries with instinctive fear, and even
rattlesnakes keep out of their path.
LOVE’S TEST.
Rev. J. G. Dukes, Pastor of the Uni- always keep a bottle in tin* house, and
tarian Church of Pinetown, N. C.,! Mrs. Dukes thinks it lias done her
writes: j more good than anything she has ever
“My w/fe has been in a very bad state 1 taken.
0/ health for several years, and nothing ! “My little boy ten years old, was p:i!e
seemed to do her any good uutil she be- i a nd had hut little life. He began to u-u
gan to use Peruna. Since then the
color has returned to her face, and she
Is gaining In flesh every day, and I be
lieve she is a well woman to-day. We
Peruna the day his mothci began.
To-day his face is rosy, and he isout in
the yard running and jumping with tha
rest of the chi Id run ”
f ' .t .1 .-'-if S'if Si*
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can carry you, and then there is no j calculates that we should require 70,-
certalnty that they won’t catch you. ; 000,000.000 years for a 10,000 horse-
north south east and west, hv Th °y are n ‘* arl y us sw,ft as a hors( ‘- ' Power engine to move our globe a foot,
ancient ami honorable family of ! ^ ‘‘"durance is as great as ; The boiler that should feed this engine
... uv ti.« Hp*. ! their vidousness. j would vaporize a quantity of water
A friend of mine encountered a that would cover the whole face of the
drove of them in a wild part of Mexico | globe with a layer 30O feet deep. The
vaporization of tills water would re
quire 4,000 million-million tons of coal.
This coal, carried iu cars holding ten
tons each and having a total length of
thirty feet, would require 400 million-
million cars, which would reach 80,-
000,000 times around the earth. Tills
train, moving at the rate of forty
miles an hour, would take more than
5,000,000 years to travel Its own
length. It would require for storage a
shed that would cover 1,000 times the
area of Europe.
If we realize that this fantastically
huge amount of energy is nothing at
all compared with what the earth pos
sesses In virtue of its rotation about its
axis, its revolution about the sun and
its translation iu space with the solar
system, of which the earth is but an
infinitesimal part of the universe, we
may get some idea of the Importance
of man in the universe and estimate
his incommensurable pride at Its Just
value.
A PIQUED BONIFACE.
Meilhac and a Costly Dish That He
Did Not Eat.
Among the most absentminded of
geniuses was the French composer,
Meilhac. On the occasion of the first
presentation of one of his operas Meil
hac, In evening dress, entered a fash
ionable restaurant and threw himself
down at a table, thinking earnestly
about the event of the evening and
nothing else.
A waiter brought him a menu. Meil
hac, a man of very simple tastes in
the matter of food, abstractedly iudl
cated with his finger the first dish on
the bill that his eye had struck. Now
it chanced that this was the most elab
orate and costly dish on the bill, anc
when the waiter went to the kitchen
with the order there was in conse
quence great commotion there. The
proprietor himself was summoned, am
he and the principal chef devoted them
selves to the preparation of the famous
dish. One man was sent for this
choice ingredient and another for an
other. Meanwhile Meilhac waited, ah*
sorbed.
At last the dish was brought with a
great flourish, and the proprietor, wltli
a proud smile, stood not far away to
observe the result. When It was de
posited In front of him Meilhac regard
ed the dish with an expression of mel
ancholy interest.
“Did I order that?” he asked.
“Certainly, M. Meilhac."
“Do you like it?”
“Yes—yes, monsieur; but’’—
“Then kindly take it away and eat it
yourself,” ordered Meilhac, “and bring
me two fried eggs.”—Chicago Record-
Herald.
Where Her Great Help Was Needed
Her Heart Was Willing.
“Professor,” said the fair co-ed after
a pause, “let me ask you if you ever
use the phrase ‘different than?’"
“Never!” exclaimed the young pro
fessor of rhetoric and English litera-
found everywhere, except in Provi- ture ‘<it exasperates me, Miss Pinkie,
deuce and Oakland. Oakland has no
body at all in society named Jackson.
Baltimoie is entitled to have the most
Jenkinses present at any large social
function. In Chicago the Walkers fol
low the Smiths in preference, while iu
Providence the name Aldrich is the
open sesame to society. Pittsburg has
the most Laugbiins. The Smiths are
at the fore in Hf. Louis and St. Paul,
and in .Minneapolis the question of
prestige is a tie among the Washburns,
Winstons and Woodworths.
Summaries of the names which recur
in the various cities reveal some inter
esting facts culled from this American
Alniauach do Gotha. There are 141) of
whenever I see it in print.”
“I am glad we have something in
common,” site rejoined. “Neverthe
less. Professor de Purey, I cannot be
your wife.”
“Mr. Koopong,” asked the young wo
man, with downcast eyes, “now that I
happen to think of it, do you ever use
the phrase ‘different than?’ ”
“I certainly do not,” said the enam
ored capitalist. “It is not only Incor
rect. but utterly absurd.”
“I am glad to hear you say so. Still,
Mr. Koopong, it is useless to urge me.
I never can be anything more to you
than a friend.”
the family 01 Adams in 15 cities, while j
! the 1)4 Alexanders are distributed “Let me ask you one question, Mr.
through 17 cities. There are 31 Am- Pnoodles,” she said. “Do you ever use
| orys, and Boston society lias them all. the phrase ‘different than?’”
j Of the Biddle family, besides the 72 in ' “Why—er I presume 1 have used it
; Philadelphia which have been men- ! carelessly sometimes, Miss P-PInkle,”
tioued, there are 6 in New York and 1 stammered the embarrassed youth.
HIS ODD AD.
The Collar That Gava Plumlay a Sec
ond Start In Busineaa.
“Nothing succeeds like perse ver-
'ce.” said Mark Twain at a dinner.
When the luck seems most ag.iinst
, then we should work aud Upp*
itdest of all. In moments o; dis-
-uragement let us remember 1 y olu
riend Henry Pluuiley of Virginia Uity.
“Henry Plumley ran a collar factory,
'imes were reported to be hunl with
im. When his factory, which was
cry heavily insured, burned down,
hero was every indication that he
ad set the place ou fire himself in
'.dor to get the insurance money. Vlr-
inia City was the soul of honor in
hose days. Shocked beyond words, it
ose en masse, seized IT ury i’Unuley.
,ut a halter round his no k and iynch-
d him.
“But he did not die. The sheriff ar-
ived and cut him down in time He
n.- tried and found „nhiy. and he
er\< 1 term in jail.
"Cu !:!'■ . e you wouldn’t have
thought that he’d return to Virginia
City again, eh? He ilHl, though, lie
came back, reopened his collar factory
and prospered.
“What gave him his start was the
odd advertisement with which he an
nounced his return to business among
us. Preceded by a brass band, Henry,
In a great gilt chariot, burst upon onr
streets. He sat on a kind of golden
throne^ and he held on a crimson cush
ion In his lap an old, old collar. Above
the collar on a crimson banner waved
this inscription in huge letters of gold:
“ ‘This is the collar we wore when
we were lynched. It saved our life.
Be wise in time and use no other. At
all retailers, 10 cents apiece, three for
a quarter.’ ’’—Indianapolis Star.
The Limit of Life,
The most eminent medical scien
tists are unanimous In the conclusion
that the generally accepted limita
tion of human Hte Is many years be
low the attainment possible with the
advanced knowledge of which the
race is now possessed. The critical
period, that determines its duration,
seems to be between 50 and 60; the
proper care of the body during this
decade cannot be too strongly urged;
carelessness then being fatal to
Ion ,evity. Nature’s best helper after
50 is Electric Bitters, the scientic
tonic miedicine that revitalizes every
organ of the body. Guaranteed by
Cherokee Drug Co. 50c.
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE—A food second hand
square piano; low price. Apply to
J. M. Nelson. 7-t4f
FOR SALE—Old newspapers at this
office, 10c a hundred.
West & Wells’ Shows are a grand consolidation—con
taining all that is wonderful, novel aud thrilling in the
world of wonders. In the arena are to be seen some
of the best ladies and gentlemen performers, and a host
of funny Clowns, Acrobats, Daring Gymnasts, Agile
Athletes, hkill^d Aerial Artists, Graceful Tumblers,
Wonderful Leapers, Artistic Jugglers, Pretty Dogs and
Ponies, Trained Elephants and Lions.
in Washington, but they are really
part of the parent stock which flourish-
j es in the city of Penn.
Five cities only have Appletons, of
whom there are 21 in Boston, 17 in
! New York, 2 in Philadelphia, 2 In
St. Paul aud 1 In Baltimore. All of
the family of Auehindoss, to the num
ber of 17, have uot wandered away
j from New York. Of the 35 Cabots 32
j reside iu Boston. The 213 of the house
: of Davis are scattered through 18
eities, and they are the most numerous
1 in Washington. Nearly every city, or
10 of the score, have some of the 163
Kings.
Strange differentiations in the spell-
j Ing of names appc.vr throughout the
1 volume. There are 230 of the family
of Clarke and of the name with
out the terminal “e.” Five ways are
1 offered for the spelling of what is
in effect the same name, as is seen In
such titles a> Beal, Beale, Beales, Beall
; and Beals. It is shown in the tables
that there are 40 Reads, 71 Reeds and
31 Reids. There are 55 who bear the
name of Robbins and 35 who leave out
one “b” ami pronounce their name the
same way. Forty-two are called Stor-
! gls and 32 Sturges.
“But now that you have called my at
tention to it I shall he careful to say
‘different from’ hereafter.”
•“Claude,” she exclaimed, clasping her
hands ecstatically and gazing at him
with soulful eyes, “my answer is yes-
yes! You poor, dear boy, you need a
helpmate, and I’ll be tbe helpmate!”-
Chicago Tribune.
Mental Medicine.
A somewhat eccentric physician who
recently died would order patients to
take walks, say daily, on the left side
of the street, returning by the other
side; another he would order to arise
each morning at a certain hour and
eat cheese with ginger beer: another to
take supper precisely at midnight and
eat only apples, or he would instruct
the patient to put just so many grains
of salt on the egg lie W’as to eat and
part his hair In a different way each
day. His object was to get the mind
of the patient on something else than
symptoms, aud this scheme worked
well in many cases, especially when
the patient was suffering from melan
cholia.—New’ York Times.
Funny Clowns to
Make You Laugh
TWO PERFORMANCES
AFTERNOON AND NIGHT
Don’t Miss Brand Street Parade at 1.00 O’clock
DON'T FORGET DAY AND DATE
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All kinds of Job Work d0 “ e •* The Led B ei
■Mmpmmhnmhnbmhhmmmmhmmb office neatly and at
orices commenenrate n ith high «rade workl Trv ut.
IMMENSE SWINE PAVILION.
Iowa State Fair to Hava Thraa Aoraa
of Hogs Under One Roof.
The largest swine pavilion in the |
world Is the latest Iowa boast It Is
being built on the state fair grounds
at Des Moines and when finished will
occupy three acres under roof. The
Judging ring occupies a square almost
surrounded by pens.
This will be the center of attraction
for the Iowa people at their state ex
position this year, says the Clinton
Herald. Farmers interested in swine
breeding have been urging this Im
provement a long time. I^ist year they
brought 2,700 hogs to the exposition,
and many others were sent back for
lack of space. This is a larger exhibit
of hogs than at nil other state ftUrs
together. With these improvements
the Iowa state exhibit will be kept not
only at the head of tbe list, but far In
tbe lead of all others.
In Automobiledom.
Bcientist—Light travels at tbe rate of
about 187.000 miles a second. Chauf
feur-Gee. that’s goln’ some! Auto
Enthusiast (slightly deaf)—Pardon me.
sir. But what make machine was It
you Just mentioned?—Bohemian.
Muskrat Skin Curs.
“The skin of a muskrat taken and
worn next to the chest will cure any
case of asthma in the world,” said a
Louisville man. “I had an uncle who laid hands on it.
suffered a thousand deaths with asth-
ma aud tried everything that could be
bought lu the way of medicine. Final
ly one day an old time friend told him
of the muskrat skin, and he tried it.
In two months he was as well as he
had ever been. Just how the akin
works about a cure Is a mystery, but It
will do It.”—Nashville Tennesseean.
Couldn’t Quit Gambling.
Driving a cab In the streets of Lon
don is a young man who has literally
thrown away £80,000. The sou of a
wealthy family In Yorkshire, he went
Into the army, but soon became distin
guished by his gambling propensities.
He ruined himself and had to leave his
regiment. Some time ago while living
In a garret news was brought to him
that he had been left £80,000. There
was a condition attached to the lega
cy—that the money was to Immediately
pass to another person, named in the
will, if the legatee was ever found
gambling. A detective was set to
watch the ex-captain and saw him en
ter a well known club one evening,
where he lost the sum of £800, which
he had raised on his ex()ectations. He
forfeited his £80,000 before he bad ever
London Tit-Bits.
Hsr CIsvsrnMs.
She—Mary Graham Is certainly a
very clever woman, yet she has little
to say. He—That's where her clever
ness comes In. She leads a roan to be
lieve that she thinks be Is worth He-
toning to.—Pick-Me-Up.
The Comparison.
Lesec and Ix-malgre, who ^Mk,both
as thin ns laths, were discussing a mu
tual friend.
Lesec—1 met our friend Durand this
morning. He has grown so thin.
I^maigre—Really! And he waa so
stout.
Lesec-Yes, it is dreadful. He is
thinner than both of us put together
now.—Pele Mele.
In Coils of a Python.
Mr. Cocklin, walking In thick grass
near the Marico river, Bechuanaland,
was thrown to the ground by a four
teen foot python, which coiled around
his legs and then tried to drag him to
a tree near by, so that, by colling its
tail around the trunk. It might proceed
to crash him to death. *
When within two yards of the tree
Mr. Cocklin got a band free and shot
the snake, which was so heavy that it
needed three men to lift It—East Lon
don Dispatch.
FOR SALE—Flrst-clMa babbit met
al. Apply at Ledger office.
FOR RENT.
FOR RENT—Store room now oc
cupied by F. B. Gaffney. Poaeeakm
Sept 1st 1907.
Store room now occupied by Boyd
Sarratt as barber shop. Possession
Sept let 1907.
Office room fronting on limestone
street Possession now. A. N. Wood.
TO RENT—Office rooms over The
Ledger. Apply to Bd. H. DeCamp.
Nov. 2-tf. .
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DENTIST.
Office over Merchants Grocery
Company, Gaffney, s. C. Office hours
8:30 to 12:20, 1:30 to 5.
Phone 46.
In Blacksburg on Tuesdays.
1 mo. pd.
DR. W. K. GUNTER,
1> JR IV T 1 fc-4 T
Office in Star Theatre Building.
Phone No. 20.
Crown and bridge work a speeialtar.
The Picture Was Good, of Course.
Friend (to artist)—Well, were yon
successful at the salon? Artist—No.
They rejected my picture, the wretches!
Friend—Why? Artist—How should I
know? The oil was bad perhspe.—Nos
Lois! re.
Amusement.
First Old Lady—What kind of a time
did you have at the funeral? Second
Old Lady—Well, I’ve enjoyed myself
more at others.—LUC.
If yon dsn’t scale the mountain yon
can’t view the plain.—CUnese Proverb.
Hardly.
MIhs D.—Angelina, why don’t you
marry Lieutenant Y.?
MIkh A.—First, because he has no
brains, aud be euu’t ride, dance or piay
tennis. ,Wbat could we do with him?
"But he swimw beautifully.”
“Oh, yes. But one can’t keep one’s
husband In an aquarium, you know.”—
London Tit-Bits.
BURNETT G. BLACK,
•URGEON-DENTIST.
Hickory Grove, • - • 8. C.
l n Sharon on Thursdays and Fri
days. ' 7-24-lmo
The Poor Ooetor.
“Say. Weary. here's a doctor ^at
says de best kind of exercise la walk
in’ to your work.” •
“Is dat so, Llmpy? Den I suppose
de doctor get£ his exercise by visitin’
de cemetery on foot.”—Cleveland Plata
Dealer.
Where might is master, justice fli
servant—Gesanan Proverb.
OR. J. F. GARRETT.
DENTIST.
Moved to row office over FredeHefc
•treat. Front of the Battery.
’PbORt la OMo# aM
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