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TALMAGE
SERMON
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By Rev.
FRANK DC WITT TALMAGE. D.D.,
Paator of Jefferson Park Presby
terian Onurch, Chicago
Chicago, Oct 12. — A vigorous pro
test against the prevalent habit of pro
fanity is made by Itev. Frank De Witt
Talmage in this sermon on the text
Exodus xx. 7, “Thou shalt not take the
name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
The blasph Tier's condemnation is a
mighty theme. Its curse indirectly af
fects the whole human race. Every
man belongs to one of two classes—ei
ther he is a blasphemer and therefore,
on account of his profanity, comes di
rectly under the condemnation of God,
or else he belongs to that large class
whose ears are polluted by his profane
utterances, in which class are some
who listen with' indifference of con
tempt, while others shudder with hor
ror as they hear the blasphemous men
tion of the name of their Master and
King.
No street car or factory or shop or
camp is entirely free from this shock
ing plague. In our streets and public
resorts there is daily and hourly evi
dence of the prevalence of this perni
cious habit. Not only does the hus
band and father swear, but bis exam
ple is sometimes followed by his wife
and his son and even his little chil
dren. Motormen swear at the trucks.
Engineers swear at their fires. Boys
swear at their lessons in the school
room and at their baseball bats upon
the playground. Merchants swear at
their clerks. Employees, under their
breath in the store and out loud when
they are away from the counters, swear
at their employers. Men swear when
they are buying goods. Fishermen
swear at their hooks and lines and at
the fish they do not catch. Commer
cial travelers swear because the train
or the hotel meal is late or because
there is no water pitcher In the bed
room. Sailors swear at the ropes and
the winds. Farmers swear at the cat
tle and the grain and the weather.
Men swear at the gutter into which
they tumble and at the wagon wheel
which spatters them with mud. Blas
phemers swear when they are happy;
.. they swear wh£n they are sad; they
■wear at everybody and everything.
The peculiarity of this habit of profan
ity is that it so permeates the blas
phemer’s mind and conversation that
he gets to swear unconsciously. He
can swear automatically in the same
way that the lungs can breathe auto
matically or a child’s eyelids can open
and shut automatically or as a speak
er, when be is thinking and planning
out an address, can walk up and down
his study automatically. It is about
time that Christian pulpits should ut
ter their protest against the universal
evil of sacrilegious imprecation.
Profanity is a cruel and a cowardly
habit, because it shocks the holiest
feelings and pierces the hearts of
thousands and hundreds of thousands
of Christians who are unable by law
to stop this awful and blood curdling
infamy. Only the other day a tele
phone girl had a Chicago merchant ar
rested and fined $20 and costs in the
police justice court because the de
fendant swore at her over the wires.
His defense before the Justice was that
he was hungry and wanted to order
his dinner from a neighboring restau
rant and that the girl in the central
office of the telephone company would
not give him the right connection. But
iwhen the justice heard the young girl’s
statement that she could not make the
necessary connection because the lines
.were busy at that time he decided
against the defense of the Chicago
merchant He said, “No mail has a
right to hurl profane words at any
public servant when that man or wom
an Is trying to do his or her full duty.”
But Christian people cannot as a class
stop the profane remarks which they
hear every day from the passersby
upon the different public thorough-
fares.
The Blasphemer a Cowart.
The blasphemer is essentially a cow
ard, because be inflicts suffering on
persons who are powerless to resist or
retaliate. It is a hard word, but I use
the plain, unvarnished Anglo-Saxon
word which describes the cowardly act.
I want you swearers to realise the ex
tent of the injuries which you are do
ing against some of your fellow men
when you swear in public. I want
you to fully realize how you are cut
ting and lacerating Christian hearts
with your blood curdling oaths by try
ing to put yourself, if possible, in your
Christian brother’s place, who is com
pelled to listen every day to the public
utterances of profanity. You can judge,
perhaps, bow your Christian neighbor
feels by supposing that some (me is
speaking slightingly and disrespectful
ly and slanderously of some one you
very dearly love. You have a mother
or a wife or, perhaps, to use a better
illustration, a young daughter whom
you fondly cherish. Suppose in some
public place you should hear her name
vilified. What would you do? Why
heed you answer? Even now 1 can
See your cheek flush and your teeth
become set and your bands clinch to
gether. You would immediately de
mand an apology from the vlllfler or
perhaps, if you are an impulsive man,
you would raise your fist and knock
that man down. You would do Just
what a friend of mine did some years
ago in Waynesburg, W. Ya. He was
bringing home the dead body of bis
little girl, who was his idol. As a
great, rough, brutal porter took the
coffin out the baggage car be, the
father, said to him: “Man, please be
careful. Don’t handle that box rough
ly.’’ But when the porter in spite of
that plea swore at the coffin and used
a contemptuous epithet about the be
loved form within it and roughly let
the box tumble upon the platform, as
an average expressman lets a trunk fall
to the ground, my friend doubled up
lis fist and knocked that porter clear
into the tracks. He hit him so hard
that the policeman who ran up at first
thought him dead. But, though the
policeman was about to arrest the suf
fering father, he did not, for when he
heard how the porter had sworn at the
Jody of the dead child he turned and
said, “Brother, if that brutal porter
comes to, hit him again a little harder
than you hit him before, and I will
stand by and, if necessary, help you.”
That spirit which my friend showed
toward the porter who swore at his
little girl’s body you, O blasphemer,
would show toward any one who
would insult the fair name of a pure,
noble daughter, whom you devotedly
loved!
Now, my sinful brother, you who are
addicted to the habit of swearing in
public, did you ever stop to think that
nearly always there are Christian men
and women around you who love the
name of Jesus Christ more than they
love their father or mother or wife or
daughter, or you love your child? Did
you ever stop to think that by your
profanity you are dishonoring the
name of that Christ for whom those
men and women, if necessary, would
be willing to die? Have you a right to
insult their Christ’s name any more
than they have a right to insult your
child? Oh, my blaspheming brother, 1
called you a cruel coward. 1 take it
all back. I take that statement back,
because you may have sinned thought
lessly. I cannot believe that you have
deliberately intended to do this cruel
thing. In the past you have not real
ized the enormity of the injustice
which by the public habit of profanity
you are doing against some of your fel
low men. You are so kind hearted you
would not hurt a dog or a cat. Surely
after this you will cease to use blas
phemous words in public and not fur
ther cut and lash into the bleeding
hearts of your Christian brothers and
sisters with the sharp, merciless im
piety which has heretofore proceeded
from your profane lips.
A Cruel and Foolish Habit.
Profanity is not only a cruel, but
also a very foolish, habit. My profane
brother, can you cite me one Instance
in all your life when the indulgence in
the habit of swearing helped you In
the least? Did the stone over which
you stumbled get out of your way and
apologize to you because you cursed
it? Did the winds ever abate when
you were crossing the seas because you
blasphemed them? Did your employ
ees ever love you better or work for
you harder because you lost your tem
per and hurled at them a whole torna
do of oaths? Did your horse ever drive
better because you swore at him until
you were red in the face? Did the
blood stop flowing when you cut your
finger merely because you made the
air sulphurous with your denunciatory
imprecations? “No!” you answer. “I
cannot think of one good result that
ever came from the evil habit of pro
fanity. It is such a foolish habit that
I sometimes wonder why God does not
let the sticks and the stones and the
dumb brutes have power of speech to
rebuke me, as he once bade the long
eared beast of burden open his mouth
and speak to the quick tempered and
unreasonable prophet of old. I ought
to have better sense.”
And yet this evil habit of profanity
would be absolutely ridiculous and
ludicrous if it were not so heinods In
its results. We have read how one of
the kings of old in order to prove that
he was master of the seas as well as of
the lands ordered his soldiers to come
down to the seashore and with whips
lash the waves as they tumbled upon
the beach, and when we read of that
royal order we have laughed at the
king’s actions as those of a madman
and of an egotistic, cracked brained
person. Wherever we have noted the
imbecile act of an unbalanced mind
we have compared it to the Insane am
bitions of the hero of the celebrated
Spanish romance which Cervantes
wrote. But were the picture of a king
fighting the waves with whips and
lashes or the escapades of a Don Quix
ote ever more ridiculous and imbecile
than the act of a great, big, strong
man cursing a stone merely because
his toe stubbed against it or swear
ing at the axle merely because the
grease ran dry or blaspheming the
iron head of a hammer merely because
be, as a carpenter, was clumsy fingered
and hit the end of his thumb Instead
of the nail In the plank? Was ever a
sight more ridiculous, if there was not
eternal misery in its outcome, than a
man standing at the gate of an ele
vated depot cursing the train and wish
ing that its platform wheels and glass
windows and wooden seats might be
consumed in the fires of an inferno
merely because he was too lazy to get
up In time for breakfast to catch that
elevated express which would have
landed him at his office in time to
meet the important business appoint
ment? I tell you there is something
weak about a man’s head who will con
tlnually swear at everybody and every
thing. There is something soft about
his brain as well as something very
sinful about bis heart.
Pr*tealt7 From Depraved Hearts.
Profanity is a monstrous habit It
either comes from a totally depraved
heart because that heart wishes to
condemn a fellow human being to the
awful agonies of an eternal condemna
tion. or else it teaches the users of pro
fane words to have an utter contempt
for the name of God and for his com-
mandments.
Blasphemer, have you ever stopped
to consider what would be the effect of
four profane words by which you con-
lemn your fellow men If they were lit-
irally carried out? Have you ever
stopped to consider that when you ask
God to condemn your fellow men to
the infernal regions you express a de
sire that through all the coming ages
they will suffer greater torture than
ever a human victim suffered upon the
operating table, under a surgeon’s
knife, when anaesthetics could not be
administered? You express a desire
that they shall be thrown into “the
lake of fire and brimstone, where the
beast and the false prophet are and
shall be tormented day and night for
ever and ever.” You express a desire
by your profane oaths to see human
belpgs suffer as Mark Antony and
Cleopatra commanded them to suffer,
when, at the banquet table, this guilty,
merciless twain ordered poison to be
administered to their slaves and pris
oners so that they might witness their
convulsions in the throes of an awful
death.
“But,” answers some blasphemer,
“you know just as well as I that there
Is not one man out of a thousand who
ever means what he says when he
blasphemes. His profane oaths are
mere exclamations. They come from
the lip and not from the heart.” Then,
my brother, there is only one other
deduction which can come from the
use of this evil habit. Either you as
a profane man wish to condemn your
brother to eternal misery or you are
lacking in reverence to God, which is
precisely the attitude condemned in
this commandment Either you de
spise your fellow men or else you de
spise the name of your Creator and
your King. There is no other outcome
to these two extremes. Either you are
cursing your fellow man or else you
are mocking your divine Maker.
The Bear!nnlnira of Protealt?.
The profane habit is to be dreaded
because it is often the outgrowth of
seemingly very harmless beginnings.
The blood curdling oaths heard in the
home of the rich man and among the
so called respectable members of so
ciety are not, as a rule, bom among
the saloons and the outcasts. They
were not once the Inhabitants of the
slums and the places of wassail and
crime. In all probability their germs
were fostered In the parlors of Chris
tian homes and in the weekday school
rooms and even in the Sunday school
rooms attended by Christian children.
These germs of the most horrible of
profane oaths were once the exclama
tions and ejaculations and the slang
expressions so commonly used by la
dles and children upon our streets.
They are the “By Georges.” the “By
Graclouses," the “By This” and “By
That’s” and the “By Other Things.”
They are the ejaculations which are
used today by many people who con
sider themselves educated and polite
and refined.
Profanity can grow from seemingly
very harmless beginnings. Therefore it
is the duty of all Christian parents not
only to refrain from the use of such
unnecessary and absurd exclamations
as those just quoted, but they should
Instill into their children the right use
of the English language. The Anglo-
Saxon tongue is a noble tongue. It is
especially rich in vehement, emphatic,
expressive and, if I might use the ex
pression, sledgehammer words, power
ful enough to annihilate any foe. In
its broad sweep of denunciatory words
the English language is unexcelled by
any language. Therefore, Christian par
ents, in the education of your children
you should teach them never to use
slang. You should teach them that
slang is only the immature child which
will grow up into the destroying mon
ster called Profanity. You should
teach them that God hurls his con
demnations at slang as well as at the
hideous monster called Profanity when
Christ says: “Swear not at all; neither
by heaven, for it is God’s throne, nor
by the earth, for it is his footstool;
neither by Jerusalem, for it is the city
of the great King. Neither shalt thou
swear by thy head, because thou canst
not make one hair white or black. But
let your communication be. Yea, yea;
nay, nay; for whatsoever is more than
these cometb of evil.” Could any de
nunciation be more vehement against
the use of slang common among our
women and children and also among
the men than those words of Jesus
Christ?
A Suicidal Habit.
Profanity is a suicidal habit because
it runs directly counter to the express
ed commands of God. Albert Barnes
once wrote, “There is not in the uni
verse more cause for amazement than
God’s forbearance in his dealings with
the blasphemer.” But that God will
ultimately punish those who take his
name in vain there is no doubt The
Bible distinctly asserts it And that
God sometimes instantly punishes the
sin of blasphemy is also unquestioned.
Incident upon incident can be cited to
Illustrate this fact
Some years ago two English soldiers
in the Chatham barracks gathered
some of their comrades about them as
judges. Then these two men made a
wager. Then each started out to find
out who could utter the greatest num
ber and the most awful variety of
blood curdling oaths so as to win that
wager. After one of the soldiers had
gone on for awhile in his blasphemous
sin he suddenly stopped and said, “Now
I shall utter one more oath, more hor
rible than all the rest of them, and
then I am done.” Instantly God’s con
demnlng wrath struck him dumb. For
three long hours he suffered and strug
gled for breath. Then be died, a con
demned blasphemer’s death. After the
heart of the blasphemer’s body had
ceased to beat his corpse, by the order
of bis officers, was made a public spec
tacle to teach the populace and the sol
diers and the sailors alike that they
might realize the awfulness of. the
warning In the third commandment,
that “God will not bold him guiltless
that taketb bis name In vain.” God’s
condemning wrath In that Instance
came as suddenly as a stroke of light
ning.
My father often mentioned an Inci
dent showing how sometimes the
wrath of God can and does strike the
blasphemer down; how it can strike
the profane lips in the twinkling of an
eye. The scene took place in a noted
Infidel club in Scotland. That night it
was decided by the club members that
the man who could make the most aw
ful oath in defiance of God should be
elected president of the club. In this
competition of oaths one man uttered
so vile an oath that his comrades were
dumfounded. But no sooner was it
unanimously decided that this blas
phemer should take the president’s
chair than his tongue began to swell.
It kept on swelling until it protruded
from the mouth. The blasphemer's
tongue k< on swelling until the blas
phemer died. He died quickly, be
cause God had once said. In the words
of my text, “Thou shalt not take
the name of the Lord thy God in
vain, for the Lord will not hold him
guiltless that taketh his name in
vain.”
But though Kazlitt Arvine gives in
cident after incident where the con
demning wrath of God has instantly
slain the blasphemer, none of them
ever made such an impression upon
my mind as that which happened some
years ago practically under my own
eyes. We were then stopping in Eliza
bethtown, among the Adirondack
mountains. One afternoon a fearful
thunderstorm came up. Before the
tempest broke it was almost black as
night The air became so still that
even the leaves ceased to rustle. Na
ture was silent, save here afid there
when we heard a frightened bird twit-
tez as she flew away to her nest and
young. Then the winds begun to blow,
and those great trees began to grpau
and bend like monstrous human Lao-
coons with their children in the fatal
grip of a destroying serpent dragging
them down. Then the heavens became
at times like great rivers of fire. The
lightning struck the earth again and
again. The golden grain, like a wound
ed and dying deer, bent the knee and
pillowed the head in the mud. Every
where were the awful, terrific exhibi
tions of a supernatural power. Amid
this battle scene of the elemqtyts a
party of men were gathered in a burn
but a short distance from the hotel
piazza. In that company was an in
fidel, a blaspheming scoffer. When the
conversation turned upon the power of
God, he arose and said, “Even in this
storm I Juii not afraid to defy God.”
He stepped to the open barn door and
raised his arms as he cried: “Curse
God! Strike if you dare!” Immediately
there was a flash, and the blasphemer
fell dead. The God who had uttered the
words of my text had heard. God in
one stroke of the unsheathed sword of
fire made that blasphemer answer for
his crime. Oh, my profane brother and
sister, us the doom of the blasphemer
sooner or later is bound to come, dare
you today curse God? Dare you lon
ger defy his will?
To Save the Blaaphemer.
1 have written this sermon upon the
blasphemer's condemnation for two
purposes. The first is, I want to make
the blasphemer realize his awful dan
ger and, by the grace of God, to rescue
him if possible from the awful de
struction toward which he is heading.
I want to rescue him, by the grace of
God, because, my brother, you will
never be emancipated from this sinful
habit of profanity unless you seek di
vine help. After you have been a pro
fane man for many years your pro
fanity becomes a part of yourself.
You are bound to this evil habit by
links stronger than steel. Elon Foster
tells us that there was once a godly
man who for thirty years had lived a
consistent Christian life who was
taken seriously ill. During his deliri
ous sickness he swore all the time. He
swore because the evil habit which he
practiced in his youthful days was
still lying dormant in his subconscious
memory. So, my profane brother, if
you wish to be emancipated from this
sin of profanity you must pray to God
for help. You must plead and pray
for divine help to resist this evil habit
to the day of your death. You must
pray not only for the forgiveness of
your past profanities, but you must
also pray that God will keep your lips
pure from ever uttering another blas
phemous word.
The second reason why 1 preach this
sermon is to rally all Christian people
to the support of a new interdenomina
tional society, which has Just been
formed to war against the sin of pro
fanity. I believe this society has as
great a mission as the Christian En
deavor society, the Brotherhood of An
drew and Philip or any of the other in
terdenominational societies which are
binding together the Christian people
of the land. This society is called the
Antiprofanity league. Rev. John L.
Withrow, D. D., an ex-moderator of
the general assembly of the Presbyte
rian church and the present pastor of
the famous Park Street church, Bos
ton, has thrown the weight of his in
fluence into it and accepted the presi
dency. The object of this society is to
rally all Christian people together to
oppose this universal evil. That soci
ety will furnish you tracts; it will
teach you what to do and what to say
in the unrelenting war which hereafter
we must all pledge ourselves to wage.
That society called the Antiprofanity
league will arouse your holy enthusi
asm if you will only let it Oh, my
brother, will you ask God for help and
consecrate your life to overcome the
worldwide sin of blasphemy as well as
all the other kind of sins which are
striving to destroy the throne of right
eousness' and are defying your Master
and King? Lord God of the past, help
| us to make thy Son’s name honored
and worshiped all round this blasphem
ing, cursing and Holy Spirit defying
world—around this world which more
often bears the name of Jesus spoken
in derision than in earnest, tender,
heart pleading prayer!
[Copyright. 1902. by Louis Klopsch.]
ROADS OF THE SOUTH
HIGHWAY IMPROVEMENT IN THE
SOUTHERN STATES.
Can Boaot of Some of the Best Road*
In the World—The Employment of
Convicts on the Hlshwaya of North
Carolina.
Among the many interesting and val
uable articles published in a recent
number of Harper’s Weekly was the
following on highway improvement in
the south:
One of the most important, but
least conspicuous, movements in the
new south is that being made in be
half of good country roads. About
fifteen years ago there was a general
revival of interest in the building of
country roads, and now many com
munities iu the south have systems of
roads of W’hich they justly feel proud.
Even North Carolina, long known as
the Rip Van Winkle of the southern
states, has at last awakened and is
giving lessons to the outside world iu
the construction of good roads. It is
MACADAMIZED ROAD IN NORTH CAROLINA.
no exaggeration to say that the roads
of Mecklenburg county, N. C., are the
best to be found in the entire south.
The county of Mecklenburg is near
the South Carolina line, and is pierced
by that division of the Southern rail
road whicli extends from Washington
to Atlanta. The county seat is Char
lotte. a progressive city of thirty thou-
sand Inhabitants. Within a radius
of one hundred miles of this city there
are three hundred cotton factories,
compr.sing more than half of v- . ,i.;i
diesun.: looms oijernted iu tin- * ..u.i.
In ISbO the authorities of the county
conceived the idea of utilizing the con
victs for the improvement of the pub
lic roads. Instead of locking up of
fenders in the county jail or sending
them to the penitentiary it was decid
ed to employ them at home in improv
ing the highways. A law was passed
authorizing the use of convicts for
this purpose. The convicts were or
ganized into a squad or camp, placed
under the control of a competent su
pervisor and engineer, and the work
of grading, straightening aud macad
amizing the roads was begun. A short
experience demonstrated that the con
vict laborers cost the county only 25
cents per day per head, including food,
lodging, clothing and overseeing.
The outfit for the road work, con
sisting of a steam roller, crusher, bins,
portable engine, road machine and a
screen for assorting the rocks, cost
about $5,000. At present the county
has in operation two road outfits and
employs about sixty convicts with
each outfit The total expenditure in
constructing each mile of macadam
ized road is from $1,(500 to $2,500,
not including bridges. In summer the
convicts live iu teuts along the road,
and in winter they live in barracks.
Tbe rock used for the roads is bought
from tbe farmers, who haul and depos
it it at tbe convict camp.
These roads have been in process of
construction for twelve years at the
rate of about ten miles per year. At
present there are more than 100 miles
of macadamized roads in the county.
Tbe roads radiate in all directions from
tbe center of Charlotte and extend ten
or fifteen miles to tbe county limits.
Tbe roads of this county have become
so famous that delegations from many
other states have come here to inspect
them.
Many good roads organizations exist
In tbe south. Professor J. A. Holmes
of the University of North Carolina
has traveled in many states, giving il
lustrated lectures on road construc
tion and organizing good roads dubs.
His campaign has borne much fruit,
and tbe south can now boast of some
of the best and most picturesque roads
in the whole world.
Necessity For Drataage.
In tbe improvement of earth roads
one very important essential often
overlooked is tbe necessity for drain
age to carry off the surplus water be
fore it can soak into the surface, says
Good Roads Magazine. Good roads
can be constructed even in a prairie
country, and by tbe adoption of im
proved methods Immediate recovery
from tbe effects of heavy rains may be
insured. Tile draining is very effec
tive. and with even a shallow dressing
of crushed stone or gravel on the sur
face of an earth road wonderful Im
provement can be secured.
BRAIN WORK.
Should Last For A**s-
There Is uo reason in tbe world why
a road abould not last for ages If It Is
built of good material and kept in prop
er repair. If this is not done, tbe mon
ey spent is more than wasted. It is
more economical, as a rule, to bring
good materials a long distance by rail
or water than to employ inferior ones
procured close at band.
Its Effect Cpon the Body and the
Kind ot Food It Demands.
Tbe changes of tissue in tbe brain
that take place during study and
thought are very Important and very
rapid. It has been estimated that three
hours of brain work cause as great an
exhaustion of tbe forces of the body as
an entire day of manual labor.
This waste must be replaced by
abundant food, bat its selection re
quires careful consideration and often
self denial, for many things which the
physical worker can eat with perfect
impunity are slow poison to the brain
worker, who exercises the brain at
the expense of the body and rarely
gives the latter sufficient exercise to
counteract the mental strain and keep
it in condition to resist disease. Bear
in mind that, while the waste of the
body is much more rapid, the depriva
tion of physical exercise encourages
torpidity of the voluntary functions
and renders them sluggish in eliminat
ing these wastes; therefore it is of the
utmost importance that the tasks im
posed upon them should be light
Brain workers require the most con
centrated and easily digested foods.
They should eat fresh beef and mut
ton, fish, eggs—cooked in many forms,
but never bard boiled or fried—oysters
and crisp salads, lettuce, chicory, toma
toes, watercress, etc., with mayonnaise
or French dressing. They should begin
the day with fruit and make it form
tbe principal part of luncheon and be
very sparing in their use of cereals,
eschewing entirely white bread and
oatmeal. Their ideal luncheon, which
must be light if they continue to work
In the afternoon, is a glass of milk or
cup of hot chocolate or, better still, a
glass of fresh buttermilk, with two or
three graham wafers or a bit of toast
and some fruit, au apple, figs or an or
ange.
THE MILKY V/AY.
A SyMcm Wlilt-li (>ive» (.'■ a Vague
Ideu of (lit- Fternlty of Space.
Tbe Milky Way. tbe grandest feature
of tbe “tirniuinent which bends above
us,” the hazy path which so majestic
ally bands tbe whole fabric of tbe
skies together, is uovv known to be
composed of a grand aggregation of at
least 18.000.UOU suns, each as large as
or larger than that which makes vege
table and animal life an earthly possi
bility. One is apt when allowing tbe
mind to revert to the contemplation of
these misty and indistinct astronomical
subjects to measure their magnitude
or attempt to measure it by making
terrestrial comparisons.
It is obvious, however, upon more
mature reflection that such compari
sons are worse than “odious.” The bulk
of our sun exceeds that of the earth
1,200,000 times, being (500 times great
er than that of the bulk of his whole
train of planets taken collectively. This
being tbe case, what basis can we use
for calculating the magnitude of 18,-
000,000 suns, each, as I have said be
fore, probably larger than that which ^
gives us heat aud light? * ’
The Infinite number of suns whiph, d
taken together, make up the Milky
Way are not set at a uniform distance y
from our earth or even from our ipn. '.
In fact, they appear to work altogeth
er independently of either this mun
dane sphere or our “glorious orb of
day.” The majority of them are plant
ed at a distance too remote to be even
imperfectly measured or understood.
Some of them are so near (?) that
light which travels at the rate of
185,000 miles per second, would cross
tbe distance between us and them in
tbe period of about an even tea years.
Others, however, are so remote that it
would take a full thousand years for
their light to reach us.
A Curloua State of Affaire.
You must be very cautious how you
treat your neighbor In Isle of Jersey,
fop he can have you arrested on the
sUgbtest pretext and if he has a
grudge against you can bring about
such a calamity by simply giving a fic
tional account of your misconduct to
the nearest lawyer. The latter will de
mand a fine, and should you decline to
pay It he will cause you to be thrown
Into prison to await trial. Then, even if
you are acquitted on the ground that
the charge is unfounded, you have ab
solutely no claim against your persecu
tor, though you may have suffered a
couple of monthz’ imprisonment for
uothing.—London Tit-Bits.
Serviceable For Coeatry Roada.
Burned gumbo is a very serviceable
material for use on country roads. It
is not as durable as crushed stone, but
Is superior to dirt
Baras aa a Tar Collector.
In the olden days candles were taxed
articles, aud it was the duty of Burns,
as an excise officer, to see that the
tax was not evaded. He generally
looked tbe other way, however, as
when passing through tbe kitchen one
night at William Lorlmer’s of Ken-
uisball, where the gudewife was busy
making candles, be merely remarked,
“Faith, madam, ye’re tbrang the
nicht” and passed into the parlor.^
Blackwood’s Magazine.
Notice of Bankniptcy
In thk Disthict Court or the United
States for the District or South
Carolina. In Bankruptcy.
In the Matter or i i n R«nk
Green Brothers Si Compant,- ,n
Bankrupts. I rupwy.
To the Creditors of Green Brothers k Com
pany. of Gaffney, in the County of Chero
kee, and district aforesaid, bankrupts.
Notice Is hereby given that on the 13lb day
of October. A. D., 1902, the said Green Broth
ers A Company were duly adjud.cated bank
rupts ;und that the first meeting of their cred
itors will be bold at Gaffney in tbe Court
House, on tbe OOth day of October, A. D.,
1902 at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, at which
time the said creditors may attend, prore
their claims, appoint a trustee, examine the
bankrupt^ and transact sucb other business
as may properly oome before said meeting.
G.W. Hpebr.
Referee In Bankruptcy.
Gaffney, S. O., Oct. lOtb, 1908.