The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, May 27, 1904, Image 7
'Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis
courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor
and cheerfulness soon j
disappear when the kid- !
neys are out of order !
' or diseased.
Kidney trouble has j
become so prevalent |
that it is not uncommon
J\ I/ for a child to be born !
afflicted with weak kid-
* neys. If,he child urin
ates too often, if the
urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment oi
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition cf the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made mis
erable with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. It is sold
by druggists, in fifty-
sent and one dollar
izes. You may have a
tample bottle by mail
ree, also pamphlet tell- Home of Swamp Root,
ng all about it, including many of the
housandn of testimonial letters received
! rom sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
e Co., Binghamton, N. Y., be sure ana
mention this paper.
Notice.
Jonesville, S. C.,
April 1st, 1904.
The undersigned having purchased
from the Pacolet and Clifton Manu
facturing Companies all of their
right, title and interest to all lumber,
cotton, cloth or other material which
was washed away from their re
spective mills June 0th, 1903, lying
in or on the Pacolet and Broad rivers
in South Carolina, hereby warns all
persons from removing or interfer
ing with any of said lumber, cotton,
cloth or other material as above de
scribed.
A reward of Five Dollars will be
paid for any information leading to
the detection of any party or parties
removing or interfering with said ma
terial without written consent of
owner, and a reward of Fifty Dollars
will be paid for same information
with proof to convict.
All previous contracts or agree
ments are hereby revoked.
THE HITT SALVAGE COMPANY,
By R. G. Hitt,
Manager.
May 23
fo;r
Building and Plastering Lime,
Coal, and Plaster Hair,
Plaster ^arls.
Shingles,
Portland Cement,
Dynamite,
Blasting Powder, Fuse
and Dynamite Caps, call on
LIMESTONE SPRINGS LIME WORKS.
CARROLL & CO., Leasees.
Telephone 57.
Dr.^S. H. Griffith,
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PHYSICAN - SURGEON - OCULIST.
Former pupil of the celebra
ted {Oculist, Dr. Julian |J.
Chisolm, ot Baltimore. Has
also taken special post-grad
uate course in the Kye, Ear,
Nose and Throat Hospital of
Baltimore.
Glasses Fitted Accurately and
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■Office in Cherokee Drug Co., B’ldg
Bowser Tries
Playwriting
He Returns to the Old Subject With
New Hopes and Ambitions, Even
Though Mrs. B. Gives Him
No Encouragement.
ICopyrlKht, 1904, by C. It. Lewis ]
A FTER one glance at Mr. Bow
ser’s face Mrs. Bowser had
L no doubt that be bad some
thing on his mind to bother
him, but whether lie was trying to tig-
ure out a new dying machine or seek
ing to iiml out how long it would take
a bear running at twenty miles an
hour to catch a boy running at eight
een she couldn’t say. As he was quiet
and good natured over it, she let him
figure away, and it was half an hour
after dinner before be finally said:
"Look here, now, but I’d like to have
a talk with you—a real sensible talk.
I’ll agree not to get mad, and you
must agree to say nothing sarcastic.”
“I’ll talk, of course, and be glad to,”
she replied. ‘‘What is It that’s bother
ing you?”
"Well, you know I belong to the
Primrose Dramatic club. I haven’t
attended but two or three meetings,
and they are pushing me to show up.
In fact, they want me to write a play
to be produced two weeks hence.”
"Well?”
"1 want to oblige them, of course,
and 1 want the honor and prestige of
the play, but can I write one? That’s
whit I want to talk to you about.
Don’t jump on me with both feet, as
you generally do, and cry ’fad,’ but
give me a candid opinion.”
"Mr. Bowser, bow many times In
your life have you been to the tbea
ter?” she asked as she laid aside her
book.
"As many as five or six.”
"And did you pay the least attention
to what is called the action of the
play to the construction—to the situa
tions to the stage craft?”
"1—I don’t know that I did, but
what has that to do with It? Some
of the plays written by people who
were never inside a theater have been
the most successful.”
"Whoever has told you that has told
you nonsense. You can’t learn to be
an actor by looking at a drug store nor
Winthrop College Scholarship
& Entrance Examination.
The examination for the award of va
cant scholarships in Winthrop College
and for the admission of new students
will he held at the County Court House
on Friday, July 8th, at 9 A. M. Appli
cants must not be less than fifteen years
of age. When scholarships are vacated
after July 8, they will he awarded to
those making the highest average at this
examination.
Scholarships are worth $100 and free
tuition. The next session will open Sep
tember 21, 1904. For further information
and catalogue address
PRES. D. B. JOHNSON, Rock Hill, S.C.
June 14.
The Builders Supply Co.
Successors to L. Baker.
Will furnish you Building Material of
the best that the markets afford and at
the lowest living prices. No. 1 heart pine
Shingles and Laths, and Devo’s cele
brated Paints—guaranteed to g< further
and last longer than any other in the
market. When in need of anything in
the building line, call and see us; we’ll
treat you courteously and maxe your es
timates for nothing.
Iv. Baker,
Vice-President and Manager.
"I SAIL* THERE WAS TO BE NO 8AKCA8M,
ritoTESTEU MK. BOWBKK.
ft lawyer by walking around a court
house. I should say that you might as
well try to cure n patient of typhoid
fever as to expect to produce a play
for the stage.”
"But, you see, you start in prejudiced
against me. I wrote a play last win
ter, and we had a little scrap over it,
and so you are naturally down on me."
"Yes, you wrote a play. Do you re
member where the scene was laid?”
“In Bagdad.”
"Yes, in Bagdad, and for no other
reason than that you wanted to show
us many Bagdad curtains as possible.
Are you thinking of laying tills one in
Arabia, so as to get as many dates into
it as you can?”
“But Bagdad curtains are not dates,
Mrs. Bowser.”
“No, and dates are not California
prunes. Why not lay It In California?
However, we won’t dispute about that
What Is your plot?”
”A young man loves a young girl.”
“That’s nothing startling.”
"He Is poor, but proud.”
"He generally Is.”
"Her father is a rich old skinflint
and would sell her to an old chap of
the same Ilk for $50,000. The young
man asks for her hand, and of course
he gets the bounce. Right there, when
be throws his hut down and Jumps on
it and says he will defeat the father’s
villainous machinations or perish, Is a
chance for some of the strongest act
ing on the American stage. It makes
my hair curl to think of It. Adolphus
stands like this, and gestures like this,
and hurls his words”—
It was the cat. He had been sitting
up and listening to every word and
wondering when Mr. Bowser would be
gin to get red In the face and yell out.
and ids attitude and gestures struck
terror to his heart, and he uttered a
howl and dived under the lounge.
"By thunder, but that infernal old
feline shan’t live another day!” he ex
claimed as he located the Interruption.
"Never mind the cat,” replied Mrs.
Bowser, “and you needn’t go on with
what Adolphus says either. There is
no originality about that. All poor and
proud young men get off the same ex
presslons when told to go forth and
hoe potatoes at 50 cents a day. How
does your hero finally get the girl?”
’Tie bears her away at midnight aft
er she has put a dose of chloral in her
father’s gin and water.”
"That’s very fair. But how much
does she weigh ?”
"How much? How much? Why,
what odds does that make? Whoever
heard of weighing the characters of a
play?”
"It makes just this difference, Mr.
Bowser. If your heroine weighs H50 ;
pounds and your hero only 140 the au
dience won’t he prepared to see him
throw her over his shoulder and trot
across a grapevine bridge and up the
side of a steep mountain. However, 1
you can have her take antifat and feed
him upon corned beef at the same time
and thus get the right proportions. He j
bears her off at midnight, but where
to?”
"I said there was to be no sarcasm,”
protested Mr. Bowser.
“And there is none. I am just mak
ing friendly comments. Does he bear
her to a depot, a ferryboat or where?”
“He bears her to the mountains, of
course. I want mountains in for scenic
effect. He bears her to a cave in the
mountains. Her father discovers her
flight next morning, and he raises a
force of fifty men and starts in pur
suit. He swears that he will have her
back dead or alive and that he will kill
Adolphus or put him to the torture.
Right there again is a chance for a
Booth or Barrett. Imagine the scene.
The fifty men are drawn upon a bridge j
over a gulf. The old man stands con
fronting them. Suddenly he raises his
right hand and”—
The cat had come out, thinking the
performance had closed, but when Mr.
Bowser’s right hand went up lie real
ized the peril of the situation and made
a second scramble for life.
"Never mind,” consolingly observed
Mrs. Bowser as the hand fell.
"But I will mind,” he savagely re
torted. "Do you think I’m going to
have one of the best plays of the cen
tury knocked out by a cross eyed, dou
ble jointed old spotted tomcat!”
He spent five minutes freezing the
eat’s soul with terror by words and
glares and then gave it up, and Mrs.
Bowser said:
“Well, Adolphus gets the heroine to
a cave, and they have a picked up
breakfast of johnnycake and bologna
sausage, and then what happens?”
"Who said they had any such break
fast?”
"Then they couldn’t have had any at
all. That isn’t so material to the play,
however. The father and his fifty
men follow on, of course?”
"Of course. What are they there for?”
“But you should have the villain
guide them. You have a villain,
haven’t you?”
“Y-e-s—that is, I’m going to have.
There’s no particular hurry about the
villain butting in. He will naturally
lead the crowd when he does come in.”
"Well, the villain, the father and the
fifty armed men set off up the moun
tain. and then what happens?”
“They are overwhelmed,” replied
Mr. Bowser.
"By a snowslide?”
"Yes, by a snowslide started by
Adolphus. He sees them coming. He
sees a snowslide just ready to slide.
He would spare the father in order to
have a father-in-law, but be cannot.
He swings bis bat. He calls out. He
warns them to return before it is too
late. He stands thus, and—and”—
And Mr. Bowser looked around for
the cut. The feline bad his head out
from under the lounge, and the two
stood glaring at each other till Mrs.
Bowser had to laugh in their faces.
“Thanks for the insult,” stifily re
plied Mr. Bowser.
“But It is no insult. Flease go on
with the plot”
“Not another word, madam. I was
an ass to have told you as much as I
did. It is evident to me that you are
far more interested in an infernal old
cat than in my play, and you and the
cat can go to Ballyhack!”
He thereupon walked down the hall
and put on his hat aud overcoat and
walked over to the drug store. He
knew the druggist to be an old theater
goer, and after a bit be queried of him:
"What would you sny If I told you
I was writing a four act comedy?”
“I should say that you were the big
gest jackass in town!” was the prompt
reply.
Mr. Bowser looked at him for a mo
ment with sudden death in each eye
and then passed out into the night.
And the gas lamps fiured, the shadows
danced as he wandered to and fro and
felt that of all the living, breathing
human beings on earth be was the
only one who couldn’t write a play and
get a snowslide started at the proper
moment. M. QUAD.
Oblislnr.
"I didn’t know the Russians could be
10 polite.”
"How’s that?”
“Why, the Japanese wanted to sink
»onie ships at the entrance to Port Ar
thur harbor, and the Russians sunk
cm before the Japs could sink ’em.”— !
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A I.«*u|» Venr I’ropoaal.
Harr}*—Here is the newest conun-
Jrum. n nen is two an odd and lucky
dumber?
Celia—You know I never can guess
conundrums.
Harry—When two are made one.
Celia—Oh, Harry! This is so sud
ien!—Town Topics.
The Wny of the World.
Burns—Billings loves a joke even if
it he on himself. He laughed like nil
possessed when a fat lady came in
srnl sat upon his hat.
Scarby—But lie didn’t know it was
bis bat. He thought it was Hill’s.—
Boston Transcript.
A Spoiled Cook.
Mr. Grumps—You'll have to di-
charge that cook.
Mrs. Grumps—You liked her at first
Mr. Grumps—Yes, but she’s gettin
into your way of cooking.—New Yori
Weekly.
Whooping Cough.
“In the spring of 1901 my children
ha<l whooping cough,” says Mrs. D.
W. Capps, of Capps, Ala. “I used
Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy with
the most satisfactory results. I think
this is the best remedy I have ever
seen for whooping cough.” This rem
edy keeps the cough loose, lessens the
severity and frequency of the cough
ing spells and counteracts any ten-
dency toward pneumonia. For sale
by Cherokee Drug Co., Gaffney: L. D.
Allison, Cowpens.
It is not work'that kills men but it
is worry. It is not the revolutions
that wear out machinery hut the
friction. Worry is the friction that
wears out the body.
Ladies and Children
who can not stand the shocking strain
of laxative syrups and cathartic pills
are especially fond of Little Early
Risers. All persons who find it ne
cessary to take a liver medicine
should try these easy pills, and com
pare the agreeably pleasant and
strengehening effect with the nau
seating and weakening conditions
following the use of other remedies.
Little Early Risers cure biliousness,
constipation, sick headache, jaundice,
malaria and liver troubles. Sold by
Cherokee Drug Co.
It is better to walk in a straight 1
line than to run in a circle.
A Poor Dancer.
Church Notes.
The finest city and village Church
es are painted with the Longman
Martinez Paints, and we want every
Church to accept our donation when
ever they paint.
8 & G make 14, therefore when you
want fourteen gallons of paint buy
only eight of L. & M. and mix six
gallons of pure Linseed Oil with it,
making actual cost of paint about
$1.20 per galon.
Don’t pay $1.50 a gallon for Lin
seed Oil (worth GO cents) which you
do when you buy other paints in a
can with a paint label on it.
Many houses are well painted with
four gallons of L. & M. and three gal
lons of Linseed Oil mixed therewith.
Wears and covers like gold.
These Celebrated Paints are sold
by Smith Hardware Co., Gaffney;
Blacksburg Drug Co., Blacksburg.
Many a veenered sermon has come
off a solid silver lecture.
Traveling is Dangerous.
Constant motion jars the kidneys
which are kept in place in the body
by delicate attachments. This is the
reason that travelers, trainmen, street
car men, teamsters and all who drive
very much, suffer from kidney dis
ease in some form. Foley’s Kidney
Cure strengthens the kidneys and
cures all forms of kidney and bladder
disease. Geo. E. Hausen, locomotive
engineer, Lima, O., writes, "Constant
vibration of the engine caused me a
great deal of trouble with my kidneys,
and I got no relief until I used Foley’s
Kidney Cure.’
People who talk about God need to
talk with Him a good deal.
Foley’s Honey and Tar is peculiarly
adapted for asthma, bronchitis and
hoarseness.
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Bhe—Let’s walk a little while.
He—Funny nil the girls I’ve danced
with tonight seem to be so very fond
of walking.—Chicago American.
Not "lluatod."
Bill—I hoar Willie had his picture
taken in bin automobile.
Jill—Is that so? Was it a bust pic
ture?
"No; they hadn’t started up the mo
tor yet.”—Yonkers Statesman.
If anybody has a message for
the people of this community
he cannot deliver it to them so
effectually, so cheaply, so quick
ly in any other way as through
the columns of this paper.
It is the business of this pa
per to carry messages of one
kind and another into homes.
The message will be delivered,
too, under favorable conditions,
for few persons take up their
local paper except in a pleasant
and receptive frame of mind.
The sign upon the fence board
may be good, but it can be seen
only by travelers who go that
particular road. The message
in the local paper carries itself
to thousands, no matter by which
road they travel.
Select your space and put
your message where h will do
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Are my long suit. I make any kind except the bad ones. I furnish a Name
Stamp and an Indelible Pad for Marking Linen for 40 CENTS.
I have some other good things.
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Typewriters, Office Supplies, Etc.
1334 MAIN STREET. COLUMBIA, S. C.
Ten Varieties
As fine Poultry as can be found
in any poultry yard.' Come and
see our different strains, and give
us your order for eggs now. Prices
for eggs as follows:
White Plymouth Rocks. $1.30 for 13
Barred P. Rocks. 75c for 15.
Cornish IndlamUame, #1.50 for 15.
Kosecomh U. I. Reds, *1.00 for 15.
Singlecomb R. 1. Reds, 11.00 for 13.
Houdans, $1.00 for 13.
White Wyandottes. $1.00 for 13.
S. C. brown Leghorns, 75c for 15.
S. I'. White Leghorns, 75c for 15.
Mam mouth Pekin Duck. 75e for 13.
Am hooking orders for future de
livery. Send in yourordes now. or
come aud see the fowls. You will
al ways find Mrs. Cash at home to
wait on you.
E. R. CASH.