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THE DAVIS STATUTE
UNVAILED MONDAY.
VAST CROWDS WITNESS THE
CEREMONIES.
General CJement 0. Evans, 0 f Geor-
Gia, the principal Speaker—Gra
phic Description of Monument.
Richmond. Va., June 3.—The capi
tal of Virginia today resumed the
glory of the time when it was the
capital of a nation 1 with an ambition
that was world-wide. As the monu
ment of Jefferson *Davis, the presi
dent of the Confederate States of
America, was unveiled men who had
fought for that nation's lost cause
stood with hair grayer than their
old unifortns to hear the eulogy of
their dead president and the princi
ples he represented.
“Not in hostility to others, not to
Injure any section of the country,
not even for our own pecuniary bene
fit, but from the high and solemn
motive of protecting the rights we
Inherited and which it is our duty
to transmit unshorn to our children.”
In these, the words of Jefferson
Davis spoken before the United
States Senate on Juno 21, 18G1, was
the cause of the Confederacy pre
sented before the ex-soldiers of gray,
the nmn who had sacrificed for that
cause. These words of President
Davis were inscribed on the monu
ment that wa s unveiled, they were
reproduced in the speech of the day,
and found echoes in the breast of
veterans who fought for States rights
which they believed i n as a matter
of right and failed to sustain in
might*
Children of Richmond, three
thousand strong, had drawn the
monument to its place through two
miles of spectators, just as children
of that city had drawn to its place
In capitol square the monument of
George Washington, the first pre
sident of the United States of
America, whom Virginia gave to her
country.
More happy still was the scene to
day in which the Confederate vet
erans were the spectators, the
guests of honor at a reunion that
was larger than many held in recent
years.
While their ranks have been thin
ning, the veterans and their families
have been growing richer, more pros
perous than they had believed that
they would ever be when the dark
cloud of reconstructions had settled
like a storm upon the fair Southland.
And so they were able to return to
this unveiling, which will go down
In history as the memorial even In
the story of the Confederacy as it
lives i n the hearts of Dixie.
Genera] Clement A. Evans, of
Georgia, mad*, the principal address
of the day. When the veil was
drawn from the monument, eyes
were lifted upward from the statute
of Jefferson Davis to the figure that
crowned the pillar in the center of
the collonade. This i 8 the allegorical
figure of a ma n known as “Vindlca-
trix,” representing the spirit of the
South. At the base of this pillar
and on a pedestal five feet high is the
bronze figure of Mr. Davis, eight feet
In height.
The inscription on the pedestal is
“Jefferson Davis, Exponent of Con
stitutional Principels. Defender of
State Rights.” On each side of the
pedestal are inscriptions, the one on
the left reading: “As citizen, sol
dier, statesman, he enhanced the
glory, the fame of the United States.
When his allegiance to that govern
ment was terminated by his sorerign
State, a 8 president of the Confed
eracy, he exaulted his country before
the nations.”
On the right side of the pedstal is
inscribed “With constancy and cour
age unsurpassed he sustained the
heavy burden laid upon him by the
people. When their cause was lost,
with dignity he met defeat, with for
titude he met improsonment and
suffering, with entire devotion he
kept the faith."
The sentiment of Jefferson Davis
.expressed in the United States Sen
ate that is quoted al>ove, will be in
scribed on the arebitrade at the top
of the collonade.
A deep aid solemn hush prevailed
over the great assembly as the beau
ty of the gniup came upon them.
The red and blue of flags, the music,
the crodwd, th e galty, the Joy of
meeting comrades hand prevailed In
the encampment of old veterans un
til this time but in the presence of
this message of grief and preserved
In stone and bronze under the imagi
nation of as master hand, the old
soldiers remembered the old South,
the comrades who fell before the
guns in that mad brav e contest for
what they believed the right.
There were many things that had
reminded the old soldiers of the early
days of their enlistment that seem
ed barely forty-seven years in the
past. On the wall 8 of the Jefferson
Hotel, Jn the hulls of the Confeder
ates, a calendar which reproduced
the flag of every State in ttu Con
federacy was hung. At the top of
this emblem was th e flag of G-orgla
of blue with the s^al of the State
upon it in white. The state Mutual
Life Insurance Compapy of Rc|nie,
Ga , issued the s -ries and gave this
conspicuous position In the wreath
of patriotic emblems to its own
State.
The central flag was the Confed
erate flag officially endorsed by the
government of the Confederate
States of America. Many of the flags
were not in existence to bo copied
from when this Southern company,
which ha 8 for its field the Southern
Suites, begun the search for flags to
reproduce from. But from descrip
tions the entire list was made out
and the sheet of flags is large enough
for every soldier to find on it the
one under which he enlisted—the
palm tree of South Carolina upon
blue, surmounted by the crescent;
North Carolina’s flag giving dates of
May 20, 1775 and April 12, 177G, the
dates upon which the State declared
its independence of England, while
there waved at the end two bars, one
white, the other blue, and the field
held a single whit e star; Alabama,
Mississippi, Florida, Louisiana, Ten
nessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Texas,
Missouri and Virginia—the beautiful
flags were presented l n the beauty of
color such as they carried before the
soil of battle sanctified them.
The reunion has been one of the
most notable ever held and upon its
last notes being sounded the soldiers
will spread over the battlefields they
left i n the 60’s, will visit the graves
of old comrades and resume the
pleasures of camp life In reminis
cence.
“I want to show you the tree be
hind which I was Introduced to mus
ketry,” a gray-haired wit told another
upon asking his company to a nearby
region.
The scenes have changed. On
cross roads where the soldiers saw
graves and desolated cottages, there
have sprung un happy villages. The
fields of uncultivated land over which
they tramped wearily now hear the
promise of early fruitage of grain
and cotton. The little towns that
were so gray and desolate at the
close of the war between the States
ar*» now happy little cities with the
buzz of a lifo that has left the cloud
of war far behind, though in every
Virginia hamlet, at. every cross
roads, l n the heart of every son and
daughter of the Old Dominion, is
carried the sacre,] memories of the
struggle that the old soldiers might
think, superficially, was told of only
by the scars and wounds they bear
upon theip bodies.
The soldiers will separate, happier
for the reunion, and march over old
fields in boyish fashion for all their
feeling of age. They have been
given In Virginia the weloo no of
their lives, and go home feeling
again that, they played an Important
part in the world’s history, letter
for the honor that has been paid
them, and with a happy memory for
vears to come.
An Audacious Fool.
The function of the king’s fool in
mediaeval times was in a measure an
important one, and he who filled the
post had often very great, influence
with his sovereign. Perhaps the
brightest and most astute of fools
was Triboulet, the favorite jester of
Francis I. It was reported that his
majesty, who was of a very generous
nature, had acceded to a request of
Charles V., emperor of Germany, that
he might not pass through France on
his way to the Netherlands. Putting
aside all recollection of what he had
suffered a t the emperor’s hands while
a captive In Spain, Francis was pre
paring to receive Charles with much
ceremony and splendor. Observing
on e morning that Triboulet was
scribbling industriously upon a bit
of paper, Francis inquired what he
was loing. '
*T have just added the name of
Emperor Charles of Germany to my
list of fools,” Answered the jester,
“a sovereign who is committing th*
incredible folly of instrustlng him
self to you by passing through your
kingdom.”
'‘FY»Hr? How If I should let him
pass safely?”
‘Then I shall substitute your name
for his,” was the audacious retort of
the fool.
The Cast-Off Baby.
(Chicago Tribune.)
• The stork had been a recent visit
or to the home of Mrs. Smith, who
already was the mother of a year-
old baby boy. A chance meeting In
the comer market was the opportu
nity for Mrs. Smith’s neighbor, Mts.
Jones to break the news to her
friend Mrs. Brown.
Dorothy Jones, five years old.
paused In her task of arranging the
covers about her new doll. She had
experienced difficulty recently in
finding in the person of a less for
tunate neighbor girl a mother for a
doll with a broken nose and one
arm that had been her former favor
ite and for which there was no room
In he r diminutive establishment when
the new doll came. She pulled at
her mother’s skirts inquiringly.
‘ M'amma,” she asked, “did you
say Mrs. Smith had a new bkby?”
“Yes dearie, a brand new baby,”
answered the mother.
“Well mamma,” came the unsatis
fied query, “what's she going to do
with her old one?"
A NEWSY LETTER
FROM WILKINSVILLE.
MOVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE OF
LOWER CHEROKEE.
Argo Red Salmon' readily adapts
itself to the requirements of break-
luncheon, dinner, o r supper, and
givi s seasonable variety to every
meal.
June 4-7.
—Bargains In mattings, rugs and
cp.rpets, June 7th and 8th at Carroll
& Byers’.
Personal Paragraphs Concerning Pop
ular People and Short Items of
that Section.
WMblnsville, June 1.—Now that
The Ledge has tried the experiment
and been so absolutely successful in
getting out a daily paper, it ought
to continue such publication. Com
ing as it does upon the heels of a
destructive fire, and not missing a
single issue shows the energy, pluck
and activity of its management.
When the report first reached us
that The Ledger was so badly dam
aged by the fl re that it would neces
sarily have to suspend - publication
until such damage was repaired, we
replied that unless the “get up,”
pluck and enegry of Ed. H. DeCamp
has been completely destroyed, we
should look for the regular appar-
ance of his paper. We admit, how
ever. it was somewhat of a dlsap-
IKdntment. in that, Instead of a semi
weekly as before. Lo and behold It
comes out a daily paper.
Gaffney and Cherokee county can
well afford to keep up a dally paper,
and It ought to have it.
We thank the several correspond
ents of the paper for their kindly re
ference to our communications to
the paper. Would that we could
only think ourself and views deserv
ing the same. However, we appre
ciate it none the less. The only
danger is it may give us “the big
head.”
During our recent visit to York
countv we were sorry to find the lit
tle orphan boy of Mr. and Mrs. Dag-
nall sick. He is suffering with a
severe bronchial trouble wlileh Is
giving his god-parents great uneasi
ness. They aro doing and have done
all in their power for him and through
the mercy of an overruling Providence,
the skillful treatment, of Dr. W. A.
Hood and their careful nursing, he
has entirely recovered from the
burn he received several weeks ago
which was thought at one time
would put an end to Ms life. With
the exception of the little finger on
his left hand there Is no trace of the
injury now to be seen.
In the carefully prepared list of
the dead soldiers burled at. TTnlty
church, which appeared in The Led
ger this week, we can make no cor
rections unless it be that of Wyatt
Neal who wo are satisfied was buried
at Providence church in this county.
It may he. however, that the name
of Younger W. Neai has been omit
ted and Wyatt substituted In its
place. If we are not again mistaken
the name of Tom Arrowood belongs
to the Ust, and .las. Jackson should
have been Joe Jackson. We have
known the place from our earliest
recollection and the only ghost we
ever saw (or heard, rather) was at
old Unity graveyard onp night about.
IP o’clock while coming home from
Whitesides’ mill on Clark’s fork with
a string of fish which with Bill
Hardin, the mlllej;, we had caught
that evening.
Fop a long time Unity graveyard
was considered the rendezvous of
ghosts, haunts and hobgoblins and
many are the grewsum tales told by
advertising. During this relgme of
superstition Chess McKinney, on a
wager of $5 with Tom Berry, went
one night and stuck a sword by the
headston* of Mr. Abram Smith. It
was a test of great physical courage,
hut Chess was equal to the occasion.
Next morning Tom Berry forked over
the cash.
A great terror, among the super-
stitiously Inclined, was “Jack the
Sailor," whose right name was John
Gibson. “Jack" had been a sailor.
He knew every Important nort along
the Atlantic coast as well as Eng
land, and had miraculously escaped
f’om many wrecks on the high sea.
He followed well digging In this
country. Hp belonged t 0 that class
of Roman Catholic Irish which en
tertained ridiculous Ideas as to the
state of mankind after death. He
died at Mr. Billy c. Brown’s in this
county (then Union) and was burled
at Unity and his grav<» was always
a terror to the weakminded and
nervous. These reminiscences of
places, times and people may ho of
some Interest to those who live In
this section or to those more or less
acquainted with them.
The people of Unity have changed
in many respects from those of
whom we have been speaking and
a better order of things exist. Your
worthy townsman, Rey. \y. T. Thomp
son, is pastor of the church. He has
large congregations and Is much
I'ked by his people. i n ye olden
^mes we hav fl seen some rousing
times at old TTnlty.
When “Blue Water” and “The
Nation” would turn out In masses at
big meetings they would make things
lively m their way. It equalled any
thin^ ever witnessed by Major Jones
In his Georgia scenes:
At one time It was said that one
of the preachers pray* d that a cer
tain young la*ly in the neighborhood
might he made to shed tears as big
as “hois Hupleg.’’
Notwithstanding the scarcity of
labor fanners are well up wjth their
work and were r-ady or rain. Most
of the cotton has been chopped out
and corn thinned to a stand.
Mr. James G. Garner is busy
grinding at the Thomson mills. These
mills are in good running order and
he makes a fine specimen of meal.
The people of Salem have about
made up the necessary amount to
Ret a preacher for the rest of this
year.
Rev. ,T. Lee Oates, of the Hickory
Grove a. R. Presbyterian church will
preach at Salem at 3:20 o’clock p.
m. on the second Sabbath in June.
The public is accorded a welcomp to
attend the services
The graveyard fence at Salem is
badly in need of a coat of paint just
now and we hone those who feel an
interest in it will not, suffer it to he
neglected much longer. It’s being
badly damaged.
The Thomson mill bridge is also
needing some repair on the banisters
as well a 8 a now cover, all of which
we hope our worthy county super
visor will look after soon.
Our public roads are much im
proved by the late working given
them by the chaingang.
A new flat, will soon be needed at
Howell’s ferry. The present one Is
not long enough or strotgi enough
for the Immense travel going that
way.
Mr. James G. Gamer Is planting a
late watermellon patch. He and Mr.
Morgan Millwood head the list In
this Industry.
Mr. Sam Strain, who was off mail
duty Thursday, tried bis buggy horse
to the plow and she did splendidly.
Mr. T. J. Estes, one of our pro
gressive farmers, Is trying the Wil
liamson plan raising corti. Mr.
Charley Foster I 8 not in favor of the
plan—especially the stunting process.
He thinks when once stunted it will
stay stunted.
Messrs, t. Jeff Hughes and Joe
Este s attended the unveiling of the
Confederate monument nt Union last
Saturday. Joe reports what a fine
time they had and we know they
did. When Mr. Hughes can’t enjoy
himself on such occasions it's not
very enjoyable.
The North Pacolct Interdenomina
tional Sunday School Convention will
meet. at. Draytonville church on the
fourth Sabbath in June—the 23rd at
10:2d o’clock, a. m.
This morning we held an election
to determine which of the young
ladies—students at Limestone Col
lege—whose pictures appeared in
Tuesday’s issue of The Ledger, was
the prettiest. Twelve votes were
cast of which Miss Wilma Gaffney
received four, Miss Mario Boylston
two, Miss Jessie Lipscomb two, Miss
Mis s Mjacie McCarley two, Miss Al
ma G. Free two.
But it was unanimously decided
that they were all pretty girls—not
an ugly one in the entire group
of twenty-seven. J. L. S.
THE COTTON CROPS
DISCOURAGING.
PRESIDENT SMITH GIVES OUT
INTERESTING SYNOPSIS.
State Presidents Very Discouraging
in Thei r Reports prom All Sections
of the Great Cotton Belt.
Columbia, June 2.—President E. D.
Smith, of the cotton association to
day gave out nn interesting synopsis
of reports of State presidents. The
Texas report is delightfully dis
couraging. .Mr. Smith's statement
follows:
Having written to the State presi
dents a 8 to the condition of the crop
and the outlook, I want to give to
the public a few replied that have
com e to me from men whose stand-
in«- in their community attests their
integrity; therefore, what they say
may be relied upon.
Sorry Outlook in Texas.
“From Henderson, Texas, J. G.
Hickey, president of the First Na-
tioniti Hank, writes under date of
Mlay 27th. as follows; ‘The outlook
in Texas is sorry indeed for cotton.
East Texas has reduced her acreage
fully forty per cent, and many farm
ers are still plowing up cotton and
planting pea s and corn; many have
planted three times and still have a
sorry stand. The boll weevil is here
in great numbers, and many farmers
have no hopes of making any cotton
at all. So you can see why they are
oreranization along the line of organ
ization including every business in
terest, because every business inter
est is to be benefitted by our success
and adversely affected by our fail
ure.”
WILSON-DAVIS.
Marriage 0 f On e 0 f Gaffney's Most
Charminq Young Ladies.
Miss Lucy Wilson and Mr. Shelby
L. Davis, of Manning, were married
at the home of the bride’s parents
yesterday morning by Rev. S. B.
Harper. It was a quiet home mar
riage.
Mr. Davis is a promising young
business man of Manning.
The bride is on e of the most popu
lar and attractive young ladies of
this city. She numbers her friends
bv the score in both the higher
social circles and the more humble
walks of life. She i s th e daughter
of Rev. and Mrs. j. B. Wilson, and
lias won many admirers by her ami
able disposition and her deeds of
love and charity. She will be miss
ed by the people of the entire com
munity.
The newly wedded couple left on
No. 39 for a short bridal trip. A
little later they will go to the James
town exposition.
The • Ledger begs permission to
add its felicitations to those of the
many friends of the happy young
couple.
Tillman’s Cold Cure.
(Charlotte Observer)
Senator Tillman, of South Carolina,
has what he claims to he a sur e cure
for colds, which Is thus given: Get
plenty of hot water, just as hot as
you can stand It, and soak your feet.
See that you get into bed immediate
ly after soaking your feet and cover
up well, Idst you become chilled. The
other Ingredients you can have
served in bed. Hav e some real hot
re-planting in something else. Mid-1 water and cup up three lemons and
die Texas—the black land district—; put them into the water. Next yotf
has nearly all been re-plautod, and get a good tumbler of rye whiskey
the crop will be necessarily late, I and place your hat On the bed post.
Editor Moore Visits Cherokee.
Editor Moore, of the Greer Oliserv-
er, was in the city last week and on
his return home writes as follows
concerning Cherokee;
We were over in Cherokee this
week and had the pleasure of talk
ing with some of hep leading citizens
about the benefits of smaller coun
ties. Every one we interviewed
spoke In highest praise of smaller
counties. They ar e proud of Chero
kee’s record, who some ten years ago
seceded from Spartanburg, Union
and Yorb, and set up a county gov
ernment of Its own. Cherokee Is
flourishing as she never could have
done under the old counties. Taxes
are no higher than the old counties,
lands have Increased In value, roads
and schools are being Improved, and
Cherokee county under the wise,
economic, and progressive adminis
tration of her county officials, might
ily aided by the sympathy and co
operation of her stalwart yeomanry
Is marching grandly forward. Cher
okee citizens are thoroughly satis
fied that they made no wrong step
when they separated from old coun
ties. Not one citizen in Cherokee
would vote to go back into th« old
counties again. Cherokee has suc
ceeded, splendidly succeeded. What
Cherokee has done Highland can do.
A Negp 0 Burglar Killed.
Charleston, June 2.—A dispatch
from Clinton says:
John MIcMorrls, colored, was shot
and billed in the house of Rhett
Crawford this morning. The negro
entered the place with a key, prob
ably having seen Crawford and
family start out for church. Two
m<* n on watch confronted him and
he opened fire, hut was killed by
John Boyd. MlcMorris had three
pistols and a bunch of 14 keys on his
person. Boyd is held by the coroner
of I^auren 8 county.
Unclaimed Letters.
List of letters remaining unclaim
ed In the Gaffnev postoffleo for week
ending June 3rd, 1907.
C. C. Crossen. Fletcher Camp Roll
Davis. W. H. Horn* sly, j. B. Hump
hries. J. H. Manus, G. F. Smith, Miss
A. Cusllng, Miss Lula Hmnpmies.
Miss Nona Gaffney, Mrs. Lizzie King.
Mrs. Elisabeth Stone, Mrs. M. Sar-
rait, Mrs. Banana Woodruff.
Call for advertised letters. One
cent, due on each.
A. R. N. Folcer. P. M.
Hundreds of people have told the
grocers that the Argo Rod Salmon
is the best Salmon that they have
evr eaten. Ask your neighbors If
they have tried it.
Jun e 4-7.
—Try Dr. Pierce's wheat
celery food at Bramlett's.
flake
talked with some farmers from Ellis
county last Thursday and they told
me they had to plant the. second time,
and are not done planting yet. Fur
ther west, in Mitchell, Coleman, Tay
lor and Tom Green, and that whole
section, have had no rai n since De
cember, and consequently could not
plant corn nor cotton. If they make
any in that section it is yet to be
planted. South Texas was forced to
replant, and, as a consequence, the
crop Is late with much complaint of
boll weevil. In my section they—
the boll weevil—are puncturing the
squares on all early cotton. Farmers
told me Saturday that on early plant
ing they find three or four to the
stalk. So the general outlook in
Texas Is really bad.’
May Rais e Half Croos.
“T. C. Long, from Jackson, Ten
nessee, unde r date of May 28th
writeg in part as follows: The out
look for a cotton crop in Texas is
extremely bad. The entire crop was
planted over, and it is not yet up.
Under very favorable conditions, we
may raise a half crop. This morning
mercury down to 40 degrees, and
frost idsible. You can draw your
own conclusion.’
“These two letters are In keeping
with those from Mississippi, Arkan
sas. Louisiana and Alabama. South
Carolina, North Carolina and a por
tion of Georgia seem to be the best
off, while the outlook in these States
is certainly below anythin^ like an
average crop. The public will bear
in mind that this is th e l*t of June.
And since the writing of these let
ters quoted, torrential rains have
covered the entire cotton belt. We
have been struggling for three years
to get the situation in our hands. It
seems as If Providence has given ua
the opportunity to realize our hope.
From the present outlook and from
the principles involved, It does seem
as if the farmers and merchants
would refrain from selling cotton for
fall delivery at a price which neither
the outlook of a crop nor the present
pric e of the manufactured goods war
rants. So far as the Southern Cot
ton Aassociation in it* relation to
the cotton of the world Is concerned
the majority of us do not propose to
take advantage of a cotton famine
and he disastrous scarcity of cotton
to force the price to unwarranted
heights; no more than we propose
when seasons are propitious and the
supply overboundant to allow the
price to be disastrously depressed.
As I have often said before, I want
this to be a square deal, i want our
share of the profits that we are en
titled to in being the source of sup
ply for the world’s fibre.
Orangeburg |n Lina.
“Yesterday I was at St. Matthews,
and found that their warehouse is
practically comepleted, and Orange
burg county is still in line, doing her
duty. On August 6th, they will have
a meeting of all the counties to go
into the question of preparing for
the coming crop In detail. I shall be
present at this meeting, and hope
every farmer in Orangeburg county
and every business ma n that can pos
sibly be present will be there so
that we can start unitedly in our co
operation as to the progress of our
work.
“We have on hand a number of
boobs of membership certificates,
hearing the seal of the association,
and gotten up in attractive form,
which I hope the presilents of the
different coutnleg will simply them
selves with, so as to furnish each
member paying his dues a certificate,
and keeping a list of their names.
“I hope every county in the State
will continue an active compaign of
Then drink until you can see two
hats. You may get, a little sweat,
but when you wake up in the morn
ing, you will fee] like a two-year-old.
The Montgomery Advertiser sayi
U|at if it. might he permitted to add
a line to this it would be to pay that
when you have reached the two-hat
condition you won’t know’ or care
whether you have a cold or anything
else. And if The Observer might
b« permitted to add a few lines it
would be to say that if you go to
sleep with you feet blistered, with
all that hot w-ater in you. and loaded
to the hack teeth, you will throw the
cover off jn fifteen minutes, sleep all
night without any bed clothes on
you, and wake next morning not able
to speak above a whisper and with
a head on you that f^els like a flour
barrel. Is Senator Tillman wrong
about everything?
No Excuse.
The judge had his patience sorely
tried by lawyers who wished to talk
and by men who tried to evade jury
service. So when the puzzled little
German, who had been accepted by
both sides, jumped tip the judge was
exasperated.
“Shude!” cried the German.
“Wlhat is it?” demanded the judge.
“I think I like to go home to my
wife.” said the German.
“You can’t,” retorted the Judge.
"Sit down.”
"But, shudge,” persisted the Ger
man. “I don’t think I make a good
shnrer.”
“Your’re the best in the box.” said
the Judge. “Sit down.”
“But, shudge.”, persisted the little
Hkh^* 11, 1 d0n t speak good Bn **
“Yon don’t have to speak any at
all.” said the judge. “Sit down.”
The little German pointed to the
lawyers to make his last desperate
plea.
“Shudge,” he said, "I can’t make
noddlngs of what these fellow* say.”
It web the Judge’s chance to get
ere n for many annoyances.
“Neither cgn any one else,” he
said. »sit down.” With a Bigh the
little German sat down.
An Edito*- on “Ruffs.”
(Exchange)
A western editor has come to the
conclusion that those desiring “puffs’’
In his paper must pay for them, and
has established the following sched
ule of prices: For telling the pub
lic that a man is a successful citizen
when everybody knows that he is as
lazy as a government mule. $2.70;
referring to a deceased citizen as
one who is mourned by the entire
community, when we know he’s only
missed by a poker circle, $10.13; re
ferring to som e gallavanting female
a 8 an estimable lady whom it is d*
pleasure to meet, when every man
in the town would rather see the
devil coming, $8.10; calling an ordi
nary iMiunder an eminent divine. 60
enls; sending a doughty sinner to
heaven, $500.
INDIGESTION A CRIME.
It is a positive crim^ to continue
suffering with the ills of In.iigestlon.
such as headaches, l^aokaohe*- - heavi
ness. nausea and distress atuj- eat
ing. specks before the eves, despon
dency and nervousness, now that we
• ell vou of the good Mi-o-na stomach
tablets will do.
M1-o-na will strengthen all the or
gans of digestion so that vou will get
from your food the nourishment that
Is nedded to supfiort the vital forces
and strenghten the nerve powers.
Ask the Gaffney Drug Co. to show
you the guarantee they give with
every 50c box of Ml-o-na.