The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, June 11, 1907, Image 1

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THE LARGEST CIRCULATION of Any Novuopapor In tho Fifth Congrottlonal District of S. C. The Ledger. WE GUARANTEE THE RBLlABlLlTV of Evory Advortioor Who Uooo tho Coliimno of Thlo Popor. ■VERY ONE PAID IN ADVANCE SEUI-WEEELT—PUBLISHED TUESDAY AND FRIDAY. DKBT ADVERTISING MEDIUM. A Nswapaper In All Hurt tba Word Impllao and Dovotod to tho Boat Intoroat of tho People of Chorokoo County. ESTABLISHED FEB. 16. 1894. QAFFNEY. 9. C# TUESDAY, JUNE 11, 1907. 91.00 A YEAJL THROUGHOUT THE PALMETTO STATE. ITEMS OF INTERST OF PASSING EVENTS IN SOUTH CAROLINA. A DAY IN YORK. Happnings aH Over the State Taken from Our Exchanges and Tersely ..Told to Ledger Readers. What is doubtless the largest sale of paint made by a local concern in upper Carolina was that made Fri day by the Gambrel and Hardware Company of Greenwood to Mr. A. F. McKissick, president of the Grendel and Ninety-Six cotton mills. The amount sold was two solid carloads, the paint to be used for the houses of the two above mentioned mills. Special Officer Broome, of Columbia, '■went to Charleston Saturday to bring back W. S. Hall, a white man wanted for breaking into and robbing his own store which he kept op Pendle ton street. It is alleged tha*. after Hall was closed out under mortgage he broke into the store at night and took |300 from the cash drawer and skipped. After much telegraphing the officers located Hall in Charles ton. The Fourth of July/will be a big day at Greer. An interesting pro gram has been arranged and all are looking forward to that date with great expectations. Horse races and a general show of the live stock in that part of the country, and a base ball game will be the main features. 'A program of prizes and events of the races will be published in a short while. Several favorite speakers will also be present. Mr. George C. Sherman, of Apple- ton, Wis., was in Columbia Saturday consulting with Commissioner Wat son and others as to colonization i® the South, and particularly in South Carolina. H** brought with him several families from Sweeden to form the nucleus of his initial colony. Mr. Sherman has sold some 500 acres of land to pioneer colonists. He goes back to Europe this month to vigor ously push the work in the interest of agricultural colonization in South Carolina. Dr. William G. Neville, president of the Presbyterian College of South Carolina died suddenly of heart fail ure at his home at Clinton Saturday morning. His death came as a shock to the entire community. He had been feeling a little unusual since last week, but his family and friends felt no concern as to his condition. Dr. Neville was one of the most dis tinguished and prominent men of the Presbyterian church in the State, being interested in all its institutions and undertakings. At the recent meeting of the South Carolina Branch of the Red Cross in Colombia, Dr. A. J. S. Thomas, of Greenville, was elected to fill one of the vacancies on the executive com- mittee. Two others, Messrs. Henry P. Archer and Julius d. Kosterwere also elected to this committee, the first# named being elected chairman. In taking up the regular business of the meeting, it was seen that the aggregate amount forwarded by the South Carolina branch to the famine sufferers In the Orient, was $3,820.53. Mr. J. D. Humphreys, of Spartan burg, has sold the Cherokee Springs near that city, to a party of gentle men of the neighborhood of the springs, who have organized them selves under the name of the Chero kee Springs company. The deal waS^ made Wlednesday through the firm of Bp ton & Harris. Following are the gentleme n who compose the com pany; j. M. Wofford, M. W. Turner, B. O. Turner, A. Crocker, J. R. Eas ier, J. M. and J. R. Foster, John and A. G. Paris, Mr. Teal and Dr. J. L. Wofford. Claud Beecham, a white man about twenty-five years of age, said to be an employe of the Spartan mills, Spartanburg, and who had been drinking tor the last three days, attempted to end it all Saturday night by drinking two ounces of laudanum. Shortly after drinking the laudanum Beecham fell uncon scious on the street, and but for the prompt arrival of a physician he would have been a goner in short order. It took hard and vigorous work of several hours to pun him through. The young man admitted the drug was taken with suicidal in tent. at a fifth- ‘boots” up A traveler, putting „p class hotel, brought vhe with his angry storming. "Want your room changed, sir?” inquired the "boots.’’ "No,” replied the guest, scorch- ingly. “It’s the fleas I object to, that’s all." "Mrs. Blobbs!” bawled the “boots” in an uninterested sort of voice, “the gent in No. 8 is satisfied with his Exercise s a t Unveiling ©f Monument to Confederate Heroes. Yorkville, June 7.—This has been a great day for Yorville and York county. Hallowed memories cluster around the scenes we witnessed and many fond recollections were revived. At the train this a. m. we were me': by our friends and by that whole- souled gentleman. W. Brown Wylie, Esq., and wehe driven in a splendid ly decorated turnout to the center of the town where a vast assemblage of old soldiers with the yeomenry and beauty of the town and county were gathering and preparing for the fes tivities of the day. Along the streets on both sides from the residences hung the Confederate colors tastefully arranged and giving the town a fine holiday appearance. As we dismounted from our car riage we were met by scores of men we handn't seen since the cessation of hostilities in 1805. Many of them were tottering under the weight of years yet their eyes were filled with the patriotic fire of former days. Conspicuous among them were their children—sons and daughters and grandchildren who had come In great numbers fiom every section to witness the proceedings and pay homage to the men who wore the gray. * The streets stretching toward the four points of the compass, as far as the eye could see, were filled with people of every age and profusely yet tastefully decorated with the Confederate colors. When the hour arrived flhe vet erans were formed in line on Liberty street In front of the court house and preceded by the military and band were marched to the monument where the exercises were to be held. Capt. Moore called the meeting to order and Dr J. H. Thomwell opened the exercises with prayer. . Governor Martin F. Ansel delivered an able speech which was enthusiastically cheered. He was followed by Col. Asbury Coward who held the au dience for about an hour while he recounted the scenes of the early sixties. During both of the speeches it was no uncommon thing to see the tears dropping from the eyes of the veterans and older women who so well remember the times and scenes to which their attention was called. At the conclusion of the speeches the monument was unveiled. This was the crowning event of the day. Twenty-four little gills dressed In white with red sashes marched round the monument and wrapped a wreath on its base as high up as they could reach. On this was placed a lot of boquets from various chapters there represented. The monument, made of South Carolina granite, stands on East Liberty street, and between it and the cemetery and also in plain view of the Southern Railway. It is a beautiful piece of architecture and is well calculated to fulfill the object for which it was erected—to com memorate the lives and deeds of York county’s soldiers. When the exercises proper were closed at the stand the bugle sounded "the call to rest.” First on one side then the other and finally in the cemetery— a forceful reminder that this would soon be the last resting place of thos e whose memory the occasion was designed to perpetuate, r was both solemn and grand, as well as were the exercises throughout. The veterans were then marched to table, 6’5 feet square, which was load ed with the most delightful and sub stantial victuals and they were asked to held themselves, which they did adundantly. The best ladies of Yorkville and county were pre sent In person to see that every one of them was properly wait ed upon. At the conclusion of the meal thre e cheers were given for the ladies; and the table with its contents which were still abundant, was turned over to the public and all who wg^d do s 0 went in and helped themselves. The following is a description of the inscriptions on the monument, which is twenty-five feet high and built of South Carolina granite: South side die, crossed swords; and on dip. "L^st we forget.” On third base:—“1851-1865.” On second base:—“Our Confeder ate dead.” East side:—‘‘Those for whom they died, have erected this monument to recall to their children and fellow countrymen how worthily they lived, how nobly they died, and in what tender reverence their memory sur vives.” North side:—"Brected by Winnie Davis Chapter U. D. C., 1906.” West side; — “In eternal remembrance of the sol diers tried end true, W]ho loved the flag of a nation’s trust And died in a cause, though lost, still Just, And died for me and you.” In our next letter we will give other notes which we can’t well give Just now for want of time. J. L. 8. A NEWSY LETTER FROM WILKINSVILLE. MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE OF LOWER CHEROKEE. Argo Red Salmon Is an Ideal f<xMl Thompson's Dietetics, one of the standard works on foods, gives Scam- — mell’s tables as follows: The per room, but he wants the fleas chang- cent of muscle building material in «d. Illustrated Bites. j beef is 19 per cent, eggs 13 per cent, ; Salmon 20 per cent. As a brain food The cost of firing a singl shot from i beef 2 per cent, eggs (white) 2 1-8 one of Uncle Sam’s 16-Inch guns pe r cent, (yoke> 2 per cent, Salmon equals the pay of a private soldier' 6 and 7 per cent. for five years. tubscrlbs for Tho Lodgor, $1 a yoar. June 1M4. Subscribe for Tho Lodgor. 91 a yoar. Personal Paragraphs Concerning Pop ular People and Short Items of that Section. Wilkinsville, June 6.—Mr. . Han cock. the picture man, formerly of this county bu; now of North Caro lina. was in this neighborhood last Wednesday delivering work and tak ing orders for more which he will deliver sometime this summer. Mr. and Mrs. Sam J. Strain went over into York, county last Wednes day on business. Several cow buyers from this side of the river have been making pur chases in York county lately and some of them are good bargains. The Wilkinsville oil mill has been running regularly of late and people are hauling off hulls and seed about as fast as the mill can produce them. This is a large business for a coun try mill to do. Mr. C. W. Whisonant is president and general manager and he knows all about it too. Las- year Mr. Whisonant sa *d he was thinking of making the second Saturday of July in each year (the time for the annual meeting of the stockholders) a day for a general picnic and a good social time at Wil kinsville. We hope he is of the same' opinion still and we will be authoriz ed to make that announcement be fore long. As this Is an off year in politics it would he a splendid time to begin and let the people have a day off and come together and enjoy them- ?*elves. Some good speaker might be secured who would take pleasure in attending and discussing the cur rent and leading questions of the day. We want a railroad through this section and must have one if the way be clear. We don’t know a more suitable place in the country to build up a thriving business than Wilkins ville. it is nearly equally distant from Gaffney, Blacksburg, Hickory Grove. Lockhart, Jonesville and Paco- let and crosses one of the best sections in the up country for farming or any other business. The section is healthy, well watered and abounds in minerals making it unusually valuable to those who will develop it. If we mistake not Hon. D. E. Fin ley, M. C., in speaking of the vast wealth of this section, said at Wil kinsville last summer that forty per cent of the gold East of the Miss issippi came from or was in (or con tiguous to) the Fifth Congressional District of South Carolina. This as sertion coming from such a source as Congressman Finley is enough to induce capitalists to invest their money in real estate here. Taking the U. S. gelogical survey as a basis of calculation we find the average surface of Gowdeysville township from 150 to 200 feet lower than that of Gaffney, and yet our wells ar e from forty to ninety feet deep and the water first class. Ma laria is produced by mechanical or artificial rather than natural causes. To Mesdames Ben McCulloch, T. J. Estes, h. B. McDaniel, j. L. Black- well and j. N. Strain we are Indebted for a supply of their garden products with which to reinforce our table comforts. Surely the Civil war Is over when the survivors of Gen. John H. Mor gan’s command (five of whom were officers) waited on President Roose velt the other day and told him if the time ever came ’when he needed rough riders to call on them—they were ready for service. Messrs. Henry McDaniel and John Wilkerson, of Hickory Grove, have adopted a new method of swapping buggies which is known as the lightning exchange. It was coducted in this way; As Henry drove into John’s lot at Hickory Grove the other day he found two buggies belonging to John nnd said to him: "John, I’ll give my buggy for yours—that one with the red weels.” Without looking at it John said "All right, you can have It” After the exchange was made John told Henry if he would pay him thre.. dollars he might have all three of the buggies. Sa m Strain says Henry made a -rood trade. We have been requested to state ‘hat there will be a picnic at Howell’s ferry next Saturday to which the public is Invited. Mrs. Jessie Blackwell, one of our best gardeners, has beets that beat aar bMti wm know at Bar. ir. W. Boomt to axpwM to vmdt H Batam ac XI rttott a. n. on <Ha »rd Babbatt of HUB mootK. Ananfamartg bar* bmm mate Abe blm to Mmplj; tba dmrefi oaoa ■ month nu a ratolac paitoff or Mg- ply can be obtained. Mr. Rufus Estes, who has been sick for some time, is better. We lear n tha t a sister of Mr. W. J. Vaughn whose name we hlaven’t 'earned, died last Sabbath and was burled at Mesopotamia last Monday. . J. L. S. WOMAN’S WORK. Meetin q of Missionary Union of Broad River Association. Tho first meeting of the Woman's Missionary Union of the Broad River Association, separate from the asso ciation, was held in the First Baptist church in Gaffney June 5th and 6th. Mrs. Edna Harris, as acting super intendent in the association, presid ed over the meeting. Miss Mattie Simms was appointed as secretary protem. The following program was car ried out: Wednesday Morning, Devotional exercises led by Mrs. J. C. Otts. Address of welcome delivered by Mrs. Simms. Response by Miss Addie Brown, of Goucher. Report of the Woman’s Missionary Union of the Southern Bcptis- Con vention by Mrs. G. P. Hamrick. Report on State missions by Miss Katharine Ellis. Adjournment for dinner which was served in the church. Wednesday Afternoon. Sunbeam drill conducted by Miss Ellis. Report on home missions by Mrs. F. E. Shuford. Address on the progress of missions and the missionary outlook by Mrs. A. L. Crutchfield, corresponding sec retary of the Woman's Works of South Carolina. Consecration service led by Miss Mary Taylor, of Greenville. Wednesday night Rev. W. K Crocker talked to the union o n Christ as a missionary. An offering amounting to $6.51 was received for the Woman’s Training School l n Louisville, Ky. Thursday Morning, Devotional exercises led by Mrs. Crutchfield. Reports of committees. Elecrion of officers for the coming year. Miss Katharine Ellis was appoint ed to visit the churches in the asso ciation during the summer and organ ize societies. Nine churches were represented by delegates a- this meeting. It. was decided to divide the church es in the association and the follow ing offilcers were elected for work in th e two divisions: Presidents, Miss Katharine Ellis, Gaffney; Mrs. John Cline, Blacks burg. Secretaries, Mrs. B. D. Bates, Clif ton; Miss’ Mattie Simms, Gaffney. Cowpens was chosen as the place of meeting next year. The convention was a delightful one and the sisters who missed it have deprived themselves of much helpful information and inspiration. THROUGHOUT THE TARHEEL STATE. RECENT EVENTS OF NOTE NORTH CAROLINA. IN ltem s of Interest Concerning Our Neighbors 'n th« Old North State Clipped from Our Exchanges. W. R. Mller, who has been i n the grocery business at Durham, has skipped out from that town, leaving a number of unpaid claims. His bus iness has been closed and is now awaiting some adjustment of the mat ter. The total amout of his indebt edness is not known. Carl Maynard, white, of Spencer, a Southern Railway brakeman, is held at Lexington on a charge of at tempted criminal assault upon a white girl named Molly Everhart. The mayor of Lexington held him without bail, but later agreed, to al low him $1,000 bail, which has not yet been raised by him. The LaFayette Auditorium Com pany, of Fayetteville has bought from the Southern Real Estate Company at that place three McKethan lots as a site for the new theatre. Archi tects are there, and as soon as the plans are adopted the contrac; will be given out, and work on the build ing is expected to begin in 30 days A HORRIBLE CRIME. An Aged and Respected Citlizent Killed *t His Home. A dispatch from Winston-Salem says; Dispatches were sent out from Mt. Airy a few days ago telling of a horrible crime committed in Carroll county, Va., how Rev. Joseph Easter, an aged and respected citizen of that county, was shot down after dark at his home. A white man named George Peters is accused of the crime and he has been identified by the wife of the murdered man as the one who killed her husband. Mrs. Easter was carried to Hillsville, Va., last week to see if she could identify the guilty party. She had said that there was something pe culiar about his voice, and that she would know’ the man who did the killing. Peters was placed in a room with several other men, and without know ing what wag going on, he w’as en gaged in conversation. At the same time Mrs. Easter was taken to an adjoining room and told to listen and see if she could recognize any of the men who were talking in the other room. No sooner than Peters began to speak, she exclaimed: “There is the voice of the man chat killed my husband.” Then she was taken to the room where Peters was with several other men, all strang ers to her. and without hesitation she pointed out Peters as the man who killed her husband. Peters, it is said, came to Carroll county from South Carolina several years ago, and has the reputation of being a blockader. His plea was that he was dodging the revenue of-. fleers at the time of his arrest for the murder. He lives a fejsv miles L- just west of where the killing was done. On the night of the'm">teRf* he was seen, so reporters say, gotaf in the direction of the Easter house carrying a double-barrel shotgun. After the killing he was not to be found in the county, and all these A special from Middletown, Conn., says; “Among the students who will receive the bachelor of arts degree with honors at Wessleyan Universi ty commencement June 26th is Wal ter Patten Calypso, of Calypso, N. C. He and a student from Maryland are .„ uuu 1U LIJt , WUIIl/> auu ail tuw , the only Southerners in the gradual- ( circumstances led to an effort to sp* ing class They rank among the high- res; him. The people of * Carroll est scholarships standing.” : county are deeply interested in tire Miss Mary Duke, daughter of B. N.'f 1 '"®’ b !,“ T ,lip0Bed ^ a,low tbe . Duke, muUi-millionair e tobacco man-i‘ a "' l k ls ‘-' ollre< '- ufacturer, one of the founders of the American Tobacco Company, is ex- THE CONFEDERATE DEAD tremely ill at her home a; Durham, " “ . .. 1 and the physicians who are attend- M ^ * Monument to ing the bedside of the young lady say that she has catarrhal appendi- Their Memory. The unveiling of the monument to the Confederate dead at Yorkville E SCOTT DOUGLAS IS DEAD. Argo Creamed Salmon, Scalloped Jalmon, Cutlets, or Croquettes, are among the most tempting of dishes. Argo at all grocers. Prominent South Carolina Lawyer Dies in Washington, D. C. The following from The Washing ton Herald, of June -the 7th, was sent by our former townsman, Mr. Larry D. Snead; “Funeral services over the remains of the late E. Scott Douglas, who died at noon yesterday, will be held at thie family residence, 2120 Con necticut avenue, at 4 o’clock this af ternoon. Dr. W. T. D. Morse, of Washington Heights Presbyterian church, and Rev. Herbert S. Smith, of St. Miargaret’s Episcopal church, will officiate. The obsequies will be private, and immediately upon their conclusion the body will be shipped to Columbia, S. C., where interment will be made torffbrrow. “Mr. Douglas was ill about three weeks. Wednesday the doctors pro nounced his condition as greatly Im proved. Death was very sudden. He leaves a wife and two sons, aged six and eight years. "The body will be accompanied to Columbia, s. C., where -the interment will occur, by Mr. A. E. L. Leckie, of the Wlashington Bar Association, and Mr. James M. Baker, assistant librarian of the United States Sen ate, The body will leave Washing ton at 6 o’clock this evening. “The death of Mr. Douglas will prove a blow to the entire Bar Asso ciation of the District, as well a s the business men and government of ficials with whom he came in con tact during his short but brilliant legal career. “Mr. Douglas was born in Winns- boro, S. C.. where he received his early education. i n 1891 he was graduated from the University of South Carolina, receiving the degree of B. A. In 1892 he was granted the degree 0 f bachelor of law by the same college, and commenced practice in S ’ C * remai ning there un til 1898, when he moved to Washing ton. ‘•Mr. Douglas was one of the few young men 0 f the present day who retained all the characteristics and courtly maners of the Southern gentleman of the ante-bellum days. “He was a member of the Century Club, of Washington. During the comparatively short time he was engaged | n the practice of law he (wished rapidly to the top of his profession and participated in some of 'the mos- famous cases in the history of the District courts. Together with his brother, Charles A. Douglas, h** aided in the defense of Machen and the Goff brothers in the famous postal-fraud hearings.” You can’t tell a woman’s ag? af ter she takes Hollister’s Rocky Moun tain Tea. Her complexion is Jlne. She is round, plump, and handsome; in fact she is young again. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. Gaffney Drug Co. cities. They, however, hold out every L n i„ . —•V / hi>p« for a apeedy recovery. | Tery ' nu ^“ J » The little 3-year-old child, Lavada, I was a P^asure and at the same time of Mr. and Mrs. b. L. Barkley, of' ^ Charlotte, died Friday afternoon in a very unusual manner. The child had eaten a quantity of meat several days since, and this, falling to digest, had caused ptomaine poisoning. The physicians called In, worked with the case to the best of their ability, but were unable to save the child. J. M. Bowles, foreman at the Southern Railway coal chute at Spen cer, was severely injured Saturday night by the overthrowing of a der rick on which he was working. The derrick fell from a high track and Bow leg was caught ia the machinery and badly scalded, besides sustaining severe bruises. Other workmen on the derrick had a narrow escape from death and were saved by jump ing. The Stony Point Manufacturing Company, which will build a cotton mill at Stony Point, and i n which Mr. M. K. Steele and sons, cotton mlli men of Turnersburg, Iredell county, are interested, has been chartered with an authorized capital of $125,- 000 with $60,000 subscribed. Messrs. L. C. and n. F. Steele, Mrs. N. D. Tomlin, j. W. Wtatts, Al Watts, W. D. McLellan, B. F. Hines and others are among the incorporators. Judge Fred Mloore at Asheville Friday afternoon signed an order re leasing Charles a Kluttz as tempo rary receiver and appointing j. Roby Thomas and P. S. Carlton as perma nent receivers of the Spencer House Furnishing Company, of Spencer, which closed it doors June 5th. The receivers are making a thorough in vestigation of the affairs of the con cern which had assets amounting to about $30,000, with liabilities placed at $20,000. The First National Bank of Hick ory, at a recent meeting, decided to increase its capital from $75,000 to $200,000, which resulted Saturday In a subscription of $125,000 additional capital, which will make the bank on e of the strongest financial Insltu- tions in that part of the State, as well as affording It ample funds to take care of the business require ments. Among its active officers are A. A. Shuford. president, and K. C. Menzies, cashier. State Superintendent of Public Instruction J. Y. Joyner of Raleigh, received news Saturday of the horri ble death of his 14-year-old niece, M3ss Lula I^ee Joyner, which occur red at LaGrange Friday night A lamp exploded and she was go terri bly burned before the flames could hfi extinguished that she died next morning. Three sisters, Misses Geor gia, Lois and Sarah, and an aunt Mlsg Lula Whi- field were painfully hut not dangerously burned in try ing to extinguish the flames. . it was tinged with sadness to see mo battle-scarred veterans greet each other after long separation. Of course the feature of the occasion was the address of Col. Asbury Cow ard, superintendent of the South Carolina Military Academy. CoL Coward is very dear to the people of York, he having lived there as principal of the King’s Mountain Military Academy for a number of years, and during the war he com manded the Palmetto Sharpshooters, an organization largely made up form York county. His appearance was the signal for the wildest applause. The Colonel is always a most happy speaker and was at his best on this occasion, and it must have done bis heart good to receive such a spontaneous and genuine welcome from the peo ple where he formerly lived. Gov. Ansel also received an ovation, and numbers of people expressed them selves to the effect that he has eo far, made South Carolina the best governor which she has had since the war. Yorkville treated the old veterans royally and they will no* soon forget the 7th of June. It strikes us that It would be a good idea for each county seat to invite all the old veterans within each county once a year to meet with them and spend a day in the town as the guests of the municipality. These grand old heroes are rapidly passing away, and soon, very soon, the sig nal, “Lights out,” will be sounded for the last one of them and we, the younger generation, should honor these men who so bravely fought in the most stupendous strrugle of modern times. The Argo Red Salmon of Alaska has the deepest fed color, and the finest flavor of any Salmon packed. It is packed entirely by machine, and not touched by the human hand. One trial makes a cifstomer. June 1M4. Ye Editor's Dream. Last evening I was talking With a n editor, aged and gray, Who told me of a dream he had— I think ’twas New Year's *Day While snoozing in his offlo- The vision came to view, For he saw an angel enter. Dressed in garments white and new. Said the angel, “I’m from heaven, The Lord Jus- sent me down To bring you up to glory, AJid put on your golden crown. You’ve been a friend to every one. And worked hard night and day. You have enlightened thousands, And from few received your pay. So we want you up in glory. For you have labored hard, And the good Lord is preparing Your eternal just reward '• Then the angel and the editor Started up towards glory’s gatj But when passing cktse to Had$ The angel murmured, “vrait! 1 have got a place to show you R’s the hottest place i n belli Where the oneg who n, ver paf In torment always dwell.” An,] behold* the editor saw _ His old subscribers by the And grabbing up a chair and He wished for nothing a He wag bound to sit and wat As they’d sizzle, singe and Said the angel, “Come on, edl There’s the pearly gates, I i| But the editor only muttered, “This is heaven enough for