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THE LEDGER.
Tuesday and Friday,
e 4. H. DeCamp, Editor and Publisher,
J. Brian Bell, News Editor.
Watch your label and tbe date.
And renew before ’Us too late;
If there be an error, don’t set mad.
Report tc us—we’ll make you s:lad.
Renumber, ’tls our aim to please,
But errors are like peskv fleas—
They will creep In In spite of fate.
Therefore, watch your label and the
date.
—Original.
THE LYNCHING PERIL.
North Carolina Paper’s Comments on
the Dorchester Mob Murder.
(Charlotte News.)
Another n .4ro was lynched yester
dav In South Carolina, making three
within tho short space of ten days.
In ' i' eve a young negro was merely
detected attempting to enter a win
dow of the home of S. L. Conner at
Badham. Mr. Conner suddenly came
upon the negro and a struggle ensued
in which the accused negro, Willie
Spain, was injured but managed to
escape. Neighbors were notified and
Spain was captured and taken to St.
George where he was turned over to
the sheriff. In a short while a posse
of 40 or r><) men went to the jail an I
demanded the keys, which were giv
en them. The negro was secured,
taken to the home of Conner, where
his 11-yearold daughter identified
him as the one who attempted to en
ter the window. He was then taken
to a nearby oak tree, hanged to a
limb and about 500 shots were fired
at him. literally tearing to pieces his
head and body.
These are the details of the third
lynching in South Carolina within the
past ten days.
In the first place the sheriff should
never have turned over the keys un
til he was absolutely overpowered.
In the second place the affair was a
stil] greater disgrace because there
was little evidence against the negro
It was a negro who reported seeing
him attempt to enter the window,
possibly an enemy of Spain’s. True
the little daughter of Conner said
Spain was the one, hut can a human
life he sent into eternity on the sim
pie statement of a little child?
Spain protested his innocence to
the last, although he finally said he
did try to enter the window, hut for
what purpose he never stated.
Possibly he was in search of food.
Then should he have been torn to
pieces with bullet holes for this?
Possibly he was bent on robbery.
Then has it eome to the pass where
negroes are to he taken by molts and
hanged for larceny?
But no matter what the <lead ne
gro’s intention, there was still no
excuse for the crime of the mob of
40 or 50 men. They have committed
murder, pure and simple.
The lynching business seems to be
a mania of late. When a negro com
mits a crime mobs form, assume the
rolf- of judge, jury, executioner, and
to sate their abnormal desire for
human blood they are not content to
merely murder their helpless victim,
but that murder must be done in
fiendish and brutal manner.
It is a shame. Ir is a disgrace, and
something must be done to check the
tendency, else the law is only a name
and justice to the criminal at the bar
is a farce.
COTTON STALK PAPER AGAIN.
Ooinions of Chemists — May Reduce
Price of Print Sto<fk a Half.
(Editor and Publisher.)
A good deal lias been published
lately questioning the feasibility of
manufacturing naper from cotton
stalks and the Southern press is in-
r'>ned to regard it as inspired by the
interest that, are at present engaged
in the manufacture of paper. In re
futation of arguments against the
cotton stalk project, several papers
have called attention to an article on
the subject recently printed in the
Philadelphia Press.
A short while ago, according to the
Press, John Sadler, of Philadelphia, a
chemist of great skill and internation
al reputation, was employed by some
capitalists to mak-e a thorough analy
sis of the cotton stalk with the view
of finding out its qualities that could
be utilized in the furtherance of mau-
facturing industries. After a verv
careful and painstaking search, in
which treatises on fibrous plants
were secured from Washington and
Europe, Mr. Sadler reported that the
stalks could be used, and to an ad
vantage, In the manufacture of paper,
and that the bi-products would he of
immense value from tbe same source
The report of Mr. Sadler waws also
confirmed by Chemist Mark W. Mars-
den of Philadelphia, who studied the
cotton properties in Texas, and ex
amined in the minutest detail the
fibrous nature of the cotton stalk.
After the examination he stated that
the wealth producing possibilities of
what had hitherto been a refuse ntti
sance to the Southern planter, were
beyond estimate, and that the manu
facture of paper should he the prin
cipal use to w-hlch it should be
turned.
In concluding the Press asserts that
paper could he made and marketed
a* cost, the profit for such a company
resulting from the alcohol and fertili
zers produced, and that It could be
sold for fifty per cent, less than the
paoer now put on the market.
After.
He (five years after)—All this gush
about love is extremely foolish. Wher-
tver did this stupid hook come from?
I must »ay the person who selected It
showed a very insipid taste.
She (quietly)—It’s the book you
gave me during our honeymoon. John
We read It eleven times the first
week we had it.
—The Gaffney Drug Co. are offering
$5 for (he largest Turnip grown from
their seed. Between the 1st and 20th
of September Is the best time to sow
both Rutabaga and Turnips.
—Buy your Turnip seed from Gaff
ney Drug Co. If you can’t use that
$5 some poor relative would appre
ciate it.
BANDIT TIRES OF CRIME.
Pat Crowe, the Expert Criminal. De
cides to Reform.
(New York Herald.)
"Pat” Crowe, a Western bandit and
daring "gun fighter,” with a record
throughtout the Western States, is in
(hi- city, where, according to his
friends, he will begin life anew and
strive to outlive his past. One of
the first persons he met after his ar
rival about ten days ago was “Bat
Masterson. a United State marshal,
with whom he had a long conversa
tion. To a friend whom he met af
ter his talk with Masterson. Crowe
made known his intention of reform-
Ing. ' „
According to his friend. Crowe has
awakned to the error of his ways
"-d has realized that the path of the
righteous is the only one to follow.
He has formed no definite plans for
the future as yet, but he is satisfied
that he will succeed. To a friend
Crowe talked of the kidnapping of Ed
die Cudahy, son of a wealthy Omaha
packer, for which crime he was ar
rested but acquitted.
Crowe also told of many daring
crimes which he was a partv to and
of his early life. In appearance
Crowe does not look like a man who
has been a terror to sheriffs. United
States marshals and the police of
many Western sections for years. He
is clean cut. with regular features and
mild blue eyes His IP's are firm
and express determination.
Cudahy His First Victim.
Crowe says he is thirty five years
old and was horn in Davenport, Iowa.
His father was a cattle dealer and
“Pat" worked for him until he had
completed his schooling and then
went to Omaha, where he obtained
emoloyment in a packing house.
Several years later he opened a butch
er shop in South Omaha, taking as a
nartner Patrick Cavanaugh. They
had been in business only a short
time when the • were bought out by a
trust. After this Crowe went to work
for Edward A. Cudahy.
Crowe says his first dishonest act
was committed while in Cudahay’s
employ, when he took $20 which had
been paid to him by a customer. Some
time after this Crowe lost his nlace.
He had saved some money and con
cluded to open a butcher shpp in the
town where he was born
While in Chicago, where he went
to buy supplies, Crowe says he fell
in with a band of thieves and his
career of crime began. His first des
perate act after this was a holdup in
a resort where several thousand dol
lars’ worth of diamonds were stolen.
As a result of this robbery Crowe
had his first “gun" fight. When dis
covered by the police he wounded
three, but was finally captured. He
was convicted and sentenced to.serve
ix years in Joliet prison, but was par-
oned after lie had served seventeen
lonths.
After he left prison Crowe says he
oncluded that he could not make a
ving honestly and decided to become
professional criminal. There were
aw jails in the West strong enough
a hold Crowe. H(> broke jail once in
tenver after he had been arrested on
charge of robbery, and again in St.
oseph. Mo., taking- five prisoners
rith him. After this. Crowe says, he
eld tip several trains and the gover-
ors of at least four States offered re
gards for itis capture.
His Kidnappinq Exploit.
Crowe says he conceived the Cttda-
v kidnapping some time after his re-
?ase from the penitentiary. He says
e took in an accomplice, with whom
very detail of the crime was Plan
ed for several months. An old house
n the outskirts of Omaha was rented
ml the Cudahy house was watched
o r an opportunity to make off with
he boy. The chance came on the
vening of December 18, when the
wo saw the lad leavn the house and
o to the house of a neighbor.
When the hoy appeared he was
nade a prisoner and taken to the
dd house. Then Crowe returned to
he Cudahy house and threw into the
■ard a letter demandin' 1 ’ the ransom.
The letter demanded that $25,000 be
>aid or acid would he put into the
•oy’s eyes. Following the directions
if Crowe. Mr. Cudahy paid the money,
ind the hoy was released. _ After that
■ewards amounting to $->5,000 were
>ffered for the arrest of Crowe.
Crowe surrendered five years later
n Butte. Mont, after a desperate
ight with the police. He says that
ifter he had settled with his accomp
ice he buried his share of the pro-
:eeds. He was taken to Omaha and
ilaced on trial, but was acquitted.
>ow e sa>s that his acquittal was duo
o a faulty prosecution on the part
>f the prosecuting attorney.
SOURCE OF TORTOISE SHELL.
THE SURGEON’S TOOLS
AS FEW AS POSSIBLE USED BY THE
MODERN PRACTITIONER.
WILES OF THE CHEFS
Our Consul at Colon Reports on the
Extent of the Industry.
(Washington Star.*
While there are immense quantities
of tortoise shell used annually in civi
lization there is not much generally
known about the real methods of
gathering it. A large amount of it
comes from th<* Carribean Sea ani
an interesting report on the industry
ha« recently been mad • by Consul
Kellog, of Colon.
He says that last, year the totr.l
amount of shell shipped fro n his con
sular district was Ui.Obn pounds -an t
that of this va ued at $ ;7
came from Colon dir ct, 5,non nonnds
of It going to New York and tlje rest
to Europe. The hawk-’s bill turtle,
from which the shell is obtained ‘feeds
on crabs, fish and tne like and its
meat is not valued as is tint of the
herbivorous turtles. Tue turtl a run
from one and one-naif feet to four
feet long and weigh as much as 150
pounds. The average weight of the
shell is six to 8 ‘Ven pounds and the
orice it brings is fluctuating. Some
of the shell is sent to Colon, hut much
of its is traded by the Indians to coast
ing schooners and shipped to New
York.
The civilized method of preparing
the shell is to kill and clean the turtle
after It is caught, either on t :< beach
or ip nets in the water. Ti e Indians
do not kill them at o”'’ hut boll them
alive -and her • urov :em hack Into
the-s‘ • "his .s i> d on the turtle
but It *s said t j make the shell come
off easii.'.
To RrinoTe an Appendix, For In-
* atance, He tan tarry Kverythiiiir
Neeen»nry In One of llin Poeketa.
Hand I-'orKed Imutrumenta the Heat.
“A surgeon used to carry a hag of in
struments weighing often ns much as
twenty-five pounds when he was called
to operate,” said a member of the staff
of the New York Postgraduate Med
ical School and Hospital the other day.
"Today an average operation, such as
the removal of an appendix, calls for no
more instruments than can he carried ;
in the pockets.
"I have just come,” continued the doc- ;
tor, “from removing an appendix, and I
here In this small package are all the
instruments I used—a scissors, two ar- 1
tery clamps, two forceps and a needle. S
Many operations, of course—gastro- |
enteric, gynecological and those that
have to do with bones—require more :
instruments, but modern science de- {
mands the use of as few as possible in j
order that time may bo saved. Skill j
and baste are prime factors in an op
eration. In the old days, before anaes
thesia was known, this was to shorten
the patient’s agony ns much as possible^
After ether was discovered surgeons
for awhile operated more leisurely, but
soon finding out that the shock to the
'patient remaining under ether so long
was always dangerous and often fatal
they again recognized the importance
of swiftness. Diminishing the number
of instruments was one of the methods
for saving time. In the operating room
in the old days there was always, no
matter what the operation, a good sized
table laid out with ten or fifteen score
of instruments, fifty artery clamps,
scissors, forceps and lancets by tin*
dozen. It used to take over an hour to
remove an appendix; today the average
is about twelve minutes.
"The variety of instruments increases
every year as surgeons meet with new j
needs or solve old problems. In our !
school here, as in others, many instru- I
meuts have been devised. Especially I
to those having to do with the eye, ear, |
nose and throat have we made valua
ble additions as well as in the field of !
orthopedic appliances. The Hippocrat- j
ic oath precludes the patenting of any j
such inventions; consequently all in- j
struments are free to be made by all j
and every surgical manufactory.”
The making of surgical instruments i
in the United States is nearly coutem-!
poraneous with the beginning of the !
republic, and one or two of the promi
nent firms today date from long before
the civil war. In no country are finer
Instruments made than in the United
States. Though the number of men
employed is small, every man is a
skilled laborer and an artist, with an
adroitness often as fine as that of a
journeyman Jeweler, capable of mak
ing even the most delicate of the great
variety of instruments, amounting to j
about 10,000, which a surgical house
must keep in stock or be ready to pro
duce upon order.
Cast and drop forged instruments
have no lasting value, and once the I
edge is worn off they can never be sat- j
isfactorily resharpened. The process j
which they undergo demands that they
be brought three times to a white
heat. The first time the steel becomes
tempered; the second and third time it ,
becomes decarbonized and loses its ;
temper, the result being aff instru- i
mont with a shell of bard steel, eapa- i
hie of taking a fair edge, but beneath
which the metal is soft and unfit to ;
stand honing.
"All good instruments are hand i
forged. Thus prices are doubled and i
trebled over the prices of cast instru- |
meats because of the skilled labor and
time necessary to their construction.
The workman in a careful factory
must make a study of his work and
learn the physical qualities of the
steel or .metal he works with, its
strength and cutting and tension qual
ities. General operating instruments
are t !ade of steel, silver, platinum,
gold and aluminium. German steel,
owing to its tenacity, is used for for
ceps and blunt instrument*; English
cast steel tor edged tools, as it receives
a high temper, a fine polish and re-
j tains its edge. Silver when pure is
very flexible and is useful for cathe
ters, which require frequent change of
! curve. V. hen mixe 1 with other metals,
as coin • Mvi-r. it mikes firm catheters,
. ... an i c.inuulated work.
^ r in. ;ni.neuts are least
I’i itinu.ii resists the
i aa.l or.iiaary heat and
for caustic holders, actual
and the electrodes of the
iiitery. Gold, owing to its
is adapted for fine tubes,
eye syringes and so forth,
caustic ...
Scnmh
liable te c
action o
is useful
cauteries
gal vs no cj
ductility,
such its
while aiumiuiuin is by its extreme
fig.itae * . i! ic lor probes, styles
and tracheotomy tubes.
"Handles are made of ebony, ivory,
pearl or hard rubber. Ebony atid rub-
ber are used for large instruments,
thou- li these at times have handles of
steel. Ivoiy makes it durable and
beautiful handle, though it and ebony
are not entirely aseptic, because it is
impof slide to boil them for the purpose
of sterilization without their cracking.
Ivory and pearl are used for scalpels
and for small instruments like those
used in operating on the eye. On the
whole, the best material for handles
is hard rubber, since it may be vulean-
Iziil on the Instrument, thus making It
practically one piece, with no possible
seam for the lodging of germs and
hence perfectly safe.
"Next to the materials the mode of
making determines the Instrument’s
quality. Steel overheated in the forgo
is brittle or rotten. In shaping with
the file the form may be destroyed.
In hardening and tempering the stcsl
may be spoiled. In every stags tbs
value of tbe Instrument depends upon
the skill applied.”—New York Post.
BANQUET TIDBITS ARE NOT ALWAYS
WHAT THEY SEEM.
“A Cod nnd n French Cook Can Work
Mlraclea 11 — The Ilrcaat of Oue
“Chicken 11 llax Hern Known fo Sat
isfy Twelve Hungry Ulnern.
It has almost passed into a proverb
that many of the dishes served up in
cheap restaurants,, where nothing is
wasted, are, to put it mildly, mysteries.
But, on the other hand, most people
who patronize fashionable and more
ambitious restaurants are generally
content to accept the menu for what it
is said to be. This blind trust is some
what abused, and the amount of “fak
ing” which goes on today in some of
the well to do establishments would
probably surprise those who are un
initiated in the higher branches of the
culinary art.
For instance, by the addition of veg
etable juice just before being dished
up cod cutlets are, at seasons when
salmon is very dear, set before cus
tomers as salmon cutlets and are,
needless to say, charged accordingly.
This deception, according to an ex
chef, Is wisely practiced not only in
better class restaurants, but also on
some of the great liners.
Another popular trick as practiced
by the restaurateur is to serve a veal
beef done up overnight in salted band
ages, while a skillful chef has very
little difficulty in palming off Hatfish
for sole on epicures who pride them
selves on the soundness of their judg
ment of cooking.
On one occasion some time ago a
dinner for seventy-five people was or
dered at a well known fashionable res
taurant in the upper part of New York.
A large consignment of salmon had
been previously ordered, but, to tbe
consternation of the chef, the dinner
hour slowly approached and still no
salmon arrived.
In despair the chef, a Frenchman,
decided to "take the bull by tbe horns”
and procure another fish to do duty for
the coveted salmon. Accordingly he
sat to work to turn cod cutlets intosalm
on cutlets, and this rapid transforma
tion was soon effected by an addition
of vegetable juice. The waiters, who
naturally were aware of this whole
sale deception, were given express or
ders to report any complaints to the
chef at once. However, to the intense
delight of the chef, all passed off well,
and on hearing that Ids subterfuge had
not been detected he gleefully ex
claimed, “Ah, a cod and a French cook
can work miracles.”
Green peas at certain seaso .s of the
year are naturally a luxury quite be
yond the reach of the man of average
means, while even caterers for fashion
able hotels themselves frequently have
the greatest difficulty in getting a suf
ficiently large quantity to meet the de
mand. However, to fake pens does not
offer any great difficulty In times of
stress, and by adding vegetable color
ing matter yellow pens are quite com
monly served up as green peas along
with the duck and flavorless new po
tatoes, which more often than not
come from abroad.
Roast veal served with a thick white
sauce makes, says a well known chef,
a most satisfactory substitute for the
breast of chicken, and therefore it does
not come altogether as a surprise to
learn that the breast of one chicken
has been known to satisfy twelve
hungry diners.
“The staff take good care of tbe
breast of a chicken,” was the comment
of a waiter who was being for the first
time initiated into the mystery of how 1
to feed a dozen people off one chicken.
Perhaps tin* cleverest deception prac
ticed by eminent chefs is the art of
manufacturing the lobster patty, so
dear to the heart of the epicure. This
appetizing dainty would at first sight
seem to defy even the most ingenious
cookery fakir. However, here again
the artful chef has overcome apparently
Insuperable difficulties, and many tooth
some looking lobster patties are thus
not always quite what they are said
to be.
The deception Is worked In this way:
A common crustfoean is boiled and the
meat carefully chopped off and put Into
a mortar, while afterward part of tbe
shell is added. Tho mixture is then
vigorously pounded ns fine as possible,
and on the addition of flavoring it
would tax the powers of the most
critical connoisseur to detect any dif
ference between the gastronomic mix
ture and the genuine lobster patty.
"The various deceptions I have told
you of,” remarked a famous chef to
the writer, “are naturally not prac
ticed every day, but are only utilized
In times of emergency, and these emer
gency moments arrive more frequently
than tho trustful customer would like
did he but know.”—New York Tele
graph.
, Scull and Skull.
"Sculls” and “skulls" are really one
word in origin, and both’ at various
times have been spelled capriciously
with a “c” or a "k.” Pepys, the diarist,
tells how he went on the Thames at
oue time “In a scull," at another in a
“skuller.” The origin of the word is
“skulle” or “senile,” a bowl or goblet.
Wliile tbe cranium was obviously bow-
Mke in shape, a distant resemblance to
a bowl was also detected In the scoop
ed ont blade of a “scull” ns opposed to
the flat blade of an oar proper.
Tnlklns Behind Her Back.
“Don’t you know, dear,” said his
wife sweetly, “that it Is wrong to talk
behind a person’s back?”
He was trying to button her waist
at tbe time, and really there seemed
to be provocation for bis remarks.—
Philadelphia Ledger.
In tbe conrt of his own console!
W> guilty man Is acquitted.—Juvena
WIT IN CONGRESS.
Some Famous Retorts Made During
the Heat of Debate.
(American Magazine.)
One of the most famous of Reed’s
retorts was made at the expense of
Springer of Illinois. The “Maine
giant’’ had lust read one of Springer's
ow 1 !! speeches in refutation of the lat
ter’s argument just concluded. The
Illinoisan launched into philosophy
upon the privilege of progressive
thinkers to change the* • opinions.
“I honor them for it,” he continued.
An honest man is the noblest work
of God. As for me. Mr. Chairman, in
the words of an eminent American
statesman, I woiih) rather be right
than be president.’ ”
“The gentleman from Illinois need’t
worry. Mr. Chairman,” drawled Reed.
"He’ll never be either!”
During the bitter fight, against
"Reed rules" the house w r as thrown
into convulsions by General Spinobj,
who pointing to the painting of the
"Siege of Yorktown” hanging in the
hall, gravely accused Speaner Reed
of counting the Hessians jn the back
ground ^f the picture in order to
mike up a quorum.
The general always wore a tremen
dously high collar, so high, in fact,
that Representative Tim Campbell
tapped it one day with the ferule of
his cane and inquired, to the amuse
ment of the house. “Is General Spi-
nola within?”
During the famous deadlock fight
in the house over the civil rights bill
General Ben Butler favored a Sun
day session.
“Bad as 1 am. I have some respect
for God’s day ” replied Sam Randall
of Pennsylvania.
"Don’t the Bible say that it is law
ful to pull your ox or ass out of a pit
on the Sahhath?” asked Butler. “You
have thirty-seven asses on your s id e
of the house, and 1 want to get th“m
out. of this ditch tomorrow. I think
I am engaged in holy work.”
“Don’t do it.” replied Randall. “I
expect some day to see you in a better
world.”
"You’ll he there, as you are here, a
member of the lower house," flashed
hack tho general, with telling effect.
BOTTLE AFLOAT 32 YEARS.
Thrown Into Lak e Superior in 1784
and Just Now Picked Up.
(Duluth Evening Herald.)
Buffetfd about by the waves of
Lake Superior for almost exactly
thirty-two years, a bottle containing
a eommunicatio" from the crew and
passengers of the old steamer High
Wind, was found a day or two ago
in the bottle heap at a local bottling
establishment by William Clark, a
twelve-year-old boy residing at 1829
West Fourth street. The lad was
washing bottles and happened to no
tice a beer bottle that was corked and
sealed. His curiosity was aroused
and he opened it and found a piece
of coarse wrapping paper on which
the following was written with lead
pencil, all the words but one being
perfectly distingishable:
“White Fish Point, Mich.. Aug. 17,
1874.”
This bottle was thrown off the boat
High Wind at the above named place.
"Crew and passengers—Ed. Patvin,
cantain; Harry Brousseau, chief;
Arthur Patvin. fireman.
“Passengers—Mrs. Ed. Patvin; —
Brousseau and children.
“Whoever finds this bottle return
it or let it be known.”
It is supposed that the little was
found floating in the lake by some
of the fishermen who put out from
Duluth and that it. was so'd to the
bottling concern along with other
bottles that had been picked up.
Inquiry was made of several of the
old-timers in Duluth as to Informa
tion of the steamer High Wind and
her master, but if the vessel ever
made this port she seems to have
been forgotten. It is supposed that
the boat v,j,s a small one and that
stv> operated between points on the
north shore of Michigan.
On the Rolling Billows.
(Woman’s Home Companion.)
While strolling one afternoon on
the deck of the steamship that was
bringing him back to this country
from his trip to Europe, Bishop Pot
ter observed a couple of particularly
seasick individuals. The woman was
reclining in a big steamer chair, and
exhibited all the signs of that utter
despair and indifference to life com
mon to the unfortunate person suf
fering from seasickness. At her feet
crouched a man. apparently Just as HI
as the ladv herself. His head was In
the woman’s lap. The unhappy cou
ple presented such a woebegone ap
pearance that the good bishop was
deeply touched by their melancholy
condition, so he went to them, and ad
dressed the lady, inquired whether
he could render her any assistance.
The ladv shook her head sadly,
murmuring, “No. thank you.”
"1 am very sorry,” added tho bishop.
Then, after a moment’s pause, he ask
ed, "Then perhaps I can be of service
to your husband here.”
The wretched woman, without so
much as moving her head, gave an in
different glance in the direction of
the man whose head was in her lap,
! and in a tone that betrayed not the
i least interest in her unfortunate col
league in misery, she replied, faintly,
“He Isn’t my husband. I—I don’t
I know who—who he is.”
Store Burned in Union.
Union, Aug. 27.—About midnight
Saturday night the store room of the
Buffalo Go-operative Supply company,
near Buffalo, was totally consumed by
fire, the origin not being known,
though It la supposed to have caught
in a shed room where seed and oil
were stored.
The president and general mana
ger. W. E. G. Humphries, lives near
the store, but was not awakened un
til the Are had gotten considerable
headway, so nothing was saved from
the blulding. Mr. Humphries’ resi
dence and other buildings near were
saved.
The Supply company carried con
siderable Insurance.
Whenever the millionaire hands out
advice on "success” he never tells
his private underhand scheme.
Old Times, Old Friends. Old Love.
(By Eugene Fi'dd.)
There are no days like the good old
days.
The da vs when we were youthful;
When humankind "•-■•e pure of mind,
And speech and deeds were truth
ful.
Before a love for sorid gold
Became man’s ruling nassidn
And before each dame and maid be
came
Slave to tlie tyrant, fashion
There are no girls like the good old
girls—
Against the world I’d stake ’em!
As buxom and smart, and clean of
heart
As the Lord knew how make
’em!
They were rich in spirit and common
sense.
And piety all supportin’;
They could bake and brew and had
taught school, too.
And they made such likely courtin’!
There are no boys like the good old
boys—
When we were boys together!
When the grass was sweet to)the
brown bar« feet
I hat dimpled the laughing heather:
When the pewee sang to the summer
dawn
Of tlie bee in the billowy clover.
Or down by the mill the whip-poor-
will
Echoed his night song ever.
There is no love like the good old
love—
The love that mother gave us!
We are old, old men, yet we pine
again
For that precious grace—God save
us!
So we dream and dream of the good
old times.
And our hearts grow tenderer, fond
er.
As those dear old dreams bring sooth
ing gleams
Of the hmven awav off yonder.
H e Would Wait.
A pig belonging to a widow named
Murphy mysteriously vanished one
night, and Bat Hennessv. a ne’re-do-
well, was suspected of having had
something to do with Its disappear
ance. He denied all knowledge of the
•'i< r however, and as there was no evi
dence against him he was allowed to
go free; but at Mrs. Mumhy’s instiga
tion, the priest went to see him.
“Pat,” said the priest, “if you've no
fear of the law in this world, at least
give a thought to the hereafter. When
you're before the judgment seat what
are you going to say about that pig?”
“Shure, I dunno,” replied Pat. “Will
they he after askin’ about th’ pig in
purgatory, yer riverince?”
“They will,” said the priest.
“Will Mrs. Murphy be there, yer
riverince?”
“Yes. Pat.”
“An’ th’ pig?”
“Yes. Pat.”
“Shure. I’ll wait an’ give it to her
thin, yer riverince.”
About Fat People.
‘The human snake” is what they
call John H. Price, superintendent of
a mine at Phillipsburg. Montana, be
cause he sheds his skin once a year.
He has just completed this season’s
job. This peculiarity is supposed to
be due to Price’s being so fat. He
weighs 400 pounds. He sheds his skin
until every part of his body has a
new covering. It has been going on
for thirty years.
David Tradlinger, in Denver. Col
orado feli on the tracks of the trol
ley cars and blocked traffic for thirty
minutes because he couldn’t get up.
He weighs 340 pounds. When he gets
off his feet he cannot get back on
them. Men tried to pry him off the
track, but only broke their levers.
Finally a passing teamster unhooked
his mules and hitched them to David,
pulling him off the rails. Late- an
improvised derrick was use! to raise
him t<> his bet. He has a denick at
at home which his wife uses to pull
him out of bed. One day the rope
broke and Tradlinger fell through the
bed. the floor, the floor of the room
beneath and landed In the cellar.
Reuben Swallowsnal] recently mar-
ried and is spending his honey-moon
at Galveston, on the Gulf. W’hen mar
ried. the happy pair stood in the open
air for the groom couldn’t push
through the church door. Owing to
his size, also, he was unable to get
into a Pullman car. so he and his wife
made their trip from home to Galves
ton in a specially arranged box car.
At Galveston, owing to th- groom’s
inahilitv to reside in a hotel, he and
his bride five in a tent. When Swal-
lowsnail goes in bathing the water
rises In a tidal wave, and he looks
so big In the water that a fisherman
came near harpooning him for a
whale.
Thousands saw the wonderful hu
man music box at Pinevlew, Me., last
week. The wonder is named Ralph
Bond, and he is able to make music
through the pores of his skin, regu
lating the volume by the amount of
air he breathes and by working his
muscles. He weighs 380 pounds—at
his birth he weighed 19. His ability
to squeeze music through the pores
of his skin is supposed to be due to
his great weight, tho layers of fat
being sound producers. His right and
left leg make a noise like first and
second violins; th skin of his chest
is the bass viol; clarionets and flutes
a~e his feet; his right arm sounds
like a cornet and the left like a harp
in the orchestra. From his birth he
has been able to make music this
way.
That the Japs are an exceedingly
cloanlv people is proved by the fact
that Tokio has 800 public baths,
which are used by 200,000 people
dally. One thing the average Ameri
can citv needs is fre e public baths.
The great bronze statute of the
late President McKinley to be erect
ed on the capitol grounds has reached
Golumbus, Ohio, from Providence,
R. L
—B e sure to come in and tee our
line of the most stylish Hats ever
shown In Gaffney.
Company Store.